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Adventures of Dantgil in #Dickmegle - Intermission 1

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  1. [1:05:49 AM EDT] * Nitro Carley<3Dante otp..................
  2. [1:05:59 AM EDT] * Jaspers Ebonte and Ivcarley
  3. [1:06:10 AM EDT] * Jaspers STILL HAvE. THE FAN ART.
  4. [1:06:10 AM EDT] IBLiS: but
  5. [1:06:13 AM EDT] IBLiS: dante's fifteen
  6. [1:06:14 AM EDT] IBLiS: and carley's
  7. [1:06:16 AM EDT] IBLiS: uh
  8. [1:06:17 AM EDT] IBLiS: old
  9. [1:06:18 AM EDT] IBLiS: :y
  10. [1:06:32 AM EDT] Jaspers: She's literally twice as old as Dante is
  11. [1:06:44 AM EDT] Nitro: Vergil thinks it's weird too but
  12. [1:06:51 AM EDT] Nitro: as long as she's nice man
  13. [1:06:57 AM EDT] Nitro: he still loves you, brother
  14. [1:07:31 AM EDT] IBLiS: (that's not what you said about pHOENIX)
  15. [1:07:33 AM EDT] IBLiS: (OR MORRIGAN)
  16. [1:07:35 AM EDT] IBLiS: (OR)
  17. [1:07:46 AM EDT] IBLiS: (BASICALLY EVERYONE I HIT ON IN THE GAME)
  18. [1:07:56 AM EDT] IBLiS: (which was)
  19. [1:07:58 AM EDT] IBLiS: (basically everyone)
  20. [1:08:00 AM EDT] IBLiS: (8y)
  21. [1:08:06 AM EDT] Jaspers: Chibite I ship it
  22. [1:08:58 AM EDT] Jaspers: Also sighs because there's a popcorn kernel stuck between by teeth and I can't get it out and it's irritating beyond comprehension
  23. [1:09:07 AM EDT] Nitro: Oh my God that feel
  24. [1:09:09 AM EDT] Nitro: I know it
  25. [1:09:29 AM EDT] Jaspers: I'm going to lobotomize my jaw at this rate omfg
  26. [1:09:35 AM EDT] * Jaspers Wait not
  27. [1:09:38 AM EDT] * Jaspers Lobotomize
  28. [1:09:49 AM EDT] * Jaspers W/e
  29. [1:09:54 AM EDT] * Nitro lobotomize
  30. [1:09:56 AM EDT] * Nitro omf
  31. [1:09:58 AM EDT] IBLiS: you know what the sad thing is
  32. [1:10:03 AM EDT] IBLiS: he actually did hit on chibi
  33. [1:10:11 AM EDT] IBLiS: (before he knew they were actually a dog and not just some)
  34. [1:10:12 AM EDT] IBLiS: (weird)
  35. [1:10:16 AM EDT] IBLiS: (furry dude)
  36. [1:10:35 AM EDT] IBLiS: (the awkwardness that enused that revelation was defeaning)
  37. [1:10:37 AM EDT] * Nitro also Dante you weren't rEADY then okay
  38. [1:10:42 AM EDT] * Nitro it wouldn't have ended well
  39. [1:10:59 AM EDT] * IBLiS i'm oNLY A YEAR OLDER /NOW/
  40. [1:11:08 AM EDT] * IBLiS WHAT CRAZY QUALIFICATIONS ARE YOU USIN' HERE
  41. [1:11:08 AM EDT] Jaspers: Did Dante hit on Jaspers up until he
  42. [1:11:09 AM EDT] * Nitro only a year old
  43. [1:11:11 AM EDT] Jaspers: Uh
  44. [1:11:20 AM EDT] Jaspers: Find out he was a cat ghost tentacle
  45. [1:11:20 AM EDT] Jaspers: Thing
  46. [1:11:25 AM EDT] Jaspers: Princess
  47. [1:11:26 AM EDT] * Nitro too late you are only a year old
  48. [1:11:35 AM EDT] * IBLiS pfffffffff
  49. [1:11:56 AM EDT] Jaspers: goT THE KERNEL OUT,,,,,
  50. [1:12:09 AM EDT] * Nitro My qualifications are that you are not emotionally unstable enough to try to escape real life via a video game and incidentally actually get sucked into a video game
  51. [1:12:14 AM EDT] * Nitro In fact, I changed my mind
  52. [1:12:20 AM EDT] * Nitro You're /still/ not emotionally ready
  53. [1:12:24 AM EDT] * Nitro For much of anything
  54. [1:13:15 AM EDT] * IBLiS what are you gonna do? lock the door with an /imaginary/ key?
  55. [1:16:02 AM EDT] * Nitro Do you want that mixtape back?
  56. [1:16:17 AM EDT] * IBLiS ...depends.
  57. [1:16:21 AM EDT] * IBLiS what's /on/ the mixtape?
  58. [1:16:23 AM EDT] * IBLiS B[
  59. [1:16:28 AM EDT] * IBLiS >B[
  60. [1:16:35 AM EDT] * Nitro Nothing good, I assure you.
  61. [1:16:42 AM EDT] * Nitro Hardly /my/ fault.
  62. [1:17:33 AM EDT] * IBLiS 'cause if i hear even /one/ mention of swag jackin' on there, i'm /gonna/--
  63. [1:19:53 AM EDT] * Nitro It's up to /you/.
  64. [1:21:03 AM EDT] * IBLiS so lemme see if i understand yer terms here--
  65. [1:21:19 AM EDT] * IBLiS to get my walkman back, i gotta sit here on this couch n' /never/ leave this room.
  66. [1:21:20 AM EDT] * IBLiS ever.
  67. [1:21:24 AM EDT] * IBLiS ...gee.
  68. [1:21:25 AM EDT] * IBLiS good deal.
  69. [1:22:06 AM EDT] * Nitro Oh, I wouldn't say /ever/.
  70. [1:22:15 AM EDT] * Nitro Only most of the time.
  71. [1:22:44 AM EDT] * IBLiS leave for /what/? /milk/?
  72. [1:23:01 AM EDT] * Nitro The kitchen's a little far.
  73. [1:23:01 AM EDT] * IBLiS well thanks, /warden/, i'm so glad you had the kindness in ya to let me go grab my precious /milk/.
  74. [1:23:05 AM EDT] * IBLiS i'm sure i won-
  75. [1:23:07 AM EDT] * IBLiS /what/?
  76. [1:23:56 AM EDT] * Nitro Really, think about it. It's several floors down. Who /knows/ what you could run into between here and there?
  77. [1:24:22 AM EDT] * IBLiS like what, a cat orgy? 'cause y'know i just /love/ my cat orgies.
  78. [1:24:30 AM EDT] * IBLiS clearly i don't have the self-control /not/ to just
  79. [1:24:40 AM EDT] * IBLiS /jump/ /right/ /in/!
  80. [1:24:46 AM EDT] * IBLiS seriously dude.
  81. [1:24:59 AM EDT] * IBLiS now yer just thinkin' like a crazy person.
  82. [1:25:10 AM EDT] * IBLiS next thing y'know yer gonna try n' hobble my foot like that misery chick.
  83. [1:25:14 AM EDT] * IBLiS n' y'know what?
  84. [1:25:23 AM EDT] * IBLiS i /like/ my foot, thank you very much.
  85. [1:27:36 AM EDT] * Nitro You are aware that I am capable of exaggerating for the sake of humor, are you not?
  86. [1:27:44 AM EDT] * Nitro Which one of us is /really/ taking this too seriously?
  87. [1:29:17 AM EDT] * IBLiS christ, i never know with you. you've said some pretty crazy bolshevik without ever battin' an eye.
  88. [1:29:28 AM EDT] * IBLiS n' hey, guess who spends all his time in his room /anyway/?
  89. [1:29:34 AM EDT] * IBLiS i'll give you a hint.
  90. [1:29:58 AM EDT] * IBLiS (it's you)
  91. [1:30:10 AM EDT] * Nitro I don't have a room.
  92. [1:34:35 AM EDT] * IBLiS even better, 'cause now you spend all yer time in /my/ room instead!
  93. [1:34:39 AM EDT] * IBLiS 'cause
  94. [1:34:41 AM EDT] * IBLiS y'know
  95. [1:34:49 AM EDT] * IBLiS y'got the imagination of a cardboard box.
  96. [1:35:01 AM EDT] * IBLiS not even a good lookin' box either.
  97. [1:35:04 AM EDT] * IBLiS more like a hobo box.
  98. [1:48:16 AM EDT] * Nitro Imagination's not a particularly necessary trait.
  99. [1:48:41 AM EDT] * Nitro And it's not as though it's hindering me from anything.
  100. [1:49:45 AM EDT] Nitro: There's little outside this room but orgies to which I could attach many an interesting adjective.
  101. [1:50:02 AM EDT] Nitro: [omfg]
  102. [1:52:09 AM EDT] * Jaspers Sometimes theres not orgies sometimes theres couch sitting
  103. [1:52:30 AM EDT] * Jaspers Gosh you just do not understand how the afterlife works at all! 3:
  104. [1:53:29 AM EDT] IBLiS: not a nessecary trait, eh? so what if someone decides to throw a /javelin/ through your stomach or some shit? guess you won't be needin t'/imagine/ those w-
  105. [1:53:39 AM EDT] IBLiS: oh
  106. [1:53:40 AM EDT] IBLiS: uh
  107. [1:53:42 AM EDT] IBLiS: hey jasps
  108. [1:53:46 AM EDT] IBLiS: we were just talkin' 'bout
  109. [1:53:49 AM EDT] IBLiS: kittens
  110. [1:53:50 AM EDT] IBLiS: n' rainbows
  111. [1:53:58 AM EDT] IBLiS: /weren/'/t/ we?
  112. [1:55:20 AM EDT] Nitro: Don't be stupid, Dante. Jaspers is not deaf.
  113. [1:55:36 AM EDT] Nitro: He knows we were talking about the shortage of dairy downstairs.
  114. [1:56:23 AM EDT] IBLiS: ...oh! yeah, totally. what a shame, dude. guess our cow's on the fritz again.
  115. [1:56:31 AM EDT] IBLiS: (...how'd he get past the turtle?)
  116. [1:56:46 AM EDT] * IBLiS Croak.
  117. [1:56:55 AM EDT] * IBLiS tURTLE NOISES
  118. [1:57:08 AM EDT] * IBLiS What are you talking about, of course Dante knows what a turtle sounds like. That's just.
  119. [1:57:12 AM EDT] * IBLiS That's just /crazy/ talk.
  120. [1:57:38 AM EDT] Nitro: (This may come as a surprise, but turtles don't actually make good guards.)
  121. [1:57:56 AM EDT] IBLiS: (but.)
  122. [1:57:57 AM EDT] Nitro: (Especially when the person approaching is regarded as friendly by the mind that created them.)
  123. [1:58:05 AM EDT] IBLiS: (we're out in the middle of the /ocean/.)
  124. [1:58:12 AM EDT] IBLiS: (n' cats don't...)
  125. [1:58:15 AM EDT] Nitro: (Does it look like he /walked/ here?)
  126. [1:58:24 AM EDT] Nitro: (Does it look like he walks /anywhere/?)
  127. [1:58:25 AM EDT] * Jaspers oops Oblivion
  128. [1:58:30 AM EDT] * Nitro that's ok
  129. [1:58:33 AM EDT] * Nitro I know that feel
  130. [1:58:35 AM EDT] IBLiS: (well i dunno! he's a cat.)
  131. [1:58:36 AM EDT] IBLiS: (ghost.)
  132. [1:58:40 AM EDT] IBLiS: (thing.)
  133. [1:58:43 AM EDT] * Nitro Oblivion........ 0w0
  134. [1:58:48 AM EDT] IBLiS: (who knows how he works?)
  135. [1:58:50 AM EDT] Jaspers: ... Wait i--
  136. [1:59:06 AM EDT] * IBLiS ?
  137. [1:59:12 AM EDT] Jaspers: What dairy shortage are you talking about i--
  138. [1:59:15 AM EDT] * Jaspers 38>
  139. [2:00:13 AM EDT] * IBLiS Oh, /good/ /job/.
  140. [2:00:20 AM EDT] Nitro: Don't worry. I've been assured that the matter will be resolved quickly. The problematic cattle are being removed within the day.
  141. [2:00:20 AM EDT] IBLiS: ...ohhh, uh, haven't you heard?
  142. [2:00:22 AM EDT] IBLiS: they fixed it!
  143. [2:00:24 AM EDT] IBLiS: they.
  144. [2:00:26 AM EDT] IBLiS: fixed the cow.
  145. [2:00:31 AM EDT] Nitro: Don't tell anyone, but I think their milk was a little sour anyway.
  146. [2:00:33 AM EDT] * Nitro eLBOW.
  147. [2:00:37 AM EDT] IBLiS: because of course they wouldn't /remove/ the cow.
  148. [2:00:38 AM EDT] IBLiS: that would be /wrong/.
  149. [2:00:42 AM EDT] * Nitro You're not a good story teller, Dante.
  150. [2:00:42 AM EDT] * IBLiS nUDGE
  151. [2:01:01 AM EDT] * IBLiS You are implying cATTLE GENOCIDE, /VERGIL/.
  152. [2:01:14 AM EDT] Jaspers: Are-- are you sure i mean that would be just the worst cows are nice and should not get broken.
  153. [2:01:26 AM EDT] Jaspers: Nice things should not break! 3:
  154. [2:01:32 AM EDT] * Nitro Genocide is a harsh word. They were simply being fired from their jobs.
  155. [2:01:35 AM EDT] * Nitro Capitalism.
  156. [2:01:37 AM EDT] IBLiS: 'course i'm sure! they've got a cow vet n' everythin' comin' in!
  157. [2:01:42 AM EDT] * IBLiS As if a /cat/ knows what capitalism is.
  158. [2:01:50 AM EDT] * IBLiS C'mon, seriously?
  159. [2:01:53 AM EDT] * Jaspers Let me tell u
  160. [2:01:56 AM EDT] * Jaspers About pawlitics
  161. [2:02:01 AM EDT] * Nitro Oh, so who's insulting people's intelligence now?
  162. [2:02:19 AM EDT] * IBLiS He's a /cat/! He doesn't need to give a shit 'bout the economy!
  163. [2:02:26 AM EDT] * IBLiS I wish I were him!
  164. [2:02:31 AM EDT] * Nitro Economeow.
  165. [2:02:37 AM EDT] * Nitro Tuna prices are high, Dante.
  166. [2:02:38 AM EDT] * IBLiS All he's gotta worry 'bout is which sunny spot he should sleep in today.
  167. [2:02:41 AM EDT] Jaspers: Oh no i do not like the vet all that much. This one time? I went to the vet and all the cats there were not all that nice to me even when i tried to be friends!
  168. [2:02:42 AM EDT] * Nitro A cat has to watch his wallet.
  169. [2:02:58 AM EDT] Jaspers: I tried and tried and tried but in the end i got a big scratch right on my face. And a bite on my tail!
  170. [2:03:03 AM EDT] IBLiS: awww jasps, that sounds like a real bummer. those cats dunno what they're missin' out on.
  171. [2:03:34 AM EDT] Jaspers: Yes yes exactly! But it is okay i think they were just grouchy because they were sick.
  172. [2:03:46 AM EDT] Jaspers: They were taking a rest afterwards though apparently! Rose said they were being put to sleep.
  173. [2:03:48 AM EDT] IBLiS: [hahaha i like how jaspers didn't notice how they totally botched their story]
  174. [2:03:55 AM EDT] Nitro: [oH MY GOD]
  175. [2:04:01 AM EDT] Nitro: [JASPERS......]
  176. [2:04:01 AM EDT] IBLiS: ...ohhhh.
  177. [2:04:04 AM EDT] IBLiS: uh.
  178. [2:04:09 AM EDT] * Jaspers 8y]]
  179. [2:04:10 AM EDT] Nitro: I'm sure they had a lovely rest.
  180. [2:04:21 AM EDT] Nitro: Don't you always feel better after a nap?
  181. [2:04:32 AM EDT] Nitro: [Vergil ain't even bothered]
  182. [2:04:37 AM EDT] IBLiS: ...y-yeah, totally! probably just missed their cat nap, that's all.
  183. [2:04:55 AM EDT] * Nitro ...You're really bad at this.
  184. [2:05:27 AM EDT] Jaspers: Aw gosh i get a little upset when i miss out on my naps too yes. I wish we could have been friends though! Friends are nice even if they hurt you sometimes.
  185. [2:05:36 AM EDT] Jaspers: I think.
  186. [2:05:55 AM EDT] * IBLiS Hey, excuse me, I'm not the one who instantly jumped t'/murder/ with their story.
  187. [2:06:14 AM EDT] * Jaspers purrder
  188. [2:06:20 AM EDT] * Nitro You /assumed/ it was murder.
  189. [2:06:29 AM EDT] * Nitro That had nothing to do with what I was saying.
  190. [2:06:56 AM EDT] * IBLiS Seriously 'remove the cow'? How /else/ was he goin' t'take it as?
  191. [2:07:08 AM EDT] * IBLiS He don't know nothin' 'bout /employment/.
  192. [2:07:35 AM EDT] * Jaspers xcuse u do you have any idea how many companies i am the executive of
  193. [2:07:53 AM EDT] * Jaspers Catseye
  194. [2:07:55 AM EDT] IBLiS: hey, maybe you'll meet 'em again someday! hell, they might be wanderin' 'round the manor as we speak.
  195. [2:07:58 AM EDT] IBLiS: s'pretty big place, y'know.
  196. [2:07:59 AM EDT] * Jaspers Petsmarts across the globe
  197. [2:08:06 AM EDT] * Jaspers You have no
  198. [2:08:08 AM EDT] * Jaspers /Idea/
  199. [2:08:19 AM EDT] * Nitro You see? Don't insult him. B[
  200. [2:08:43 AM EDT] Jaspers: It is! And there are a lot of cats a lot of the time too.
  201. [2:08:53 AM EDT] Jaspers: Maybe this is actually just the place all cats go when they die! :0
  202. [2:08:54 AM EDT] Jaspers: ...
  203. [2:09:02 AM EDT] IBLiS: ...
  204. [2:09:04 AM EDT] Jaspers: Are you and vergil a cat? 80
  205. [2:09:19 AM EDT] Nitro: ...A little.
  206. [2:09:33 AM EDT] IBLiS: dependin' on yer point of view, maybe.
  207. [2:10:12 AM EDT] Jaspers: Like mutini? Oh oh okay see that is really easy to get! Except mutini has ears and a tail and you do not have ears or a tail.
  208. [2:10:32 AM EDT] Jaspers: You should get ears and a tail. :3
  209. [2:10:37 AM EDT] Nitro: No, thank you.
  210. [2:10:38 AM EDT] IBLiS: well, who says we don't have 'em?
  211. [2:10:39 AM EDT] IBLiS: maybe
  212. [2:10:44 AM EDT] IBLiS: maybe we're /hidin/' 'em.
  213. [2:10:50 AM EDT] * Jaspers G A S P.
  214. [2:10:59 AM EDT] * IBLiS B>
  215. [2:11:16 AM EDT] Jaspers: (I will keep your tails and ears a secret then you can count on me. :3)
  216. [2:11:38 AM EDT] IBLiS: (i knew i could count on ya, jasps.)
  217. [2:11:46 AM EDT] Lucifer / Castiel: (*tailhole)
  218. [2:11:46 AM EDT] IBLiS: (youse the best pal a kitty could have.)
  219. [2:11:47 AM EDT] * Jaspers B3
  220. [2:11:51 AM EDT] * IBLiS scritch scritch
  221. [2:11:51 AM EDT] * Jaspers sLICK]]
  222. [2:11:58 AM EDT] * Lucifer / Castiel hEEEEEEEEY ))
  223. [2:12:05 AM EDT] Nitro: [Slick I'm gonna]
  224. [2:12:14 AM EDT] Lucifer / Castiel: (i blame it all on jasp)
  225. [2:12:17 AM EDT] * Jaspers Purr purr purr! Good scritches, best secret demon neko boys.
  226. [2:12:32 AM EDT] * IBLiS demon neko angel boys bakaaaaa
  227. [2:12:44 AM EDT] * Jaspers Who are also twins
  228. [2:12:50 AM EDT] * Nitro With dead parents
  229. [2:12:59 AM EDT] * IBLiS they're like mario and luigi only ANIME
  230. [2:13:19 AM EDT] * Jaspers One is a god of time and the other can use magical electricity]]
  231. [2:13:32 AM EDT] * Jaspers Nitro,,,,,,, cG,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,]]
  232. [2:13:52 AM EDT] * Nitro ;y]
  233. [2:13:54 AM EDT] * Lucifer / Castiel squints
  234. [2:13:58 AM EDT] IBLiS: [one is the destroyer of friendship]
  235. [2:14:03 AM EDT] IBLiS: [holy shit this really is an anime]
  236. [2:14:09 AM EDT] Lucifer / Castiel: they're dante and the douche
  237. [2:14:13 AM EDT] Lucifer / Castiel: yes dante and the douche
  238. [2:14:13 AM EDT] Nitro: [It IS Capcom.]
  239. [2:14:20 AM EDT] Lucifer / Castiel: what rhymes with douche though
  240. [2:14:30 AM EDT] IBLiS: (but y'can't tell anyone, okay?)
  241. [2:14:57 AM EDT] IBLiS: (just between you n' me, they're the source of my ~magic~ ~kitty~ ~powers~)
  242. [2:15:06 AM EDT] IBLiS: (god knows what would happen if someone were to find 'em!)
  243. [2:15:12 AM EDT] Jaspers: (Of course dante i know that! Why would i tell people a secret when it is quite obviously a secr--)
  244. [2:15:14 AM EDT] Jaspers: (You--)
  245. [2:15:21 AM EDT] Jaspers: (You have magic kitty powers? 80)
  246. [2:15:22 AM EDT] IBLiS: (we'd have a real samson n' delilah situation on our hands)
  247. [2:15:31 AM EDT] Jaspers: (Can you.)
  248. [2:15:37 AM EDT] Jaspers: (Can you show me some maybe?)
  249. [2:15:47 AM EDT] IBLiS: (well, i dunno...)
  250. [2:15:49 AM EDT] IBLiS: (but)
  251. [2:15:52 AM EDT] * IBLiS Gasp.
  252. [2:15:56 AM EDT] * IBLiS What's that behind your ear, Jaspers?
  253. [2:15:58 AM EDT] * IBLiS It's.
  254. [2:16:02 AM EDT] * IBLiS /It/'/s/.
  255. [2:16:06 AM EDT] * IBLiS iT'S A YARN BALL,,,
  256. [2:16:13 AM EDT] * IBLiS B]
  257. [2:16:14 AM EDT] * Jaspers oH MY FREAKING GOSH
  258. [2:16:16 AM EDT] * IBLiS B;]
  259. [2:16:37 AM EDT] * Jaspers snATCHES. tHE MAGIC EAR YARN.
  260. [2:16:38 AM EDT] * Lucifer / Castiel slowclaps
  261. [2:16:45 AM EDT] * IBLiS AND IT'S /PINK/
  262. [2:17:16 AM EDT] Jaspers: You are amazing dante you are like-- you are like a kitty /magician/. It is my favorite color too how did you know!
  263. [2:17:18 AM EDT] * Jaspers No, seriously!
  264. [2:17:22 AM EDT] * Lucifer / Castiel ...
  265. [2:17:24 AM EDT] * Jaspers How did you know!!!!!!!
  266. [2:17:27 AM EDT] * Lucifer / Castiel sQUINTS
  267. [2:17:42 AM EDT] * Nitro squints back.
  268. [2:17:46 AM EDT] * Jaspers lucy pls
  269. [2:17:49 AM EDT] * Nitro Hey there fourth wall. How you doin'?
  270. [2:18:02 AM EDT] * Nitro Unless he's really there, in which case
  271. [2:18:21 AM EDT] * Nitro Demon crossovers?????
  272. [2:18:32 AM EDT] * Lucifer / Castiel angel crossovers akshually
  273. [2:18:41 AM EDT] IBLiS: .../heh/. don't y'know a magician never tells their secrets? that'd take all the fun outta of it, don't y'know?
  274. [2:18:51 AM EDT] * Lucifer / Castiel but nah fourth wall for now
  275. [2:18:54 AM EDT] * Lucifer / Castiel lurkers gon' lurk
  276. [2:19:04 AM EDT] * Nitro Creeper. >B[
  277. [2:19:15 AM EDT] * Lucifer / Castiel castiel watches people sleep
  278. [2:19:17 AM EDT] * Lucifer / Castiel lucifer is
  279. [2:19:19 AM EDT] IBLiS: (but...)
  280. [2:19:20 AM EDT] * Lucifer / Castiel lucifer.........................
  281. [2:19:22 AM EDT] IBLiS: (i'll give ya a hint)
  282. [2:19:28 AM EDT] IBLiS: (/magic/ might've been involved.)
  283. [2:19:29 AM EDT] * IBLiS ;]
  284. [2:19:44 AM EDT] * Lucifer / Castiel FACEPALMS AT THE SCREEN JASPERS WOW HE HAD IT IN HIS HAND
  285. [2:19:48 AM EDT] * Lucifer / Castiel THE ENTIRE TIME
  286. [2:19:50 AM EDT] * Lucifer / Castiel !!!!!
  287. [2:19:58 AM EDT] * Jaspers don'T RUIN THIS FOR HIM
  288. [2:20:06 AM EDT] * Lucifer / Castiel IS AN ANGRY MOVIE-GOER
  289. [2:20:22 AM EDT] * Jaspers tentaclap tentaclap! Eeee. "I wish i had kitty magic powers too dante then i would use my kitty magic powers to make everybody happy and friendly with eachother."
  290. [2:20:22 AM EDT] * ANGRY MOVIEGOER BEC NOIR THROWS POPCORN @
  291. [2:20:44 AM EDT] * Jaspers IM BEING ASSAULTED NONSEXUALLY SNED HALP
  292. [2:21:21 AM EDT] * ANGRY MOVIEGOER BEC NOIR I HOPE YOU GET THE BUTTERYSALT IN YOUR EYES >:[
  293. [2:22:05 AM EDT] * IBLiS Scritch scritch. Did anyone ever tell you your fur is so /scratchable/, Jasps? 'Cause it is. "heh, maybe someday jasps! just gotta focus on that cat chi deep, deep down inside of ya."
  294. [2:22:14 AM EDT] IBLiS: i'll know you'll find it one of these days
  295. [2:22:57 AM EDT] IBLiS: after all, you've gotta be the best kitkat i've ever had the /pleasure/ of meetin'
  296. [2:24:25 AM EDT] * Jaspers Purr purr! Nobody tells him that /enough/. Just basking in all this praise like a snake in the sun. "Dante you are too nice to me sometimes! You are the best kitty though i just know it. One day i wanna be like you!"
  297. [2:24:31 AM EDT] Jaspers: I will believe extra hard and be the best kitty magic. Haver. That there ever was! :3
  298. [2:24:43 AM EDT] Jaspers: ... Next to you! :3
  299. [2:25:46 AM EDT] IBLiS: awww jasps, baby, yer makin' me blush!
  300. [2:25:59 AM EDT] * Nitro Vergil casually shoves his hands in his pockets. Real cute.
  301. [2:26:02 AM EDT] * IBLiS He doesn't deny it, though. He is the best kitty magic haver there ever was, wasn't he? Heheh.
  302. [2:26:56 AM EDT] IBLiS: but you just keep wishin' real hard n' i just /know/ you'll find it.
  303. [2:27:16 AM EDT] IBLiS: ain't that right, verge?
  304. [2:27:21 AM EDT] * IBLiS NOPE.
  305. [2:27:29 AM EDT] * IBLiS You're getting roped into this too, /brother/ /dearest/.
  306. [2:27:39 AM EDT] * IBLiS Roped right into the cuteness.
  307. [2:27:40 AM EDT] * Loki the Liar goes off to write Brother Dearest
  308. [2:27:46 AM EDT] * Loki the Liar Featuring Dante and Vergil
  309. [2:27:48 AM EDT] * Loki the Liar yes
  310. [2:27:50 AM EDT] * IBLiS Come on, how could you resist that face?
  311. [2:27:53 AM EDT] * Jaspers Slick one of these days]]
  312. [2:27:55 AM EDT] * IBLiS /Look/ /at/ /it/.
  313. [2:28:01 AM EDT] * Jaspers <83
  314. [2:28:08 AM EDT] * Loki the Liar One of these days ))
  315. [2:28:15 AM EDT] * Loki the Liar You will lOVE ME.............. ))
  316. [2:28:16 AM EDT] * Nitro |:>
  317. [2:28:26 AM EDT] * Loki the Liar just like dante loves his brother
  318. [2:28:37 AM EDT] Nitro: [Slick I'm gONNA]
  319. [2:28:39 AM EDT] IBLiS: [slick i hate to break it to you but]
  320. [2:28:47 AM EDT] Loki the Liar: it's already written? ))
  321. [2:28:47 AM EDT] IBLiS: [i think that fic already exists]
  322. [2:28:51 AM EDT] Loki the Liar: darn ))
  323. [2:28:53 AM EDT] IBLiS: [five times over, even]
  324. [2:28:56 AM EDT] Loki the Liar: hA ))
  325. [2:29:00 AM EDT] Nitro: [it's called 90% of the DMC fandom]
  326. [2:29:20 AM EDT] Loki the Liar: s i ghs ))
  327. [2:29:25 AM EDT] Jaspers: [[90% of the DMC fandom is 5 versions of brother dearest staring D&V]]
  328. [2:29:35 AM EDT] Loki the Liar: why must everyone ship all the brothers ))
  329. [2:29:37 AM EDT] * Jaspers TWDG fandom hipthrusts]]
  330. [2:29:47 AM EDT] Loki the Liar: kenny/vergil ))
  331. [2:29:50 AM EDT] Loki the Liar: new otp ))
  332. [2:30:04 AM EDT] Jaspers: [[How can you say that when Lilly/Vergil is already canon]]
  333. [2:30:08 AM EDT] Nitro: [Vergil is seriously getting in all the ships omf]
  334. [2:30:12 AM EDT] Loki the Liar: but teh yoais ))
  335. [2:30:16 AM EDT] * IBLiS ...Come on. /Say/ /something/. Say /anything/. Just don't let the tabby down.
  336. [2:30:19 AM EDT] * IBLiS Don't you /dare/.
  337. [2:30:23 AM EDT] Jaspers: [[Genderbent Lilly]]
  338. [2:30:26 AM EDT] Nitro: [oh yeah I'm supposed to be]
  339. [2:30:27 AM EDT] Nitro: [dialogue]
  340. [2:30:27 AM EDT] Jaspers: [[Lally]]
  341. [2:30:29 AM EDT] Loki the Liar: 4srs though i think i'd ship vergil with travis ))
  342. [2:30:37 AM EDT] Loki the Liar: just for the laughs ))
  343. [2:30:38 AM EDT] IBLiS: (travis)
  344. [2:30:40 AM EDT] IBLiS: (touchdown)
  345. [2:30:44 AM EDT] Loki the Liar: y e s ))
  346. [2:30:44 AM EDT] IBLiS: (omfg no)
  347. [2:30:47 AM EDT] IBLiS: (sOMEONE MIGHT DIE)
  348. [2:30:51 AM EDT] Loki the Liar: imagine the christmas dinners ))
  349. [2:30:54 AM EDT] * Jaspers ... <83
  350. [2:30:56 AM EDT] IBLiS: (A LOT OF PEOPLE MIGHT DIE)
  351. [2:31:01 AM EDT] Loki the Liar: MIGHT ))
  352. [2:31:04 AM EDT] Loki the Liar: MORE LIKE WILL ))
  353. [2:31:18 AM EDT] Nitro: ...Of /course/. The more you believe something, the truer it will be.
  354. [2:31:37 AM EDT] * Nitro It was true enough in the dream bubbles for everyone who wasn't him, mostly because he didn't believe in much.
  355. [2:32:22 AM EDT] Jaspers: Yesss then i will believe the hardest! Meow!
  356. [2:32:29 AM EDT] IBLiS: see? we've got yer back here, jasps!
  357. [2:32:58 AM EDT] * IBLiS He swungs an arm around the etheral kitty, pulling them close into their buddy circle. /Bros/.
  358. [2:33:02 AM EDT] * IBLiS Oh and.
  359. [2:33:04 AM EDT] * IBLiS Actual bros.
  360. [2:33:06 AM EDT] * IBLiS That too.
  361. [2:33:20 AM EDT] * Nitro Thanks.
  362. [2:33:31 AM EDT] * Jaspers u snooze u looze verge
  363. [2:33:39 AM EDT] * Jaspers Jaspers Redgrave
  364. [2:33:42 AM EDT] * Nitro bEEN HERE SINCE BIRTH.....
  365. [2:33:47 AM EDT] * IBLiS ...Eh, what the hell. Vergil gets dragged in too.
  366. [2:33:51 AM EDT] * IBLiS /Now/ we're a bro circle!
  367. [2:33:53 AM EDT] * IBLiS B]
  368. [2:33:57 AM EDT] * Jaspers B3
  369. [2:34:10 AM EDT] * Nitro |:<
  370. [2:34:33 AM EDT] Jaspers: Rose does magic things too even though i think she is not a cat! She is magic all the time and does super neat magical things.
  371. [2:35:07 AM EDT] Jaspers: She never did any neat magic tricks before i became a sprite. But deep down i think i always knew that she was magic! :3
  372. [2:35:16 AM EDT] IBLiS: ...how do y'know?
  373. [2:35:36 AM EDT] IBLiS: maybe she just found her /wilder/ side while you were gone!
  374. [2:35:51 AM EDT] Jaspers: Because! I.
  375. [2:35:52 AM EDT] IBLiS: stranger things have happened, yo.
  376. [2:35:53 AM EDT] Jaspers: I.
  377. [2:36:08 AM EDT] * Jaspers ... Holy gosh what if Rose is aCTUALLY A CAT AFTER ALL
  378. [2:36:49 AM EDT] Jaspers: ... You may be right dante! She does not really smell like a cat though. She might be! I will have to check.
  379. [2:36:50 AM EDT] Jaspers: Erm.
  380. [2:36:54 AM EDT] Jaspers: Somehow! :3
  381. [2:37:57 AM EDT] IBLiS: i'm sure you'll do a wicked job, jasps. ain't no kitty detective in this town better than you, that's fer sure.
  382. [2:38:07 AM EDT] IBLiS: [wait]
  383. [2:39:02 AM EDT] IBLiS: [YES]
  384. [2:39:04 AM EDT] IBLiS: [MAINE]
  385. [2:39:18 AM EDT] Jaspers: [[Ffffffff]]
  386. [2:40:00 AM EDT] IBLiS: in the meantime, y'wanna join us fer a night of good ol' fashioned video gamin'? dave conked out again, so...
  387. [2:40:02 AM EDT] * IBLiS Nudge.
  388. [2:40:05 AM EDT] * IBLiS Yeah, he's gone alright.
  389. [2:40:11 AM EDT] * IBLiS /Poof/.
  390. [2:40:13 AM EDT] * Nitro Oh.
  391.  
  392. <Jaspersprite> "Games? Oh gosh i do not think that i am all that good when it comes to games. Except one game! One game that i never got to really play with anybody because nobody seemed very interested."
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  394. <Jaspersprite> "It looks like a fun game though! A fun game for friends to play and have fun together. Purr."
  395. <chthonianGunslinger> oh, really? y'have it right now? 'cause, y'know, it ain't like we got anythin' else t'play.
  396. -*- chthonianGunslinger He said, as he casually and swiftly turned off his console screen. Slender? What Slender. Ain't no Slender here, that's for sure.
  397. -*- Jaspersprite It is a game w/ tentacles and suits tho
  398. -*- chthonianGunslinger Nope.
  399. -*- Jaspersprite Dante this game is legitimaetly mE--
  400. <Jaspersprite> "As a matter of fact i do dante! I have it right here with me. :3" A tentacle is reached behind his back to grasp at something, before slowly, veeery slowly, the game in question is unveiled. It's...
  401. -*- Jaspersprite ... Oh.
  402. -*- Jaspersprite http://cubemedia.ign.com/cube/image/object/483/483243/626011boxart_160w.jpg
  403. <Jaspersprite> "Tada! :3"
  404. <chthonianGunslinger> [wait]
  405. <chthonianGunslinger> [nitro]
  406. -*- abstersiveTournure O-oh.
  407. <chthonianGunslinger> [u dere]
  408. <chthonianGunslinger> [o]
  409. <abstersiveTournure> [Yeah, sorry --]
  410. <abstersiveTournure> [Was grabbing the Skype part. Also sleepy.]
  411. -*- chthonianGunslinger ...Oh.
  412. <Jaspersprite> [[Fff]]
  413. -*- abstersiveTournure Well. That should really not have been surprising at all.
  414. <Jaspersprite> "... Is something the matter? 3:"
  415. -*- abstersiveTournure They were talking to a betentacled pink feline, after all.
  416. -*- Jaspersprite betentacled pink feline pRINCESS thank you v much
  417. -*- Jaspersprite You're dealing w/ ~*royalty*~
  418. -*- chthonianGunslinger Aw, hell, he remembered these two. They were the bane of his existence. Well... the bane of his short existence at public school, at least. If he had heard one Mary Kate & Ashley crack, he'd already heard too many.
  419. -*- chthonianGunslinger But.
  420. -*- abstersiveTournure Well. "(Dante's just afraid of being beaten.)"
  421. -*- chthonianGunslinger He didn't remember them looking so old.
  422. -*- chthonianGunslinger Or hot.
  423. -*- abstersiveTournure That should cover them for now.
  424. -*- Jaspersprite giggle! "(He should be! >:3)"
  425. -*- abstersiveTournure Dante stop.
  426. -*- chthonianGunslinger !!!
  427. -*- Jaspersprite D a n t e.......,...,,.
  428. <chthonianGunslinger> "(the he-)"
  429. <chthonianGunslinger> "(what are you talkin' 'bout? i ain't afraid of nothin', 'specially not losin')"
  430. <chthonianGunslinger> "(i'm the best...)"
  431. -*- abstersiveTournure Theeeeere we go.
  432. <chthonianGunslinger> "(mary kate n' ashley player you've ever seen!)"
  433. -*- abstersiveTournure hA
  434. <abstersiveTournure> "(Nice choice of words.)"
  435. <chthonianGunslinger> "(well, it's true.)"
  436. -*- chthonianGunslinger ;y
  437. <Jaspersprite> "You have played before? Well. I am still gonna beat you just you wait dante! Even though i do not think that winning is what matters. It is all about how you play the game and how much fun you have with the friends you play it with!"
  438. <Jaspersprite> "(Still gonna beat you though. >83)"
  439. -*- chthonianGunslinger Still won't forgive them for all the horrible, horrible identical twin jokes he'd been forced to suffer through over the years.
  440. -*- chthonianGunslinger Swear to god, if he ever heard the words 'Solve any crime by dinner time' ever again--
  441. -*- abstersiveTournure ...Not that they couldn't.
  442. -*- chthonianGunslinger What, you kidding? They could solve it by lunch time. Tops.
  443. -*- chthonianGunslinger Anyway...
  444. <abstersiveTournure> "Where is the Gamecube?"
  445. <chthonianGunslinger> uh, well...
  446. <chthonianGunslinger> "(what's a gamecube?)"
  447. <chthonianGunslinger> "(is it the sleek lil' black one, or the green lookin' alien one, or--)"
  448. <abstersiveTournure> "(...I think it's the cube.)"
  449. -*- Jaspersprite The disc is ever so carefully taken from it's box and held in a tentacle, it's shiny surface gazed upon with more fascination than it deserves. "... Huh? Oh! I do not really know. It was in the living room the last time i checked! It is really neat it is a cube and it plays games."
  450. -*- chthonianGunslinger Goddamnit Dave, why'd you have to leave him with all this futuristic bullcr-
  451. <chthonianGunslinger> "(...oh.)"
  452. <chthonianGunslinger> "(that.)"
  453. <Jaspersprite> "It is not that complicated either so i can understand it just fine! :3"
  454. -*- abstersiveTournure Brilliant detective work, brother.
  455. <chthonianGunslinger> "(that makes sense.)"
  456. <abstersiveTournure> "(A little, perhaps, yes.)"
  457. -*- chthonianGunslinger Well, excuse him for not assuming things. The Xbox wasn't an actual box-- more like a rectangle-- and the Dreamcast didn't look anything like the sweet, fluffy dream he'd been promised.
  458. -*- chthonianGunslinger hE MISSES JUST HAVING THE NINTENDO AND THE GENESIS, OKAY?
  459. <chthonianGunslinger> ...haha, well then, i guess the floor is yours!
  460. -*- chthonianGunslinger He'll just.
  461. -*- chthonianGunslinger Smoothly gesture to the purple one.
  462. -*- chthonianGunslinger Act like he didn't make a total blunder here.
  463. -*- chthonianGunslinger Smooth.
  464. -*- abstersiveTournure You can act all you want. No one's fooled.
  465. -*- abstersiveTournure Or at least, your brother's not fooled.
  466. <Jaspersprite> "Okay! :3" He gives the gamecube a determined look for a few moments, almost as though he's trying to will it to play the game in his tentacle, before wisely announcing...
  467. <Jaspersprite> "I forgot how to open it. :0"
  468. -*- abstersiveTournure Game night? More like let's all stare at technology dumbfoundedly night.
  469. -*- chthonianGunslinger When could he ever fool you, brother. He knows better than that, duh. He's talking about Jaspers he--
  470. -*- chthonianGunslinger Ohhhh.
  471. -*- chthonianGunslinger Fuckin'.
  472. <abstersiveTournure> "It looks like the top opens."
  473. -*- abstersiveTournure Helpful.
  474. -*- chthonianGunslinger Corpus Christi.
  475. <Jaspersprite> "Dirk made it look so easy. :<"
  476. <chthonianGunslinger> "right, uh--"
  477. -*- chthonianGunslinger He overs the Gamecube, searching for some kind of button to open this thing. Was it the grey one? Or the purple one?
  478. -*- chthonianGunslinger Agh, shit, just press the grey on-
  479. -*- Jaspersprite DAVE OR JASPERS DOUG OR CARLEY--
  480. -*- chthonianGunslinger SQUEA- SQUEAK SQUEAK SQUEA-
  481. -*- chthonianGunslinger Oops.
  482. -*- chthonianGunslinger Guess that was the power button.
  483. -*- chthonianGunslinger Ha. Hahaha.
  484. -*- abstersiveTournure Hahahahahahahaha--
  485. -*- Jaspersprite *Thump*. Did you hear that? That was the sound of Jaspers leaping into the air and hitting his head against the ceiling in fright.
  486. -*- Jaspersprite It's like a huNDRED MICE IN A BOX
  487. -*- Jaspersprite caN'T HANDLE
  488. <chthonianGunslinger> ey, 'ey! easy jasps! it's just the openin' screen
  489. <chthonianGunslinger> or
  490. <chthonianGunslinger> whatever
  491. -*- chthonianGunslinger You know what didn't have dumb opening screens?
  492. -*- chthonianGunslinger The SNES.
  493. -*- chthonianGunslinger B[
  494. <Jaspersprite> "I-- are you sure? It was so scary! I was scared. Were you scared? 3:"
  495. <chthonianGunslinger> it, uh, could stand to be a little less loud, maybe.
  496. <chthonianGunslinger> but it's alright, jasps, it ain't gonna hurt ya or anythin'
  497. <chthonianGunslinger> y'still got the game?
  498. -*- abstersiveTournure It took more than a few moments to muffle his laughter. Ah, brother dearest -- you never cease to amuse.
  499. <abstersiveTournure> [I miiiiight fall asleep because legitimate exhaustion]
  500. -*- chthonianGunslinger Shut up. You wouldn't know the difference either!
  501. -*- abstersiveTournure He would, actually.
  502. -*- chthonianGunslinger You'd probably try to pry the dumb thing open, you brute.
  503. -*- chthonianGunslinger Oh, really?
  504. -*- chthonianGunslinger What makes you say that?
  505. <Jaspersprite> "I think so too." Siiiigh. Gosh. Right out of the horror movies, that one. "Yes! Yes i have the game here you go dante. This side is extra shiny! :3" The disc is happilly handed over as he takes a moment to calm down.
  506. -*- Jaspersprite /Scary/.
  507. -*- chthonianGunslinger Perfect. He gives the disc a somewhat grim looking glower, before popping it in. Well, here goes nothing. With any hope, it'd be just as good as Big Rigs.
  508. -*- abstersiveTournure The only way it'd make sense looking like that is if the hinge was at the back; therefore, it would open to the front; therefore, logically, the purple button would open the latch, being closer to it.
  509. -*- abstersiveTournure B[
  510. -*- chthonianGunslinger Though. Nothing would ever be as good as Big Rigs.
  511. -*- chthonianGunslinger God, you sperglord. Do you over analyze your breakfast too?
  512. -*- abstersiveTournure When it keeps him from making a fool of himself like you just did, sometimes.
  513. -*- chthonianGunslinger Hell, what am I sayin'? 'Course you do. Spergin' is in your genes.
  514. -*- abstersiveTournure They're your genes too.
  515. -*- chthonianGunslinger ...
  516. -*- chthonianGunslinger hEY THE GAME IS STARTING UP--
  517. <Jaspersprite> [[Oops sorry I popped away because Oblivion]]
  518. <abstersiveTournure> [shh never apologize for Oblivion,,,]
  519. <Jaspersprite> "Doesnt this game look fun? It has got all of the best things! Driving and friendship and birthdays and--"
  520. <Jaspersprite> "And freedom! :3"
  521. <Jaspersprite> "There are twins in it too i thought you would like that. Purr purr."
  522. -*- abstersiveTournure Oh God. Not you too, Jaspers.
  523. -*- chthonianGunslinger ...Ohhhh, would you look at those opening credits. They're just--
  524. -*- chthonianGunslinger Fantastic.
  525. -*- chthonianGunslinger He's trying his best not to snicker here. Trying so ha-
  526. -*- chthonianGunslinger Wait.
  527. -*- chthonianGunslinger What did he just say?
  528. -*- abstersiveTournure Elbow--
  529. <abstersiveTournure> "It certainly sounds like an interesting game."
  530. -*- Jaspersprite ... What? Did he say something not good? 3:
  531. -*- Jaspersprite 38
  532. -*- Jaspersprite COOL CARS. CRUISING.
  533. -*- Jaspersprite DRIVING. DATING. ~*FREEDOM*~.
  534. -*- chthonianGunslinger Ow.
  535. <chthonianGunslinger> "y-yeah! i-it--"
  536. -*- chthonianGunslinger Wheeeze.
  537. <chthonianGunslinger> "d-defintely--"
  538. -*- chthonianGunslinger SNICKER.
  539. <chthonianGunslinger> "does!"
  540. <abstersiveTournure> "(I'm sure you'll beat Dante easily.)"
  541. -*- chthonianGunslinger FUN AND BOYS AND ~FREEDOOOOOM~
  542. -*- chthonianGunslinger Oh, Dave, if only you could see this.
  543. -*- chthonianGunslinger MAJOR DRIIIIIIVAGE, DUUUUUUDE!
  544. -*- chthonianGunslinger He's gonna just.
  545. -*- chthonianGunslinger Die.
  546. -*- chthonianGunslinger Die and be happy forever.
  547. <Jaspersprite> "I thought so too!" Was that directed to Dante? Or to Vergil? That's up for you to decide. He reaches for the controller, awkwardly grasping it in his tentacles. Those eyes are practically sparklin--
  548. <Jaspersprite> "Dante are you okay? 80"
  549. <Jaspersprite> "You do not need to rest and be put to sleep do you? 3:>"
  550. -*- abstersiveTournure You're already dead.
  551. -*- abstersiveTournure And don't act as though you don't appreciate fun and boys and freedom, for whatever reason.
  552. -*- chthonianGunslinger "y-yes!" He barely wheezes out, collapsing into his brother's arm. "w-why--"
  553. -*- chthonianGunslinger Snrrrrrkhahahaaaaaa--
  554. <chthonianGunslinger> "w-why wouldn't i be?"
  555. <chthonianGunslinger> "i've got drivin' n' datin' n' FREEDOM--"
  556. -*- chthonianGunslinger Dude. Dude. He's not gonna make it dude--
  557. -*- chthonianGunslinger This game is lITERALLY HIM--
  558. <Jaspersprite> "Gosh dante you look like you are having a lot of fun! And we have not even started playing see i knew this was a good idea! 83"
  559. -*- abstersiveTournure Hey, hang in there, bro. You've gotta battle a princess tentacle ghost feline in a game of...
  560. -*- abstersiveTournure Mary-o Karte --
  561. -*- Jaspersprite (And ashley! :3)
  562. -*- chthonianGunslinger L-LOOK AT THE TITLE SCREEN. ADVENTURE. BRING IT ON.
  563. -*- chthonianGunslinger bRING IT ON HE CAN'T--
  564. <chthonianGunslinger> "ohhhh jasps, y-you-"
  565. <chthonianGunslinger> "you have no idea"
  566. -*- abstersiveTournure Dante had lost it, it appeared. Vergil rolled his eyes and sighed tolerantly. "(If you don't stop cracking up, he really will beat you.)"
  567. <chthonianGunslinger> "(but dude--)"
  568. <chthonianGunslinger> "(dude--)"
  569. -*- Jaspersprite Look at 'em. Just /beaming/ at pride in his selection of games. That smile could illuminate the abyss, /jesus/. "I think we will like this whole game a lot. Especially when we get to really playing! Purr purr."
  570. <Jaspersprite> "There are three modes see? Adventure bring it on and arcade! :3"
  571. <Jaspersprite> "... I do not know what bring it on is though."
  572. <chthonianGunslinger> "(we haven't even played it yet n' i--)"
  573. -*- chthonianGunslinger Just. The sound effects. The weird ass dancing in the background. ADVENTURE BRING IT ON ARCADE.
  574. <chthonianGunslinger> f-fuck. why not. let's have an aDVENTURE--
  575. -*- chthonianGunslinger An adventure full of MAJOR DRIVAGE--
  576. <Jaspersprite> "Swear."
  577. <Jaspersprite> "But yes yes let us have an adventure i agree this will be the most fun. 83"
  578. <abstersiveTournure> "Swear."
  579. -*- abstersiveTournure Bop.
  580. <Jaspersprite> "Who do you wanna be vergil? Look you can be four people! Mary kate and ashley and."
  581. <Jaspersprite> "... And."
  582. <Jaspersprite> "And two other girls!"
  583. -*- chthonianGunslinger It hurts and he doesn't even care--
  584. -*- Jaspersprite This is gonna be the death of Dante
  585. -*- Jaspersprite The double death
  586. -*- Jaspersprite ofurkill
  587. -*- chthonianGunslinger Just wait until he realizes it's a Mario Party game.
  588. -*- chthonianGunslinger Or that there's a mini-game that is entirely about cupcakes.
  589. -*- abstersiveTournure Oh, there are three controllers.
  590. -*- Jaspersprite But
  591. -*- abstersiveTournure O-okay.
  592. -*- Jaspersprite But that one is my favorite 3:
  593. -*- abstersiveTournure After a moment of deliberation, Vergil selects Ashley. It is not like it actually matters that much.
  594. -*- Jaspersprite ...
  595. -*- chthonianGunslinger What, did you think you were gonna miss out on the fREEDOM?
  596. <Jaspersprite> "I wanted to be ashley. :<"
  597. <Jaspersprite> "She has different hair than the other one vergil there is a difference!"
  598. -*- abstersiveTournure He's happy right where he's at, tha--
  599. -*- abstersiveTournure Oh.
  600. <abstersiveTournure> "Yes, I see that."
  601. -*- chthonianGunslinger HELL NO THIS IS LISCENCE TO DRIVE AND WE'RE HELLCATS ON THE PRRRROWL.
  602. -*- abstersiveTournure Ok. Mary Kate it is. He really still doesn't care that much.
  603. -*- abstersiveTournure He doesn't even like cars that much.
  604. -*- Jaspersprite Yessss. He proceeds to take Ashley all for himself! He is enjoying this game already. "Yes thank you a bunch vergil. :3"
  605. -*- chthonianGunslinger Ohhhhh god, he's.
  606. -*- chthonianGunslinger He's gonna be okay.
  607. -*- abstersiveTournure Besides being dead. That's a pre-existing condition.
  608. -*- chthonianGunslinger After finally shaking out most (most) of his giggles, he just barely manages to pick the redhead. It is so on. GREATEST GAME NIGHT EVER!
  609. -*- chthonianGunslinger Dave you're so missing out right now.
  610. <chthonianGunslinger> "so y'know, i just gotta be the ginger. see, then it won't matter if i win or lose or not."
  611. <chthonianGunslinger> "not like it matters--
  612. -*- chthonianGunslinger Snicker.
  613. <chthonianGunslinger> "she ain't got no soul t'lose anyway!"
  614. <Jaspersprite> "Aw why doesnt she have a soul that is a little sad! 3:" Jaspers idly starts the gam--
  615. -*- Jaspersprite All of the teenagers hold cellphones and look
  616. -*- Jaspersprite Like they're porcelin Jaspers doesn't like it
  617. -*- chthonianGunslinger LOOK AT 'EM.
  618. -*- chthonianGunslinger Just.
  619. -*- chthonianGunslinger Casually holding phones at all times forever.
  620. -*- chthonianGunslinger Liscenses and cellphones practically glued to their hands.
  621. -*- chthonianGunslinger Ohhhh no, he can't. He so can't.
  622. -*- abstersiveTournure Meanwhile, in 2012 --
  623. <Jaspersprite> "Okay okay see now look you have these cars and have to roll a number! And when you roll the number you move around the board and collect friends and coins and make it to the party."
  624. <Jaspersprite> "For your sweet sixteen! :3"
  625. <chthonianGunslinger> "...it's--"
  626. <chthonianGunslinger> "it's mario party?"
  627. -*- chthonianGunslinger It's Mario Party.
  628. <Jaspersprite> "No no it is mary kate and ashley sweet sixteen licensed to drive! :3"
  629. <Jaspersprite> "What is mario party should we play mario party also?"
  630. -*- chthonianGunslinger It's Mario Party with cars and boys and partying and blocky ass graphics--
  631. -*- chthonianGunslinger bro hELP HE IS STARTING TO LOSE IT AGAIN--
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