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  1. (11:03:02 PM) DM-Bro: Everyone who is participating in the drinking contest. Which is nearly everyone doing any challenge is warped down into the main stage which has changed into one giant table with many seats and mugs all around. You all are placed in various seats in the massive table with an empty large mug infront of you.
  2. (11:09:48 PM) Luka|MahBoy: "Alright! This is my kind of match!" Luka takes the mug and inspects it
  3. (11:16:24 PM) Eztli: "Heh.. haven't had a good chug-out in months." Eztli grins, taking his spot on the table.
  4. (11:16:54 PM) DM-Bro: Bryce cracks his knuckles and gives the mug a menacing smile. "Hehehehe...I'mma drink you and never stop." Azule and Cherry both next to eachother giggle in joy. Legion looks confused at the beer "Most of us have never even consumed alchoal." Derrick a few seats over chuckles. "Don't worry buddy just slam it back and try to keep it down!"
  5. (11:18:25 PM) ***Uvel goes to his seat and inspects his mug. "Today, we shall drink until our gentlemanly soul can't drink anymore!"
  6. (11:18:28 PM) Luka|MahBoy: "Truely a competition where even if you lose, you win."
  7. (11:18:56 PM) Eztli: "Wouldn't say that... you can lose a liver."
  8. (11:19:24 PM) DM-Bro: The buzzers sounds and right away the mugs start filling with alchoal. Bryce doesnt even let it fill all the way before he slams it back and starts chugging it. Azule and Cherry tap their mugs together and wrap their arms around the others and drink with their arms linked. Legion inspects it for a moment then shrugs before drinking.
  9. (11:19:46 PM) Uvel: roll 1d20+27
  10. (11:19:47 PM) Dice-chan: Uvel rolled --> [ 1d20=2 ]{29}
  11. (11:19:50 PM) Eztli: roll 1d20+21 to DRINK
  12. (11:19:50 PM) Dice-chan: Eztli rolled to DRINK --> [ 1d20=5 ]{26}
  13. (11:19:56 PM) Luka|MahBoy: roll 1d20+24
  14. (11:19:56 PM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy rolled --> [ 1d20=1 ]{25}
  15. (11:20:20 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+27 Bryce
  16. (11:20:20 PM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled Bryce --> [ 1d20=7 ]{34}
  17. (11:20:24 PM) Luka|MahBoy: roll 1d20+24 reroll
  18. (11:20:24 PM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy rolled reroll --> [ 1d20=2 ]{26}
  19. (11:20:31 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+21 A&C
  20. (11:20:32 PM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled A&C --> [ 1d20=12 ]{33}
  21. (11:20:44 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+21 Derrick
  22. (11:20:45 PM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled Derrick --> [ 1d20=19 ]{40}
  23. (11:20:54 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+19 Legion
  24. (11:20:54 PM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled Legion --> [ 1d20=20 ]{39}
  25. (11:21:02 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+40 Terry
  26. (11:21:02 PM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled Terry --> [ 1d20=19 ]{59}
  27. (11:23:14 PM) DM-Bro: Everytime you finish a glass a counter on the table infront of you lights up. Uvel and Eztli manage to slam back two mugs. Luka struggles a bit at first and only gets 1. Bryce, Azule and Cherry manage to get 3 and Derrick gets four while Legion and Terry get 5.
  28. (11:23:52 PM) DM-Bro: Roll again
  29. (11:23:52 PM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled --> error: malformed expression
  30. (11:24:04 PM) Eztli: roll 1d20+21
  31. (11:24:04 PM) Dice-chan: Eztli rolled --> [ 1d20=16 ]{37}
  32. (11:24:18 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+27 Bryce
  33. (11:24:18 PM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled Bryce --> [ 1d20=19 ]{46}
  34. (11:24:21 PM) Uvel: roll 1d20+27
  35. (11:24:21 PM) Dice-chan: Uvel rolled --> [ 1d20=17 ]{44}
  36. (11:24:26 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+21 A&C
  37. (11:24:26 PM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled A&C --> [ 1d20=16 ]{37}
  38. (11:24:29 PM) Luka|MahBoy: roll 1d20+24 FOR ALCOHOL
  39. (11:24:29 PM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy rolled FOR ALCOHOL --> [ 1d20=12 ]{36}
  40. (11:24:33 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+21 Derrick
  41. (11:24:33 PM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled Derrick --> [ 1d20=8 ]{29}
  42. (11:24:45 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+19 Legion
  43. (11:24:45 PM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled Legion --> [ 1d20=18 ]{37}
  44. (11:24:46 PM) Eztli: "Leave your livers at home, ladies!" Eztli bursts into laughter.
  45. (11:24:58 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+40 Terry
  46. (11:24:58 PM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled Terry --> [ 1d20=17 ]{57}
  47. (11:26:49 PM) DM-Bro: Eztli, Azule and Cherry, Luka and Legion all drown out another 3 while Derrick laughs mid drink and only gets 2. Bryce and Uvel pull ahead slamming back 4 and Terry goes strong with 5 again.
  48. (11:27:56 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+27 Bryce
  49. (11:27:56 PM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled Bryce --> [ 1d20=2 ]{29}
  50. (11:28:00 PM) Uvel: roll 1d20+27
  51. (11:28:01 PM) Dice-chan: Uvel rolled --> [ 1d20=1 ]{28}
  52. (11:28:05 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+21 A&C
  53. (11:28:06 PM) Eztli: roll 1d20+21
  54. (11:28:06 PM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled A&C --> [ 1d20=2 ]{23}
  55. (11:28:06 PM) Dice-chan: Eztli rolled --> [ 1d20=1 ]{22}
  56. (11:28:14 PM) Luka|MahBoy: roll 1d20+24
  57. (11:28:14 PM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy rolled --> [ 1d20=14 ]{38}
  58. (11:28:17 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+21 Derrick
  59. (11:28:18 PM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled Derrick --> [ 1d20=18 ]{39}
  60. (11:28:25 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+19 Legion
  61. (11:28:25 PM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled Legion --> [ 1d20=14 ]{33}
  62. (11:28:32 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+40 Terry
  63. (11:28:32 PM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled Terry --> [ 1d20=2 ]{42}
  64. (11:28:49 PM) DM-Bro: Everyone seems to stumble a bit this round.
  65. (11:29:20 PM) Eztli: "Haaaaaa.... erryone's getting sssloshed..."
  66. (11:29:50 PM) Uvel: "Hey....hey....did I ever tesh you that I...I love you like a brotha." He says grabing the nearest dude.
  67. (11:30:40 PM) Luka|MahBoy: "I shouldn' be sso far behnd! Fuck this!" Luka weakly attempts to flip the table but gives up
  68. (11:30:57 PM) DM-Bro: Uvel and Eztli can only choke down one mug while Bryce, Azule and Cherry can manage 2. Derrick Legion and Luka get 4 while Terry finishes 4 and slams his mug down. "HAHA DONE!" But the contest is still going
  69. (11:32:19 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+27 Bryce
  70. (11:32:19 PM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled Bryce --> [ 1d20=11 ]{38}
  71. (11:32:23 PM) Luka|MahBoy: roll 1d20+24
  72. (11:32:23 PM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy rolled --> [ 1d20=1 ]{25}
  73. (11:32:26 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+21 A&C
  74. (11:32:27 PM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled A&C --> [ 1d20=8 ]{29}
  75. (11:32:28 PM) Uvel: roll 1d20+27
  76. (11:32:28 PM) Dice-chan: Uvel rolled --> [ 1d20=19 ]{46}
  77. (11:32:36 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+21 Derrick
  78. (11:32:36 PM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled Derrick --> [ 1d20=7 ]{28}
  79. (11:32:38 PM) Eztli: roll 1d20+21
  80. (11:32:38 PM) Dice-chan: Eztli rolled --> [ 1d20=12 ]{33}
  81. (11:32:44 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+19 Legion
  82. (11:32:44 PM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled Legion --> [ 1d20=7 ]{26}
  83. (11:32:44 PM) Luka|MahBoy: roll 1d20+24 Reroll (2 uses down)
  84. (11:32:45 PM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy rolled Reroll (2 uses down) --> [ 1d20=1 ]{25}
  85. (11:34:29 PM) DM-Bro: Bryce finishes killing another 3 mugs along with Eztli. Azule and Cherry finish killing another two with Derrick and Legion. Luka cant control his drunken stupidity and only finishes 1. Uvel though manages to get 4
  86. (11:35:54 PM) DM-Bro: "HAHA LOOKS LIKE WE HAVE A TIE"
  87. (11:35:54 PM) Luka|MahBoy: "I losing may but doing winning!" Luka laughs uncontrollably
  88. (11:36:08 PM) DM-Bro: "WE HAVE REACHED THE CONSENSUS THAT YOU ARE GOING DOWN LEADER TERRY!"
  89. (11:36:13 PM) DM-Bro: ...Is legion drunk?
  90. (11:36:28 PM) Eztli: "Promotions!" Eztli falls on his knees with his arms raised.
  91. (11:36:40 PM) ***Cyrin sits in the stands, shaking his head.
  92. (11:36:57 PM) ***Lolirora sighs as she sits next to Cyrin. "What have I unleashed on this world.."
  93. (11:37:16 PM) ***Juri copies her above sentence. Shh.
  94. (11:37:30 PM) Uvel: "Hey, everybody hey....I'M A BEAR! ROOOOOOOOOOOOAR"
  95. (11:38:49 PM) DM-Bro: "Well then looks like we need one final round between these two!" Everyone else is teleported back to their seats leaving Legion and Terry sitting at a much smaller table with a large can of alchoal with a purple oni on it infront of them. "The rules are simple...Whoever finishes the Purple Oni can wins." The buzzer sounds and both contestents go to drink. Only Legion gets an idea and forms
  96. (11:38:49 PM) DM-Bro: a soul knife and stabs into the can and shotguns it.
  97. (11:39:10 PM) DM-Bro: Roll 1d20+40
  98. (11:39:10 PM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled --> [ 1d20=14 ]{54}
  99. (11:39:13 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+40
  100. (11:39:13 PM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled --> [ 1d20=8 ]{48}
  101. (11:39:26 PM) DM-Bro: Re rerolls
  102. (11:39:38 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+40 Legion
  103. (11:39:38 PM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled Legion --> [ 1d20=19 ]{59}
  104. (11:39:44 PM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+40 Terry
  105. (11:39:44 PM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled Terry --> [ 1d20=17 ]{57}
  106. (11:41:10 PM) DM-Bro: In a terrible close matchup Legion manages to finish his purple oni and crushes it against his head and cheers. "WOOOOO!" Terry pats Legion on the back. "HAHA GOOD WORK LAD YOU EARNED IT!"
  107. (11:41:45 PM) DM-Bro: Derrick from the stands drunkenly cheers. "WOOO THATS MAH BOY~ I CONVINCED HIM TO DO THIS!"
  108. (11:42:43 PM) Eztli: "I RECOGNIZE THAT GUY!" Eztli cheers belligerently.
  109. (11:44:39 PM) Uvel: "GROOOOOOOOOOWL? ROOOOOOAAAAAAAAWR!" He says having his hands around.
  110. (11:44:54 PM) DM-Bro: Legion wins 5000 gold along with a large golden beer mug. Terry is awarded 3000 gold and Bryce wins 1000 gold.
  111. (11:50:34 PM) DM-Bro: You all feel a wave of magic pass trough you and instantly sober up as Terry and Legion are teleported back to the stands. "....We wish to not do that again..."
  112. (11:51:05 PM) Eztli: "I... whoa..." Eztli wobbles a bit, "...I could get used to that."
  113. (11:51:44 PM) Uvel: "....My head hurts."
  114. (11:51:45 PM) DM-Bro: "Alright everyone hang onto your gold becuase we have the 'Archery' event next! So place your bets while we set up for the next event!"
  115. (11:51:45 PM) Luka|MahBoy: "What happened? Awww shit! I can't even enjoy my loss while wasted?" Luka takes a shot from his flask to regain a hint of the previous effects.
  116. (11:52:13 PM) DM-Bro: Kaitlyn, last years winner, is favored to win this event
  117. (11:52:26 PM) DM-Bro: After her is a Elven man
  118. (11:52:47 PM) DM-Bro: Eztli your towards the bottom of expected winners barley above legion.
  119. (11:53:35 PM) Eztli: "...guess that would explain being sobered up." Eztli chuckles.
  120. (11:54:32 PM) Luka|MahBoy: "10 gold on Eztli!"
  121. (11:55:23 PM) Uvel: "50 gold on Eztli!"
  122. (11:55:34 PM) DM-Bro: "
  123. (11:55:48 PM) DM-Bro: "Thanks for the reinforcement guys!" You hear Kaitlyn shout.
  124. (11:56:13 PM) Juri: "We'll wait and see what happens.."
  125. (11:57:33 PM) Eztli: "You'll do fine~" Eztli says to Kaitlyn.
  126. (11:57:47 PM) Luka|MahBoy: "Try your best Kaitlyn but you best lose to Eztli!" Luka shouts out
  127. (11:58:22 PM) DM-Bro: Eztli Legion and Kaitlyn along with a few other contestants are teleported onto the feild where there are mutilple targets set up around the area with a basic town like setting. "The rules are simple. At the sound of the buzzer hit as many possible targets as you can until the buzzer sounds again. Dont worry about your shots not being counted as we will be monitoring them."
  128. (4/16/2012 12:00:40 AM) DM-Bro: The buzzer sounds and targets begin poping up.
  129. (12:01:06 AM) Eztli: roll 1d20+17 (1)
  130. (12:01:06 AM) Dice-chan: Eztli rolled (1) --> [ 1d20=3 ]{20}
  131. (12:01:44 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+19 Kaitlyn
  132. (12:01:44 AM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled Kaitlyn --> [ 1d20=11 ]{30}
  133. (12:01:53 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+15 Legion
  134. (12:01:53 AM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled Legion --> [ 1d20=19 ]{34}
  135. (12:02:02 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+12 Knight
  136. (12:02:03 AM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled Knight --> [ 1d20=12 ]{24}
  137. (12:02:18 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+16 Elf
  138. (12:02:18 AM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled Elf --> [ 1d20=20 ]{36}
  139. (12:04:23 AM) DM-Bro: Eztli fires away hitting two targets with his revolver and the knight that won jousting hits 2 as well with their composite bow. Kaitlyn fires her gun and hits 3 targets while Legion sinks 3 of his soul knifes into targets as well. The elf nothces 3 arrows onto his bow and fires them all at once bullseyeing 3 targets
  140. (12:05:07 AM) DM-Bro: (4* for the elf)
  141. (12:05:19 AM) Eztli: roll 1d20+17
  142. (12:05:19 AM) Dice-chan: Eztli rolled --> [ 1d20=7 ]{24}
  143. (12:05:21 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20
  144. (12:05:21 AM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled --> [ 1d20=15 ]{15}
  145. (12:05:29 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+19 Kaitlyn
  146. (12:05:29 AM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled Kaitlyn --> [ 1d20=8 ]{27}
  147. (12:05:39 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+15 Legion
  148. (12:05:39 AM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled Legion --> [ 1d20=15 ]{30}
  149. (12:05:45 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+12
  150. (12:05:45 AM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled --> [ 1d20=14 ]{26}
  151. (12:05:51 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+16 Elf
  152. (12:05:52 AM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled Elf --> [ 1d20=14 ]{30}
  153. (12:06:14 AM) DM-Bro: Everyone but Legion and the Elf hit two targets.
  154. (12:06:32 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+19 Kaitlyn
  155. (12:06:32 AM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled Kaitlyn --> [ 1d20=19 ]{38}
  156. (12:06:40 AM) Eztli: roll 1d20+17
  157. (12:06:40 AM) Dice-chan: Eztli rolled --> [ 1d20=17 ]{34}
  158. (12:06:44 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+15 Legion
  159. (12:06:45 AM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled Legion --> [ 1d20=1 ]{16}
  160. (12:06:54 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+12 Knight
  161. (12:06:54 AM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled Knight --> [ 1d20=1 ]{13}
  162. (12:07:00 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+16 elf
  163. (12:07:01 AM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled elf --> [ 1d20=13 ]{29}
  164. (12:08:36 AM) DM-Bro: Both Legion and the Knight horrible mess up and whiff both their next shots. Kaitlyn deftly reloads her relvover and hits 3 targets along with Eztli and the Elf manages to hit 2
  165. (12:09:10 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+19 Kaitlyn
  166. (12:09:10 AM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled Kaitlyn --> [ 1d20=14 ]{33}
  167. (12:09:15 AM) Eztli: roll 1d20+17
  168. (12:09:15 AM) Dice-chan: Eztli rolled --> [ 1d20=17 ]{34}
  169. (12:09:17 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+15 Legion
  170. (12:09:17 AM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled Legion --> [ 1d20=8 ]{23}
  171. (12:09:24 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+12 Knight
  172. (12:09:24 AM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled Knight --> [ 1d20=18 ]{30}
  173. (12:09:30 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+16 elf
  174. (12:09:30 AM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled elf --> [ 1d20=9 ]{25}
  175. (12:10:03 AM) DM-Bro: Eztli Kaitlyn and the Knight sqaure away 3 hits and Legion and the Elf get 2
  176. (12:10:47 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+19 Kaitlyn
  177. (12:10:47 AM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled Kaitlyn --> [ 1d20=14 ]{33}
  178. (12:10:52 AM) Eztli: roll 1d20+17
  179. (12:10:52 AM) Dice-chan: Eztli rolled --> [ 1d20=17 ]{34}
  180. (12:10:54 AM) DM-Bro: Roll 1d20+15 Legion
  181. (12:10:55 AM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled Legion --> [ 1d20=20 ]{35}
  182. (12:11:02 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+12 Knight
  183. (12:11:02 AM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled Knight --> [ 1d20=9 ]{21}
  184. (12:11:07 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+16 elf
  185. (12:11:07 AM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled elf --> [ 1d20=2 ]{18}
  186. (12:11:47 AM) DM-Bro: Legion spawns 4 soul knifes and bulleyes all 4 of them. Kaitlyn and Eztli get shots and the Knight gets 2 while the elf gets only 1
  187. (12:11:59 AM) DM-Bro: (LAst round you can use your woosh woosh magic shit here)
  188. (12:13:33 AM) DM-Bro: Kaitlyn adjusts her glasses and pulls out both her revolvers and spins them around and starts fires both her revolvers.
  189. (12:13:39 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+42
  190. (12:13:39 AM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled --> [ 1d20=10 ]{52}
  191. (12:14:11 AM) DM-Bro: Legion's eyes glow blue and spawns a hand full of souls knifes and throws them all out into the feild. roll 1d20+35
  192. (12:14:16 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+35
  193. (12:14:16 AM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled --> [ 1d20=3 ]{38}
  194. (12:15:12 AM) DM-Bro: The knight holds their bow up to the sun and it glows a bright orange before they shoot
  195. (12:15:19 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+30
  196. (12:15:20 AM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled --> [ 1d20=12 ]{42}
  197. (12:15:26 AM) Eztli: Eztli's sight focuses onto the field in front of him, and his revolver glows as it is drawn for a final shot.
  198. (12:15:35 AM) Eztli: roll 1d20+39
  199. (12:15:36 AM) Dice-chan: Eztli rolled --> [ 1d20=10 ]{49}
  200. (12:16:07 AM) DM-Bro: The Elfs hands glow green and pulls his bowstring back and fires his shot and multiple magic arows seperate from his bow.
  201. (12:16:15 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+36
  202. (12:16:15 AM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled --> [ 1d20=19 ]{55}
  203. (12:16:58 AM) DM-Bro: Kaitlyn and the Elf hit 5 targets with their last ditch attempt while Legion only manages 3. The knight and Eztli though get 4 hits in.
  204. (12:18:30 AM) DM-Bro: The buzzer sounds ending the match
  205. (12:19:19 AM) Eztli: "Hah... " Eztli groans, returning the smoking barrel of his gun to its holster after a reload.
  206. (12:19:54 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "Hell of a show" Luka takes another hit from the flask
  207. (12:20:24 AM) DM-Bro: The jumbotron lights up naming....Kaitlyn as the winner again where she jumps for joy pointing her revolvers in the air as she bounces. Eztli and the Elf tie for 2nd and Legion manages to secrue 3rd place. "And for the 3rd year in the row Kaitlyn our defending champions manages to retain her title as the best shot in the city!"
  208. (12:21:06 AM) DM-Bro: Kaitlyn 10k Eztli and Elf 5k Legion 2.5k
  209. (12:21:24 AM) Eztli: "Good shooting, Kaitlyn~" Eztli says, barely able to hold his laughter.
  210. (12:27:02 AM) DM-Bro: "For our next event we will be introducing the rodeo!" A large, angry looking pissed off direbull is spawned into the middle of the feild and rampages about.
  211. (12:27:33 AM) Eztli: "Well... shit..."
  212. (12:27:36 AM) DM-Bro: "Contestants will be spawned onto the bull and whoever can hold onto it the longest wins! Just dont get stabbed by the horns!"
  213. (12:27:53 AM) Eztli: "Well... extra shit..."
  214. (12:28:29 AM) Uvel: "...Hmm...that bull..."
  215. (12:29:24 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "We got this." Luka frowns
  216. (12:30:35 AM) DM-Bro: Evan is up first.
  217. (12:30:56 AM) DM-Bro: His tiny body is spawned onto the bull and he grips onto it as it rampages about.
  218. (12:31:30 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+17
  219. (12:31:30 AM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled --> [ 1d20=11 ]{28}
  220. (12:31:42 AM) DM-Bro: He has no trouble hanging on as he laughs manaicly.
  221. (12:31:49 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+17
  222. (12:31:49 AM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled --> [ 1d20=11 ]{28}
  223. (12:32:13 AM) DM-Bro: The bull bucks and thrashes about but theres no booting the tiny fairy man off.
  224. (12:32:16 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+17
  225. (12:32:17 AM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled --> [ 1d20=11 ]{28}
  226. (12:33:15 AM) DM-Bro: "HAHAHA! LETS MAKE THIS INTRESTING!" Evan slaps the bull behind him and passes magic into him....enlarging it? "HAHAHAHAHA NOW WE'RE TALKING" The bull easily doubles in size....
  227. (12:34:12 AM) ***Luka|MahBoy takes a nice sip from his flask while shaking his head
  228. (12:34:17 AM) DM-Bro: "...Well this is...unconevntional...can he do that?" Derrick scratches his head.
  229. (12:34:40 AM) Lolirora left the room.
  230. (12:35:05 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+17
  231. (12:35:05 AM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled --> [ 1d20=17 ]{34}
  232. (12:35:30 AM) DM-Bro: Despite its larger size Evan is STILL on the ramapging and now giant bull.
  233. (12:36:37 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+17
  234. (12:36:38 AM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled --> [ 1d20=18 ]{35}
  235. (12:36:53 AM) DM-Bro: Its be about 2 and a half minutes
  236. (12:36:57 AM) DM-Bro: He's still on it
  237. (12:37:07 AM) DM-Bro: rol 1d20+17
  238. (12:37:14 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+17
  239. (12:37:14 AM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled --> [ 1d20=11 ]{28}
  240. (12:37:20 AM) DM-Bro: STILL GOING
  241. (12:37:23 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+17
  242. (12:37:23 AM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled --> [ 1d20=20 ]{37}
  243. (12:37:25 AM) DM-Bro: FUCK
  244. (12:37:37 AM) Juri: Can I put all of my money on Evan.
  245. (12:37:41 AM) DM-Bro: 4 minutes on the bull.
  246. (12:37:48 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+17
  247. (12:37:48 AM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled --> [ 1d20=9 ]{26}
  248. (12:37:55 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+17
  249. (12:37:55 AM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled --> [ 1d20=9 ]{26}
  250. (12:37:57 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "There is no way somebody that tiny should still be on."
  251. (12:38:00 AM) DM-Bro: 5 minutes
  252. (12:38:03 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+17
  253. (12:38:03 AM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled --> [ 1d20=18 ]{35}
  254. (12:38:06 AM) Juri: "Magic. Ain't gotta explain shit."
  255. (12:38:09 AM) Eztli: "...topping that's going to be hard..."
  256. (12:38:09 AM) DM-Bro: roll 1d20+17
  257. (12:38:09 AM) Dice-chan: DM-Bro rolled --> [ 1d20=2 ]{19}
  258. (12:38:51 AM) DM-Bro: After 5 in a half minutes Evan gets ejected off the bull but recovers mid air still laughing his ass off like a madman. "HAHAHAHAHA I AM AIR THE TINY MASTER OF RODEO FEAR ME!"
  259. (12:39:28 AM) DM-Bro: Evan is teleported out of the feild leaving the entire arena in laughter. On the Jumbotron Evan's name is shown with 5:30 as his time
  260. (12:40:27 AM) DM-Bro: A few more contestants go not even getting close to what even can do. The closest was a mintouar who got 3:00 but the bull is still in its doubled size.
  261. (12:40:31 AM) DM-Bro: LUKA YOUR UP
  262. (12:40:43 AM) DM-Bro: Luka gets teleported onto the large dire bull.
  263. (12:40:52 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "LETS DO THIS!" Luka hangs on tight
  264. (12:40:57 AM) Luka|MahBoy: roll 1d20+9
  265. (12:40:57 AM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy rolled --> [ 1d20=16 ]{25}
  266. (12:41:16 AM) DM-Bro: You grip on the bull and manage to hang on for about 30 seconds
  267. (12:41:20 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "FIVE MINUTES HERE I COME!" roll 1d20+9
  268. (12:41:52 AM) Luka|MahBoy: rol 1d20+9
  269. (12:41:52 AM) Luka|MahBoy: roll 1d20+9
  270. (12:41:52 AM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy rolled --> [ 1d20=6 ]{15}
  271. (12:42:08 AM) DM-Bro: You hang on tight again and almost get ejected off the bull but manage to stay on for another 30 seconds. The bull returns to its normal size.
  272. (12:42:15 AM) Luka|MahBoy: roll 1d20+9
  273. (12:42:15 AM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy rolled --> [ 1d20=20 ]{29}
  274. (12:42:17 AM) DM-Bro: Still big...but not as big
  275. (12:42:27 AM) DM-Bro: 2 minutes total.
  276. (12:42:31 AM) Luka|MahBoy: roll 1d20+9
  277. (12:42:32 AM) Dice-chan: Luka|MahBoy rolled --> [ 1d20=8 ]{17}
  278. (12:42:55 AM) DM-Bro: You manage another 15 seconds of riding before the bull bucks and sends your flying off him
  279. (12:43:51 AM) DM-Bro: Luka times in at 2:15
  280. (12:44:12 AM) DM-Bro: A few more people are called in but no one even beats Luka let alone Evan or the Minotaur.
  281. (12:44:19 AM) Luka|MahBoy: "Not half bad. Was hoping for at least 3 though."
  282. (12:44:22 AM) DM-Bro: Eztli your up.
  283. (12:44:32 AM) Eztli: roll 1d20+11
  284. (12:44:33 AM) Dice-chan: Eztli rolled --> [ 1d20=2 ]{13}
  285. (12:45:00 AM) DM-Bro: You land and almost forget to grab onto the bull but you last 30 seconds.
  286. (12:45:06 AM) Eztli: roll 1d20+11
  287. (12:45:06 AM) Dice-chan: Eztli rolled --> [ 1d20=12 ]{23}
  288. (12:45:22 AM) DM-Bro: 30 more seconds past as the bull bucks and flings you around
  289. (12:45:27 AM) Eztli: roll 1d20+11
  290. (12:45:27 AM) Dice-chan: Eztli rolled --> [ 1d20=8 ]{19}
  291. (12:45:35 AM) DM-Bro: 30 more seconds pass
  292. (12:45:40 AM) Eztli: roll 1d20+11
  293. (12:45:40 AM) Dice-chan: Eztli rolled --> [ 1d20=8 ]{19}
  294. (12:46:11 AM) DM-Bro: 1:45 seconds pass but the bull bucks and turns at the same time sending you off to the side.
  295. (12:46:21 AM) DM-Bro: You clock in at 1:45 seconds total
  296. (12:46:35 AM) DM-Bro: The last few contestants go but they...they are just pathetic.\
  297. (12:46:41 AM) DM-Bro: UVEL YOU ARE LAST!
  298. (12:47:18 AM) Uvel: roll 1d20+10
  299. (12:47:18 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel rolled --> [ 1d20=9 ]{19}
  300. (12:47:28 AM) DM-Bro: You grab onto the bull and last the first 30 seconds
  301. (12:48:18 AM) Uvel: "Ahem, excuse me my good sir. But I do declare I sense a certain sort of SOUL inside of you. One that apprechiates a top hat and a monocle or two."
  302. (12:48:36 AM) Uvel: roll 1d20+23
  303. (12:48:36 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel rolled --> [ 1d20=15 ]{38}
  304. (12:48:48 AM) DM-Bro: The bull calms a bit listening to your words.
  305. (12:48:54 AM) Uvel: roll 1d20+10
  306. (12:48:55 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel rolled --> [ 1d20=18 ]{28}
  307. (12:49:01 AM) DM-Bro: 30 seconds pass
  308. (12:50:11 AM) Uvel: "What I mean to say my good chum, is that I think you and I share the same type of soul, the soul of gentlemen! And as such, I'm sure you would be interested in being the official mount of a knight from the order of the claw."
  309. (12:50:23 AM) Uvel: roll 1d20+23
  310. (12:50:24 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel rolled --> [ 1d20=1 ]{24}
  311. (12:50:56 AM) Uvel: roll 1d20+10
  312. (12:50:56 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel rolled --> [ 1d20=7 ]{17}
  313. (12:51:08 AM) DM-Bro: 30 seconds pass and the bull ignores your words going back into a rage
  314. (12:51:18 AM) ***Luka|MahBoy grabs his amulet but decides against it
  315. (12:51:31 AM) Uvel: "Think of it Sir Bull, in fact, FEEL IT!" He says as he puts his top hat on top of the bull.
  316. (12:51:45 AM) Uvel: "LET THE GENTLEMEN INSIDE OF YOU TAKE OVER!"
  317. (12:52:03 AM) Uvel: roll 1d20+28
  318. (12:52:04 AM) Dice-chan: Uvel rolled --> [ 1d20=15 ]{43}
  319. (12:52:47 AM) DM-Bro: The bull ejects you off him and a soft manner though. You dont really expect it but the bull looks down to you and nods...He accepts your contract.
  320. (12:52:50 AM) DM-Bro: +1 Dire bull
  321. (12:53:20 AM) DM-Bro: You time in at 1:30 though
  322. (12:53:29 AM) Juri: "...I wanted to put a thousand on the fairy too.."
  323. (12:54:22 AM) ***Luka|MahBoy pats his amulet "Something tells me i'm gonna need you for myself one more time."
  324. (12:55:41 AM) DM-Bro: "Well...with an intresting turn of events Evan is our winner for the first ever rodeo event!"
  325. (12:55:45 AM) Eztli: "Heh, looked like you needed it when we were taking swigs earlier." Eztli grins, a bit of dirt still caked on top of his head from earlier.
  326. (12:55:46 AM) DM-Bro: 10k to Evan
  327. (12:55:52 AM) DM-Bro: 5k to Minotaur
  328. (12:55:57 AM) DM-Bro: 2.5k to Luka
  329. (12:56:14 AM) DM-Bro: "HAHAHA LOOK AT ALL THIS LOOT!"
  330. (12:56:34 AM) DM-Bro: Evan dives into his winnigs bag and swims around in it. "MONEY MONEY MONEY! MONEY!"
  331. (12:57:23 AM) ***Luka|MahBoy holds 150G out to Uvel. "For the donation from a while back Uvel. And take another 50."
  332. (12:57:30 AM) ***Uvel goes to find the bull-no, TO FIND SIR JEEVSTON.
  333. (1:01:44 AM) ***Luka|MahBoy sighs and pockets the money "Well can't say I didn't try." Luka grins happily at the winnings
  334. (1:07:18 AM) DM-Bro: DONE FOR THE NIGHT
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