Rockho Language Translator:
I am bored. = I am getting mad.
You are so boring. = You are making me mad.
I am going to play sega. = Im getting so mad Im about to ragequit.
I am going to play pool. = Im going to have an all man gay sex party.
I did alot of yard work today. = Pay attention to me please I am lonely and want attention. However I did no yard work.
I am putting you on ignore. = Congratulations you have officially got me to ragequit.
I have a life. = I have no life I'm so sad, please feel sorry for me.
I have a job. = I have no job I just don't want to look like I'm not a complete loser living off of mom and dad.
I have ms. = Please pity me please!!!
I hate pussy, it stinks and it hurts. = I hate pussy, it stinks and it hurts. Yah Im a faggot.
You are a pedophile. = No you're not but seriously I am a pedophile.
You are a loser. = Really I am the loser but I want to draw attention off myself and put it onto others. Please feel sorry for me.
C0ld is a loser. = Nah he really cool wish I could be like him. Maybe one day we can be lovers.
That's all you got  lil' buddy? = Stop pissing me off Im getting mad.