DILDO

http://bad-dragon.com/products/fenrir preferably large or extra large, you can pick a color if you get this.



HOT SAUCES

http://www.hotsauce.com/Best-of-Scorpion-Sauces-Gift-Set-p/hsc-best-scorpion-set.htm

http://www.hotsauce.com/Blair-s-Mega-Death-Sauce-p/1324md.htm

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http://www.hotsauce.com/Mad-Dog-357-Scorpion-Hot-Sauce-p/1098.htm

http://www.hotsauce.com/Pure-Scorpion-Pepper-Powder-p/1661s.htm



BABY

https://www.amazon.com/Ty-Beanie-Babies-Doby-Doberman/dp/B00RC6ULQS/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1481310328&sr=8-1&keywords=doberman+stuffed+animal

STEAM GAME

http://store.steampowered.com/app/384490/?snr=1_237_querypaginated__104_10 this looks kind of cool i think