People Say Silly Things

"I just don't know what's real and not real" -Maquina_azul30 2014
"I don't even know what's real anymore, man." -Adlershin 2015

"I just need to spray the cage with my fluid." -Maquina_azul30 2014

"Maq, I was trying to piss and you're talking about the fucking Maq Clip" -Akiiru 2014

"Zither, I never want to see you again." -Cheezeburgerstick 2014

 "Oh dude, fuck off! Do do do~" -Maquina_azul30 2014

"Chandelure is bad because he's bad. He should be in Little Cup." -Adlershin 2014"

"It doesn't matter if you're black on the outside. If you are racist enough you can be black on the inside." -Lewishalls 2014

"I would love to be raped by tentacles." -DancingScarecrow 2014

"I eat rainbows for breakfast." -Cooltrainermichael 2013

"This is what happens when I blow my load early." -Akiiru, 2014

"It's probably in my pants or some shit. I can't feel it anywhere." -thetimesink 2014

"You never know aggressive peeing until you speedrun." -Dawtm 2014

"All I want to do is press buttons and beat children's Pokemon games as a 20 year old." -Cooltrainermichael 2014

"I'm not going to talk in feelings, but it is the greatest feeling ever. Sort of. There are a lot better feelings." -Mormonsareawesome 2014

"Real American's don't wear pants, they wear Democracy." -Zach 2014

"I'm busy saturating my mouth with sweet delicious fuck" -Thetimesink 2014

"Are you an engineer, baby? 'Cuz you're erectin' my dispenser." -Cooltrainermichael 2015

"Just lick your fingers Michael, your hunger will go away." -Nederlander123 2015

"If you ever get mauled by bears I hope they stay away from your face because I think you're cute -Axemblack 2015

"Wow, please, why would I want to look like her when I have my own beautiful visage." -Cooltrainermichael 2015

"Feeding my mods feces is a favorite pastime of mine. Right up there with Baseball." -Adlershin 2015

"I just had a dream where I was talking to this mafia boss and I tried to kill him with Outrage. What's wrong with me dude?" -Adlershin 2015

"Lovers always lose." -Adlershin 2015

"So yesterday this black scarab looking thing was dying inside my apartment so I just threw it outside and it's still there agonizing. Should I end its suffering?" -Maquina_azul30

"In today's society, sure. But if you're not someone who can build a harem, any healthy woman is okay." -Gladolock 2016 Pokemon Showdown

"I wonder if other Melee fans just buy a tub of ice cream and watch Melee classics whenever Leffen or Hbox win majors." -Al Derado 2016

"Falcon is like a mother. If you do well in school and act like a good little child, she won't hit you with the belt." -Al Derado 2016

"You have a lot more things to complain about than I do, just as I have more things to complain about the things than you do" -Jboy 2016

"I am like the Neo of the Internet. I can see the code, Akiiru." -Jboy 2016

"He is bald - he might have cancer." -Maquina_Azul30 2016

"So Im trapped in my restroom, the door knob fell off, it will be a few minutes till I get help" -Maquina_azul30 2018
"Never follow your heart, Jboy." -Adlershin 2016