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- 19:58:51: <RMCFeed> staller guesses?
- 19:58:55: <RealRacingRoots> 3
- 19:58:55: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> 3
- 19:58:56: <klonnit> 3
- 19:58:59: <RealRacingRoots> hah
- 19:59:02: <klonnit> Who gives a fuck - I just want a diva that's hot for once
- 19:59:14: <RealRacingRoots> so you want a underaged brit
- 19:59:19: <klonnit> sure do
- 19:59:19: <Salamander> and the alt-f1 wiki is done
- 19:59:31: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> Layla to come back pls, tyvm.
- 19:59:48: <RealRacingRoots> Layla is being depressed i think
- 19:59:50: <RealRacingRoots> i dunno
- 19:59:52: <klonnit> http://f1alternate.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Bazza_the_Bogan ... wut
- 20:00:01: <Salamander> sauber is 24 points behind red bull in the wcc
- 20:00:05: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> No one knows really what's up with her :(
- 20:00:12: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Here's a thought - would it be possible to run one-off Life GP races, similar to the handful of LFS RoLFS inspired events still running? :)
- 20:00:13: <klonnit> probably cancer :p
- 20:00:28: klonnit went there
- 20:00:35: <SarfLandana> https://24.media.tumblr.com/894c66422112f3d3f971982deac1a047/tumblr_myb49x0DHS1sookfro1_250.gif
- 20:00:37: <SarfLandana> :P
- 20:00:55: <Aixata> load, CATIA, you piece of French shit
- 20:01:09: <Aixata> apologies to any French people we have with us today
- 20:01:28: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4K1q9Ntcr5g
- 20:01:29: <RMCFeed> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14
- 20:01:29: <Salamander> anyway, klonnit, since i updated the results, what do i get? :P
- 20:01:38: <JEV4LGPSChamp> CONNARD
- 20:01:39: <klonnit> Salamander, two millions whenever you get a team
- 20:01:43: <klonnit> :p
- 20:01:50: <JEV4LGPSChamp> Do not insult the nationality of the almighty Voeckler family!
- 20:01:52: <Aixata> FINALLY
- 20:01:55: <JEV4LGPSChamp> Kneel peasant, and repent!
- 20:02:02: <klonnit> >kneeling
- 20:02:04: <Salamander> you mean when i get dgngineering :P
- 20:02:04: <klonnit> >for France
- 20:02:13: <USDLife> USD is now hungry for podiums
- 20:02:16: <klonnit> ... seems like someone is in need of Anschluss
- 20:02:24: <JEV4LGPSChamp> I don't see it happening
- 20:02:28: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Surprise Anschluss?
- 20:02:29: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> :p
- 20:02:36: <RealRacingRoots> klon said what what
- 20:02:37: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> and here comes the reichtangle
- 20:02:39: <JEV4LGPSChamp> it's a USD, it will find a way to cause JEV to retire, and then blame JEV for it
- 20:02:41: <JEV4LGPSChamp> :P
- 20:02:50: <RMCFeed> 0 stallers!
- 20:02:56: <JEV4LGPSChamp> :O
- 20:02:56: <USDLife> Too earlier to have a grunge :p
- 20:02:56: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> :o
- 20:02:58: <RMCFeed> unbelievable!
- 20:03:00: <USDLife> :o
- 20:03:29: <RMCFeed> and no wings lost either!
- 20:03:33: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> GoGoJJD and JEV4LGPSChamp
- 20:03:42: <RMCFeed> at least not in the first two corners
- 20:03:54: <klonnit> http://i.imgur.com/nJonpTq.png
- 20:03:56: <USDLife> Have the field has learned how to drive after all? :o
- 20:04:02: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> The title is up to you both, play fair, play hard, and may the best driver win. Glory for Foster's!
- 20:04:51: <Cynon> http://www.racer.com/index.php/52-indycar/101427-indycar-panther-racing-files-civil-suit-against-series-rahal-among-others
- 20:04:56: <Cynon> Grow up, Panther Racing.
- 20:05:02: <RealRacingRoots> lel
- 20:05:08: <RealRacingRoots> and the jokes continue
- 20:05:10: <GoGoJJD> lel
- 20:05:11: <SarfLandana> :P
- 20:05:16: <RealRacingRoots> JV returning to Indy was the start :
- 20:05:17: <RealRacingRoots> :P
- 20:05:26: <GoGoJJD> also, cynon
- 20:05:28: <GoGoJJD> https://twitter.com/BadF1Stats/status/421703209045209088
- 20:06:03: <klonnit> YES!
- 20:06:08: <JEV4LGPSChamp> would have been funnier if it was Barrichello
- 20:06:09: <klonnit> No more Barrichello jokes anymore
- 20:06:10: <JEV4LGPSChamp> but m'kay
- 20:06:15: <GoGoJJD> :p
- 20:06:29: <klonnit> #ThanksMark
- 20:08:52: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Number 2 for a reason, eh Klonnit? :p
- 20:09:02: <USDLife> But who's gonna be the eternal #2 from now on? .p
- 20:09:04: <USDLife> :p
- 20:10:09: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Might have to dig the old #2 avatar out :p
- 20:10:10: <JEV4LGPSChamp> Ricardo Llosa
- 20:10:23: <RMCFeed> CHAOS IN THE LAST CORNER!
- 20:10:28: <JEV4LGPSChamp> uh-ohes
- 20:10:42: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> oh noes
- 20:10:45: <JEV4LGPSChamp> #BlameLlosa
- 20:10:47: <RMCFeed> Vic Sunset spins and crashes himself out from the race!
- 20:10:47: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> doesn't sound good at all
- 20:10:47: <klonnit> no fosters
- 20:10:55: <GoGoJJD> great fuggen job vic
- 20:10:55: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> good fucking job sunset
- 20:10:56: <klonnit> that avatar is only fun when I don it :p
- 20:10:57: <JEV4LGPSChamp> YES! SUNSET DED!
- 20:11:10: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> choking this title away
- 20:11:15: <GoGoJJD> yep
- 20:11:18: <JEV4LGPSChamp> this is good for business
- 20:11:21: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> YES!
- 20:11:22: <RMCFeed> Gio van Dycke spins and takes out both of his wings
- 20:11:23: <GoGoJJD> if he loses the title hes so getting sacked
- 20:11:24: <klonnit> this isn't the season finale, right?
- 20:11:24: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> YES!
- 20:11:27: <GoGoJJD> nope
- 20:11:30: <GoGoJJD> next race is
- 20:11:31: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> YES!
- 20:11:32: <JEV4LGPSChamp> penultimate round, Klonnit
- 20:11:52: <JEV4LGPSChamp> Sunset risks choking harder than Salvatore Miccoli
- 20:11:53: <RMCFeed> Marky Howard spins and takes out Danny Fernandez's front wing
- 20:12:04: <JEV4LGPSChamp> who, to be fair, choked really badly
- 20:12:11: <JEV4LGPSChamp> on the road he was champion for most of the race
- 20:12:12: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> When it comes down to it, you just can;t compare to Foster's
- 20:12:14: <JEV4LGPSChamp> and threw it all away
- 20:12:36: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Luckily for the rest of you, this is the only place where Foster's have actually been any good :p
- 20:12:38: <JEV4LGPSChamp> no, nothing compares to Fosters'
- 20:12:52: <JEV4LGPSChamp> no beer tastes like pisswater quite as much as Fosters does :P
- 20:13:09: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> American beer? :p
- 20:13:36: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Heard the majority of that stuff is weak and/or horrible
- 20:14:13: <USDLife> Your puny girl's beer isn't remarkable
- 20:14:16: <RMCFeed> Dave Smith spins and takes out Sam Winton's front wing
- 20:14:25: <USDLife> Fuck you, Smith!
- 20:14:32: <RMCFeed> Alik Mori spins and takes out his own rear wing
- 20:14:42: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> #Morifacts
- 20:14:43: <GoGoJJD> mori?
- 20:14:47: <RMCFeed> and W. A. Stokins just... spins
- 20:14:50: <GoGoJJD> sounds like time for another #MoriFact :D
- 20:15:00: <USDLife> :p
- 20:15:02: <USDLife> #BiscioneSucks
- 20:15:06: <RMCFeed> Tenpecost spun earlier on
- 20:15:08: <JEV4LGPSChamp> any idea of the order now?
- 20:15:18: <JEV4LGPSChamp> the hell? Dave Smith has nothing to do with me!
- 20:15:22: <GoGoJJD> yeah
- 20:15:32: <GoGoJJD> hes employed by eurobrun :p
- 20:15:34: <JEV4LGPSChamp> regardless
- 20:15:38: <JEV4LGPSChamp> your name is wrong
- 20:15:42: <RealRacingRoots> Alik Mori discovered how to make his car out of a alloy of carbon firbre and silly puddy, thus allowing him to maake his car stretch so that he can take off his own rear wing in a spin
- 20:15:43: <JEV4LGPSChamp> should be #USDDed
- 20:15:44: <JEV4LGPSChamp> :P
- 20:15:57: <Cynon> http://www.racer.com/index.php/f1/item/101417-kobayashi-gp2-faster-than-caterham
- 20:16:00: <GoGoJJD> lel
- 20:16:02: <Cynon> QQbayashi
- 20:16:12: <GoGoJJD> he has a point though
- 20:16:15: <RealRacingRoots> And who makes the GP2 engine?
- 20:16:15: <kevinbotz> well, he's right
- 20:16:20: <Cynon> He is
- 20:16:27: <RealRacingRoots> The same losers who make the F1 Renault Engine
- 20:16:45: <GoGoJJD> i mean, the guy turned down the ferrari gt drive in favour of the caterham
- 20:16:52: <USDLife> I didn't blame you about Smith, Biscotti
- 20:16:53: <Cynon> but he did turn down a ferrari
- 20:16:55: <Cynon> for that ride...
- 20:16:56: <GoGoJJD> and it turns out to be a complete piece of shit
- 20:17:02: <Cynon> and also...
- 20:17:02: <USDLife> Regardless that you're a cock :p
- 20:17:07: <Cynon> he should be thankful
- 20:17:12: <GoGoJJD> i think he might be entitled to be a bit pissed off
- 20:17:18: <Cynon> he gets to be in a F1 Rejects team profile
- 20:17:26: <GoGoJJD> :P
- 20:17:27: <Cynon> when Caterham inevitably dies
- 20:17:28: <RMCFeed> Pjotr Madunochev exits with a gearbox failure
- 20:17:34: <RMCFeed> kek
- 20:17:42: <Hermann95> http://www.f1rejects.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=6696&p=291194#p291194
- 20:17:46: <kevinbotz> mind you, he's also driving for no pay
- 20:17:49: <Hermann95> race result is up
- 20:17:50: <RMCFeed> Danny Fernandez almost crashes out from the race while entering the pits
- 20:18:02: <USDLife> The problem with Kamui right now is that he's having the Ghinzani mentality
- 20:18:06: <JEV4LGPSChamp> this race has lel potential....
- 20:18:24: <USDLife> "Better be last in F1 than any other place"
- 20:18:35: <RMCFeed> ZAUGG!
- 20:18:49: <RMCFeed> She repeats van Dycke's spin from the first lap!
- 20:18:54: <USDLife> But Cowboy can potentially take points for the Cat
- 20:19:00: <RMCFeed> both wings off she's out from the race!
- 20:19:03: <GoGoJJD> :o
- 20:19:05: <kevinbotz> not with that engine
- 20:19:17: <GoGoJJD> big opportunity for fosters here
- 20:19:21: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> oh god -_-
- 20:19:23: <kevinbotz> 100-150 horsepower down
- 20:19:24: <GoGoJJD> how badly is davies beating JEV atm?
- 20:19:28: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> there goes the title
- 20:20:01: <RealRacingRoots> so as far as we know
- 20:20:07: <RMCFeed> JEV is stuck behind Mazzacane in 4th
- 20:20:07: <RealRacingRoots> the caterham chassis could be stellar
- 20:20:16: <RealRacingRoots> but the engine is a fucking boat anchor so we'll never know
- 20:20:43: <GoGoJJD> good
- 20:20:47: <kevinbotz> pretty much
- 20:20:53: <GoGoJJD> so basically all davies has to do is not fuck up
- 20:21:48: <USDLife> The Cat 2014 is the new 1995 Minardi, then?
- 20:22:07: <USDLife> Kamui is doomed to be Luca Badoer 2.5? :o
- 20:22:32: <JEV4LGPSChamp> oh shit
- 20:22:37: <JEV4LGPSChamp> GTFO MAZZACANE
- 20:23:04: <RMCFeed> Joe Gaera spins
- 20:23:41: <RMCFeed> which takes out Tom Douglas' front wing, but the Brit was already struggling with a malfunctioning gearbox and thus decides to call it a day
- 20:24:13: <RMCFeed> oh my
- 20:24:23: <RMCFeed> Kim Jong-Sung's car is in the scenery!
- 20:26:06: <RMCFeed> brake failure into the first corner, the medical team is attending to him now
- 20:28:16: <RMCFeed> and we have a Dutch barbeque
- 20:28:29: <RMCFeed> Pieter Kickert is on fire, and not in the positive sense
- 20:29:06: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> Oh I thought JVDM had lighten up his magic cigarettes
- 20:29:55: <JEV4LGPSChamp> at least JVDM will be able to get a light now
- 20:30:22: <RMCFeed> oh, Kickert's gearbox had failed as well
- 20:30:30: <RMCFeed> and what is Braggia doing?
- 20:30:36: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> BAN BRAGGIA
- 20:30:50: <RMCFeed> he's suffered a gearbox failure it seems
- 20:31:14: <RMCFeed> but he then stopped in the middle of the main straight before carrying on as normal
- 20:31:50: <RMCFeed> Rachel Graham's car dies
- 20:32:15: <wizzie> The lels of the new Alt-F1 categories XD
- 20:32:19: <wizzie> It's too much to handle
- 20:32:59: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Well well well, simming 1980 Japanese GP at Fuji, Villenueve is leading after a lap, Fittipaldi qualified and is 12th, and the lone Wolf also qualified. Things are going down in Japan!
- 20:33:10: <SarfLandana> :|
- 20:33:21: <SarfLandana> But Wolf qualified?!
- 20:33:22: <SarfLandana> :D
- 20:34:14: <GoGoJJD> howre the mighty renaults faring?
- 20:35:18: <RMCFeed> Danny Ramone crashes out
- 20:35:33: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Both Renaults in the top 8
- 20:35:36: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Oh, that was amazing
- 20:35:38: <wizzie> Fucking Danny Ramone. Always wrecking shit :P
- 20:36:01: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Both Williams just powered past on either side of Gilles on the pit straight :p
- 20:36:28: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Proving why Williams should really have been champions, save for reliability, and incompetence from the drivers and myself :p
- 20:36:29: <RMCFeed> and Braggia decides to remove his front wing by bumping into Ramone before both move on the pitlane to retire :P
- 20:36:58: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> ban.
- 20:37:44: <Aeroracing> Are you talking about pi3141's Alternate F1?
- 20:37:54: <RMCFeed> Maea Blog spins
- 20:37:55: <wizzie> http://www.speedcafe.com/2014/02/26/nick-percat-reveals-coates-hire-holden/
- 20:38:11: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Lel
- 20:38:19: <kevinbotz> rFaF1, I'm assuming
- 20:38:19: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> I shit you not, the Wolf retires on lap 1
- 20:38:25: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Oh, how unfortunate they are
- 20:38:27: <wizzie> Goddamnit Walkinshaw, couldn't it have hurt to make it slightly interesting?
- 20:38:38: <SarfLandana> :|
- 20:38:39: <SarfLandana> :|
- 20:38:40: <SarfLandana> :|
- 20:39:07: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Martini decides to lose the back end of the Minardi, Clarke has no where to go, collision, Martini loses his left sidepod but continues, and the Wolf loses the front right and is out
- 20:39:10: <SarfLandana> Car qualifies for the first time in ages
- 20:39:17: <SarfLandana> Car expires on the first lap. :Z
- 20:39:19: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Even I felt that one, harsh.
- 20:39:19: <SarfLandana> :|
- 20:39:20: <SarfLandana> :|
- 20:39:30: <Aeroracing> Damn Mibbit
- 20:39:51: <klonnit> What about the Alfas, pasta - did Renault again cheat them out of a race start?
- 20:40:31: <RMCFeed> 6/40 laps done
- 20:41:16: <RMCFeed> Davies, Mazzacane, JEV, VDM, Generic, McMohan, FMV, Tenpecost, Howard, Karimov is the top 10
- 20:41:21: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Klonnit Fittipaldi is in the race, yes
- 20:41:39: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Currently 14th with 10 laps gone
- 20:41:50: <RealRacingRoots> Ric Flair is 65 years old today
- 20:41:51: <RealRacingRoots> WOO!
- 20:42:04: <GoGoJJD> how far ahead of mazzacane is davies?
- 20:42:29: <RMCFeed> CRASHUU
- 20:43:38: <Aeroracing> Ric Flair is 65?
- 20:43:40: <Aeroracing> Wow
- 20:43:42: <RMCFeed> Stokins and Fernandez spin, JEV and VDM pile in and lose their front wings
- 20:43:58: <GoGoJJD> whoa
- 20:44:03: <GoGoJJD> :O
- 20:44:19: <SarfLandana> :O
- 20:44:50: <RMCFeed> Jericho spins and takes out di Longo's front wing
- 20:45:09: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Ah, sod it, going to have to restart the race
- 20:45:25: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Only half the field was running before lap 30
- 20:45:35: <SarfLandana> YAY
- 20:45:36: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Everyone keeps crashing into each other, ffs.
- 20:45:37: <Aeroracing> Oh, my two drivers :/
- 20:45:43: <SarfLandana> Wolf get a reprieve! :D :D :D :D
- 20:45:55: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Maybe. It means I'll have to restart the weekend to change the settings! :p
- 20:46:02: <SarfLandana> Fack
- 20:47:27: <RMCFeed> Davies is a healthy 32 secs away from Mazzacane
- 20:47:33: <RMCFeed> PITLANE CRASH
- 20:47:41: <SarfLandana> top kek
- 20:47:58: <RMCFeed> JEV tries to create Foster's-Al Smith babies with VDM!
- 20:48:32: <GoGoJJD> JEV really does not want this tittle
- 20:48:33: <GoGoJJD> titl
- 20:48:33: <GoGoJJD> e
- 20:49:28: <RMCFeed> JEV loses his front wing and VDM his rear wing
- 20:50:05: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> TR: Jeremy! What are you doing?
- 20:50:49: <klonnit> ... wait
- 20:50:58: <klonnit> so you restart the race because too many cars retire
- 20:51:13: <klonnit> boo, pasta
- 20:51:13: <klonnit> boo
- 20:51:14: <klonnit> :p
- 20:51:16: <RMCFeed> apparently JEV thought VDM would wait for him to pass before exiting his pitstop area, but he would've still have had time to avoid the collision regardless
- 20:51:20: <kevinbotz> :P
- 20:51:23: <JEV4LGPSChamp> well, shit
- 20:51:46: <JEV4LGPSChamp> but what GoGoJJD says, makes me think I missed some other shit JEV did
- 20:51:57: <JEV4LGPSChamp> #VaffanculoJericho
- 20:52:00: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Klonnit One of them was the Alfa :p This isn't LifeGP, I dont want none or 3 cars finishing :p
- 20:52:33: <JEV4LGPSChamp> but...but...Mondello Park!
- 20:52:37: <JEV4LGPSChamp> JEV winning in a Shadow!
- 20:52:39: <JEV4LGPSChamp> Top Lel Ahoy!
- 20:52:41: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> One race is okay :p
- 20:52:55: <GoGoJJD> well, he was pitting because he crashed and lost his front wing :P
- 20:53:04: <JEV4LGPSChamp> oh for f....
- 20:53:29: <JEV4LGPSChamp> Fosters mechanic: "We're gonna run out of wings at this rate"
- 20:53:46: <JEV4LGPSChamp> oh dear oh dear
- 20:53:47: <klonnit> Oh
- 20:53:49: <JEV4LGPSChamp> I am a cliche
- 20:53:55: <klonnit> well, if the Alfa retired, then restart it
- 20:53:59: <JEV4LGPSChamp> eating deep fried food
- 20:55:12: <RMCFeed> amidst all of this Jean-Pierre Balivernes' suspension collapsed
- 20:56:06: <RMCFeed> Mazzacane spins and retires!
- 20:56:15: <RMCFeed> apparently a brake failure
- 20:56:25: <RMCFeed> Tenpecost is without a rear wing
- 20:56:25: <GoGoJJD> how many laps to go?
- 20:58:29: <RMCFeed> oh!
- 20:58:39: <JEV4LGPSChamp> hmm, probably I will get my op taken away for this, but whatever
- 20:58:42: <RMCFeed> Tenpecost spun and was hit by Davies!
- 20:58:56: <GoGoJJD> fucking idiot tenpecost :/
- 20:58:59: <RMCFeed> Davies lost his front wing in the altercation
- 20:59:07: <JEV4LGPSChamp> your mum's so fat, when she went for a swim in the ocean, Spain claimed her as a new territory
- 20:59:19: <kevinbotz> :P
- 20:59:24: <RMCFeed> http://youchew.net/wiki/images/d/d9/Laugh4.gif
- 21:00:02: <RMCFeed> Davies has one and a half minutes to Generic in second, so he has nothing to worry about
- 21:00:14: <GoGoJJD> yeah but BAN TENPECOST
- 21:00:17: <RMCFeed> 30 laps to go
- 21:01:05: <RMCFeed> Roberts pits for a new front wing
- 21:01:52: <RMCFeed> oh, he just spun and hit the wall on his own
- 21:01:58: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Well, halfway stage of the restarted race
- 21:02:36: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> 1) Scheckter 2)JEV 3)Laffite 4)McAllister 5)O'Caoimhin 6) JPJ
- 21:02:42: <RMCFeed> apparently Foster's have really run out of front wings, because Davies is not pitting for a new one
- 21:02:50: <GoGoJJD> :|
- 21:02:52: <JEV4LGPSChamp> GO JEV! IN BOTH RACES!
- 21:03:02: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> not like if he needed any :p
- 21:03:03: <JEV4LGPSChamp> I had a feeling this race would be lel....
- 21:03:05: <GoGoJJD> god damn you tenpecost :/
- 21:03:06: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Oh Davies, ffs :p
- 21:03:11: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> BAN TENPECOST
- 21:03:31: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Seriously, I'm going to be appealing this
- 21:03:40: <GoGoJJD> generics in p2 remember
- 21:03:42: <JEV4LGPSChamp> :P
- 21:03:42: <JEV4LGPSChamp> appealing what? Davies not having a wing?
- 21:03:42: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Tenpecost is getting too big for his racing boots, needs a comeuppance
- 21:03:49: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> :p
- 21:03:51: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> >Braggia
- 21:04:43: <JEV4LGPSChamp> oh noes
- 21:04:49: <JEV4LGPSChamp> my Scottishness...it's disappearing!
- 21:04:56: <JEV4LGPSChamp> I'm starting to dislike deep fried food!
- 21:05:04: <RMCFeed> the corners seem to be really slippery today, as Blog nudges off his front wing again
- 21:05:11: <SarfLandana> Stop being Italian. :P
- 21:05:20: <JEV4LGPSChamp> who said anything about being Italian?
- 21:05:36: <JEV4LGPSChamp> although in fairness, the only reason I went to this chip shop, is because the pizza place closed down a few weeks ago
- 21:05:39: <RMCFeed> WHAT IS HE DOING!
- 21:05:41: <JEV4LGPSChamp> I used to go there instead :P
- 21:05:46: <GoGoJJD> how much time is davies losing to generic?
- 21:05:57: <RMCFeed> he stops on the main straight and gets rammed into by Roberts!
- 21:06:04: <GoGoJJD> BAN BLOG
- 21:06:39: <RMCFeed> miraculously enough both escape with only wing damge
- 21:08:00: <RMCFeed> Generic's latest laptime: 1:31.799
- 21:08:59: <RMCFeed> Davies' latest laptime: 1:37.753
- 21:09:06: <RMCFeed> so six seconds per lap
- 21:09:38: <Zauggfor1993LGPSchamp> Nobody wants this title..
- 21:09:48: <GoGoJJD> so it's touch and go whether or not generic can catch him
- 21:10:01: <RMCFeed> at this rate Generic will catch Davies about 10 laps before the finish
- 21:10:03: <GoGoJJD> if generic wins, i call for an immediate DSQ for caraxl
- 21:10:14: <JEV4LGPSChamp> *if*
- 21:10:17: <GoGoJJD> yes
- 21:10:18: <JEV4LGPSChamp> double standard much :P
- 21:10:19: <GoGoJJD> if
- 21:10:30: <JEV4LGPSChamp> "I only care about justice if I personally benefit from it"
- 21:10:42: <JEV4LGPSChamp> that appeal gets thrown out if I am the judge :D
- 21:10:50: <GoGoJJD> too bad you arent then :p
- 21:10:54: <JEV4LGPSChamp> anyway
- 21:11:00: <GoGoJJD> besides, if he doesnt then its a total failure for them
- 21:11:01: <JEV4LGPSChamp> what is JEV doing now position wise?
- 21:11:23: <GoGoJJD> actual you know what, screw it
- 21:11:29: <GoGoJJD> DSQ caraxl anyway
- 21:11:35: <GoGoJJD> jackasses need to be taken down a peg
- 21:11:59: <RMCFeed> JEV is sixth
- 21:13:23: <JEV4LGPSChamp> well, shit
- 21:13:33: <JEV4LGPSChamp> you think he has any chance of making up a few places before the end on pace?
- 21:13:59: <RMCFeed> Joe Gaera's race is over
- 21:14:27: <Cynon> Kobash
- 21:14:40: <Cynon> was apparently bitching at Caterham's PR posts on Twitter too
- 21:14:57: <Cynon> Seeeriously close your vagina Kobash and get back to driving
- 21:15:00: <GoGoJJD> :/
- 21:15:37: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Well race over
- 21:15:44: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> It came alive in the last ten laps or so
- 21:15:51: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> JEV came within a lap of winning
- 21:16:00: <Cynon> Part of me now hopes he gets sacked after a few races of having Ericcson kick his ass.
- 21:16:00: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> But Scheckter held out to win a close victory.
- 21:16:07: <GoGoJJD> lel
- 21:16:08: <GoGoJJD> as if
- 21:16:13: <Cynon> Hey
- 21:16:19: <GoGoJJD> ericsson will be absolute garbage
- 21:16:20: <Cynon> Ericcson is managed by Kenny Brack
- 21:16:34: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Kenny Brack is actually good, however
- 21:16:34: <BanEveryone> Stop hating on Kamui. :P
- 21:16:36: <RMCFeed> JEV gets past Howard as the latter spins
- 21:16:39: <RMCFeed> OH!
- 21:16:40: <Cynon> Maybe Kenny Brack taught him how to drift a car at 230 MPH
- 21:16:46: <GoGoJJD> :P
- 21:16:52: <RMCFeed> the Foster's cars clash with each other!
- 21:16:53: <Cynon> DRIFTKIIIIIIIIIIIING
- 21:16:54: BanEveryone continues to hate on Adam Morgan and Wix. :P
- 21:16:59: <GoGoJJD> i dont think the caterham will go that fast though :p
- 21:17:00: <GoGoJJD> ...
- 21:17:03: <GoGoJJD> GODDAMMIT
- 21:17:06: <Cynon> Yeah slight problem thre
- 21:17:08: <Cynon> there*
- 21:17:10: <RMCFeed> now both are in need of a nosejob
- 21:17:23: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Final order: 1) Scheckter 2) JEV 3)Villeneuve 4)McAllister 5)O'Caoimhin 6)Brock
- 21:17:25: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Oh, FFS
- 21:17:31: <GoGoJJD> what, did JEV just ram the back of davies then?
- 21:17:37: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> TR: JAMES! JEREMY! WHAT THE *** ARE YOU DOING GUYS!
- 21:18:09: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> TR: KEEP THIS FUCKING THING TOGETHER, ITS ALL I ASK, JUST FINISH THE RACE AND DONT FUCKING HIT EACH OTHER!"!!!
- 21:18:21: <RMCFeed> Davies just went so slowly through the corner and paid no attention who was coming from the behind
- 21:18:23: <BanEveryone> Fosters gon do a Linari. :P
- 21:18:33: <GoGoJJD> hes leading the damn race!
- 21:18:41: <GoGoJJD> JEV should watch where hes going
- 21:18:45: <JEV4LGPSChamp> THat is not an excuse for incompetence!
- 21:18:55: <JEV4LGPSChamp> Davies can fuck off, watch your mirrors not your ego!
- 21:18:59: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> GoGoJJD JPJ was in a points scoring position, but retired, again
- 21:19:08: <GoGoJJD> JEV was a lap down ffs
- 21:19:17: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Good news, BanEveryone!
- 21:19:17: <GoGoJJD> he should watch himself around lead lap cars
- 21:19:22: <BanEveryone> ?
- 21:19:25: <JEV4LGPSChamp> so? you want him to lap 8 seconds off the pace because his team-mate fucked up?
- 21:19:29: <GoGoJJD> no
- 21:19:39: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> TR: Jeremy, James, settle this after the race, dammit!
- 21:19:45: <RMCFeed> Dave Smith's car goes on strike
- 21:19:50: <GoGoJJD> all he needs to do is pass davies cleanly
- 21:20:06: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> The lone Wolf finished the race, albeit 2 laps down
- 21:20:12: <WestLondoner> Not bad.
- 21:20:18: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Fittipaldi's Alfa also finished, two laps down
- 21:20:39: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Clarke also survived a ram from behind midrace from Rupert Keegan :p
- 21:20:49: <RMCFeed> WELL WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT!
- 21:21:09: <GoGoJJD> oh boy
- 21:21:13: <WestLondoner> They've crashed! :P
- 21:21:17: <JEV4LGPSChamp> JEV 2nd in rFAF1, not too bad
- 21:21:19: <RMCFeed> JEV pits in and suddenly Foster's manage to procure a new front wing from somewhere!
- 21:21:23: <WestLondoner> lel
- 21:21:25: <JEV4LGPSChamp> top lel
- 21:21:25: <GoGoJJD> ...
- 21:21:32: <GoGoJJD> this is blatant favouritism
- 21:21:36: <JEV4LGPSChamp> pls
- 21:21:46: <JEV4LGPSChamp> this is Davies being so arrogant he thinks he can win without a front wing :P
- 21:21:53: <WestLondoner> JEV is older and more experienced than JJD here. :P
- 21:21:54: <GoGoJJD> TR: WHY CANT I GET A FRONT WING DAMMIT?
- 21:21:56: <GoGoJJD> uh
- 21:22:00: <GoGoJJD> this is before 1995
- 21:22:09: <GoGoJJD> davies isnt arrogant yet :p
- 21:22:12: <USDLife> They have USAF1 as slave to keep making noses :p
- 21:22:16: <JEV4LGPSChamp> arrogance is for life
- 21:22:18: <USDLife> *slaves
- 21:22:24: <JEV4LGPSChamp> he's just discovering it for the first time today :P
- 21:22:41: <GoGoJJD> maybe youre on to something there :p
- 21:23:32: <RMCFeed> Arthurs spins and loses 8th to Anker
- 21:23:56: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> JEV4LGPSChamp Lap 63, Scheckter dilly dallys lapping the Audi of Mass, an opportunistic JEV slides through
- 21:24:06: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Scheckter powers past on lap 66
- 21:24:14: <FullMetalJack> Go on W.Anker!
- 21:24:20: <klonnit> Wohoo
- 21:24:23: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> But on lap 68, Fittipaldi holds up the leaders enough to allow JEV through again!
- 21:24:24: <klonnit> Alfa rules
- 21:24:36: <klonnit> despite cheating Audis we finish
- 21:24:38: <klonnit> and Renaults too
- 21:24:41: <klonnit> everyone cheats
- 21:24:42: <klonnit> except Alfa
- 21:25:22: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> However, Scheckter was not going to lose a second race at the last minute, and found a way through on lap 69. JEV finished just 9 tenths behind in the closest race for a while
- 21:26:39: <RMCFeed> the gap between JJD and Generic is only 46.944s now
- 21:27:07: <GoGoJJD> how many laps?
- 21:27:14: <RMCFeed> Anker has spun off and his day is over
- 21:27:21: <RMCFeed> 23 laps to go
- 21:27:27: <GoGoJJD> fucksake
- 21:27:45: <GoGoJJD> seriously DSQ caraxl
- 21:28:39: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> DSQ Caraxl
- 21:28:47: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> *chants*
- 21:28:48: <WestLondoner> Is that Axel's team?
- 21:28:51: <RMCFeed> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14
- 21:28:51: <GoGoJJD> yes
- 21:28:53: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> DSQ Caraxl
- 21:29:07: <Aixata> 750 CAD model of floor -> DONE
- 21:29:09: <GoGoJJD> DSQ Caraxl
- 21:29:42: <BanCaraxl> Is Caraxl supposed to have an "e" inbetween x and l? :P
- 21:29:51: <GoGoJJD> *shrug*
- 21:29:53: <GoGoJJD> DSQ Caraxl
- 21:29:59: <RMCFeed> keep that up and I'll show JJD the black and orange flag :P
- 21:30:34: <GoGoJJD> its still bullshit that tenpecost can ruin davies' race like that
- 21:31:23: <RMCFeed> oh, Davies, ruined it all by himself
- 21:31:40: <RMCFeed> there was plenty of time for him to react to yellow flags
- 21:31:47: <GoGoJJD> nah
- 21:31:56: <GoGoJJD> the whole thing was clearly set up by tenpecost
- 21:31:56: <RealRacingRoots> meatball flag?
- 21:32:03: <GoGoJJD> the cheat
- 21:32:40: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Caraxl need this DSQ, they're up their own arse more than IBR :P
- 21:32:45: <RMCFeed> Jericho spins, Winton loses his front wing
- 21:33:15: <USDLife> For God's sake...!
- 21:33:28: <SarfLandana> The Man Utd trainwreck continues on by the looks of things. :P
- 21:33:36: <JEV4LGPSChamp> top lel, another wing bites the dust for Winton
- 21:33:41: <RealRacingRoots> I'm ok with this Sarf
- 21:33:45: <JEV4LGPSChamp> then again, it's still one less than JEV
- 21:34:18: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Right, offer time.
- 21:34:21: <USDLife> This is a mano a mano between Winton and JEV to see how many nosecones they can lose in a race :p
- 21:34:48: <USDLife> More interesting than the race itself
- 21:34:58: <JEV4LGPSChamp> JEV position update?
- 21:35:07: <RMCFeed> 5th
- 21:35:10: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Anyone willing to do rFAF1 wiki work will get improved rel for their team for the 1980 Australian GP
- 21:35:30: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Anyone interested mibbit PM me.
- 21:37:24: Fosters4LGPSChamp sees something in distance
- 21:37:30: Fosters4LGPSChamp watches it approach
- 21:37:39: Fosters4LGPSChamp realises it's a tumbleweed
- 21:37:44: Fosters4LGPSChamp watches it drift past
- 21:38:07: SarfLandana goes back to hating on Adam Morgan and Wix Filters, to pass the time. :P
- 21:38:34: <RMCFeed> Fernandez's engine fails on the main straight, McMohan and Stokins crash into him losing their front wings
- 21:38:42: <SarfLandana> http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130608224604/s4s/images/9/94/Top_lel.jpg
- 21:39:25: <RMCFeed> Arthurs' gearbox fails
- 21:39:25: <USDLife> Tied with JEV
- 21:39:51: <JEV4LGPSChamp> come on...I need moar Top 4 lel rels
- 21:39:52: <SarfLandana> :|
- 21:39:54: <SarfLandana> :|
- 21:39:55: <SarfLandana> :|
- 21:40:04: <SarfLandana> How many laps to go?
- 21:40:04: <GoGoJJD> generic ded pls
- 21:40:12: <GoGoJJD> plssssss
- 21:40:22: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> Well, looks like I'll be doing my own wiki work, unless there's any last minute takers
- 21:41:47: <Aixata> the start of the bodywork: http://i59.tinypic.com/2dkbxc4.png
- 21:42:04: <RMCFeed> 25 seconds between Davies and Generic now
- 21:42:32: <GoGoJJD> id rather anyone beat davies than generic
- 21:42:33: <klonnit> Pasta, you should make that offer public
- 21:42:40: <klonnit> that way you are not limited to guys currently in here
- 21:42:41: <GoGoJJD> hell even rob lomas
- 21:43:49: <RMCFeed> Karimov's engine is not feeling well
- 21:44:12: <GoGoJJD> who is 3rd and 4th btw, and how far are they behind davies?
- 21:44:43: <JEV4LGPSChamp> (and how far ahead of JEV?)
- 21:45:32: <RMCFeed> FMV 3rd, about 27 seconds off Generic
- 21:45:49: <RMCFeed> JEV 4th, about 18 seconds off FMV
- 21:46:01: <USDLife> Were are Winton and Stokins after the shunts?
- 21:46:15: <RMCFeed> 12th and 14th
- 21:46:20: <RMCFeed> out of 14 remaining cars
- 21:46:43: <GoGoJJD> 14 cars still running... how many laps are there still to go?
- 21:47:52: <RMCFeed> make it 13 cars, Karimov's engine just died
- 21:48:06: <RMCFeed> 16 laps to go
- 21:49:02: <GoGoJJD> uuuugh
- 21:51:41: <JEV4LGPSChamp> FAMILY ORDERS!
- 21:51:46: <RMCFeed> Jericho's engine detonates
- 21:51:46: <JEV4LGPSChamp> Pull the fuck over Frederic-Maxime!
- 21:52:45: <JEV4LGPSChamp> is JEV considerably faster than FMV to the point he could catch his younger brother?
- 21:56:29: <RMCFeed> yes
- 21:56:49: <RMCFeed> ...in fact, he's already past
- 21:56:59: <GoGoJJD> ...
- 21:57:19: <GoGoJJD> at this rate davies is not gonna score at all :/
- 21:57:55: <JEV4LGPSChamp> well, crikey, that was awfully fast
- 21:58:15: <RMCFeed> and he's catching Generic too
- 21:58:24: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> lel http://f1alternate.shoutwiki.com/wiki/1989_FA1L%27s_Alternate_F1#Teams_and_Drivers
- 21:58:24: <JEV4LGPSChamp> shit just got interesting
- 21:59:07: <RMCFeed> 5.539s
- 21:59:18: <SarfLandana> Can we change the Pirelli logos to "Pirleli"? :P
- 21:59:27: <RMCFeed> Generic will pass Davies within the next two laps
- 21:59:38: <Salamander> generic can piss off
- 21:59:39: <JEV4LGPSChamp> Generic - JEV gap?
- 21:59:46: <SarfLandana> http://img.vandaag.be/tmp/450/350/r/articles/201110271650-1_nieuw-bandenmerk-pirleli.jpg
- 21:59:47: <RMCFeed> JEV 18.863s behind Davies
- 21:59:54: <JEV4LGPSChamp> hmmm
- 22:00:00: <RMCFeed> NOPE.AVI
- 22:00:01: <JEV4LGPSChamp> running out of laps fast
- 22:00:03: <Salamander> jev will get davies too then
- 22:00:10: <JEV4LGPSChamp> uhohes
- 22:00:19: <Salamander> unless theres like more than 4 or 5 laps left
- 22:00:29: <RMCFeed> JEV IS OUT!
- 22:00:33: <JEV4LGPSChamp> :O
- 22:00:36: <JEV4LGPSChamp> :(
- 22:00:43: <Salamander> greaaat
- 22:00:55: <Salamander> now it just means some other person will pass davies instead
- 22:01:01: <Salamander> and he'll finish like 7th or something
- 22:01:01: <FullMetalJack> More lels http://f1alternate.shoutwiki.com/wiki/Reb_Lelmas_Racing
- 22:01:19: <kevinbotz> that was already there long ago :P
- 22:01:22: <FullMetalJack> Clicked on the Larrousse link in the previous link
- 22:01:22: <Salamander> thats been on the wiki for ages :P
- 22:02:03: <FullMetalJack> Well sorry if I don't check the wiki as much as everyone else :P
- 22:02:17: <klonnit> Although that article should be edite
- 22:02:19: <klonnit> *edited
- 22:02:23: <klonnit> and made about Lelmas Select
- 22:02:31: <RealRacingRoots> http://i.imgur.com/uGg0F2p.png
- 22:02:34: <kevinbotz> :P
- 22:02:55: <FullMetalJack> I demand his team name is changed to Lelrrousse
- 22:02:56: <klonnit> speaking of Lelmas Select
- 22:03:13: <klonnit> I made their prices slightly cheaper so some people will actually buy it
- 22:03:22: <FullMetalJack> Leltus just goes well too, but I was always going to get Lotus before him
- 22:03:26: <RMCFeed> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nSKkwzwdW4
- 22:03:57: <RMCFeed> Roberts punts Gunnarsdottir off into the scenery and over the outer track barrier
- 22:04:21: <Salamander> and generic crashes somehow as well?
- 22:04:24: <Salamander> please?
- 22:04:32: <RMCFeed> oddly enough Gunnarsdottir's car remains mostly intact and she could rejoin the race, if she finds a way back on the track
- 22:05:42: <RMCFeed> Danilo di Longo's gearbox says bye bye
- 22:05:52: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> You asked - http://f1alternate.shoutwiki.com/wiki/1989_FA1L%27s_Alternate_F1#Teams_and_Drivers
- 22:06:05: <Salamander> how has generic not passed davies yet?
- 22:06:42: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> There, we go http://f1alternate.shoutwiki.com/wiki/1989_FA1L%27s_Alternate_F1#Teams_and_Drivers
- 22:06:44: <RMCFeed> now he has
- 22:06:48: <RMCFeed> on lap 29
- 22:06:55: <Salamander> uuuuuuuuuugh
- 22:07:02: <Salamander> pls crash generic
- 22:07:42: <RMCFeed> Gunnarsdottir acknowledges how hopeless her situation is and retires
- 22:09:22: <RMCFeed> FMV's engine implodes!
- 22:09:46: <klonnit> http://i.4cdn.org/pol/src/1393348375848.png
- 22:09:49: <klonnit> ultimate lel
- 22:11:04: <RMCFeed> Davies looks set for 2nd
- 22:11:24: <RMCFeed> Howard is over a minute behind with 11 laps to go
- 22:11:39: <RMCFeed> well, 10 now
- 22:13:13: <Fosters4LGPSChamp> What on eartyh is gox?
- 22:13:22: <Biscione> it's a Bitcoin exchange
- 22:13:39: <Biscione> it went insolvent yesterday
- 22:13:54: <RMCFeed> Sam Sun retires with gearbox failure
- 22:15:12: <Biscione> just to give you an idea...900btc is about £72,500
- 22:15:29: <RMCFeed> Sam Winton's car fails, with another nosecone lost in the process
- 22:15:34: <klonnit> until the next crash that is :p
- 22:15:51: <klonnit> but seriously
- 22:16:03: <klonnit> investing what amounts to your life saving in video game money
- 22:16:09: <klonnit> how stupid can people be? :D
- 22:16:16: <RMCFeed> eight laps and six cars left
- 22:16:31: <klonnit> three will finish
- 22:16:44: <RMCFeed> Generic, Davies, Howard, McMohan, Roberts, Stokins
- 22:18:13: <RMCFeed> seven
- 22:19:48: <RMCFeed> six
- 22:21:33: <RMCFeed> five
- 22:23:08: <RMCFeed> four
- 22:24:18: <RMCFeed> McMohan's brakes fail, no crash
- 22:25:46: <RMCFeed> three laps to go
- 22:27:25: <RMCFeed> two
- 22:29:51: <Takagi_ftw> http://www.f1rejects.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=4&t=4972&view=unread#p291091
- 22:30:04: <Takagi_ftw> More Jocke1 love you marry me etc etc
- 22:30:23: <RMCFeed> except the one hour time limit has been reached!
- 22:30:23: <SarfLandana> Dinizintheoven>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Jocke1.
- 22:30:45: <RMCFeed> James Generic wins after 39 laps, one short of the scheduled distance
- 22:30:52: <Takagi_ftw> Fully agree with you SarfLandana :L :P
- 22:31:02: <RMCFeed> James Davies is second
- 22:31:20: <RMCFeed> Marky Howard third
- 22:31:30: <RMCFeed> Will Roberts fourth
- 22:31:40: <RMCFeed> W. A. Stokins fifth
- 22:31:50: <RMCFeed> and Deanna McMohan is classified sixth
- 22:34:05: <klonnit> With Life GP finished - it is time for the most hated PMMF series in Finland
- 22:34:42: <FOM2012> The championship battle is getting hot, as we move down to Brazil
- 22:34:48: <FOM2012> http://f1rejects.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=291198#p291198
- 22:34:53: <FOM2012> Hamilton taking pole for Race I
- 22:36:04: <FOM2012> Sauber have won two thirds of the last nine races
- 22:36:12: <FOM2012> but it will be tough for them to continue their streak
- 22:37:41: <TrueMcLaren> How many nosecones Winton lose? More than JEV?
- 22:37:47: <FOM2012> The cars start to come around after the formation lap
- 22:38:03: <RMCFeed> http://i1213.photobucket.com/albums/cc464/Nuppiz/F1C/93Australia_zps51e30b0b.jpg
- 22:38:17: <RMCFeed> FL: James Davies, 1:23.032 on lap 3
- 22:38:33: <RMCFeed> ROTR: Foster's Good Call - inventing new ways to throw away the title
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