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- Here lies Johnathon Crammer
- Who died in quite awful manor
- He walked on the street
- When the stoplight was green
- And the truck, with his chest, went kablammer
- Here lies Billy O'Creehide
- Who gambled for anything he tried
- One day he was fined
- To swallow a dime
- And that is the way that he died
- Here lies Vincent Von Vightly
- Who got shot to put It quite lightly.
- In a peril quite dire,
- He got caught in crossfire,
- And got killed in a way quite unsightly
- Here lies the body of Ted,
- He's honored loved and dead.
- But if I could take a bullet for him,
- I'd rather they shoot him instead.
- Here lies Jason O'Crawlly
- Who died on a ride on a trolley,
- The trolley derailed,
- the breaks on it failed,
- And he fell in a farm of broccoli
- Here lies Oliver Oil,
- Whose name was his own comic foil,
- He asked for some food,
- But his name was so good,
- That they laughed until all the food spoiled
- Here lies Melody Crow,
- Who dropped her ring in the dough,
- She chocked when she ate,
- The bread that she baked,
- But the bread tasted great even so.
- Here lies Wallaby Gaff,
- Who made his friends all laugh,
- But then he fell right off a bridge,
- So here's his epitaph.
- Rest is peace John Kale,
- Who, breaking out of jail,
- Tried to shoot his handcuffs off,
- And that is why he failed
- R I P Bill Jaer,
- Who drove to county square,
- But got lost in Templeton,
- Driving over there
- Here lies Jill West,
- Who we can all attest,
- Messed up in a summersault.
- At least she tried her best.
- Here lies Raven O'Claire
- Who tried to die her hair,
- But when she left it in too long..
- ..She's in a better place up there
- Here lies William Shock,
- Who went out for a walk,
- And then he died,
- We don't know why,
- We can't get the locals to talk.
- Here lies Harrison Xiv,
- Who lost his will to live,
- For when he read the twilight books,
- He had nothing left to give
- Here lies grandma's ashes,
- And some parts of her mustaches
- Here lies Garry Hane,
- Who died whilst on a plane,
- For it was delayed so many times,
- I'm afraid he went insane.
- Here lies the body and heart,
- Of the charismatic Walt,
- Who died while taking finals week,
- For he was too stressed to start.
- Here lies a serious dead guy,
- Who died, but nobody knows why
- Here lies Amelia Fung,
- A witch who when was hung,
- Turned out to be a normal person,
- But with a broken lung
- Here lies Schrodinger's Cat,
- Who's dead no matter what
- Here lies Ray Sontaro,
- Who won't be here tomorrow,
- Which is sad because he owed me money,
- That he said he'd only borrow
- Here lies Jameson Gif,
- Who life was a wonderful Jift.
- But people fought over his name so much,
- On the Jallows he had quite a lift
- Here lies dear old Skip,
- Who drank some mercury
- He thought that it was water
- And died in '83
- Here lies Romeo Torhon,
- Who would have died before on,
- But he was busy and so,
- He just couldn't go,
- And he still hasn't died,
- What a moron
- Here lies me Jerry Shooter,
- I hear I became a butcher,
- But the body inside,
- Is me when I died,
- Except it is me from the future
- Here lies Don Quixote,
- Not the famous one,
- When people asked that once too much,
- He decided he was done
- Here lies Mary Mundane,
- She was radical sick and insane,
- Here lies me from the past,
- Don't ask about this epitaph
- Here lies Donavan Ing
- Who was next in line the be King
- But didn't want to be around,
- To be known for being King Ing
- Here is the body of William Shakespeer
- Here is the body of William Shakespeere
- Here is the body of William Shakespere
- Here is the body of William Shakespeare
- Here lies Skippy J.
- Who just died yesterday
- Here is Livinguy Fred,
- Who believe it or not isn't dead!
- Rest in peace George Votter
- Who died with his beautiful daughter,
- By driving his sports car off of a cliff,
- And driving that car at full throttle
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