egg shit

Alakazam @ Focus Sash
Trait: Magic Guard
EVs: 252 SAtk / 252 Spd / 4 HP
Timid Nature
- Psychic
- Focus Blast
- Signal Beam
- Hidden Power [Fire]

Breloom @ Life Orb
Trait: Technician
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd
Jolly Nature
- Swords Dance
- Bullet Seed
- Mach Punch
- Spore

Dragonite @ Choice Band
Trait: Multiscale
EVs: 252 Atk / 252 Spd / 4 HP
Adamant Nature
- ExtremeSpeed
- Dragon Claw
- Outrage
- Fire Punch

Jirachi @ Choice Scarf
Trait: Serene Grace
EVs: 4 HP / 252 Atk / 252 Spd
Jolly Nature
- Iron Head
- Ice Punch
- Zen Headbutt
- U-turn

Lapras @ Leftovers
Trait: Hydration
EVs: 248 HP / 8 Atk / 252 SDef
Careful Nature
- Rest
- Curse
- Waterfall
- Avalanche

Politoed @ Choice Specs
Trait: Drizzle
EVs: 252 HP / 252 SAtk / 4 Spd
Modest Nature
- Hydro Pump
- Ice Beam
- Hidden Power [Electric]
- Surf