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- Predation part 1
- http://toranistheauthor.tumblr.com/
- Warning: This story contains animals eating fluffies. Viewer discretion is advised.
- It's five years after the first fluffy ponies were released by PETA into the wild, and their population continues to grow.
- Fluffies breed faster than gerbils but a few factors work against them.
- Physical strength a hamster could best.
- Stubby legs and long belly fluff slows their run to a shuffle.
- And most of all, their legendary stupidity.
- They kill themselves far more effectively than any exterminator ever could.
- Yet their numbers keep on going up.
- The urge to have babies and care for them is strong in fluffies, put there by scientists to act as breeding stock.
- Farmers take out fluffy insurance with the few companies willing to accept such a risky venture.
- The simple two post fence seen on so many American farms since the settlers day simply doesn't cut it.
- Now a days it's barbed wire, privacy fences with less than an inch between boards, aluminum sheets, you name it.
- People make a living just fluffy proofing farms, it's a big cost, real big.
- So big the government has been forced to subsidize those obscenely long fences with taxpayer money
- That went over about as well as you can expect.
- Even electric fences are making a big comeback.
- It doesn't take much current to kill a fluffy, but that comes with problems of its own, helping fluffies use their only fence breaching method.
- A ramp.
- Made from fluffy corpses.
- Smarties send young stallions forward to attack the fence only to watch them die after biting down on a wire.
- So the pile begins and a potential rival is out of the way.
- It's almost smart until they realize there's no way out, it's electric only on one side.
- But by then the damage is done, herds thousands of fluffies strong have long since spilled over and decimated every crop they could find.
- Like a technicolor swarm of locusts.
- Yes that herd will likely die, but there are hundreds of thousands of farms across the U.S. and not many have proper fences in place yet.
- It's simply too much work, the borders of any old farm could be more than fifty miles.
- Fifty miles of barbed wire is a LOT of wire.
- On a big farm, fencing alone could bankrupt it.
- And thats just one herd.
- One in God knows how many.
- The plight of the american farmer has become bleaker as time passes, but he isn't the only one suffering.
- For as many fluffies as there are in the farmlands and woods, cities can be absolutely infested with them.
- So many cracks, crevices and places to hide.
- So many unused tunnels, service ways and abandoned buildings.
- So many fluffies.
- Cities have their exterminators, and sometimes private citizens lend a helping hand too.
- It isn't enough.
- The lab those PETAphiles raided contained fluffies genetically altered to breed incredibly fast.
- They were meant to supply the christmas rush then be put down, their offspring fixed.
- After that, normal fluffies would be adjusted again and have no desire to breed at all, why would Hasbro throw away all that money?
- This "animal libation" would have been just a blip on the radar if the eco terrorists had released the sterile ones.
- Naturally they went straight for the super breeders.
- From an original stock of 400 fluffies, all feral and domesticated fluffies sprang forth.
- And now we're practically swimming in them.
- Something else has happend too, something most people didn't even consider.
- How many millions of stray cats and dogs do you think there are in North America alone?
- It's more than a fuck ton.
- Lack of food was the primary mechanism keeping them in check.
- What was once a trickle from a kitchen sink became a blast from the fire hose.
- Go for a walk at night in any town north of Arizona and hold still.
- Close your eyes, focus on sound.
- Every leaf swaying in the wind, every cricket chirping.
- Note the high pitched scream for help.
- The unmistakable sound of a fluffy ponies voice.
- Yelling at monsters to leave their mother alone.
- Perhaps you'll even hear the flesh ripping and tearing.
- The voice breaks down into muffled sobs and begging.
- In a moment, even that ends in a sharp squeak.
- It happens all the time now.
- Maybe some barking or a hiss will accompany it.
- The results are the same.
- Stray dogs and cats were not long ago rounded up and gassed wholesale.
- Now they're our best hope at controlling the feral fluffies.
- Once the pony population drops, the stray numbers will do the same.
- Nature always balances itself out, even in the face of the unnatural.
- And while wandering dogs and cats may cause some of their own problems...
- At least they don't talk.
- By toran
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