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  1. → Zion has joined
  2. SS
  3. YO
  4. FOOL
  5. Zion
  6. what?
  7. what's happening now in the ever changing world of Stammers?
  8. SS
  9. I can flyyyyyy
  10. Zion
  11. what
  12. SS
  13. flying
  14. i can fly
  15. Zion
  16. like
  17. legit?
  18. SS
  19. 2 legit to quit
  20. and yes
  21. im like
  22. an eagle
  23. and i got cool pyjamas
  24. and by cool
  25. i mean lame
  26. Zion
  27. huh
  28. SS
  29. like really really lame
  30. but i can fly!
  31. Zion
  32. flying
  33. wow
  34. how?
  35. SS
  36. ummmm
  37. would you believe me
  38. if i said
  39. red bull gives you wings
  40. Zion
  41. I tried that
  42. it turned out to be false marketing
  43. SS
  44. what if i told you
  45. I injested loads of helium
  46. would you believe me then?
  47. Zion
  48. no
  49. I actually paid attention in chemistry class
  50. SS
  51. oh shit
  52. why
  53. god that shit is boring
  54. anyway
  55. i died
  56. on the slab
  57. and now im like a badass
  58. Zion
  59. ............
  60. SS
  61. *moar of a badass
  62. like super badass
  63. Zion
  64. you're alive
  65. SS
  66. yea thats right
  67. just call me
  68. super badass
  69. Zion
  70. you can't be dead
  71. SS
  72. yup
  73. super alive
  74. wot?
  75. yea
  76. im live and kickin
  77. and hungry for kfc
  78. fuck theres no kfc's left is there
  79. hmph
  80. you any good at making chicken?
  81. not cause your a women or anything
  82. im not saying you should stay in the kitchen
  83. fuck nevermind
  84. anyway
  85. Zion
  86. .........
  87. SS
  88. how are you :D
  89. Zion
  90. so
  91. SS
  92. dots
  93. Zion
  94. are you telling me
  95. SS
  96. hmm
  97. Zion
  98. you died on the sacrificial slab
  99. SS
  100. most definetley ys
  101. Zion
  102. and now you are
  103. SS
  104. it was rather unpleasant
  105. Zion
  106. Changed Forever?
  107. SS
  108. super sayan
  109. nah im still badass ss
  110. just even moar badass
  111. Zion
  112. ......................
  113. SS
  114. with like flying powers
  115. duttle said something bout being a god i think
  116. * Zion has disconnected
  117. SS
  118. i dunno tho
  119. @RascalyWabit
  120. rekt
  121. * SS adds Zion
  122. SS
  123. you seem to have dced
  124. its cool
  125. what I was saying
  126. Zion
  127. except
  128. I didn't dc
  129. SS
  130. hm?
  131. say wahhhhhht
  132. you okay???
  133. Zion
  134. yes
  135. SS
  136. oh god please tell me your okay
  137. Zion
  138. I am fine
  139. SS
  140. thank god
  141. whats up then?
  142. misclick?
  143. * Zion has disconnected
  144. * SS adds zion
  145. SS
  146. it happened again
  147. i think your connection sucks
  148. here
  149. Zion
  150. how weird
  151. SS
  152. lemme get duttle
  153. he can help with that
  154. * SS adds duttle
  155. SS
  156. yo fool
  157. zions connections playing up
  158. i need you
  159. and your elite haxor skills
  160. to fix it
  161. ....
  162. duttle?
  163. fuck he's too busy fucking sexy lamps isn't he
  164. welp Zion we're just gonna have to bear with it
  165. so
  166. as i was saying
  167. ⓘ RascalyWabit is now known as Duttle
  168. SS
  169. how have you been :DDD
  170. @Duttle
  171. Stammers
  172. SS
  173. HERE HE IS
  174. take your fucking time m80
  175. @Duttle
  176. Are you aware that you are in the middle of a warzone
  177. SS
  178. it seems that way
  179. but id say it was more of a teaparty
  180. gone sour
  181. @Duttle
  182. Zion.
  183. Zion
  184. yes
  185. @Duttle
  186. Pleasure to be on this chat interface with you again.
  187. Zion
  188. thank
  189. you
  190. SS
  191. Duttle such manners
  192. @Duttle
  193. I would say hello but how can words be real if our mouths are not real.
  194. SS
  195. stfu with your bs Duttle
  196. Zion
  197. tell me, did this guy really kill himself?
  198. @Duttle
  199. He did.
  200. SS
  201. ^there goes my cover#
  202. thanks dude
  203. @Duttle
  204. His body currently lies dead on his pretty orange slab.
  205. Zion
  206. I See.
  207. SS
  208. but im fine
  209. like
  210. im like superman
  211. right Duttle?
  212. @Duttle
  213. Superman isn't real.
  214. SS
  215. I said LIKE
  216. Zion
  217. if my father had succeeded in killing me on the purple slab, would I be like he is now?
  218. SS
  219. you fucktard
  220. just tell Zion that im okay
  221. and im cool
  222. and a badass
  223. @Duttle
  224. No. You would be purple.
  225. SS
  226. (just not as cool ooooooooo zinnnnng)
  227. purplw
  228. im orange
  229. im like a badass fruit
  230. coming too...
  231. Zion
  232. I See.
  233. Thank You Duttle
  234. You Have Provided Much Insight
  235. SS
  236. yo Duttle what can i actually do now that im all orange?
  237. * Zion has disconnected
  238. * SS add Zion
  239. @Duttle
  240. I never did answer that question did I?
  241. SS
  242. damn
  243. nope
  244. no you didnt
  245. you ass
  246. Zion
  247. SS have been blocked by ES
  248. SS
  249. zion your connection okay?
  250. 0_0
  251. I think someones attacking her or something
  252. @Duttle
  253. No doubt.
  254. SS
  255. ^^^ thanks for the reassurance
  256. now
  257. back to the talky talks
  258. what can i do
  259. DO I HAVE LASER EYES
  260. VEEEPPEPEPEPEP VEEEEEEEPEPEPEP
  261. @Duttle
  262. I'm not sure.. What can you do stammers?
  263. SS
  264. dance
  265. i can dance the safety dance
  266. but seriously
  267. you fucking know wht i mean
  268. what am i know
  269. that im all orange
  270. and what are the benefits/detriments
  271. WAIT
  272. i already knwo a detriment
  273. - theses clothes such
  274. *suck
  275. anyway
  276. continue
  277. Zion
  278. SS have been unblocked by ES
  279. * Zion has joined
  280. * SS adds Zion
  281. Zion
  282. Don't.
  283. SS
  284. I fucking knew it
  285. @Duttle
  286. Stammers
  287. SS
  288. someone attacked you
  289. right?
  290. Zion
  291. Contact Me Again.
  292. * Zion has left
  293. SS
  294. why?
  295. 0_0
  296. Zion
  297. SS has been blocked by ES
  298. SS
  299. i think i should contact her again
  300. damn
  301. anyway
  302. im sure its a phase
  303. @Duttle
  304. Stammers I think you may have been wrong about your assumption that she was under attack.
  305. SS
  306. mmmm
  307. welp
  308. shell grow out of it
  309. or w/e
  310. anyway
  311. questions need answered squiddy dude
  312. @Duttle
  313. I cannot say much
  314. The programming forbids me.
  315. But I can tell you that you are now mostly immortal.
  316. SS
  317. booooooooooom bitches
  318. @Duttle
  319. And that you are a Prince of Light
  320. SS
  321. right
  322. what the fuck is that
  323. i seem to be the prince of verything
  324. little dudes on the purple place called me prince
  325. Zion
  326. (Meanwhile, on LoOaF, Zion takes 5 damage for screaming and hitting a wall.)
  327. @Duttle
  328. Hmmm....
  329. SS
  330. yo
  331. do
  332. du
  333. @Duttle
  334. I don't believe even I know the answer to that question Stammers
  335. SS
  336. hmm
  337. can i like
  338. laser eyes
  339. or wolverine claws
  340. or wot
  341. @Duttle
  342. I believe I am done talking.
  343. SS
  344. nooowait
  345. you need to tell me
  346. how to get away
  347. from the fightyfights
  348. plsssss
  349. its boring heree
  350. @Duttle
  351. You could simply fly
  352. SS
  353. wot
  354. to where
  355. @Duttle
  356. Up.
  357. SS
  358. into space :OOO
  359. am i that
  360. invincivle
  361. sounds baller
  362. @Duttle
  363. This medium is titles the Incipisphere
  364. SS
  365. is that a yes?
  366. @Duttle
  367. I think that it is indeed an important distinction to make, is what I am saying
  368. SS
  369. k
  370. but is it a yes ???
  371. * Duttle leaves
  372. SS
  373. WELL FUCK YOU TOO
  374. * SS flies up
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