Omg x.x
My connection ALMOST stopped me from getting this message to you. And there it goes dropping again. -.- I hope this gets sent, because it 10:43 and I'm tired but not really because Imma type my book until this stupid thing gets sent.
Uhm, I've been having strange fantasy that seems to be invading my mind space and taking over my current thoughts...It's difficult. NOT ABOUT YOU o.o It's some kid you would care about.

BRO I MISS YOU
And the way you'd make me laugh. :c And the way you'd make me cry. And all the other things you did to me. Yer like some crazy roller coaster and I'm mad when your mad. And I'm sorry for ever getting pished at you over stupid things. I cried a river, built a bridge and got over it. And I'm sorry if I've ever been stupid, because I know I have been- INTERNET DISCONNECTED?! D;
Waddaheck?! Waiting this sht out -.-
AND I'M SORRY THAT YOU DON'T REMEMBER THE TIMES WE HAD, but I do. I remember how, where and why we met. I remember just about every awkward moment I've shared in your presence. The times when we were idiots and went around doing nothing and talking about nothing at places with nothing. And how we met Dark, and we were all besties. And we almost made DarkBlueDog but then we all forgot. And how we had Purple Sword Fight Training, but that failed because I lost the group. And And the internet's back. :D
But most of all, I'm sorry for keeping you here. I don't wanna speed up or decelerate your departure time, but I just wanna let you know, it'd take me a while to get over it, and I probably need SOMETHING to remember you by, but I'd let you go. I'd let you go if you wanted to go.

There was that- FFFFF CONNECTION GONE. I was about to have a REALLY REALLY great ending to this beautiful heart touching message. But NOW since the connections gone, I guess I'll have to...just type it out and...I guess wait.
Erm...There was that really nice quote, not sure who it was by, [the internet isn't letting me check and see] And it went a little something like this.
"If you really love something, let it go. And if it comes back, it's yours. If it doesn't, it was never meant to be."
But that's a love quote. And that doesn't...entirely work in the way I would please. Because it sux, and I don't love you like THAT. So instead, I have constructed my own 5 seconds in the future as I type. Goes a little something like this.
"If you cherished the John, let him be. And when he doesn't return, you know it was meant to be so."
Because everyone, cherishes the toilet.
Speaking of which, please, someday, pick up my book c: I know I won't be able to get your character entirely right without your guidance, but I'm sure you'll be able to see a little bit of yourself in him...
Oh, I've gone on too long...I was supposed to stop after my quote...
But the internet is still failing. -.- So I'll lighten the mood with some Polka.
-insert polka music here- :D
-insert montage of memorable moments-
The statues at the train station...
The corner of destinies...
That one place where we role played and you fell into a lake and I had to call the ambulance and you were half dead...
The "Your age on Roblox" place...
With the spikes...
"BLUE" "CDOG" -repeat sign-
My old place on cdog363...
Lolidunno...
And the Motel...which was really a hotel because it was cleaner taller and wasn't falling apart like any good motel...
... That 2Katitwotwokati whats her face girl. You know who I'm talking about. 2kati2kati? Gah something with two's and Katies. And she liked you. And you closed the top floor and said we shouldn't delete it. And I always respected you for that where as any other person would delete it, but I hated getting you mad...
And your emo mode... Long long time ago...Those were bad times...
And your Brony phase which you are still crawling out of... c:
AND JOSEPHINIA. Swear on my LIFE she was you. Because she had to be, she has to be and she IS. I will MURDER A FACE. She is! SHE IS SHE IS SHE IS...
And that box we got stuck in after I got BC from you. The one with the one way glass that I used for doors at my old place...
And the elevator...
And that house you built in the sky...
And NOOB ALERT...
And Young and that idiot Asian kid...Youngest of the group...
And dare I bring it up but I must because it's a memory greatly involving you...The one and only mishap causing us all to spiral out of proportion...
Wollay.
And how over the top I was and still am at Dark...
How deadly calm you were...
And how deadly calm I got...
And how Dark went down hill from there but had already been sliding...
My many metaphors...
My aunt is home... 11:15, still no connection.
We've been friends for just about 2 years now. Can we celebrate?
Oh oh, and Wewtwewt mix
And Wewt and derp
And Chupz
Uhm, my many song outburst, Sing it with me
"Sitting in this room playing Russian roulette,
Finger on the trigger to my dear Juliet."
And then you usually...typed in the next part... Dunno if you remember...Happened at a mining place...
And we ALL remember Phynn? Right... And his "brother" eatmahdust...And we know Boogs...And Mathew...
[Speaking of the fool, he showed up at my paintball session with Young a day or two ago and I'm like "M-M-Ma-Ma-Mammamamamamam Mathew?!" And he's like "Hai ._." And I was like No. And he claimed he was there to play paintball when we ALL KNOW he SUX at paintball. And he likes "Just cause I'm not good means I shouldn't play?" Me and Young: Yep]
And ChantheChamp...
And ZaggLoverr...You won't remember her...
And her friend bryson or braydon or something...MEGABRYSON that was it...
And an intern in your rolly chair...
Troledad...
Trolemessiah...
And your daily shpazims... c:
And OOOOooo! Shuffalin'...That's on of my favorites...
Oh and I can't even TRY to forget pepperoni <3 Got me every time...
All the times I crushed yer sorry lil self in gun games...
All the times you crushed me in sword fighting...
[Speaking of such, do you by chance have a PS3?]
Oh and the secret, but we stepped on it right? Threw it into my river and crossed the bridge right? Excellent...
And how I never lie...
And the server nubs we've troled...
And Starfish900...I remember him... c: And his friend, who's name escapes my marvelous mind...
When you went girl form...
The many virtual hugs you hated in our earlier days...
The cone...which has several meanings...
Playing Hunger Games with you when you were obsessed with it...Good times there...
How everyone loved you...
And everyone hated me...
Like that one time, we was at that scripting place...And some guy rapidly and repeated killed me with some script...And I didn't do nuthin...
The poke hand...
Mah boi Telus, who you don't have any memories with...But you met him...He's Canadian...
And I can't stop singing stupid "Lucky -Jason Mraz"... I listened to it for the first time in forever and now it's stuck.
Oh! and how you were a gingerbread man...And I asked to be the oven... c:
And how I failed very hard at obbies so we found it extremely difficult to do 2-4 player obbies with me...
And how you used to treat me like a small child...I liked it... Made me feel like, like someone out there cared...
And how you were fixing that stapler that one time...
And how Missy loves your crotch...And I AM Missy...
And how Missy was...Omg x.x MAXY But I always spelt it Maxie... And then you guys changed it...And we were at that place Block Tycoon and I was like "I dun see how you can be hating from my side of the club." and den we both said "You can't even get it"
and den "Leggo"... ;3
And how I flipped at you at this one personal server over something I can't remember...
And there was this chimney covered in presents and you and Dark made a mini elevator...
And the "inescapable" trap you created...
And the hole Dark got stuck in...
And the many...many...many fights we've had and gotten over... And even more that I got into with Dark...And how I was the stupid one for the longest time...I never got anything...Ever...
and how Japanda tried relentlessly to teach me how to use studio...and then you came along and taught me in like 5 minutes...Good news, I can ACTUALLY use it... c;
And this is the longest message I've sent you...and when you see you have over 20 messages in you inbox, you'll wonder who from...Then you'll see my name on almost everyone of them and you'll think about my stupidity and the strange things I do... c:
But um...Yeah...I think I ran out of memories...
Nope! That kid...SPICYJOSH123 I believe it was...Such a stupid...stupid child...I always end up putting myself into those kinds of situations...But, that's how I met you right? And since it's 11:41 and the internet refuses to return...I'll be sending this as soon as possible...Might...Add a thing or two Probably not. I think I covered everything I wanted to. Went a lot farther than I wanted to...Imma count the memories I listed c: Because I'm a no lifed loser.
I believe there is somewhere around 80. Some have multiple memories...Some aren't memories...at all, just things that lead to memories...But, I'm not asking you to count. Let's just say, we've been friends for a while and there's that question, we can't help but ask...
Why does the universe do this to us?
And I wonder that too, but you know. Life just isn't fair like that. It's a giant game, and no game lacks the cheaters. We're like game pieces, on a giant game board. And without challenges and difficulties, the game would be too easy, and no one would play. Instead there's adventure at every turn, and you can't tell what Life's gonna throw at you next. But Cmon, we were put on the planet to live, and Yolo bro. Another quote I just can't help but put in. Goes a lil something like this.
"Everybody Dies, But Not Everybody Lives" That was on a T-Shirt
And there;s this song that I can't stand, but I love for just on line "Gotta live life til we're dead." even though when yer old and wrinkly you can't go hang gliding...
THAT'S NOT THE POINT All I'm trying to say, is I love you Bro ham. And I need to draw you one more picture before you go. ONE MORE. Oh and, I thought of another memory, the 8 way c: and Saw. AND MOBY <3
And I've drawn you 3 times. without looking I will resite:
1st time you were wearing a cone hat and noob body, it was drawn bloxy like and is in both galleries. And you had bawlz on your face. And I thought of another memory, that time when I dropped into an ultimate pit and Dark tried and tried again got me barely a fifth of the way there, Didn't even crack a smile. And then you speak up, and I can't even keep a straight face and I was back before I could count to 20.
2nd time you were sitting on a nuke, cone hat again, pulled down over black hair, your eyes were blue and you had PA-Trollin shirt on. You had a rainbow in the backround with a mini memorie shrine inside of it. the Corner of destiny was present. OMG WAIT I lied. That was the third time
I drew you again when you quit. It was a drawing of me hugging you even though you hate hugs but that was the point because I hate hugs too but I hug people when the activate this stupid thing inside of me that's not what ever preh-vert-ded thing you are thinking of. And it's just this felling that says wow they awesome hug. I don't hug many people.Anyways, I say anyways a lot and I interrupt for another memory...which I just forgot. Moving on. You was wearing your gray vest with the blue T-shirt underneath and I remember you wearing that for like ever and MEMORY: rainbow outfits c:
And I was hugging you and there was a couple names we had for each other floating around and yeah. Roblox was bum and wouldn't uplaod so I had to post it to imageshack which I hate. It's 12:02. Gonna finish this train of thought and then send this off tomorrow since internet STILL not here.
4th time I drew you, you were a dog c: And Memory: you wanted a army sash but I refused ;3 and Memory: some drawing. You were a cute lil brown and you wore a unicorn hat and had blue eyes I...think.

And I just remembered something very important. I do not know why I am a nob still, but I also never learned what that poem meant. Poetry is this little part of me that I love oh so very much, that's why I'm so metaphorical and it probably annoys the poops outta erry one. But I love poems, and I have never wanted to understand a poem more than the one you once had posted in your blurb. I don't want to start hitting the points I remember because I don't want to highlight the wrong things in a poem I don't know the meaning of. And Memory
I need a double cheese burger and hold the lettuce, don't be frontin son no seeds on the bun we be up in this drive through order for two I've gots a craving for a numbah nine like my shoe we need some chicken up in here, in this hizzle, fo nizzle my dizzle extra salt on the frizzle doctor pepper my brother, another for your mother, double double super size and don't forget the fries. And Memory: you once said something about hydro blasting water or waterever (cwatididthere [memories]) in you blurb [ON] OFF
And I think I just ran out of things to talk about. Gonna copy this into word so I don't lose it if tab crashes, which it probably will.
And I say anyways, a lot you've noticed that over the years haven't you...I am very redundant. c:
I started using that face a lot after you "quit". c: This face reminded me of you. Someone would say derp, and I couldn't help but say wewt. Oh...and I can't stop using this face c: I've become addicted...

~PS before end of message. This is 2,571 words, and it's 5.001 pages long. Not including this out of place PS.~Memory: Super gluing a blanket to my head, even THEN you loved role playing.~

I need an epic ending.
So...

Why are you standing in that corner?
And my little boy said "Because it's my destiny,"
And the rest is history.