CYOA - Derpy (Clop/Dark)

>It's a beautiful morning
>The sun is shining
>Bird are chirping
>Everything is great
>You are smiling as you eat your breakfast
>Enjoying this beautiful morning
>Until a loud crash shakes your entire house
>Knocking down plates
>Making you shake in your seat
>Holy shit, you didn't think they had earthquakes here
>But as soon as it started, it stops
>You look around with wide eyes
>Your place is a mess
>"Sorry!"
>You hear a voice from outside
>The voice of a mare
>You rush to your door and open it
>The entire garden is fucked
>Like someone dropped a nuke on it
>Before you stands a gray mare with a blonde mane
>She's wearing a mail bag
>Her eyes are looking in two different directions
>"Sorry. I didn't mean to do that."
>Her voice is oddly endearing
>Odd being the key word
>It's strange
>Like there's something wrong with her

"Holy shit, are you okay?"
>The grey mare nods enthusiastically
>"I'm fine. I'm sorry about your garden."
>You take a look around again
>Every single flower is wrecked
>Like someone dove right through it with a car
>You sigh heavily
>It would take days to get it back to normal
>This fucking sucked
>"I got your mail!"
>The grey mare looks to you with a smile
>Her hoof is full of letters, which she hands to you
>Shifting through them, you see nothing special
>"So, uh, you're a human, right?"
>You look up at the pony
>Her eyes creep you out
>It's like she's trying to look confused
>She just looks retarded to you
>Not that you wanted to make fun of her
>But you were sure there was something wrong with her

"I'm Anonymous, but you can call me Anon."
>You smile at the mare
>She might be a little slow on the updraft
>But she is endearing
>Her happiness is really contagious
>You stick your hand out and ruffle her mane gently
>Derpy giggles like a child
>"That's a strange name. But you aren't a pony, so it's okay."
>There's something odd about her
>Like you just want to hug her forever
>She's so cute
>"I gotta get back to delivering the mail. Maybe we can be friends and hang out later?"
>She keeps the smiling going
>You're almost laughing at this point
>Sweet Jesus this mare is adorable
>She should have Pinkie's job
>Just go around and make people happy

"Yeah, sure, anytime."
>Derpy does a little loop through the air and cheers
>"All right, see you later new friend!"
>She looks back at you while flying away
>Waving with her hoof
>You try to call out but she flies right into a sign on the way
>She did seem extraordinarily clumsy
>You look around at the garden one last time
>Although you love it, you don't feel like fixing it right now
>Instead, you go inside and get out a book
>Today is relaxation day
>And you were going to enjoy it
>Hours pass with your book
>You don't even realise it
>Not until you hear something rustle outside
>Finally you look up from the book
>It's become afternoon
>The rustling continues for a while
>It must be a stray cat or something
>You open the door to shoo it off
>But when you look out, there is no cat
>There's Derpy, tending to your garden
>Digging up broken flowers and planting new ones
>And she has actually done a great job of it
>She's humming a tune to herself
>It's awfully off-key, but she doesn't seem to mind
>"Oh, hey, Anon. I'm sorry about your garden, so I thought I should fix it!"

>Not only is she super cute
>She's also super helpful
>What a great person, er, mare
"Aw, hey, you didn't have to do that. Come on in and clean up. I'll fix us something to eat."
>Derpy giggles at that and gets up
>You invite her into your home
>"Oooh. It's nice!"
>This mare really was a constant bubble of happiness
>Acting like everything was new and wonderful
>Walking through the house, you show her the bathroom
>You leave her to it and go to the kitchen
>You weren't a good chef, but you weren't terrible
>With how Derpy acted, she would probably enjoy your food a lot
>As you're mixing salads you hear a loud crash
>With panic in your heart, you rush to the bathroom
>You knock on the door before entering
"Derpy? Are you okay in there?"
>From inside comes a quiet groan
>"Sorry!"
>Oh, God
>You don't want to see what happened in there
"It's fine, just be careful. Don't want you to get hurt."
>"I will!"
>With a sigh you go back to the food
>You finish up and get the table ready
>As you're putting the finishing touches to it, Derpy returns
>Her mane is still wet
>It catches you off guard
>It's oddly attractive
>"That looks good Anon!"

>It seems this mare is made of happiness, compliments and accidents
>Truly it makes for a strange combination
>But it was quite endearing
>The only thing that still spooked you out was the eyes
"Well, thank you. Come sit."
>You pull out the larger chair made for pony guests
>Derpy happily sits down
>Before you can sit down yourself, she's already dug in
>She's munching loudly on her food
>"Mmm! Thasthy!"
>You forget to eat as you're watching her
>Everything she does is absolutely adorable
>She's like that plushie you had as a kid
>Except a living, breathing pony
>"So Ahnohn."
>She gulps loudly as she swallows her food
>"What do you do here?"

>You think about it for a second
>Ever since you got here, you've just kind of been here
>Hanging out with ponies
>Living your life in relaxation
"I don't really do much... huh."
>No, you don't really do much
>Now that you think about it, your life is pretty empty
>You have no real obligations
>No responsibilities
>You just do whatever you really want to
>"That sounds nice!"
>Derpy beings eating loudly again
"Yeah... yeah."
>You look at your food
>Suddenly you're not really hungry
>It's just the same, day in day out
>No real change at all
>Your life has grown stale
>Like an old, retired man
>But you were so young
>Full of life and energy
>"Is something wrong, Anon?"
>You snap out of it and look at Derpy
>Her ears are hanging low
>She's still smiling at you
>But it's a small smile
>Barely even there
>One of her eyes look to you in worry
>The other looking in some random direction

>You smile politely at Derpy
>You don't really wish to discuss this right now
>No need to ruin the mood
>Instead, you turn the attention to Derpy
"So, how is your life? Do you have other friends? Family? A special somepony?"
>Derpy lights up instantly
>"I have lots of friends! Ponies here are so nice! I know I'm a bit clumsy, but they all like me anyway!"
>A bit was an understatement
>"I don't really know my family, though. And I don't have a special somepony."
>She gives a bittersweet smile at the end
>"Stallions want pretty mares like Rarity or Fluttershy."
>She lets out a quiet sigh
>"But I'm happy. I get to deliver mail and see all my friends every day!"
>Back to her bubbly self
>Either she was bipolar or really good at staying happy
>Whatever the case, she makes you smile

"I think you're pretty, Derpy."
>The grey mare stops eating
>For one brief moment, her eyes align properly
>She looks right at you
>A slight blush on her cheeks
>"You, you really think I'm pretty?"
>She looks at you in complete awe
>"Nobody's ever called me pretty before."
>You feel your heart sink just a little
>Nobody ever called her pretty
>That has to be rough
>You know how stallions swarm around mares like Rarity
>It's gotta be tough having no one
>But not even her friends called her pretty
>Maybe these ponies weren't so friendly as you thought
>Derpy's eyes return to the crossed position in a split second
>Her smile is a bit smaller
>But it's a genuinely happy, warm smile
>"I think you're pretty too. Even if you aren't a pony."

>That's it
>You're giving this mare a hug
>You get up from your chair without a word
>Derpy looks at you in surprise
>"Did I do something wrong?"
>You say nothing to her
>As you move closer her ears start dropping
>She flinches as you lean in
>But as you lay your arms gently around her she giggles
>With almost crushing strength she returns the hug
>You rub her back with one free hand
>"Mmm."
>Derpy really is like a conscious pet
>Always happy, enjoys being petted
>You could see yourself living a life with her
>Woah, what happened
>You just wanted to hug her, that's all
>That's it, no more
>Just a friendly hug for a friendly mare
>"You're great Anon. You shouldn't live here all alone."
>She had a point
>Living alone was great for a while
>But as time passed it felt odd
>No family, no girlfriend
>Just a big old empty house
>Granted, you had lot of space for your stuff
>But it got lonely at times
>Even though you had always been a secluded type
>Now it just felt weird
>Like something was missing

"Well... Do you wanna live with me?"
>Derpy leans back
>She looks at you with one eye
>"Oh, I, um."
>You're not sure why you asked, really
>You've known the mare for less than a day
>But something made you hope
>She is so nice
"Look, uh, never mind."
>You go back to your chair and sit down
>Reluctantly you start eating
>It doesn't taste as good as you thought it would
>Kind of bland, really
>"Hey, don't be sad. I'm still your friend, and we can have fun all the time anyway!"
>Derpy's characteristic smile is back again
>100% happiness spread across her face
>Smiling away like nothing happened
>It's a commendable feature
"Yeah."
>You don't have much else to say
>For now, you focus on eating
>You manage to get all of it down
>Derpy keeps smiling at you
>Munching cutely on her salad

"Hey, Derpy?"
>She looks at you with a smile
"Can I join you on your mail route sometime?"
>Derpy inhales sharply
>"Yes! I'd love that!"
>She almost begins dancing on her chair
>"Oh, we can talk and have fun and it's going to be great!"
>Derpy bursts into laughter
>Giggling away like a child
>"You can come tomorrow, if you want!"
>Warmth spreads throughout your entire body
>Good, comfortable warmth
"I'd like that a lot. When do you start?"
>Derpy continues her odd dancing
>"7 am! But I pick up mail in Cloudsdale, so I can just meet you at the library!"
>You nod and continue watching her
>Her odd dancing isn't particularly good
>But it's cute
>Much like a child's first dance
>You realise Derpy really is like a kid in many ways
>Happy, innocent and full of energy
>It was refreshing to see in a grown mare
>No worries of finances, social issues or anything else
>She just takes one day at a time
>Enjoying every little thing it brings

>"I better get going. I gotta get home, too."
>Derpy sounds slightly tired
>She did work all day, too
>And fix your garden for you
>It was probably a good idea for her to get some rest
>Especially with how early she would have to get up
"Let me follow you home."
>Derpy giggles at that
>"You don't need to follow me home! I can find it myself!"
>You chuckle as the two of you move toward the door
"I meant to keep you company."
>"Oooh, well, okay!"
>You exit the house alongside Derpy, making sure to lock the door
>The two of you slowly start walking down the streets of Ponyville
>It's quiet now
>Most ponies have retired to their homes, eating dinner
>A few are still out and about
>You and Derpy chitchat as you walk the streets
>"Hey, look! The retard's got a boyfriend!"
>You turn and see three mares laughing, pointing their hooves at you
>Anger is quickly spreading throughout your body
>"Come on, let's just go."
>Derpy sounds sad
>She's pulling your arm gently
>"What's the matter? Don't you wanna show him off? Are you embarassed about being a human-lover?"

>That's it
>That's fucking it
>They do not get to stand there and insult both of you
>You get your hand loose of Derpy's grip
>"You wanna repeat that?"
>With fast steps you walk towards the three mares
"What, are you going to defend the retard?"
>With furious anger burning inside you, you get right up in the mare's face
"SAY THAT AGAIN! SAY THAT AGAIN! I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!"
>The mare looks at you with disgust
>She isn't the least bit afraid of you
>"Everyone knows Derpy is retarded."
>That is fucking it
>Just as you lean down to grab that shitsucking mare, you feel a hoof on your shoulder
>"Anon, please. Can we just go?"
>Derpy has tears in her eyes
>For the second time tonight they are properly aligned
>Looking right at you
>"Please? I just wanna go home."
>You stand there for a moment
>Simply looking into Derpy's eyes
>A single tear creeps down her muzzle
>"Yeah, just go home."
>The mare's friends snicker at her remark

>You turn your gaze to the mare again
"If you ever pull shit like that again, you'll have to deal with me."
>With those words you turn and walk off
>"I'm so scared, ooooh."
>You can hear the three mares laughing behind you
>But you ignore them for now
>For Derpy
>The two of you walk in silence for a few minutes
>She isn't looking at you anymore
>You sigh heavily
"Look, I'm sorry Derpy. I don't want to hurt anyone. But they shouldn't have called you retarded. That's not right."
>Derpy finally looks to you
>She's got a small smile on her lips
>But there's still sadness to be found in her eyes
"You aren't retarded, Derpy. You're a great mare."
>With every word her smile gets bigger and bigger
"And... I really like you, Derpy. Everything you do makes me smile. You're the greatest mare I've met in my life."
>Derpy's smile is at full capacity
>And she's blushing as well
>"Aw, thanks, Anon."
>She suddenly stops moving
>You almost fall over from the sudden stop
>"This is my house. Thanks for keeping me company. You're great, Anon."

>You smile warmly at the mare
"Another one bites the dust."
>Derpy giggles at your words
>"You're weird, Anon. But a good kind of weird. See you tomorrow."
>You feel inclinced to give her a kiss before he leaves
>But you stop yourself from doing so
>You don't want Derpy to feel uncomfortable
>So for now you simply leave her be
>Wave as she goes inside and closes the door
>When the door is closed you stand there, watching
>Secretly hoping it will open again
>But it never does
>And so after five minutes you sigh
>And leave the door behind
>All you can think about is Derpy
>Even now, even in your thoughts, she makes you smile
>It was a weird ability to have
>But it was awesome
>You ignore the three mares on your way home
>You simply go to your house and into bed
>Tomorrow would bring more Derpy, and you were tired

>The following morning you are exhausted
>Even though you did little that day, it's soulcrushing to get up early
>You slump through your morning routine
>As the clock hits 6:45 you leave for the library
>The streets are empty
>Nobody's so up this early except for the mailmares
>At least nobody's here to annoy you
>As you get to the library you've almost fallen asleep
>Even sitting down is risky
>With hazy eyes you stand there
>Waiting for
>"Hi, Anon!"
>Derpy almost scares the shit out of you
>She slowly flaps her wings as she lands in front of you
>"Ready for the mail route?"

"Yeah, I'm ready."
>You yawn loudly and stretch out
>Derpy giggles
>"Let's go, then."
>The two of you being your journey through Ponyville
>You even help Derpy out
>Turns out you're pretty good at this job
>You were hitting mailboxes left and right
>Derpy even challenged you to see who could deliver most mail
>After a couple of hours delivering, you fell short of her
>There was no competing with the champion
>But you got close
>And Derpy cheered at that
>"We even finished forty minutes early!"
>You chuckle warmly
"Yeah, we're a pretty good team. Hey, wanna come for dinner tonight?"
>Derpy giggles once again
>"Yeah, that would be nice."
>She pulls out her wallet from her bag
>"Here, you deserve pay for this. You helped out a lot!"
>She hands you a handful of bits with a smile

>You promptly hand back all of the bits
"Derpy, I can't take this. It's your job. I just helped, that's it. I'm your friend, after all."
>Derpy tries to give you back the money
>"No, but I want to give it to you. You deserve it!"
>She's smiling away as she speaks
"Look, Derpy, I appreciate it, but I don't need it. Keep it."
>Derpy actually sighs at that
>"Okay. But you were great anyway!"
>Derpy immediately returns to smiles and happiness
>"I'm glad I have such a good friend as you."
>She puts her hooves around you and hugs you tightly
>You feel the warmth spread in your body
>This mare is extraordinary
>She is absolutely amazing
>You already can't wait for the dinner tonight
>The food could be shit and your house could get destroyed
>But as long as Derpy's there, you'll be happy
>"I guess I'll see you tonight, then!"
>Just as she's about to fly off, she turns around
>"You were great, Anon!"
>She giggles and flies off, crashing into a house on the way
>You chuckle to yourself as you watch her
>She's fantastic

>Night slowly crept closer
>Time seemed to have slowed to a crawl
>A smile has been plastered on your face the entire day
>Anticipation of the night to come makes everything great
>Granted, it was just dinner with Derpy
>But she had become a special occasion
>Something to look forward to
>A great, shining beacon in your life
>The two of you hadn't agreed upon the type of dinner
>Now that it came ever closer, you wondered
>A relaxed, cosy dinner
>Or perhaps a high-class, fancy one
>You weren't really sure which she preferred
>While she didn't seem like the sophisticated type, she might enjoy it
>Thinking about it, you realise you don't know much about her
>She seemed like a pretty typical mare
>A very happy, typical mare
>But you had no idea what she did in her spare time
>Her hobbies, interests, who her friends were
>It was all a mystery to you
>You stand in the kitchen, looking at the food
>There were plenty of routes you could go
>As long as Derpy enjoyed it, you were happy

>Deciding you've had enough of salad, you start boiling water
>Granted, you couldn't make spaghetti with meatballs, but pasta al funghi is great as well
>You missed meat a lot
>But these ponies simply wouldn't let you eat it
>At least you had grown accustomed to your vegitarian life
>And to be fair it wasn't that bad, actually
>You felt extremely healthy and full of energy
>In the kitchen you work on your masterpiece
>You are so focused on your work, you barely hear the knock on the door
>As you rush to open it, you almost slip and fall to the floor
>Graceful as you are, however, you manage to save it
>You open the door and surprise meets you
>Derpy is wearing a fancy, red dress
>Her hair has been perfectly groomed and styled
>She's got a long, exquisite braid hanging next to her head
>Even her smile is different tonight
>It's calm and collected
>Not the bubbly, over the top happy smile
>Derpy is like a whole new mare
>"Hello, Anon."

>As your jaw slowly goes lower and lower
>Something else goes higher and higher
>Derpy suddenly looks down and blushes
>"Anon, uh, I think, erm."
>You quickly realise what's going on
>Shuffling around to hide your boner, you invite her in
"Yeah, uhm, please! Come in!"
>Derpy just giggles and enters your home
>Even the way she walks is different
>Like someone transformed her into a pony from Canterlot
>Maybe she wasn't that clumsy after all
>Maybe it was just some sort of act
>Derpy sticks her muzzle up in the air and sniffs
>"That smells delicious!"
>The food
>The food!
>Rushing past her, you get back to the kitchen
>It's a close call, but you manage to save the meal
>Putting the finishing touches to it, you bring it to the table
>Derpy stares in wonder at your culinary masterpiece
>"Ooh, that looks good."
>You smile and bow deeply
>Derpy giggles and trots over to you
>With a gentle hoof she nudges your shoulder
>"You don't have to do that, Anon. It's just me, Derpy!"

>Her bubbly self returns for just a short while
>It's nice to see her back again
"That's why I did it. Because you're Derpy."
>With a slight blush on her cheeks, she goes to sit down
>She is unnaturally graceful this evening
>On her chair she sits down
>This time she actually waits for you before starting
>She's watching you the entire time
>A faint smile is on her lips
>For a while you just sit there and watch her
>Eyes locked and smiles exchanged
>Only when you tell her to does she eat
>And this evening in a much more sophisticated way
>Carefully she nibs at the food
>She makes sure to chew properly before swallowing
>Even though you talk to her, she doesn't even reply with her mouth full
>What in the world did she do after work?
>Her entire character is completely changed
>Not even once does she spill anything
>It's like her clumsiness is gone
>Vanished into thin air
>"This is delicious, Anon. Thank you for making it. It's nice to be here."
>Derpy closes her eyes and smiles
>It seems she can't quite hide her true self
>Occasionally it shows up for a brief moment

>"Hey, Anon?"
>You look to Derpy with spaghetti hanging out of your mouth
>She chuckles quietly before continuing
>"Do you like games?"
>With a loud slurp you get the spaghetti into your mouth
>You almost choke as you swallow it
"Y-yeah. I love games."
>After you finish, you cough violently
>Derpy just chuckles again
>"What games do you play where you're from?"
>That was a good question, actually
>You weren't sure if she meant children's games or not
>So you went with what you actually liked
"Well, I play this game called Warhammer 40,000."
>Derpy looks confused
>Well, she always does
>But more so than normally
"It's a game with small figures. You control an army and have to fight the other players. There's monsters and humans, and-"
>"Wooow. That sounds cool! Can we play sometime?"
>You chuckle and shake your head
"I don't have anything from Earth here. And I wouldn't be able to make the figures myself."
>Derpy's ears fall low for a second
>But she quickly cheers up, as always
>"We should play pony games one day!"

"What'd you have in mind?"
>Derpy puts a hoof to her chin
>"Hmm. Oh, I know!"
>Now her happy self is back in full effect
>"We should play Dogball!"
>You lift your eyebrow and stare at her
"Dogball?"
>Hopefully this wasn't about kicking a dog around
>"Yeah! Basically, you have a ball, but you can't kick it. You have to move it with your muzzle! You know, like a dog!"
>That sounded extremely difficult as a human
>"And if you touch the ball with your hoof, you have to play fetch as punishment!"
>Sometimes, just sometimes
>Ponies were extremely strange
>Not that the game didn't sound fun
>But whoever came up with it was a maniac
"Sure, we could do that sometime."
>You hope she doesn't actually hold you up on that offer
>Derpy claps her hooves together and cheers
>"Yeah! It'll be great! Thanks, Anon!"

>Hoping to dodge a bullet, you nod politely
>You were rather pleased with your meal
>Not as good as eating at restaurants, but also far less expensive
>Throughout the dinner, you chat back and forth
>Little by little Derpy returns to her former self
>She even knocks over a glass
>Although it embarasses her, you just chuckle at it
>This is exactly the mare you know and love
>Derpy tells you a lot about herself
>How much she loves muffins, about her friends
>Apparently she's pretty tight with Lyra and Bon-Bon
>You shudder when you hear the name Lyra
>That mare would never leave you alone
>Always going on about your hands and legs
>She even told crazy stories about humans
>For some reason she thought everyone was cannibals
>Derpy likes her stories, though
>You make sure to tell her about Earth
>About all your fancy technology and culture
>With wide eyes she sits and listens to you
>Like a child listening to her mother's stories
>In particular she liked hearing about planes and cars
>"So, humans can fly in those? But they can't actually fly?"
"Right."
>"That doesn't make any sense. Humans are weird."

"Well, you live in a universe where technology and all your tools are designed for hands, yet you lack them. Isn't that weird, too?"
>Derpy takes a minute to process what you just said
>"No we don't. Everything here fits hooves."
>You give her a deadpan stare
"No, they don't. How do you even hold round things?"
>"We hold them. With our hooves. It's easy, look."
>Derpy picks up the glass
>But you have no idea how
>It's just sort of attatched to her hoof like a magnet
"That doesn't make any sense. Why is the glass not falling?"
>"Because I'm holding it!"
>You get up and walk around her, inspecting the glass
"It should be falling down. You're barely even touching it!"
>Derpy sighs and looks at you
>"I. Am. Holding. It."
"But, but it's... You don't have fingers!"
>"I don't need fingers. I can hold things just fine. Anon, you're weird."
>Derpy puts the glass back down
>With a clenched fist, you try to lift the glass
>Obviously it doesn't work
>You just gently nudge the glass away
"Derpy, look, you need fingers to lift it."
>You keep pushing the glass
>Once more she lifts it up with her hoof
>"No you don't. Look. You're really strange, Anon."

>There's no arguing with this mare
>And she's right, too
>She can obviously lift the glass
>With a heavy sigh, you concede
"All right, whatever."
>You slump back to your seat and continue eating
>Within a few moments, the two of you finish the meal
>"That was great! Thanks, Anon!"
>You simply smile and nod at Derpy
>Now was probably the best opportunity
"Hey, do you wanna spend the night here, Derpy?"
>With how she acted earlier, you expect at no
>But her eyes widen and she gasps
>"Yes! I haven't been at a sleepover since I was a filly!"
>She almost jumps out of her seat
>"This is going to be fun! We can tell ghost stories and eat candy and-"
>Derpy continues speaking for minutes
>She's waving her hooves around in the air
>You hear something about smores and pillow fights
"Derpy?"
>"And pillow forts, and talking about boys-"
"Derpy?"
>"And eating too much food, and reading comics-"
"Derpy!"
>Finally she stops and looks to you
>"Oh, uhm, hi! I'd love to stay!"

"Well, you know where the kitchen and bathroom is. The living room is down the hall and to the right. My bedroom's at the end of the hall."
>Derpy smiles and suddenly runs off
>You see her going in and out of the different rooms
>As she explores your home, you clean up after the two of you
>When you're done, you go to the bedroom
>Derpy is in the living room, jumping on the couch
>Cheerful glee fills the entire house
>You can't help but chuckle at the mare
>From the drawer you get your purple pajamas
>Normally you didn't use them
>But you suspect Derpy would prefer it
>And it was silk, after all
>It felt amazing to wear
>Rarity thought it was suitable as normal clothes
>But it served its purpose better as pajamas
>You never told her, though
>It would only shame her honor
>Just as you finish buttoning up, Derpy enters the room
>She snickers at you
>"Those are some weird clothes, Anon. Why are you wearing them?"

>Ignoring her stifled laughs, you explain
"It's an old tradition from Earth."
>Derpy gives up and throws herself to the floor
>She roars in laughter, pointing at you all the while
>Normally you'd laugh with her
>But you feel ashamed
>The pajamas were actually really nice
>Derpy doesn't seem to share that thought, though
>She's heaving for air through her continued laughter
>For a few minutes you just stand there awkwardly
>Watching Derpy laughing at you
>With a few closing chuckles, she stops and gets up
>"Earth is weird. And you're weird."
>You know she doesn't mean any ill will
>But it still feels bad to get laughted at
>Like your entire person is exposed and being assaulted
>Apparently Derpy can tell
>Because she moves over to you and pats your arm
>"Sorry. But it looks really funny. I still think you're great, Anon."

>It feels nice
>Her voice, her touch
>It's so nice
"I think you're great too, Derpy."
>You don't even think about your actions
>You just feel yourself slowly gravitate towards her
>Towards that cute, innocent mare
>She really made you happy
>Everything about her was fun and joy
>Her aura of laughter was truly magical
>Closer and closer you move
>Until your face is right in front of Derpy's muzzle
>Her eyes are smiling at you
>And she has managed to focus both of them on you
>They're beautiful
>You could stare into those eyes for days
>For the rest of your life
>With a final smile you move it
>Derpy flinches as your lips hit hers
>She doesn't return the kiss
>She just stands there, tripping on her hooves
>You kiss her lightly and sweetly
>There's no need for more
>After a moment of bliss, you break the kiss
>You open your eyes and look into hers again
>They're wet
>On the verge of spilling tears
"Derpy?"
>Your stomach churns and twists
>Dryness overtakes your throat
>"T-that w-was my f-first kiss."
>She turns away from you and sniffs loudly
>"I've n-never even k-kissed a st-stallion before."
>You move to her side and put a hand on her back
>She doesn't even look at you
>All she does is sniff and watch the floor

"I'm sorry. We could have built a pillow fort instead, but some faggot in my head wanted to kiss you."
>Derpy lets out a sad chuckle
>"Y-You're weird, A-Anon."
>She sits down on the floor, still sniffing
>You sit down next to her
>With your hand, you gently stroke her back
>The dress is in the way, but it works all the same
>Derpy doesn't relent
>Her eyes only see the floor as she sobs
>"I-I'm a m-mare."
>You just nod, even though she can't see it
>"I-I've never h-had a special s-somepone."
>She buries her face in her hooves and cries
>Cries her crossed eyes out
>You're not sure what to do
>Derpy seems heartbroken
>And it scares you
>Derpy is always happy, no matter what
>You just want her to be happy again
>Laugh at your stupid pajamas
>Maybe destroy some of your things
>Just something
>Anything but cry
>Derpy can't cry
>But you don't know how to stop it
>All you can do for now is stroke her back
>Pet her yellow mane gently

>Consoling people and ponies never was your strong side
>There's only so many words you can say
>And they always seem so cliché
>So instead of speaking to the mare, you move away
>Derpy doesn't react in the slightest
>She just sits there on the floor
>You go to your bed and grab all the pillows
>Although you only needed one, you had plenty
>With your arms full of pillows, you go back to Derpy
>You put them all on the floor before leaving the room
>You go to the living room and find more pillows in the cupboard
>This should be sufficient
>As you get back to the bedroom, you see Derpy eyeing the pillows
>Hopefully this would work
>Behind her, you start working
>You were going to build the most amazing pillow fort ever
>With great care you put up the pillows
>It isn't long before Derpy has turned to see you work
>"W-what are y-you doing?"
"Building a pillow fort."
>Derpy just watches you as you build
>Within a few minutes, the pillow fort is done
>You admire your work
>It's an amazing pillow fort
>Just as you're about to invite Derpy inside, she leaps up
>She lands right on top of it, smashing it
>Her giggling has returned
>That sweet, sweet giggling
>"Raaawr!"
>She stomps the pillows, laughing all the while
>"I'm going to eat you!"
>She pretends to gulp up invisible inhabitants of the fort
>"Rawr!"

>Derpy continues her make pretend game
>It's adorable, and it looks quite fun
>You decide to join in
"Oh my Celestia, someone gather the elements of harmony to defeat this monster!"
>Derpy looks up at you and roars
>"The elements of harmony will never stop me!"
>She jumps onto the bed and roars again
>It's not exactly a frightening roar
>It sounds adorable, actually
>But you can play along
"Aah! Someone! Anyone! Stop this monster!"
>Derpy jumps around in your bed
>She flares her wings at you
>"Well, I see Celestia sent out her giant human!"
>Her eyes are menacing
>Watching your every move
>"But you cannot defeat the Muffinator!"
>Not laughing was incredibly difficult
>You had never heard are more silly monster name
"I can, and I will! You won't destroy another fort in your life!"
>Derpy roars again
>"I'm going to destroy you!"

>Just as she finishes her threats, you lunge at her
>Derpy wasn't ready for that at all
>She stumbles back onto the bed
>"So, you want to fight? Let's fight!"
>Although you just wanted to tickle her, she hits you right in your face
>And she actually packs quite a punch
>Your vision gets blurry from the hit
>And your entire face burns with pain
>Before you can do anything, Derpy hits you again
>She doesn't seem to understand this part of pretending
>Because she hits you with great force
"Ow! Stop!"
>You hold your arms in front of your head
>"The Muffinator cannot be stopped!"
>Derpy continues her assault
>Her hooves hit your arms over and over
>The anger slowly rises deep within you
>"The mighty human is no match for the Muffinator!"
>Your arms are starting to hurt
>Exhaustion is spreading through your body
>One particularly hard strike gets you to drop your guard
>That's it
>You've had more than enough
>Faster than you've ever moved, you hit her
>Punch her with full force in her face
>Derpy falls onto the bed
>Crying out in pain
>Her rear is facing you
>She has moved her tail to the side
>You've got a full view of her privates
>It's beautiful
>Innocent
>Untouched
>It engulfs your mind
>Until there is nothing else
>Before you realise what is going on, your pants and boxers are on the floor
>You're crouched down behind her
>Dick in your hand
>As it touches her lips, Derpy squeals
>"A-Anon! W-what are you doing?!"
>She looks groggy from the hit
>Fright is in her eyes

"You know what you need? Company."
>Derpy tries to shuffle away, but you grab a hold of her
>Making sure she stays right where she is
"How about we bake our own company together?"
>"W-WhaAAAAH!"
>Wasting no time with sensual foreplay, you thrust inside of her
>Pushing through her dry walls
>Breaking her hymen with great force
>Derpy cries out in pain and horror
>Her legs are clawing away at the bed
>"NO! PLEASE, ANON!"
>Her voice is exhilarating
>It gives you newfound strength
>And with that strength you thrust
>Splitting her apart with your dick
>"ANON, PLEASE! ANON! NO, P-PLEASE!"
>Derpy is frantically trying to push you away
>With her front hooves she tries to drag herself far away from you
>"IT HURTS! PLEASE! NO MORE!"
>Her sweet, innocent voice fills your mind
>Encouraging you to go on
>To thrust through her dry walls
>Show her how good you can be
>"A-Anon! P-Please! I-I'll be y-your sp-special som- NO, ANON, PLEASE, AAAAH!"
>Wanting her to have more fun and pleasure, you stick your thumb into her anus
>You're glad she's enjoying herself
>Derpy is such a sweet, happy mare
>Her pleading slowly loses volume
>Slowly devolves into mindless whimpering
>She feels amazing
>You had never had a virgin before
>God is she tight
>You really should have tried this sooner
>It's sad she won't be a virgin after this after all
>But at least you can give her a child
>A sweet, loving child
>It'll be so good
>You're glad Derpy is having fun

"Come on, we'll make a family! You'll never be alone anymore!"
>Derpy flinches at your words
>She's given up trying to get away
>That beautiful mare just lies there
>Enjoying her first sexual experience
>Yes, Derpy loved you and you knew it
>That's why you would give her a child
>Because she deserved it
>As you think ahead of a life with Derpy, you feel it creeping closer
>Your greatest orgasm ever
>It would be glorious
>Wanting nothing more than to grant her your seed, you thrust faster
>Faster and faster you go
>Pleasuring her pussy in the best way you can
>It feels amazing around your member
>So very soft and smooth
>You never knew mares' juices was red
>But every time you slide out, you see red liquids on your dick
>It is absolutely amazing
>Watching yourself slide in and out of her does it for you
>Plunging yourself into her, you come
>Filling her womb with your sperm
>She would bear the best child in the world
>You collapse on top of her
>Panting and moaning as you fill her up
>With a smile on your face, you kiss her on the cheek
>She doesn't turn her head and return the kiss
>Poor mare must be exhausted from that
>Then again, she did love it
>Derpy is a great mare
"I love you, Derpy."
>She mumbles something
>You can't quite make out what she says
>But you're sure it was "I love you too."
>Derpy really is fantastic

>Looking at this perfect mare, you remember her hardships
>Remember the mares who made fun of her
>Called her names
>It makes your blood boil
>You regret not hitting them when you had the chance
>But it has to be done
>You pull out of Derpy and kiss her again
"I'm going to go do something. Get some rest, my dear."
>You get dressed quickly and put leave the home
>Under your arm, you hold a pillow
>Why you brought it, you're not sure
>But it reminds you of Derpy, and that's good
>Through the dark streets of Ponyville you walk
>Searching for the three mares
>It doesn't take you long to find them
>They're right in the same spot as they were before
>"Hey, look, it's the retard-lover!"
>You simply smile at them
>"What the hell do you want?"
>You look the mare right in the eye
>She really doesn't know what's about to happen
>Before any of them can react, you strike her
>You punch her head so hard she faints
>Her friends shriek out in terror
>But before they can leave, you give them the same treatment
>Luckily no one is around to see you
>You take the pillow from the ground and put it over the first mare's muzzle
>Making sure she can't breathe even a little
>For minutes you sit there
>Feeling the warmth slowly leave her body
>And in the end, her life
>You stroke her cheek before moving on
>Taking the lives of all three mares
>Smothering them with your pillow
>In the street they lie
>Their bodies cold and lifeless

>As you stand there, watching them, something happens
>You're looking at three dead mares
>And you killed them
>You took their lives from them
>You're a murderer
>And a rapist
>Everything hits you with the force of a steamroller
>Crushing your heart and very soul
>Your breath stagnates as you watch them
>Rushing to their side, you check for a pulse
>Frantically running your fingers over their necks, you don't find any
>All three mares are gone
>You raped Derpy
>You impregnated her
>The tears come to you
>Flowing out your eyes
>What you have become cannot continue
>In an instant you decide
>You slump through the streets
>Moving to your home
>To the place it would all end
>But something catches your eye
>In an alleyway
>It's a piano
>A broken piano
>You feel drawn towards it
>And so you enter the alleyway
>It's completely smashed
>It must be there for the trash collectors
>You run your hand over the wood
>It's a fine piano
>Maybe it should end here
>Derpy was there
>She shouldn't have to see you
>And so you take a piece of the piano wire
>You wrap it around your neck
>Until you cannot breathe any longer
>You tie it up and leave it
>This would be the end
>You kneel down and watch the ground
>But something next to the piano makes you turn your head
>It's a bottle of glue
>As dizzyness comes, you grab it
>You pour glue on your hands
>And with them you hide your face
>Nobody would have to see it again
>The face of a rapist and a murderer
>Death comes
>Its sweet embrace
>It takes you
>Giving you peace
>Granting you atonement for your sins
>In the alleyway you lie
>Until the darkness takes you
>Until the end

End.