Parkour is cool? I don't think so. Wearing a fedora, debating religion on Reddit, creating dank memes, raiding on WoW, etc is cool. Jumping around like a monkey is for plebs.-Dan K. Mayme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEjdJMkYwio

Meme aficionado and Michael Jackson expert here. This is most of MJs grunts but you've left quiet a few out. I have reported this video for misleading title and highly suggest others do so as well. You are an embarrassment to your parents.tips fedora-Dan K. Mayme, Gilded Redditor and moderator of /r/music
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e62M-5-7ajY

This guy sounds so similar to Forrest Gump! Very cool.-Dan K. Mayme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6n8IwcW21Xs

Redditor here. The object you see at approximately 3 seconds is just a bird, most likely a bald eagle due to it's wingspan, that is flying by. The trail of smoke is just a fart and nothing more.-Dan K. Mayme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG-slWve1hQ

Redditor with a very high IQ here. Muslim religion tells them they have to give money to anyone that asks. Making beggers on of the wealthiest careers in the region.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oI2vBqxhJFQ

Darude - Sandstorm. Such a classic song.-Dan K. Mayme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwfZ6fectOk

Remove this video immediately! I did not give you permission to upload my personal video and I'm currently suing the mall for damages (luckily I wasn't wearing any of my rare fedoras). There was no sign for a weight limit and I only weight 110lbs so even if there was I would be fine. It's clear their equipment was not maintained correctly which resulted in my injuries.-Dan K. Mayme, A classy Redditor stuck in the le friend-zone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuDCUhzJC_A

Interesting but a little out of my price range. I'll be interested when it's on sale.-Dan K. Mayme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkfBWAJ7kbI

Expert Redditor here. Going to have to stamp this one as a fake. Turkeys only come out of hibernation in November for Thanksgiving and it's April.-Dan K. Mayme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ab7P2kDRBuE

This is why I will only bred with other intellectual Redditors. M'ladies of Reddit, please PM me details of your karma, IQ and a naked picture.-Dan K. Mayme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGLMFfKsk3M

This is actually a raven. I'm a moderator on www.reddit.com/r/birdswitharms so you could say I'm an avian expert. Please learn the difference between them. It's bad enough you filmed this vertically.-Dan K. Mayme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aP7V_KtOzJc

I wish a m'lady would take her dress off for me. Instead I'm stuck helping her zip up her dress (I'm a nice guy) so she can go out on a date. Friend-zoned again.-Dan K. Mayme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tKhr5Ujbd4

Moderator of /r/science over on Reddit.com. This rodent was invented when us scientists decided to breed a door mouse and a duckling. Unfortunately this one doesn't have wings and will most likely be euthanized.-Dan K. Mayme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YIZgNC8bSnE

Owner of 7 cats here. I urge you to add an annotation to warn others not to try this at home. Letting a wild wolf near a cat is very dangerous. One killed my cat after I put him outside for knocking over my cup of Mountain Dew.-Dan K. Mayme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Npy3RenhZf8

Why is the ground always wet but it's never raining in England? Because there is no god, that's why. Checkmate Religion.-Dan K. Mayme
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTNPPNAMxGA