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- >Go to alley way
- >see a bunch of fluffy ponies
- >All searching for food
- >Walk up to a green unicorn
- >"Get 'way frem fwuffy, munster!"
- >Feel like helping one today
- "I have a lot of spaghetti at home!"
- >"Sketties? Me wunt sketties!"
- >Not very smart, even for fluffy
- >Take him home with you
- >Show him the spaghetti
- >He gets excited and runs toward the food
- "Look out!"
- >Turns to see what I was yelling at
- >Fluffy crahses into cabinets
- >Pots and pans fall all over him
- >Go to pick him up
- >"Owie. Why weggies huwt?"
- >Look at legs
- >Completley disfigured
- >Oh god, this is unfixable
- >Have to put fluffy out of its misery
- >Think what would be quick and painless
- >"Owie! Fwuffy huwt weely bad!"
- >Fluffy is in so much pain
- >Decide to go with the old fashioned way
- >Dump fluffy in tub
- >"We pway?"
- "Yeah... We play" you say sadly.
- >Fluffy submerged
- >Fluffy drowns.
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