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Random Meme list (v1)

Mar 12th, 2011
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  1. 1. Stuck together at first physical contact (Thanks Prof)
  2. 2. OH MY GOD, YOU'RE ONE FIRE! D: (Blame Eric)
  3. 3. See each other as monsters (Ultraaaaaa! o9)
  4. 4. You're now stuck in a generic RPG. What sort is up to you. (GO FLOOGY!)
  5. 5. SUDDENLY! MIND READING!
  6. 6. Morning after; somehow they're in bed together.
  7. 7. AU! How? We'll figure it out as we go.
  8. 8. OMG IT'S QUICKSAND!
  9. 9. ZOMBIES!
  10. 10. Ship them with her? Now they're together.
  11. 11. Robot unicorn attack
  12. 12. MAGICAL GIRL JOB!
  13. 13. You're now her mail-order husband.
  14. 14. Karaoke! The booze, the songs, the joys of being show up by someone who's good at this.
  15. 15. Hostage Negotiations with (INSERT SELECTED MUSE HERE). Trouble is inevitable...
  16. 16. It's freaking cold. You need to spend the night in a cabin with exactly one bunk and one blanket.
  17. 17. Instead of Generic RPG, you're in the Generic FPS.
  18. 18. Suddenly, flowers. EVERYWHERE!
  19. 19. Internet memes gone horribly wrong (use your imagination).
  20. 20. Each character can only move the other character's limbs, not their own.
  21. 21. Each character is strongly compelled to obey the commands of the other.
  22. 22. Personality and all its quirks exaggerated to ludicrous extremes.
  23. 23. Unending stream of nineties action movie cliches.
  24. 24. One character must attempt to serenade the other. Song linking is mandatory.
  25. 25. Characters have the strange nuances and thinking patterns of a Dwarf Fortress character. If you don't know Dwarf Fortress and its insanity, reroll.
  26. 26. A heartfelt confession.
  27. 27. Today is the first day of your married life!
  28. 28. Seven minutes in heaven. You can't get out of the closet until you've made out for seven comments.
  29. 29. Hug!
  30. 30. Just asked you out on a date.
  31. 31. AU!
  32. 32. G Gundam.
  33. 33. You are both in a generic sitcom with a laugh track.
  34. 34. OH MY GOD YOU'RE SLOWLY BEING PETRIFIED FROM THE FEET UP
  35. 35. Your legs feel like they're made of Jello. Or maybe butter.
  36. 36. The lights are gone, everything is pitch black. Have fun.
  37. 37. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomatina
  38. 38. Stuck in a dance competition!
  39. 39. Locked in a room for some reason.
  40. 40. Blind date.
  41. 41. Everything, even normally mundane things are suddenly SUPER embarassing
  42. 42. Body switch! Tag speaking as the other person
  43. 43. Playing versus videogames on the same couch
  44. 44. You are now cheesy sentai rivals
  45. 45. The world is going to end in 10 minutes. Any last words for each other?
  46. 46. Those drink were hella spiked. You are now drunk out of your mind.
  47. 47. You've been elected the ruler of a world. It was via raffle.
  48. 48. Moar vidya gaem shenanigans! This time, you're stuck in a dating sim.
  49. 49. You're always compelled to say the first thing that's on your mind.
  50. 50. Stranded on a desert island.
  51. 51. A river's running through your room now.
  52. 52. Phantom thief scenario! One character plays the thief and the other, the obsessed cop.
  53. 53. You're locked in a closet with (INSERT MUSE HERE). What do?
  54. 54. AU. Roll 1d3: If 1, you are the normal one. If 2, your character is the AU. If 3, BOTH chars are AU!
  55. 55. You're in a dating sim! Again!
  56. 56. Over the top action sequence with witty dialogue and/or shouting awesome attack names.
  57. 57. Stuck in the cockpit of a giant robot while under attack! What do?!
  58. 58. Both you and Lucia are suddenly aged down. Clock broke again? Some job involves infiltrating a kindergarten class? I don't know.
  59. 59. YOU have to wear the pink minidress and sing pop songs.
  60. 60. You're now in an arcade!
  61. 61. High school AU.
  62. 62. Historical AU.
  63. 63. You're now roommates.
  64. 64. You're on the Oregon Trail! Try to survive.
  65. 65. It's a long road trip, you're bored, one of the muses is driving, try to entertain yourself SOMEHOW.
  66. 66. Cooking contest!
  67. 67. Haunted House!
  68. 68. Oh boy, you got arrested are in a chain gang, time for wacky escape hijinxs
  69. 69. You guys are in Romeo and Juliet, as the title characters. what?
  70. 70. Road trip!
  71. 71. Pokemon AU.
  72. 72. Camping in the wilderness.
  73. 73. Crap, the other muse is pissed. What now?!
  74. 74. You know, how <i>did</i> they get that harem?
  75. 75. Up at stupid o'clock in the simulator.
  76. 76. MOVIE NIGHT! Pick the film.
  77. 77. You are in a fairy take with the other muse. Pick the tale.
  78. 78. At a hipster rock concert... ON DRUGS.
  79. 79. Suddenly, an irresistible fetish for some aspect of the other muse, and vice versa!
  80. 80. Man, you woke up in Las Vegas in a cheap motel next to each other.
  81. 81. Star Wars Universe!
  82. 82. One of the characters is trapped, whether behind bars or an unbreakable glass Drama and/or epic breakouts ensue.
  83. 83. Two-person survival horror game in a creepy mansion and you are currently being pursued.
  84. 84. Chillin' in a place of your choice. But wait, what are those strange <a href="http://www.mariowiki.com/Fuzzy_(Super_Mario_World_2:_Yoshi%27s_Island)">puffballs</a> in the air...?
  85. 85. TWEWY AU! As partners! Fighting Noise and being awesome!
  86. 86. Playing an MMO together!
  87. 87. You are now in a Ganmen, against a huge fleet of Anti-spirals. All you have is a drill and a co-pilot. What do.
  88. 88. NOW YOU ARE IN A SHOUNEN SERIES BATTLE WITH ULTRA SUPER TECHNIQUES AND ALL THAT JAZZ
  89. 89. Romantic Comedy time!
  90. 90. CLIFF HANGER. No, seriously. Hope your character's got strong hands, because otherwise it's a lovely seven-story fall onto sharp, pointy rocks.
  91. 91. C-c-c-cellmates. Man, getting kidnapped stinks. Break out?
  92. 92. Lost in the desert.
  93. 93. Stuck in an elevator.
  94. 94. You've been pulled into the other muse's harem. :3
  95. 95. Some mysterious supernatural malady has taken some portion of your memory.
  96. 96. Snowball fight!
  97. 97. Yuuko has walked in on you in the bath.
  98. 98. You're roommates, and the other muse is waking up at stupid o'clock for some weird show.
  99. 99. Mind-reading!
  100. 100. You're on a boat! Take a good look at the motherfuckin' boat!
  101. 101. You've stumbled across a notebook of horrible self-insert fanfiction.
  102. 102. Party!
  103. 103. Sitting together in a crowded caeteria.
  104. 104. You are the other muse's new driving instructor.
  105. 105. Magical girl/boy!
  106. 106. Piloting a badass mecha.
  107. 107. Shopping! For... Something.
  108. 108. You are now in a generic SRPG. Complete with grid lines.
  109.  
  110. And Inc's actual contributions:
  111. 109. Roll two results. Both apply at once. Reroll one or the other as needed until something interesting comes up... But log all the rolls to inspire others.
  112. 110. Disgaea AU.
  113. 111. The other muse just gained the ability to spam the spells of Lina Inverse from Slayers. This could be bad.
  114. 112. Trinity Universe. You're floating in towards the Netheruniverse on some hunk of space junk.
  115. 113. In a mech shop, working on a bot
  116. 114. Harry Potter AU.
  117. 115. Narcolepsy! (Choose which muse you want affected. Or both.)
  118. 116. Even in a random meme, F.O.E.!
  119. 117. You're trying to run a shop together in the Recettear universe.
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