The FCAR Grand Prix of O'Shaughnessey

(20:49:36) ChatBot: (commentator) logs into the Chat.
(20:49:47) Remnance: It's been a while shut up
(20:49:48) ProphetofPain Pats lolz on the back
(20:49:52) ChatBot: ProphetofPain rolls 2d6 and gets 3,5.
(20:50:15) (commentator): FCAR! IT'S HERE!
(20:50:23) (commentator): WOW!
(20:50:24) ProphetofPain: Wow
(20:50:26) Remnance: Wee!
(20:50:31) ProphetofPain: Only good can happen to lolz
(20:50:32) (R0|<1U><): Wehay
(20:50:32) (Paddy_mobile): Hru all and welcome dear commentator
(20:50:33) Aberrant: wew
(20:50:49) ProphetofPain: That or everyone else is a pleb when it comes to rolling
(20:50:55) ChatBot: (arrem) rolls 2d6 and gets 6,4.
(20:51:00) Aberrant: aw shit
(20:51:01) ProphetofPain: Or not
(20:51:04) (arrem): sry lalz
(20:51:06) ProphetofPain: Damn it arrem.
(20:51:11) Aberrant damns arrem
(20:51:11) Lolzrfunni uses hitlermod powers
(20:51:14) ChatBot: Aberrant rolls 2d6 and gets 5,1.
(20:51:16) Lolzrfunni: hah
(20:51:22) (arrem): sille lalzer
(20:51:23) Lolzrfunni: now nobody knows what you rolled for arrim
(20:51:34) Aberrant: aw shit son
(20:51:37) Aberrant: \damson
(20:51:37) (arrem): u foken underestim8 my powas
(20:51:43) Lolzrfunni: fok off
(20:51:47) ChatBot: (arrem) has been logged out (Kicked).
(20:51:50) Remnance preps the tank with missiles that'll actually be used this time
(20:51:50) ProphetofPain: Dice*
(20:51:52) ProphetofPain: Oh well
(20:51:53) Lolzrfunni: fokin see wot happens kunt
(20:51:56) ProphetofPain: Too late
(20:51:56) (Paddy_mobile): Arrem is faster than the censorship
(20:52:04) Aberrant: I mean I wouldn't mind the former considering the circumstances
(20:52:05) Aberrant: oy
(20:52:09) Aberrant: i was gonna screencap that
(20:52:13) (commentator): We've just heard news that a rowdy pleb was ejected from the stadium
(20:52:14) (Paddy_mobile): He ... Raced you :D
(20:52:18) (commentator): well done, FCAR security
(20:52:27) Aberrant: "Prophetofpain: *takes away abe's dick*"
(20:52:36) ProphetofPain Takes away abes dice
(20:52:40) ProphetofPain: Don't you edit me
(20:52:41) (commentator): Anyway, welcome one and all to the FCAR Grand Prix of O'Shitnessey!
(20:52:45) ChatBot: ProphetofPain rolls 2d6 and gets 6,2.
(20:52:48) (commentator): Or was it O'Shimsham?
(20:52:55) (commentator): O'layolayolayolay?
(20:52:55) ProphetofPain: No more dice for you
(20:53:05) Remnance: I thought it was O'Shamalamadingdong
(20:53:06) Aberrant takes them back
(20:53:08) ChatBot: Aberrant rolls 2d6 and gets 5,5.
(20:53:09) (R0|<1U><): O'shaughnessey
(20:53:10) Aberrant: I won
(20:53:27) (commentator): That's what I said, Rok.
(20:53:33) ProphetofPain: You are a pleb, hush.
(20:53:41) ProphetofPain: Commentator so which clone are you?
(20:53:48) (R0|<1U><): THE PLEBS WILL RULE
(20:53:50) (commentator): Our race in O'Twatson will take us across the various wonders of this fine territory
(20:53:54) Aberrant: So are you poplar.
(20:54:28) ChatBot: (R0|<1U><) logs out of the Chat.
(20:54:28) ChatBot: (Ransom) logs into the Chat.
(20:54:35) ProphetofPain: Hey ransom
(20:54:39) (commentator): from the glories of the Concrete District, where half of the Chromasphere's concrete is made, to the High Rise district, home to the official most dingy buildings in the world!
(20:54:41) ChatBot: (Paddy_mobile) has been logged out (Timeout).
(20:54:42) (Ransom): hello
(20:54:43) ChatBot: (Rokiux) logs into the Chat.
(20:55:26) (commentator): We also race past Plage Iraddiated, home to Dingeworth Point Nuclear Power Station, the world's first nuclear plant to be constructed entirely of plasterboard and gaffer tape!
(20:55:41) Remnance: Fancy
(20:56:01) (Rokiux): Um... Is that safe?
(20:56:03) (commentator): Before we start the events of today, let us review the results of Qualifying!
(20:56:28) (commentator): Nurse Rock with The Redheart
/u/JJJHeimer_Schmidt with Orange Juicer
/u/CTR0 with Found It In The Back
/u/Bleekicker with Upvote Express
/u/Lolzrfunni with The Fatmobile
/u/Szkieletor with The Spookymobile
/u/PadawanJuriste with Paddycar
/u/OneSidedPolygon with Back to the Winkle
/u/Eliminioa with GMP-Mobile
/u/l2el3ound with Beard on Wheels
/u/sasquatch606 with Yeti Mobile
Doc Periwinkle with The Sciencemobile
/u/AberrantWhovian with The Dustbuggy
/u/Dragonsword with Out Of place Horse
/u/ProphetofPain with The EveryThingIsHeresymobile
/u/I_Am_Telekinetic with Team Tele
/u/TheAllStarrBand with Muffin mobile
/u/Agent_STEELHOOVES with The PBI Party Van (#1)
/u/Zwoosh, with "vroom"
/u/InfamousUnicorn with Arrow of Freedom
/u/arrem with... ugh... dog
/u/rokiux with the Commiemobile
/u/meshugganah with tentomobile
/u/redis213 with Representor Reptillian
/u/geekerjoy1 with The Tea Trolley
/u/Theelout with Stronkmobile
/u/cdos93 with bro do you even MS Paint? (BDYEMSP)
/u/NaughtierPenguin with The Prime Directive
/u/toworn with To
(20:56:29) ProphetofPain: Didn't we bomb the fuck out of Oshamwow?
(20:56:54) ChatBot: (fuckinglolz) logs into the Chat.
(20:56:55) (commentator): As you can see, it was Nurse Rock who impressed yesterday, scoring pole position for this race
(20:57:00) (fuckinglolz): fucktard
(20:57:01) Lolzrfunni: :3
(20:57:02) Aberrant: Made it nice and flat for a racetrack
(20:57:02) (fuckinglolz): lalzer
(20:57:08) Lolzrfunni: Hru again arrem
(20:57:19) (fuckinglolz): why dont you suck my tit you dumb bitch
(20:57:22) (fuckinglolz): heheheh swag
(20:57:48) (commentator): Nurse Rock shares the first wow of the grid is TJ Schmidt in the Orange Juicer, before CTR and Bleekicker on the second row
(20:57:55) Remnance: Ban the horse! No one is even riding that thing anymore!
(20:58:09) (fuckinglolz): u foken lyed
(20:58:15) ProphetofPain: Right
(20:58:16) (fuckinglolz): daz obviously a fake list
(20:58:32) (commentator): We'd also like to take this opporunity to note that the imgur link /u/JustMildlyAwesome's Rallycross fighter is now void, which has led us to assume his untimely death in some sort of horrific off-road accident.
(20:58:48) ProphetofPain: F
(20:58:49) (commentator): RIP that guy
(20:58:54) Remnance: F
(20:58:56) (commentator): (Did anyone ever even know him?)
(20:59:00) (Ransom): F
(20:59:04) Remnance: Nope
(20:59:09) (Rokiux): F
(20:59:12) ProphetofPain: No
(20:59:21) (Rokiux): And no
(20:59:27) ChatBot: (Paddy) logs into the Chat.
(20:59:33) Aberrant: Hi paddy
(20:59:38) ProphetofPain: Hru paddy
(20:59:46) (commentator): Next on the grid are Lolz in the Fatmobile and skele in the Spookymobile
(20:59:54) (Ransom): spooky
(21:00:10) ChatBot: Goats logs into the Chat.
(21:00:14) (commentator): then it's one of our several new entries in this race, PadawanJuriste in the Paddycar!
(21:00:19) ChatBot: (LolzSux) logs into the Chat.
(21:00:20) (fuckinglolz): wow fokken lalzoer
(21:00:23) Goats: Been forever since I have been here.
(21:00:24) (commentator): Following him is Poly in Back to the Winkle,
(21:00:36) ProphetofPain: I forgot foggy was goats
(21:00:36) (fuckinglolz): made himself fifth
(21:00:54) ProphetofPain: Arrem quit yer yapping
(21:00:56) (LolzSux): Ikr
(21:01:01) (fuckinglolz): the lil faggot banned me
(21:01:05) (fuckinglolz): so nah
(21:01:17) (LolzSux): And I'm not arrem
(21:01:32) ProphetofPain: So many plebs
(21:01:35) ProphetofPain: Grey plebs
(21:01:35) (Paddy): You deserved it for trying to ruin the fun! it's Szk job !
(21:01:43) ProphetofPain: ^
(21:01:54) (LolzSux): Lolz sux anyways
(21:01:56) (commentator): Elim in GMP-Mobile, Rebound in Beard on Wheels, That Yeti Bloke in the Yetimobile, Doc Perwinkle's CMD LeDorean, Abe ion the Dustbuggy, the Horsey, and Prophetofpain in Everythingisheresymobile at 15th on the grid.
(21:02:08) Lolzrfunni: Only Skele has the authority to ban fun
(21:02:10) Lolzrfunni: sorre arrim
(21:02:24) Lolzrfunni: \bans
(21:02:27) Lolzrfunni: fok dis
(21:02:27) (LolzSux): U suk
(21:02:34) Lolzrfunni: I'm not even unbanning you
(21:02:46) Remnance: Too late Lolzi :^)
(21:02:49) (fuckinglolz): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=​JAEXcjQeMdI
(21:02:50) (LolzSux): Me?
(21:03:03) ChatBot: (fak) logs into the Chat.
(21:03:15) (LolzSux): O fak
(21:03:22) (commentator): Following Poppie is Telekinetic in Team Tele, Starr in the MuffinMobile, Agent Nonce in the PBI Party Van, Zwoosh with Vroom, and Mossey's Arrow of Freedom in 20th position.
(21:03:27) Lolzrfunni: Hru fak
(21:03:42) ChatBot: (fak) is now known as (fokenarrem).
(21:04:05) ChatBot: (Foginternetsux) logs into the Chat.
(21:04:07) ChatBot: Goats has been logged out (Timeout).
(21:04:26) Remnance: Help, we're being overrun by grey!
(21:04:43) (Rokiux): We will rule!
(21:04:49) (Foginternetsux): My internet just completely shit out :(
(21:04:54) (Ransom): Yeah!
(21:05:03) ProphetofPain: Oh god!
(21:05:12) (commentator): Arrem with the monstrosity known only as "Dog", Rokiux in the Commiemobile, Mesh in the Tentomobile (Sponsored by /r/Handinpanties),Redis with Representor Repitillian, Geeker in the Tea Trolley, Theel in Stronkmobile, Dossy in Bro Do You Even MS Paint, Naughty in the Prime Directive, Tow in the Tow Truck, and Foggy with Flying High round out the top 30
(21:05:22) (fokenarrem): <3
(21:05:34) (Ransom): so many racers
(21:05:40) (commentator): Finally, we have five more incompetent drivers: Auzzie, Fro, Luuk, and Sahdee
(21:05:55) Remnance: I count four
(21:06:02) (commentator): And, qualifying in a dismal 35th, is Remnance in the "Faster Than The Flash, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Speedy Gonzales Put Together-Mobile"
(21:06:08) Remnance: RIGGED
(21:06:13) Remnance: RIGGED
(21:06:13) ProphetofPain: HEHEHEH
(21:06:14) ChatBot: Goats logs into the Chat.
(21:06:14) (Ransom): :carlton::carlton::carlton:
(21:06:15) Remnance: RIGGED
(21:06:16) ChatBot: (LolzSux) has been logged out (Timeout).
(21:06:16) ChatBot: (fuckinglolz) has been logged out (Timeout).
(21:06:16) (commentator): You must be really incompetent to mess that one up, mate.
(21:06:30) (fokenarrem): obviously rigged
(21:06:49) ProphetofPain: It's ok
(21:06:55) ProphetofPain: We can't all be good arrem
(21:07:03) ProphetofPain Pats arrem and rem
(21:07:08) Aberrant: :(
(21:07:08) Goats: I've got a lot riding on this race in the Chroman Market.
(21:07:10) (commentator): And now, it's what you've all been waiting for!
(21:07:14) Goats: Let's go Flying High!
(21:07:18) Remnance kicks popcorn
(21:07:31) (commentator): The FCAR Grand Prix of O'JingleJangleMorning
(21:07:39) (commentator): The cars are on the track
(21:07:43) (commentator): Arrem remains plebby
(21:07:53) (fokenarrem): ABUSE
(21:07:56) (commentator): the heresy is flowing like... water... I suppose...
(21:07:58) ChatBot: (fokenarrem) is now known as (arrem).
(21:08:11) (commentator): It's time
(21:08:14) (commentator): for the one and only
(21:08:17) (commentator): F C A R
(21:08:28) Goats: F C A R

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(21:08:39) ProphetofPain: So much heresy
(21:08:42) (Ransom): FACR
(21:08:48) (Ransom): :carlton::carlton::carlton:
(21:08:49) (arrem): RFAC
(21:08:49) (commentator): The Race is on! Skele and TJ make good starts as the lights go out!
(21:08:50) ProphetofPain: Remember what happens to heretics?
(21:08:53) Goats: I've grown used to Discord :( That didn't work.
(21:08:54) ProphetofPain: They burn.
(21:09:02) (commentator): Roky is making up ground! Arrem is speeding forwards from the back!
(21:09:03) ProphetofPain: It is sad isn't it foggy?
(21:09:04) Remnance: Newfags can't FERTforce
(21:09:10) (commentator): into the first corner we go, and- OH THE HUMANITY
(21:09:19) (commentator): CALAMITY
(21:09:19) ProphetofPain: Arrem got rekt?
(21:09:21) (commentator): CATASTROPHE
(21:09:26) Remnance: already?
(21:09:31) (commentator): THE TOW TRUCK HAS CRASHED INTO A LOCAL DRUN
(21:09:35) (commentator): *DRUNK
(21:09:36) (commentator): OH NO
(21:09:37) (Paddy): RIP
(21:09:43) (Rokiux): F
(21:09:46) ProphetofPain: Whose truck was it?
(21:09:47) Aberrant: ded
(21:09:47) ProphetofPain: F
(21:09:50) (commentator): SAHDEE HAS CRASHED INTO HIM!
(21:09:51) Goats: F
(21:09:55) (commentator): THEIR CARS ARE RUINED!
(21:09:57) (commentator): FLAMES EVERYWHERE!
(21:09:58) Aberrant: dammit sahdee
(21:09:58) (arrem): just making a note here
(21:10:04) (Ransom): kaput!
(21:10:05) (arrem): i giv u 9 goats and kill 2 dogs if i win
(21:10:06) ProphetofPain: gg sahdee
(21:10:09) (commentator): THE LOCAL DRUNK IS RUNNING WILDLY AROUND IN CIRCLES
(21:10:24) (commentator): HE'S SCREAMING ABOUT FROZEN PEACHES
(21:10:34) (commentator): SAHDEE IS ANGRILY THROWING BRICKS AT PEOPLE
(21:10:36) (commentator): WHAT A CALAMITY
(21:10:36) ProphetofPain: Sounds like a pleb
(21:10:39) (Rokiux): What does that have to do with the race?
(21:10:52) Remnance: Everything Rok
(21:10:57) (Paddy): Sadhee is such a bad looser
(21:11:13) (commentator): Meanwhile, Nurse Rock has been knocked out of the lead by TJ in the Orange Juicer!
(21:11:18) (Ransom): perhaps the drunk will win
(21:11:24) (commentator): Skele is hot on TJ's heels!
(21:11:29) (Ransom): my money is on the drunk now
(21:11:32) (commentator): He's trying to pass Nurse Rock around the inside!
(21:11:46) (commentator): Nurse Rock, as ever, throwing scalpels from The Redheart
(21:11:54) (commentator): But is it enough? No!
(21:12:00) ProphetofPain: Scalpels?
(21:12:04) ProphetofPain: Bloody hell
(21:12:05) (commentator): skele is past!
(21:12:13) (Ransom): spooky!
(21:12:23) (commentator): TJ leads the race, with Skele in second place!
(21:13:05) (commentator): in the mean time, Paddy and Rebound are also falling backwards through the race
(21:13:08) ChatBot: (Foginternetsux) has been logged out (Timeout).
(21:13:18) (commentator): While arrem's monstrous Dog is making up ground rapidly
(21:13:20) Goats: Goodbye second me.
(21:13:30) (arrem): Go Dog go!
(21:13:36) (commentator): The poor thing has been bred in a dog farm purely to be raced
(21:13:38) ProphetofPain: Foking dog.
(21:13:48) Goats: Crash and burn crash and burn
(21:13:51) (commentator): yet another atrocity committed by Vanir
(21:13:59) Goats: Oi
(21:14:01) ProphetofPain: Vanir plebs
(21:14:02) (Rokiux): oi
(21:14:04) (commentator): Who remain the plebs in chief
(21:14:04) Goats: VANIR4LYFE
(21:14:05) ProphetofPain: FERT Aesir
(21:14:16) (Paddy): FERT AESIR
(21:14:26) Remnance: Fucking
(21:14:32) (commentator): but! back to the race! Starr's muffin mobile, fuelled by fresh batches of baked heresy, is progressing towards the front of the pack!
(21:14:38) Remnance: ITS AESIR STRONK YOU PLEBS
(21:14:48) (commentator): Mesh in the Tentomobile is also progressing into the lower teens!
(21:14:51) ProphetofPain: AESIR STRONK
(21:14:55) ProphetofPain: Happy?
(21:14:57) (commentator): What's this? OH, NO!
(21:15:04) (commentator): THE TEA TROLLEY HAS OVERTURNED!
(21:15:15) Remnance: :O
(21:15:16) (Rokiux): YES
(21:15:21) Goats: Uh oh.
(21:15:21) (commentator): FINE CHINA IS EVERYWHERE! AND LUUK HAS DRIVEN OVER THE SMASHED UP CROCKERY!
(21:15:28) (Paddy): I was celebrating the discovery of the atrocity from vanir, so FERT!
(21:15:29) (commentator): HIS CAR HAS A PUNCTURE! THE TYRES ARE USELESS
(21:15:32) Goats: RIP in pieces tea
(21:15:40) (commentator): LUUK SPINS OFF THE ROAD AND INTO A CONCRETE FACTORY!
(21:15:46) Remnance: :coffee: wins again
(21:15:50) (commentator): SAND FLIES EVERYWHERE!
(21:15:57) ProphetofPain: :beer:
(21:16:06) Goats: NOT WHILE DRIVING PROFFY
(21:16:09) (Paddy): That's a concrete loss
(21:16:19) (commentator): More chaos! Tele is also off the road!
(21:16:21) Goats: badum tsch paddy
(21:16:22) ProphetofPain: Foggy I WOULD NEVER....
(21:16:25) ProphetofPain: Maybe a little.
(21:16:33) Goats: Tele pls
(21:16:37) ChatBot: (Ransom) has been logged out (Timeout).
(21:16:52) (commentator): Four drivers off the road now in the tumultuous FCAR Grand Prix of O'ShammyJamson
(21:17:10) Remnance: I wonder what kind of extradimensional adventures tele has
(21:17:18) (commentator): The chaos indeed
(21:17:41) (commentator): Update from the front of the pack! Arrem's dog is passing Rebound for tenth place!
(21:17:42) ProphetofPain: Sweet Sweet Chaos
(21:17:45) ChatBot: (Ransom) logs into the Chat.
(21:17:50) (commentator): This puts the monstrous Dog in the top ten of the race!
(21:17:50) Aberrant: >pop
(21:17:50) ProphetofPain: wb
(21:17:53) Aberrant: >sweet sweet chaos
(21:17:54) (commentator): Look at that horrid thing go!
(21:17:57) (commentator): but, what's this?
(21:17:59) Aberrant executes pop
(21:18:04) (commentator): The Muffin Mobile is hot on Arrem's heels!
(21:18:10) ProphetofPain: Pfft
(21:18:20) (commentator): Starr takes the inside line! Heresy a-spewing, he charges past Arrem!
(21:18:25) ProphetofPain: Begone.
(21:18:30) (arrem): dis is foken fake
(21:18:31) ProphetofPain: Starr D:
(21:18:33) (arrem): dog can't lose
(21:18:37) (arrem): it's genetically superior
(21:18:41) (commentator): Rebound is left in the dust by these two racers
(21:18:53) Goats: Arrem, you inbred a dog with a pony. It's genetically inferior
(21:18:56) Remnance: Go Start go!
(21:19:04) Remnance: *Starr
(21:19:05) ProphetofPain: SHOTS FIRED
(21:19:08) ProphetofPain: SHOTS FIRED
(21:19:09) (commentator): We're now approching the Concrete District!
(21:19:12) (arrem): ahem
(21:19:18) (arrem): i gave it wheels too
(21:19:27) (commentator): Our racers will be challenging with weaving through these vast, grey monoliths!
(21:20:20) ProphetofPain: We should rebomb Oshimsham
(21:20:22) (commentator): Naughty in the prime directive and Agent Noncehooves are both making up a suspicious amount of ground
(21:20:30) (commentator): PBI bribery is probably at work behind the scenes
(21:21:05) (commentator): Meanwhile, Mesh is battling with Fro for 17th place
(21:21:10) (commentator): the Tentomobile dives right!
(21:21:19) (commentator): Fro smashes through the ground floor of Building #12975
(21:21:31) (commentator): Who'll round the corner first? It's Fro!
(21:21:49) ProphetofPain: Ruthless
(21:22:04) (commentator): And now, Theel is on Mesh's tail too!
(21:22:15) (commentator): Mesh is prepared! He's throwing greasy panties to block Theel's path1
(21:22:38) (commentator): Oh, my! 3D must have sunk a lot of sponsorship money into this car.
(21:22:55) Aberrant wonders where they are
(21:22:55) (commentator): but Theel prevails!
(21:23:09) Remnance: At least it wasn't dildos
(21:23:33) (commentator): Meanwhile, in a shock turn of events, Rem has taken his car to the front of the race using some sort of heavy-lift helicopter!
(21:23:47) Remnance: Wehay!
(21:23:57) ProphetofPain: Wot.
(21:24:01) Goats: RIGGED
(21:24:09) (commentator): As we charge towards Dingeworth Point, let us recap the positions of this race
(21:24:32) (commentator): Remnance now leads the race, but he just doesn't have the pace to keep ahead of Starr, TJ, or Skele
(21:24:56) (commentator): Following them are Arrem, whose mutated dog is now in 4th place, and the Bribery Twins of Naughty and Steelhooves
(21:25:12) (arrem): dog dog dog dog dog
(21:25:17) (commentator): Elimi and Poly follow them.
(21:25:24) (Paddy): Real picture of Arrem's dog : http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2​014/08/18/1408368337457_wps_6_Pic​tured_is_Turbo_Roo_on_.jpg
(21:25:33) (commentator): Rokiux has made a brilliant race today, as have Abe. They are currently in 10th and 11th, and are gaining on Poly rapidly
(21:25:40) Remnance: Commentator m8, let me shoot stuff!
(21:25:44) (commentator): Then, it's Theel and Fro
(21:25:49) (commentator): Foggy is catching them quickly
(21:25:49) Aberrant: :carlton:
(21:25:50) (arrem): Nahbro. https://i.imgur.com/HfYGhhG.png
(21:25:51) Goats: Woo!
(21:26:00) (Rokiux): Yay
(21:26:01) (arrem): dog dog dog dog dog dog!
(21:26:06) (commentator): Lolz and CTR have both dropped back badly, as has Nurse Rock
(21:26:07) ProphetofPain: I like paddys picture better.
(21:26:19) (commentator): But, back to the front!
(21:26:23) ChatBot: (Ransom) has been logged out (Timeout).
(21:26:36) Remnance: Per the FCAR bylaws, I'm allowed to destroy municipaly owned building up to 3 times per race!
(21:26:41) Aberrant: Actually arrem's dog
(21:26:42) Aberrant: http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.​net/undertale/images/d/da/Endogen​y.gif/revision/latest?cb=20151011​155112
(21:26:42) (commentator): Dingeworth point is less than a kilometre away now
(21:26:49) (commentator): Allstarr has indeed passed Rem
(21:27:00) (commentator): and TJ is now catching Starr! Will this be a pass?
(21:27:10) (commentator): TJ goes right! Starr goes left! But, what's this?
(21:27:16) (commentator): STARR HAS DRIVEN INTO THE SEA!
(21:27:25) Remnance: STARR NO
(21:27:31) Goats: Starry y?
(21:27:31) (commentator): THE MUFFIN MOBILE, A BOAT ON WHEELS, IS FLOATING!
(21:27:48) (commentator): HE'S BYPASSING DINGEWORTH POINT'S TIGHT SAND ROADS!
(21:27:50) ProphetofPain: Thats what you get for having a car powered on heresy
(21:27:52) (commentator): WOW!
(21:27:54) Goats: CHEATER
(21:28:05) (Paddy): RIGGED
(21:28:07) Remnance: STARR YES
(21:28:12) (commentator): That's just the power of Muffins, chroma's most popular breakfast product!
(21:28:15) ProphetofPain: It's adapting
(21:28:18) (commentator): Buy yours today!
(21:28:18) ProphetofPain: Not cheating
(21:28:34) Goats: Oh god, we have ads?
(21:28:38) (commentator): Meanwhile, Abe and Rok have passed Elim and Poly
(21:28:45) (commentator): but Rem is now firing his cannon at them! What a meanie!
(21:28:51) (commentator): why, what's this?
(21:28:56) ProphetofPain: Rem!
(21:29:00) ProphetofPain: Wooo
(21:29:01) Aberrant baps rem
(21:29:05) (commentator): Arrem's Dog is being irradiated by Dingeworth Point Nuclear Power Station!
(21:29:09) (commentator): It's gaining sentience!
(21:29:09) Remnance: :hyper:
(21:29:10) Goats: Uh oh.
(21:29:13) ProphetofPain: ...
(21:29:16) ProphetofPain: Oh dear god
(21:29:21) Lolzrfunni: :O
(21:29:23) Goats: Why did you play God Arrem? WHY?
(21:29:41) (arrem): God is just doG backwards. :>
(21:29:54) Remnance: Oh fug :-DDDDDD
(21:29:55) Lolzrfunni: Oh dear
(21:29:55) Lolzrfunni: the commentator is now comatose
(21:29:57) Lolzrfunni shakes commentator
(21:30:03) ProphetofPain: Hmm
(21:30:05) Lolzrfunni: I blame that damn dog
(21:30:13) Goats: we're doomed
(21:30:20) (arrem): dog dog dog dog dog dog dog
(21:30:42) Lolzrfunni watches the static on his in-car TV monitor
(21:30:58) Lolzrfunni watches millions of tiny dogs dance across the screen
(21:31:14) Lolzrfunni: Oooh
(21:31:15) Lolzrfunni: happe
(21:31:26) ChatBot: (commentator) has been logged out (Timeout).
(21:31:27) ProphetofPain: Welp
(21:31:30) ProphetofPain: Fuck
(21:31:32) Lolzrfunni: RIP
(21:31:35) Lolzrfunni: We need a space clone
(21:31:45) Remnance: F
(21:32:03) (Paddy): Who bribed the commentator to stop ? who ?
(21:32:06) Lolzrfunni: The race has been red-flagged until a new commentator appears
(21:32:20) Lolzrfunni: until then, muffins and soup shall be dispensed to the drivers
(21:32:23) ProphetofPain: (whispers) Want me to make up a commentator?
(21:32:24) (arrem): I offered the commentator 9 goats and said that I'd kill 3 dogs if Dog wins?
(21:32:25) Lolzrfunni puts on relaxing jazz
(21:32:28) (arrem): That's absurd!
(21:32:35) Remnance: Mm, muffins
(21:32:37) ProphetofPain: So we need to start the cloning chambers?
(21:32:44) Lolzrfunni: don't worry
(21:32:47) Remnance starts brewing some coffee
(21:32:49) (Paddy) sells a new commentator
(21:32:55) ChatBot: (Paddy) rolls 2d6 and gets 5,4.
(21:32:56) Lolzrfunni: the lads at FCAR Broadcasting Control have started the machine up
(21:33:12) ChatBot: (Commentator) logs into the Chat.
(21:33:15) Goats: Ooo soup sounds good.
(21:33:21) (Commentator): God, I love being clones.
(21:33:28) (Commentator): Or cloned.
(21:33:29) ProphetofPain: ...
(21:33:34) Remnance: ooooh, this one has a capital C!
(21:33:36) ProphetofPain: This one seems defective
(21:33:47) (Commentator): nah
(21:34:01) ProphetofPain: Seems like it has part arrem in it.
(21:34:03) (Commentator): grammar failures always happen on a new clone
(21:34:21) (Commentator): AHem
(21:34:26) (Commentator): the race has been green-flagged
(21:34:29) (Commentator): it's back on!
(21:34:36) Goats: FCAR
(21:34:38) (Commentator): the Dog has now been returned to normal
(21:34:45) (Commentator): it appears that someone whacked him with a large shovel
(21:34:49) (arrem): dog dog dog dog dgo
(21:34:49) (Commentator): and that calmed it down a bit
(21:35:21) (Commentator): It's all to play for in the slippery Dingeworth Point section of the course
(21:35:35) (Commentator): And- Uh oh!
(21:35:43) (Commentator): Doc Periwinkle accidentally got up to 88!
(21:35:47) (Commentator): He's disappeared completely.
(21:35:52) (Commentator): Ooops.
(21:36:01) Remnance: :O
(21:36:05) Goats: He'll be back in the sequel.
(21:36:06) (Commentator): Meanwhile, Arrem is chasing Skele!
(21:36:08) ProphetofPain: Horrible
(21:36:22) (Commentator): The Dog and the Spookymobile seem to be a close match on these muddy roads
(21:36:34) (Commentator): Skele is trying to steal all of arrem's fun!
(21:36:46) (arrem): go dog go
(21:36:55) Remnance: Dog, those bones aren't for eating!
(21:36:55) (Rokiux): dgo dog dgo
(21:36:58) (Commentator): Allstarr has returned to land nowq
(21:37:03) (Commentator): he's very smug-looking
(21:37:10) (Commentator): as Starr has almost finished the race
(21:37:17) (Commentator): TJ is drawing ahead of Skele and arrem
(21:37:25) (Commentator): Rem is still trying to shoot at Roky
(21:37:36) (arrem): you can fokken do dis dog
(21:37:45) Remnance: Pew pew
(21:37:46) (Commentator): Nearer the back, Rebound, the horsey, and Poppie's EveryThingIsHeresyMobile are having a scrap!
(21:37:52) (Commentator): The horsey is galloping ahead!
(21:38:10) (Commentator): but Poppie barges the Horsey off the track!
(21:38:11) ProphetofPain: Dogs and horses.
(21:38:13) (arrem): how come we avent heard anything about the commiemobile
(21:38:15) ProphetofPain: Wooot
(21:38:19) (Commentator): rebound has remained largely passive, hoping to catch Poppie
(21:38:31) (Commentator): but to no avail, Poppie is too far ahead.
(21:38:46) (Rokiux): I am in the commiemobile.
(21:38:47) Goats: Don't worry Arrem, Flying High has been kept safe and not blown up by not being mentioned.
(21:38:50) (Commentator): driver Bob in the Tentomobile seems to have abandoned winning the race
(21:39:13) (Commentator): instead, he's broadcasting images from /r/handinpanties using an old CRT TV in the back of the Tentomobile
(21:39:24) ProphetofPain: Good man.
(21:39:38) (Rokiux): Whatever floats his boat
(21:39:41) (Commentator): Making this the first FCAR race ever to be 18+.
(21:39:59) (Commentator): Apart from the one with all the dancing strippers.
(21:40:11) Remnance: Starr, close your eyes!
(21:40:17) (Commentator): Meanwhile, Starr has finished the race!
(21:40:26) (Commentator): Muffins, once again, are triumphant. Yay.
(21:40:27) (Rokiux): Yay~
(21:40:28) (arrem): wot teh fok
(21:40:28) ProphetofPain: Aww
(21:40:37) ProphetofPain: I was hoping for rem to win
(21:40:39) (Commentator): TJ is not far from the finish now, and he's safe from Arrem or Skele
(21:40:40) (arrem): i fokken promised u 9 dogs
(21:40:43) (arrem): goats*
(21:40:50) (arrem): nd i said id keel 3 dogs
(21:40:53) (Commentator): but Skele and Arrem remain close! They're fighting for third!
(21:40:54) ProphetofPain: I promised you 500 RPCK Dinars!
(21:41:02) (Commentator): Will it be Bones or Banter?
(21:41:04) Remnance: theres a point where the pleb usurps their patrician
(21:41:09) ProphetofPain: Bones!
(21:41:09) (Commentator): Arrem is throwing cevapi at Skele!
(21:41:13) Remnance: and that happened when Starr became a meme
(21:41:22) (Commentator): Skele is using his FunSucker300!
(21:41:25) (arrem): GOVNO JEDNO SOK OD JABUKE KURAC
(21:41:31) (Commentator): It's working! Arrem has no fun left!
(21:41:37) Lolzrfunni: fokin boneguy
(21:41:38) ProphetofPain: heh
(21:41:42) (arrem): KOZA IDE U GRAD SVAKI DAN
(21:41:53) (arrem): TO NIJE MOJE MLIJEKO
(21:41:57) (Commentator): And, as TJ takes second place, Skele and Arrem join the final straight
(21:42:04) (Commentator): Arrem makes one last push for third
(21:42:11) (arrem): goooo doooog
(21:42:11) (Commentator): but Dog gives out!
(21:42:18) (arrem): NO HE FOKEN DOESNT U MONG
(21:42:19) (Commentator): Arrem is flung across the finishing line behind Skele's car!
(21:42:21) (arrem): DOG IS LOVE
(21:42:22) ProphetofPain: :doh:
(21:42:23) (arrem): DOG IS LYFE
(21:42:28) (Commentator): Skele takes third! Arrem takes fourth!
(21:42:50) (Commentator): Naughty and Steelhoves drive past, taking 5th and 6th
(21:42:52) ProphetofPain: Arrem didn't even get the bronze
(21:42:54) (Commentator): Rem takes 7th!
(21:43:00) (Commentator): Roky takes 8th, Abe takes 8th
(21:43:03) (arrem): OBVIOUSLY RIGGED
(21:43:06) (Rokiux): Wait what
(21:43:11) Aberrant: o3o
(21:43:12) Goats: They tied for 8th?
(21:43:17) (arrem): rigged confirmed
(21:43:18) ProphetofPain: Poor rem
(21:43:18) (arrem): redo
(21:43:22) (Commentator): Elim, with Poly hanging on the back, passes the finish. He's in 10th and his hitchhiker is 11th.
(21:43:31) Remnance: :shrug:
(21:43:34) (Commentator): Theel is in 13th
(21:43:43) (Commentator): 12th, that is
(21:43:44) ProphetofPain: There goes my bet on rem
(21:43:44) Aberrant shrugs intenseky
(21:43:45) Goats: Who took 12th?
(21:43:47) ProphetofPain: and bribe
(21:43:47) ChatBot: Aberrant rolls 2d6 and gets 5,6.
(21:43:55) (Commentator): and, meanwhile, it's a Metropolis Daja-based trio
(21:43:56) Remnance: The tank is kind of slow
(21:44:04) (Commentator): as Foggy, Fro and Auzzie pass the line
(21:44:06) (arrem): This is obviously rigged. The commentator is blind and should be replaced.
(21:44:07) Aberrant 's shrug destroys the very fabric of reality
(21:44:16) (Commentator): for 13th, 14th and 15th positions
(21:44:20) Goats: Yay! Third Daja!
(21:44:33) (Commentator): Then, is't Blee, Zwoosh, and Driver Bob in the Tentomobile
(21:44:42) (Commentator): before Poppie and Rebound round out the top 20
(21:44:46) (Commentator): The horsey is in 22nd
(21:45:09) Lolzrfunni: *21st
(21:45:10) ProphetofPain: That reminds me I need to replace the everything is heresy mobile with something more...
(21:45:13) ProphetofPain: Emerald heights
(21:45:15) (Commentator): CTR and Lolz ins 22nd and 23rd
(21:45:22) (Commentator): Cdos in 24th
(21:45:24) (Commentator): Paddy in 25th
(21:45:29) (arrem): fokken dum lalzer
(21:45:32) (Commentator): Yeti Mobile in 25th
(21:45:40) (Commentator): Mossey in 27th
(21:45:45) (Commentator): Redis in 28thDamn
(21:45:50) (Commentator): Nurse Rock in 29th
(21:46:05) (Commentator): And finally, it's Doc Periwinkle
(21:46:19) (Commentator): who went one minute into the future, putting him at the back of the race.
(21:46:36) (Commentator): Tele, Geeker, Luuk and Sahdee failed to finish
(21:46:47) (Commentator): and shall be consigned to the FCAR hall of shame forever more.
(21:46:52) (Paddy): Did you ... forget me ?
(21:46:59) Goats: No.
(21:47:02) Goats: You came in 25th.
(21:47:03) (Paddy): Oh can't read haha
(21:47:19) (Commentator): And that was the FCAR Grand Prix of O'Shongalong
(21:47:32) (Commentator): Yay!
(21:47:35) (Commentator): ,,,
(21:47:37) Goats: GG everyone.
(21:47:37) (Commentator): umm
(21:47:39) (Commentator): err
(21:47:46) (Commentator): don't forget to buy muffins.
(21:47:47) (arrem): SO
(21:47:51) (arrem): NO DOGS WILL BE KILLED TODAY
(21:47:55) (arrem): hope you're all happy
(21:48:06) (Commentator): But, before we go, we have an interview with Arrem.
(21:48:17) (Commentator): Arrem, how do you feel about the results of your first race?
(21:48:18) ProphetofPain: Oh god
(21:48:21) Goats: May want to kill that genetic abomination you created for losing you the race Arrem.
(21:48:47) (Commentator): I think Arrem is dead.
(21:48:49) (Commentator): Oh well.
(21:48:53) (arrem): no
(21:48:54) (arrem): Fokin ell m8, lyke i tried to bribe la
(21:49:02) (arrem): lzer to win but it didn't fokken work.
(21:49:05) (Commentator): See you all next time!
(21:49:12) (arrem): But oh well, 4th place is fokken naise.
(21:49:15) ChatBot: (Commentator) logs out of the Chat.