Game Show Anon goes to pony prison - Super Mini Short

"Anon here with another episode of SUPER FUN PONY PRISON BANZAI BONANZA"
>Fluttershy, who voluntarily put herself in prison for accidentally killing an innocent bear by feeding him a food he was allergic to, gave the newest prisoner, Anonymous, a strange look
>"Who are you talking to, Anon?"
"Here are your contestants today playing for a shot at seeing Mayaka pantyshots I smuggled into prison inside my asshole!"
>The three ponies in jail for their own special reasons continue to stare at Anon, who is yelling at a concrete wall in the hallway
"First up is FLUTTERSHY! Strike a pose."
>Fluttershy yelps at her name being yelled so loud and hides behind her bangs
"Awww! Now isn't she just somepony you'd want to bukkake?"
>Rainbow Dash, who was in prison serving a short sentence after causing millions of bits of damage in a weather factory for her pet turtle, stares quizically at Anon
>"Bukka-what? Are you alright dude? You are acting nuttier than usual."
"Next up is RAINBOW DASH! Hey Dash, do you mind if we all come inside?"
>Rainbow shrugs her shoulders
>"Come inside where? What?"
"I'll be asking the questions here! And the answer is you and your butt!"
>Anon flips around and does a dramatic pose for the camera
"AND OH MY GOSH! WE SEEM TO HAVE A CELEBRITY IN OUR MIDST!"
>Rarity fluffs her mane and strikes a grand pose
>"I don't know what is going on, but I would never miss a chance to look fabulous in public."
>Rainbow Dash cries out at Rarity playing along
>"Oh puh-lease! Don't tell me you are going nuts too?!"
>Anon grabs Rarity's hoof and throws it up into the air, completely catching Rarity off guard making her lose her cool and collected composure
"So Rarity! How did you exactly end up in prison? Please do tell, the audience is DYING for all of the juicy details!"
>Rarity quickly rips her hoof out of Anon's grasp, brushes her self off with an audible "Hmf~!", and then goes back into a pose for the concrete wall
>"Well you see darlings, I had been wearing last year's fashion trends without even realizing it. I had been seen by an entire town in such unfabulous attire! I simply could not let this crime to the most basic of common fashion sense go unpunished, so I requested Celestia lock me up for a suitable amount of time."
>Anon zooms in on her face with his face
"Soooooooo, how long were you sentenced?"
>Rarity wipes a tear from her eye and replies while holding herself back from sobbing
>"W-Well I have been in here since this morning and I am not scheduled to get out until later on this evening."
"HOW TERRIBLE! OH NO!!!"
>"I know! I can not believe some ponies can choose to live like this!"
>Rainbow Dash says in a very matter of fact tone
>"They don't get to choose. Or SOME OF US don't!"
>Anon goes back to yelling at the concrete wall
"THERE YOU HAVE IT LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! RARITY IN THE FLESH!"
>Anon picks up a plunger from a janitor cart that was lying around
"SO! Now for our game today! Are you ready for it?!"
>Anon puts his hand up to his ear and goes silent
>All three of the ponies just sit there and wait for Anon to unpause
>Anon starts yelling
"THAT IS GRRREAT!"
>Anon quickly twists towards Fluttershy, who recoils in fear of the unnatural movement directed towards her
"SO FLUTTERSHY!"
>Fluttershy hides her face and backs up against the wall
>"Y-Yes?..."
"Are you excited for today's challenge?"
>Fluttershy just sits silently trembling
"Well today, your duty is to take this plunger, go into the men's shower, and attempt to shove it up a prisoner's butt without them noticing! The rules are simple, no shoving the plunger up your own butt, no disguising yourself as a male, and no telling the men your objective. You ready?"
>Fluttershy shakes her head
>"N-No?.."
"GOOD! THEN LET'S GO! BANZAI ON!"
>Anon grabs Fluttershy, puts the plunger in her hoof, and pushes her towards the bathroom
>He then jumps into a laundry bin, disguising himself under the clothes, and holds up a brick to his eye
"The challenge has started. Just remember, the whole world is watching."
>"T-The whole world?!"
>Fluttershy nearly faints at the thought of all of Equestria watching her
>"Calm down Fluttershy, nobody is watching. Anon is just being stupid."
>Anon just keeps watching through the brick
"How intelligent, it seems that the contestants have already learned that they can help each other through these challenges. Though they better watch out how much they help one another, only one can win the prize."
>Rarity hugs Fluttershy and says to her
>"It is alright Fluttershy, we don't care about any prizes. We will help you win."
>Fluttershy cries softly
>"But I don't want the prize..."
>Rainbow Dash comes to a sudden realization and says promptly
>"Wait! If this is a competition for a prize with only one winner, that means if Fluttershy wins, I lose!"
>Rainbow Dash flies off in a hurry towards Fluttershy's goal upon realizing this
>In the distance she yells
>"Sorry Fluttershy, but I can't let you win! I am too awesome to ever lose!"
"Well, it seems that our blue contestant has left to likely sabotage poor little Fluttershy, speeding off in a dash!"
>The Janitor, whose cart Anon borrowed and was sitting in the corner reading a magazine, keeps looking at his magazine but shows his disgust openly
>"Even Scruffy knows that was a bad joke."
>Anon gives him the evil eye for a second before going back to holding the brick to his eye, now directed at Fluttershy
"The longer you wait, the longer contestant number 2 has to sabotage the area surrounding your goal. Better get on it as soon as you can!"
>Fluttershy looks around nervously for a second before she looks back over at Anon
>"Can I choose to give up?"
>Anon throws one of his spare bricks at Fluttershy's head
"NOW LET'S GET THIS SHOW ON THE ROAD! BANZAI BLAST!"
>Fluttershy writhes on the ground, holding her head where the brick hit
>Rarity helps her up and gives her a hug
>"Come Fluttershy, wouldn't want that brutish Rainbow Dash to win YOUR prize."
>Fluttershy walks while holding onto Rarity
>"I think my head is bleeding."
>...
>Meanwhile Dash is off outside of the men's shower room talking to a group of mean looking stallions
>"Okay then, so we have our game plan then. You dudes take the plunger away and shove it up Fluttershy's butt. Then she will be disqualified and I will get my turn to win this challenge."
>One of the stallions raises his hand
>"But what if she doesn't have the plunger on her?"
>Dash just waves him off
>"Then find another one to shove up her butt, it doesn't really matter. So are we ready or are there any more stupid questions?"
>Another one of the stallions raises his hand
>"Yes?"
>"Well two things, why do you want to win a made up game and shouldn't you be helping Fluttershy as the element of loyalty?"
>Dash just whacks him upside the head
>"I was being sarcastic. Keep your dumb questions to yourself. Now find a place to hide, Fluttershy is likely not too far away by now."
>...
>"I really don't want to do this. Please just let me go back to my cell."
>Anon just continues to silently follow her, scooting his clothes cart behind her using a hole he made in the bottom for one of his legs
>Rarity just pats her on the shoulder
>"Oh Anon is just trying to be a good friend and share some of his culture with us. The least we can do is humor him. What is the worst that could happen?"
>As the three approach the men's shower room, Anon starts whispering again
"And it seems that our first contestant has successfully located the shower room without a problem. The hard part will be getting inside without being caught."
>Fluttershy just sits there, not wanting to enter a room with a bunch of stallions washing up
>Rarity notices Fluttershy's hesitation to enter and reassures her
>"Don't worry darling. I always keep an extra one of these handy in case I want to trick a gay stallion into coming home with me."
>Rarity pulls out a fake mustache and puts it on Fluttershy
>"See! Now nopony will know."
>Fluttershy just sighs and starts slowing walking towards the shower room
>"OH WAIT!"
>Rarity grabs a pair of shorts from the clothes bin Anon was hiding in and puts it on Fluttershy
>"There we go! That was close. With your... *ahem*... "delicate area" on display, they would have found out in an instant."
>Fluttershy immediately sits down and starts trembling again, as she almost got caught before even starting
>Rarity puts on a fake mustache of her own and starts pushing Fluttershy into the shower room
>"Come darling! Destiny awaits!"
>Upon entering, there are several stallions waiting at the door
>"So when is this FlusterShy coming? Dash didn't give us any exact details of her time."
>Another stallion responds
>"Well she gave us a description. Pink hair, yellow fur, a butterfly cutie mark, likely holding a plunger and traveling with another mare with purple hair, diamonds for a cutie mark, and white fur."
>The first stallion points at Fluttershy and Rarity
>"You mean kinda like them?"
>The second stallion analyzes the two ponies for a second, who are still moving slowly towards the shower area, before smacking the first stallion upside the head
>"No! Of course not like them! Those are stallions, can't you tell by their mustaches?! Also, they have shorts, not exposed cutie marks! Are you stupid?"
>He then points towards Anon, still slowly following the two
>"And I think Dash would have mentioned a giant sentient clothes cart following them!"
>The first stallion just hangs his head in shame
>"I'm sorry Frankfurt, I guess I was being pretty dumb."
>As the two continue to talk, Fluttershy and Rarity continue on inside of the shower area, where there are a lot of very rugged stallions taking... well what do you think? Obviously showers!
>"Hubba Hubba!~"
>Rarity can't contain herself at all of this exposed stallion
>Sure stallions are normally exposed, but by their sexiness is amplified 100x when they are doing something considered private
>Fluttershy reassures herself and continues looking down at the plunger, too nervous to even attempt to take in all of the eye candy being presented to her
>"So all I have to do is put this in somepony's... b-butt... and I can go back to my cell."
>Anon is sitting there wagging his butt back and forth in the clothes basket while humming a tune
>All of the sudden a blue pegasus stallion with a seriously rugged mustache, wearing a pair of bathing shorts, comes up to Fluttershy and Rarity
>"Hey, what's up dudes? What's up with that plunger and humming clothes bin?"
>Rarity immediately sees what is up, but attempts to stay quiet, deciding to push Fluttershy along
>"Uhhh... Hey Flutterrick.. Shouldn't you get going with that... thing?"
>Fluttershy just looks down at the plunger and slowly walks forwards sadly
>"I guess I should... It's not like I have a choice."
>The blue stallion holds up Fluttershy, though
>"Don't you know? No shorts in the shower. Off with them!"
>Rarity pushes the stallion aside
>"Come on Flutterrick. Do it quickly, I will stay here and have a nice conversation with this kind young stallion for why you need to keep your shorts on."
>The stallion just keeps attempting to pull off Fluttershy's shorts
>"I said NO SHORTS IN THE SHOWER!"
>Rarity just starts to push him back with much force
>"And I said THERE IS A GOOD REASON HE NEEDS TO WEAR THEM!"
>The two start grappling each other
>Anon seems more interested in this turn of events than ever
"It seems that Fluttershy is in danger of being found out by one of the other contestants. It depends on how long Rarity can hold off Dash. Fluttershy better get a move on if she wants to avoid being exposed!"
>Obviously everypony could hear Anon speaking
>"I KNEW IT! HEY YOU LUGHEADS! GET IN HERE!"
>Dash screams while pulling down Rarity's shorts to reveal her cutie mark and mare parts
>Rarity does the same and Fluttershy's falls down just due to bad luck meets good timing
>All of the stallions in the shower room immediately cover themselves and some start to scream
>"PERVERTS! CALL THE GUARDS! WE HAVE PEEPERS!"
>"OH MY GOSH! MARES ARE SO GROSS!"
>"GET OUT PERVS!"
>"KYAAAH~"
>The stallions are in an uproar, throwing bathing supplies at the mares
>Rarity starts basking in the sight of all of the stallions seeing her in shame
>"Oh my~! Yes! Look at me more! I have been so naughty!"
>Meanwhile Fluttershy tries to make a run for it, but is stopped by the two stallions from earlier
>"I guess you were right, this wasn't a stallion, just a really ugly mustached mare!"
>Fluttershy's mustache falls off as she starts to attempt to escape their grasp
>"Oh! Nope. Looks like the mustache was fake all along. Who woulda guessed?"
>Meanwhile Anon is getting every single piece of this amazing dramatic footage on brick
"Uh oh! Looks like they got found out! Can Fluttershy still complete her task without slipping up even worse?"
>Rainbow Dash starts cheering, even as a few bars of soap hit her
>"YES! Looks like I am gonna win this now!"
>The stallions that have Fluttershy grab the plunger from Fluttershy
>"Sorry ma'am, but we gotta do this. We're getting paid mint flavored gum, can't pass up on an offer that good."
>Fluttershy starts to cry as she resigns herself to her fate
>"P-Please don't make it hurt..."
>She pleads
>"No can do missy. It'll likely hurt a lot."
>The stallion gives it to her straight as he forcibly lifts up her butt and positions the plunger's handle
>Anon is getting ready for all of the glorious footage of Fluttershy getting her ponut penetrated when suddenly
>"STOOOOOOOOP!!!"
>Every pony completely stops what they were doing and goes silent
>They all look at the entrance to the bathhouse and see a purple alicorn standing there, absolutely livid
>"WHAT IN CELESTIA'S NAME ARE YOU DOING TO MY FRIENDS?!"
>Every pony stays silent for a few seconds, until one of the two stallions Dash hired speaks
>"We were gonna put a plunger up her butt."
>Twilight just yells
>"WHY?!"
>He then points at Rainbow Dash
>"'Cuz she told us to."
>Rainbow Dash sees Twilight look at her in disbelief, then starts blushing and scratches the back of her head
>"Well, yeah... But it's Fluttershy's fault!"
>Twilight then looks down to Fluttershy, who is bawling her eyes out, then looks back up at Dash with an even angrier gaze than before
>"Wait! Just hear me out!"
>Twilight continues to give her a deathglare
>"Well you see, Anon was hosting a competition where Fluttershy had to come into the men's shower room and shove a plunger up one of their butts. I didn't want her to beat me so I told the stallions down there to put a plunger up her butt to get her disqualified from the competition. So you see, it is actually Fluttershy's fault for trying to beat me."
>Twilight has a complete look of disbelief on her face, with her mouth wide open and eye twitching
>...
>"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!"
>Fluttershy lets out a screech as the stallion inserts the plunger in her butt
>The stallion drops her tail and looks up at Dash
>"So do we get our gum now?"
>Twilight's horn starts to glow and all of the cleaning utensils around the room start glowing with her aura's color
>She is audibly growling in a very vicious manner
>Anon jumps out of the clothes basket with the brick in hand, running up to the stallion who penetrated Fluttershy's butt
"CONGRATULATIONS! YOU'VE WON!"
>"W-What?"
>The stallion is both confused by your sudden appearance and your comment
>Twilight seems to be holding her fire for a moment to see how this plays out
"And with that, you get our grand prize of panty shots!"
>"Panty shots?"
>Anon pulls down his pants, sits over the bathroom floor, and shits all over the place
>"OH MY CELESTIA!"
>The stallion stands in horror as this event unfolds
>Rarity vomits in the background while Anon digs around his pile of poop
>"W-WHAT IS HE DOING?!"
>Twilight is even more astonished and horrified than anypony else
>Rainbow Dash realizes exactly what and just gives a huge frown and replies
>"He is searching for the prize..."
>"THE PRIZE IS IN THERE?!"
>As Twilight yells that, the stallion starts to cringe and cry out
>"I-I don't wanna win no prize. You can keep it to yourself."
>Anon finds what he was looking for and pulls out a shit covered photo of a Japanese idol's underskirt panty shot
"Congratulations on winning this year's SUPER FUN PONY PRISON BANZAI BONANZA!"
>Anon holds the shit covered photo up to the stallion's face
>"No!! Save me Frankfurt!"
>The stallion's companion is no longer there
>Anon just continues to hold the prize closer and closer to the stallion's face, before the stallion attempts to turn around and run away
>As he turns, he sees and smiling Twilight blocking the entrance with a wall of cleaning supplies
>"I really do think you should accept Anon's prize. You won it fair and square, after all."
>Twilight says in a malevolent voice, obviously enjoying the stallions unhappiness to this situation
>"B-But I don't wanna!"
>Twilight just smiles
>"Well you aren't getting out of here until you get what you've earned."
>The stallion slowly starts to turn back to a super happy smiling Anon
>He then backs away much faster than Anon comes forwards
>"KEEP THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!"
>The stallion looks back at Twilight, pleading with his eyes to let him through the entrance
"BANZAI BLAST!"
>"Huh?"
>*SLAP*
>The stallion has something sticky and smelly sticking to his cheek
>It was the photo
>"Oh... My... AAAAAAHHHHHH!"
>The stallion starts rushing around and screaming as the photo is stuck to his fur by Anon's shit
"Next time I will be hosting THE PRICE IS FUCKING WRONG YOU IDIOTS! See you then!"
>The scene ends with all of the ponies laughing, except for a sobbing Fluttershy, as the stallion keeps running around, desperately rubbing his face on anything and everything while trying to get the picture off his face


THE END