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UNDER THE SEA

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Jan 26th, 2013
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  1. Hello? Can you help me? I've been lost for a long time, and I need to get there soon. I thought they might be down here, but... it isn't. S'pose you'd know all about that, being the beacon down here...
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  3. So, can you help me find the way?
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  5. Don't exactly have a lot of time, so maybe if we walk and talk, it'd be better.
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  7. ... Alright, I guess I'll do it on my own. If a red man with a flair for the dramatics comes this route, tell him to go the other way.
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  11. Greetings fellow dweller of the deep. May we extend the limb of comradeship? We are the ambassador of the Commonwealth, and we have been traveling through and long, trying to rediscover the homeland.
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  13. ...
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  15. Greetings! We are the Commonwealth, and we extend a gesture of compliance to you and the inhabitants. If you can open relations, we would be very appreciating of your time and space.
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  17. ...
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  19. Does your ship not have the space with we can commune? Our visor is telling what we say to be negative, and you are not how we thought you were going be be expecting of us. Sorry for your troubles.
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  23. We are not here, but we don't want to talk to you. You're not something rare, pretty commonplace in the land. Nothing is frightening and nothing is good, we're going to be here then, and let us know nothings around.
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  25. While we get here, maybe you could turn the temperature down? It's a little bit too cool up there.
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  29. Ed's rolling. He's rolling because he needs to get around.
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  31. Ed bumped. Well, he guesses he'll have to try again.
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  33. Bumped. Didn't work, but that can't stop Ed. Just try again.
  34.  
  35. Try again.
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  37. Ed's getting pretty sick and tired of this. Where can Ed roll? The big dead bed in front of Ed's head is blocking the road ahead.
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  39. Maybe Ed can roll around. He'll try that now.
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  41. Ed bumped. Well... there's always next time. Ed can just try again.
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  45. BOOM!
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  47. Just JOKE. This is not ready to BOOM!, because even though BOOM! is TRUTH we have to go AROUND so that WORK can be DONE because WE NEED TO FINISH.
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  49. The MATTER is PAST the BElly! This is WHY we need to go BY!
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  51. Well, we get it. Don't want to GO?
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  53. We're sorry. Must not be done yet! Come back later to see.
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  57. Clanking and clattering through the bottom fed, we're going through the rock.
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  59. Look down, see the bigger rock.
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  61. We can't go in that rock yet.
  62.  
  63. Too bad.
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