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- >Be Norman
- >School has been really dead today
- >None of your friends showed up
- >Noone called you a racist
- >nothing
- >friday as well
- >you were alone and you needed a date
- >you were taking a walk past the cemetary gate
- >when you saw a sign that said for a good time, take left down at tombstone number 8
- >went through the gateway and you're pretty sure you saw some eyes peepin' out of a "sepulture"
- >you took a step down the tomb off ill repute
- >that's where you met her
- >the zombie prostitute
- >you grabbed her left breast, and you're pretty sure you tore it
- >you said "go down", but she didn't have the stomach for it
- >Buck teeth fell out, and her tongue fell out to boot,
- >But all in all, she was a rotten kind'a cute.
- >While you were tense, it was plain to see
- >A sort of rigor mortis was comin' over you
- >you didn't want to see it, but you just had to believe it
- >you had a stiffy for the stiff in front'a ye.
- >Morally, you're destitute
- >In the Tomb of Ill repute
- >She's a rotten kind'a cute
- >For a Zombie Prostitute.
- >Now you're fallin' apart from yer head down to your toes, you don't know
- >Which of yer organs is the next to go
- >you've been such a sleaze since she gave ye the disease
- >Wouldn't you know, now you're a Zombie Gigolo
- >you took yer first client on a date
- >you took a walk to the cemetery gate
- >you got under her slip, but then, ou heard a rip
- >you pulled it out, and you said..."baby, keep the tip"
- >Morally, you're destitute
- >In the Tomb of Ill repute
- >She's a rotten kind'a cute
- >For a Zombie Prostitute
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