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- >Be Anon.
- >Wake up in comfortable home.
- >Perform morning routine.
- >Make breakfast.
- >Awww yiss.
- >Oatmeal.
- >Fuck cereal.
- >Hear loud horns from outside
- >What the hell?
- >Go outside.
- >There is a fucking renaissance fair.
- >On your front lawn.
- >You could bitch and try and kick everypony off or you could just try to enjoy it.
- >The latter seems like the better option.
- >Begin to explore.
- >Ponka is playing all the crazy horns.
- >At the same time.
- >How does she even do that?
- >Whatever.
- >That's when you see it.
- >A jousting arena.
- >Wait.
- >How would that even work?
- >Now you have to check it out.
- >Walk inside.
- >Guard pulls you aside.
- >They want you to joust.
- >Fine by you.
- >Wearing armor and stabbing things is cool.
- >They get you fitted in specially made armor and give you a lance.
- >As you are escorted to the jousting arena, you wonder how they got armor in your size.
- >Better yet, how did they get it in human size?
- >The gate closes behind you and you stand against the yellow knight.
- >Her lance is a completely over-sized dildo.
- >Nope.
- >Thats it.
- >Not worth it.
- >Toss off your armor and throw down your lance.
- >Climb into the bleachers and nope out of the stadium.
- >Nope all the way back into your house and sit yourself back down at your table.
- >You take a bite of your oatmeal.
- >It's as cold as ice.
- >Today was a terrible day.
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