/sun/-Panty Raid by RedRaven68

"Anon what in equestria are you doing in my room?"

How do you talk yourself out of the situation?

>Ok, you had to admit, life in magical pastel horse world had gotten pretty boring.
>At this point it had been about 6 months since you had come through that magical portal in the back of your cabinet when you were reaching for spaghetti.
>That also meant it had been 6 months since you had last seen a woman, and it was starting to get hard to fap to memory.
>You couldn't even get off to these ponies, not for a lack of trying. Their featureless rear ends left a lot to be desired.
>At this point you didn't care if your actions got you kicked out of the castle, you were desperate.
>You needed some new material to fap to.
>You figured that if one pony had to have some unmentionables, it had to have been Sunbutt.
>She's been around for, what, thousands of years? She had to have SOMETHING that at the very least reminded you of underwear.
>And so the Great Panty Raid of Canterlot began.
>You decided to commence with your raiding on a day where she would be out for at least a few hours.
>Today, she was entertaining a griffon dignitary in and around the castle.
>That would net you at least a few hours.
>Aside from the few guards at the front of the residential wing of the castle, there were very few, if any guards around.
>Since Celestia wasn't there, neither were they.
>Silently slipping into her room, you began to search for your treasure.
>You opened the first dresser, it was filled with nothing but fancy jewelry and various pieces of regalia.
>The next set of drawers held nothing but formal gowns, none of which particularly inspired your boner.
>Even her walk in closet, which you're sure was larger then your entire living quarters, held no saucy garments.
>It had been 30 minutes at this point, and you were already considering this mission a failure.
>You sat down on her bed, contemplating your next move.
>As you pulled your feet back, you felt them tap something under the bed.
"The hell?"
>Looking under the bed, you spied a small black hatbox. You pulled it out and put it on top of the bed.
>You reached to take off the top, but you already knew what lay inside.
>Flipping off the top, you saw it was filled to the brim with underwear.
>Panties, thongs, briefs, boxers, whatever the immature 12 year old deep inside you could imagine, it was in there.
>Reaching inside, you pulled out a nice lace number, stretching it wide.
>Yep, this could definitely fit Sunbutt's fat ass.
>Then, it all went to shit.
>"Anon, what in Equestria are you doing in my room?"
>o fuk
>Celestia was back.
>Well to answer her question:
>You were in her private room,
>Had rifled through all her belongings,
>Specifically found her unmentionables stash,
>Was currently holding one out to admire it,
>And on top of everything else, Anon Jr. was pitching a tent harder then an entire Boy Scout troop.
"It's not...what it...looks...ok it's completely what it looks like."
>The jig was up.
>You closed your eyes and winced, bracing for anything. Banished to the Moon, life imprisonment, public service, the potential horrific punishments ran through your mind.
>But after a few seconds, you realized none of them were coming.
>Opening one eye, you ventured a look over at Celestia.
>She had a slight smirk on her face.
>Ok, you take it back, something worse then what you imagined was probably coming.

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