Anon's Girly Adventure Part Twelve

> You shrug and pop it into your mouth.
> What's the worst thst cou--
> Four things happen:
> You get light-headed.
> You fall over.
>A bunch of glitter goes into your eyes.
> You pass out.
> When you open your eyes, everything is black and glittery.
> Fuck you and your glitter, Ponka.
> Wait, why doesn't this hurt?
> You blink a few times.
> Turns out that black glittery thing is the sky.
> What are you doing outside?
> You look around; Nothing but sky.
> You look down.
> Is that...a cloud?
> You squeeze the gray substance.
> It's cool and soft.
> Yup, that's a cloud.
> Are you dreaming?
> This felt pretty real.
> Maybe it's a lucid dream.
> You try to will your dick into existence, but to no avail.
"Ok, what is this? Are you fucking with me again, Twilight?"
>"I am not Twilight, Anon."
> You swing your head in multiple directions.
> You couldn't tell where the voice was coming from.
"Who's there!?"
> "Do not panic. It is only I, your princess of the night."
> Some of the other clouds come together and form Princess Luna.
> The clouds wisp away and reveal real Luna.
"Oh. Hey, Moonbutt."
> She does the opposite of what you expect and smiles.
>"Ah, I see you still have thy sense of humor. "
> She lands next to you and tucks her wings in.
"What's going on?"
> She stays quiet for a while, seeming to enjoy the silence.
> Eventually, you hear her inhale slowly.
> "I have good news."
"Yeah?"
> "The sample that Twilight sent in will be fully processed by tomorrow evening. Then we shall bring thy attacker to justice."
> You were at a loss for words.
>They had forensics here?
> You hear her inhale more sharply.
> "Anon, may I ask you something?"
"You just did."
> She gives you a look and proceeds anyway.
> "I want to help. "
"Huh?
> "With the child, I mean. I want to help raise him."
> You slowly turn to look at her.
> She stares back, expectantly.
> The two of you stay like that for a long time.
> Or at least it felt like a long time.
"Let me get this straight: You, a Princess, wants to take care of a baby thats not even yours?"
>"That...is correct. "
"Explain your angle. I see no way this can benefit you."
> She sighs again and looks into the distance.
> Shit, did you piss her off?
> "Anon...it is very hard for an Alicorn to give birth...something so fragile cannot survive in something that is so powerful. That is why we choose Princesses instead of giving birth."
"...then how the fuck is Prince Blueballs related to you two?"
> She laughs.
>"You act like we cannot alter DNA,"
"Seriously? Instead of having kids, you just MAKE someone related to you?"
> "Essentially. "
"That is the most amazing thing I have ever heard. You think you could give me spider powers?"
>"No. You wreak havoc enough as it is."
> She frowns.
> "Well, you used to."
> You frown, too.
> This whole thing has put a major choke hold on your fun lately.
"Yeah..."
>"...do you remember when you super glued Tia's crown to her head and it took her a week to figure out? "
"Ha! Yeah! Why the hell does she need to sleep in it anyway? "
>"No idea."
> The two of you spiral into a long conversation about the shit you've pulled, and people's reactions.
> Eventually, she stands up and stretches.
>"The moon needs to be set soon. I need your answer, Anon."
"What is South Dakota? "
> Her nose scrunches up cutely.
> "Anon, I'm serious."
"Nice to meet you, Serious."
>"GIVE THY ANSWER NOW, MORTAL."
> Your ears are left ringing.
"Ok! Yeah, sure! No need to yell!"
> Her lips quiver and you're sure she's about to cry.
> Suddenly, her wings fly out and wrap you in a warm embrace.
>"Thank you."
> She turns to take off, but stops in her tracks.
>"Oh, one more thing:"
> She lifts her hoof and gently taps your nose with it.
>"Boop!"
> NOTHEFUCKSHEDIDNT