That's the way I want it

"Kamui." A certain chubby redhead snapped at her husband.

"Yes?"

"Why is your head on my lap?"

"Because I'm tired."

Luna grunted as she tried to push Kamui off of her. "Then go upstairs to rest. I'm busy."

"Don't wanna..." Kamui pouted.

"I am going to count to three, and if you're not off me by then, I'm going to kick you out. One." Luna glared at Kamui, who gulped.

"L-Lu, please..."

"Two."

"Can't you show mercy just this once?"

"THREE!" Kamui quickly removed his head from his wife's lap and flopped onto the other end of the couch. Luna snorted as she stood up and headed out the door.

"Luna, where are you going?" Kamui asked.

"Out."

"Out where?"

"Out with my fucking friends!" Luna hurled a peppermint candy at her husband's face and stormed out the door. Kamui sighed as he got up and headed into the kitchen.

4 hours later...

Luna was in the bedroom, looking at her nude, plump body in the mirror. She placed her hands over her pudgy tummy and squeezed it. "Hmm... Would that idiot like me better if I was like that skinny blonde bitch?" The redhead mused to herself, placing a hand on her round ass and groping it. "I'd bet he'd miss this if I exercised more..." She then slid her hand underneath her rear and began to finger her pussy, letting out a moan. "And... I'd definitely miss his cock plowing into me..." Luna grunted out as she thrust her fingers in deep her womanhood, her belly jiggling.

Meanwhile, Kamui was heading upstairs, hoping that Luna wasn't in their bedroom. "I just hope she's still out with her friends. I just want to get dinner ready before she comes back..." He then stopped at the slightly open door and slowly moved towards it, taking a peep through the crack. 'Oh, crap, it's her! Why is she home so early?! Wait, what's she saying?' He thought as he began to listen closely to Luna speaking out her thoughts while watching her masturbate.

"Ugh... I don't want to believe it, but maybe the blue-haired bitch is right..." Luna rubbed one of her breasts, feeling her fingers sink into her soft flesh as she fondled it. "Maybe I am hard on Kamui... After all, he does love me. Even though most men would probably leave or cheat on someone like me, whenever I lose my temper... Hnngh!" She gasped out, as she pulled out her juice-covered fingers from her pussy. "It's probably all my fault for being so mean to him."

"WHOA!" a loud thump could be heard as the door swung open.

"What?! K-Kamui?! What the fuck?!" Luna turned around to see her husband on the floor, groaning. "Oh, shit, are you all right?" She ran to help him up.

"Owowowow... I'm fine..." Kamui moaned. "I'm just being stupid old Kamui again..." He sighed, rubbing his nose.

"Kamui, listen-" Luna started to speak, but Kamui cut her off.

"No, it's all right. You're thinking that it's all your fault for being stuck with an idiot like me. Well, it's not. It's mine. I'm sorry." He sighed deeply. "I'm the one holding you back from being with some lucky, handsome guy."

"You're wrong-"

"You don't have to make me feel better. I know I'm not the ideal husband you wanted. I guess I should just leave before things get worse." Kamui sighed as he brushed himself off and headed towards the door.

"Now wait just a damn minute!" Luna tackled Kamui, sending him to the floor. "Like hell you're leaving me! You stupid idiot! Whoever said you're holding me back?! If I hated you, I'd say so!" The voluptuous redhead snapped. "Honestly, you're so wishy-washy, I wonder how you even survived without me!"

"Luna..."

"Dammit, Kamui, I-I love you! And nothing's going to ever change that! Do you hear me?!" Luna pulled Kamui into an embrace, pressing him against her nude form.

"Woonaah, I canh't breethe..." Kamui's muffled cry could be heard from his wife's ample cleavage.

"Just shut up and let me hug you, you idiot." Luna snapped and the couple stayed in their embrace for a few minutes, until Luna realized something.

"Kamui?"

"Y-Yes?" Kamui let out a breath, finally being released from his wife's hug.

"Did you spy on me masturbating?"

"I-I'm sorry! I couldn't help it!"

"You idiot." Luna smiled widely at him. "You know what this means, don't you?"

"...Can't I just get dinner ready first?"

"Nope." Luna grinned at her husband, and then slammed the door closed. Soon, sounds of wild love-making ensued, Kamui's cries of pain were mixed with Luna's screams of lust and pleasure, along with her cursing. All was right with the world, and the redhead wouldn't have it any other way.