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  1. [12:07:55 AM] LB: Man using Ana is fun
  2. [12:08:02 AM] Nylten Emeda: Sleepy sleepy!
  3. [12:08:14 AM] Nylten Emeda: You're very good with Ana
  4. [12:08:18 AM] LB: O tenks
  5. [12:08:25 AM] LB: Can't believe I got potg on my first game with her
  6. [12:08:33 AM] Nylten Emeda: That was amazing!
  7. [12:08:44 AM] LB: Recorded it too
  8. [12:08:50 AM] Nylten Emeda: O3O
  9. [12:08:53 AM] Nylten Emeda: O3O
  10. [12:11:13 AM] LB: Here's where my ult got stuck lol
  11. [12:12:05 AM] Nylten Emeda: OH MY GOD LB
  12. [12:12:08 AM] Nylten Emeda: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  13. [12:12:20 AM] LB: XD
  14. [12:12:27 AM] Nylten Emeda: FUCKIN' HILARIOUS!
  15. [12:12:28 AM] LB: I was like "WOT"
  16. [12:26:22 AM] Nylten Emeda: Die
  17. [12:26:32 AM] Nylten Emeda: I meant to say DUDE
  18. [12:26:40 AM] LB: LOL
  19. [12:28:04 AM] Nylten Emeda: So during our game, Kiba and I were in a call and the entire time I was like, "we can do this! We just need to keep trying! " while he was like, "we lose. We're all gonna die. There's no point in trying. "
  20. [12:28:19 AM] LB: Wow wtf
  21. [12:28:27 AM] Nylten Emeda: I'm so glad I'm immune to his negativity now
  22. [12:28:56 AM] Nylten Emeda: He has the reputation to stick the enjoyment out of everything if you talk to him for long periods of time
  23. [12:29:23 AM] LB: Was this during the game where the victory was clutched out at the end
  24. [12:29:28 AM] Nylten Emeda: In the first half of the game, I was talking with Stefan so I was already in a very good mood
  25. [12:29:38 AM] Nylten Emeda: That was one of the games
  26. [12:29:49 AM] Nylten Emeda: But it was like every game we played
  27. [12:30:04 AM] Nylten Emeda: Especially the ones where we just kept dropping like flies
  28. [12:30:39 AM] Nylten Emeda: But I didn't care. I was just thinking of how we could do better while also focusing on timing my ultimate right
  29. [12:30:56 AM] Nylten Emeda: At one point I got a 3-person res and I fucking cheered
  30. [12:31:11 AM] Nylten Emeda: Hell, I cheer with a 2-person res
  31. [12:32:19 AM] Nylten Emeda: But yeah, he was always griping, moping, and just being a downer. There were some points where I thought he'd throw his controller in frustration from dying so much
  32. [12:32:40 AM] LB: He plays with a controller?
  33. [12:33:12 AM] Nylten Emeda: It wasn't until we did Easy that he felt "a little" better despite him laughing at the other Bastions
  34. [12:33:23 AM] Nylten Emeda: Yeah, apparently
  35. [12:33:31 AM] LB: No wonder he sucks
  36. [12:33:35 AM] Nylten Emeda: LMAO
  37. [12:33:51 AM] LB: That and the fact that he likes to run out like a mad man
  38. [12:33:53 AM] Nylten Emeda: Dude, he'd get so triggered of you told him that
  39. [12:34:18 AM] Nylten Emeda: I had to tell him to fap back several times, especially on the payload maps
  40. [12:34:21 AM] LB: Most of the games where he didn't die as often was because of a combination from you healing him, and me shielding him with Zarya
  41. [12:34:27 AM] LB: Because he'd run ahead of our Reinhardt
  42. [12:34:43 AM] Nylten Emeda: Even though he says he let's the tanks go in front of him
  43. [12:35:00 AM] LB: Granted I wouldn't tell him to stop anyway because he'd make me get up to 100 charge fairly quickly
  44. [12:35:09 AM] Nylten Emeda: Ikr
  45. [12:35:34 AM] Nylten Emeda: That's how o was able to get a lot of resurrections: from him and the injured tank players
  46. [12:36:25 AM] Nylten Emeda: But still, what was slightly annoying was when people kept running out one by one and dying instead of waiting for other team members
  47. [12:36:38 AM] LB: Ye
  48. [12:37:01 AM] Nylten Emeda: What was also a little annoying (and also hilarious) was when Kiba would run straight out, die, and then fucking rage
  49. [12:37:30 AM] LB: Didn't think too much of it until I played Ana and walking with the team while seeing Kiba off in god knows where, dying
  50. [12:37:31 AM] Nylten Emeda: I was laughing a few times, but I covered it up by saying, "Goddammit LB"
  51. [12:37:40 AM] Nylten Emeda: LOL
  52. [12:38:26 AM] Nylten Emeda: Playing Ana and hanging back really opens your eyes to where the team members really are....and also drives you crazy when the team isn't formed properly for efficient play
  53. [12:38:36 AM] LB: Yeah
  54. [12:38:41 AM] Nylten Emeda: Or when you're trying to hit a target and hit a teammate instead
  55. [12:38:46 AM] LB: What makes it worse is not knowing who to nanoboost
  56. [12:38:50 AM] Nylten Emeda: Or when a tank is blocking your scope
  57. [12:39:07 AM] LB: Normally I'd go for the tanks but with the removal of the slight speed increase, it makes deciding who to use it on that much harder
  58. [12:39:44 AM] Nylten Emeda: Also what I've noticed is that players who have been powered up think that they're invincible
  59. [12:40:07 AM] Nylten Emeda: Like, dude, you can still die
  60. [12:40:11 AM] LB: Ye
  61. [12:40:21 AM] LB: Which is why most people use them on tanks like Reinhardt or Roadhog
  62. [12:40:38 AM] LB: Who have some form of defending themselves after the effects run out, or if they see they're low on health
  63. [12:40:53 AM] Nylten Emeda: Yeah
  64. [12:41:18 AM] Nylten Emeda: What's also tough is aiming it at someone and then another player passes by to snatch it on accident
  65. [12:41:35 AM] LB: Yeah
  66. [12:41:42 AM] LB: I have that issue more on Zarya though
  67. [12:41:52 AM] Nylten Emeda: With the shielding?
  68. [12:41:54 AM] LB: Yeah
  69. [12:42:04 AM] Nylten Emeda: Really?
  70. [12:42:12 AM] LB: Sometimes a fleeing teammate will cross my line of sight right when I press the button
  71. [12:42:17 AM] LB: And they end up hiding behind the team
  72. [12:42:19 AM] Nylten Emeda: I thought you did that because certain teammates needed it the most
  73. [12:42:32 AM] LB: If you see me turn around, then yeah that's what I'm doing
  74. [12:42:46 AM] LB: But if I continue facing forward, then it was via accident for the most part
  75. [12:42:52 AM] Nylten Emeda: Like in yesterday's potg?
  76. [12:43:10 AM] LB: As I usually try to aim for the furthest teammate who might be super far ahead of the others
  77. [12:43:19 AM] LB: In your potg?
  78. [12:43:42 AM] Nylten Emeda: Yeah, when you shielded me. Wasn't I behind you?
  79. [12:43:45 AM] LB: Yeah
  80. [12:43:55 AM] LB: You were also the only teammate left alive when my cooldown ran out
  81. [12:44:02 AM] Nylten Emeda: True
  82. [12:44:09 AM] LB: So I turned around and used it on you
  83. [12:44:20 AM] Nylten Emeda: But nevertheless, we lucked out on that one
  84. [12:44:45 AM] LB: Funny enough you actually let me live long enough to get another chance to use the shield on myself
  85. [12:44:55 AM] Nylten Emeda: What is really annoying as a Mercy is when I'm trying to heal someone and my beam keeps hitting the same player repeatedly
  86. [12:45:15 AM] LB: Not sure if you noticed, but on the moment you flew over to me with Mercy's skill, you ate up over half of Roadhog's shot on me
  87. [12:45:30 AM] Nylten Emeda: Wait what?
  88. [12:45:33 AM] LB: Yeah
  89. [12:45:54 AM] Nylten Emeda: So we both got shot a shared amount?
  90. [12:46:08 AM] LB: But you were still under my shield
  91. [12:46:13 AM] LB: So it didn't damage you
  92. [12:46:23 AM] Nylten Emeda: LOL SHARING IS CARING! TITS THE SEASON
  93. [12:46:31 AM] LB: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQl260NV2ys
  94. [12:46:32 AM] Nylten Emeda: TIS
  95. [12:46:37 AM] LB: Look at around 27 seconds
  96. [12:47:04 AM] LB: It's hard to hear, but you can hear the sound effect of the shield being hit, right as you cross in front of me
  97. [12:47:42 AM] Nylten Emeda: I do!
  98. [12:47:52 AM | Edited 12:47:59 AM] Nylten Emeda: So I was your meat shield!
  99. [12:47:58 AM] LB: Ye
  100. [12:48:11 AM] Nylten Emeda: Wow, right place at the right time
  101. [12:48:44 AM] LB: I don't think I was able to nab the recording, but during tonight's games, I shielded Kiba right as he would have been insta killed by McCree's ult
  102. [12:48:59 AM] Nylten Emeda: Holy shit really?
  103. [12:49:01 AM] LB: Yeah
  104. [12:49:06 AM] LB: Gave me an instant 100% charge rofl
  105. [12:49:12 AM] LB: Literally from 0 to 100
  106. [12:49:12 AM] Nylten Emeda: LMAO
  107. [12:49:18 AM] Nylten Emeda: BEAUTIFUL
  108. [12:50:19 AM] Nylten Emeda: Yeah, he also kept griping about not being healed fast enough and I had to remind him that the damage done is 4x. He kept trying to insist and I just said that it's the fucking programming
  109. [12:50:46 AM] Nylten Emeda: I just rolled my eyes and continued with my job
  110. [12:51:27 AM] Nylten Emeda: Oh yeah, in the Industries map, I fell asleep three times in a row when we were trying to defend the lady point
  111. [12:51:50 AM] Nylten Emeda: It makes me feel bad because the moment the healer is down, everybody goes down too
  112. [12:52:31 AM] Nylten Emeda: Tonight's gaming session made me relieved that we were playing against bots instead of real people
  113. [12:52:43 AM] LB: Ye, I was able to hold out a bit with Mei's stalling tactics, but nobody could make it down fast enough to the point afterward
  114. [12:53:20 AM] Nylten Emeda: In the end, we did the best we could and often what I noticed was that our group survived longest
  115. [12:53:44 AM] Nylten Emeda: Probably cuz I tried keeping you alive more than anything when you were close enough XD
  116. [12:53:52 AM] LB: Ye
  117. [12:54:13 AM] Nylten Emeda: On the bright side, everybody was positive
  118. [12:54:17 AM] LB: True
  119. [12:54:19 AM] Nylten Emeda: Like, EVERYBODY
  120. [12:54:32 AM] Nylten Emeda: That helped keep the positivity going
  121. [12:55:05 AM] Nylten Emeda: Except for Kiba. He can go suck his 3-in cock
  122. [12:55:16 AM] LB: Did he ever complain about me rofl
  123. [12:55:22 AM] Nylten Emeda: Nope
  124. [12:55:33 AM] LB: That's shocking
  125. [12:55:52 AM] Nylten Emeda: He did keep saying that we needed either another tank or spurt
  126. [12:55:55 AM] Nylten Emeda: SUPPORT
  127. [12:56:44 AM] Nylten Emeda: Other than that, he said nothing about you, not even congratulating you on your potg (except when he said nice for you high moon but that was just about it)
  128. [12:56:54 AM] Nylten Emeda: It was all about him
  129. [12:57:01 AM] LB: Oh, like that one game in Hollywood where you were the only support, and we had no tanks
  130. [12:57:09 AM] Nylten Emeda: Yeah
  131. [12:57:29 AM] LB: Where we ended up winning anyway, and I clutched out the potg as Mei after I switched from Roadhog
  132. [12:57:37 AM] Nylten Emeda: YEAH
  133. [12:58:04 AM] Nylten Emeda: I fucking risked to resurrect you at one point cuz you're a huge team asset when you play Mei
  134. [12:58:39 AM] Nylten Emeda: Oh yeah, one thing I cracked up earlier tonight was when Kiba said that he hated the game
  135. [12:58:51 AM] LB: Rofl why
  136. [12:59:05 AM] Nylten Emeda: Cuz.....HE KEPT DYING LMAO
  137. [12:59:16 AM] Nylten Emeda: GIT GUD
  138. [12:59:49 AM] Nylten Emeda: But he gets like this with all games, including Undertale
  139. [12:59:52 AM] LB: I mean it's not our fault that he places himself in stupid situations, and on top of all that, can't even get PoTG most of the times when playing the character that arguably has it the easiest for getting them, both on offense and defense. I don't wanna hear it
  140. [1:00:19 AM] Nylten Emeda: LOL RIGHT?
  141. [1:00:21 AM] LB: I don't want to brag or sound like an ass, but honestly
  142. [1:00:42 AM] Nylten Emeda: When I said, "Such skill " he just told me to shut up
  143. [1:01:29 AM] LB: If I can get potg after I make a character switch almost half way into the match, to Mei; one of the hardest characters to get a potg with when pitted against most other characters, against a Bastion of all characters, then maybe he should stop complaining about others and needing more support/tanks, and maybe worry more about himself
  144. [1:01:53 AM] Nylten Emeda: GUT
  145. [1:01:58 AM] Nylten Emeda: GUHD
  146. [1:02:07 AM] Nylten Emeda: ERMERGERD
  147. [1:02:36 AM] Nylten Emeda: Wanna hear something sad but hilarious?
  148. [1:02:40 AM] LB: Sure
  149. [1:03:47 AM] LB: I bet he's one of those sad fucks who always votes for themselves when they show up on the ending cards.
  150. [1:06:12 AM] Nylten Emeda: A couple months back, he was playing Undertale and was dog the boss fight in the genocide run against Sans. He kept raging and getting all worked up and when I made some suggestions to help, he batted those away and then denied that I tried to help. He then uses the lamest excuse as to why he wants to beat Sans so much: because Game Theory stated that humans are compelled to complete things. He linked me the video and everything and I (and Stefan) were laughing because, seriously? Using a fucking youtube video as an explanation to keep playing a game you can't win at by not thinking about strategy first? Fuck off!
  151. [1:06:56 AM] LB: lul
  152. [1:07:21 AM] Nylten Emeda: He became butthurt when I pointed that out to him and proceeded to have a "mental breakdown"
  153. [1:07:58 AM] Nylten Emeda: Like niggah it's just a single player game. Turn it off and take a break to destress
  154. [1:08:19 AM] Nylten Emeda: UNDERTALE OF ALL GAMES
  155. [1:08:24 AM] LB: Honestly that's why I always fall back to Mei in Overwatch. I like to use other characters for the heck of it just because they're fun, but whenever I want to win more than just play to have fun, I always go back to Mei since I just know her strengths and weaknesses, as well as several small strats that I can always pull, depending on what I'm going to do, and when.
  156. [1:09:03 AM] LB: And getting PotG's just makes it all the much sweeter
  157. [1:09:15 AM] Nylten Emeda: I see. So Mei is your ultimate backup
  158. [1:09:21 AM] Nylten Emeda: Aaww yeah!
  159. [1:09:25 AM] LB: Well I like to think that she's my best character
  160. [1:09:51 AM] Nylten Emeda: She's deadly
  161. [1:10:43 AM | Edited 1:11:11 AM] Nylten Emeda: I always go as Mercy got two things:
  162.  
  163. 1. No one else will most likely play a decent healer
  164.  
  165. 2. Trust issues with other Mercys
  166. [1:12:07 AM] LB: I'd go with a healer, but I don't feel that I'd do good enough with them to make much of an impact. I like Mei because while most others just use her to be an annoying pest by putting up walls and stuff, I like to think she's the transition character between offense and defense since her ult heavily helps out offense heroes
  167. [1:12:25 AM] Nylten Emeda: Every time I run into another Mercy, I like to test them to see how good they are. It's relieving finding another good one cuz then I'm able to go as someone elder
  168. [1:12:29 AM] Nylten Emeda: ELSE
  169. [1:12:41 AM] LB: Kinda like a Zarya who is more aimed toward defense
  170. [1:13:29 AM] Nylten Emeda: With her ultimate, you just gotta pay that someone else has an ultimate ready to take care of the bunch in the gravity bomb
  171. [1:13:38 AM] LB: Ye
  172. [1:13:43 AM] Nylten Emeda: *pray
  173. [1:13:54 AM] LB: Or in the case of bots, you got it somewhat easy since they'll shoot at you raising your damage
  174. [1:13:56 AM] Nylten Emeda: Goddamn, horrible autocorrect and spelling tonight
  175. [1:14:11 AM] Nylten Emeda: Oh is that how it works?
  176. [1:14:15 AM] LB: Yeah
  177. [1:14:22 AM] LB: Everytime the shield takes damage, she gets powered up
  178. [1:14:47 AM] Nylten Emeda: And that power goes toward the bomb?
  179. [1:15:06 AM] LB: It's also why in hard difficulty, people get killed by her a lot because they continue to shoot at her shield
  180. [1:15:30 AM] Nylten Emeda: I see now
  181. [1:15:32 AM] LB: And SOME heroes (looking at you BASTION ) raise her power up super fast
  182. [1:15:53 AM] Nylten Emeda: LOL
  183. [1:16:01 AM] LB: And yeah, the damage output is used across all of Zarya's moves
  184. [1:16:07 AM] LB: The laser, her bombs, even her ult
  185. [1:16:21 AM] LB: It'll do more chip damage the higher her power level is prior to using it
  186. [1:16:49 AM] Nylten Emeda: So it's like bide in pokemon?
  187. [1:16:56 AM] LB: Ye
  188. [1:17:06 AM] LB: Except she powers up from her own shield, as well as shielding others
  189. [1:17:24 AM] Nylten Emeda: I see
  190. [1:17:31 AM] LB: Hence why I got an instant 100 charge when a McCree shot at Kiba when I shielded him
  191. [1:17:41 AM] Nylten Emeda: XD
  192. [1:18:04 AM] Nylten Emeda: Well he has uses for both of us
  193. [1:18:08 AM] LB: Ye
  194. [1:18:13 AM] Nylten Emeda: Oh yeah get this
  195. [1:18:17 AM] LB: Unless I'm playing Mei, then at that point he can fuck off
  196. [1:19:41 AM] Nylten Emeda: When I ended the group, he decided to go into the Arcade and do the random player one (3v3 I think? ). He fucking raged there too
  197. [1:20:03 AM] Nylten Emeda: I embed the call there
  198. [1:20:08 AM] Nylten Emeda: Ended
  199. [1:20:18 AM] LB: Wait like when you ended it when we stopped playing after that easy match?
  200. [1:20:25 AM] Nylten Emeda: Mmhm
  201. [1:20:57 AM] Nylten Emeda: Sad to say, but from his play style, he's asking for it
  202. [1:21:25 AM] Nylten Emeda: He has so much tunnel vision that all he thinks about is him and his ultimate
  203. [1:21:42 AM] LB: Yeah I:
  204. [1:21:56 AM] Nylten Emeda: As Raper: "I just need to get in there and more them down"
  205. [1:22:23 AM] Nylten Emeda: As Soldier: "I just need to see them all..."
  206. [1:23:00 AM] Nylten Emeda: He didn't even say anything when DVA destroyed everybody that one time
  207. [1:23:07 AM] LB: I used to be like that honestly, with Mei. I used to think that being the solo hero would get me play of the game all the time, but then I realize that Mei just isn't meant for such an assault. When I realized that on my own, I began to save my ult for when the team needed it the most vs. when I wanted to be the hero
  208. [1:23:56 AM] Nylten Emeda: Like they always say: There's no I in team.
  209. [1:25:10 AM] Nylten Emeda: And I'll admit, I was Alf like that in the beginning of OW. But eventually I saw the bigger picture when there was a definite cause and effect to my actions
  210. [1:25:26 AM] Nylten Emeda: Even on Easy
  211. [1:26:15 AM] LB: Yeah
  212. [1:26:47 AM] LB: I'd love to see Kiba give Mei a shot though. I'm pretty sure he thinks it's so easy to play as her.
  213. [1:27:58 AM] Nylten Emeda: We should do a test run on Med with the three of us going all Mei
  214. [1:28:26 AM] LB: See who's the better one?
  215. [1:29:01 AM] Nylten Emeda: That and just to see what he does
  216. [1:30:03 AM] Nylten Emeda: This sounds so fucking evil. But then again, he's a friend. Not a best friend or a closer friend like you and I are. And he's my ex who fucked me over for 5 years of my life
  217. [1:30:23 AM] LB: As strange as it might sound, I also have a similar issue with you when someone else picks Mei
  218. [1:30:40 AM] Nylten Emeda: Oh?
  219. [1:31:29 AM] LB: I usually think they can't perform as well. Not trying to be an egotistical asshole, but I'd rather have a Mei that's not about hiding behind buildings and setting up ice walls just to run away from the enemy and not contest anything.
  220. [1:31:47 AM] Nylten Emeda: Agreed
  221. [1:32:27 AM] Nylten Emeda: I also hate those players that put the ice wall up on everybody at spawn
  222. [1:32:38 AM] LB: I only do that on easier difficulties
  223. [1:32:55 AM] Nylten Emeda: Yeah I know. But I'm talking like medium
  224. [1:32:59 AM] LB: :J
  225. [1:32:59 AM] LB: It's too funny not too
  226. [1:33:06 AM] Nylten Emeda: Omfg
  227. [1:33:08 AM] LB: Especially when you slam into them as you're using Mercy's shift ability
  228. [1:33:16 AM] Nylten Emeda: LOL
  229. [1:33:35 AM] Nylten Emeda: That's why I fucking flee when I hear you adjust your fucking gun
  230. [1:33:40 AM] LB: TEEHEE
  231. [1:34:04 AM] Nylten Emeda: Another thing that bugs me
  232. [1:34:28 AM] Nylten Emeda: Sombra using her ultimate when NO ONE IS EVEN THERE
  233. [1:34:32 AM] LB: O ye
  234. [1:34:41 AM] Nylten Emeda: Like holy fuck
  235. [1:35:28 AM] Nylten Emeda: Makes me question if they know what her ability even does
  236. [1:35:37 AM] Nylten Emeda: Or just like the cool effect
  237. [1:35:52 AM] LB: Probably the cool effect lol
  238. [1:36:10 AM] LB: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n587SaFVUlA
  239. [1:37:06 AM] Nylten Emeda: Oh this was near the beginning!
  240. [1:37:22 AM] LB: Ye of when we were playing before Kiba joined
  241. [1:37:30 AM] Nylten Emeda: Ye
  242. [1:37:38 AM] LB: Just like that other game with him in it, I started as Roadhog but switched to Mei after we lost the first point
  243. [1:37:51 AM] LB: That actually ended up being the potg as well
  244. [1:37:58 AM] Nylten Emeda: I remember that. It was Ilios
  245. [1:38:14 AM] LB: But I decided to use the game footage over the potg footage since it showed you using your rez
  246. [1:38:29 AM] LB: Which made me decide to use my ult at that moment so we could all pick off the frozen enemies
  247. [1:38:44 AM] Nylten Emeda: Nice strategy there
  248. [1:38:54 AM] Nylten Emeda: And a smart choice it was
  249. [1:40:18 AM] LB: Ye
  250. [1:40:25 AM] Nylten Emeda: Regardless, I had a ton of fun
  251. [1:40:26 AM] LB: I love playing Mei like that
  252. [1:40:28 AM] LB: Ye same
  253. [1:41:22 AM] Nylten Emeda: Personally, my niche is Hard when I'm feeling a teensy bit more competitive and medium for a now laid back experience. Easy for fuck all now
  254. [1:41:29 AM] LB: Yeah
  255. [1:41:30 AM] LB: Same here
  256. [1:42:27 AM] Nylten Emeda: It's so fucking fun and I think it's like that because everybody has a common enemy: bots. Not people. No judgement except when it's your own team
  257. [1:42:38 AM] LB: Ye
  258. [1:43:01 AM] LB: Speaking of which, we carried the team during that Hollywood map
  259. [1:43:04 AM] LB: Fuck w.e Kiba says
  260. [1:43:05 AM] LB: He sucks
  261. [1:43:15 AM] Nylten Emeda: You watching your footage?
  262. [1:43:30 AM] LB: Yeah
  263. [1:43:35 AM] Nylten Emeda: Oh my
  264. [1:43:40 AM] LB: After going back and watching them
  265. [1:43:57 AM] LB: After I switched heroes from D.Va to Mei
  266. [1:44:12 AM] LB: I got gold medals in Eliminations, Objective kills, and objective time
  267. [1:44:29 AM] Nylten Emeda: ☆3☆
  268. [1:44:43 AM] LB: So Kiba can shove it up his ugly ass
  269. [1:45:07 AM] Nylten Emeda: "We're gonna die" my ass
  270. [1:45:15 AM] Nylten Emeda: "We're gonna lose" my ass
  271. [1:45:32 AM] Nylten Emeda: "There's no point in continuing" my ass
  272. [1:45:47 AM] Nylten Emeda: "Why even try? " my ass
  273. [1:45:52 AM] LB: Maybe I should go Mei more often and tell him to stfu
  274. [1:46:10 AM] LB: Either beat me in stats or shut up
  275. [1:46:23 AM] Nylten Emeda: Stats most likely
  276. [1:46:28 AM] Nylten Emeda: Cuz you can't hear him
  277. [1:46:33 AM] LB: Ye true
  278. [1:46:40 AM] LB: And I don't want to hear him
  279. [1:47:25 AM] Nylten Emeda: But if you were in a call with him, I'd encourage you to drink every time he makes a negative remark about dying or how he hates the game
  280. [1:47:34 AM] LB: Nylten
  281. [1:47:40 AM] Nylten Emeda: Or not. Cuz you'd be dead from alcohol poisoning
  282. [1:47:42 AM] LB: I like drinking, I don't want to fucking die
  283. [1:47:48 AM] Nylten Emeda: XD
  284. [1:47:55 AM] LB: How about this
  285. [1:48:00 AM] LB: Instead of alcohol, it'll be soda
  286. [1:48:06 AM] Nylten Emeda: Oh god
  287. [1:48:07 AM] LB: I'll be sure to buy about seven 2 liter bottles
  288. [1:48:18 AM] Nylten Emeda: Your bladder would be fucking sore
  289. [1:48:29 AM] LB: My bladder would be like "FUCK YOU KIBAAAAAAAA"
  290. [1:48:45 AM] Nylten Emeda: LOL
  291. [1:49:02 AM] LB: Then every time I go to piss, all he'll hear is "Play of the game.... Freeze, don't move!"
  292. [1:49:06 AM] Nylten Emeda: Pissing with a helicopter dick
  293. [1:49:21 AM] Nylten Emeda: YEAH
  294. [1:49:36 AM] LB: I love how many times I've stolen them from him
  295. [1:49:56 AM] Nylten Emeda: When he was Bastion?
  296. [1:50:03 AM] LB: Yeah
  297. [1:50:26 AM] Nylten Emeda: Or when he fucking used his death bosom on one target
  298. [1:50:58 AM] LB: I think the best part is, the only times where he got play of the game were either:
  299. [1:51:04 AM] LB: We were playing on a lower difficulty
  300. [1:51:10 AM] LB: Or most often, I wasn't playin Mei
  301. [1:51:36 AM] Nylten Emeda: XD
  302. [1:52:09 AM] Nylten Emeda: There were a couple where he got so frustrated that he wasn't even happy for getting potg
  303. [1:52:49 AM] Nylten Emeda: But what was hilarious was that he didn't even get the card and he wine about it. X'D
  304. [1:53:27 AM] LB: Omg what a loser
  305. [1:53:45 AM] LB: I bet he gets annoyed that most of the times when I get a potg, I also get a card lul
  306. [1:54:06 AM] Nylten Emeda: Idk. I don't ask. I don't bother. Cuz I don't care.
  307. [1:54:16 AM] LB: Ye
  308. [1:54:29 AM] LB: Like I said, he's probably the loser who votes for himself over others
  309. [1:54:55 AM] Nylten Emeda: Probably. His self-esteem really is that fucking low.
  310. [1:55:03 AM] Nylten Emeda: I could go on, but I need to sleep
  311. [1:55:09 AM] LB: Ye
  312. [1:55:21 AM] Nylten Emeda: Also, won't you be gaming with Echo soon?
  313. [1:55:25 AM] LB: Nah
  314. [1:55:34 AM] LB: It's been harder and harder to catch him online
  315. [1:55:51 AM] Nylten Emeda: Oh
  316. [1:56:28 AM] Nylten Emeda: Well anyways, have fun dying whatever and sleep well! Hope to play tomorrow with ya
  317. [1:56:36 AM] LB: Ye
  318. [1:56:37 AM] LB: See ya
  319. [1:56:42 AM] Nylten Emeda: Night!
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