Nemurinland Drama CD v4 (with everything)

MGRP NEMURINLAND TRANSCRIPT/TRANSLATION

http://www.bilibili.com/video/av6432938/

The following transcript was taken from the abovementioned site, translated from CN to EN.

Tracks 2-18 are the meat of the events and they’re first up.

Track 1 is a promo CM. (at the back of the doc)
Track 19 is a (fake) next episode preview. (also at the back of the doc)
Track 20 is cast commentary from the seiyuu. (done)

TL-kun will have access to all this and more for his project.

You can annoy me at thismachinetranslatesoverlord@gmail.com if you have any corrections you want to suggest.

Thanks to JuliusKabal for helping with mahjong terms.

Track 2 (02:12)

Beautiful Calamity Mary: Are you alright, Nemurin? Come, I've made porridge for you.

Nemurin: Thank you, Beautiful Mary...

Beautiful Calamity Mary: I made it with less miso so it would be blander and go down more easily, and I added extra bonito flakes as well.

Nemurin: What a beautiful heart you have... that's Beautiful Mary for you...

This porridge is delicious...

Beautiful Calamity Mary: Pull yourself together, Nemurin.

If you go down now, this dreamworld will be in a lot of trouble.

Nemurin: Thanks for all your hard work...

Beautiful Calamity Mary: We agreed we wouldn't bring it up, right?

Nemurin: This wouldn't have happened if I had all my Nemurin Antennae...

Beautiful Calamity Mary: You mean the fluffy things at the tips of your hair?

To think you'd end up so weak with just one of them missing...

Nemurin: That antenna was filled with hope...

Beautiful Calamity Mary: Are different antennae filled with different things?

Nemurin: Mm... some are filled with love, some are filled with friendship, some are filled with courage...

All of them are important things. But I get so tired with just one of them missing...

Beautiful Calamity Mary: But you look sleepy all the time.

Nemurin: That's because I'm lazy...

Now I can't even move even if I didn't want to be lazy...

Without hope, I'm little more than an observer now...

All I can do is watch others' dreams...

Beautiful Calamity Mary: Come now, have your porridge.

I've got some warm milk pudding for you too, so it's easier on your stomach.

Nemurin: So beautiful...

Track 3 (04:34)

Shadow Gale: My Lady, are you done cooking yet?

Ideal Pfle: Well, do wait a while longer.

Shadow Gale: That smells delicious.

It sounds good, too.

Ideal Pfle: Now now, don't be content with just hearing and smelling it.

Didn't you say you wanted to critique my fried rice?

Shadow Gale: That does sound quite familiar...

There's a table and chairs, the fried rice is steaming and I'm hungry...

Ideal Pfle: Eating fried rice is the only situation that could arise from this.

Shadow Gale: Still, isn't it strange that I'd still feel hungry even after transforming into a Magical Girl? That's quite odd, don't you think?

More to the point, why am I transformed into a Magical Girl?

Ideal Pfle: Obsessing over details and missing the forest for the trees is a bad habit of yours, Mamori.

In other words, don't sweat the small stuff.

There's some freshly-made fried rice here.

That's the most important thing.

Shadow Gale: Also, I'm quite bothered by the scenery. How is it that there is a table right here in a grassy plain where I can see all the way to the horizon? It all seems very unnatural to me.

Ideal Pfle: Is a wide open view not a good thing?

Shadow Gale: My Lady, I trust this isn't a prank of some sort that you've been setting up?

Besides, since when could you cook, my Lady?

Ideal Pfle: It's hardly impossible.

I learned to cook from others.

I'm also quite confident in my tongue. It isn't just a matter of speaking, but of good taste.

Shadow Gale: Well, skills aside...

Doesn't your personality make that impossible?

I can't believe you would actually move your body to do anything for somebody else, my Lady.

Ideal Pfle: This is only cooking. There's hardly a need to exaggerate things to that extent.

I simply wished to make fried rice for you, Mamori.

After that, I wanted to hear your feedback.

Shadow Gale: ...You haven't put anything weird inside it, have you?

Salt made from your sweat so I'd eat it, that sort of thing...

Ideal Pfle: The ingredients are all from the house kitchen. There's nothing strange about them.

Shadow Gale: Even if you say that, my Lady...

Ideal Pfle: I'm hurt, Mamori.

I've already sworn an oath to myself: I will not harm you again.

More importantly, you should eat the fried rice before it gets cold.

Shadow Gale: It looks like delicious fried rice...

Ah, who cares!

It's delicious!

It's really good!

Ideal Pfle: There's a lot left over. You can eat to your heart's content.

Shadow Gale: I don't want to admit it, but it tastes great!

The rice is well-separated and isn't oily.

The sauce and seafood are well-combined.

Ideal Pfle: That's wonderful. I'm glad you're enjoying it, Mamori.

Shadow Gale: It IS good, and I AM happy to eat it... but what's with you, my Lady?

Usually, you're a mean-spirited tyrant who views others as trash. You're wilful, selfish and trample others underfoot. One could call you an exemplar of human refuse. But now, you seem like a completely different person.

Ideal Pfle: I do not deny that I was like that once.

But people do not remain static forever.

I have turned over a new leaf, and I will not bully you anymore, Mamori.

Shadow Gale: Those earnest eyes are completely different from the cloudy, rotted-fish eyes you usually have.

My Lady, are you serious about this?

Ideal Pfle: Oh yes. I’m very serious.

I"m sorry for giving you a hard time all this while, Mamori.

Shadow Gale: My Lady! I never thought this day would come!

I'd given up on you 10 years ago!

Ideal Pfle: There is nothing to cry about.

The tears will make the fried rice saltier, you know.

Track 4 (03:12)

Marika: I've been to botanical gardens before for work,

But this is the first time I've done so as a Magical Girl.

This one's neglected, overgrown with weeds, and there aren't any visitors around.

A pretty lifeless place, if you ask me.

However, I can smell someone strong here. It’s practically overwhelming.

Don't tell me they were waiting here to welcome me, the Magical Girl Fukuroi Marika?

Alright, this looks like it's going to be fun!

I hope they won't pull boring stuff like imprisonment or mental attacks and whatnot,

Because beating the crap out of each other is WAY more fun.

Oh? Is that an enemy?

Oi! Stop hiding over there and come on out!

Ideal Marika: Greetings.

Marika: Huh? Me?

Ideal Marika: I... I am also Fukuroi Marika.

I have surpassed you, the original, and I am an idealized version of yourself.

Marika: Whoa, this is awesome, you're just like me!

The flower on your head, your clothes, your face, all of them are just like me, Fukuroi Marika!

Ideal Marika: The similarity is not merely superficial.

In terms of physical abilities, mental strength, intelligence, magical power, endurance, determination,

I am superior to you in all these respects.

The victor in any combat between us will be readily apparent.

I am the most suitable to-

Marika: SOLAR CANNON!

Ideal Marika: A surprise attack - how despicable.

You will never be first-rate with such a mentality.

Your lack of professional courtesy,

Leads to the fact that people speak of you as a rogue and a distasteful person behind your back.

Marika: Hoooh~ You managed to dodge that! So you're ready for battle even while you're talking! Nice!

And those are some nice moves you've got! It's just like looking at myself!

Ideal Marika: Like I was saying, I am superior to you. Were you even listening?

I am so strong that I can toy with you for as long as I please.

If you believe you can defeat me, then do come at me a hundred or two hundred times, as often as you like.

Marika: Once will be enough! I've always wanted to fight myself!

Am I stronger than myself? Let's find out!

Ideal Marika: It seems you have not been listening to me at all. Forget it, then.

There are other ways of communication than a simple dialogue.

All you need to do is select your favorite method.

I will respond in kind.

Marika: DENDROBIUM!

Ideal Marika: Blazing Gerbera!

Marika: You're strong! So strong! Ahahahahahahahaha!

Ideal Marika: This power...

Impossible! I am a superior entity, based on Fukuroi Marika!

Marika: That's me for you! How far can you go? How far can I go?

Hahahahahahahaha!

Track 5 (02:12)
Rain Pou: I didn't expect to meet such a strong enemy at school.

I've been too careless as the Magical Girl Rain Pou!

This is-?!

A black... lifeform?

What's with this guy, it's not a regular living being...

Dammit!

It's really strong! What the hell, my rainbows aren't working!

This is bad, I'm done for!

Ideal Postarie: Wait wait wait!

Introducing the Magical Girl Postarie!

Eat this! SUPER POSTARIE KICK!

Kaori-chan, are you alright?

Rain Pou: You... you're Tacchan.

Ideal Postarie: Thank god I made it here in time.

After taking my Super Postarie Kick head on, he won't be getting up for at least three days!

Rain Pou: Is, is that so...

Say, Tacchan, what's with that character of yours?

Ideal Postarie: In order to become strong enough to partner up with the Magical Girl Rain Pou without disgracing her,

I went to the innermost depths of China and learned the secrets of Chinese kung fu from the sages!

Rain Pou: Somehow, sages and martial arts don't quite seem to line up...

Ideal Postarie: After that, I went to America and learned communication skills from NASA!

Rain Pou: It sounds like you went on something like a seminar to alter your personality...

Ideal Postarie: And so I became a Magical Girl who qualifies to be your partner and won't make you embarrassed, Kaori-chan!

Oh, there’s more of them? Then taste my SUPER POSTARIE KICK!

ULTRA POSTARIE PUNCH!

HIGH TENSION POSTARIE BEAM!

Rain Pou: Is this Chinese kung fu? It doesn't look like what I've seen in movies or anime...

(Background: DYNAMITE POSTARIE BOMB! POSTARIE MICRO BLACK HOLE! ULTIMATE POSTARIE BIG BANG!)

Still, it looks awesome!

Should I go learn Chinese kung fu too...?

Track 06 (04:35)
Detick Bell: This window frame is gilded with silver.

The ebony table and the cups on it have a fair bit of age to them.

The ceiling is done in the style of Sensai-ji, while the piled carpet's fibers are long enough to cover the ankles, and they're very finely woven.

The whole place feels very upper-crust, and I can feel its unique flavor and long history.

There's no better kind of inn for something to happen here.

This might be the chance for the Magical Girl Detective, Detick Bell to show her stuff.

...However, if nothing happens, there's not much I can do now, is there?

Still, they say famous detectives attract incidents to them.

Er - why am I even here, anyway?

That's it! All I need to do is use my Magical Skill to ask the building!

Why am I here? Where is this place?

[smch]

Huh? Nothing happened. How strange.

Lapis: Heya~ Bellsie, ya ready?

Detick Bell: Lazuline? What are you doing here?

Lapis: That's 'cos ya called me over, Bellsie!

Detick Bell: I... did?

Lapis: Everyone's waitin' for ya! "Hasn't the famous sleuth Bellsie arrived yet?" and all.

Detick Bell: Waiting? Sleuth?

Lapis: What's wrong? You seriously forgot?

Detick Bell: Erm. Sorry. For some reason my memory's a bit hazy...

Lapis: What'll I do with ya? Alright, then, I'll tell ya. Listen close, okay?

Detick Bell: Oh-okay. Please do.

Lapis: The famous detective Bellsie's at this hotel to solve a mysterious murder!

And I'm the famous detective's famous assistant, Lapis Lazuline!

Detick Bell: Eh? What's that?

Lapis: The suspects are all gathered in the next room!

All ya need to do is make some deductions and crack the case!

Detick Bell: Hah?! Sorry, this doesn't quite make sense.

Lapis: Doesn't matter if you say that now, everyone's waiting~

Ah, I wonder if everyone's a bit too anxious from waiting. They're all the nervous types...

Detick Bell: Everyone's nervous? How many suspects are there?

Lapis: There's three, including me.

Detick Bell: Eh? Lazuline, you're a suspect too?!

Ideal Lapis: You're too slow, Bellsie!

Detick Bell: Eh... ehhhhh?! Two Lazulines?!

Ideal Detick Bell: Why don't you give us your reasoning for this?

Detick Bell: I... There's another me as well!

Lapis: Alright, quiet down everyone. Bellsie's going to begin solving the case now.

Detick Bell: This must be a dream. This sort of thing can't happen in reality.

Lapis: Ah, this IS a dream, but it's not a regular dream.

It feels like a dream, but something's not quite right...

Detick Bell: Is it a dream or not?! Which is it?!

Lapis: So, which of us is the culprit, hm?

Hm... this is pretty hard.

Ideal Lapis: I have no idea~

Ideal Detick Bell: A moment please. Are you sure there are only three suspects?

Lapis: What do you thinking, Bellsie Mk 2?

Ideal Detick Bell: There is also a chance that the detective himself is the culprit.

One cannot rule out that possibility even if the story unfolds from the detective's point of view in first-person.

Indeed... it must be some sort of narrative trick!

Ideal Lapis: Ohhhh! So that kind of thing can happen too!

So that means Bellsie Mk 1 isn't a safe person either!

Ideal Detick Bell: Naturally, the culprit might also be someone who is not present at all.

All the suspects might be the culprits. THe reader might be the culprit. God might have been the culprit.

It might have even been a complete coincidence and nobody was to blame at all.

Ideal Lapis: THat's Bellsie Mk2 for you! You put so much thought into this!

Frankly speaking, it's all so complicated that I have no idea what you're saying!

Detick Bell: Then... let's leave this to Bellsie Mk 2. I'll be heading back. Is that alright?

I have no idea what's going on, but-

Ideal Lapis: You can't! After all, you're one of the suspects too, Bellsie Mk 1!

Ideal Detick Bell: In fact, one could say that you are the most likely suspect given that you are the most eager to leave the scene.

Ideal Lapis: No way! Bellsie's the culprit?!

Detick Bell: Someone save me~!

Track 7 (01:41)
Snow White: Where... is this place?

I should have been chasing the Magical Girl behind the Pure Elements.

Was this the result of some magic attack?

...Doesn't feel like it.

There's nothing here. There's nobody here.

Fal... isn't here either.

A featureless plain before me...

And nothing else.

It doesn't feel real either.

I've clearly never been here before, but for some reason it feels very familiar.

But I can hear someone's heart in distress.

My Magical Skill... the ability to hear the voices of people in distress... is currently active.

I was probably drawn here by that sound.

No, I was brought here.

In any case, I won't learn anything if I don't take any action.

I'll head towards the direction where that voice of distress is loudest.

Where it is strongest... towards the person whose distress is greater than anyone else's.

It feels strangely... nostalgic.

Feels like I've heard this voice before...

Let's head over there and see.

Track 08 (03:14)
Ideal Snow White: What's wrong, La Pucelle?

La Pucelle: Oh... Snow White.

No, it's fine. I just spaced out for a while there.

By the way, what was I doing just now?

Ideal Snow White: You were helping people and fighting the enemy.

La Pucelle: The enemy... what kind of enemy was it?

Ideal Snow White: The enemy... was the enemy. As for how they looked...

La Pucelle: Look out, Snow White!

There's more of them, and they keep coming! Snow White, stay near me!

Ideal Snow White: Sou-chan, behind you!

La Pucelle: It's fine, I expected them to attack from there.

Ideal Snow White: So strong! You're amazing! You're so cool, Sou-chan!

La Pucelle: Well... you don't really need to praise me for beating enemies like that...

More importantly, it kind of hurts when you squeeze my hand that tightly.

Ideal Snow White: Ehe... sorry...

Thank you, Sou-chan.

I'm not really strong and I can't really fight.

I'd be in big trouble without you, Sou-chan.

La Pucelle: Don't worry, Snow White.

If the enemy shows up again, I'll protect you.

Ideal Snow White: I see... thank you.

La Pucelle: This is the same as always...

Ideal Snow White: What's wrong all of a sudden? You're acting weird, Sou-chan.

La Pucelle: I told you, didn't I? Don't call me Sou-chan.

Ideal Snow White: Sorry~ I was careless and it just slipped out.

La Pucelle: Honestly, I have no idea what to do with you, Koyuki.

Ideal Snow White: Ah! Sou-chan, you called me Koyuki just now!

La Pucelle: A-ah... sorry...

Ideal Snow White: Yeah... it just slipped out, huh.

La Pucelle: Carelessness is scary. We'd best pay attention and look out for each other.

Ideal Snow White: You got it, So... La Pucelle.

La Pucelle: Ah, you almost called me "Sou-chan" again.

Ideal Snow White: That's not true, So... so... so let's have a lunch!

La Pucelle: That wasn't what you were going to say now, was it?

Ideal Snow White: It's tasty, you know! I learned from my mom. Now I know how to make omelette rice!

It might be so good you'll stuff your cheeks with it!

La Pucelle: Hey, stop poking my face!

We'll eat later! It's not even noon yet!

Ideal Snow White: It's tastiest when eaten before noon!

La Pucelle: Eating early's not in style any more.

More importantly, we need to go and help the others

It's not like we can't hear the hearts of people in distress.

Ideal Snow White: That's right, Sou-chan! We need to help the people in trouble!

La Pucelle: THere's that "Sou-chan" again...

Ideal Snow White: A-Alright! Let's go! If we take too long, we might be too late!

La Pucelle: Really... you're getting better at covering it up.

Speaking of which, it's not like anything weird's happening...

Everything's the same as always... nothing's different...

Track 09 (06:13)
Beautiful Calamity Mary: Hang in there, Nemurin!

If you disappear now, the Magical Girls you brought here will be stuck and can't go back!

Nemurin: It's fine, Mary.

I'm sure they'll be here soon.

Beautiful Calamity Mary: Here? Who's coming?

Snow White: Nemurin! But why...

Nemurin: See? She came...

Ah... What's your name?

Sorry, my memory's been hazy recently and I don't quite remember what happened in the past.

Beautiful Calamity Mary: Don't push yourself, Nemurin. Take it easy.

Snow White: Calamity... Mary!

Beautiful Calamity Mary: Come now, don't look at me with that scary expression of yours. It's a waste of such a pretty face.

Nemurin: Mary, do you know her?

Beautiful Calamity Mary: I think she knew the original Mary, perhaps.

But that wasn't the Nemurin you made, and so I don't know her.

Excuse me, that girl over there, my apologies, but Nemurin's memory isn't quite what it used to be.

Would you mind telling me who you are?

Snow White: I see... this is a dream world... Nemurin's world.

Was Nemurin here all this while after that incident?

Nemurin: What incident?

Snow White: No, it's nothing.

I'm the Magical Girl Snow White. I was once a friend of Nemurin's.0

My Magical Skill lets me hear the hearts of those in distress.

Beautiful Calamity Mary: Hearing the hearts of those in distress...

So you heard Nemurin's voice and came here?

Snow White: Yes. For the most part, I now understand the problem with this dreamworld and Nemurin.

However, I hope you can explain to me in detail.

Nemurin: I understand.

I manage the world of dreams, but now someone has invaded it.

Snow White: Someone? Do you not know who it is?

Nemurin: I used my Nemurin Antennae to expand my influence,

So I'm not too sure about the details.

All I know is that in order to become stronger,

This person has summoned Magical Girls from the real world.

Snow White: Summoning Magical Girls...

Nemurin: The culprit has abused the power of the dream world and gained the power to access any point along the past and future time axis from any location they desire.

With this power, they have kidnapped Magical Girls from various times and places to serve as nutrition for themselves.

If nobody stops this, the Magical Girls who have been brought here will be trapped and unable to return.

The culprit wishes to rule the world of dreams and fill this place with darkness. Therefore...

Snow White: I understand, Nemurin. It's fine now.

I will save this world. You just wait here, Nemurin.

Nemurin: Thank you, Snow White.

Beautiful Calamity Mary: I have to thank you too. Thank you very much.

Nemurin: But you can't go alone.

You may be strong, but your opponent isn't someone you can beat by yourself.

Beautiful Calamity Mary: Can't I help as well?

Nemurin: If only I could say one more thing...

Beautiful Calamity Mary: But there's nobody else who's come to help, is there?

Nemurin: The culprit brought Magical Girls here.

We need to save them, but...

Snow White: But...?

Nemurin: Gathering all these Magical Girls

Means gathering the fighting strength to defeat the bad guy.

They aren't good girls who'll wait around obediently until they become somebody's nourishment.

I'm sure there'll be Magical Girls to help you and Mary. I'm sure they'll be here soon.

***

Beautiful Calamity Mary: Nobody's coming.

Nemurin: Strange. Usually all you need to do is stand here and shout in a cool voice, "Rally to me, you chosen holy warriors!" and everyone will rush to gather here.

Beautiful Calamity Mary: Eh? Isn't this place the designated meeting point?

Can't you call them over, or is there some way to contact them?

Nemurin: Of course not. But everyone should be gathering here about now.

Beautiful Calamity Mary: You can't expect everyone to just come here on their own, you know.

They won't come if you don't call them.

Snow White: Then, I'll go get them.

Beautiful Calamity Mary: I'm glad things are moving so quickly now. Then, I'll handle this side. Snow White, I hope you don't mind searching over there.

Snow White: I'll be back soon. Wait for me, Nemurin.

Nemurin: If I were feeling better, I could have brought everyone here.

It sucks to be sick.

Track 10 (08:25)
Ideal Postarie: OMEGA POSTARIE DISINTEGRATE!

POSTARIE CATASTROPHE BANISHMENT!

THE END OF POSTARIE DOOMSDAY!

We've finally gotten rid of the enemy!

Rain Pou: Ah...

You got rid of the school too. It's been levelled into a parking lot.

Is that really alright?

Ideal Postarie: Ehe~ I guess I went a little overboard.

Rain Pou: A little, huh... but that's amazing.

Ah, no, it's really amazing, so much so that I want you to help me with work.

Ideal Postarie: If you want, I'll help you out, Kaori-chan.

Rain Pou: Really?

Yeah, since it's a rare opportunity...

Postarie: Kaori-chan~

Rain Pou: Hm? Tacchan, did you say something?

Ideal Postarie: Nope, not a word.

Postarie: Kaori-chan~

Rain Pou: Huh? I did hear a voice just now...

Tacchan's voice, coming from far away...

Ideal Postarie: Really?

Rain Pou: Yes, really. There's a voice coming from somewhere...

It's like Tacchan's voice... but unlike Tacchan's voice...

Say, what's the light over there? A rainbow?

The rainbow's heading this way...

Postarie: Kaori-chan~

Rain Pou: Tacchan! But why is Tacchan- there's one here, and one there!

Why are there two of you? What's going on?

Ideal Rain Pou: Heeeeey~

Rain Pou: What, another one of me? Why are there two of me? What's going on?!

Ideal Rain Pou: Introducing the Magical Girl Warrior of Justice, Rain Pou!

Rain Pou: No, I'm Rain Pou, not you.

Postarie: Introducing Postarie...

Rain Pou: That's just like Tacchan...

That incredibly soft voice that lacks confidence and makes everyone around embarrassed to hear it is totally Tacchan.

Ideal Postarie: What, I've been exposed already?

Rain Pou: Well, of course you'd be exposed after that big display of yours and the appearance of the original.

Since when could the real Tacchan fire off an energy wave and blow up the school?

Ideal Postarie: Still, you were totally taken in until just now~

Rain Pou: It's alright now that I've discovered it! I'm safe!

More importantly, what's going on, Tacchan?

Ideal Postarie: Do you need an explanation? Using Chinese kung fu?

Rain Pou: Not you! I was asking the real one!

Ahhhhhh, this is confusing! What on earth is going on?!

Postarie: That's... uh... that is...

Rain Pou: What is it? Speak in a way that I can understand.

Postarie: Ah... like I was saying...

Ideal Rain Pou: Tag out! Tacchan doesn't seem to be too good at explanations,

So the Magical Girl Warrior of Justice Rain Pou will explain on her behalf!

Rain Pou: While that sounds totally exploitable... I guess I'll just leave things at that for now.

Ideal Postarie: Then, take it away, Kaori-chan.

Postarie: P-please do...

Ideal Rain Pou: This is a dream world.

Rain Pou: A dream world? What's that?

Ideal Rain Pou: For some reason, this dream world is being eroded away.

Therefore, you two have been summoned!

Rain Pou: What reason is this?

Ideal Rain Pou: Well, for starters, the caretaker is unwell.

Rain Pou: What on earth is that? Sounds like a pretty weak reason.

Ideal Rain Pou: And so, Magical Girl Warriors of Justice like Rain Pou - that is to say, idealized versions of Magical Girls like yourself

Are paired up with you, beings that accept all the hopes and wishes of their partners!

Rain Pou: May I ask a question?

Ideal Rain Pou: What is it?

Rain Pou: You call yourself the "Magical Girl Warrior of Justice Rain Pou" in first person terms... right?

Ideal Rain Pou: Yes, I do.

Rain Pou: Could you not say that with the same appearance and voice that I have?

Because when you do, my heart feels-

Ideal Rain Pou: Leaving that aside for now-

Rain Pou: Don't just leave it aside!

Ideal Rain Pou: In this world which is both like a dream yet unlike a dream-

Rain Pou: Well, it does seem like a dream...

...Or rather, this feels like a dream no matter how you slice it.

Ideal Rain Pou: Tacchan realised that on her own.

She discovered that the Magical Girl Warrior of Justice, Rain Pou was not the Rain Pou she knew-

Rain Pou: Obviously she'd know find out! I don't call myself something like that!

Ideal Rain Pou: That aside, Tacchan also immediately discovered that the Magical Girl Warrior of Justice Rain Pou was different in many ways from the Rain Pou she was familiar with.

The real Rain Pou always seemed to be cooking up some evil plot and had the aura of a criminal Magical Girl around her.

Rain Pou: Oi.

Ideal Rain Pou: In contrast, the Magical Girl Warrior of Justice Rain Pou was an elegant, refined and forthright Magical Girl that deserved to be known as a Hero of Justice.

Tacchan realised that the real Rain Pou would hardly be as kind, elegant and honest honest as that.

Rain Pou: Somehow, this all feels...

Ideal Rain Pou: And so she asked to meet the... bad Rain Pou. Faced with that request,

The Magical Girl Warrior of Justice Rain Pou could not possibly refuse.

And so I brought her to where the bad Rain Pou was.

Rain Pou: Mm. Well, you can shut up for now.

Ideal Rain Pou: You betcha!

Rain Pou: Hey, Tacchan.

The REAL Tacchan!

Postarie: Ah! What is it?

Rain Pou: Do you really think I'm despicable, filthy, depraved and cruel?

Postarie: N-no! I, I felt that you had some kindness inside your heart too...

Rain Pou: Why do you sound like you're trying to make excuses for my shortcomings?

Ideal Rain Pou: Ah, she did mention something like that

Rain Pou: Hmph! It's not like I'll forgive you just because you say that!

Ideal Rain Pou: But you did seem a little happy about it, original Rain Pou!

Rain Pou: I was not! Don't say weird things, faker!

Ideal Rain Pou: Hold on there, bad Rain Pou.

Rain Pou: Don't call me bad or whatever!

Ideal Postarie: I feel sorry for the real Postarie and how she got scolded like that.

After all, she did tell the real one apart from the fake and realized she wasn't the real you.

Ideal Rain Pou: In contrast, you couldn't tell who was the real Postarie

And you were thinking about how awesome Chinese kung fu was.

Rain Pou: That's a completely different matter!

Ideal Postarie: I feel they're the same.

Ideal Rain Pou: No, they're not.

Rain Pou: Ah, what a pain! It’s not important!

Besides, how did it end up like this?

Do you guys want a beating?

Beautiful Calamity Mary: You can't solve everything with violence, you know.

Rain Pou: But you won't make any progress by talking so leisurely...

Postarie: Violence is a little...

Ideal Rain Pou: Violence must be a last resort for a Magical Girl Warrior of Justice.

A last resort, and an ultimate solution.

Beautiful Calamity Mary: I'm not saying violence is always useless-

Rain Pou: There's something wrong with saying whether or not it's useless!

Beautiful Calamity Mary: You need to consider the time and place.

Still, even if you do so-

Ideal Postarie: One moment, if you don't mind.

Beautiful Calamity Mary: What is it?

Rain Pou: What's wrong?

Ideal Postarie: Who ARE you?

Postarie: Y-yeah, you blended in so naturally that I couldn't say anything.

But I don't know you at all.

Rain Pou: THat being the case... who ARE you?

Could it be that you're the mastermind or something?

Beautiful Calamity Mary: I'm not a villain.

I'm just a somewhat beautiful Magical Girl, Calamity Mary.

Rain Pou: Anyone who calls themselves beautiful is suspicious!

Ideal Postarie: Looks like the time has come to use Chinese kung fu...

Beautiful Calamity Mary: Save the Chinese kung fu for another time.

Right now, I was hoping you could follow me.

This is also for the sake of settling the matter.

Rain Pou: That's really suspicious... even if you suddenly say that, I can't trust you-

Ideal Rain Pou: THe Magical Girl Warrior of Justice does not question where the battle takes place!

Rain Pou: Hey, why's the fake deciding everything? At least discuss it with the rest of us!

Ideal Rain Pou: Alright, let's go!

Postarie: Is this really alright...

Track 11 (11:31)

Ideal Pfle: Here you go! After the fried rice, there's still shark’s-fin soup with fluffy egg whites.

Shadow Gale: Ah! This is delicious too! I'll have another!

Ideal Pfle: You can have as many more as you like. But be careful not to give yourself a stomachache.

Shadow Gale: I didn't expect your cooking to be so good, my Lady!

But no matter what, the scenario of my Lady is cooking for me is the best seasoning for this meal!

Delicious! It's so delicious!

[shazam]

Huh? Was there a weird sound just now...

Ideal Pfle: It's fine. I didn't hear a...

...What's that?

Shadow Gale: What's ... huh?

What IS that? It looks like a black disc, and it's headed this way.

Ideal Pfle: Mamori, take cover behind me.

I will protect you from any harm.

Shadow Gale: Ah, yes!

My Lady seems so dependable today...

If only she had turned over this new leaf sooner...

Ideal Pfle: Who goes there? Show yourself!

Mecha Gale: Then, please forgive the intrusion.

Shadow Gale: Who - who's that?!

MG: I am Mecha Gale.

I was made to serve my Lady.

Ideal Pfle: I don't recall making anything like this...

Pfle: I was the one who made Mecha Gale.

Shadow Gale: Y-You are?!

Pfle: Yes.

Shadow Gale: There are... two Ladies?

Pfle: What's wrong, Mamori. Can't you tell the difference between an impostor and the real deal?

I'm quite disappointed.

Shadow Gale: No, their faces are the same, their clothes are the same, and their wheelchairs are the same,

But their eyes are different. The Lady who made fried rice for me had a pure and beautiful look in her eyes.

The Lady descending from the mysterious black disc with the robot has cloudy, filthy eyes like those of a decaying fish.

She gives off a calculative and scheming aura.

She feels like someone who has deceived and sabotaged countless people without a single shred of guilt, someone who believes that she alone is right and anyone opposing her is wrong.

Those eyes, which say, "why are you complaining so much about disposing of trash?", those eyes which belong to the scum amongst all scum,

The Queen of Scum: those are the eyes I have always been looking into: the eyes of Hitonokouji Kanoe.

Pfle: Hm, you do know me quite well, Mamori.

Shadow Gale: And then there’s the fact that even after I've said all that, you still have the same immaculate and smug expression, like a frog's face after pissing on it. That proves that you are the true Lady!

Pfle: Mecha Gale, serve tea.

Prepare portions for everyone.

MG: Understood.

Shadow Gale: What on earth is going on?!

What's with this Mecha Gale? What on earth happened?

Pfle: It's probably best to hear it from her.

Can you explain?

Ideal Pfle: Indeed... since the real me is here, I can't keep hiding this any further.

Pfle: My, that is quite a gracious concession.

Usually, wouldn't someone like you go "I should be the real Pfle and be with Mamori" and then make a big fuss?

Shadow Gale: We don't need tropes like that...

Ideal Pfle: Indeed, we do not.

Still, when did you notice?

Pfle: Let's discuss that over tea. Have a seat.

Shadow Gale: It's scary how fast the two of them move things along, being the same person and all.

Pfle: Is this not a dream world?

Shadow Gale: A dream world? Are we dreaming?

Ideal Pfle: No, this is not quite the same as the world of dreams.

Shadow Gale: But it's the dream world my Lady was talking about!

Pfle: Mamori, the "me" over there is not me.

The one who asked "Is this not a dream world" is the real me.

Ideal Pfle: And I am the one who said "this is not quite the same as the world of dreams".

Shadow Gale: This is so confusing...

I'm sorry, but could you please explain this in a way that's easier to understand?

Pfle: Then, as the real deal, I'll change the way I speak ~nyan.

Shadow Gale: That also feels a little...

Well, if I can tell you apart like that, it's fine.

Then, the evil Lady will add ~nyan to the end of all her sentences.

Pfle: Calling me evil is terribly cruel ~nyan.

Shadow Gale: But you're evil through and through.

Ideal Pfle: Back on topic. Why do you think this is a dream world?

Pfle: The scenery seems surreal and my memories are hazy ~nyan.

Shadow Gale: Well, it is pretty weird...

I should have suspected this for a dream right away.

The fact that someone in a dream has to tell me that I'm in a dream is a little...

Pfle: More importantly, I sensed that something was wrong about Mamori ~nyan.

Shadow Gale: Well, obviously something would be wrong if I ended up as a robot!

Pfle: No, this Mamori was not originally a robot ~nyan.

Shadow Gale: Huh?

Pfle: That Mamori's movements, speech, actions, stance, body, and her attitude towards me all felt wrong to me.

Thinking on this, I surmised that she had become my ideal Mamori ~nyan

Ideal Pfle: So you arrived at that conclusion in such a short time...

Pfle: Once I realised this, I used auto-suggestion to change my desires.

I told myself how Mamori should be like this, or how she'd be better like that

And so I changed what I liked ~nyan

Shadow Gale: Auto-suggestion... When did you learn a skill like that?

Pfle: It was a useful skill, so I picked it up. It's part of the secret to living well. Remember that, Mamori ~nyan

Ideal Pfle: The two of you do drift off-topic easily.

Pfle: Hm? Forgive me ~nyan

Then, let's continue from the auto-suggestion.

As I changed my feelings for Mamori through auto-suggestion,

The Mamori before my eyes changed in response to my altered feelings.

Shadow Gale: Changed?

Pfle: Indeed, she changed ~nyan.

There was Mamori, the fighter who travelled the world looking for strong opponents.

There was Mamori, the lady of the evening who flitted between men like butterflies.

There was Mamori, who believed that being rich justified anything.

There was Mamori, the goddess who ruled the world from the sky as its unparallelled creator.

After many changes,

I finally decided on Mamori the robot. It was also the most convenient and interesting option of them all  ~nyan.

MG: Thank you very much.

Shadow Gale: Don't change people's bodies as you like!

Pfle: Still, there were some benefits to doing so.

Since I could freely change Mamori as I liked,

It was clear that this was not reality,

Or a dream, in other words.

I grew tired of the Mamori whom I could alter at a whim, and so I went on a journey to find the original Mamori.

Shadow Gale: Finding me... how would you even start looking in a dream world?

Pfle: I had Mecha-Mamori build a sensor which would pick up on the original Mamori's aura. Thus I learned your location ~nyan

THen, I had her create a wormhole and we arrived here ~nyan.

Ideal Pfle: I see...

You're partially correct, but not totally correct.

Pfle: Could I trouble you to correct me ~nyan?

Ideal Pfle: This might be a dream world,

But it is currently being eaten away from within.

If left unchecked, this place will turn from a dream world to something else.

Pfle: Is this the result of some attack ~nyan?

Ideal Pfle: Indeed, it is.

Also, you did not come here by sleeping

But you were summoned to this world by some force.

Pfle: Hm. In other words, I am not dreaming this, but I am physically in another world ~nyan?

Shadow Gale: Ah... so that means we've been pulled into an artificial world created by someone else, then?

Ideal Pfle: Magical Girls who are alive, Magical Girls who were once alive, and Magical Girls who have not yet been born -

You have all been summoned to this place, through time and space and death,

To serve as nourishment for this world.

Shadow Gale: Nourishment?

Ideal Pfle: Indeed. I and that Mecha Gale over there are beings created by the force that summoned you.

Shadow Gale: Created beings?

Ideal Pfle: The entity eating away at this world has searched the thoughts and feelings of the Magical Girls that it called to itself.

Then it birthed us, as their ideal partners.

This was to make the Magical Girls abandon the thought of returning to their original worlds.

MG: Indeed, that is the case.

Ideal Pfle: We were created to match ourselves to you, pamper you and flatter you, like a club host stealing your heart.

By acting as your ideal companions, we would use the power of that ideal to make you lose your wills.

In other words, we are bait to keep you in this world.

This is what we are - the Ideal Magical Girls.

Shadow Gale: I don't quite get it... but now that you've exposed it so plainly, how are you going to steal our hearts now?

Ideal Pfle: Like I said, we are idealized forms of your wishes.

Therefore, as ideals, we will bend to you even if it destroys us.

We will do our best to help you in any way we can.

This is the form an ideal should take.

Shadow Gale: On my part, I'm very grateful that you told me all that.

But doesn't that make you kind of useless, from your creator's point of view?

You might end up betraying your creator in the pursuit of your ideals, no?

Pfle: The person who created the idealized versions of ourselves - in other words, the culprit - was not very bright ~nyan.

Ideal Pfle: Regretfully, that is so.

Pfle: Then, what if I ordered you to take us to the person who involved Mamori and I in this farce?

Ideal Pfle: Naturally, we would obey. There is no reason for you to stay here.

Freeing you from this place is an atonement of sorts, however meager it might be.

Pfle: That's wonderful ~nyan.

That's me for you ~nyan.

Shadow Gale: Ultimately, this is just an idealized version of my Lady.

Track 12 (05:42)

Lapis: What if it was some kind of timed trick?

Ideal Lapis: Is there any proof she wasn't there?

Ideal Detick Bell: It might have been some kind of psychological trick too.

Lapis: How do you use the rope?

Ideal Lapis: Could we find the culprit from the murder weapon?

Ideal Detick Bell: Let's leave the motive aside for now.

Detick Bell: They've been babbling all sorts of nonsense since just now...

There's two of each of us, and then there's the culprit and whatnot...

Lapis: Nope! I'm sure Bellsie can crack the case, even if it's like this!

She's a detective who can turn the impossible into the possible!

Detick Bell: Spare me, please!

Snow White: Excuse me.

Ideal Detick Bell: Who's this?

Snow White: Ah, I'm Snow White.

Lapis: Snow White... Who's that?

Ideal Detick Bell: A new character showing up now? Not only does that muddle up all the deductions from earlier

There's also a sense of missing the big picture, just like in a mystery.

Detick Bell: So, uh... what do you want?

Snow White: Actually, I have something I need you to help me with, hence my intrusion.

Lapis: Us? Help you? We're busy right now and we can't help anyone... or rather, we'd like some help ourselves!

We have no idea who the culprit is!

Snow White: Ah... I'm not too sure about the circumstances, but if you're looking for an offender...

Then the offender is you, that Lapis Lazuline over there.

Ideal Lapis: Geh, I've been found out! But how did you know?

Snow White: I heard the voice of your heart.

Ideal Lapis: That's terrible! Solving a case like that is just unfair!

Snow White: Ah, it's okay if I explain myself, right?

Ideal Detick Bell: Naturally. Please, go on.

Snow White: Ah... the Ideal Lapis Lazuline is the detective Detick Bell's ideal partner.

In order to become an ideal detective's partner, you had to give Detick Bell the detective work to do.

And so, you created an incident.

...Am I right?

Detick Bell: Gave me work? More importantly, what's all this about ideals?

Snow White: I'll try to explain as best as I can.

Firstly, this is a dream world.

It was invaded by someone, and as a result all kinds of Magical Girls were summoned here.

An Ideal Magical Girl was born in response to each of them.

Do you understand now?

Detick Bell: I'm not too sure, but... this is a dream, right?

Thank goodness. It felt really odd to me.

Snow White: I'm glad you understand.

And so, in keeping with the reasons which led to her birth, the Ideal Lapis Lazuline created an incident.

Detick Bell: The reasons which led to her birth?

Snow White: The Ideal Lapis Lazuline believed that the reason for her existence was to keep Detick Bell in this world.

Therefore, she had to cause an incident to please Detick Bell.

Ideal Lapis: Uuu... It's just like she said. I'm very sorry.

Detick Bell: Huh? Then what about that Detick Bell Mk 2 over there?

Snow White: The original Lapis Lazuline wished for an Ideal Detick Bell, who was someone who would play with her no matter the time or the circumstances.

That was why the Ideal Detick Bell played along with this farce. Sorry for calling it a farce.

Ideal Detick Bell: Famous detectives are the same throughout history.

Lapis: The mystery is solved!

Ideal Detick Bell: What a startling revelation.

Snow White: So if it's alright, there's something I need your help with...

Ideal Lapis: Well, if the truth is out, it can't be helped.

But I went all that way to prepare a super cool stage for us to play on. What a waste!

And there was a courtroom too...

Detick Bell: That sounds more like a cop story than a detective story...

Lapis: And in the end, Bellsie would get stabbed, and then grab her stomach while screaming "What the hell is this?!"

Detick Bell: That's totally a cop story! And it's a Dead End too! What the heck did I do to get so much hate?

Ideal Lapis: Nobody hates you!

I just wanted you to become a proud detective who could stand on your own, Bellsie!

Then I hoped that you'd have fun too, Bellsie. That's all.

Lapis: The ideal me...

Ideal Detick Bell: This is quite a sad case.

Snow White: Ah... excuse me...

Ideal Lapis: Still, sins have to be paid for.

I'll leave the rest to you.

Ideal Detick Bell: I shall take responsibility and bring her to the police station.

Then, farewell!

Detick Bell: Ah... I'm not quite sure what's going on, but thank you very much, Ms. Snow White.

We were saved thanks to you.

Lapis: Now's not the time for thanks, Bellsie!

Someone else took the detective's role! What should we do?

Detick Bell: Ah, no, we don't need detectives like that.

Snow White: Ms. Lazuline, do you know what kind of world this is?

Lapis: I've trained in dreams before, with my Master.

Thanks to that, I knew what the ideal me was doing, for the most part.

Detick Bell: If you knew, then you should have told me.

Lapis: So... what were you here for, Snowy?

Snow White: This world is on the verge of extinction, so I was looking for people to help me.

All kinds of Magical Girls were summoned here from various points along the time axis-

Lapis: Ohhhh! That's a totally awesome scenario!

Bellsie, this is our chance to make up for our screwup just now!

Detick Bell: Ehhhh... was just now a screwup on my part?

I... find it really hard to accept that.

Track 13 (11:50)
Nemurin: The power's gathering... it'll be here soon...

May and Snow White are bringing it over...

Mecha Gale: We have arrived at our destination.

Pfle: So ends our graceful journey ~nyan.

Shadow Gale: We got here in an instant through the wormhole.

Ugh... I'm dizzy...

Ideal Pfle: Come, Mamori. Have some of my handmade anti-dizziness medicine.

Shadow Gale: Thank you...

(swallowing)

The scenery doesn't seem much different from the previous place...

There's nothing here all the way out to the horizon.

Pfle: Hmm? Someone's running in the distance ~nyan.

It would seem we aren't the only ones here ~nyan.

Ideal Rain Pou: Hurry up! Run faster! Run with all your might!

The Magical Girl Warrior of Justice is running with all her speed!

Ideal Postarie: If you're so slow, you'll be left behind... in a Chinese kung fu sense.

Rain Pou: You guys are too fast...

Postarie: There's nothing in sight except the horizon... we don't know where we're headed... running like this is really tiring...

Beautiful Calamity Mary: Don't force yourself. Run at your own pace.

[explosions]

My my, what a sudden greeting.

Marika: Oho, you dodged it so easily! Not bad, gunslinger girl!

Rain Pou: What's this... the scenery is breaking...

Postarie: It's like the backdrop to a stage...

I thought it was a big place, but it might be unexpectedly small...

Ideal Rain Pou: Don't worry too much about that. It can't be helped.

Ideal Postarie: They skimped on the materials over there.

Lapis: So everyone's gathering here...

Galesie and Lady Pfle are here too!

Yo~ long time no see~

Detick Bell: Greetings. It's been a while...

...That's a lot of people.

Ideal Pfle: May I know who you are?

It would seem you know us-

Shadow Gale: Hang on, that's very rude! My Lady, when greeted by familiar people whose names you've forgotten, you have to bluff your way through better!

Pfle: I sense a lot of things going on at once ~nyan.

Lapis: THey look like the Galesie and Lady Pfle we've met before...

Detick Bell: I see... Well, I think someone said something about coming from various points along the space-time axis...

So they must have come from before we met.

Snow White: Ms. Fukuroi...

Marika: Ohhh, the Magical Girl Hunter!

Ditch the "Miss" and call me by my first name rather than my surname!

Using the surname makes things more confusing.

Snow White: Where did you come from?

Marika: Who knows? I'm not sure, but I followed the smell of strong people here.

Then I thought, "Hey, I can kick this" and so I kicked a way out.

The background's more like a backdrop.

Snow White: Marika, you don't know where this place is either, do you?

Marika: I was here by the time I realised it. Oh, there was another me. Pretty strong, but I beat the crap out of her.

I wonder if they thought I was some naive dummy who'd lose just because I had a strong opponent?

I'll take on any number of people stronger than me.

Beautiful Calamity Mary: So your ideal opponent was yourself? Well, that's quite a straightforward life you have.

Rain Pou: Is it really okay for it to be so straightforward?

Speaking of which, aren't idealized Magical Girls powered up versions of their former selves?

Being able to win in those conditions is a little...

Snow White: Did you just start punching someone without thinking of how bad it might be?

Marika: Fundamentally it's never bad to just punch someone.

So, what should we do now? Wanna fight me?

Snow White: I think if there's any fighting to be done, it should be with the biggest bad guy.

Marika: Oh... well, that's true.

It's true that there's nobody you can't punch, but there's people with punching priority.

Let's see... rainbow bridge... a Magical Girl who uses rainbows.

There's no way I'd forget the Devil Slayer.

Snow White: Marika, please calm down.

Marika: It's not because I'm going to avenge my master or anything,

Besides, we burned that bridge long ago. We're not master and student any more.

But the Magical Girl who killed the Devil is right in front of me.

And there's TWO of them. Telling me to hold back now would be cruel, Magical Girl Hunter!

Snow White: Now isn't the time for that.

Marika: Save the sermon for later! My enemy is here! That means there's only one thing I have to do!

SHAAAAAA!

Rain Pou: What the hell is she doing?!

Ideal Rain Pou: Looks like an enemy! Tacchan, take cover!

Marika: SOLAR CANNON!

Rain Pou: Crap, that was dangerous! She came right at us!

Marika: Come on, Devil Slayer! Bring it!

Rain Pou: Devil Slayer? Is that a kind of wine or something?

Ideal Postarie: We'll take care of this! Bad Rain Pou and Real Postarie, you guys continue talking!

Marika: SOLAR CANNON!

Ideal Postarie: POSTARIE FLEXIBLE MACHINEGUN!

Rain Pou: Dammit, she's just doing whatever she wants!

Hey, don't space out. Let's go, Tacchan.

Postarie: Mm! Let's, let's get out of here!

***

Rain Pou: Well, we escaped from Hell, at least.

I guess the two of them will be able to do something about it.

More importantly-

MG: Welcome.

Pfle: Hello. Do have a seat, you two.

Lapis: Mmm~ these snacks are great~

Detick Bell: Hey, slow down a little. You've got food falling from the sides of your mouth.

Pfle: It seems we have quite an interesting cast gathered here today ~nyan.

Shadow Gale: Sounds like there's huge explosions going on over there... is it really alright to leave them alone?

Beautiful Calamity Mary: They're just playing around. It's fine.

More to the point, this black tea is delicious.

Lapis: (pleasing old men for money noises)

Detick Bell: Sorry, I have no idea what you just said.

Lapis: Fighting each other, then lying down together, rolling around on the ground  and laughing...

That's how you become friends!

Detick Bell: Sounds like the cop story thing from earlier. Lazuline, for some strange reason you have an old man's tastes.

Lapis: Seriously?! Tastes as in like curry?!

The only one who needs to be depressed on Old Folk's Day is my Master!

Ideal Pfle: The tea you make is a miracle of the universe, Mamori.

MG: Thank you.

Rain Pou: What are you up to? Aren't you the masterminds behind all this?

What's a tea party doing in a place like this?

Postarie: Well, you say that... but didn't you sit down anyway, Kaori-chan?

Rain Pou: It's less tiring to talk while sitting, rather than standing.

Ideal Pfle: It's easier to win goodwill by living life sensibly.

Pfle: I believe we were discussing our next move ~nyan?

Rain Pou: Am I dreaming?

Then all I have to do is wake up, right?

Nemurin: Everyone's here...

Rain Pou: Yet another person I don't know...

Who are you, anyway?

Nemurin: I'm the person in charge of this world, Nemurin.

In truth, I feel like I've lost if I have to do my job...

But there's some things only I can do, so I've got no choice but to work.

Still, there were some fun times, so working isn't so bad after all.

Rain Pou: I see, so you're the administrator of this world.

So where exactly is this world you're in charge of?

Nemurin: This is the world of dreams. It seems someone is cooking something up in this world...

Rain Pou: What on earth are you doing? You need to run this world better!

Nemurin: I need my Antennae to properly manage the world of dreams

So I should have done regular maintenance on my Antennae

But I got a bit lazy, and by the time I realized it, one of the Antennae had vanished.

Shadow Gale: It sounds like a drain-cleaning problem...

Nemurin: If this keeps up, the dream world will be destroyed.

Beautiful Calamity Mary: Nemurin, you don't need to push yourself.

Lapis: I see~ so that's why this is different from a regular dream...

Snow White: Please - I hope you'll lend me your strength to save this world.

Lapis: Okie! Just leave it to me!

Detick Bell: You agreed right away?! Is it really alright?

Lapis: This is a rare situation for Magical Girls

It would be a waste if we missed out on it!

Rain Pou: Ehhhh~ well, even if you tell me this all of a sudden...

Tacchan's going to be super scared of this too...

Postarie: Yeah, I AM pretty scared...

Rain Pou: I mean, we get caught up in this, then someone asks us for help, and then we're expected to answer "Sure, I'll do it"... that's a little too... you know...

Lapis: Aw, come on! Do it with me~

Rain Pou: Hey! Stop pulling on my tail!

Lapis: If I pulled it, would you stop moving?

Rain Pou: Hell no.

Lapis: Would something... you know, lewd happen?

Rain Pou: What on earth are you expecting...

Beautiful Calamity Mary: Well, if this matter isn't resolved, the world will suck you dry of your energy, until you're a shrivelled mummy. Would you like that to happen?

Rain Pou: Ah... that's not good either.

Beautiful Calamity Mary: Once you take care of this, you can go back.

Rain Pou: Well, I'd be more motivated if there were a paycheck waiting for me... but I guess a paycheck is kind of useless here.

...Ah, forget it, I'm in.

Postarie: Kaori-chan... so you're really going to take part in this?

Rain Pou: I'm an honest middle schooler who can respond to others' honesty with honesty of my own.

So - what should we do?

Snow White: First, we should probably visit the place where the world is most distorted.

Ideal Pfle: It should not take too long with the power of Mecha Shadow Gale.

MG: Please leave it to me.

Nemurin: I'll find the place for you. I can do that much for you even in the state I am now.

Lapis: Finding the right place should have been a famous detective's job.

Bellsie's chances to shine have been taken away one after the other~

Detick Bell: On my part, I've been praying that this mess clears up without the need for me to shine...

Shadow Gale: Ah...

Pfle: What's wrong, Mamori ~nyan?

Shadow Gale: Should we really be leaving them to fight by themselves over there?

Snow White: Ah, a moment please.

Marika! I heard there's a stronger enemy over there!

Marika: Really? Alright, then we'll take a rain check on this.

Ideal Rain Pou: Okay~ Let's continue tomorrow!

Ideal Postarie: Next time, I'll show you the true essence of Chinese kung fu!

Shadow Gale: That white person is like some sort of monster tamer...

Pfle: There are many ways to make others do your bidding.

Track 14 (0:22)

This is the end of Disc 1~ Please change over to Disc 2~

Track 15 (07:10)

Ideal Snow White: Sou-chan! I hear the voice of someone in distress coming from here!

La Pucelle: Alright! I'm heading there now!

Ideal Snow White: There's someone in distress here!

La Pucelle: Hang on, I'll be right there!

Ideal Snow White: Ah, the enemy-

La Pucelle: Take this!

Ideal Snow White: ...In any case, I can't hear anyone in distress around here.

La Pucelle: Well, we've done a lot of work. That means we should have made a lot of Magical Candies too.

Ideal Snow White: I wonder how many we made... Ah! 35000!

La Pucelle: That's good, that's good. Still, that aside, Snow White...

Ideal Snow White: What is it?

La Pucelle: You called me Sou-chan again!

I thought you said you wouldn't do that any more?

Ideal Snow White: Hmm? Did I really do that?

La Pucelle: Yes, you did. And very clearly too.

Ideal Snow White: Ehehe, I got careless and it just slipped out~

La Pucelle: Honestly... what will I do with you?

Pfle: I understand how you're feeling ~nyan.

Ideal Snow White: Who?

La Pucelle: Who goes there?!

Pfle: Using the same form of address before and after transforming into a Magical Girl is sufficient ~nyan.

This way, there won't be any problems when it comes to relationships between the two of you.

It adds a bit of color to the life of a Magical Girl, which is more boring than that of a human ~nyan.

Shadow Gale: But if I don't call you my Lady, you get in a bad mood, my Lady.

Rain Pou: Come to think of it, we call each other the same thing as before our transformations.

Postarie: Kaori-chan is Kaori-chan, after all.

Beautiful Calamity Mary: You're lucky to have a partner like that. Enjoy the experience.

MG: Magical Happy Life.

Lapis: I have no idea what Bellsie's real name is...

Detick Bell: I don't think it's a problem to not know it.

Marika: Why aren't we punching yet? Are those guys the boss fight?

Beautiful Calamity Mary: Of course not. They're potential friends we've encountered during the course of our journey.

They're not bosses, nor are they the enemy.

La Pucelle: Why are there so many Magical Girls there...

...Calamity Mary!

What are you up to?!

Ideal Snow White: Sou-chan...

La Pucelle: Stay behind me, Snow White!

Calamity Mary... I've heard a lot of ill rumors about you.

Are you coming to take our territory with your minions?

Do you think you'll get away with this?

Beautiful Calamity Mary: You know, every time I meet someone who knows Calamity Mary, I get the same hostile reaction.

What do you guys think?

Rain Pou: I'm not too sure, but basically, you're reaping what you sowed.

Pfle: This is the result of your character ~nyan.

Shadow Gale: I want to say "you have no right to lecture others"...

Ideal Pfle: If you say what's on your mind, you might end up getting along unexpectedly well.

Shadow Gale: Get out of my head, my Lady...

Nemurin: That's not right, La Pucelle.

La Pucelle: Nemurin?! Even you-

Nemurin: While there's a Magical Girl with evil intentions here...

...erm, well, there's quite a few of them, actually, but nobody here is plotting anything right now.

La Pucelle: Then why-

Ideal Snow White: Sou-chan...

La Pucelle:  Snow White! But there's one here too... why are there two of you?!

Nemurin: La Pucelle, the Snow White currently behind you is an ideal Snow White born from this world.

She is not the real Snow White.

Ideal Snow White: Nemurin...

La Pucelle: Not the real Snow White? What are you saying?!

Marika: Oh? You want a fight? Perfect! I'll take you on!

Ideal Postarie: Okay~

Ideal Rain Pou: Leave it to me!

Pfle: In any case, please withdraw, Ms. Fukuroi ~nyan.

Marika: What? You guys again? Fine, I'll take you on instead!

(Background: ULTRA POSTARIE DISINTEGRATE! SOLAR CANNON!)

Lapis: Oooh, fireworks!

Detick Bell: I could do without those fireworks.

La Pucelle: What on earth are you doing?!

Snow White: Sou-chan... Sou-chan... please listen to me...

Ideal Snow White: Sou-chan, that's...

La Pucelle: Wait... wait!

This means one of you must be a fake...

Because there can only be one real Snow White.

And that Snow White over there is carrying that nasty thing...

Snow White: This is...

La Pucelle: Don't think you can pull a fast one on me! The real Snow White would never have a weapon!

Snow White: No! I-

Rain Pou: What what what? Are we going to end up killing each other to settle things?

Pfle: Well, you can't dismiss this as simple violence ~nyan.

Beautiful Calamity Mary: No, not at all. At the very least, Snow White doesn't seem to have any intention of attacking.

However, La Pucelle seems to have worked up a full head of steam.

She's young, after all.

La Pucelle: So strong...

Snow White: Sou-chan, please listen to me-

Ideal Snow White: Please stop, both of you!

La Pucelle: Watch out! Don't pop out all of a sudden, Snow White!

Ideal Snow White: I'm sorry, Sou-chan. I can't lie to you any more.

La Pucelle: What are you saying...?

Ideal Snow White: I'm Ideal Snow White, created to trap you here in this world, Sou-chan.

I'm the fake Snow White!

La Pucelle: But that... that means...

Ideal Snow White: I wanted to keep deceiving you so I could be with you forever, Sou-chan

But I can't do it any more! I don't want you to fight the real me, Sou-chan!

Because I heard my... I heard the voice of the real Snow White!

So please don't...

La Pucelle: But...

Ideal Snow White: She is a Snow White from your future, Sou-chan.

Because all sorts of things happened, she can fight now.

Snow White: Sou-chan...

La Pucelle: You... you two...

(weapon clattering)

Beautiful Calamity Mary: Looks like things have finally calmed down.

Nemurin: Mm, now we have enough fighting strength.

Lapis: Looks like we've got an awesome team! Well, I don't really know what exactly everyone's like, but I can tell at a glance that we're all awesome!

Rain Pou: So, are we finally going to go out and fight the bad guys now?

Nemurin: No, there's no need to set out.

It's coming. Everyone, get ready!

Track 16 (03:53)

Postarie: What's this?

Lapis: Ahhhh, it's yuge!

Just like Cherny!

Detick Bell: Is it some kind of lifeform?

Rain Pou: What on earth is that? It looks... fluffy.

Mecha Gale: Target designation is: cute.

Nemurin: That’s a gigantic Nemurin Antenna...

Nemurin Antenna: This world belongs to me~

Nemurin: Strange... it's as though it has its own ego...

Ideal Pfle: It went too long without maintenance and grew rusty.

Now it has become something unlike the Antenna that it was originally.

That... makes things difficult.

Shadow Gale: It's frightening how much my ideal Lady knows...

I hope she doesn't end up going, "Actually, I am the mastermind" at the end.

Beautiful Calamity Mary: So it left Nemurin and decided to try and conquer this world while Nemurin was weakened.

Now it wants to modify this world to suit its idealized image of it.

Just like a petty little thief.

La Pucelle: I'm not too sure, but all we need to do is defeat this guy, right?

Beautiful Calamity Mary: I dislike violence... but I am not unskilled at it.

Nemurin: Nemurin Antenna, you left me...

Perhaps you don't consider me your master...

But now, I must take you back.

I shall take you back with the chosen warriors, and return this world to a peaceful world of dreams!

Beautiful Calamity Mary: Chosen warriors? Well, all we did was gather the nearby people.

Marika: When are you going to finish talking? It's taking so long!

Hurry and wrap this up! ORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!

Ideal Postarie: POSTARIE GRIND SMASHER!

Ideal Rain Pou: SPARKLING RAINBOW DANCE!

Nemurin: Wait~!

Ideal Pfle: PFLE HOOK!

PFLE STRAIGHT!

PFLE UPPER!

MG: SHADOW GALE BEAM... FIRE!

Beautiful Calamity Mary: Here it comes... MAGICAL FUEL-AIR BOMB!

Lapis: Oh no! If we don't move fast it'll be over!

Bellsie, ready for the ULTIMATE PRINCESS EXPLOSION?

Detick Bell: Eh?! Ready for what? That's the first time I've heard of it!

Rain Pou: Watch out!

You need to dodge projectiles and so on by yourself, Tacchan.

Postarie: Thank you, Kaori-chan...

Shadow Gale: My ideal Lady got down from her wheelchair and punched the enemy with boxing moves!

Pfle: Mamori, how exactly did you visualize the ideal me ~nyan?

La Pucelle: Let's go! I'll expand it to the limit!

Shadow Gale: Awesome... 10 meters... 20 meters... and it's still growing!

How can she even lift something that size?

Pfle: That stance...

La Pucelle: Here it comes! Everyone, clear a path!

Lapis: Run, run! Here comes the big one!

Get out of the way now!

Marika: She's stealing the spotlight!

Ideal Postarie: Alright, back up, back up!

La Pucelle: And now, with all my might-

(doink)

Pfle: What a magnificent home run ~nyan.

Track 17 (07:04)

Beautiful Calamity Mary: Well, it sure flew a long way...

That really was a home run.

Nemurin: Thank you, everyone. Thanks to you, I managed to get my Antenna back.

Beautiful Calamity Mary: Once Nemurin recovers her strength, the world will return to how it originally was. Thank you very much.

Nemurin: I'll make sure to regularly maintain the Antenna so this sort of thing doesn't happen again.

Ideal Pfle: The ideal versions of ourselves will help as well.

We should probably make an oversight system which hands down compliance orders once any slothfulness is detected.

Rain Pou: No need to thank us...

But can you send us back to where we originally came from?

Beautiful Calamity Mary: Certainly. I don't lie, after all.

I am the Beautiful Mary, after all.

Pfle: There's no need to thank us either ~nyan.

I simply did as I pleased ~nyan.

Shadow Gale: My Lady, you're always like that...

Marika: Well, I guess that was fun.

Still, it doesn't feel quite enough...

Shadow Gale: She's probably going to say the same thing until she ends up in Valhalla or somewhere similar...

Marika: Hahaha! Good answer! Looking at you reminds me of someone...

Someone who kept poking fun at me.

Alright! I'll add you to my buddy list, then.

Shadow Gale: I'll pass, thanks.

Nemurin: Well, there's many reasons for it, but thank you all.

La Pucelle: I'm really sorry I lost my cool and got violent.

Nemurin: La Pucelle, you finished it off. There's nothing to be sorry for...

La Pucelle: I'm glad to hear that.

Nemurin: Once again, thank you, everyone...

You helped me out a lot. Thank you, thank you...

Rain Pou: So we can move freely from now on, okay?

Nemurin: Okay okay~

Rain Pou: Alright, Tacchan! Let's head back to the real world now.

Toko's not here, and it feels wrong to not have her near my heart.

Postarie: But Kaori-chan, you get more evil with Toko around. That's a little...

Rain Pou: Huh? Did you say something?

Postarie: No, nothing at all! Yeah, things would be more lively with Toko around...

Ideal Rain Pou: Then, I guess this is goodbye.

Ideal Postarie: Even after we leave, don't forget Chinese kung fu! Tell Toko about it, if you can.

Rain Pou: ...Er, no. Fairies using Chinese kung fu... what kind of worldview is that?

Pfle: Now then... let's return to where we came from ~nyan.

Ideal Pfle: This is where we part ways, then.

MG: I will be lonely.

Shadow Gale: Can't I trade my ideal Lady for my cruel Lady?

Ideal Pfle: I wish I could protect you too, Mamori... But I cannot.

But if you come here again, I can still speak with you.

Shadow Gale: ...It can't be helped, then.

Pfle: Honestly... your rudeness is incurable, Mamori.

Do not forget that I have only forgiven you out of the kindness of my heart ~nyan.

Shadow Gale: Ah... speaking of which, there's something which has been bothering me.

Pfle: What is it ~nyan?

Shadow Gale: Mecha Shadow Gale was made by a process of gradual alteration...

MG: Indeed.

Shadow Gale: Which means there was an idealized version of me before that.

MG: Of course.

Shadow Gale: So... what kind of person was I like? I'm kind of curious.

Pfle: Well then, let's head back home!

Everyone's waiting for us there!

Shadow Gale: What are you doing all of a sudden?!

Pfle: Hurry, Mamori! Do you not mind being late!

If this keeps up we won't be able to attend the same school!

Shadow Gale: My Lady! Please wait! Stop dragging me~

Pfle: They're gone.

MG: In the end, she managed to bluff her way through it.

Pfle: "I" did not want to show my true face in front of Mamori.

It's one thing if something important happened... but well.

It's best it didn't happen at all.

Detick Bell: I suspected Lazuline, I looked for her in the real world, I found her, and then we went to the karaoke...

How did I end up here? Was it because it was like a dream, so I ended being brought here regardless of my location?

Pfle and Shadow Gale from the past came too...

Lapis: Jeez! What's with you, Bellsie?

Detick Bell: What are you saying all of a sudden?

Lapis: The case isn't closed at all! Aren't you a detective? Are you a fake detective?

Detick Bell: That's because I couldn't use my Magical Skill at all!

THere aren't any buildings here, and it didn't work on the inn at the beginning either! What's with that?!

Lapis: Well, they were all backdrops when you got down to it.

There aren't any proper buildings in this world.

Detick Bell: What's with the lack of buildings?! I can't use my Magical Skill at all!

Be it in the game world or the dream world... what the hell!

Lapis: Whatever will I do with you... Then, let's go find another case!

Detick Bell: Ehhh~ I want to take a rest...

Lapis:M This time, if you don't solve it, I'll stick a tranquilizer dart in your neck and put you to sleep!

You'd better be ready for it!

Detick Bell: Give me a break, please...

La Pucelle: I didn't know you'd be so strong in the future, Koyuki.

Snow White: Mm. I went through training.

La Pucelle: So that's what happened. I'll join you in your training next time, then.

Snow White: That'd be nice. Let's train together.

La Pucelle: I need to become stronger to protect you, Koyuki.

...Well, rather than protect you, it might be better to say "in order to fight shoulder to shoulder with you."

Snow White: I...

I'm happy too. I'm glad I got to fight the bad guys beside you, Sou-chan.

La Pucelle: Mm. Then, we'll meet again in the future.

Ideal Snow White: Ah... I'm very sorry for everything...

La Pucelle: You don't need to apologize for anything, Ideal Snow White.

You helped in the end, after all.

Come, let's go over there together.

Ideal Snow White: Thank you, Sou-chan.

La Pucelle:	 I'm off!

Snow White: See you again...

Nemurin: Have a good trip~ Do your best~

Track 18 (03:36)

Beautiful Calamity Mary: So they're gone.

Snow White: Thank you, Nemurin.

Nemurin: No, no, I didn't do anything worthy of thanks.

Rather you could say I gave everyone a lot of trouble. Sorry about that...

Snow White: I thought I'd never see you or Sou-chan again.

Marika: I see... so that's why you looked so hurt when you watched them leave. So that was the reason.

Snow White: I didn't know you paid attention to these things, Marika.

Marika: Of course I do. Mumbling and worrying like that makes it hard to fight.

Snow White: I wasn't mumbling or worrying or anything...

Marika: That's settled, then! Well, it's about time for me to go find new enemies.

You can find them everywhere!

Snow White: Indeed... they're everywhere.

Then, Nemurin, we'll be leaving here too.

Nemurin: I'd like if we could meet again...

Snow White: Yeah... it'd be nice if we could meet again someday.

Marika: Oh, looks like a fairly complicated farewell...

Snow White: Marika, you don't seem troubled at all.

Marika: If I had any regrets, it would be not being able to fight you.

Well, forget it. We can leave the fighting on the other side. Don't forget, Magical Girl Hunter!

Nemurin: Oh... yeah, I forgot to tell you guys something...

Once you leave this world, you'll lose your memories of everything that happened here.

Beautiful Calamity Mary: So "don't forget" might be a bit difficult.

Snow White: Will I lose my memories of meeting you too?

Nemurin:... I wonder. You came here for a different reason that the others, Snow White.

Who knows, you might be able to remember.

Snow White: If possible, I'd rather not forget.

Be it La Pucelle or you, Nemurin.

Nemurin: Mhm. I'd like it if you could remember me too...

In any case, meeting again will be tricky. While I don't know when we'll see each other again... see you next time.

Snow White: Let me know if anything else troubles you.

Then, farewell.

Nemurin: Everybody's gone...

Beautiful Calamity Mary: Well, staying here would be troublesome for them.

Nemurin: That's true...

Beautiful Calamity Mary: Although, not all of them will be happy when they go back.

Still, that's no reason for them to hide in dreams.

Their struggle doesn't lie here.

It's not like you'll be lonely.

I'll be here with you.

Nemurin: That's also true.

Beautiful Calamity Mary: Dreams are fun because you wake from them, don't you think?

Nemurin: Hmm~ that's Beautiful Mary for you...

What a lovely line to end everything with. You're truly beautiful...

Beautiful Calamity Mary: Let's go, then.

To a new world of dreams...

Nemurin: I hope there'll be a kinder, gentler dream next time...

Track 1 (05:34)
Lapis: Heya everyone! I'm the advertising head of Magical Girl Raising Project: Lapis Lazuline!

I'll be Bellsie's partner today!

Detick Bell: Greetings! I'm Detick Bell!

Speaking of which, what exactly are we advertising?

Lapis: Today we'll be talking a little about the Drama CD that's about to go on sale.

Detick Bell: A Drama CD? That's amazing. So they're releasing something like that...

Lapis: The script is by the series author,  Endou Asari-sensei!

The CD cover features beautiful new art by Maruino-sensei!

And Akatsuki Records will be handling the theme song, as their golden partner!

What an outstanding lineup!

My soul's been fired up by the voice of their main singer Stack!

Detick Bell: That... That's amazing...

Still, when it comes to Magical Girl Raising Project, don't you think of plots like:

Magical Girls killing each other until their numbers drop to half their previous amount?

Or a Demon Lord who's infiltrated a group of Magical Girls in a game and moving secretly?

Or hunting down a vicious Magical Girl criminal?

Or mass combat between Magical Girls in an underground research facility?

Will the plot this time focus on violence too?

Lapis: I know you're not good with blood and violence, so you can relax, Bellsie!

There's much less violence this time round!

Detick Bell: Oh, that's great!

If possible, I'd like it if everyone could get along.

Lapis: That said, it's not just everyone getting along.

The stage is set in Nemurin's home turf: Dreamland!

Detick Bell: Nemurin? Isn't she the Magical Girl who can take action in dreams?

***

Beautiful Calamity Mary: Are you alright, Nemurin? Come, I've made porridge for you.

Nemurin: Thank you, Beautiful Mary...

***

Lapis: Since Nemurin lost her strength, the peace of Dreamland is in peril.

Detick Bell: That's terrible, isn't it? What happens after that?

***

Snow White: I've clearly never been here before, but for some reason it feels very familiar.

But I can hear someone's heart in distress.

I was probably drawn here by that sound.

***

Lapis: Among the people appearing is the Magical Girl Hunter; the white Magical Girl called Snow White.

After learning about Nemurin's dilemma, Snow White springs into action.

Detick Bell: Snow White should be the Magical Girl who's trying to save us, right?

Lapis: Yup! She's a really strong Magical Girl!

However, the enemy this time is super strong, whose aim is to change the world!

Even Snow White would have a really hard time by herself.

Detick Bell: So, what happens after that? What happens after that, huh?

Lapis: After that, it's up to the other Magical Girls to help her.

***

Postarie: Eat my SUPER POSTARIE KICK!

ULTRA POSTARIE PUNCH!

HIGH TENSION POSTARIE BEAM!

Rain Pou: Tacchan?! How come you can--

***

Shadow Gale: I can't believe you could make such delicious food, my Lady...

Pfle: I wonder if this is a world of dreams?

***

Mecha Gale: I am Mecha Shadow Gale.

***

Fukuroi Marika: Exterminate! SOLAR CANNON!

***

La Pucelle: You're calling me Sou-chan again... Didn't I tell you not to call me that?

***

Lapis: Transcending their places in history and their respective situations, these Magical Girls will gather to Snow White, and with dependable allies by their side, they will challenge a fearsome foe!

Detick Bell: Hmm~ so Shadow Gale and Pfle will be showing up too...

And then there's a robot or something as well. Is that really alright?

Lapis: I say, Bellsie, why do you keep marvelling at everything like it doesn't concern you?

Detick Bell: Eh? But it doesn't concern us! We're the advertising team, they're the story team.

Lapis: Non non non! You can't survive in the business if you think like that!

Naturally, Bellsie and I will be in the Drama CD!

Detick Bell: I haven't heard of anything like that-

Lapis: I just said it!

So, Bellsie, are you ready?

Time to get the bad guys!

Come on, let's go, let's go!

Detick Bell: Hold on- stop- ahhhh~

Lapis: The Drama CD "Magical Girl Raising Project in Dreamland" is available in Toranoana shops nationwide or through mail order!

The super deluxe edition includes a booklet with a new short story!

Don't just buy one copy, buy two or three... buy them as gifts for others!

Buy the CD and get a chance to shake hands with Lazuline!

Track 19 (02:49)

Rain Pou: Alright, time to draw. I'm waiting for a five of circles, that's all I need...

Tacchan, do you have a dora tile?

Postarie: I do...

Rain Pou: Then play it. I'm this close to turning everything around and ending on top!

Riichi!

Postarie: Pickup.

Rain Pou: Huh?

Postarie: I said I’m picking up that tile, Kaori-chan. Seven Pairs, Half-Flush with a Dora tile and Red tile, for 18000 points.

The round ends with me on top.

Rain Pou: Wai-

Postarie: Thank you, Rain Pou.

Thank you for believing in someone hopeless like me.

Rain Pou: How could this be, Tacchan, you...

Announcer: The winner of this Mahjong Tournament will be featured on the cover of the next volume!

This sudden declaration by the organizer is designed to turn these cute Magical Girls into starving animals.

These Magical Girls will abandon love and friendship in order to defeat their opposition!

Pfle: You're ten years too early to challenge me to a tabletop game, Mamori.

Shadow Gale: This automatic Mahjong table bears the mark of Shadow Gale, and it is now under my control.

In other words, YOU are under my control, my Lady.

Lapis: Pon! Chi! Pon! And then a kan!

The Lazuline-style Mid-Air Tile Meld! I'll kan a whole bunch of dora tiles!

Marika: Come then! Savor the mutual joy of killing each other with me, Fukuroi Marika!

Nemurin: My back's not black...

Calamity Mary: Don't try to dump your crap tiles on Calamity Mary when she's dealing.

Don't ruin Calamity Mary's one-shot.

Don't try to bluff in front of Calamity Mary. Okay?

Snow White: There's something wrong with Magical Girls killing each other!

Magical Girls... we aren't meant to do things like these...

Ah Sou-chan, I'll pick up that white dragon tile. Little Three Dragons, All triplets, half-flush, and as dealer I get 24000 points.

I saw that you were having trouble dealing with the letter tiles so I guessed you'd play it sooner or later.

Announcer: MAHJONG GIRLS RAISING PROJECT

The battle for their next appearance begins now!

Track 20 (13:58)

Kurosawa Tomoyo: Hello to everyone who's listening to "Magical Girl Raising Project in Dreamland!" This is Kurosawa Tomoyo, the seiyuu for Nemu Sanjou, also known as Nemurin!

Today we'll be having a cast commentary with the voicing seiyuus sharing their thoughts one by one.

First up is myself.

I'm sure all of you must have listened all the way through.

Thank you very much for listening to this work.

Nemurin, the character I'm voicing, is a very sleepy girl, much like her name would imply.

My first impression of her was that she was perpetually drowsy and that she was very cute.

And then many other Magical Girls with colorful personalities spoke freely to her and fought around her. It felt like a very entertaining drama CD.

Since the CD was released in winter - a season where one can catch cold easily -

Don't let your bodies get weak like Nemurin. Everyone, please take care of yourselves and have a happy winter.

Thank you very much! Now I'll be passing the baton.

Hidaka Rina: I'm Hidaka Rina, voicing Fukuroi Marika.

Thank you very much for buying the CD.

I trust everyone who's listening to the seiyuu cast commentary has probably listened to the entire work already.

This Drama CD was based on a pre-existing series.

Said series is quite serious, dark and has many scary scenes in it.

This Drama CD doesn't just have scary parts, but it has warm and funny scenes, and I had a lot of fun while recording for it.

Personally, I met a lot of people for the first time at the recording studio.

There were also a lot of people who were the same age as me, so I felt unexpectedly happy when I was recording.

Please listen a few more times, and I'd be happy if you could recommend this to your friends.

Then, that's all for Hidaka Rina. Thank you very much!

Oomori Nichika: I am the seiyuu for Postarie and Ideal Postarie, Oomori Nichika.

Ah... this is the first time I'm doing a seiyuu cast commentary and I'm very nervous now.

First, thanks to everyone for listening to this Drama CD.

How did you find it?

The Ideal Postarie whom I played is very eager and very strong.

SHe uses Chinese kung fu and the like.

In any event, I had lots of fun doing the Chinese kung fu parts.

How did you like it, everyone?

Unlike the original series, the dream world is a much warmer and nicer place. I hope I managed to convey that to everyone.

There were also a lot of seiyuus whom I met for the first time.

While I was nervous, I was very happy to take aprt in the recording.

Thank you very much.

That's all for me, Oomori Nichika. Thank you.

Asakura Momo: Hi, everyone!

This is Asakura Momo, playing Rain Pou.

Rain Pou has a different personality from how she appears on the outside and likes snarking at people.

This is the first time I've played a character like this and it feels very fresh to me.

I was very happy with the role.

Still... how should I say this. She speaks in a very rough way.

She's very cute, with a rainbow on her back and on her head.

So I'd like to try one on my back myself.

That's Asakura Momo's commentary!

Ozawa Ari: Hello, everyone! I'm Ozawa Ari, playing Lapis Lazuline-chan.

I've never done a Drama CD before so I was very nervous.

There were a lot of women... girls nearby, which made it a very happy place. I was nervous, but I also had fun with the recording.

Lapis is very energetic and... how shall I say this... she's not tense at all, but in a good way.

While everyone was fighting she was going "Yahoo" by herself, and I liked her character.

I had a lot of fun playing her.

Everyone had an ideal version of themselves, and the other seiyuus had to do two personalities.

Watching from behind, I thought it looked fun, but really difficult.

Lapis-chan is the same inside and out, so it felt like there were two identical people there.

I think she might be so noisy that it might have irritated peoples' ears

So with that in mind, I'd be happy if everyone was pleased to hear her.

I'd like to play Lapis again. Thank you everyone, and it was nice to meet you.

Thank you very much.

Murakawa Rie: This is Murakawa Rie, playing Detick Bell!

Everyone, you've listened to the new Drama CD for Magical Girl Raising Project.

The character I'm playing this time round, Detick Bell, is a Magical Girl detective

And because I like detectives

I was very happy when I heard I could play Bell.

An Ideal Detick Bell showed up as well. She speaks in a very refined and elegant way

Andshe feels more like a detective. She's very...

Well, there's the Ideal Bell and Bell herself. The two of them... well, saying that is a little...

Anyway, I had a lot of fun playing them.

The script was very fun too.

Everyone, you must watch this over and over again, not just once, twice or even three times! Watch it over and over again! That would make me very happy.

Then, see you later, everyone.

This is Murakawa Rie, playing Detick Bell.

Taneda Rise: Hi, I'm Taneda Risa, playing Shadow Gale and Mecha Shadow Gale.

Everyone else has been playing two characters; the original character and then an ideal version of that character. For some reason, I'm the only one playing a robot, Mecha Shadow Gale, who's kind of weird.

How shall I put this... everyone was putting their energy into playing two characters, but in the case of Mecha Shadow Gale, she was just a robot.

It felt like there were a lot of ways to play that and I was very happy.

ALso, Pfle often bullies her, so Shadow Gale basically trashed Pfle in her dialogue.

I had a lot of fun rattling of those lines and I hope you had fun listening to them.

And that's all from Taneda Risa!

Gotou Saori: Hello and how are you, everyone.

I'm Gotou Saori, who plays Pfle and Ideal Pfle.

Thank you very much for buying the CD.

I'm actually at a loss for words.

Whatever should I do?

Well, I'm probably the oldest person in this recording studio, wai~

And since there are a lot of girls around, I think there's a kind of fragrance in the air when the seiyuus enter the studio? It smells nice.

I hope this aroma of young ladies reaches all of you who are listening to this CD.

And that's all from me, Gotou Saori.

I hope everyone will continue supporting us in the future.

Ohashi Ayaka: Hi~ I'm Ohashi Ayaka, playing Beautiful Calamity Mary!

How did you like the Drama CD, everyone?

Ah, thank you very much.

This time, I voiced the character Beautiful Calamity Mary.

Anyone who read the original series might be shocked by her.

Because in the original series, Mary...

She was an alcoholic and very uninhibited character.

This time, she comes off as very relaxed and easygoing because she's Beautiful. No... fluffy? No...

In any case, she's a very kind character.

In the next episode preview, I put in a hint of the Mary from the original series. She's a Magical Girl gunman.

I like guns... well, maybe not love them, but I'd like to play with them.

At least, I thought that way.

This time round, I was glad to play a somewhat sexy Calamity Mary... a Beautiful Calamity Mary.

She has a great body and her character oozes sex. This recording was very enjoyable.

How did you feel about it, everyone?

I hope everyone will continue supporting Magical Girl Raising Project, regardless of whether it's the original series or the Drama CD. This is Ohashi Ayaka

Tadakoro Azusa: Hello everyone. This is Tadakoro Azusa, playing La Pucelle.

The Sou-chan I'm playing is actually a boy

And this is actually my first time voicing a boy.

However, playing a boy has always been my dream.

I'm very glad that I could fulfil it this time round.

But I thought about how a boy would feel when I acted, and it felt quite hard to actually act out a boy's emotions.

When I got to the recording studio, I was thinking about how Snow White was so cute

And I ended up recording my lines in a lewd mood like that.

I hope Sou-chan won't behave like that.

Sou-chan's not the sort who'll show the lewd side of himself. That's all from Tadakoro Azusa.

Tanezaki Atsumi: Hello to all of you listening to Magical Girl Raising Project In Dreamland.

Thank you very much for listening. I'm Tanezaki Atsumi, who plays Snow White and Ideal Snow White.

There were a lot of passionate scenes and a lot of comedic scenes.

THe comedy scenes were not the "Everyone please laugh here" kind of thing, but the kind which made you giggle, which were the type I liked.

I was quite happy to watch them.

I'm enjoying myself listening to it too.

And finally, at the end, in conclusion,

There were a lot of cute Magical Girls with rich personalities.

I'd be very glad if you enjoyed listening to them.

If possible, I hope you could continue to support Magical Girl Raising Project.

It was nice to meet you and thank you very much!

This was the seiyuu of Snow White and Ideal Snow White, Tanezaki Atsumi!

Everyone: Thanks for your hard work!