PaNTSUBALL GAME LOG

Session 1

We hear of the death of PICCOLO-DAIMYOU at the hands of some scrub named Mutaito.  Kalpasi (plantfungusman) decides to go check out this cool dude who murdered a demon.  Macha (human wearing a pig head on his head) came too.  The Majin, known as Poukus, wanted to see what Kalpasi tasted like and so followed him, the rest of the party tagging along.  Kalpasi decided to fly to get there, terrifying the inhabitants of the remains of central city.  Upon arrival, Kalpasi found the remains of a fight but no bodies or anything.  Poukus licked him and decided he tasted nasty.  A car showed up carrying Belepe (human noblewoman person) and her bodyguard.  Albert (high stats, no skills/ki) talked his way into the car to get away from these crazy people, especially Sharty, the catgirl succubutt who kept trying to /ss/ him.  The car begins driving off, but Poukus and Sharty give chase.  Sharty wants to /ss/ ALbert and Poukus wants to eat the car.  Due to the chaos, Belepe kicks Albert out.  He's picked up by Kalpasi and Macha, who are following out of curiosity.  Kalpasi shoots out a tire with an energy-dan, allowing everyone to catch up.  We beat the crap out of Belepe and her bearman bodyguard, who runs off.  Then Macha and Poukus begin eating the car.  Belepe finally asks if we'll help her reclaim her city (south city) from warlords.  Kalpasi and Albert agree as they've got nothing better to do.  The party piles into the car and prepares to head to central city, but Sharty blows out the car's engine and flies off, cackling madly.  Macha gets out and pushes the car back to town at incredible speeds, Kalpasi helping by flying along beside and pushing when he could.

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Session 2

the catgirl succubutt adopted a cat, the majin decided she wanted to eat the cat (wwhich she began calling a 'mealbeast).  They fought for a while, my plantfungusman nuked the shit out of both of them to try and save the cat.  They kept fighting over the cat, so he and the normie humie flew off in a helicopter.  Since they wanted the cat to live, my plantman used his 'nutrient injection' tech to try and replenish the cat succubutt's Ki, but since she was already full on ki it just splattered her with white plant sap.  The majin tasted the cat, decided it tasted nasty and gave it back to the succubutt before following after us.  The Succubutt has resolved to train the cat to use Ki, and it is now canon that the cat becomes Beerus in the future.

Also we beat up a restaurant

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Session 3

I'm here bringing absurd tales of that weird-ass Dragonball game i'm in
Today, the gang (composed of Poukus the Majin, Albert the Human, and Kalpasi the fungusman) arrived at south city, where they found demons had merked the guys they were going to kill for the NPC friend.  The Demons warned us of a great evil approaching and took us to Korin's tower to train.  Meanwhile, Sharty the catgirl Succubutt demon was coaxed into helping as part of her probation, so she joined us on top of Korin's tower, bringing along the cat that is Beerus to be.  She had, in between sessions, managed to train the cat to the point where it is now as strong as your average human.  After Albert and the NPC climbed the tower (the others can fly, and Sharty carried the cat), we all chased after Korin to get the water.  Albert was the only one to actually do it the
Oct 21 00:32:43 <Pilz>	goku way, by watching Korin's breathing.  The cat managed to roll 3 sucesses on a single die and caught Korin's tail as well.  The NPC also rolled well, managing to go up the tower to see Kami long before we did.  The Majin and the cat then both dove for the water of strength, grabbing it at the same time (because the cat rolled 4 successes on a single die).  Albert intervened and grabbed the water, downing it before the fight could intensify.  Then we all went up to Kami's lookout and met Mr. Popo.  The Majin tried to lick Mr. Popo but failed repeatedly while Mr. Popo and Kalpasi talked.  Then they all went to eat before going to meet Kami.

Oh, the Cat has been dubbed "Sir Edwin Buttwhistle"By Sharty. It's also started to respond to questions by nodding.

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Session 4

We all trained with mr Popo on Kami's lookout.  Kalpasi (my fungusman) was the first to be able to 'find' Mr. Popo using ki sensing.  The cat got frighteningly close to sensing mr. Popo as well.  ALbert couldn't do it because he had no skill in ki sensing.  Then we moved on to sparring.  Macha (volin's human-who-wears-a-boar-mask) and Poukus (the majin) went first, and actually managed to land some good hits in before Macha got thrown down and KO'd.  THen Albert and Kalpasi went up and got the shit kicked out of them.  Kalpasi managed to bop Mr. Popo's stomach but did basically no damage and got beat up a bunch.  Albert managed to kick Mr. Popo in the shins due to exceptional rolls and spending some fate.  The cat did not wish to fight Mr. Popo and instead battled with some yarn, which it lost to.  Kalpasi went to help the cat and also managed to lose to the yarn.  Albert freed the cat and Kalpasi, and we all learned how to not be shit at fighting.  Mr. Popo was very proud of everyone.