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Hey guys i got lots of positive feedback on my story in the rp forums i thought i would share with the genereal forums enjoy.

Hey guys please read the first couple chapters if you want more Ill totaly do it also please give ideas and thoughts and before you judge it to hard just remember that i worked really hard on this and when i grow up i want to be righter. Thanks Zugs and Kisses XD

CHAPTER1
I walked through the double doors of Azeroth High. It was Monday and I totally had a cray

weekend. My name is Lanabellanna Anastasia Menethil and this is my school. As I walked

down the hall I ran into my bff Jaina Proudmoore.

“Hey Lanabellana” Jaina said. She had some books in her hands and she started walking next
to me.

“Hey bestie . whats up?” I said

“Nothing, just cant believe all the drama that happed this weekend” Jaina said excitedly.

“For sure, I swear no more parties for me ever!” I said arriving at my locker and opening the lock on it.

“Yea right, you say that every Monday” Jaina said teasing me.

“But this time I mean it.” I shot back at her.

“Oh em gee look whos coming over here.” Jaina squeeled but before I had a chance to look
Illidan Stormrage came over and put his hand on the locker next to me.

“Can I talk to you for a minute Lanabellanna?” Illidan asked in a deep soft voice.

“Sure whats going on Illidan?” I asked and I smiled shyly at him.

“Just a lot of us are going to the Gurubashi arena later to watch the game I thought maybe you might want to go.” Illidan said staring at me intensly. He had on ripped jeans and a leather jacket on. He had his black blindfold on that he always wore .

“I would but I totally already made plans, I’m really sorry.” I said to him gently.

“Hey its cool maybe next time” he said then he walked away.

“What the eff did you do that for!” Jaina shouted at me. “Illidan is so hot and dark and mysterious , hes a total bad boy!”

“Look Tyrande just dumped him and im not trying to be some rebound jaina. Besides since when do you like him i thought you only had eyes for thrall?” I said laughing at her.

“As if! Me and T are just friends.” Jaina said pushing me playfully.

“Yea right you should totally just do him already.” I said still teasing her.

“Ew im not some !@#$% “ Jaina said blushing. I got my books and closed my locker. Then as I turned I saw him walking down the hallway. Varian Wrynn the most popular guy in school. He looked so hot wearing his blue and gold varsity jacket and Abercrombie jeans. His hair was pulled into a stylish pony tail. He was the star quarter back of the football team. “I bet you wouldn’t turn down a date with him.”

“Hes so hawt, But I don’t have a chance hes dating Tyrande Whisperwind and shes more popular than me and has nice clothes.” I said staring at Varian as he walked by. He smiled at me and my heart melted.

“Whoa he totally just smiled at you” Jaina said

“OMG I know. Lets go the bathroom “ We walked to the bathroom and when we got their I couldn’t believe who it was. It was Sylvanas Windrunner. She was wearing her black hoodie and faded black jeans. She was smoking a cigarette.

“What are you looking at kid?” Sylvanas said with a mean look at me.

“Don’t call me kid, we’re both in the same grade so that’s dumb” I said showing her I wasn’t scared and that I was smart. Sylvanas just stared me while jaina went into the stall to pee. Sylvanas threw her cigarette on the ground and stepped on it. Then she walked past me and hit me with her shoulder real hard and left.

Btw sylvanas really hates me because what my older brother Arthas did to her. He had S-e-x with her and put a baby inside her and then he broke up with her. I know he was wrong but I never did anything to her. Arthas was the black sheep in my family. He dropped out of Highschool and started a gang called the scourge. They were total badasses they had motorcycles and matching jackets that had skulls on the back.

Arthas also accidentally killed my dad and ever sense everyone judges my family and treats us bad even though at one time my family was really popular. Only Jaina stuck by me.
Jaina was done peeing and came out of the stall.

“Elune ! I wish Sylvanas would stop being so mean to you. Shes really scary” Jaina said washing her hands.

“I just ignore her. All these girls judge me and don’t even know me It makes me madder than a murloc” I said angry.

“Theyre just jealous cause youre hot and boys like illidan like you” Jaina said making me feel better.

“Youre right Jaina lets get to class.” I said leaving the bathroom and headed to first period.

Chapter 2
As I got to the cafeteria I had my lunch with me and saw Jaina Sitting at a table waiting for me. She waved to me . Jaina was sitting with thrall. Thrall was tall muscular and was wearing a red and white rugby shirt with stripes and some faded holister jeans. She was also sitting with Vol’jin. Vol’jin was the only troll in the whole school but we didn’t treat him any different because were not racist at Azeroth High. He was the star basketball player he was wearing a dark hoodie with a black baseball cap. He had timbaland boots on and a gold chain.
I walked over to the table and sat down

“Whats up guys?” I said greeting them all warmly.

“Hey Lanabellanna “ Jaina said drinking her Bottle of water. Thrall looked at me and nodded.

“What it do gurl?” Vol’jin said in his thick trollish accent.

“I swear Mondays are the worst! I just cant wait to get this day over with” I said unpacking my lunch and nibbling on my ham and cheese lunchables.

“I hear you. I’m still pissed about this weekend” Thrall said. He was eating some mulgore spice bread.

“I feel you dawg. Varian was trippin dis weekend” Vol’jin said. He was drinking moonberry juice and some snapvine watermelon. He ate healthy and was in awesome shape.

“What happened?” Jaina asked thrall.

“Oh yea I forgot you left. I can’t believe your curfew is 9:00. Admiral proudmoore is really strict.” Thrall replied.

“Shut up! Just tell me what happned” jaina screamed at him.

“Well we were having a party hanging out and having fun and having a good time and everyone was happy and then varian came with his football buddies and totally crashed the party.” Thrall said slamming his fist on the table.

“Whoa I cant believe he would do that hes always so nice to me “ jaina said. I got up and went to the vending machine to get a drink. I got a bottle of sprite and walked back to the table. When I got there I bumped into varian and spilled my drink!

“Sorry varian” I said

“Hey don’t worry about it” he said. He put his sexy hand on my shoulder. Thrall got up and walked over to him.

“There a problem lanabellanna?” Thrall said staring hard at Varian.

“Theres no problem big guy” Varian said smirking at thrall.

“I wasn’t talking to you. Crashing my party wasn’t enough you have to crash my lunch to?” Thrall shoved him in the chest.

“I was invited to the party!” Varian said getting in thralls face.

“BULLCRAP!” thrall growled “ I never invited you!” Then I stepped in the middle and separated them.

“Enough!” I yelled. “It was me who invited varian thrall!” Thrall looked at me shocked and gasped like I betrayed him.

Chapter 3

Thrall looked at me with disgust in his eyes. Then he ran away out of the caf.

“Wait thrall! Don’t go!” jaina wailed at him. She ran after him to try and make him feel better. Varian was still there with me.

“I’m really sorry I got you in trouble with your friends” Varian said he looked at me deeply and full of rich emotion.

“its not your fault, I guess I shoulda never invited you that party.” I told him staring at the floor because staring at his manly chin and chest made me feel funny in places.

“let me make it up to you , im going to the gurubashi arena tonight and if you want to come with me that would be great” He flipped his pony tail back after he said it.

“But um like don’t you totally have a girlfriend?” I said. Even though I wanted to scream yes!

“Yea but tyrande has prom committee and year book tonight so she cant come” Varian said

“Well yea I’d love to go.” I said looking up at him.

“great I’ll meet you there at 8:00 outside.” Varian said smiling at me

“I’ll totes be there.” I said with my face turning red Varian walked away with his hands in his pocket and I was looking at his butt (XDD) . Then I totally realized that Vol’jin was sitting there the whole time. I didn’t know how much he heard because he had his beats headphones by dr. dre on and he was beatboxing.

“Vol’jy , please don’t tell jaina or thrall that im going out with varian tonight. Pleaseee” I pleaded with vol’jin.

“Aint no thang.  I aint gonna tell no one ma. Fo sho.” Vol’jin said as he got up and started dancing out the lunch room with his sweet troll moves.

I was so excited I had to get home and decide what to wear. So I skipped my last two periods and got into my  car which is a bmw . The liscence plate said “EPICMNT”.  But when I got home I wished I was in school. It was ARTHAS! With his motorcycle gang. They were all sitting on the front porch of my house drinking  dwarven stout and bud light. (which is illegal btw because theyre not 21 which is why its so crazy).

“Hey youre not suppose to be home yet, I hope my little sister isn’t skipping school” arthas said to me drinking his booze.

“I have 2 free periods “ I said. I was lying but I didn’t want to get grounded and miss my date with varian. All his gang members started laughing, There was putricide he was totally gross.  And kaelthas who was totally hot but way to much of a bad boy. And nefarian, who was way dangerous he had actually been to jail once. This group was the baddest guys in town and everyone knew it.

“I just want to go to my room “ I said walking past them. They all whistled and stuff at me because they wanted me. But I was interested in any of them and I heard Arthas telling them to shut up.
When I got to my room I busted open my closet and started grabbing all my clothes out of it and throwing them on my bed I had to find the perfect outfit to impress varian.  I got my most expensive shirt I had from holister. It was hot pink and had a low cut neck and was totally flirty and cute. I paired that with my jean skirt from AE that was short but not too short so I didn’t look like a ho. I had some awesome UGG boots and my prada bag that was kinda old but still trendy in a vintage way. I put it all on looking cute feeling hot and walked out of the house. My brother and his drunk idiot friends were gone. I got into my black BMW and rode to the gurubashi arena.

When I got there I saw Varian waiting for me. He looked liked such a total dream boat he has on a blue plaid shirt and faded stone washed jeans. I walked up to him and tapped him on the shoulder.

“Hey, you made it!” Varian said with a huge smile and hugged me . omg I felt like I could die he smelled so good like soap and aftershave. “I already got the tickets for us” he let me go and pulled the tickets from his pocket and gave me one.

“Hey” someone said, I turned around it was Illidan!

Chapter 4.
I was morgafied. I completely forgot that Illidan was coming. I felt so bad for blowing him off. I felt even worse when I saw how good he looked. He was wearing a leather racing coat with flames down the arms and his purple skin looked amazing in the moonlight. His skinny jeans hugged him in all the right places.

“Hey Illidan so crazy we ran into each other” I Said sounding nervous and playing with my hair cuz that’s what I do when I get nervous.

“Yea I thought you were busy. But I guess not. Iliidan said in a harsh tone.

“She is busy dude. Shes with me”  Varian said acting protective of me

“Relax var . me and illidan are friends” I said looking at varian pleading with my piercing blue eyes

“Yea whatever “ Illidan said and he walked away. I could tell I really hurt him, I know how sensitive he is, hes the only emo boy in school. He rides a skateboard for a mount, and is even in a band where he plays  guitar. So I felt really bad

“whats his problem?” varian asked. And put his strong hand on my shoulder as he stood behind me.

“I don’t know , lets just  go inside and find our seats “ I said. We entered the arena, we had courtrow seats right by the bench . Tonight it was a basketball game between the Teladressil Moonwarriors and The Darkspear Spear throwers. The trolls always win at basketball so the game was kinda boring. I much prefer when the gnomes or goblins have a destruction derby those are my fave.

But it didn’t matter cause all my dreams are coming true im with the most popular boy in school and he bought me popcorn and soda. I  usually don’t drink soda because it makes you fat but I wanted to treat myself.  When the game was over  the trolls won 15 to 2. Varian was walking me to my car.

“You look cold Lanabellanna” he said. He took off his jacket and put it around my shoulders omg I could just about die it was so freaking romantic. The parking lot was just about empty and before we got to my car I heard some loud motorcycles . Oh crap I thought. It was my brother arthas  and the scourge motorcycle gang!. They pulled up and circled us.

“what are you doing with my little sister?!” Arthas yelled as he revved the engine on his Harley motorcycle.

“I’m walking her to her car is there a problem with that?” Varian said sounding super tough he wasn’t scared at all even though the baddest dudes in all of azeroth were circling him with motorcycles and wearing matching jackets.

“I’ve got a big problem with that actually. I don’t want you anywhere near my sister” Arthas growled and got off his bike so he could  get in varians face. Kael thas  putricide and nerfarion got off their bikes too and approached us.

“I don’t want any trouble Arthas” Varian said locking eyes with him.

“That’s to bad cuz you got trouble” arthas hissed at him reaching in jacket for his gun he called frostmourne. But before he could pull it out, we heard  some rap music in the distance, it was a Jay-z song, 99 problems I think. It was getting louder  then 3 black escalades pulled up.  And 15 trolls piled out and leading them was Vol’jin.  Vol’jin danced over to us. Beat boxing a cool beat and came up next to us with his crew behind him.

“Hey Vol’jin “ I said feeling relieved

“Wut it is shawty. Yall lookin like you got beef over ‘ere.” Vol’jin said  staring at the scourge.

“Nah man we ain’t got no problem Vol’jin” Arthas said sounding a little shaken up.

“Good den you mugs best be stepping off our turf , you dig?” He looked hard at arthas and all the trolls crossed there arms over there chest to look extra tough.

“Sure thing, but this isnt over Varian.”  Arthas snarled “Scourge roll out!” Arthas snapped his fingers above his head and the gang got on their mechanohogs and rode off.

“Thanks Vol’jin. I owe you one.”  Varian said breathing a sigh of relief.

“I didn’t do dis for you dawg, I did it for Lanabellana shes aight by us” Voljin said. His crew started getting back in their rides with the spinning rims and sweet sound systems.

“Well thank you Voljy” I Said smiling and hugging him.

“Anytime ma, you know dat I aint ever scurred. Now I gotta peace out I got dis hot bloodelf waiting for me in silvermoon im bout to tap dat.”  Vol’jin said and laughed his trollish laugh. He   did some back flips and got in his escalade and drove away.

“Well that was crazy huh” Varian said.

“Yea it was kinda scary” I said looking down at the ground.

“Don’t be scared. I’ll always protect you” Varian said. He put his hand gently under my chin, pushed my head up and kissed me. It was so magical his lips were so soft.  But I pushed him away.

“We cant, you have a girlfriend, and im not some ho varian” I said breathing heavy.

“You’re right, im so sorry I don’t know what happened.”  Varian said and he ran away . I leaned back against my 2012 bmw and sighed, how could this night get any worse I thought. Then I got a text on my phone it said

“I know ur out wif my boyfriend you dum b!tch”  -Tyrande

Chapter 5
As I rode to school in my shiny black Beamer. The whole time I was super nervous  about what was going to happen. I still had varians coat in the passenger. I was worried that tyrande might want to fight me but I wasn’t that worried because I was a black belt who studied with pandarian monks. But still I was taught never to use my power to hurt anyone . I drove up the school and parked my car in the closest parking spot. I ran into Jaina out side the doors to the school. She was wearing her blue hoodie she always wore a plaid short mini skirt.

“Hey Lanabellanna! Whats up I haven’t talked to you since yesterday!” Jaina sounded really excited

“ Oh I didn’t do anything last night really I just stayed in and watched my one direction concert dvd.” I was kinda lying but not really because when I got home I did watch it. We walked in the hall towards my locker. We walked past some drawfs  who were were drinking some beers  the dwarfs were always drunk off dwarven stout and miller high life, and we walked past voljin who was freestyling. Voljin had the dopest rhymes.   We got to my locker.

“Well  I  had a pretty big night last night.” Jaina said smilingly

“What happened” I asked

“Well me and thrall. We totally did it! “ Jaina squeeled

“oh em gee you mean like it? Like you had the sexual intercourse?” I was shocked.

“Yea it was great . the orgasms just like we learned about in health class it was so good it
was like eating ice cream and taking a bath at the same time.”  Jaina  whispered loudly so no one would hear her. She didn’t want people to think  she was a ho. I knew this was big news but I was still nervous about Varian and tyrande plus its not like I had sex so I didn’t really care as much.

“Did you use protection?” I asked her

“Well yea I think he used a condum”  jaina said looking unsure

“You think?” I asked. “ How do you not know?”

“Well it was dark and we were doing it by the lake in redridge” jaina looked worried.

“You have to go ask him jaina! He could of put a baby in you!” I said to her seriously

“But but it was my first time . I couldn’t get prenganted on the first time” jaina said, she looked like she was about to cry.

“ You totally can” I said, “ I know this stuff jaina my mom is a doctor at the hospistal remember?”

“OMG  I gotta go find thrall right now”  Jaina said and ran away. I Closed my locker and heard people arguing and yelling loudly. When I looked down the hall It  was Varian and Tyrande! She looked so super monster p-i-s-s-e-d.  They walked up to me. Tyrande had varians letterman jacket in her hand.

“You tryin to steal my man you ho!” Tyrande yelled at me.

“Nothing happened babe”  varian said looking scared

“Then how come I got your coat out of this S-L-U-T-S  car”  tyrande said throwing the jacket at Varian.

“Nothing happened tyrande we just watched a stupid basketball game that’s it.” I said I was  so embarrassed.

“Yea that better be it Ho bag, my man would never go out with a trashy Menethil anyways. His dads the mayor and your brother is a scumbag”  Tyrande was so mad , she swung at me to hit my face. Instictively I blocked her attack. I performed a sweeping crane kick that I had learned from Chen stormstout when I was vacationing in pandaria. It was a long story, but I was being bullied and chen taught me karate so I could win the local karate tournament but that all happened last summer.

“I’m sorry tyrande, but you tried to hit me. I didn’t want to have to do that”  I said everyone in the hall was staring at me even vol’jin stopped freestyling, I felt like a total freak! Tyrande got up and her purple face was red. She grabbed Varian by the shirt and dragged him away. Ugh I had to get out of their, I ran down the hall and to the gym. I would skip some classes but it didn’t even matter because I always got straight A’s anyways.

As I was sitting on the bleechers in the gym crying. I heard some wings flapping, it was illidan flying towards me, he looked like emo devil angel. So beautiful and sad. He landed next to me. And sat down.

“Whats a wrong? A pretty girl like you should never be crying.” Illidan said in his dark brooding voice.

“Its just varian and tyrande and all this stupid drama” I said sobbing.

“You can do way better than Varian, that guy is  such a total player”  Illidan said looking at me through his mysterious blindfold.

“I know I just don’t know who told tyrande . I mean who would do that?” I was wiping my
tears away.

“ well I told her actually, im really sorry.” Illidan said sounding sad.

“OHMYGOD HOW COULD YOU ILLIDAN? I thought we were friends I know people called you the betrayer but I thought that was a nickname.”  I said I got up and ran away from him.

“I wasss trying to protect youuuuuuuuu”  illidan yelled as I ran. I ran to the girls bathroom and closed the door. Jaina was there and she was crying too.

“Whats wrong jaina ?” I asked.

“IM PREGERNANTTTTTTTTT!!!” Jaina wailed

“GASP”

chapter 6
It was Friday night and this week has been totally crazy. Jaina had come over. I was going to take her out tonight and blow off some steam. We were in my room and had just picked out the cutest outfits. I was rocking a low cut red shirt  and some tight leather pants.  Jaina had on a little blue dress and some black high heels on.

“I’ll never be able to wear this dress in a few months with a baby in my stomach” Jaina said looking in the mirror.

“Relax Jaina we don’t even know if youre prengnant yet. You can take the test tomorrow” I told her reassuringly

“That’s one test I hope I fail” Jaina said and we both threw our heads back and laughed manically. Jaina always had the best jokes. We were driving in my car listening to the newest one direction songs on my ipad 2 (that’s the newest one). Then we pulled up to the club  The Maelstrom the hottest club in all of azeroth all the coolest people were there  and they served minors which was really awesome if I ever wanted to drink, but I don’t cuz its kinda gross. We got out of the car and posed abit . Everyone stared at us because we looked so hot in our outfits. I Threw the keys to guy who parks your car for you and walked to the door. The bouncer was Garrosh.

“Hey Lanabellanna, head right in” he said and moved the red velvet rope.

“Thanks garrosh “ I said as I walked into the club. I could tell all the people waiting in like were totes jelly.

When me and Jaina  walked in the club the music was bumping. As I headed to the VIP area I looked around.  In one corner was Vol’jin and his crew sipping gin and juice. I also saw my brother Arthas and the scourge gang sitting near the bar.  I saw Varian and tyrande hanging out with malfurion illidans older bro.  The club was bumping even Muradin Bronzebeard was their with his dwarf buddies getting hammered.  Me and jaina went to the Vip area and sat down on the big red seats. The waitress came and asked if we wanted drinks.

“Yea I’ll take some shampane” Jaina said to the waitress.

“Omg jaina are you dumb or wut you might be prego you cant drink alcohol  or it will make your baby  retarded or a gnome or something.” I said to her loudly so she could here me over the music that was loud.

“We’ll have two waters “ I said to the waitress.  And looked at jaina like she was dumb cause she kinda was and I was always helping her. As I was waiting for our drinks I looked around and saw thrall by the stage.

“Whoa jaina thrall is here! Look over by the stage” I said and pointed.

“Ugh I’ve been avoiding him, I just cant deal”  jaina said sadily.

“Looking jaina you cant ignore him forever you have to talk to him.” Fine I’ll go do it now.

“I’m coming with you bestie” I said smiling at her and getting up. We walked over to thrall and she started talking to him.

I gave them to space to work it out and I checked out the band. OMG I couldn’t believe it, It was illidans band. He was on stage with his guitar, he was sweating, his emo hair was spiky. He wore a fishnet shirt and some ripped jeans. He looked like some magical rock god. I locked eyes with his blindfold and we totally had a moment I couldn’t handle it so I ran away from the stage to the bathroom. Meanwhile Jaina and thrall were talking.

“Thrall you know I might be pregnant” jaina said on the verge of tears. Thrall was wearing a vintage muscle tee and some jeans that had razor cuts on them.

“Look jaina, whatever happens I’m going to be here for you I’m going to do right by you and this baby I swear it.” Thrall said to jaina, and he got down on one knee.

“Will you marry me jaina proudmoore” thrall said looking up at her and holding her hand.
So when I came out of the bathroom (I wasn’t going number 1 or 2 I was just freshening up) I bumped into kael thas. He was rubbing his nose as he came out of the bathroom, he was totally hot but everyone knew he was addicted to magical coke.

“Hey cutie” Kael thas said.

“Ew as if kael thas! Like I would ever go out with a drug addict like you” I said to him and I could see in his green eyes that he felt ashamed.  Then I heard loud screams, it sounded like jaina oh no I thought.

And I ran to her the club was crazy everyone was running the music was so loud. Jaina was on the ground crying. Next to thrall who was on the floor covered in blood. And standing next to them was NEFARIAN holding a bloody knife!

chapter 7
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital sitting with jaina she was crying so hard she couldn’t even talk.

“Thanks for staying with me lanabellanna. Youre the best friend I could ever ask for” Jaina said.

“This is what bffs do Jaina” I said to her reassureingly.  I held her hand (and not like that for you sickos, not that theres anything wrong with lesbrians but lanabellanna is only into men and just friends with jaina.) As we were sitting there.  Vol’jin came moonwalking into the waiting room and shuffled over to us. Even during a crisis vol’jin was always smooth and cool.

“Yo peeps I jus heard wuf happened. Yo dats some bull , stabbing my boy T-money like that I came over here on the quick.” Vol’jin said fiercly in his thick troll accent.

“Thanks Vol’jin, I know we can always count on you, but were just waiting for the doctor to come out and tell us whats happening.

“Fo sho gurl, I’m just hopin thrall be aight, dats all, cash money for real, gurubashi represent. Ya heard me?”  Vol’jin, said, you could tell he was really upset, but the things he said put everything in perspective.  Jaina was still sobbing when the doctor came out to talk to us.  The doctor was a small gnomish man with a twirly pink mustash and a Mohawk.

“I’ve got good news, the knife missed all of Thralls major organs and all of his artilleries . So with some time and some blood transfusions he should be ok.” The doctor said looking blankly at us.

“Thank you doctor , can we see him now?” jaina asked crying less now.

“I’m sorry but only immediate family can visit him” the doctor said apolojectically.

“Doctor my Mother works at this hospital” I said standing up.

“Oh you must be Lanabellanna, my apologies. Please right this way I’ll show you all to thralls room” The doctor said kindly. When we got to thralls room he was laying there with tubes and stuff in his arm and stuff.

“Hey guys.” Thrall said weakly and gave a small smile.

“I’m so glad you’re ok thrall” Jaina said, she wanted to hug him but she didn’t  because it probably woulda hurt him because he had just been stabbed.

“Yo dawg that wus straight up some whack stuff the scourge tried to pull, you know we gotta retaliate T-bone” Vol’jin said. He was breakdancing because he was nervous. But you could tell he wanted REVENGE!

“I don’t know why nefarian stabbed me, it doesn’t make any senses. I haven’t done anything to him” Thrall said timidly.

“Maybe he doesn’t have a reason, hes crazy , hes been to juvie before and once beat some one up for cutting him in line in the cafeteria.”  I said trying to make sense of all this madness.

“Look doh , the reason don’t even matter, he hit us, so we hit em back. Hes gotta get dealt with like a felt tip. Ya feel me. Just give the word and me and da crew will roll out and bust a cap” Vol’jin said you could hear the anger in voice even though he spoke like a poet.

“Youre right vol’jin, but you have to find out why this happened first, then when you do, take out nefarian.” Thrall said in a sleepy voice, then he fell into a slumber.

“On the real, I gots this.   Believe”  Vol’jin did his troll shuffle towards the window  opened it up and jumped out, he turned into a bat and flew away into the night sky. Jaina leaned over and kissed thrall on the head.

“Sweet emerald dreams thrall” jaina said no longer crying.

“Lets go Jaina, you heard what thrall said we have to solve this mystery, its up to us” I said to her. And we exited the room. We were in the car. Driving listening to lady gaga to try and lighten the mood. Then I saw putricide on his motorcycle.

“Oh my god its putricide we need to follow him to get to the bottom of this” I said to jaina.  I put my car in stealth mode and followed putricide until we were on the out skirts of town. He pulled up to this small run down biker bar called the Ice crown grill and café. He walked to the side of the building opened some  cellar doors and headed down to the basement.

“OMG this must be the scourges secret hide out!” Jaina said loudly almost blowing our cover.

“Yea duh jaina I knowww. Lets sneak in and find out why they stabbed your baby daddy” I  whispered cuz I was smart and use to be friends with a rogue who taught me how to sneak around. We creeped over  to the cellar doors. There was a lock on it. I picked the lock because I can do that because my rogue friend taught me how.

We snuck down the stairs. The whole scourge gang was their. Wearing matching coats. And that’s when I saw him.   It was jainas dad ADMIRAL PROUDMOORE! He was handing nefarian a huge sack with a money sign on it.

chapter 8
“Daddy!” Jaina yelled. I tried to put my hand over  her mouth but it was to late we were discovered. The scourge gang saw us.

“Grab them and bring them to meeeee”  Arthas yelled. Then  Neferian and kael’thas  grabbed us . We were kicking and screaming, But kael thas was to strong because he was hopped up on magic coke and speed.  They dragged us into the center of the room.

“Jainabear, what are you doing here? Its past your curfew!” Admiral proudmoore shrieked.

“You paid them to kill thrall!” jaina yelled “ how could youuuu??”

“Wait till we get out of here were going to tell the stormwind police everything!” I said threatening them.

“Don’t hurt them, but get rid of them” Admiral proudmoore said,  he was an admiral so he was dressed like a pirate. Then he left the damp basement hastily.

“Putricide, you know what to do.”  Arthas said laughing like a villain that he was. Putricide was totally gross, he was like bald and undead and smelled like cabbage.  Then putricide came toward us with two vials of glowing green liquid and poured it on our heads. Then everything went black.
When I came to I didn’t know where I was. I Reached over and shook jaina, then I smacked her face. She woke up.

“What happened? Where are we lanabellana “ jaina was confused and scared. I was not scared I knew that I could handle worse like the one time I was locked in Karazhan over Halloween (but that’s a story for another time)

“Look putricide obviously drugged, what a creep!” I lamented. And I stood up and dusted my self off. I grabbed jainas hand and pulled her up. “It looks like were in desolace” I said.

“DESOLACE?! But theres nothing here? How are we going to get home the new gossip girl on tonight?!” jaina said with a feeling of despair in her eyes.

“Don’t freak out jaina, we will be ok.” I said reassureingly , I took my cell phone out, I was the newest iphone with all the latest apps and angry birds. I held it up, but there was no signal. It was day time. My parents might have been worried, but probs not because they trust me and treat me like an adult and I don’t have a curfew like most kids my age.

“ok lets just get home” jaina said, and we started walking in the harsh dessert.  We walked for hours, I had to help jaina she wasn’t as strong as me. Just when I had given up hope. I saw a large man in the distance. Then we got closer I was so happy.

“OMG hey rexxar !  I forgot you lived in desolace!” I ran and hugged him, I also dropped  jaina but she was ok.

“Lanabellana, its been so long! I haven’t seen you since that time we had to fight those naga and save that village together”  Rexxar said so happy to see me.

“Oh I know that was so cray, hey this is my bff jaina. We were kidnapped by the scourge motorcycle gang! And now we cant get home!” I said to him explaining why I was in desolace

“Oh heavens! I cant believe it , don’t worry I’ll get you home right away” Rexxar said motioning us to follow him. Rexxar was half ogre and half orc, so he was accepted in society, but I always thought mixed race babies were the cutest.  We got to rexxars house which wasn’t bad. It was a fixer upper is what my mom would say. When I entered the house Rexxars dog misha ran up to me and licked my face. Rexxars dog was the cutest.

“Can I offer you a drink?” Rexxar asked politely

“Oh we’re so thirsty some bottles of avian water would be perf.” I said.

“I’m sorry  Lanabellanna I only have tap water.”  Rexxar looked embarrassed. I tried not to judge him to hard because I know he was totally poor.

“Ew gross Rexxy  never mind, can we just get a ride back to town?”  I asked him,

“Of course anything for you” Rexxar said leading us to the garage. His car wasn’t that great it was a 2005 honda. But I didn’t judge him because I knew it was hard for him to find a job in this ecomony and I know people don’t want to hire half ogres.  We got in the car and drove back to town.  We when got to theramore st.  we hopped out and said thanks to rexxar.  Then we went in jainas house to confront her father.

“Are you ready for this jaina its gonna be intense.” I asked her cuz I knew she was nervous.

“ yea we can’t let my dad get away with this” jaina said, angry because thrall had been stabbed
When we entered the room VOL’JIN was already there! Vol’jin had admiral proudmoore tied to a chair in the living room and his crew was with him. One of them was holding a boombox on his shoulder. It was playing 50 cent in da club.

“Oh snap, dank god you two shawties are aight, I was worried sick for real.” Vol’jin said. Then he punched admiral proudmoore in the face  and his lip bloody with blood.

“Vol’jin! What are you doing? “ I screamed.

“dis be da guy who put out da hit on thrall, im just getting some payback, ya feel me?” Vol’jin
said and he uppercutted jainas dad.

“Enough vol’jin we cant take justice in to our hands. This is a matter for the police!” I said sternly because I knew I was morally right.

“Fine have it cho way ma.”  Vol’jin said.  Then he looked at admiral proudmoore. “ yous lucky punk, lanabellanna just saved yo life.  Truth.  Zulu crew roll out”   Then vol’jin and his crew did a coreagraphed dance out of the house to 50 cent. (they were also a dance crew who won all the local competetions so it makes sense).

“Jaina bear! Im so sorry!!! I never meant to hurt you!” admiral proudmoore said, he was crying and bleeding and his pirate hat was falling off his head.

“why daddy?! Why?!” Jaina asked him, she was crying too

“ because I know you had the sexual intercourse with that damn orc!” the admiral blurted out.  I got my iphone out of my prada cluth and called 9-1-1 . the police came and I explained everything to them. They thanked me for my good work and told me they owed me one and that I would probably get some kind of award for this. They took admiral proudmoore away in handcuffs and put him in the stockade. Jaina didn’t have a mom. Her mom was killed by an orc, which is why  her dad was probably so made about the thrall thing.
But know jaina was homeless. But she was bestie. So I told she could stay with me. We packed all her designer clothes . and left all the trashy clothes from like target and stuff at her house.

Then we went to my house. In my room I was laying on the bed  thinking im so glad this crazy weekend is almost over and I cant wait for school. Jaina was in the bathroom.
Then she ran out of the bathroom crying!

“jaina what happened?” I asked

“ I lost the babyyyyyyyy!!!!!!” jaina howled.

CHAPTER 9
Monday at school was super seriously sad. Thrall had been stabbed and jaina had a misscourage. Everyone was wear black wristbands, to show their support for thrall, I bought one. But I wasn’t wearing it because it didn’t match my outfit at all. I know they say black goes with everything, totes a lie. I was sitting by my locker then I saw I the saddest thing ever. Thrall coming down the hall in a wheelchair.  He rolled up right next to me. I tried to act like I didn’t notice the chair because its rude to stare at disabilitied people.

“Oh hey thrall did you get a new hair cut or something” I asked politely.

“No, the doctors don’t know if im gonna walk again so I have use this wheeled chair” thrall said looking glum.

“Oh wow, that totally suxxorz.” Well if you need anything let me know, plus my mom is a doctor at the hospital and were totally rich so don’t worry about the bill, its taken care off “ I said to thrall looking down at him.  He was still really hot even if his legs didn’t work.

“Gee thanks, youre the best lanabellanna” thrall smiled at me. “Hey you haven’t seen jaina  have you?” he asked.

“well actually she lives with me now. I said, she wasn’t feeling good so she stayed home” I told thrall knowing he was worried.

“ok thanks” he said and wheeled off into the distance presumbably to find jaina. I got my books and was headed to first period. But I was walking I was pulled into the janitors closet!  It was Varian!

“OMG varian wut are you doing? Are you crazy?”  I asked him my heart was  beating crazy fast.

“I heard thrall was stabbed and that you were kidnapped I was so worried about  you” Varian said looking at me like he loved me or something.

“Well. Thanks I said, but im fine now. So don’t worry” I told him staring back at him with my crystal blue blazing eyes of ice.

“I don’t know what I would ever do if I lost you” Varian said, he brushed my long silvery white hair out of my face and pulled me close to him and started kissing me passionately. But I pushed him away.

“Stop varian you know we can’t” I said catching my breath. “ you know you have a gf”

“But youre the one I want to be with, I love you lanabellanna “ varian said and I can tell he meant it.

“Well then you have to break up with tyrande” I told him

“I’ll do it today”  Varian said then he opened the closet door and ran away.  I leaned against a shelf that had cleaning supplies and stuff on it, and catched my breath. Sometimes having hot boys love you all the time was just not worth all this drama. I needed to go to the gym and think. When I got there I saw everyone setting up all the prom decorations.  I sat on the bleechers in the gym.  Illidan was there too he was smoking a  cigarette wearing a muscle shirt and some faded jeans. He flew next to me.

“So are we talking yet?” Illidan said flicking his cigarette butt into the air like some kind of rebel.

“Well you did help thrall after he was stabbed, so I guess were friends again” I said staring at the prom committee

“So you going or what?” Illidan asked sounding cool like vin diesel or something.

“Going where?” I asked puzzled

“To the prom” Illidan said

“I don’t know. No ones asked me yet. How about you?” I asked him wondering if he had a
date.

“Proms not really my scene. Just all the rich kids getting dressed up and dancing” illidan said putting on his leather coat.

“So youre not going ?” I asked

“Well actually my band is playing the prom” illidan said. “ but im not wearing no tux, im not a square”

“Well I just hope someone asks, I want  an excuse to buy a new dress” I said playfully.

“I gotta get out of here, I need to meet my band for practice.” Illidan said he flapped his powerful wings and flew away. As I was sitting there thinking about life and stuff and what type of dress I want. Even though  no one asked me to prom yet I wasn’t kidding myself I knew lots of guys would ask me, the only reason they hadn’t  yet was because they probably thought I had a boyfriend or something. Then I saw Varian come into the gym. He walked into the center of the gym I could see him talking to Tyrande.  It looked like they were arguing. Then tyrande smacked him the face, I could hear it echo in the whole gym. Then Varian ran away, and I chased after him. I caught up to him in the hall. He was crying but it was manly crying only one tear fell down his face and rolled off his strong chin.

“What happened varian?!” I exclaimed.

“I did it “ he said “ I broke up with her”  then he got down on one knee and said “ Lanabellanna Anastasia menethil, will you go to prom with me?”

“YES! “ I squeeled with delightfulness. Then varian picked me up and hugged me and spun me around and kissed me like the note book.  But we were interrupted by the speakers in the hall way.  It was Principal Uther making an announcement
“Here are the nominees for prom queen”  uther said

THEN I HEARD HIM SAY MY NAME…..

CHAPTER10
I was in my room with jaina, we were listening to ke$ha and doing our make up. I had on this new sparkling pink dress that I had custom made for me.  It was similar to one I saw J-lo wear  on the red carpet. I had my hear down, it wasn’t as classy as putting it up , but it still looked super hot. Jaina was next to me putting on her eyeliner . She had on a long blue ballroom gown, she had diamond earrings on and a diamond necklace. They were mine I let her borrow them, jaina was homeless now she couldn’t afford diamonds.

“Whoa , we are some hot babes” I said looking in the mirror and sticking my lips out so I looked extra hot.

“Yea and we’re going to prom with the two most popularest guys in the whole school” Jaina said stuffing some tissue into her bra.

“I know, nothing could go wrong. Tonight is gonna be totes perf.” I said grabbing my prada bag. And leaving my room. My mom was waiting down stairs. She had a camera and was trying to take pictures of me.

“GOD mom, are you serious, stop taking pictures of me” I was totally annoyed she was always in my business.

“sorry dear” my mom said apologizing

“its no problem mom, just give me some money were gonna be late.” I told her.  She gave me 500 bucks and me and jaina left. Then the stretch hummer with the Jacuzzi in the back pulled up.  Varian got out  of the  hummer and thrall was with him in his wheel chair. Varian pushed thrall towards us , I jumped and hugged varian, we kissed sweetly, jaina tried to hug thrall but it was hard for her because he was kinda crippled.

“You look so beautiful Lanabellanna” Varian said to me after we kissed

“Thanks this dress was super expensive” I said smiling shyly at him, he looked like james bond or something in his tux.  Varian took out the corsage he got me. And put it on my wrist, it was beautiful pink carnations.  We got into the stretch hummer limousine. Varian had to carry thrall and put him inside, then he threw the wheelchair in the trunk. We got in and were laughing  and  listening to music  and having the best time ever. Then varian pulled out a bucket of ice that had a super expensive bottle of champagne in it it probably cost like a thousand dollars, but he could afford it because his dad was mayor and he was totally rich,

“I bought this present for us, so we can drink just like all the movie stars from the movies we watch” Varian said, and he popped  the bottle and it made a loud noise and then it overflowed, he poured the champagne in the crystal glasses that we had. Thrall and jaina were totally making out.

“You guys better be careful this time!” I said laughing because they got pregerant before. I Drank the champagne and it tasted like cream soda , just like I knew alchohol taste, if you think it doesn’t taste like that youre probably just poor and haven’t had the good stuff.

“OHEMGEE” I said “where is Zul’jin? Are we picking him up.”

“No principal uther called him and asked him to be the DJ for prom” thrall said as he kissed jaina  thirstelly.

“But what about  Illidans band I thought they were playing the prom” I asked sipping my delish alcohol

“No I guess he cancelled, and they had to hire Vol’jin, which is better anyways, because Vol’jin always has the sickest beats and the newest hip hop tracks, and hes the best DJ in school”  Varian said getting closer to me so he could cuddle up against me.  He smelled so good, like elwynn forest after it rained in the spring. I put my head  on his chest.   We arrived at the prom.

And that’s when everything went wrong.  We got out of the stretch hummer limousine and we all helped thrall into his wheel chair.  Everything looked great, the sun was still up and all our classmates. Where there outside waiting to go in.   We saw Nazurom. He was on the football team with varian, he was a tauren so he played front lineman. No one liked him though cause he smelled weird and his family was on food stamps. He probably didn’t have a date.  Ilidra was there too, she use to be a real popular  cheerleader cuz she was a blood elf,  but she got caught giving Muradin bronzebeard  mouth s-e-x   in the dwarven district of town and she had like clamidia or something of the throat. (gross I know)

I didn’t see vol’jin he was probably inside setting up his turntables. I saw his ex girlfriend Yullanda. She had a baby with Vol’jin but they weren’t together. Vol’jin had 3 kids with different woman. No one really cared though cause that’s kinda just what troll guys did and everyone was ok with it. Then what I saw totally shocked me, It was Illidan! And he was wearing a tux! And his date was Tyrande! I couldn’t believe he got back with her, not that I was jealouse or anything. The walked up to us, ohemgee can you say akwardddd.

“Hey guys nice limo.” Illidan said acting friendly.

“Yea nice tux , I thought prom wasn’t your scene..” I said giving him attitude

“Well tyrande asked me and she needed a date so I thought id help out” Iliidan said trying to explain, he knew I was annoyed with him.

“Well awesome  I guess we’ll see you guys in there” varian said politely.

“Whatever “ tyrande said and walked away.

“What evs” I said back and grabbed varian by the arm. We started heading inside. Jaina was pushing thralls  wheel chair. When all over a sudden I heard wings. But they weren’t illidans wings they were big! Dragon wings. Then I turned and looked  IT WAS DEATHWING ! and on his back was admiral proudmoore controlling him!

“YOU ORC LOVING MAGGOTS!  YOU’LL ALL PAY FOR WHAT YOU’VE DONE.”  Admiral proudmoore yelled.  Deathwing roared and shook the whole place. Then he breathed fire all over the place burning lots of students to death including Nazurom the tauren  and ilidra the blood elf. They were burned to ashes. And proudmoore laughed villainously like jafar from Aladdin.   Varian pulled out his two big swords and started to move. I grabbed his arm.

“What are you doing? Are you crazy? Varian, that’s deathwing the most power dragon in all the kingdoms, he’ll kill you.”   I Told him, I was so scared.

“Lanabellanna, I have to do this, I cant let him hurt my class mates.” Varian said and he pulled me close and gave me the most passionful kiss ive ever had in my life, I even felt his tounge in my mouth.  Then he ran  and charged death wing. I looked to jaina, she was crying.

“Whats wrong Jaina?” I asked perplexingly

“Nothing I’m just so proud of my quarterback” jaina said wiping away her tears.

Varian was fighting  deathwing.  Varian was the best fighter in school he slashed and hacked deathwing with his two swords,  but even varian was no match for the aspect of death.  Deathwing swiped at him with his large claw. Varian blocked it with his swords but the blow was to much and varian fell to the ground.  Deathwing shot a fire ball at him to finish him off. But it was stopped By a large Hammer.  It was thrall He had Doomhammer his magical mace. He could also walk again it was a miracle. He looked down at varian.

“Looks you need a hand”  Thrall said to varian. He put his hand out. And pulled varian up to his feet.

“Looks like I owe you one greenboy” Varian said getting into his battle stance.

“You can buy me a drink after this golden boy”  Thrall said, as he  used his hammer to shoot powerful chain lightning at deathwing.  Deathwing roared. Thrall yelled “For DOOMHAMMER!”  and keep throwing magic lightning at deathwing. Varian was hacking at deathwings claw.

“This isn’t working “ Varian said “ thrall can you get me up by admiral proudmoore?”

“Sure thing, one windstorm coming right up”  Thrall used his powerful shaman magic to throw Varian on top of deathwing. Varian lunged at admiral proudmoore. The admiral dodged because he had talents that gave him lots of dodge.  Varian and admiral proudmoore exchanged blows.  While thrall was still shooting blue bolts of electricity.

“We need help , Thrall yelled  “im running out of mana!”   Just as thrall yelled, it was like the naruu heard his prayers, cause the gym doors flew open, and  even though there was fog and smoke you could see the siloette of a troll. It was Zul’jin!  Zul’jin wheeled out two gigantic speakers and his turntables. Then he started blasting Jay-z songs. And the powerful blast from the bass of the speakers. Started to weaken deathwing.

“Wut up dragon dawg, I ain’t ever scurred.” Zul’jin said as he danced and spun his turn tables and kept attacking  deathwing with his dope beats.   Deathwing was starting to go mad from zul’jins barrage of musical attacks. Deathwing used all his might and shot a massive fireball at zul’jin. Zul’ jin dance flipped out of the way of the attack, but the fireball destroyed the turntables and speakers. Zul’ jin was laying on the ground dazed.  Admiral proudmoore used his peg leg to knock varian of deathwing and sent him tumbling to the ground.. Thrall was using all his magical powers to put up a shield  to stop the fire attack.

It looked like all hope was lost. And then I heard the faint rumbleing of motorcycles in the distance. It was ARTHAS  and the scourge motorcycle gang.  There engines reved and they went speeding at Deathwing.  Arthas jumped off his bike pulled out his frost mourne gun and started shooting his magic ice bullets at deathwing.( ice bullets hurt him extra because hes a fire type like pokemon XD) .Kael thas summoned a giant fire bird feenox, and shot green fire balls.   Nefarian turned into a giant black dragon  and lunged at deathwings neck. Putricide grabbed and baseball bat and started hitting death wings legs.
“Why are you doing this ?” I asked arthas. I didn’t know why the scourge was helping.

“Because we might be really bad guys, but this is still our town and our turf” arthas told me, I could tell he cared about me. Deathwing was still winning, thralls magic vol’jins beats , varians swordman skills and the toughest gang in town just  wasn’t enough, I knew I had to do something. So I ran to the school.

“What are you doing lanabellanna?” jaina yelled after me.

“ I need to get something from my lockerrrrr!!!” I yelled back, running and dodging fireballs and debri. I made it into the school I got to my locker and opened it. Then I grabbed  my  thori’dal the stars fury bow  Thori'dal, the Stars' Fury  out of my locker. It was a legendary bow. My grandpa had given to me when he died. He got it from killing kil jaeden when he saved outland.  I was about to run back outside. When admiral proudmoore ! grabbed me! And he was chocking me!

“Where do you think youre going you dumb little girl!” admiral proudmoore hissed at me. I couldn’t breathe, he was to strong. Then out of no where illidan tackled him. He wasn’t in his tux anymore , he was wearing tight black skinny jeans and a mesh muscle shirt. He wrestled admiral proudmoore to the ground.

“GOOOO lanabellanna. Runn!!!!!!”  Illidan said to me and he struggled. I did what he said, I ran  and kicked open the doors to the school and did a shoulder roll outside. I aimed my bow, I pulled my  arm back and shot a magical arrow straight at deathwing. It hit him right in the heart. He howled in pain and started throwing up lava. Then he let out one last roar and died. I had saved the prom. Everyone came around me and cheered. They were chanting my name. I just giggled .

“It was no big deal guys, now lets just go to the prom and have fun!” I yelled, and everyone cheered, we all went inside the gym and danced. Vol’jin got Wiz Khalifa to do a private concert for us. Wiz khalifa wasn’t the most famous but he had the most street cred so it made sense that Vol’jin was friends with him. That’s when I saw it I looked over and noticed sylvanas laughing in the corner.  I went over to confront  her.
“What are you doing here? I know no one asked you” I accused at her. She just laughed evily.

“If I was you, I would stay away from the punch.”  Sylvanas said.

“did you spike the punch you evil b-i-t-c-h! “ I asked. Then I looked around and lots of my classmates looked sick.  There was something wrong

THEY WERE ZOMBIES!

chapter 11.
The night was stormy and dark. It was still prom night. There was lightning and loud thunder, the air was cold. I was locked inside a classroom with Varian Wyrnn My boyfriend.  Jaina Proudmoore my bestie.  Thrall Mchorde jainas fiancé. Vol’jin the only troll in school who also was the best dj  and basketball player. Illidan stormrage , the emo badboy that played by his own rules. Tyrande  whisperwind who was the most popular girl in school and she was super pretty even though everyone told me I was way prettier than her and a troll girl named ashtaa who  wasn’t very popular and kind of a nerd and who wasn’t dressed very nice even though it was prom.  I don’t know who invited her to hide from the zombies with us but whatever I wasn’t a snob.

I can’t believe sylvanas did this!” thrall yelled slamming his fist in the air.

“I can believe it shes a total psycho s-l-u-t.”  Jaina said

“Look everyone just calm down” Varian my boyfriend said. He was taking charge of the situation because he was the man and im just a girl. “Now I have to ask, has anyone  been bit?” varian asked. We all looked around at eachother but didn’t see any bite marks.  Then suddenly ashtaa the troll lunged and attacked  sylvanas! Ashtaa was a zombieeee. Sylvanas screamed!!!  Varian reacted quick he grabbed the fire axe that was laying on the teachers desk of the class room and decapitated the zombie saving everyone.

“Stupid troll zombie nerd” Varian said. Breathing heavily and wiping the blood off his face with his hand. He then spit on her corpse.

“This isn’t safe anymore” Thrall said.

“Aint even no thang, I say march out of here and drop dese punk a$$ zombies, you feel me?” Zul’jin said as he pumped his pump action shotgun and adjusted his dew rag.  We all felt better that zul’jin was with us, he always kept a level head.

“I’m so scared, what are we going to do?”  tyrande said she was quivering, the zombie attack shook her up. She looked at Illidan. Illidan was looking through the school hand book for a plan.

“theres nothing here” illidan said” THE SCHOOL WAS NOT PREPARED ! for a zombie attack

“Calm down Illidan this is no time to lose your cool” I said to him.

“Alright heres the deal we have to make it to the parking lot. So stay low, move fast , be quiet and might just make it out of here alive.”  Varian who is my boyfriend said, leading the group. He had his fire axe firmly in his hand. We all crouched behind him. He opened the door and we began sneaking through the hallway. There was a zombie shambaling in front of us but it didn’t notice us. Then illidan bumped into a garbage can because of his blindfold he couldn’t see plus it was super dark. The zombie moaned and shuffled toward us.

“I’m bout to blow this nukkas head off” Vol’jin said. He aimed his shotgun and was ready to shoot. When Thrall grabbed the barrel of the gun and squeezed so no bullets would come out. Don’t vol’jin . The gun is to loud it will attract more zombies.

“Allow me “ Illidan said. He spread his angel demon wings and flew at the zombie and snapped the zombies neck.

“That was close, we need to be more cautioned” Varian said. And we sneaked quietly into the courtyard of the school. But when we looked up we were all literally scared to death. It was sylvanas flying above us in a gyrocopter. She was laughing like a sick deprayved maniac.

“ITS A TARP!” thrall yelled with all his might. Then out of nowhere 100 zombies came at us and attacked we were surrounded.  Varian started swinging his axe and thrall started dropping totems .  Illidan used his mathamorphis and turned into a powerful demon he was big and black, but he was still ripped and still had on his skinny jeans and converse sneakers.  Tyrande got down her knees and started praying to elune.  A star fell from the sky burining all the zombies. Zol’jin hadn’t attacked yet , he was listening to the soundtrack from 8mile to try and get pumped up.  It was no use we were overwhelemed by the living undead!

“Yo dawgs, Yall mofos go head. I got dis on lock” Vol’jin said, telling us to go, he was breakdancing and shooting his shotgun at the same time using his heightened troll reflexes.

“We can’t leave you here. Vol’jin’ I said, “youll never make it, its totally suicycle of you.”  I couldn’t lose vol’jin.

“Look shawty we aint all makin it out of dis mess fo’ real, I go down so be it, lease I go down swingin like a real G , mercin zombies with ma shotty, ya dig?”  Vol’jin yelled while he was  killing the zombies , and when I heard what he said I knew he was right, vol’jin always had a way with words that made us understand. So we ran out the courtyard in the distance I could troll war cries and shotgun blasts

“Yall undead mugs dink you tuff, well chew on this you MOTHAFU-BOOMM BOOM.”  And that was the I thing I heard before we ran into the library.  Varian slammed the door shut and locked it, Thrall grabbed a table and slammed it against the door.

“God darn it” Thrall yelled.  “Were getting masacured out there!”  Tyrande fell to the floor crying. Illidan got down on one knee and grabbed her hand. Whatever I thought he probably just feels sorry for her anyways, I doubt he even loves her. Not that I care illidan can go out with whoever he wants cuz its not like were dating and im going out with the most populard boy in the whole school.

We all took a moment of silence to remember what Vol’jin had done for us.

“Look were almost out of here, we just need to get out of the library and to parking lot” my boyfriend said.

“But was anyone bit? Jaina asked we all looked around shifty eyed looking at one another. That’s when we saw it, MY LEG WAS BIT! Everyone GASPED at the same time.

“Don’t worry everyone , my family blood line is immune to zombie plague” I said, putting their minds in ease. They all breathed a sigh of relief. We went up to the second story of the library we had a huge library because my mom donated the money for them to buy it. It was actually called the Lanabellanna Anastasia menethil memorial library.  We got to the window of the second story

“Ok now we just need to find a way down” Thrall said opening the window. We thought about using our spells but we were all out of mana except for me I carried a very rare amulet in prada bag that gave me unlimited mana. Actually my prada bag was the trinket that gave me unlimited mana. There was banging on the library door. The zombies were breaking in!

“Don’t worry everyone I  can save us” I said, and closed my eyes and cast a spell. I summoned a water slide. The zombies broke through the doors and came running after us.

“Quickly!” jaina squeeled. Then she dove down the water slide to the safety below. Thrall followed her. Then tyrande jumped down the water slide. Illidan and Varian will still there.

“I’ll protect her while she channels the spell” illidan said looking at me intently.

“Um shes my girlfriend bro, so I will be the one who stays with her” Varian shot back at him like he was insulted by the whole thing. For a second I thought they were gonna fight over me. Which would be silly cuz im friends with both of them , although secretly I think it would be hot if they did fight over me because I even wrote about it in my diary once. But anways  the zombies were coming.

“OMG will you two like grow up or what? Were gonna die if you don’t go” I said looking at illidan pleading with my silky blue glistening eyes. Illidan knew I was serious and jumped down the magical water slide.  Varian stared me and smiled.  He kissed me on the cheek

“See you on the other side my love” he said and winked at me., before he dove out the window. He was so effing smooth .  The zombies were close to me so I cast my holy nova spell that one shot them all then I dove out  and used my parachute cloak in conjunction with a slowfall spell that Rhonin had taught me. I ran up to the my friends. We ran to the parking lot then were were surrounded by Soldiers from the government .  The army soliders moved  in they all had auto machine guns crafted by artisan engineers.  The leader came up his named tag said Coris Amberflame.

“You kids made it out just in time. We know the zombie plague is spreading were here to contain it.” Coris said. Then he grabbed his walkie talkie and put it up to his mouth. “ Do it”  he said grimily.
Then I heard a loud plane fly over our heads and it when it was above the school it dropped a MANA BOMB!  And the whole school exploded into dust!

“ZUL’ JIN NOOOOOOOOOO” we all exclaimed together. I fell to the ground crying. MY PROM HAD BEEN THE PROM FROM HELL!!.   Then in the distance through all the debri smoke and ash and fire I saw a shimmering  figure walking toward us. But then I  realized he wasn’t walking but dancing!  IT WAS VOL’JIN he was live. He walked up to us his clothes were all ripped and tattered, he had blood all over him. He was smoking a fat blunt. He put his hands on his hips.

“Wut it do”

fade to black
credits.