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- >You are Anonymous.
- >Once, you were hailed as a valiant and skilled hero back in your world. Slayer of demons, protector of the realm and all round stud.
- >But you've been forced to abandon such titles long ago when a shape-shifting sorcerer tricked you, sending you into this land of Equestria.
- >At first, when you arrived in this strange world, you felt lost and without purpose. These creatures rarely fight after all and if they do, it is with words.
- >A man of steel such as yourself is not needed here.
- >Also the mead is shit.
- >So after you started a brewery, you once again found your purpose.
- >A cause you can rally behind.
- >Up, in the highest balcony of this tree house, awaits a princess. Forced to remain locked away by a devilsome dragon who's breathe is so intense it burns in the colour of a vibrant emerald.
- >But fire isn't not enough to scare you.
- >You are Anonymous after all. Protector of the realm once more.
- >And today is the day.
- >You will slay the beast and rescue the princess.
- >"I can't talk ya outta this, can I?" Asks Applejack as you finish some last minute stretches.
- "Nay. But do not fear for me Jack of Apple. I will taste victory this day."
- >"Twilight isn't locked in there, she just studies a lot--"
- >She ceases her nagging once you charge into battle, shield raised and sword at the ready.
- >Steel collides with wood as the door is thrown of it's hinges and to the floor.
- "Come foul beast, let us do battle!"
- >You shout as you stand there, waiting for some kind of surprise attack.
- >Then you see him enter from the other, one eyebrow raised as he look at you in confusion.
- >He best not be underestimating you for that will be the last mistake he ever makes.
- >"Anon, what are you doing?"
- "I have come for the princess."
- >"Twilight? She's just upstairs. I'll go get her for you."
- "You would use the princess as a shield? A cruel tactic for a creature of evil."
- >He goes to run upstairs but you hold your sword out, blocking his path.
- >Now he is nervous.
- >You look into his eyes, take in the fear.
- >He can see his time has come in the reflection of your blade.
- >The monster looks up at you and gives you a uneasy smile before fleeing from you. You don't waste a second and give chase.
- >For such a little creature, he sure can move fast.
- >You give a swift swing of your sword but he leaps over it in time.
- >The second swing ends up cutting a chair he ran under.
- >He doesn't slow down but all this plate mail you're wearing is wearing you out.
- >Should have gone with chain mail and just a few plates of armour but it's too late to change now. You've already entered battle.
- "Pray tell, how does one so small move their fat little legs so swiftly," you as you swing again.
- >"Squats bro," Spike mockily retorts.
- "Stay still dammit," you thunderously shout as you thrust your sword forwards.
- >Spike looks over his shoulder in time to see your sword lunging at him and instinctively dive rolls to the side.
- >Your sword however, continues along its path until it hits one of the book cases, impaling a book.
- >"You stabbed Daring Do and the Last Crusade," Spike shieks, "I'm telling Twilight."
- "W-What? You would tattle on me?"
- >"TWIIIILLIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGHHHHHHHTTTTT!"
- >Before you can barter with him, Twilight is already standing on the stairs, looking down at you.
- >"What happened in here?"
- "N-Nothing--"
- >"Anon chased me with a sword and broke everything before stabbing one of your Daring Do books."
- "Tis but a lie," you plead defensively.
- >Twilight glares intensely at you as you realise your sword is still firmly planted in her book case and you're still holding the hilt.
- "He started it."
- >You point at the smug dragon who pokes his forked, devil tongue out at you.
- >"Go home Anon. I'll send you the bill for all this."
- "B-But princess, I came here to slay this beast and free you from his lair."
- >She doesn't respond, only continues to give you that same stare that reads you need to leave.
- >In a fit of anger you throw down your helmet and shield before stomping away.
- >You stop in the doorway and turn to Spike.
- "Do not think this be over demonspawn. I will free the princess from your poisoned clutches and then we shall be wed--"
- >"LEAVE NOW," Twilight screams with rose tinted cheeks.
- "As you wish, mi'lady," you reply with a bow before leaving the battlefield for a cup of mead.
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