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  1. one of these are connected.
  2.  
  3. >On way to Rarity's shop to replace shirt after Fluttershy's last attempt
  4. >Why is it dark all of a sudden
  5. >Look up
  6. >Dark clouds blocking sun, but no rain
  7. >Look back down
  8. >Fluttershy coming out of alley
  9. >nope.avi
  10. >Turn around
  11. >Angel holding a salad knife, giving you a look
  12. >Fuck
  13. >Turn back around, Fluttershy is right in front of you
  14. >"Oh hi anon, can you answer a question for me?"
  15. >herewego.jpg
  16. >"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
  17. >Holds up rag
  18. >Lean face in, pretend to sniff it.
  19. Why no, it doesn't.
  20. >"Really?"
  21. >She puts it to her nose, passes out
  22. Fucking Fluttershy.
  23.  
  24. >Helping Twilight with some manner of magic
  25. >Something goes wrong
  26. >Remember flying against wall
  27.  
  28. >Wake up indeterminate amount of time later in bed
  29. >Completely naked
  30. >Fluttershy. Still in Twilight's library, but Fluttershy.
  31. >Wrap blanket around you
  32. >Go downstairs
  33. >See Twilight. "Oh Anon, you're awake! Fluttershy said she would be right back to get what she needs to help you."
  34. What.
  35. >"Oh, you were only out for an hour or so. Fluttershy just happened to be right outside, and came it as soon as you got hurt."
  36. Uh huh
  37. >"She mentioned a human healing tactic you told her about, but that she needed all your clothes off first. She also needed something from her home. Your clothes sure were hard to get off!"
  38. Where are my clothes?
  39. >"Oh, she took them with her. You humans have some weird practices!"
  40. >Enter Fluttershy
  41. >"O-oh, you're... awake!"
  42. >She has sleeping pills
  43. >"Just take a few of these, you'll feel so much better!"
  44. >Walk out, trailing blanket behind you
  45. Fucking Fluttershy.
  46.  
  47. >Cutie Mark Crusaders ask for your help with something
  48. >Following Apple Bloom to their clubhouse
  49. >Hear her shout "Now!"
  50. >Suddenly suspended a few feet high in a net
  51. >See Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo jump out of bushes nearby and look each other over
  52. >They all sigh, seeing no cutie marks
  53. >Suddenly see Fluttershy's wingboners in bush
  54. >"Well, nice try, girls. Maybe you'll get your cutie marks next time. Now, just run along, and I'll let Anon down."
  55. >They leave, talking about their next plot
  56. >Just you and Fluttershy
  57. >In the middle of nowhere
  58. >You're in a net
  59. >Fuck
  60. >"So Anon, are you thirsty?"
  61. >She offers you a milky liquid
  62. >It's water mixed with sleeping pills
  63. No thanks.
  64. >"Hungry?"
  65. >She offers you a flower
  66. >See a tube in flower
  67. >See tube connected to canister that says knockout gas
  68. No thanks.
  69. >"Well, I'm sure you'll change your mind. I don't have any way of cutting the net here, but I think I might have something back home... I'll just drag you on over!"
  70. >Halfway there
  71. >Mind a-flutter, worried about what she has in store for you
  72. >"Fluttershy, where are you taking the human?"
  73. >See Celestia coming down
  74. >Thank God
  75. >"Oh, I'm just going to go cut him free! He got stuck in a net for one of my animals, you see..."
  76. She's lying, sweet God help me!
  77. >Celestia stares
  78. >Fluttershy giggles, and sprints away
  79. Please let me out!
  80. >Celestia smiles, and grabs the rope with her teeth to take you back to the castle
  81. Fucking Mollestia
  82.  
  83. >Middle of Everfree Forest
  84. >On way to get something from Zecora to make you immune to sleeping pills
  85. >Hear rustling in the bushes
  86. >See chicken head pop out
  87. >Oh thank God it's just a--what.
  88. >Cockatrice
  89. >Stares at you
  90. >Can't tear gaze away
  91. >Legs turned to stone
  92. >Fluttershy steps out of bushes behind it
  93. >Cockatrice stops
  94. >Fluttershy drops some gold in its hand
  95. >They have a mock battle
  96. >Cockatrice flees
  97. >"Oh Anon, aren't you just so thankful I saved you?"
  98. >Legs still stone
  99. I think I'd prefer to be stone, actually.
  100. >"I don't know about your upper body, but I think I can get a part of you hard..."
  101. >Oh God
  102. >She digs in bushes to get a rope and ties your hands while standing behind you
  103. >Reaches back in bushes to get a hammer
  104. >Breaks away stone pants
  105. >More of you is stone than you thought
  106. >You're rock hard, but soft
  107. >She sighs and gets the cockatrice again
  108. >He frees you all the way
  109. >Run like an African to a Red Cross truck
  110. >"Wait Anon! I need to save you again!"
  111. >Look back for some reason
  112. >See her being turned to stone by the cockatrice
  113. >"Help me Anon!"
  114. >Keep running
  115. Fucking Fluttershy
  116.  
  117. >Grand Galloping Gala
  118. >Invited because you're the only human
  119. >Forced to go by Twilight because it's a royal thing
  120. >All of Twilight's friends are also going
  121. >Fluttershy.
  122. >Manage to avoid her most of the night, but know she's constantly watching
  123. >Applejack mentions huge maze outside
  124. How did I not notice that?
  125. >Decide to hide in maze, since it's fuckhuge
  126. >Wait until Fluttershy isn't looking
  127. >Sprint to maze entrance
  128. >Almost make it
  129. >Get to badass statue
  130. >Fluttershy hiding behind it
  131. >She pounces
  132. >"Don't worry, Anon! You can stop running, you're safe now..."
  133. >Scream for help
  134. >"Sh, I'll protect you!"
  135. >You hear evil laughter
  136. >You both look up
  137. >Badass statue is waking up
  138. >"Your discordant mewling has awo--what are you doing."
  139. Help, she's trying to--
  140. >She covers your mouth, still staring at the statue
  141. >The look on its face is terrified
  142. >It slowly reverts back to its original position and snaps its fingers, turning back to stone
  143. >Celestia and co. come cantering up
  144. >You and Fluttershy hailed as heroes for stopping Discord
  145. Fucking Fluttershy
  146.  
  147. >Walking through Ponyville
  148. >See group of ponies singing
  149. >Used to deus ex singing by now
  150. >Keep going
  151. >See group of singing ponies get closer to you
  152. >Fluttershy's in the center of the group, singing the main part
  153. >It's about love
  154. >Oh fuck
  155. >Know weird shit happens during pony songs
  156. >Start running
  157. >Turn corner a few blocks away
  158. >Run face first into Fluttershy
  159. >She grabs you and starts dancing, dragging you along
  160. >Can't resist magic of the song
  161. >Dance with her, singing words that come to your mind unbidden
  162. >Cavort through the town, with a large group of ponies following and singing backup
  163. >End up at Fluttershy's house
  164. >All ponies melt away
  165. >Song magic starts to fade away
  166. >Gone completely with both of your hand and her hoof on the door knob, her mouth poised to kiss you
  167. >Pull away from her embrace
  168. >Trip over turtle while fleeing and hit head on something
  169. >Wake up in windowless room
  170. >Door is locked
  171. >Lock is on your side
  172. >What.
  173. >Unlock door and open it
  174. >Fluttershy is on the other side with a key
  175. >"How did you--" She looks at your hands
  176. >Ponies can't maneuver locks with hooves
  177. >Run, make sure not to trip over any critters
  178. Fucking singing.
  179.  
  180. >Running of the Leaves, or some shit like that
  181. >Most of the town is empty, with a lot of the ponies watching or participating in the race
  182. >A few shops are still open, catering to non-pony customers that can't participate
  183. >Figure this is your chance to get around town without getting accosted by Fluttershy
  184. >Make it an hour with no sign of her
  185. >Hear a rattling down a small alley
  186. >Keep going, but stay alert
  187. >See a yellow and pink head fleeing around a corner
  188. >itbegins.jpg
  189. >For the next few hours, see constant signs of Fluttershy, but nothing that definitely makes it her
  190. >On the way home
  191. >Arms full of food and supplies
  192. >Hear something behind you
  193. >Turn
  194. >Nothing there
  195. >Turn back
  196. >Fluttershy. Fluttershy everywhere
  197. >Hit head on poll turning so fast
  198. >Vision spinning
  199. >"Oh Anon, are you okay? Here, let me help you!"
  200. >She takes you into her forelegs
  201. >"Let me just kiss it and make it all better."
  202. >She reaches for your pants
  203. I hit my head, not that!
  204. >"I know! I'm just going to give your head a little kiss. And maybe some more, besides..."
  205. Not THAT head!
  206. >Your vision returns
  207. >You're pinned to the ground on the path home
  208. >Fluttershy is on top of you
  209. >Your pants are all the way down somehow
  210. >"Oh my! You sure do seem happy to see me!"
  211. >Suddenly ponies, ponies everywhere
  212. >You're on the path of the race
  213. >Fluttershy gets carried away in the crush of the crowd
  214. >You are miraculously untouched
  215. >All of your food and supplies are destroyed
  216. Fucking Fluttershy
  217.  
  218. >Hearts and Hooves Day
  219. I don't even want to deal with this shit
  220. >Hide inside all day
  221. >Knock on door
  222. >Don't even think about answering it
  223. >See Rainbow Dash looking through blinds
  224. >Warily open door
  225. >"I know you're alone today, so me and the gals thought it would be fun to get out and do something as friends! Whattaya say?"
  226. >Bad, bad feeling
  227. >Go anyway, because you're an idiot
  228. >Go to Sugarcube Corners
  229. >Mane six already there, with Rainbow Dash coming in
  230. >Get seated across from Fluttershy
  231. >herewego.jpg
  232. >Mrs. Cake drops off drinks for everyone
  233. >Your's is purple. And bubbling.
  234. What
  235. >Fluttershy is watching you with a silent and disturbing intensity
  236. >When Rainbow Dash isn't looking you swap your drinks
  237. >Before Fluttershy can stop her, RD downs the entire cup
  238. >RD looks at Rarity
  239. >yfw when you realize you are now stuck with drinking diet Dr Pony
  240. >RD chases Rarity out of the joint
  241. >Fluttershy is staring at you innocently
  242. >Mrs. Cake walks up
  243. >"I see you don't like Fluttershy's creation, Anon. She said it was a human thing, but I guess not all of them like it."
  244. >You get up and leave
  245. >On the way out you see Rainbow Dash holding Rarity down and nuzzling her in ways you didn't feel comfortable watching
  246. Fucking Fluttershy
  247.  
  248. >Celestia coming to Ponyville for some reason or another
  249. >Twilight says you need to be there, because fuck you
  250. >Make it to Sugarcube Corners with no bit incident
  251. >All the important ponies are there
  252. >Fucking Fluttershy.
  253. >She's behaving, so far
  254. >There's some bigass firebird staring at you from next to Celestia
  255. >Fluttershy's eyes are darting from it to you
  256. >This won't end well
  257. >Meeting starts winding down, nothing important was said
  258. >Leave
  259. >On way back home
  260. >Firebird out of nowhere
  261. >All your clothes on fire
  262. >Writhe on the ground
  263. >Fluttershy comes running out of a convenient nearby alley
  264. >She tries to douse the flames
  265. >Fucking hooves don't do shit against flames
  266. >Your screams bring out Celestia and the other ponies
  267. >Celestia uses magic to put out flames
  268. >Lying on ground mostly naked surrounded by ponies
  269. >Bird lands on Celestia
  270. >"Philomena, did you do this?"
  271. >It nods
  272. >"Anon, you simply must let me make it up to you! Here, come along with me to the palace."
  273. >Fluttershy speaks up, "Are you sure you don't want me to take care of him, Princess?"
  274. >"This wasn't your fault, Fluttershy. Don't worry, I'll take good care of him..."
  275. >"So close... so close!"
  276. >Why
  277. Fucking Molestia. Fucking Fluttershy. Fucking birds.
  278.  
  279. >Talking to Applejack about making applejack
  280. >Mention what alcohol does to the mind
  281. >"Why would you want to make something like that?"
  282. Helps me sleep
  283. >"Whatever"
  284. >She promises apples if you make a still
  285. >See Fluttershy's tail poking out of a nearby tree
  286. >herewego.png
  287. >Build still over the course of a month
  288. >Fend off numerous rape attempts
  289. >Get apples
  290. >???
  291. >No fucking profit, alcohol takes a while to make
  292. >Make booze
  293. >Entire stock of booze missing when you go to taste it
  294. >FUUUUUUU
  295. >Knock at the door
  296. >Open it
  297. >Fluttershy with a jar of your hooch
  298. >She opens her mouth
  299. >Slam door
  300. I'm not dealing with your shit today
  301. >"Oh... Okay. I'll be back tomorrow, then!"
  302.  
  303. >Night time
  304. >Sneak into Fluttershy's cottage
  305. >No pony there
  306. >See psychotic bunny guarding several jars
  307. >worthit.jpg
  308. >Distract bunny with carrot
  309. >Steal jars
  310. >Go home
  311. >Enter house to find Fluttershy exiting house
  312. >"O-o-oh, h-hi Anon! Is this YOUR house?"
  313. Get the fuck out
  314. >She leaves
  315. >Lock everything and drown sorrows in booze
  316. >Wake up with blinding headache
  317. >Can't move
  318. >"Oh, hi anon! I think you dropped your key..."
  319. >She spends five hours trying to get your whiskey dick hard
  320. >Applejack comes by to see how everything is going
  321. Oh God help me!
  322. >Fluttershy: "Oh, hi AJ!"
  323. >"What."
  324. >Fluttershy: "I'll just be leaving now!"
  325. >"Seriously, what."
  326. Fucking Fluttershy
  327.  
  328. >Hearth's Warming Eve
  329. >Pageant going on at Canterlot
  330. >Get invited to watch
  331. >Okay
  332. >Twilight and friends playing the parts of dead people
  333. >Watch play
  334. >Pretty alright
  335. >Fluttershy keeps looking at Spike, the narrator
  336. >Uhoh.png
  337. >Nothing bad happens, though
  338. >Curtain falls, play's over
  339. >Suddenly hear Spike, "Wait, there's more to the script!"
  340. >Fuck.
  341. >Spike: "Ahem! And now we'll all learn where Celestia came from! Private Pansy, front and center! And... Anon? What the..."
  342. >Fluttershy: "You read the script, narrator! Anon, come on up!"
  343. >You don't like where this is going, not one bit.
  344. >Get pushed to stage by crowd
  345. >See Spike looking at script, scratching his head
  346. >"Anon, what does this mean?"
  347. >Look at script
  348. >Indescribable acts between you and Fluttershy depicted
  349. >Look at Fluttershy
  350. >"Well, if the script says it, I guess we HAVE to!"
  351. >Walk off stage
  352. >Don't stop walking until you get home
  353.  
  354. >Back home
  355. >Celestia waiting for you inside
  356. >"Why did you leave the stage, Anon? You ruined part of my play!"
  357. What.
  358. >"So many ponies keep asking me where I came from, and I wanted to show them! Fluttershy saw the plans and asked to be substituted in for Rainbow Dash."
  359. No seriously. What.
  360. >"I'm here to bring you back to get you to do it right!"
  361. There aren't enough whats in the world.
  362. >She teleports you to the pageant before you can flee
  363. >"Unfortunately, all your friends have already left. Thankfully, Luna here decided to stand in for your friend Fluttershy!"
  364. >Massive crowd
  365. >Luna smiling at you, front legs bent down and tail swished aside
  366. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
  367. Fucking Molestia. Fucking Luna.
  368.  
  369. >Wake up early
  370. >Do morning things
  371. >Look for breakfast foods that aren't contaminated
  372. >Another day of fasting
  373. >Open door
  374. >Walls on both side of door, creating a path
  375. >Look out window
  376. >Entire maze surrounding house
  377. What.
  378. >See Fluttershy approaching
  379. How?
  380. >"I don't know what you're talking about! I was just on my way to visit when this maze suddenly appeared! Discord may have broken out again, Anon! We should stick together for safety... You know how weak and helpless I am..."
  381. You have wings.
  382. >She looks at herself, surprised
  383. >"Oooh! Hold on a second!"
  384. >She flies off
  385. >Suddenly, a massive something covers the entire maze
  386. >You hear a muffled "Wait, how do I get in?"
  387. >Go back inside, lock your door, go to bed
  388. Fucking Fluttershy. Seriously, HOW?
  389.  
  390. >Fluttershy's birthday
  391. >Get invitation several days prior
  392. >Don't respond
  393. >Increasing number of invitations per day
  394. >Pretend to not get any of them
  395. >Day of party
  396. >Hide in house all day
  397. >Knock at door
  398. >Applejack and Rainbow Dash
  399. >Applejack: "Why ain't you at the party?"
  400. >RD: "Yeah, it was Fluttershy's one birthday wish for you to be there!"
  401. Sorry, I was busy installing extra locks.
  402. >Get forcibly dragged to party
  403. >Flying hug tackled as soon as you get in door
  404. >"You came!"
  405. >Fuck
  406. >Rest of party goes well enough
  407. >Constantly paranoid, refuse to eat anything
  408. >Fail to participate in any real games
  409. >Get called party pooper by Pinkie Pie
  410. >Meh
  411. >She gives you a sad look
  412. >Nothing can withstand Pinkie's sad look
  413. >Pretend to have fun
  414. >Pinkie gives you cake
  415. >Everyone has been eating it, Fluttershy hasn't been near it
  416. >Okay.jpg
  417. >Eat cake
  418.  
  419. >Wake up some time later
  420. >Tons of passed out ponies all around you
  421. >Fluttershy passed out on top of you
  422. >Her hoof down your pants
  423. What.
  424. >Look at cake again
  425. >She put sleeping stuff all up in the cake
  426. >Forgot and ate it herself
  427. Fucking Fluttershy
  428.  
  429. >Helping Rarity collect gems
  430. >No sign of Fluttershy all day
  431. >Start seeing and hearing small signs all around you
  432. >Herewego.jpeg
  433. >Expect Fluttershy
  434. >Get fucking dogs
  435. >Dogs everywhere
  436. >Rarity escapes
  437. >You don't
  438. >Get grabbed by some fucking mutt
  439. >Dragged down to caves
  440. >Still somehow expecting Fluttershy
  441. >No Fluttershy
  442. Did she put you up to this?
  443. >"What?"
  444. Fluttershy. Where is she?
  445. >"Who?"
  446. DON'T TOUCH ME YOU MONSTERS!
  447. >They're totally confused
  448. >"What the hell have those ponies done to you?"
  449. >Finally think you might possibly be safe
  450. >"You can chill here as long as you like, Anon. No ponies come down here."
  451. >There is a God!
  452.  
  453. >Spend a few days chilling with Diamond Dogs
  454. >No sign of Fluttershy or any ponies
  455. >All is good
  456. >Suddenly hear something coming down one of the tunnels
  457. >Twilight and gang
  458. >No. Noooo. NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
  459. >They kidnap you from Dogs, who try to put up a fight
  460. >Fluttershy and RD dragging you kicking and screaming from cave
  461. >RD: "What have they done to Anon? He's acting crazy!"
  462. >FS: "I don't know, but we better keep him hidden for a while, so none of the ponies get worred. He can stay at my house!"
  463. >Other ponies agree
  464. >So close. You were safe!
  465.  
  466. >At Fluttershy's home
  467. >Locked and bound in hidden room
  468. >Not eating anything she gives you
  469. >FS leaves you to stew in desperation for a day
  470. >Finally comes in
  471. >Can't get to any of your 'fun' parts due to ropes
  472. >"Now Anon, if you promise not to run away I'll take your binds off!"
  473. Yeah. Right.
  474. >She unties you
  475. >Book it straight home and barricade self in
  476. >Knock at door
  477. >"You promised!"
  478. Fucking Fluttershy
  479.  
  480. >Some griffin chick in town
  481. >She seems pretty chill, hanging out with Rainbow Dash all the time
  482. >You are walking through town to pick up food and whatnot
  483. >See Fluttershy watching from roof of building
  484. >God why
  485. >Pick up supplies anyway
  486. >Start heading home, eyes in back of head and whatnot
  487. >See Fluttershy approaching
  488. >See griffin approaching from side street
  489. >Fluttershy doesn't see griffin
  490. >Eyes only for you
  491. >Griffin and Fluttershy bump into each other
  492. >Griffin flips her shit
  493. >Fluttershy tries to hide behind you for protection
  494. >"Help me Anon!"
  495. Fuck you bitch
  496. >Griffin looks at you
  497. >"Well now, little pony, is this creature here your boyfriend? How would you like it if I took him for a little spin, huh?"
  498. Wait what?
  499. >"U-u-um... P-please don't"
  500. Seriously guys? Seriously?
  501. >Get dragged away by griffin with massive claws and dangerous beak
  502. >Lose all of you food and whatnot
  503. Fucking Fluttershy
  504.  
  505. >Cutie Mark Crusaders ask for help in a plot
  506. >Wary of helping them
  507. >Everything they touch goes straight to shit
  508. >They mention having more help than usual this time
  509. >Figure Rarity or Applejack or something
  510. >Get to right spot
  511. >Massive lake
  512. >Fluttershy standing there with a big goofy grin
  513. Fut the wuck.
  514. >She doesn't seem to be doing anything too wrong
  515. >CMC asks you to remove shirt and get in water
  516. >Reluctantly remove shirt and get in water
  517. >They tell Fluttershy to get in water
  518. >Sweetie Belle: "So what now, Fluttershy?"
  519. >Son of a bitch
  520. >Fluttershy starts getting close to you
  521. >She's right there
  522. >Feel something brush across your legs
  523. >"O-oh! Anon! I didn't know you were finally ready!"
  524. I'm not doing shit
  525. >You both stick your heads under the water
  526. >Massive fucking tentacles
  527. >Nope.jpg
  528. >Get the fuck up out the water
  529. >Fluttershy almost makes it
  530. >"Help Anon!"
  531. >Look back
  532. >Tentacles dragging her back in
  533. >CMC run screaming "Not again!"
  534. >You see tentacles start doing... things
  535. >Fkee
  536. >Realize you left your shirt behind
  537. Fucking Fluttershy
  538.  
  539. >Normal day in Ponyville
  540. >Avoiding getting raped and all that jazz
  541. >See some of Mane Six sneaking around like they're blacks
  542. >See Pinkie Pie watching them and acting crazier than usual
  543. >Huh.
  544.  
  545. >Still going on a few hours later
  546. >Pinkie Pie is nowhere to be seen
  547. >Decide to visit her, to see if she's okay
  548. >Knock on door
  549. >It opens slowly
  550. >Pinkie Pie is staring at you with the scariest expression you have ever seen
  551. >Her floppy hair is completely straight
  552. >"You would never leave me, FRIEND!"
  553. >Get dragged inside
  554. Not another one!
  555. >Forced to party with rocks and bags of flour and shit
  556. >You pretend Pinkie is sane so she'll eventually untie you
  557. >Knock on the door
  558. >"I'll get it!"
  559. >Fluttershy
  560. >"Oh hey Pinkie, have you seen Anon?"
  561. >"He's right here, with my REAL friends. Unlike you."
  562. >Fluttershy laughs nervously
  563. >Sees you tied up
  564. >You're afraid to ask for help
  565. >"Can I just borrow him for a minute?"
  566. >"Nope!"
  567. >Door slams
  568. >"Now where were we?"
  569. >Hours later, Fluttershy tries to get in numerous times
  570. >Another knock on the door
  571. >Rainbow Dash
  572. >Really Rainbow Dash, not Fluttershy in a disguise
  573. Oh God help me!
  574. >"Uh, Pinkie Pie, why is Anon tied up?"
  575. >"We're playing a human game! Since he's one of my REAL friends!"
  576. >"Well, we have something else planned for you..."
  577. >RD sees the other 'guests'
  578. >"Not again, Pinkie Pie! You know what happened last time!"
  579. >Pinkie Pie blinks
  580. >"Oh yeah!"
  581. >Her hair expands back to normal
  582. >They prance away
  583. >You're still tied up
  584. >Knock at the door
  585. >Fluttershy bursts in wearing a Twilight costume
  586. >herewego.jpg
  587. >She doesn't see Pinkie Pie
  588. >Removes costume
  589. >"Oh hi, Anon! Did Pinkie invite you too?"
  590. >She pushes a pile of rocks off a chair
  591. >Rocks bounce odd and hit your chair
  592. >Chair legs break
  593. >You're able to stand
  594. >Run out of Pinkie Pie's house, still tied to chair
  595. >In loving memory of Rocky
  596. Fucking Fluttershy
  597.  
  598. >Down at AJ's farm
  599. >Watching AJ and RD play all manner of games and whatnot
  600. >With no wings, RD is nearly powerless against AJ
  601. >No sign of Fluttershy all day
  602. >Everything is going good
  603. >AJ asks you to come over
  604. >"So Anon, I've heard some tales about a game humans like to play, called Spin the Bottle"
  605. And where did you hear about this?
  606. >She points to barn
  607. >See Fluttershy come out carrying a bottle
  608. That is definitely a human game. I'm not that interested in playing, though.
  609. >RD: "Come on, Anon! What are you, chicken?"
  610. >Look at Fluttershy
  611. >Look back at RD
  612. Yes. Yes I am.
  613. >Walk away
  614. >Fluttershy: "Wait Anon, don't you want to play the game?"
  615. >The Game
  616. Fucking Fluttershy made me lose the game.
  617.  
  618. >Walking through Ponyville
  619. >Looking for something to do
  620. >See kitty following you
  621. >Nice try, Fluttershy
  622. >Start heading home
  623. >Kitty still following you
  624. Stop it.
  625. >Kitty looks at you
  626. >Oh God, kitty!
  627. >Can't fight it
  628. >Let kitty in home
  629.  
  630. >Few days later
  631. >Kitty is still being adorable as fuck
  632. >Nothing too bad happening
  633.  
  634. >A week passes
  635. >No sign of FS ever since you found the kitty
  636. >Start to have a bad feeling
  637. >Adorableness stops you from acting
  638. >Small stuff around your home starts going wrong
  639. >Windows get unlocked and doors get left open
  640. >Little items start to go missing
  641. >Suspect kitty
  642. >Start to look for kitty
  643. >Look outside
  644. >See kitty handing Fluttershy used underwear
  645. >Fluttershy hands kitty packet of katnip
  646. Ahem.
  647. >"O-o-oh! Hi Anon! I was just..."
  648. >She flees with your underwear
  649. >Kitty gives you a heartmelting look
  650. >Slam door on kitty's drug addicted face
  651. Fucking Fluttershy
  652.  
  653. >News all over town
  654. >Being human, you don't get told shit
  655. >Finally get some manner of invitation to party from Pinkie Pie
  656. >"Formal party for formal ponies. Formal attire only!"
  657. >Don't have any formal clothing
  658. >Knock on door
  659. >Not a second after you get through reading invite
  660. >Suspect Fluttershy to ask you to go
  661. >Rarity
  662. >Offers to make you a set of formal clothes for practice
  663. "Oh, it would just be wonderful for my business, if all the non-ponies saw that I could make non-pony clothes!"
  664. >Whatevs
  665. >Rarity goes off to do just that
  666. >Five minutes pass
  667. >Knock on door
  668. >Maybe she forgot something
  669. >Fluttershy
  670. >"H-hi, Anon! Have you heard about Pinkie Pie's party?"
  671. >Slowly close door
  672.  
  673. >Day of the party
  674. >Pick up clothes from Rarity
  675. >They look odd, but you can't tell why
  676. >"I'm sorry it took so long, Anon! I just got absolutely swamped by orders all of a sudden. I had to get a bit of help with the sewing."
  677. >Well, what are the chances Fluttershy knows how to sew?
  678. >Get to party without incident
  679. >Wearing formal attire
  680. >Looking all boss and everything
  681. >Enter Fluttershy
  682. >She walks right up to you
  683. >"H-h-hello, Anon! Do you want to dance?"
  684. >nothanks.swf
  685. >"Are you SURE?"
  686. >Start to walk away
  687. >Her mouth darts in
  688. >Expect to be pulled back
  689. >She bites loose thread
  690. >Entire set of clothes fall off
  691. >You were wearing an undershirt to control sweat and underwear because yes
  692. >All the ponies look at you
  693. >You're glaring at Fluttershy
  694. >She's looking at you with an expression that says 'so close!'
  695. >Party like it's 1999
  696. >Ponies everywhere copy 'formal human attire'
  697. >mfw every pony is wearing undershirt and boxers
  698. Fucking Fluttershy
  699.  
  700. > sees human walking down the street
  701. > street is empty, rain scheduled for today
  702. > walk up to him, swishing my tail in a seductive way
  703. Hello, anon! Nice day, today, isn't it?
  704. > he turns his head slowly, glaring at me
  705. I'M SICK OF YOUR SHIT!
  706. > he tackles me, pins me down and unzips his pants
  707. > I feel something slowly entering me
  708. > bliss
  709. TAKE IT! JUST LEAVE ME ALONE!
  710. > he pounds me like an animal
  711. > I've never felt so happy
  712. > see he has tears in his eyes
  713. > he cums on my belly
  714. > streets are now filled with ponies
  715. > probably heard his screams
  716. HE RAPED HER!
  717. > Celestia appears
  718. > banishes human to the moon
  719. > Celestia comforts me
  720. > ask Twilight how is the moon's weather this time of the year
  721.  
  722. >Day 420 in Equestria
  723. >Wake up, eat food and junk, shower, etc
  724. >Take a step outside
  725. >Poorly hidden tripwire four feet in front of you
  726. >these shitty Rape attempts have gone from cute, to funny, to annoying, and flatout tiresome.
  727. >you kick a small rock at the wire
  728. >a small net is thrown from a nearby bush
  729. >the net is too small to even hold a rabbit
  730. "... Fluttershy."
  731. >she walks out of the bush, face hidden by her mane
  732. >"Um... Hi, Anon"
  733. "That was the worst attempt yet"
  734. >"I don't know how to make traps..."
  735. >You glare at her
  736. >"Could you, um, teach me?"
  737. >You keep glaring at her.
  738. >"... At my home?"
  739. "No."
  740. >"Oh, okay. I'll see you soon, Anon."
  741. >She flies off like nothing just happened.
  742. >Fucking Flutterhy
  743.  
  744. Wake up
  745. >Hear flapping wings outside window
  746. >itsgonnabeoneofthosedays
  747. >Go to bathroom and get changed where I can't be spied on
  748. >Go downstairs and go outside
  749. >Pile of dirt on my front lawn
  750. >Huge rug laid out on the path leading from my front door.
  751. >Seems legit
  752. >Pick up a rock and toss it onto the rug
  753. >Rug collapses into the hole it was sitting on
  754. >Fluttershy appears out of the hedge on my lawn
  755. >She's covered in dirt
  756. "Oh my, where did that huge hole come from Anon?"
  757. >Glare at her, unamused
  758. "Heh heh..."
  759. >Walk around the hole and continue my daily routine
  760. >Flapping wings sound fades away
  761. >Thank fuck
  762. >Later on,
  763. >Waiting in line at Sugar Cube corner for a box of cupcakes
  764. >Get to the counter
  765. >Pinkie greets me
  766. "Hey Anon! Here for your cupcakes?"
  767. "Yeah please."
  768. "Here ya go! Oh, someone left this note for you. They told me not to tell you who it was from, but it was from Fluttershy."
  769. >...
  770. "... But you just told me who it's from."
  771. >Pinkie pauses for 10 seconds.
  772. "Oh yeah. Woopsie! hehehehe *snorts* hehehe"
  773. >Right, thanks.
  774. >Read note
  775. 'Dear anon, please come to Twilight's new library down town. See you there, Twilight Sparkle'
  776. >Decide to go for shits 'n' giggles
  777. >Walk down the road and see sign made out of cardboard
  778. 'Twilight's new library, this way ->'
  779. >Arrow is pointing down an alley
  780. >Well why the fuck not.
  781. >Head down alley, soon come to opening.
  782. >Big wooden board with a door on it is propped up with a few planks of wood
  783. 'Entrance to new library through this door.'
  784. >Walk up and push the wooden board
  785. >Whole thing falls over
  786. >Door lead to a cage
  787. >Fluttershy is standing on the otherside of the cage with a key
  788. >She looks down at the big key in her hoof and quickly hides it behind her back
  789. "H- Hi Anon, w-, um what are you doing here?"
  790. >Turn around and leave.
  791.  
  792. day 189
  793. >Wake up
  794. >Feel pillow held over your face
  795. >feel around for hoof
  796. >Find fluttershy
  797. Damnit fluttershy you could have killed me this is getting out of hand!
  798. >She blushes and goes back out an open window
  799. >Shake it off used to these attempts by now
  800. >Go into bathroom
  801. >Take step on tile and notice it's wobbling
  802. >feel around tile and lift it up
  803. >See some sort of trap
  804. >Drop soap in it
  805. >Trap snaps an iron chain about 6 inches from the bottom
  806. >fucking fluttershy
  807. >Lean back a bit into shower curtain
  808. >Scared to look
  809. >open curtain and see another trap similar
  810. >Get very scared
  811. >Start moving out of house being cautious
  812. I swear to whatever backward religion you have fluttershy, if i find even one more trap...
  813. >take a step on the stairs
  814. >loud creek
  815. >Jump backwards
  816. Get a grip man its just the stairs
  817. >make it to front door, starting to pick up speed
  818. >Step on front mat
  819. >it moves
  820. >jump back
  821. >lift mat
  822. sigh of relief
  823. >Nothing's there
  824. >stand back up to open door
  825. >door luck cher-chunk
  826. >Everything goes black
  827. >just before you pass out you mutter
  828. fucking... fluttershy...
  829.  
  830. >Day uhhh somethin, man you don't keep track no keep track no more, in equestria
  831. >It seems like everyday one of these crazy ass ponies tries to get you involved in some Marebrained scheme
  832. >ya see what I did there brain nyuk nyuk
  833. >yea yea your so clever
  834. >anyway on top of that all those flutterstalker stories you used to read are coming true
  835. >you had hoped all that was just fanon,but it's true, hell it's worse than you thought
  836. >she's a fucking nutcase
  837. >yesterday you caught her trying to hide inside of your closet before you went to bed
  838. >she had so many cameras in there it could've been a professional movie shoot
  839. >before that she tried to spike your drink with god knows what...excuse me CELESTIA knows what
  840. >you were getting right tired of it, and you had a plan tonight.
  841. >you knew she'd show up at your door at 6:30 pm clockwork
  842. >and then she'd spend the rest of the night trying to lure you out or get in somehow
  843. >you think she hasn't worked out what she'd do when she got in though, seeing as your twice her size
  844. >still you've seen her suplex a bear before so...
  845. >Either way you were gonna break her of this shit tonight, no more flutterrape if this went down right
  846. >at least you hoped
  847. >you prepare yourself at 4:00 that afternoon
  848. >you had to get to her cottage right before she left
  849. >you'd payed a visit to zecora yesterday and had picked up a very rare and extremley expensive potion
  850. >Zecora had said it could transmogrify you into any creature as long as you put a hair or something belonging to that creature
  851. >and you had seen ol' flutters dragon phobia first hand
  852. >so you prepped the potion with the scale you had got from spike for some rather disgusting item retrieval in rarity's trash
  853. >and you prepared to give fluttershy the scare of her life
  854. >fluttershy walks out of her house hefting a bag that was most likely filled to the brim with sex toys and photography gear
  855. >but she damn near drops it when she sees you
  856. >FS: "Oh hey anon, I didn't think I'd see you here
  857. >wow that must be the only time you've ever heard her say that seriously
  858. "yea fluttershy, I've come to confess something to you"
  859. >her eyes light up when you say that, she must honestly think all that harassment has won you over
  860. >FS "Oh and what is that anon" she says dreamily and swooning
  861. "yea there's a reason why I've turned you down for so long, I just couldn't date you in good conscience with my condition"
  862. >now she just looks confused thats good, and even better you can feel the potion kicking in
  863. >She slowly backs away as your body undergoes the rapid and extremely painful changes
  864. >into a what else a dragon
  865. >she just sits there with a shocked look on her face as you stand before her a true beast of mythology in your realm
  866. "I'm a were dragon"
  867. >you don't remember sounding so high pitched before, must be a side effect of the potion
  868. >she just sits there wordless and wide eyed
  869. >FS "Oh you're the cutest little thing" she says as she rushes over to you
  870. >your feeling of smug satisfaction dissolves into one of sheer terror
  871. >FS "lets get you inside and we c an get you some nice gems to eat"
  872. >you want to run like that damn flock of seagulls song but the promise of gems of all things sounds so damn good right now
  873. >Flutters grabs you by your now scaley arm and with more strength than you'd of thought she drags you into her cottage
  874. >well this isn't working out so well now is it
  875. >thats when you see it, in the reflection of the windows
  876. >you just look like a slightly older spike
  877. >and all the alarm bells your brain has start going off at once
  878. >it seems like your doom is sealed but then you notice how she's acting
  879. >she's not flicking her tail up at you, she's not purposefully dropping things and hiking her rump up unnecessarily when she picks them up
  880. >you start to put the pieces together, she's not attracted to you when you look like this
  881. >so you just smile and play along, she gives you a bowl or rubies and to your surprise, they are the best damn thing you've ever tasted
  882. >she literally goes out of her way to make you comfortable, even going out at 10:00 at night to get you some emeralds from Rarity
  883. >who, from the story she told you" was very unhappy to have her beauty sleep disturbed
  884. >she had very non sexual conversation with you and you had found her to be quite engaging to talk to
  885. >she even had similar tastes in music as you did
  886. >she lets you sleep on her couch that night, dosen't pressure you to sleep in her bed
  887. >you drift off to sleep thinking about how your flawless plan had worked perfectly, albeit a little differently than planned
  888. >you wake up that morning feeling refreshed and happy
  889. >no more flutter stalker in fact you'd actually gained a friend out of this whole ordeal
  890. >feels good man like john goodman
  891. >you sit up and run your hands through yopur hair as you haer fluttershy stirring upstairs
  892. >you hoped she had a few of those sapphires lef....
  893. >wait a minute something don't compute here
  894. >dragons don't have hair
  895. >oh shit....
  896. >you scramble to look for a reflective surface and settle on a spoon you find lying on the kitchen counter
  897. >yep thats not a dragon staring back at you
  898. >but guess who is staring with those hungry hungry eyes
  899. >she briskly steps over to the door and locks and deadbolts it
  900. >FS "you didn't think I didn't know about zecora's transformation draft did you?"
  901. >that creepy malice has reentered her voice and you'd give anything to go back to last night
  902. >FS: "that's how I watch you shower, all I need is a feather" she giggles
  903. >you glup
  904. >she slinks over to you and with one brisk push she shoves you down onto her couch
  905. >it's at this moment you realize that not only is she going to molest you mercilessly
  906. >but also that your flawless plan was full of flaw holes all along
  907. >god you're an idiot
  908.  
  909. This time, She'd planned things out better then you would have expected, She learned from Her mistakes, you'd be impressed if you weren't busy trying to get out of the Trap. A pit-trap set up on your jogging route through the Forest where Applejack and Rainbow Dash held their race a while back. Expertly camouflaged with the ground such a simple and effective idea, you wonder if She picked it up in one of Twilight's library books. Although you doubt that the original included a Mattress with pillows in the bottom of the Pit.
  910. "Um . . . Anon . . . Are you okay?"
  911. You look up at your tormentor, the One you wish you could call a Friend, the One you wish you could trust. How can such a gentle and seemingly innocent soul have such an insatiable, willful, devious side? You are past the point of caring or understanding and you shout at you as your Anger rises. Remembering all the tense, awkward moments and conflicted feelings.
  912. "No Fluttersy! I am not Okay! This has gone on far enough, I'm sick of this, having to watch myself everywhere, not knowing what you are going to try next. This needs to Stop! I could have gotten hurt this time! Now find some rope or something so I can climb out of here!"
  913. "No . . ."
  914. Uncertainty rattles you, Her voice is shockingly firm and assertive.
  915. "Fluttershy . . ." you say, in your most calm and measured voice: "Get Me out of here, Now . . ."
  916. "I'm sorry Anon! uh . . . I just can't. I can see how lonely you are but you won't let anyone get close. Yet I Love you and I want to be with you so bad, so I've decided to keep you here."
  917. "What?" Your mouth is getting dry from your being open for the past minute or so.
  918. With that said, Fluttershy hops down from the edge of the pit, flapping Her wings and banking down gracefully to land in front of you.
  919. Then something happen that genuinely Frightens you, Fluttershy fixes you with this look.
  920. Her eyes widen and as they hold your gaze, you feel completely Helpless, it's as though your innate Empathy is triggered in a profound fashion.
  921. You feel not just a desire to do anything you can to correct what is wrong, to make Her stop looking at you like that.
  922. The Guilt and Fear is comparable to if you had accidentally killed a new-born Foal. You can't do anything but drop to your knees.
  923.  
  924. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
  925. >Come home from work exhausted
  926. >Ready to sit back and relax with a drink
  927. >No sign of yellow quiet today, but expect her to be somewhere inside my house
  928. >Go throughout the house in search of her but she's not in this room or that room, she's not here at all today
  929. >Have a nice quiet evening all to myself
  930. >Read a good mystery book until I fall asleep
  931. >it's 2 in the morning when a loud sound in the next room wakes me
  932. >make my way through the darkness to the source
  933. >lights abruptly come on and I'm momentarily blinded
  934. >eyes focus and see yellow quiet before me holding a large box by its string wrap in her mouth
  935. >stand there for a moment or two staring at her
  936. >reluctantly take box
  937. >look at her and down at the box
  938. >undo string wrap and take off the surprisingly tight lid
  939. >powerful smell of chloroform hits me, the inside of the box is soaked in the stuff
  940. >collapse but not before seeing a crude note inside the box
  941. >I awaken in a state of daze while lying on a cold hardwood floor
  942. >I’m still in my own house, however I find my movement is restricted by the binds at my wrists and ankles
  943. >Think “actually these are pretty badly set” and begin to writhe until they loosen up enough for me to slip them off
  944. >I look over myself once and realize that was the only thing she had done to me while I was out
  945. >Hear sounds coming from the kitchen so I sneaky-snake over to it
  946. >See yellow quiet taste testing a strawberry from a chocolate fondue set while looking pretty satisfied with herself
  947. >I cough politely
  948. >She turns to face me surprised
  949. >”O-oh anon, I didn’t realize you were awake! Why don’t you take a seat and enjoy some nice chocolate strawberries with me?”
  950. >No, no more of this shit tonight; it’s time for her to learn why you don’t fuck with anon
  951. >I go over to yellow quiet and take her by the shoulders
  952. >I try to lift her up but she’s surprisingly heavy, the failure causes me to stumble over and hit the table sending the fondue set spilling over and onto my hand
  953. >I scream in agony at the burn while clutching my chocolate covered hand at the wrist
  954. >”Here let me” and before I could react she had taken two of my fingers in her mouth, suckling on them gently
  955. >!!!
  956. >Oh, no No NO. This isn’t gonna happen.
  957. >I push her back with my left and withdraw my right, but she persists and advances on me
  958. >Suddenly her wings open and startle the fuck out of me sending me reeling and tumbling on my ass
  959. >Not wasting any time she’s on top of me and pinning me with her weight, her wings spread over mightly
  960. >I push on her and try to writhe away from underneath her but to little avail, she is surprisingly strong for someone referred to as yellow quiet
  961. >”Now, now. Let’s not turn this rape into a murder.” she says as her face draws closer to mine
  962. >”W-what!?” I spit out before she’s covered my lips with hers
  963. >A few moments pass before she lets off just long enough for me to drive my head into her nose
  964. >With that she falls back and off me
  965. >Now free I get up and with very much renewed determination fueled by anger I tell yellow quiet to get the hell out before things get real ugly
  966. >She rubs her injured nose with tears forming in her eyes
  967. ”O-okay, anon. We don’t have to toda-”
  968. >I cut her off “No! Not today, tomorrow, not ever! Get the hell out!”
  969. >With tears freely flowing she replies
  970. “But I love you anon and you’re the only one I’ll ever love!”
  971. >Urgh, I can see this isn’t going anywhere so I have to set a hardline now to end this once and for all
  972. “Fluttershy, I don’t feel that way about you and don’t to do anything physical with you -- ever”
  973. >I continue
  974. “Maybe if you were less aggressive and a colt things would be different, but let me make this perfectly clear: I’m not gay”
  975. >She shrinks a bit with these words and with quiet resignation she makes her way toward the door
  976. >I rub my aching hand and watch as she opens the door and exits, it closing behind her
  977. >I sigh in relief, finally it’s all over -- I lock the door just to make sure.
  978. >Shit, now I have to clean this chocolate mess all over my table and floor.
  979. >I head into the kitchen to get some paper towels for this mess.
  980. >Now I’m on the floor -- not doing the dinosaur -- cleaning up the mess.
  981. >To no one in particular I mutter
  982. ”Fucking Fluttershy
  983.  
  984. \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
  985.  
  986. >Day whatever, you don't really care
  987. >Wake up groggily
  988. >Get coffee started, take shower
  989. >During shower, you hear a suspicious noise outside your window, sounds like a small crash
  990. >You can already guess who it is
  991. >Get out of shower quickly, get dressed
  992. >Look around, only noticeable difference is that the window is slightly open
  993. >You go to shut it
  994. "Achoo!"
  995. >You know that sound all too well
  996. >Point is, where is she hiding?
  997. >Whatever, as long as she's gone for now, you don't care
  998. >Go to get coffee
  999. >Notices the pot smells funny
  1000. >You know where this is going
  1001. "Fluttershy."
  1002. >A small squeak comes out from behind the kitchen counter, it's her
  1003. "Oh, um... Hi there Anon! Nice morning, isn't it?"
  1004. >You can she she's trying her best to make small talk, obviously she did something with the coffee
  1005. "Yeah, I guess it is."
  1006. >You move to the fridge for another drink, since coffee is clearly out of the option now
  1007. "Oh, Anon! Don't you want some coffee?"
  1008. >Fuck that, she's obviously done something with it
  1009. "No, I'm fine today."
  1010. >You're not, you're tired as hell still and can't seem to wake up fully
  1011. "Oh Anon, please drink!"
  1012. >She comes up to you, begging you to take a drink.
  1013. >It's made just the way you like it, cream and sugar and everything
  1014. >You decide to take a small sip, since you're so goddamn tired
  1015. >Take a sip
  1016. >The overpowering taste of Rohypnol is completely obvious
  1017. >You set the cup down, pointing to the door
  1018. "Get out."
  1019. >she visibly sullies, slowly walking towards the door
  1020. >She asks in an adorable voice, beyond ignoring
  1021. "Um, Anon?"
  1022. >For some reason you answer, instead of the proper response of slamming the door
  1023. "What."
  1024. "Can I come back over later for a sleepover?"
  1025. >You slam the door shut behind her anyways
  1026. >Fucking Fluttershy
  1027. >A week's past, surprisingly yellowquiet hasn't said much
  1028. >Awkward glances now and then, but after that everything's fine
  1029. >get home late at night after one of Pinkie's parties
  1030. >You're drunk enough that it was a challenge just to walk back home, but you make it anyways
  1031. >Get home, a small tent pitched on the front lawn
  1032. >Yellowquiet comes out to greet you
  1033. "Oh, Anon! You're back!"
  1034. >You swear you saw her at the party, but you're memory isn't exactly the most reliable thing right now
  1035. >You try to fumble your way to the door, lazily stepping past her
  1036. "Oh Anon, let me get that for you!"
  1037. >She bolts past you to the door, waiting for you inside
  1038. >Not sober enough to deal with this right now
  1039. >Get inside, collapse on couch
  1040. "Fluttershhhy, go awer."
  1041. >Damn you can't talk for shit right now
  1042. "Oh no! I need to stay here and make sure you get all better!"
  1043. >Iknowwherethisisgoing.jpg
  1044. >Lazily fumble for the device Twilight gave to you to talk to her "in case of emergencies"
  1045. >Almost got it
  1046. "Oh Anon! You just lay there and rest! I'll take care of things!"
  1047. >She takes the phone away
  1048. >shit.jpg
  1049. >No idea what to do now, but you're becoming more sober by the minute, not quick enough though
  1050. >You hear sounds from the kitchen, she's probably fixing up something to put you to sleep
  1051. >Lazily get up, walk toward the door
  1052. >Manage to sneak out
  1053. >Head for Twilight's library
  1054. >You're fumbling all over the place, but you're making good time
  1055. >You see it off in the distance, not two minute's away
  1056. "Oh Anon, did you think it'd be that easy to get away?"
  1057. >Damnit.gif
  1058. >She tugs you back to the house, which isn't really all that hard due to your lack of muscle control
  1059. >She brings you back to the house, and in the time you were out strolling, she set up candles all around the room, along with some smooth jazz in the background
  1060. >Areyoufuckingkiddingme.avi
  1061. >She lulls you in closer, adopting those half-lidded eyes and lip bite
  1062. >try to unlock the door, noticed she's added a few locks that only work by key
  1063. "Looking for this?" She says between clenched teeth
  1064. >You turn back around, notice that there's a key on a string dangling from her mouth
  1065. >How the hell is this going to work out
  1066. >you're thinking a little better now, but have a massive headache
  1067. >You realize that the only way you're going to get out is to play ball,so you roll with it
  1068. "Alright Fluttershy, I'm game."
  1069. >She eyes you curiously, thinking it couldn't be this easy
  1070. >She makes a mental note to get you drunk more often
  1071. >You begin to take off your shirt, watching her reactions carefully as you do
  1072. >You edge yourself closer, closing the gap between both of you
  1073. >She's sweating now
  1074. >You begin to unzip your pants, then just drop them on the floor
  1075. >She's drooling now, her mouth wide open
  1076. >The key drops
  1077. >You reach over as fast as humanly possible, grab the key, and plow straight out the door in nothing but your underwear
  1078. "GET BACK HERE!"
  1079. >She's pissed now, definitely Flutteraging
  1080. >You run as fast as you can, but she's faster with her wings
  1081. >You again try to make it to Twilight's library, since she usually knows how to handle this shit
  1082. >Almost make it to the front door
  1083. >Get tackled by not-so-flutterquiet
  1084. >She pushes you against the dirt road, your faces toward each other
  1085. "Why are you making this so hard?"
  1086. "You're the one who's making this hard!"
  1087. >You probably could've made a better word choice, as she licks her lips in response
  1088. "Hello? Is anyone out there?"
  1089. >Seems Twilight actually noticed all the commotion outside her home for once
  1090. >Twilight comes running out, sees you two as you are
  1091. "What is going on here?"
  1092. >Yellowquiet goes first, goes back to calm demeanor
  1093. "Oh, um... hi Twilight."
  1094. >Completely obvious what's going on here, what with the position you two are in and her tendencies
  1095. >Twilight sighs, carrying Fluttershy with her magic as she lifts her off of you
  1096. "Sorry about this, she just gets like this sometimes."
  1097. >Really obvious Twilight's just trying to cover for her friend
  1098. >Whatever, as long as she's gone for the night, you don't care
  1099. >You head back to the house, taking your time to walk back
  1100. >Tired as hell now
  1101. >Go to room
  1102. >Get under covers
  1103. >Notice an obscene amount of alcohol on your nightstand, wasn't there when you left
  1104. >Fucking Fluttershy
  1105. >Shove the beers in the fridge for a later date, sticky note all of them as "possibly poisonous"
  1106. >Go to sleep
  1107.  
  1108.  
  1109. >Get woken up by Pinkie Pie bursting into my room at the crack of dawn
  1110. "Hey Anon, guess what day it is!"
  1111. >What the fuck is going-
  1112. "IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY!"
  1113. >oh fuck
  1114. >Pinkie proceeds to sing a loud as fuck song
  1115. >I get up, go into the bathroom and get dressed
  1116. >Come out the bathroom
  1117. >She's still fucking singing
  1118. "Anon, I want to invite you to a very special party tonight! There will be cake, candy floss, balloons and all sorts of fun!"
  1119. "Great, thanks Pinkie. I'll be there. Now if you could just go so I can actually wake up."
  1120. "We'll have so much fun, everyone will be there! I can't WAIT!"
  1121. >She continues to ramble on as she hops out the front door
  1122. >I shut it and pause for a moment in thought
  1123. >'everyone will be there...'
  1124. >Fluttershy
  1125. >Fuck.
  1126. >Just as I go to walk into the kitchen the door knocks
  1127. >fucking Pinkie again?
  1128. >Open door
  1129. >Fluttershy
  1130. >herewego.jpg
  1131. "Oh, good morning Anon! What a lovely day it is today! Especially seeing as it is your birthday! Happy Birthday Anon."
  1132. >She hands me a card
  1133. "Thank you"
  1134. >She goes to walk in the door
  1135. >You shut it quickly
  1136. "Oh, um. I guess I'll see you later Anon."
  1137. >You examine the card, looks safe.
  1138. >You open the card at arms length, as you flip it open and a flower falls out of the card.
  1139. >the fuck?
  1140. >The card reads:
  1141. 'To Anon,
  1142. Happy Birthday!
  1143. Love, Fluttershy
  1144. xxx
  1145. P.S. Smell the flower, it smells wonderful. I picked it myself.
  1146. >You pick up the flower
  1147. >It's soaking wet for some reason.
  1148. >Then a faint smell hits you
  1149. >Fucking Chloroform.
  1150. >Thankfully it's faint enough so you don't pass out, but it does make you feel a bit drowsy.
  1151. >You throw the flower in the trash and open a window to get some fresh air in the house.
  1152. >You go into the other room.
  1153. >And then you realise.
  1154. >whydidiopenthefuckingwindow?
  1155. >You sprint back to the other room to find Fluttershy hovering in the air.
  1156. "Oh, Hi Anon. I noticed your window was open and realised its your birthday so I came to say Hap-"
  1157. "You already said Happy Birthday." you snap, glaring at her.
  1158. "I did? Oh silly me. How could I forget. Well, while I'm here, why don't we go sit in the lounge where it's nice and cosy."
  1159. >Before you can decline she's already flew off into the lounge.
  1160. >goddamnit
  1161. >Suddenly, an idea.
  1162. >You reach into the trash can and grab the flower that you threw in it that was covered in chloroform.
  1163. >You hold it at arms length, taking care not to breath any in.
  1164. >You spruce it up a bit so it doesnt look so droopy.
  1165. "Hey Fluttershy, I got a present for you."
  1166. >She zooms into the room with the biggest and stupidest grin on her face.
  1167. "Yes, Anon?" she answers, getting close to you.
  1168. "I picked a flower for you, I hope you like it"
  1169. >She gasps, without even taking the time to realise it's the same fucking flower she tried to trick me with, she snatches it out of my hands and gives it a big whiff.
  1170. "Oh Anon, it's beauti- woah, I feel..."
  1171. >*thud*
  1172. >I drag the unconcious mare outside and leave her on the sidewalk.
  1173. >Fucking Fluttershy
  1174. >Feeling more awake after a good cup of coffee I head out the door, bracing myself for more rape attempts
  1175. >Upon opening the door I see Fluttershy is no longer where I left her. Maybe she'll piss off and leave me alone for today
  1176. >*sound of wings flapping behind me*
  1177. >Fucking think again.
  1178. >Not even bothering to turn and look at her I continue on my way into town.
  1179. >Decide since I am going to a party later I should atleast be polite and get some nice clothes from Rarity's place to look the part.
  1180. >I bump into Lyra who apologises and then wishes me Happy Birthday. >She asks where I'm going and i explain I'm going to Rarity's to get a nice outfit.
  1181. >After small talk I continue on my way
  1182. >I notice the flapping wings sound has gone
  1183. >Thank fuck.
  1184. >Upon arriving at Rarity's place she greets me and has me stand on a stool so she can get my measurements for the outfit.
  1185. >She asks me to strip to my boxers so she can get the right measurements and fit the fabric to me.
  1186. >I oblige, it should be ok here.
  1187. >I throw my clothes into a pile in the corner and continue to stand while Rarity does her stuff, pinning pieces of fabric to me
  1188. >Suddenly, Fluttershy strolls through the door.
  1189. >Typical
  1190. "Oh, Hello Rarity, and hello Anon, what a surprise to see you here."
  1191. "Hello Fluttershy, I wont be a moment I'm just taking Anon's measurements."
  1192. >This wont end well.
  1193. >"Hold still for a moment please Anon while I quickly run over to Twilight's to get some gems from Spike. I won't be long."
  1194. >Oh great.
  1195. >She walks behind me, not saying a word.
  1196. "Don't even think about it Fluttershy."
  1197. "I'm not doing anything Anon, I promise."
  1198. >I can hear her drooling and salivating behind me.
  1199. >I feel the warmth of her breathe on my lower back, just above my ass.
  1200. "I'm serious Fluttershy, don't think I won't move."
  1201. >She doesn't answer.
  1202. >Suddenly I feel something gently tugging away at my boxers.
  1203. "Seriously Fluttershy, fuck off!"
  1204. >My boxers fall around my ankles
  1205. >Rarity walks back in the store and sees me stuck on the stool, littleanon is swinging away down there freely in full view.
  1206. >I can see Rarity blushing in embarrasment.
  1207. "FLUTTERSHY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ANON!?"
  1208. >You hear Fluttershy squee before quickly darting off out the door past Rarity.
  1209. >Being stuck with all the pins holding pieces of fabric in place around you Rarity is forced to pull your boxers back up for you.
  1210. >Fucking Fluttershy.
  1211. >Finally finished posing for Rarity, she tells you the outfit will be ready later on in time for the party at Pinkie's place.
  1212. >She wishes you a happy birthday and goodbye as you leave her shop, you wave back at her
  1213. >You scout the skies looking for any yellow flying objects.
  1214. >All seems clear, wonder how long that'll last.
  1215. >You make your way to Sweet Apple Acres to pick up a barrel of apple cider to take to the party.
  1216. >As you arrive you notice a barrel on the ground outside the barn already.
  1217. >There's a note pinned to it, it reads,
  1218. 'Dear Anon, I heard you had a party today so I left this barrel of cider here for you.
  1219. See you later,
  1220. AJ'
  1221. >Fluttershy's handwriting.
  1222. >Seems legit.
  1223. >You open the barrel and peer into it, it's filled with cider but you can see an assortment of pills floating around in the liquid undissolved.
  1224. >You decide to fuck with her and pretend to fill a cup with the cider and take a big swig.
  1225. >Suddenly, Fluttershy out of fucking nowhere.
  1226. >She's in mid air hovering over you, drooling as she waits for you to pass out.
  1227. "Mmm this Cider is wonderful Fluttershy, you should try some."
  1228. "Huh, really?"
  1229. "Yeah take a gulp, it's the best I've ever tasted."
  1230. >She take the cup and drinks some.
  1231. >jesusfuckingchrist how dumb can you get?
  1232. >She starts swaying in the air and falls to the ground unconcious.
  1233. >Fucking Fluttershy.
  1234. >Now that you have a barrel of un-spiked Cider from Apple Acres you head off to Sugarcube Corner to get some party food.
  1235. >After several small talk conversations and Birthday wishes you arrive. The shop is unusually quiet and empty.
  1236. >Something isn't right here.
  1237. >Pinkie Pie emerges from the kitchen and her eyes light up at the sight of you
  1238. "You're here! I've been waiting for you!"
  1239. >Ok?
  1240. "Isn't the party later?"
  1241. "Oh, yeah. I mean I've been waiting to show you your surprise I have for your birthday"
  1242. "Oh, ok. What is it?"
  1243. "Well, it's down in the basement. You have to come see it."
  1244. >This all sounds too familiar, like a certain fanfic I read once.
  1245. "Um, can't we do it here?"
  1246. "No silly, it's in the basement! Just come it'll be fun!"
  1247. "Ok..."
  1248. >I follow her down into the dark basement, I'm on my guard as I descend the dark stairs.
  1249. >Suddenly, the basement door shuts behind me and it is now totally dark, I cannot see shit.
  1250. >This isn't good. My heart is pounding.
  1251. "Pinkie? Why is it so dark?"
  1252. >No answer.
  1253. >nopenopenopenopenopenope
  1254. >You feel something brush past you gently.
  1255. "Pinkie? This isn't funny, turn the light on i'm gonna fa-"
  1256. >You trip on something, you land flat on your face.
  1257. >You feel something come up behind you, suddenly your hands are tied behind your back and your ass is sticking up in the air
  1258. "Achoo!"
  1259. >Dat fucking sneeze.
  1260. "Fluttershy, I know you're here. Untie me right now."
  1261. >The light is turned on and Fluttershy is right in your face, pressing her nose against yours. She scares the shit out of you.
  1262. "Jesus fucking christ Fluttershy, not this shit again. I don't have time. Untie me now."
  1263. "I'm sorry Anon, but I just can't do that. Too long have I waited for this moment, and now the time has come I won't give it up so easily."
  1264. >She walks back around behind you, you feel your pants and boxers be pulled down and your legs pulled apart. Very vulnerable position.
  1265. "Please Fluttershy, I'm begging you. Don't do this."
  1266. "Don't worry Anon, I won't hurt you... much.
  1267. >She begins to move into position.
  1268. >You wriggle and squirm all you can but the bindings are so tight you can't get free.
  1269. >You feel her press up against you.
  1270. >nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope
  1271. >Suddenly, Mr and Mrs Cake enter the basement, carrying a cake each.
  1272. >After seeing the scene before them they drop the cakes in shock.
  1273. "HELP ME, SHE'S TRYING TO RAPE ME." I yell.
  1274. "Oh, I think I hear Angel calling me, gotta run."
  1275. >Fluttershy darts out of there quicker than fucking Rainbow Dash.
  1276. Mr and Mrs Cake both call Pinkie,
  1277. "Pinkie, can you explain what the hell is going on here?"
  1278. "Oh, Hi Mr and Mrs Cake. It's Anon's birthday today and Fluttershy told me she read in a book that this is how humans celebrate birthdays."
  1279. "She was lying Pinkie, this is NOT what humans do."
  1280. >Not with fucking ponies anyway.
  1281. "Please untie me, I got stuff to do."
  1282. >Mr Cake unties your hands and you jump to your feet, pulling your pants and boxers up at the same time.
  1283. >With a face red with embarrasment you quickly leave the basement, purchase the goods you came for and leave hastily.
  1284. >Fucking Fluttershy
  1285. >That was fucking embarrasing.
  1286. >You notice it's almost time for the party, less than an hour away.
  1287. You decide to head on over to Rarity's place and see if the outfit is ready.
  1288. >It is, thank fuck. You go to get your cash out but Rarity declines it and says it is her gift to you for your birthday.
  1289. "Thanks, that's awful nice of you."
  1290. >You head home to get suited up and ready.
  1291. >Upon arriving home you notice something unusual
  1292. >No Fluttershy following you home for once.
  1293. >Taking advantage of the fortunate lack of Fluttershy you resume getting ready a little more relaxed.
  1294. >Every so often you check out the window to make sure it's still clear.
  1295. >And it always is.
  1296. >Weird...
  1297. >Finally you're ready and just on time too.
  1298. >The door knocks, its the mane 6, although there is no Fluttershy with them.
  1299. >This is really weird.
  1300. "Hey Anon, happy birthday! Ready to go."
  1301. "uhh, yeah, I guess I am."
  1302. >Although you're loving the fact Fluttershy isn't trying to rape you right now you can't help constantly worrying when she will pop up out of nowhere.
  1303. >The journey to the party is quick and you're met with cheers and applause as you enter the room.
  1304. >Still no sign of Fluttershy.
  1305. >Whatever, time to let my hair down a bit and drink some alcoholic punch and cider...
  1306. >It's about an hour into the party and you're feeling pretty tipsy, not drunk though.
  1307. >The rest of the ponies keep checking on you to make sure you're having fun.
  1308. >You always reply with a yes and dance like a drunk person.
  1309. >They giggle.
  1310. >Still no Fluttershy, I'm actually starting to kinda miss her.
  1311. >lol.. right
  1312. >Another hour pases and you're pretty drunk now. You keep bumping into shit and slurring your words.
  1313. >You keep asking everyone where Fluttershy is, but they never answer and just tell you to enjoy the party.
  1314. >You ask and ask and eventually honest Applejack gives in and tells you she decided to stay at home since she felt bad for embarrasing you at Sugarcube Corner earlier.
  1315. >You feel kinda bad for her. Cmon, it's just little innocent ol' Fluttershy. She wouldn't do any harm.
  1316. >You tell the other ponies you're off to get Fluttershy to bring her to the party so she can join in the fun.
  1317. >They tell you no fucking way and sit you down.
  1318. "Are you crazy Anon?" Twilight squeaked. "You've been trying to get away from her all this time and you're going to go running to her? Just stay here and enjoy yourself. If she wants to come she'll come.
  1319. >You take Twilight's advice and stay and party a little more.
  1320. >2 more hours have passed and you're off your fucking tits, so drunk you struggle to speak anymore.
  1321. >You try to tell Applejack how you're off to go get Fluttershy once and for all, you don't want her to feel left out.
  1322. >Applejack either doesn't hear you or doesn't give a fuck.
  1323. >You slip out the door and head off to Fluttershy's, knocking over several trash cans on your way in your drunken stumble.
  1324. >You arrive at Fluttershy's place. All seems quiet and the lights are off.
  1325. >Well this is weird.
  1326. >The fresh air is starting to sober you up a little. Surprising considering the amount you've fucking drank.
  1327. >You knock on the door
  1328. >No answer
  1329. >You knock again, this time calling Fluttershy's name
  1330. >The door slowly opens and Fluttershy steps out.
  1331. >You can see she's been crying and is pretty upset.
  1332. "Fluttershy? Why don't you come to my party? I feel bad you being the only pony not there."
  1333. "I'm sorry Anon. *sniff* I don't think I deserve to come after the trouble I've caused you."
  1334. "Don't talk crap Fluttershy, you're just confused is all. We just got off to a bad start."
  1335. "You're right Anon, it was a bad start. Maybe we could sit and chat for a bit, why not come in, it's cold outside."
  1336. >For the first time ever since you got to Equestria... you feel safe in presence of Fluttershy. She doesn't seem to want to fuck your brains out. It seems all is safe now.
  1337. >You step inside her cottage.
  1338. >Safe? Fucking think again dipshit.
  1339. >The door slams shut behind you, scaring the shit out of you so much so that you fall forward into a set of wooden, medieval style stocks Fluttershy had waiting for you.
  1340. >As soon as you land in them she locks it shut, now you're stuck with your ass being the only thing poking out backwards, never a good position.
  1341. >The shock of the situation starts to ware the alcohol off and you begin to sober up quite a bit.
  1342. "Fluttershy? What's going on? Fluttershy! I thought we were gonna talk?!"
  1343. "No time to talk Anon, atlast I have you right here. My plan worked way too perfectly. Avoid you completely and sooner or later curiosity got the better of you."
  1344. >The danger of the situation falls on you. Everyone else is at the party and they have no idea you're here. It's so late at night nobody will be coming by here until morning at the earliest.
  1345. >You're fucked, literally.
  1346. "Fluttershy, please let me go! I don't want this. It's not right!"
  1347. "Oh but it is right Anon, I've wanted this for so long you have NO IDEA!"
  1348. >You wriggle and struggle and try to shake free from the stocks, but they're so tight it's no use.
  1349. >You feel Fluttershy pull your pants and boxers down, this seems all too famliar only this time you don't see it ending so well as the last time.
  1350. >She spreads your legs apart.
  1351. >This is it.
  1352. >You're about to become a horse fucker.
  1353. Ending1
  1354. >Suddenly the door opens and you hear someone walk in.
  1355. >Thank fucking celestia, god, jesus christ, whoever, holy shit im so glad to hear that sound.
  1356. >With your back to the door it's hard to see who it is and nobody has spoken.
  1357. "I'm going to pretend I never saw anything and leave, now."
  1358. >Dat voice, it's fucking Zecora.
  1359. >Wait, leave? FUCK!
  1360. "NO ZECORA, GET THE FUCK BACK HERE YOU CUNT, DON'T LEAVE ME HERE, DON'T LEAVE ME!"
  1361. >You hear the door close.
  1362. "Close call, huh Anon? Now where where we?"
  1363. >no no no no no no no no FUCKING HELL NO!
  1364. >You hear her squirt something out a bottle, sounds like a heinz ketchup bottle.
  1365. >Wait, thats... lube?
  1366. >FUCK
  1367. >You hear the squelching sound of her greasing up her dildo.
  1368. >You feel her drooling all over your back. You feel her breathing down the back of your neck as she gently whispers into your ear
  1369. "Anon, I hope you enjoy this as much as I do."
  1370. >You feel it enter your puckered ass as you cringe
  1371. "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK"
  1372. >She proceeds to work her way in and then continue to pound your ass like fuck. Trails of drool are flying all over the place as she pounds your ass furiously.
  1373. >You can only take it and wait for it to be over.
  1374. >After a good 10 minutes you hear the door burst open.
  1375. >Fluttershy pulls out, you can feel the dildo dripping as it is pulled out of your sore ass.
  1376. >Only silence follows.
  1377. "Fluttershy... there are no words."
  1378. >It's fucking Twilight, about fucking time!
  1379. >You hear the other mane 6 gasping at the sight they see before them. The only other sound in the room is the panting of Fluttershy.
  1380. >Twilight unlocks the rack with her magic and you fall to the floor in sheer embarrasment and agony.
  1381. "Come on Anon, we better get you home."
  1382. >You pull yourself up and Rainbow and Applejack hold you up as you slowly limp out of the cottage door, leaving Fluttershy behind who is still on the floor panting. She appears to be totally dazed by the whole thing.
  1383. >I turn to look at her before we leave and her eyes meet mine. She grins and pulls a sneaky wink.
  1384. >She got me, she finally fucking got me...
  1385. >FUCKING FLUTTERSHY!
  1386. Ending2
  1387. >Suddenly the door opens and you hear someone walk in.
  1388. >Thank fucking celestia, god, jesus christ, whoever, holy shit im so glad to hear that sound.
  1389. >With your back to the door it's hard to see who it is and nobody has spoken.
  1390. "Fluttershy! What in Equestria do you think you're doin to Anon!?"
  1391. >THANK YOU APPLEJACK, SHE DID HEAR ME, THANK FUCK THANK FUCK THANK FUCK.
  1392. "Ehehe, umm, I was just giving Anon a special birthday gift. This is what all humans do"
  1393. "HELP ME APPLEJACK!"
  1394. "That fancy talk might work on Pinkie Pie but it ain't gon' work on me little missy."
  1395. >You hear her barge Fluttershy aside
  1396. "Now where's the key to this thing?"
  1397. "I, um, I lost it..."
  1398. >Applejack let's out a sigh before bucking the lock of the stocks off. She lifts it up and I fall to the floor in relief.
  1399. "THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU APPLEJACK"
  1400. >You pull your pants up and scurry to your feet.
  1401. "Let's get out of here Sugarcube. There's still plenty of partyin' to do!"
  1402. "Yes, let's get out of here indeed." you reply as you glare at Fluttershy
  1403. >You hear her mutter to herself "so close!..."
  1404. >You and Applejack leave the cottage and head back to the party.
  1405. >Fucking Fluttershy.
  1406.  
  1407. >You're walking around p0nyville, enjoying the nice weather. You're in a pretty good mood.
  1408. >"Oh, h-hello anon...."
  1409. >And that was enough to ruin it.
  1410. "What do you want?"
  1411. >She flinches at your snapping at her, and for a second you almost feel a little bad about it.
  1412. >"I j-just wanted to apologize to you..."
  1413. >You're not buying it.
  1414. "Are you up to something again?"
  1415. >Fluttershy looks to the ground, ashamed, and avoids eyecontact with you. "I...i'm really sorry for everything i've done... I knw i've been bad, and was hoping i could treat you to lunch somewhere to make it up to you. Please?"
  1416. >You concider her offer for a moment. It should be fine as long as she's not making the food, right? Plus, you had to throw away all your food yesteday because it had been tampered with.
  1417. "Alright..."
  1418. >She beams at you, and takes you to a nearby cafe.
  1419. >It seems alright so far. Maybe it's okay for you to relax..
  1420. >You place your orders, and as you pass time chatting, you're surprised by how Fluttershy is completely avoiding any weird topics. She's actually pleasant to be around, for a change.
  1421. >Your food arrives, and as you start eating, you catch Fluttershy staring at your face.
  1422. "What?"
  1423. >"Oh! Nothing..."
  1424. >You shrug and take another bite of your sandwich.
  1425. >"yeah, you like putting things in your mouth, don't you, you bad boy.." her whisper is barely audible, but her squirming around and biting her lower lip sends some pretty strong signals.
  1426. >You try to ignore her and enjoy your food, which only entices her even more.
  1427. >A hoof suddenly brushes softly against your knee.
  1428. "Fluttershy..."
  1429. >You can feel it moving towards your inner thigh, gently rubbing you.
  1430. "Not telling you again..."
  1431. >Just as her hoof reaches your groin, you grab and pull Fluttershy's leg. Her head smacks hard against the back of her chair, knocking her out. You finish your delicious sandwich and leave Fluttershy unconscious and drooling in her chair.
  1432. >Fucking Fluttershy.
  1433.  
  1434.  
  1435. > Day whatever the fuck in marshmallow horse land
  1436. > Wake up
  1437. > Get out of bed, get dressed, you know, the usual shit
  1438. > Go downstairs, planning to watch TV and play vidyas
  1439. > Realize there are no TVs or vidyas in Equestria
  1440. > feelsbadman.jpg
  1441. > Someone knocks on the door
  1442. > I WONDER WHO THAT COULD BE
  1443. > Slowly open the door, expecting another failed rape attempt
  1444. > No one is there, just a huge ass package on my door mat
  1445. > ohboyherewego.jpg
  1446. > Drag box into living room
  1447. >Grab knife
  1448. > Carefully observe box while cutting it open
  1449. > Look inside, preparing for the worst
  1450. > It's an Xbox and a large flat screen TV
  1451. > Fucking consolefags
  1452. > There's also a note
  1453. > Dear Anon,
  1454. I heard you missed having technology, so I bought you these!
  1455. Love,
  1456. Fluttershy xxx
  1457. > areyoufuckingserious
  1458. > Might as well use it, there's nothing better to do
  1459. > Apparently the Xbox and TV are magic or some shit so it doesn't need electricity
  1460. > Wait a second
  1461. > I have no games to play
  1462. > OH FOR THE LOVE OF FU- oh wait there was also a game in the box
  1463. > Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3
  1464. > allofmyrage.avi
  1465. > Whatever
  1466. > Sit down
  1467. > Start playing
  1468. > MLG360NOSCOPEZSMOKEWEED420NOSCRUBZ
  1469. > This game is shit
  1470. > Turn off Xbox
  1471. > Suddenly hear something coming down the steps
  1472. > killme.jpg
  1473. > It's Fluttershy with an Xbox controller
  1474. "Oh Anon, I just LOVE VIDEOGAMES. That's right, I'm a girl and LOVE VIDEOGAMES."
  1475. > While saying this she's making a suggestive pose and it sucking on the controller
  1476. > GAMMURRR GURL
  1477. > Nope.avi
  1478. > Before I can even get up she flies over on my lap
  1479. > Don't even think about it boner
  1480. "Hey Anon, I have a game we can both play," she says as she reaches for my pants.
  1481. > nothappening.avi
  1482. > Throw her off my lap
  1483. > Throw Xbox and controllers at her
  1484. "DON'T EVEN GET FUCKING STARTED FLUTTERSHY."
  1485. > She starts crying
  1486. > Runs out of my house
  1487. > itsfinallyover.jpg
  1488. > Two weeks later
  1489. > No signs of Fluttershy
  1490. > Oh fuck she must be coming soon
  1491. > Relaxing on sofa
  1492. > Knock on the door
  1493. > OH BOY! A VISITOR!
  1494. > Open door
  1495. > It's the Xbox with a note attatched
  1496. > Dear Anon,
  1497. I'm sorry about what happened. So I'm letting you keep the Xbox as a gift.
  1498. Love,
  1499. Fluttershy xxx
  1500. > Whatever
  1501. > Set it up
  1502. > Turn it on
  1503. > Fumes start coming out of it
  1504. > NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPE
  1505. > Take Xbox
  1506. > Run out the door and throw it as far as I can
  1507. > It hits something in a nearby bush
  1508. > You hear a squeal of pain and a flash of yellow run away into the distance
  1509. > Fucking Fluttershy
  1510.  
  1511.  
  1512. >You come home early from work.
  1513. >You go to the kitchen to get something to drink.
  1514. >A dozen suspicious pills are sloshing around the bottom of a bottle of applejuice, the liquid too saturated with rohypnol to let the pills fully dissolve.
  1515. >You grab a can of beer instead, but you notice it glistening with saliva where you would drink from.
  1516. >Fuck it, you weren't really thirsty anyway, and decide to do some laundry instead.
  1517. >The pile of laundry is smaller than you remember.
  1518. >A muffled groan from upstairs. You already know who it is.
  1519. >You go upstairs, and find Fluttershy in your bed, rubbing herself obscenely against your rolled up duvet and moaning.
  1520. >She's wearing one of your shirts, as well as four of your socks. Her snout is sticking out of the fly of the boxershorts she has pulled over her head.
  1521. >Not being able to see anything, she is startled by the sound of you entering the room.
  1522. >"H-hello..? Anon...? Th-this...i..."
  1523. "Get the fuck out!"
  1524. >"C-can i at least keep the boxer-"
  1525. "GET THE FUCK OUT!"
  1526. >She panics and tries to fly out the open bedroom window, realizing too late that she can't spread her wings with your shirt on.
  1527. >You close the window after her and make a mental note to burn all your possessions.
  1528. >Fucking Fluttershy.
  1529.  
  1530. >day 404 not found in Equestria
  1531. >Fluttershy comes tiptoeing up
  1532. >"So, Anonymous, what IS your fetish, anyway?"
  1533. "That's a hell of a way to start a conversation, you know that?"
  1534. >"Um." She begins to do that squeaky thing she does.
  1535. "Look, I know we all have needs. And you really are kind of cute."
  1536. >"Really?"
  1537. "Yeah. Are you asking me these stupid questions, doing all these stupid plans, because you want to have sex with me or something like that?"
  1538. >she's hiding behind a tree
  1539. >and blushing
  1540. >and nodding silently, visibly ashamed
  1541. "Then say it."
  1542. >"Anonymous, um..." *squeak* *squeak*
  1543. >you reach over
  1544. >put your hand gently on her shoulder
  1545. >she looks at your hand
  1546. >spaghetti starts to come out of her pockets
  1547. >she starts to cry
  1548. >she grabs Angel and starts trying to mop up the spaghetti with him
  1549. >then she farts
  1550. >it's an enormous wet fart
  1551. >it covered the tree trunk behind her with bubbly brown shit
  1552. >a loud gurgle comes from her belly
  1553. >poor Fluttershy, she looks so afraid
  1554. >diarrhea begins jetting loudly from her asshole
  1555. >it's like a fire hose
  1556. >she tries to hold onto a tree
  1557. >but with one final squeak she is ripped away by the force of the shit rocket blasting out of her anus and blasted off into the sky atop a brown smoke-trail of shit vapor
  1558. >wait a minute, she doesn't wear clothing, how could she have pockets?
  1559. >fucking Fluttershy
  1560.  
  1561. >Picking apples with Applejack
  1562. >Apple falls, rolls into bushes
  1563. >Suspicious as fuck
  1564. >"Fluttershy, come out, I know you're in there"
  1565. >Bushed rustle
  1566. >Brace myself for Fluttershy
  1567. >AJ's grandma falls out, gets up and walks off
  1568. >I Sigh and turn around
  1569. >AppleJack is nowhere in sight
  1570. >Looking around, see Fluttershy poke her head out from behind apple tree
  1571. >God dammit Fluttershy
  1572. >She turns and runs
  1573. >Drops camera
  1574. >I pick it up, and return home
  1575.  
  1576. >later that night
  1577. >going through Fluttershy's pictures
  1578. >all of me
  1579. >some while sleeping
  1580. >nooooooope
  1581.  
  1582. >Shooting the breeze with Big Mac at Sweet Apple Acres
  1583. >Notice it’s getting rather late in the day and excuse myself
  1584. >Walking down a dirt path off the farm
  1585. >See a Pile of magazines in the middle of the path
  1586. >On approach notice that they’re of a pornographic nature
  1587. >Don’t actually touch them and take a step back
  1588. “I know you’re here Fluttershy”
  1589. >Rustling from a nearby hedge
  1590. >Fluttershy emerges
  1591. “Oh hi Anon, I was just ...out for my early evening jog”
  1592. >She approaches me as she continues
  1593. “Well now it’s pretty late, would you like me to accompany you home?”
  1594. >Sigh and take a step away
  1595. “No thank you, Fluttershy. I’m fine”
  1596. >Begin walking away from the seemingly dejected Fluttershy
  1597. >As I’m walking away I say to her
  1598. “Don’t forget your magazines”
  1599. >She approaches them
  1600. “Oh, I won’t!”
  1601. >Upon trying to pick them up she sinks into a trap hole
  1602. >Just another day in Equestria
  1603. “Fucking Fluttershy”
  1604.  
  1605. >Day 420 in Equestria
  1606. >Do boring morning stuff
  1607. >Step outside, expecting Flutterape.
  1608. >nope. Just a plastic cup with a string attached, leading into a nearby bush
  1609. >you pick up the cup
  1610. >timid voices come from the bushes
  1611. >"Uhh... I'd hug you tightly and, um, touch your butt, and stuff."
  1612. >You sigh and kick the bush.
  1613. >Fluttershy squeaks as she jumps out, surprised.
  1614. "Fluttershy, what are you doing?"
  1615. >"I, uh..." She raises the cup to her snout. "Is phone sex your fetish?"
  1616. "No."
  1617. >"Oh, okay..."
  1618. >She tries to pull the cup away but it's stuck around her snout.
  1619. >"I... Could you... Oh no..."
  1620. >She dives back into the bush to avoid further embarrassment.
  1621. >Fucking Fetishy
  1622.  
  1623. >day 403 forbidden in equestria
  1624. >wake up early
  1625. >routine check for yellow quiet
  1626. >all systems nominal
  1627. >make some coffee
  1628. >see a yellow dash past the window
  1629. >accidentally spill coffee on floor
  1630. "Damnit!"
  1631. >someone opens the door
  1632. >"Oh d-dear anon, let me clear up that mess for you"
  1633. >fluttershy is in a fucking french maid outfit
  1634. >she slowly trots to the spill
  1635. >suggestively bends over and reaches for a rag from her uniform
  1636. "Fluttershy there's really no need-"
  1637. >"Oh b-but there is anon! you dont want a stain on the floor do you?"
  1638. >her ass is brushing against your groin as she cleans the floor
  1639. >nopenopenope
  1640. >realize that the rag she is using is the same rag she covered in chloroform when she tried to trap you last
  1641. "Hey fluttershy does that rag smell like daffodils?"
  1642. >"I don't know anon"
  1643. >she proceeds to take a giant whiff and passes out instantly
  1644. >drag her outside and leave her in the usual spot
  1645. fucking fluttershy
  1646.  
  1647. >another day in equestria
  1648. >walking to the market to get some food
  1649. >no signs of yellow quiet thus far
  1650. >go to the asparagus stall
  1651. >they're fresh out
  1652. "Damn"
  1653. >"hey, hey anon!"
  1654. >ohboyherewego.jpg
  1655. >"I saw that you didnt get any asparagus and thats just awful, here have mine!"
  1656. >she beams brightly as she opens her bag to give you some asparagus
  1657. >you peek inside her bag to see it brim full of the stuff, she must of bought the entire stalls worth
  1658. "No thanks fluttershy I'll get something else"
  1659. >you begin to walk away and she takes chase
  1660. >"no wait anon, here have these"
  1661. >she thrusts the asparagus into your hand
  1662. >they look heavily tampered with
  1663. >pretend to bite the end of one off
  1664. "Mmm these are great, hey fluttershy you try one."
  1665. >"Really? o-oh okay then"
  1666. >she bites the head off of one and passes out a few seconds later
  1667. >let out a tired say and go back to your day
  1668. "Fucking fluttershy"
  1669.  
  1670.  
  1671. >Many days have passed in equestria
  1672. >In twilights library helping her sort shelves
  1673. >No sign of yellow quiet
  1674. >"So Anon, fluttershy has taken quite a liking to you."
  1675. "Yes *sigh*..... Yes she has"
  1676. >"Whats wrong? anyp0ny would love to spend time with her"
  1677. >"Not in the way she wants to spend time with me."
  1678. >Twilight stops stacking the shelves and looks at you dead serious
  1679. >"Anon, whats going on between you and her?"
  1680. "She has... a sexual obsession with me..."
  1681. >Twilight damn near faints after hearing you utter those words
  1682. >"A WHAT!?!"
  1683. "Look I didnt want her to be this way, she's crazy! she spikes my food and drink, tries to trap me with dumb contraptions and seduce with me slutty outfits, she's out of control!"
  1684. >You begin to recall and tell every attempt fluttershy has made on you.
  1685. >After a long pause of shock Twilight finally responds
  1686. >"How long has this been going on for?"
  1687. "..... far, far too long."
  1688. >Twilight pauses for a moment as she takes in what you just said
  1689. >"I've noticed her behaviour too, the rest of the girls are getting really worried about her..."
  1690. >Twilight becomes visibly upset at the prospect she may lose a friend over this issue
  1691. >"Anon... what would happen if..."
  1692. >Oh no, no no no, she better not suggest what I fucking think she is going to suggest
  1693. >"What if you gave her what she wants?"
  1694. >GOD FUCKING D-
  1695. >Suddenly a very familliar boom boom crash is heard outside
  1696. >Notorious Y.E.L.L.O.W makes her clumsy entrance as usual
  1697.  
  1698. >"Oh h-hi Anon! I didn't know you were here"
  1699. >Of course she didn't
  1700. >"I just came to return this book, bye Twilight it was nice to see you too!"
  1701. >She trots out the front door almost as if she wasnt batshit crazy
  1702. >Hang on a minute
  1703. "Twilight let me see that book she just returned"
  1704. >"Ok, here it is, she asked me to get it a while back although I never understood what it was for"
  1705. >You take it out of the bag it was in
  1706. >...
  1707. "..... For fucks sake... This is getting rediculous"
  1708. >"What book is it?"
  1709. >Twilight reads the title aloud
  1710. >"The Ka-ma Su-tra... whats that?"
  1711. >You give twilight a look asking if she really wants to know
  1712. >"You know what, never mind"
  1713. >She stacks the book away and you resume your work
  1714. >A few hours pass
  1715. >"Whew, I forgot how many books I had"
  1716. "If thats all I'll be going"
  1717. >As you head for the door the mane 6 - FFFF99 Welcome themselves in
  1718. "Uhh.. Twilight.. whats going on?"
  1719. >She looks at you like she did before when you told her about fluttershy
  1720. >"Anon... sit down, we ALL need to talk about fluttershy and this... problem"
  1721. >Oh fuck not this again
  1722. >After an hour of discussion the topic has gotten pretty heated and you are backed into a corner
  1723. "NO, its not right. There must be another way!"
  1724. >"There just ain't another way sugarcube, we all wish there was one but there just ain't!"
  1725. >Applejack finishes her arguement just to be followed by pinkies
  1726. >"Who knows Anon it might be fun!"
  1727.  
  1728. >She starts hopping around rambling on about other things that are equally fun in comparison
  1729. >Pinkie is drowned out by Rarity's more rational voice
  1730. >"Anon sweetie, This isn't about you and your human morals, its about fluttershy and getting her back to normal for the sake of everyone in p0nyville."
  1731. >You now realise that she has been neglecting most of her responsibilities to all of the other p0nies to make up plans to get you.
  1732. >There is no other option, there is only one and it ends in either rape, or sex.
  1733. ".....FUCK!"
  1734. >You put a fist through the table they had sat you down at
  1735. >They all jump back in suprise and horror
  1736. >You let out a large breadth and apologise
  1737. "I'm sorry, I just... Need some time... If I'm going to do this it's going to be on my terms with fluttershy. Got that?"
  1738. >They all excitedly nod in agreement and go their ways
  1739. >Now this whole situations been flipped upside fucking down...
  1740. >The following day
  1741. >You wake up, no coffee, no tea, no caffeine
  1742. >You're completely sober
  1743. >As you go to the bathroom to shave and prepare yourself you begin to feel empty inside
  1744. >You know what you're going to do, you know that you will regret doing it for the rest of your life
  1745. >But what you dont know is if that it will turn her back, to the way she was before
  1746. >What if this makes her more hungry for you?
  1747. >What if it gets dangerous? What if someone gets hurt?
  1748. >The doubts swim inside you're stomach like eels as you shower
  1749. >You put on some easily removable clothes but no cologne or deodorant, you know how she likes your smell
  1750. >You walk towards fluttershy's house, past all of the spots where she had encountered you
  1751. >Flashbacks of all the awkward interactions, the discovering of her plans and eventual running away in shame.
  1752. >You slowly walk up to her door
  1753. >You knock three times with precise intervals, you're the only person who does it
  1754. >Fluttershy instantly recognises the sound and races straight towards her door at Mach 3 speed
  1755. >She opens it slowly, trying to be nonchalante
  1756. >"H-hey anon, I was just about to visi-"
  1757. "Fluttershy, let me in, I need to talk to you"
  1758. >"J-just a sec!"
  1759. >She hastily tries to hide whatever it is she was planning to attempt on you today and opens the door
  1760. >As you walk over to her sitting room, you ask her to sit aswell.
  1761. "Fluttershy we really need to talk about us..."
  1762. >She trots over and sits on your lap, to which you respond by scooting her over onto the couch seat next to you.
  1763.  
  1764. "Fluttershy I'm going to be brief, and honest with you."
  1765. >Her ears perk up and her mouth begins to water slightly
  1766. >What the fuck you havent even said anything yet
  1767. "What's going on between us... needs to stop... I've tried to say no, I've tried pushing you away, I've even tried being mean to you."
  1768. >As she looks down at the floor you put a hand to her chin and raise her eyes to yours.
  1769. "I'm willing to give you what you want"
  1770. >She almost explodes with excitement
  1771. "BUT- but.... We're going to do this my way... got it?"
  1772. >As she begins to calm down ever so slightly she hugs you ever so non-sexually
  1773. >"Oh Anon thank you thank you!"
  1774. >"I uhh.. need some time.. to g-get ready you know?"
  1775. >You swear you can almost hear her heart beating out of her chest
  1776. "Take all the time you need, these things best when they aren't rushed"
  1777. >You would know you fucking spaghetti monster
  1778. >Twenty minutes pass and fluttershy is finally "Ready"
  1779. >Suprisingly she has no clothes, not much makeup, just a little eyeliner and some other stuff
  1780. >"A-anon, I-im ready..."
  1781. >You walk over to hear and look deep into her eyes, contemplating the sadistic acts you're going to have to commit if you want the real fluttershy back.
  1782. >You smile
  1783. "You look beautiful, shy"
  1784. >She blushes lightly and takes your hand, the long walk to the bedroom begins.
  1785. >you look outside as the rains continues to fall on p0nyville.
  1786. >you look back at fluttershy, and kiss her
  1787. >your mouth and lips glide together like two entities in perfect harmony
  1788. >she pulls you onto the bad and as she embraces you, you slowly take off your clothes, finally accepting this moment is happening.
  1789. >fucking
  1790. >fluttershy
  1791.  
  1792. >wake up and look around
  1793. >Pictures of Fluttershy plastered everywhere
  1794. >Each in a suggestive pose
  1795. >One of these days again.....
  1796. >Pictures not just in the bedroom, but hall and downstairs too.
  1797. >Fluttershy is waiting at the bottom of the stairs with a "seductive" grin, house key on a necklace.
  1798. >"oh hello anon, I found a key to your house and wanted to show you my new modelling photos"
  1799. >Are you fucking serious? look
  1800. >"umm... If you want I could show you where I do it... umm... the studio?"
  1801. >Grab key off her and kick her out the house.
  1802. >Grab all the photo's and put them in the fireplace.
  1803. >Enjoy a nice bowl of cereal in front of a roaring fire.
  1804.  
  1805. >day lost count in equestria
  1806. >Helping applejack harvest zap apples
  1807. >Levels of yellow at minimum
  1808. >Can't buck very well but zap orchards cant resist a good shoulder barge
  1809. >shoulder barge one tree a bit too hard
  1810. >Very loud, very familliar THUD
  1811. >look on the ground
  1812. >its fluttershy, with a camera
  1813. >itbegins.jpg
  1814. >"O-oh high Anon, I was just caring for some of the birds when-"
  1815. "Fluttershy no birds live in the zap orchards because they get zapped."
  1816. >"Thats not true! L-look its mr zappy!"
  1817. >Fluttershy proceeds to try and make a bird like figure with one of her hooves
  1818. *Sigh*
  1819. "Hey fluttershy, could you pick that zap apple for me?"
  1820. >You point to a zap apple that strangely hasnt come into bloom and is still grey
  1821. >"S-sure thing anon! anything for you...."
  1822. >She bits the stem and pulls it all the way to the ground
  1823. >The entire tree is bent over and pulling in response
  1824. >Fluttershy lets out a squeek as she's catapulted into the atmosphere
  1825. "Looks like team spaghetti is sent blasting off again"
  1826. fucking fluttershy
  1827.  
  1828. >Sunny day in P0nyville, and I spend it outside Sugarcube corner
  1829. >Just munching on some cake when RD flys by, looking annoyed
  1830. "Anon! Have you seen Fluttershy? I'm gathering all the Pegasus up because we need to lift water to Cloudsdale"
  1831. >I have a wee shifty, but I don't see Fluttershy nearby
  1832. "Haven't seen her all day", I say before eating more of my cake
  1833. >RD sighs, and gets ready to take off
  1834. "Well, if you see her, let her know I'm looking for her!" she calls before zooming away.
  1835. >I look around, taking another bite of cake. Unusual for Fluttershy not to be around. Still, it's time I left for AJ's - I promised apple pick with her.
  1836. >I stand up, leaving one slice of cake. I'm pretty full, so on my way out I dump it in the nearest trash can
  1837. >Upon placing the cake in the bin, something licks my fingers
  1838. >I jump, releasing the cake, then take look inside
  1839. >Fluttershy is hiding in there, and looks up at me with cake in her mane
  1840. "Oh hi Anon! Um... I'm looking for... bunnies?" she says uncertainly, failing to hide her binoculars
  1841. >I look over my shoulder, the town square is empty
  1842. "Hey Fluttershy, I've got a gift for you!" I say faking enthusiasm
  1843. >She gets excited
  1844. "Ooh ooh what is it?"
  1845. >I smirk
  1846. "It's a roll!" I say
  1847. "A roll? Is that a human thing?" she questions
  1848. >I kick the trash can over, and proceed to roll it away
  1849. >She screams as she rolls across the square, getting covered in garbage
  1850. >I wipe my hand on my jeans, listening to the distant screams and clanking
  1851. >Fucking Fluttershy
  1852.  
  1853. >You come back home after your morning run in the park.
  1854. >Fluttershy is eagerly waiting inside. You don't even question this shit anymore.
  1855. >"Oh h-hey anon. Do you come here often?"
  1856. "Fluttershy."
  1857. >"You look like you could use a towel." she looks at you. You're steaming and dripping with sweat. Fluttershy blushes and makes a dat ass-expression before she runs to get your towel.
  1858. "It's fine, i was going to take a shower anyw-"
  1859. >"Here you go!" she flies back into the room and hands you the towel. You could detect the chloroform from the other side of the room, but you say nothing and hold your breath as you wipe the sweat off your face.
  1860. >Fluttershy is shaking with lust and anticipation as you take off your shirt and wipe your chest and arms.
  1861. "Thanks, Fluttershy. Could you throw it in the laundryroom for me, please?"
  1862. >"O-of course." She grabs the towel drooling and immediately brings it to her face, taking in your musky sexy human beast scent and enough chloroform vapors to knock her out til next week.
  1863. >You throw her outside and go take a shower.
  1864. >Fucking Fluttershy.
  1865.  
  1866. >Day T-10 in Equestria
  1867. >After much explaining and experimenting, you and Pinkie have worked out how to make a decent veggie pizza for you.
  1868. >Most of the ingredients were readily available, though you are careful not to ask where the milk for the cheese comes from - it might be someone you've met.
  1869. >It's time to pick up your weekly pie - one of the little things that help to keep you sane.
  1870. >You edge cautiously out the front door and jump over the pathetic noose trap.
  1871. >The noose gets reeled into the bushes a second after you land safely.
  1872. >You shake your head and walk to Pinkie's house.
  1873. >Pinkie greets you ecstatically and proudly hands you a large pizza pie.
  1874. >The aroma of browned cheese and baked dough steaming through the cardboard overwhelms you and sends you back home to Earth for just a moment.
  1875. >You let out a huge happy sigh.
  1876. >The look in your eyes tells Pinkie how much it means to you, and she beams with pleasure at helping a friend.
  1877. > She also offers to make you some Equestrian "buffalo wings" - lumps of potato, carved to look like chicken thighs, in hot sauce.
  1878. "No wings, please; I actually don't like them nearly as much as the pie."
  1879. >Pinkie looks disappointed but appreciates your honesty, and the two of you discuss ways that she might improve them for you.
  1880. >You leave on a happy note, thanking her profusely for the pizza.
  1881. >You reach home, check for traps. No sign of Flutterstalk.
  1882. >You enter your house, sit at your kitchen table, open the box and take up a glorious gooey slice of pizza...
  1883. >A ponderous rapping on the front door - argh!
  1884. >Still holding the slice, you go to the door and open it.
  1885. >You drop the slice on the floor.
  1886. >Fluttershy is standing there.
  1887. >Her legs shudder unsteadily, like those of a young colt.
  1888. >Her lips are ghastly pale.
  1889. "I... I did it for you, Anon..."
  1890. >Blood streams down her flanks and pools on the ground.
  1891. >Jagged bones protrude from gaping wounds in her back.
  1892. >Bloody garden shears lie on the lawn, covered with yellow feathers.
  1893. "I made myself beautiful... for you... do... do you love me now?"
  1894. >...
  1895. >By the time you get back from taking her to the hospital, you don't want the pizza any more.
  1896. >In fact, you never want pizza again.
  1897. >Fucking. Goddamned. Fluttershy.
  1898.  
  1899. >Walking through Equestria
  1900. >Fluttershy comes walking towards you.
  1901. >and by walking I mean running
  1902. >and by running I mean Mach 5.
  1903. >flip backwards on impact, and feel your pants zipper being unzipped.
  1904. "WHAT THE FUCK"
  1905. >"Oh don't mind me, I'm just going to suck your dick for a little bit."
  1906. >Pull out knife
  1907. >Cut dick off
  1908. >Hurl that shit towards her face
  1909. >Run
  1910.  
  1911. >Win-win situation achieved.
  1912.  
  1913. > You sit off to the side at Pinkie Pies party, your eyes following Rainbow Dash's every move.
  1914. > She herself glances over at you, sees you staring at her, and blushes and quickly looks away.
  1915. > She is still new to her girly side, you remind yourself.
  1916. > As skilled and accomlpished as she is as a flyer, she is just as inexperienced when it comes to
  1917. > dealing with her maturing feelings.
  1918. > You watch her dance with a combination of grace and the joy of the innocent, and you
  1919. > are suddenly deeply aware of how precious she is to you, how much you want to protect
  1920. > her from any harm.
  1921. > Fluttershy, too, watches the two of you, but you've stopped really caring.
  1922. > Now that it's pretty apparent that you and Dash have a thing going, she has stopped trying
  1923. > to rape you, which is a welcome relief.
  1924. > You and Dash are the last two to leave the party. Alone for the first time in the evening,
  1925. > you ask her, "We are still on for our picnic tomorrow, right?" She blushes.
  1926. Yeah. Bring lots of food, I've got a bunch of new moves to show you and to replentish my energy I'm going to have to eat like a....horse.
  1927. > You both giggle. After double checking that nobody is around, you reach out and stroke her mane.
  1928. > She blushes heavily, and after hesitating a moment, nuzzles your chest longingly. She then streaks off into the night, leaving
  1929. > you with a racing heart and a light head.
  1930. > As you walk home in the warm summer night, you try to remember when you first fell for Dash.
  1931. > It has happened so gradually, it's hard to tell. While she is indeed very loyal to her friends,
  1932. > she is also very slow to gain new ones. It has taken the two of you a long time to build up
  1933. > the trust you have in each other, but you will be rewarded with loyalty. You resolve to do
  1934. > everything it takes to earn it.
  1935.  
  1936. > Excited about your date tomorrow, you pour yourself a drink to help wind down for bed, and sit in the dark on your porch.
  1937. > You awaken briefly to notice that you've spilled most of your drink on your shirt.
  1938. > ...
  1939. > Are you dreaming? You are in your bed in the dark, and you feel a pony, a pegasus pony next to you.
  1940. > Dash. It seems highly unlikely she would come on to you like this, so you assume you must be
  1941. > dreaming and just let your body take over. And your body has waited so long for this, has
  1942. > ached for this. Apparently, hers has also.
  1943. > Finally, exhausted, the dream dissipates and you enter a deep, contented sleep.
  1944. > With a start, you wake up, and immediately know something is wrong.
  1945. > Your have a splitting headache.
  1946. > You are naked, sweaty, and sticky. And kind of covered in hair.
  1947. > Yellow hair.
  1948. > Fuck. No way. She finally got you. You immediately realize it was the drink.
  1949. > You turn and see, lying next to you, Fluttershy is looking towards the doorway with a victorious smirk on her face.
  1950. > Slowly, you turn towards the door. It's open.
  1951. > A basket lies on it's side at Dash's feet, the muffins it was holding scattered on the floor.
  1952. > To terrified to speak, you watch in horror as in slow motion her face changes from confusion,
  1953. > to alarm, and finally to deep, overwhelming grief. And then in a flash she is gone.
  1954. > As your heart breaks, your rational mind notes that was the first time you've ever seen her cry.
  1955. > A kiss on your cheek reminds you that you are not alone.
  1956. Good morning, Anon. It looks like Rainbow Dash brought us muffins.
  1957. >Fucking FLuttershy
  1958.  
  1959. >You get out of bed
  1960. >it's sunny outside
  1961. >You remembered that Twilight asked you to have outdoor dining with her and her gang
  1962. >it's today, wunderbar, there's no way Fluttershy can do any trick to catch me, you tell yourself
  1963. >you put on suit
  1964. >you leave house cauiously
  1965. >there's not a single trap all the way up to outdoor dining restaurant
  1966. >you arrived, everyp0ny is in Gala dress is there including Fluttershy
  1967. "hey everyp0ny"
  1968. "hoho lookin' good anon"
  1969. "you look fabulous"
  1970. >everyp0ny nod in agreement except for Fluttershy, she is blushing so hard that her face is red
  1971. >you sit down on hay, chat a little with them
  1972. >butler stallion come to our table
  1973. "May I have your order?
  1974. >everyp0ny already made their order except you
  1975. >everything on menu is for p0nies, hay, daffoldil and daisy sandwich, disgusting
  1976. "Do you have speghe-"
  1977. >suddenly Spike burst dragonfire and a letter from Celestia appeared
  1978. >Spike reads it to ponies, something about Diamond Dogs and their hound in caves under Canterlot
  1979. >HOLY GUACAMOLE!
  1980. >Fluttershy has made a grin on her face, everyp0ny didn't notice except you
  1981. >what is she planning to do this time?
  1982. "Sorry Anon, look like I picked the wrong day for dining, we have to-"
  1983. >Spike burst firebreath again but second letter was already in Spike's hand
  1984. >Spike reads it to the gang, something about Red Dragon has returned to the cave on top of the mountain
  1985. >And it's a task specifically for Fluttershy
  1986. *gasp* "We have 2 tasks to deal with, we're going to be super busy today, let's go girls"
  1987. >you sigh in disappointment, it's going to be another boring day
  1988. "No problem, that sound like really important than dining out. I'm going home, bye"
  1989. >you stand up and turn around, about to walk back home
  1990. "w..wait.. Wait!"
  1991. >you stop, everyp0ny stop, everyone look at Fluttershy
  1992. "A..anon will you.. go with me on my task?"
  1993. >Before you could say NO, Twilight spoke
  1994. "Great idea, could you go with her? She's scared of dragons and mountain height"
  1995. >Ugh fine
  1996. "Ok, I still need to go home to change my clothes and get my coat"
  1997. >start walking back home, Fluttershy is following you
  1998. >almost home, Fluttershy is still following you trotting happily
  1999. "Fluttershy"
  2000. >she jumps a little
  2001. "Y..yes anon?"
  2002. "Where are you going?"
  2003. "Home"
  2004. "Do you realize you just walked waaay past your house? Are you going to the mountain in Gala dress?"
  2005. "Oh.. um.. hehe you're right.. I forgot"
  2006. >*zip*, she flew away quickly toward her house
  2007. >you entered your house, changed your clothes, got your coat on
  2008. >leave house, go to base of the mountain, waiting for Fluttershy
  2009. >20 minutes later, she finally show up with saddlebags
  2010. "Finally"
  2011. "S..sorry.. please don't be mad"
  2012. "Whatever, let's get going!"
  2013. >Fluttershy went ahead first in front of you, trotting happily
  2014. >huh, you start walking too
  2015. >few minutes later, change your mind, she doesn't need me
  2016. "Fluttershy, this is pointless, you don't need me, why don't you fly up there? You'll be done with your task faster that way. I'm going home."
  2017. >I turn around and start walking back to home
  2018. "No Anon, I need you! I'm too scared to see dragon!"
  2019. >hear clopping, getting ready to dodge
  2020. >hear Fluttershy yelp, clopping sound stopped
  2021. "A..anon.. help me.."
  2022. >you look over shoulder, see Fluttershy's hind leg tangled with vines
  2023. "Fluttershy, give it up, I know it's one of your trick"
  2024. >continue walking back home
  2025. >hear squeak from Fluttershy
  2026. "N.. No. Nooooo.. waahhh!"
  2027. >it's not fake cry, a real cry, betta help
  2028. >turn around to go help
  2029. >try to pull vines apart away from her leg, holy shit, she's really stuck
  2030. >grab her hind leg, pull hard
  2031. >leg pops out, you fell on Fluttershy
  2032. >both of you and Fluttershy are rolling all the way down to the base of the mountain
  2033. >Fluttershy landed on top of you, face to face
  2034. >oh shit, nopenopenope
  2035. >She blushes, close her eyes, attempting to kiss you
  2036. >You managed to throw your palm onto her face, pushing her face back
  2037. "We're not here to do that, get up!"
  2038. "O..okay.. but promise me you'll come with me for the dragon?"
  2039. >Sigh
  2040. "Fine, get up already!"
  2041. >she got up, I got up
  2042. >you and Fluttershy continued the trip up the mountain
  2043. >finally arrived to the cave on top of the mountain
  2044. >in front of cave
  2045. "Fluttershy, I don't see dragon"
  2046. "Are you sure Anon?"
  2047. >steps closer to cave entrance
  2048. >*BOING!*
  2049. >OH FUCK, you just accidently the whole tree spring noose trap
  2050. >Yes it's that bad, you're upside-down and you didn't even expect any trap up here
  2051. "HELP ME!"
  2052. "Scream all you want, Anon, our friends won't save you this time!
  2053. >shitshitshit
  2054. >Fluttershy take rope out of her saddlebag, tie up your wrists on your back
  2055. >She also take knife out of her saddlebag, cut noose and drag you inside the cave
  2056. >she set you down at the cave column and tying you to it
  2057. >you're at loss wondering how did you not even expect any trap up here
  2058. "Fluttershy... how did you..?"
  2059. "I made the trap here, and then I wrote a fake letter of Celestia instructing me to go to the mountain dealing with dragon."
  2060. "Then I gave the letter to Spike and instructed him to read it to our friends after first Celestia letter or I'll give him The Stare!"
  2061. ".. I just can't believe my plan worked!"
  2062. >she just finished tying you to cave column and walk up to your side, panting in your ear
  2063. >IT BEGINS!
  2064. "Stop that, untie me now!"
  2065. "Oh anon... after all this year.. oh this is going to be our special day"
  2066. "Hell no"
  2067. "Resist all you want, but now.. I'll make it irresistable for you"
  2068. >Fluttershy bite your coat zipper, unzip, and remove all your cloth one by one except your underwear
  2069. "Not my cloth! ooh it's so damn cold!"
  2070. >It's freezing in this cave and Fluttershy heard your chattering teeth
  2071. "Oh? .. I'll help you get warm"
  2072. >She flys up and lands on your groin
  2073. "Oof!"
  2074. >She put her hooves over your shoulder and begin stroking her whole body, rubbing her belly against yours
  2075. >nopenopenopeNOPE.jpg
  2076. >but it feels warm, you needed all the heat to live
  2077. >Fluttershy rub her head against your side of head and whisper
  2078. "Anon.. how are you feeling?"
  2079. >.... oh no... something is excited in your underwear.
  2080. >Fluttershy felt it with her plot
  2081. "Oh you naughty naughty boy"
  2082. >You're feeling hot, and Fluttershy is increasing her breathing speed
  2083. >You don't want this happen, you don't want to become horsefucker
  2084. "Anon... are you ready?"
  2085. "For?"
  2086. "Hot Fluttershy pussy"
  2087. >Hang on... it's getting waaay too hot in here?
  2088. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY CAVE!?"
  2089. >Oh shit, it's a real dragon, it's really pissed, it's his home afterall
  2090. >Dragon ROAR
  2091. >Fluttershy yelps, flying away being scared to death
  2092. "Fluttershy wait! UNTIE ME!"
  2093. >Dragon tried to swing his sharp tail onto Fluttershy, but missed and destroyed the column you are tied to
  2094. >You stand up and managed to get out of crumbled column
  2095. >Your wrists are still tied on your back, can't even pick up your clothes and your coat
  2096. >Fuck it, you want to get out fast to live, start running out of cave and down all the way out of the mountain
  2097. >Arrived home, put some effort to move your arms under legs and grab knife to cut the rope off your wrists
  2098. >Put on extra clothes
  2099. >Lock everydoor and seal your fireplace because you don't know where is that
  2100. >Fucking Fluttershy
  2101.  
  2102. >Day 327 in Equestria
  2103. >Wake up
  2104. >Curious to today's attempt
  2105. >Look out window
  2106. >She's just standing there
  2107. >Shower
  2108. >Gotta have your bowl Gotta have cereal
  2109. >Look outside
  2110. >Still there
  2111. >Sigh
  2112. itbegins.jpeg
  2113. >Exit out back-door
  2114. >Crouch to avoid being seen
  2115. >Almost there
  2116. >Slam into something
  2117. >Wake up
  2118. >On ground
  2119. >Haven't been raped
  2120. Wtf.jpeg
  2121. >Look for Fluttershy
  2122. >Still in front yard
  2123. >Watching you
  2124. >Back away slowly
  2125. >Wall
  2126. >Invisible Wall
  2127. OHSHITGETMEOUTOFHEREIDON'TWANNAGETRAPED.gif
  2128. >Search for gap
  2129. >There are no gaps on the Rape-Train
  2130. >Circle around
  2131. >Get to rapist
  2132. >Notice door knob on her side
  2133. >Note taped to wall
  2134. 'Hello Anon, I'm sorry if you hurt yourself trying to escape. I realized that I've been going about this the wrong way from the start. I've tried drugging you, trapping you, and even breaking into your house while you are asleep; but none of these things ever worked. I realize now that I will only have you if you make that choice yourself.'
  2135. “Really? Is that all it took?”
  2136. >Shy flips it over
  2137. >There's more on other side
  2138. 'So it's time for you to choose. I sealed your house in a 30'x30'x30' polycarbonate cube. The only exit is through the entrance chamber that I am currently in, and the only way out of that is the key currently taped thirty feet above you.'
  2139. >Look up
  2140. >See key floating in the air
  2141. >Look at Fluttershy
  2142. >She's looking at you
  2143. >Smiles sweetly
  2144. >Continue reading
  2145. 'This door between us is only opening once you consent, and I am only flying up to get the key after I'm satisfied.
  2146. Love Fluttershy <3'
  2147. >Walk back to house
  2148. >Look for your ladder
  2149. >Remember you lent it to Bulb Turner
  2150. >Look for your ax
  2151. >Lent it to Tree Whacker
  2152. >Look for you shotgun
  2153. >An Hero
  2154. >Give up on escape
  2155. >Go back into house
  2156. >War of Attrition it is then
  2157. >Day 328 in Equestria
  2158. >Wake up
  2159. >Grababrushputonalittlemakeup
  2160. >Look outside
  2161. >She's still there
  2162. >Water runs out while showering
  2163. >She fucking cut through you pipes
  2164. >Walk outside
  2165. >Notice behind her is a pile of canned food and bottled water
  2166. >Another note
  2167. This isn't like the other times, I thought of everything.
  2168. Love Fluttershy <3
  2169. >Walk back to house
  2170. >Fridge is full of soda anyways
  2171. >Day 329 in Equestria
  2172. >She's still there
  2173. >Play vidya and watch TV to pass the time
  2174. >Satellite bitches
  2175. >Solar panels bitches
  2176.  
  2177. >Day 330 in Equestria
  2178. >Still there
  2179. >Days beginning to blur into each other
  2180.  
  2181. >Day 337 in Equestria
  2182. >Ran out of food
  2183.  
  2184. >Day 342 in Equestria
  2185. >Nothing left to eat or drink
  2186.  
  2187. >Day … in Equestria
  2188. >Realize there is no way out
  2189. >Realize you're going to die in here
  2190. >Realize she finally got you
  2191. >Walk outside
  2192. >She's turned away from once
  2193. >She doesn't hear you
  2194. >Get closer
  2195. >See what she's doing
  2196. >Both her hands are working furiously
  2197. >She's taped a picture of you up and is watching it while she does it
  2198. >You are motionless
  2199. >You feel like you should stop her
  2200. >But you can't
  2201. >A minute passes
  2202. >She flicks her eyes towards your house
  2203. >Sees you
  2204. >Freezes
  2205. >Eyes wide
  2206. >She starts to spasm
  2207. >You can't look away
  2208. >She finally stops
  2209. >Eyes glazed over, she sees you're still there
  2210. >She realizes why you are here
  2211. >Tapes up a letter
  2212. If you want me to let you in, nod
  2213. >Shoulders slumped, tilt head up and down
  2214. >She smiles and starts tearing up
  2215. >Reaches for door knob
  2216. >Hoof slips off
  2217. Wut.png
  2218. >She looks surprised
  2219. >Grasps knob
  2220. >Can't twist it
  2221. >Her hoofs are covered in her marshmallow pony semen
  2222. >Door knob is coated in marshmallow pony semen
  2223. >She can't grasp the door with her hooves
  2224. >She starts licking her hooves clean
  2225. >You are entranced by the sight
  2226. >She tries again
  2227. >Slipping all over the place
  2228. >She lowers her mouth onto the knob
  2229. >You realize you are getting stiff watching her
  2230. >Her tongue swirls around the slick metal handle as she tries to lap up her sloppy mare juices
  2231. >You can't believe you're this hard watching your stalker mouth-fuck the door
  2232. >Eventually, she takes the entire knob into her mouth and sucks off all of her steamy horse splooge
  2233. >You imagine what that would feel like
  2234. >She brushes her tail on the door, drying it up
  2235. >After she's done, she grabs the door handle
  2236. >She still can't twist it
  2237. >Panicked, she starts beating the door
  2238. >Doesn't budge
  2239. >You watch in horror
  2240. >She's crying, bashing head against the door
  2241. >You realize that fate has played a cruel joke on you
  2242. >Once you are willing to deal with Fluttershy, you can't
  2243. >You fall to your knees as you realize that you actually wanted to bang her
  2244. >You make eye contact
  2245. >Tears in her eyes, she knows it too
  2246. >As the hours pass, you find it harder and harder to breathe
  2247. >The cube must be airtight
  2248. >Fluttershy collapses
  2249. >Look behind her
  2250. >She's had no food for a while, tried eating the cans
  2251. >As your vision begins to blur you see her splayed out on the grass
  2252. >Tunnel vision focuses on her butterfly laden rump
  2253. >Raised slightly in the air as her last conscious act
  2254. >Your vision darkens as you imagine what could have been
  2255. >Epilogue
  2256. >Day 372 in Equestria
  2257. >Wake up
  2258. >Hospital
  2259. >Figures
  2260. >Friends visit
  2261. >Say you almost died
  2262. >Twilight found you, broke you out
  2263. >Asphyxia
  2264. >Not sure how long you were passed out
  2265. >Brain damage was likely
  2266. >Amnesia
  2267. >Can't believe fluttershy got that desperate
  2268. >She should know that you'll never return her feelings
  2269. Fucking Fluttershy
  2270.  
  2271. Day 7 in Equestria
  2272. >Yet another lovely sunrise
  2273. >This place could easily be mistaken for paradise
  2274. >You stretch and roll out of bed
  2275. >Robe and slippers on
  2276. >Into the kitchen to set a pot of coffee
  2277. >Out the small window you make out a yellow Pegasus with a pink mane
  2278. >Wait, you know that one
  2279. >It's the uh, Fluttershy? Yeah, that sound's right.
  2280. >You're so bad with names, but then again you've met so many ponies lately
  2281. >She's been coming around more and more lately
  2282. >Ever since Twilight introduced you to everyone a few days ago
  2283. >The yellow pony never wants anything, she kind of just hangs around
  2284. >Sometimes asks you things
  2285. >The coffee still needs a minute
  2286. >You head on outside to get the paper and say hello
  2287. >As you open the door the yellow pony is suddenly falls in
  2288. "W-what?"
  2289. >She rights herself and fixes her mane
  2290. "Oh good morning, anon! I was just walking by and thought I would say hello"
  2291. >You were taken aback but it's all good, right?
  2292. "Morning Fluttershy, how are you today?"
  2293. >She apparently lets herself in
  2294. "I'm doing very well, thank you for asking"
  2295. >You close the door as she makes her way into your lounge
  2296. "Would you like a cup of coffee?"
  2297. >You're a good host and all
  2298. >She declines at first but changes her mind
  2299. >You pour out coffee for two
  2300. >As you turn you are startled by Fluttershy, she was right up against you
  2301. “H-haha. What’s up?”
  2302. >What she does next makes you spill your coffee
  2303. >She’s up on your table rump up, wings out, and face down
  2304. >Inviting you to explore pony anatomy
  2305. >ihavetheweirdestboner.tiff
  2306. >No, no. You’re no horse fucker.
  2307. “Fluttershy please no, I’m not interested”
  2308. >She looks back at you to see if you’re serious
  2309. >You don’t waver in your resolve
  2310. >There shall be no horse fucking today
  2311. >She looks confused and withdraws from her full on presentation
  2312. “How about I see you later anon?”
  2313. >You don’t reply
  2314. >she shows herself out
  2315. >That was fucking crazy
  2316. >Hopefully no others are as crazy as she
  2317. >Otherwise you might not make it another day in equestria
  2318. “Fucking ….Fluttershy? Yeah, Fucking Fluttershy!”
  2319.  
  2320. >wake up to anothe beautiful day
  2321. >the sun is shining
  2322. >birds chirping
  2323. >every other clichè you can think of
  2324. >but right now you have to deal with your boner
  2325. >go to bathroom look for lotion
  2326. Shit its all gone
  2327. >hear a bump from the kitchen
  2328. >itbegins
  2329. >run down the stairs
  2330. >"hello anon, i was just looking for your sugar"
  2331. Really flutters, really!? Your not going to try and rape me, or seduce me or nothing
  2332. >she sees your "problem"
  2333. >"might not be sugar,but i see something that might fill me up"
  2334. >she winks and blows a kiss trying to be seductive
  2335. Get the hell out fluttershy
  2336. >she runs out in a yellow sobbing blur
  2337. Fucking fluttershy
  2338. >"yes please"
  2339. I TOLD YOU TO GET THE FUCK OUT
  2340.  
  2341. >Sixty damned years in Equestria...
  2342. >No point in returning to Earth even if you could.
  2343. >Your friends and family must all be dead, or too old to recognize your face.
  2344. >You'd be an outdated misfit, left behind by your generation.
  2345. >The cool green hills of Earth have faded in your mind, replaced by the bright child-safe hills of Equestria.
  2346. >Your Earthly memories are as faded and unreal as a celluloid film.
  2347. >You don't feel as if you could possibly be this old, that this wrinkled, pain-checked body you bear could really be your own.
  2348. >You stand in the rain and stare at the ground, striving to recall something of your early life... something that made you happy.
  2349. >You're still trying when you hear soft hoofsteps on the muddy ground behind you.
  2350. >Twilight gently nuzzles your shoulder in greeting.
  2351. >Her muzzle and mane are streaked with silver, and her gait is almost as slow as yours.
  2352. >You place a trembling, arthritic and friendly arm around her neck at the withers.
  2353. >The two of you stand still for a while, until Twilight breaks the silence.
  2354.  
  2355. "The years never get easier to bear, do they, Anon?"
  2356. "No. It doesn't much matter whether you have two or four legs to carry them."
  2357. >You look at the rain splashing around your feet.
  2358. "Twilight... I wish I knew why I was here."
  2359. "That's a fair question, shared by many. Do you have any feelings about it?"
  2360. "I... I feel distant from everything, unrooted. Life slipped by and left me behind. Perhaps it's just me, because I don't remember feeling very certain about things before I came here. But I seem to have spent my whole life just marking time and waiting for something to happen, and it never did.
  2361. "But in a sense, I think I didn't want anything to happen. I didn't want to belong..."
  2362. "...Because you didn't want to give up your hope of returning to Earth. If you formed too many attachments here, it might have prevented your return... do I guess correctly?"
  2363. >You frown.
  2364. "There are Earth legends about a magical race called the Faerie, and supposedly a mortal who eats of their food can never return to the normal world. I can't say that I believed that, but-"
  2365. >Twilight nods.
  2366. "Some truths run deeper than the facts. I understand."
  2367. >Twilight inhales deeply, taking in the scent of the wet air, the trees, the sodden ground, all of which tell a deeper story to her than you will ever perceive.
  2368. "Perhaps, Anon, the problem is not that your life had no purpose. Perhaps it did, and you just chose not to live for that purpose. And now you're feeling the consequences of your decision."
  2369. "Easy for you to say. You're something important to this universe. You personify the most vital of its Elements. Me... I'm just an accident. I wasn't supposed to be here."
  2370. >Twilight studies the rain, watching uncountable drops fall to be absorbed by the ground, seemingly to no effect at all.
  2371. >The ground is ever thirsty, and there is always more rain.
  2372. "Tell me, Anon. If you had a chance to go back and do things again, might you... choose differently?"
  2373. >You meet her deep violet eyes in a long gaze.
  2374. "Regarding her, you mean? I don't think I could."
  2375. "Would it have hurt so much if you had, Anon? How would this present moment have been different? Everything the two of you did in your lives brought you to this point, here and now. Does it matter so much now in what way you got here?"
  2376. "It does...or at least it did. If the destination is all the same, the journey must be what matters."
  2377. "That's one way to look at it."
  2378. >Twilight gazes at the ground for a while, pensive, but not ruminative.
  2379. "I think you came into our lives for a reason, Anon. She always needed something she could care about more than herself. It was her whole reason for being. She was the Element of Kindness, after all."
  2380. "She wasn't very kind to me, was she?"
  2381. "We who are - or were - the Elements... we didn't always live up to it. Flesh is imperfect. We each tried the best we could, and we all had our failings.
  2382. "But how she saw you... You were something outside the rules. With other ponies, she was clam silent, always polite, but reserved. You came from outside the social structure in which she was raised. She felt more comfortable around you, a carnivorous alien, than she ever could around her own kind. Like her animals, you had no prejudgements of her, but unlike them, you were sentient and thus had potential to return her feelings on levels an animal could never reach."
  2383. >Twilight's eyes are wet with more than rain. She looks up at you.
  2384. "Perhaps on the face of it she wasn't very kind to you... but she would have given you every scrap of love she had, Anon. And I know that's a heavy responsibility, and not to be taken on lightly.
  2385. "I can't blame you for choosing otherwise. You can't turn feelings on and off like a faucet. Yours couldn't be turned on, and hers couldn't be turned off. That wasn't your fault, and it wasn't hers."
  2386. >Your hands are trembling with more than age. Anger fills your heart and lends steel and fire to your voice.
  2387. "So whose fault is it, then? My whole life was yanked away from me, ruined, just so I could be some mannequin or Yahoo dress up doll for her fantasies? Did anyone think of asking me first? And when was anyone ever going to tell me this? And what in fuck's name is the point of telling me now, when it's too late?"
  2388. >Twilight stands her ground.
  2389. "It's not anything we did, Anon. Celestia didn't order it to happen. But think - if it hadn't happened, and you had lived out a purposeless life on Earth, and not accomplished anything, wouldn't you also be asking now whose fault it was that you never even got a chance?
  2390. "None of us get asked or told anything in advance, Anon, and it isn't fair, but we can't help it. I always liked that line from the story you told me with the fast white horse in it and the wizard... 'All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.'
  2391. "You made your decision, and so did she.
  2392. "What's happiness worth in the end, Anon? It's something you try to pack into your life if you can. Some folks have more of a chance to do this than others, but whatever you choose, everyone winds up the same way. The only thing that can possibly matter is that you try to live as well as you can."
  2393. >Twilight looks at you with all the dignity of a princess, but also all the respect due to an equal.
  2394. "And you are not a Yahoo, and we never once thought of you that way. Yahoos and animals only live life once. It is given to us, to you and me, to be able to see the world as it might be and not as it is, and thus our lives have extra dimension. If anything can change the way things are, it will have its start in this ability of ours."
  2395. >You nod.
  2396. "That's true enough. We who are sentient, who can see what might be and what might have been, we get to live life over and over in all sort of ways. Many of them hurt... But some of them are nice."
  2397. >Twilight smiles.
  2398. "What you can't live, you can at least imagine. And if how we live or what we imagine brings the world closer to a distant potential, one's life has not been wasted, has it?"
  2399. "So, still, why have you told me all this now? What can I do at this point?"
  2400. "I'm suggesting that with the time you have left to you, you can write it down - what might have been, what you wanted it to be. And this for the same reason that we write down historical events; so that the worst mistakes may not be repeated, and the best ideals be someday made into reality."
  2401. "I... I have no clue of how to begin writing such a thing."
  2402. "If you had one thing to say to your younger self, what would it be?"
  2403. "I... don't know, I would have to think..."
  2404. "Well, think of it, then start with that, Anon."
  2405. >Twilight takes her leave, and limps slowly away into the grey distance.
  2406. >You remain, standing by the mound of sodden earth and the stone pillar inset with a pink butterfly gem, mounted in gold.
  2407. >You stretch up a shaky hand, and try to touch the gem.
  2408. >To your surprise, it comes away readily into your hand.
  2409. >It feels warm, and its radiance sends a whisper, just a hint of peace and happiness over your heart.
  2410. >You approach the front of the monument, and drag the gem along its surface.
  2411. >The sharp point cuts easily into the stone, marring the smooth finish with your rough scratches.
  2412. >You replace the gem, which leaps back into its socket, then step back to survey what you've written:
  2413. Don't wait.
  2414. >After a time, you turn and begin the slow, slow walk to your house.
  2415. >To home.
  2416.  
  2417. >It's Spring, and the Ponies are doing a "Winter Wrap Up"
  2418. >Twilight explains that we work as a team to clean away Winter and welcome Spring
  2419. >Makes sense, I guess
  2420. >I go to the town hall to be organized into teams
  2421. >There's the 2 main groups: the Pegasus group who direct the southern birds and the the Earth Pony group who plow the snow away and plant new fields.
  2422. >I wanna help with the important stuff, fuck making birds nest with Rarity
  2423. >About to go ask Twilight if I can help plow the fields when something knocks into the back of me
  2424. "Excuse me? Wha- oh"
  2425. >Face falls as its Fluttershy
  2426. "O-oh... h-hello anon! do... do you want to help me wake up the critters?"
  2427. "Not reall-"
  2428. "I insist!"
  2429. >She bites your clothes and attempts to drag you, but slips in the snow and falls
  2430. >You feel bad, but agree to help
  2431. "oh anon! th-hanks..."
  2432. >She leads you to the rabbit holes, and gives you a little bell
  2433. "All you need to do is put your arm down the hole and ring it"
  2434. >She blushes, no doubt with naughty thoughts
  2435. >Expecting a trick, I was kinda weary. Ringing the bell down the hole seemed dumb, but surprisingly there's no bear trap or other crude means to capture me.
  2436. >A little family of bunnies pop out the hole, and it makes me smile
  2437. >I turn to Fluttershy who appears to have been staring intently at something the whole time.
  2438. "Ooh. Ooh!" she splutters, licking some drool away, "Welcome back my bunny friends"
  2439. >The bunnies hop around and leave. I move onto the next hole, ignoring Fluttershy's usual behaviour.
  2440. >Next hole is under some branches, so I crouch down on all fours to reach it and ring the bell. This time, motherfucking snakes slither out and what the fuck jesus christ
  2441. >I lunge backwards in surprise, still on all fours
  2442. >To my horror, Fluttershy was directly behind me and now I've slipped under her
  2443. >She rests on top of my back, and is beginning to pant like a motherfucker
  2444. >The little bunnies return with string and to tie my hands up so I can't get away
  2445. "What do I do now!?"
  2446. "Thank you my bunny friends!
  2447. >Fluttershy seems cheerful that she's successfully captured me and got me tied
  2448. >I can't think of any outcome to this, I try to stand up but Fluttershy is putting her full body weight onto me
  2449. >Her panting is going directly into my ear, and it's pissing me off
  2450. "N-now anon, don't scream or I'll make you sorry!"
  2451. >I follow her advice, fuck knows what other animals she has at her command. I've seen her play with bears and manticores
  2452. >I wrestle with my tied arms, the string is weak, but I'm not in a position where I can stretch my arms
  2453. >The snakes are at the entrance of their hole, waiting to be greeted, looking hurt by Fluttershy's ignoring of them. One snake hisses at her.
  2454. "ANON IS GOING TO LOVE ME! I HAVE WAITED LONG FOR THIS, P-PLEASE LEAVE!"
  2455. >The snakes get scared, but one of them raises its tail
  2456. >Holyfuck it's a rattlesnake
  2457. >It slithers between my arms, crawling down my chest, heading for my crotch
  2458. >fucking fuck
  2459. "I love your scent, anon!"
  2460. >With my fear strong her in nostrils, Fluttershy seems to let out a sigh of dreamy content
  2461. >The rattlesnake is wriggling through my clothes, making me feel sick
  2462. "Oh anon, I d-didn't know I made you feel this way"
  2463. >Snake now at crotch
  2464. >My heart stops
  2465. >So does the snake
  2466. >I try to form words, but my throat is clamped shut
  2467. >An eternity passes
  2468. >Slowly, the snake continues through my legs
  2469. >Fluttershy, obvious to all this begins whispering
  2470. "What are we going to do with you? I've tried countless plans with bear traps, sleeping pills, everything I could think of. Now I'm finally here! All thanks to my critter friends!"
  2471. >Feel the snake leave my leg
  2472. >Sigh of relief, which Fluttershy notices
  2473. "A-are you accepting your fate, Anon!? Do... do you love me?"
  2474. >Before you answer, Fluttershy yelps
  2475. "Oh naughty anon! Keep those delicious meat hooks to yourself"
  2476. >I blink, wondering what she means
  2477. "But they're tied up, Fluttershy"
  2478. "But you... you..." she begins
  2479. >Suddenly, noise
  2480. >Fluttershy begins talking slower, as in relish
  2481. "Anon... oh anon..."
  2482. >She feels a little wobbly, so I decide to use this to my advantage and I roll onto my side
  2483. >My heart rises as there is no resistance, instead Fluttershy seems caught off-guard
  2484. >I wriggle free from her grip and snap free from the string
  2485. >I get to my feet and brush myself down, feeling a giant wet patch where Fluttershy's... ew.
  2486. >Looking down, Fluttershy is panting on her side with the bunnies looking concerned
  2487. >I kick the bunnies into a hedge for tying me up
  2488. >Upon inspection of Fluttershy, an odd bulge has appeared on her rump, I look closer
  2489. >Evidential mark of a snake bite
  2490. >I back away, dunno if I should get help or just leave Fluttershy
  2491. >As if by magic, Twilight Sparkle appears
  2492. "How is the creature roundu- What in Equestria happened here?"
  2493. >Twilight looks at my soiled clothes and the limp panting Fluttershy
  2494. "Oh you know... the usual" I say casually
  2495. >Twilight rolls her eyes
  2496. >3 Weeks later, I visit Fluttershy at the hospital
  2497. >Upon entering, she instantly hides a photo album under her mattress
  2498. "Oh a-non! Hello..."
  2499. "Twilight said I should visit" I say a bit emptily
  2500. >I draw up a chair next to her, which appears to be covered in glue and decide to stand instead
  2501. "I'm better n-now! The swelling is gone and the Doctor says I can go soon..." she says, though she seems sad
  2502. >I feel like I should ask her whats on her mind, but then again after what she tried to do...
  2503. "I t-thought all the creatures loved me... but I learned that I must treat all the animals equally..."
  2504. >I wonder if this means what I think it means.
  2505. >Looking around the room, I notice she's glued her left hoof to the duvet
  2506. >I ignore this, and make to leave.
  2507. "B-before you go anon, would you like some g-grapes?"
  2508. >I feel bad refusing, so I take a handful.
  2509. "I n-need to pee" she says muffled
  2510. "Oh I'll get the nurse"
  2511. >I walks out before she argues, I know her style
  2512. >About 5 minutes, I get the nurse
  2513. >Nurse enters, trying to get Fluttershy out of the bed.
  2514. "If you'd like Anon... you can k-keep my full catheter bag..."
  2515. "Uh, no thanks" I say, ignoring the expression on the Nurse's face.
  2516. >Fluttershy's glued hoof pulls the duvet off, and the photo album slides out unnoticed
  2517. >The nurse grumbles her displeasure of the mess, and asks me to kindly leave.
  2518. >Thankful I have an excuse to leave, I take the album and slip it under my top.
  2519. "I'm leaving then... Feel better soon, and thanks for the grapes"
  2520. >Fluttershy looks disappointed that I leave so quickly, and that I didn't take her catheter bag
  2521. "Bye bye Anon! Visit a-again please..."
  2522. >That'll be right, I think silently. Wanting to examine this album, I leave the room and find somewhere quiet.
  2523. >It's quite heavy, bound in black and kind of sticky. I assume that's from Fluttershy's glue skills. I hope.
  2524. >The cover is faded, and no other writing appears on the album, not even the spine.
  2525. >With a deep breath, I open it
  2526. >I open the album in the middle, and see a picture of myself sitting on the toilet
  2527. >Words cannot describe the amount disgust I feel at the moment
  2528. >Flicking on further, there's pictures from every room in my house, from various angles too. There's pictures of me pissing, getting dressed, sleeping, eating, "private time" and even scratching my ass.
  2529. >I'm horrified, but my morbid curiosity drags me on
  2530. >Near the back of the album, there's pictures of Fluttershy in what appears to be some sort of shrine dedicated just to me. She's got pictures plastering the walls and it's quite unsettling.
  2531. >What do I do with the book now? Keep it? Burn it? Burning might be good, though she might still have copies...
  2532. >Sliding the book away, I get the grapes out my pocket
  2533. >Oh, I know that's coming.
  2534. >I burst them apart, looking for anything that could resemble sleeping pills, roofies, but surprisingly there's nothing.
  2535. >I eat them, and decide I'll discuss the book with Fluttershy tomorrow.
  2536. >Next day, I visit the hospital again
  2537. "Hello, Fluttershy"
  2538. >I notice she looks upset today
  2539. "A-anon... have you seen?" but she cuts off as you wave the album in the air
  2540. "oh... oh dear"
  2541. >Against my better judgement, I sit down. Thankfully, looks like the nurse took away the glue.
  2542. "So... care to explain how you got these?"
  2543. >Her eyes dart to the window, and back
  2544. "The... the crtcs..." she tails off
  2545. >I raise my eyebrow
  2546. "Didn't catch that" I say firmly
  2547. >She gulps
  2548. "I... the critters take pictures for me. Bunnies take the pictures. N-not me anon! please don't be mad..."
  2549. >I think back, and realise that some of the angles would be pretty hard to get if you were Fluttershy's size
  2550. "Why would they do that?" I ask exasperated
  2551. >She looks ashamed
  2552. "They love me, and do anything!"
  2553. >I've had enough, I take the album and a hand full of grapes as I stand up
  2554. >She looks sad to see you leave, and to not return her album
  2555. "A-anon, before you go, can you move your chair nearer?"
  2556. >I oblige
  2557. >I slide the chair forward, and see the hunger in her eyes. Not dwelling on where she planned to sniff, I turn to leave
  2558. "T-thanks anon. You smell... nice"
  2559. >I blink, not knowing if this is her being friendly or making a threat. Trying to ignore the later, I smile and wave
  2560. "Twilight will visit you later today, I think. She mentioned something, anyway. Try not sleep through her visit"
  2561. >Fluttershy looks a little sweaty, but I ignore it
  2562. "Oh right, thanks... that also will be... nice"
  2563. >I turn round, ready to leave
  2564. "One more thing anon..."
  2565. >I sigh, turn around again
  2566. "What happened to the bunny family that helped... you know..."
  2567. >I look blankly at her for a second and ponder. >I honestly have no idea what happened to them but they made good furry footballs.
  2568. "I don't know. Now bye!"
  2569. >I turn round impatiently, and swallow a grape.
  2570. >I reach the door, and feel funny
  2571. >Suddenly I realise what I have done
  2572. >Shit
  2573. >Fumble with the door, but no use
  2574. >Senses fading
  2575. >All is black
  2576. >Darkness
  2577. >I have no idea what is going on
  2578. >What has happened
  2579. >Who I am
  2580. >These questions were turning inside me
  2581. >Turning my stomach
  2582. >Turning my stomach with loving caress
  2583. >I groggily remember the world and open a bleary eye
  2584. >I'm in the hospital... Did I have an accident?
  2585. >Tilt my head to see a giant pair of eyeballs staring at me
  2586. >Look at the hooves groping my bare chest
  2587. >I become aware of why my stomach was turning
  2588. >Realise the cold as I'm lying in my underwear on a hospital bed
  2589. >I try to move, but my arms and legs have been tied up with catheter wire
  2590. "Rise and shine... Anon" a dreaded familiar voice whispers into my ear
  2591. >I groan and talk aloud
  2592. >...but I can't
  2593. >My mouth has been shut with surgical tape
  2594. >I lie there bound and silenced, wondering if Fluttershy, for the first time, will succeed in her ways.
  2595. >She giggles, looking very pleased
  2596. "So... do you like G-grapes, Anon?"
  2597. >Grapes...
  2598. >Rapes...
  2599. >Rape
  2600. >It begins
  2601. >I shiver slightly at the coming prospects, slightly because of the temperature. The window is wide open
  2602. >Fluttershy watches with interest and smiles dreamily
  2603. "No escape for you, naughty Anon!" she giggles, "I also took liberty to throw your clothes out the window - you wouldn't be needing them"
  2604. >Yes I fucking will, I think bitterly as I try to wiggle free
  2605. "E-enough time wasting!" Fluttershy splutters, and she hops onto the bed, standing on me
  2606. >She's pretty fucking heavy, and those hooves hurt
  2607. >My discomfort seems to please her, as she licks her lips
  2608. "I knew my grape trick would work again! Fooling you into a false sense of security... it always works on the simple ones"
  2609. >She draws closer, I begin to feel the heat radiating off her
  2610. "3 weeks I've been trapped in here, Anon. I now know Rainbow's pain when she had her broken wing. I've been spending that time..." she breaks off
  2611. "Um... Anon? A-are you l-listening to me?"
  2612. >I've been staring at her intensely to try and intimidate her, so intensely that I forgot to post an image (oops)
  2613. >Her grin widens, as she looks sympathetic
  2614. "You had me going there, A-anon... but I made that move!"
  2615. >I vaguely remember some dumb story Twilight told me about "The Stare" and how it saved her once
  2616. >I raise an eyebrow, but she smiles wider
  2617. "Let me show you..."
  2618. >Her eyes snap back, growing massive. Looking into them reminds me of terrible incidents in the past, previous rape attempts and strikes fear into me
  2619. >Fluttershy lays on my chest, knowing she's winning
  2620. "Your fear... I smell it Anon... it's nice"
  2621. >I struggle, but I can't look away, I can only cower.
  2622. >She blinks, and her gaze returns to normal.
  2623. "I've been trapped up here for 3 weeks... you must realise since I couldn't attend to my birdies and bunnies, I had to formulate... other plans..."
  2624. >The heat coming off her is quite impressive, it certainly counters the window's breeze
  2625. >She licks my bare stomach
  2626. >Shock
  2627. >I stop and reel in the moment
  2628. >Fluttershy has attempted this shit for too long, but nothing ever comes of it
  2629. >This time, however...
  2630. >I wiggle in discomfort, and Fluttershy giggles
  2631. "Y-you're salty, anon..."
  2632. >I don't like this. Not at all.
  2633. >She nuzzles my chest some more, looking intently at my face for a reaction
  2634. >With all my might, I try not to react. I mustn't let her know she's winning
  2635. >She's got her animalistic way, though. She can smell my emotions
  2636. "It must be lonely living being the only human"
  2637. >I vigorously shake my head, but it's no use
  2638. "I've seen what you do in those photos, I know what you need"
  2639. >Fluttershy never comes on this firm, where's the shyness?
  2640. "3 weeks anon... 3 weeks! I can't take anymore!" she blurts out
  2641. >She seems to be a bit irked about being hospitalized, though personally I think she should just learn her lesson and leave me alone
  2642. >I give another good wriggle, but Fluttershy takes it as something else
  2643. >She leans forward
  2644. >I feel hot breath on my face
  2645. "No one can hear you..." she breathes
  2646. >Fuck
  2647. >She licks my neck and gives an evil smile
  2648. >Fuck
  2649. >She then horse-snorts into my hair
  2650. "You smell so.. so... unusual" she coos, "not like any animals I've ever met"
  2651. >Her warm body is rubbing up against my chest. I don't like this. I CAN'T like this.
  2652. >Another lick, this time my forehead. It causes the front of my hair to stick up
  2653. >Giggling, she nuzzles some more. Not unlike a cat playing with prey.
  2654. >This close encounter of bodies... I've not felt anything like this since I came to Equestria
  2655. >It reminds me of the women from Earth, my world
  2656. >Uh oh
  2657. >Something south begins to slowly rise
  2658. >Fluttershy notices immediately, and targets the source
  2659. "Oh naughty Anon, what's this I see?"
  2660. >She bites on my underwear, and removes them
  2661. >She eyes up my manhood, salivating
  2662. >I mumble and shake in protest, but to no avail
  2663. >Fluttershy homes in on the visitor
  2664. >Shit
  2665. >Her mouth opens
  2666. >Shit shit
  2667. >I can feel her warm breath again
  2668. "Any second anon..." she pants
  2669. >Nothing I can do. I just wait.
  2670. >I'm about to become a horse fucker
  2671. >This feel so wrong
  2672. >Fluttershy's wings are rock soild, standing tall and erect
  2673. >Close eyes and brace
  2674. >I'm going to be raped...
  2675. SLAM
  2676. >Ward doors open
  2677. >Twilight, Pinkie Pie, Rarity, AJ and RD enter the room
  2678. "SURPRISE!" they yell in unison, bounding into the room with gifts
  2679. >Immediately they know something isn't right, and move their eyes to Fluttershy lying on me, her tongue inches away from my manhood
  2680. >Twilight gives off an angry scream and lifts up Fluttershy with magic
  2681. >Rarity and AJ are shocked and try to advert their eyes while Pinkie doesn't understand the situation
  2682. "Hey Fluttershy! Whatcha doin' with Anon? Is it Doctors? Is it fun? Tell me tell me!" Pinkie gabbles
  2683. >RD rolls her eyes while crossing her hooves
  2684. >Twilight successfully frees me from Fluttershy and gives me the duvet, which I cover myself up
  2685. "Anon... haven't you learned? Take nothing, eat nothing!" Twilight says grumpily.
  2686. >I sigh, mentioning to Twilight that it was her idea I visit in the first place
  2687. >She ignores it, she's so fucking perfect nothing it her fault. Cunt.
  2688. >Meanwhile, Fluttershy is crying in a magical orb in the air.
  2689. "I.. I just want to know Anon!" she sobs, though no one listens
  2690. >Pinkie is prancing about all existed still
  2691. "WHAT HAPPENED WHAT HAPPENED?!"
  2692. >AJ walks over to Pinkie, and puts her arm round her.
  2693. "Well, do y'all know what fuckin' is? Well-" but she cuts off from the look of utter disgust Rarity throws at her "Uhm, I'll tell ya later sport!"
  2694. >Rarity then guides everyone out the room, leaving me, FS and Twilight
  2695. "I've had about enough of this," Twilight says. "Fluttershy, I am banning you from Anon. Anon, I'm giving you protective magic. Also clothes."
  2696. >I thank Twilight, and she lets me escape from the room while Fluttershy is still bawling in her magic field.
  2697. >I arrive home, shut all the windows, look for bunnies with cameras but there are none.
  2698. >Finally I can rest.
  2699. >A month passes without incident. The protective magic works, so I'm free from Fluttershy's schemes.
  2700. >On my birthday, doorbell rings. I open it, looking for the source - but there is none. >What?
  2701. >I nudge something, and look down.
  2702. >There is a bowl filled with grapes.
  2703. >There is a small note with them saying "to anon, from your mother"
  2704. >I smile, recognizing the mouth-writing.
  2705. >I slip the note into my pocket.
  2706. >Put the grapes into the trash
  2707. >I hear a disappointed rustle from a nearby bush
  2708.  
  2709. Fucking Fluttershy
  2710.  
  2711. >Sitting at my desk going over a book on pony myths and lore
  2712. >But I can't focus
  2713. >Start tapping on my desk a bit anxiously
  2714. >I can tell she's here, somewhere
  2715. >Window flies open with a gust of wind
  2716. "..."
  2717. >But there's nothing there
  2718. >Hurriedly get up and close it
  2719. >Mindfuck ensues when I turn around and see her standing in the middle of my room
  2720. >She looks me in the eye for a second before averting her gaze
  2721. "Anon, I have a new toy I would like for you to play with"
  2722. >While holding out a pair of fuzzy handcuffs
  2723. "Here let me help you put them on"
  2724. >She quickly snaps them on, nice and secure
  2725. "Haha, now I've got you!"
  2726. >I stare at her, down at the cuffs, back at her, and once more at the cuffs
  2727. >The fucking key is still in the cuffs
  2728. >Unlock them and let them hit the floor
  2729. "O-oh, I didn't know. How about we try again?"
  2730. >An idea pops into my head
  2731. "Alright, Fluttershy. Let's play outside though."
  2732. >Filled with excitement she hurriedly heads on outside
  2733. >No, I'm not going to shut the door on her -- I actually follow her with the cuffs back in hand
  2734. "Hey Fluttershy would you like to be cuffed to me?"
  2735. >Squee to end all squees
  2736. "Oh yes, Anon! I'd like that very much!"
  2737. >I smirk as I place one of the cuffs on her
  2738. >Quickly I cuff her to a nearby thin tree and remove the key
  2739. "W-what are you doing? I thought we were going to be together?"
  2740. >I turn my back to her and head back on to my home
  2741. >But then I stop
  2742. >I turn to face her and hold out the key toward her
  2743. >She smiles
  2744. >Then I pitch that shit off into the distant hedges
  2745. >I'm about to turn to leave again, but that's when I spot that bunny she calls Angel heading over to where the key landed
  2746. "Not today motherfucker"
  2747. >I dash over to intercept him and punt that cunt halfway to Canterlot
  2748. >I ignore whatever Fluttershy's going off about in response to that
  2749. >Back in my home I sit back down to continue my book
  2750. >Today turned out to be a good day
  2751. "Fucking Fluttershy"
  2752.  
  2753. >Day oscar mike in Equestria
  2754. >gettin ready to play some b-ball with rainbro dash
  2755. >suddenly yellow quiet appears wearing a badly made chicago bulls uniform
  2756. >"Oh hey anon mah nigga,i didnt knew you liked b-ball like i did back in da hood"
  2757. Sorry fluttershy but thats offensive to the minorities back in my planet
  2758. >"I-i didnt knew im so sorry anon, it tought michael jordan was your fetish"
  2759. Silly fluttershy now scram i got some hoops to shoot
  2760. >"Oh, ok then have fun"
  2761. > as i see the yellow menace flying away i cant help but to laugh to myself a little
  2762. >suddenly rainbro dash appears, apparently she watched the whole thing
  2763. >"So anon im glad you dealt with her, now we can play in peace, but i gotta ask why are you laughing?"
  2764. >i just shrug it off and tell her its nothing, the yellow bitch got really close to finding my fetish
  2765. >no one must ever know my true fetish is [spoilers]CharlesBarkley[spoilers]
  2766.  
  2767. >Hanging outside anon's house at night.
  2768. >Waiting for the light in his bedroom to go dark before sneaking up to his house and knocking on the front door.
  2769. >Leaves sexy photo just for him at the doorstep.
  2770. >Immediately flies up to his bedroom window. It worked! He gets up and goes downstairs.
  2771. >"...fucking 2 am...what the fuck.."
  2772. >Sneaks in window and quietly hides in the rafters.
  2773. >Anon returns and throws a crumpled photo in a wastebasket. "Fucking Fluttershy..."
  2774. >He lies down on his back. Perfect.
  2775. >Waits until he starts snoring. Produces fun pill from saddlebag and tries to position head to drop pill in his mouth.
  2776. >He suddenly scratches his crotch in his sleep. Bulge is clearly visible..
  2777. >can't stop drooling...oops.
  2778. >droplet hits him in the face and he opens his eyes.
  2779. >"I FUCKING KNEW IT!"
  2780.  
  2781. >day $RUNNING_GAG in Equestria
  2782. >you've been supporting yourself doing odd jobs, working as a handyman
  2783. >get it? HANDyman?
  2784. >delivering a package this morning to Fluttershy's place
  2785. >you knock onna door
  2786. >there's no answer
  2787. >you knock again. Hear a voice say, "Just a minute"
  2788. >the door opens
  2789. >but it's not a pony
  2790. >it's a human woman, the first human woman you've seen since you came to this strange land
  2791. >you don't even bother trying to mentally control your instaboner
  2792. >she's tall and willowy
  2793. >and wearing a long yellow sundress
  2794. >she has long pink hair and cyan eyes
  2795. >...wait a minute...
  2796. >and when she steps back from the door you can see she has wings
  2797. >"So, Anonymous"
  2798. >and you recognize her voice, too
  2799. "Fluttershy?"
  2800. >she nods
  2801. >"Are women of your own species your fetish?"
  2802. >you ponder this
  2803. "Yes. Yes, they are."
  2804. >and you leap upon her right there in the living room
  2805. >and spend the next several hours doing things we can't talk about on an SFW board while she giggles and squeaks
  2806. >today was a good day
  2807.  
  2808. >Month 7 in Equestria
  2809. >You've taken up Karate under Rainbow Dash
  2810. >Sparring
  2811. >She always has to spar light, because you are a fragile meat sack
  2812. >You feel ready
  2813. >Ask her not to hold back
  2814. >"Are you sure Anon? I mean, you can barely take a hit."
  2815. >Nod yes emphatically
  2816. >Her first kick comes your way
  2817. >You move to block
  2818.  
  2819. >Wake up in the hospital
  2820. >It's been two days
  2821. >Rainbro hasn't left your side
  2822. >Or slept
  2823. >You send her home, saying it's not her fault
  2824. >She leaves only reluctantly
  2825. >As soon as she does, you realize how much pain you are in
  2826. >Your forearm was nearly shattered
  2827. >Call for a nurse for pain meds
  2828. >In walks Fluttershy
  2829. >Sexy nurse outfit
  2830. "Uh, hello, real nurse?!"
  2831. >Fluttershy comes up to you
  2832. >"Oh Anon, you look like your in pain."
  2833. >"Don't worry, Nurse Fluttershy's here to make it all better."
  2834. >She closes her eyes, slowly coming in for a kiss.
  2835. "Nurse! Help! Please!"
  2836. >Your cries for help have been answered
  2837. >Nurse Redheart comes into the room, pulling Fluttershy away.
  2838. >"There you are trainee. We need you down in the Children's wing, now!"
  2839. >"But I almost had him..."
  2840. >"Now!"
  2841. >Fluttershy is almost crying as Redheart leads her out of the room
  2842. >Redheart winks at you
  2843. >And you still don't have your pain meds.
  2844.  
  2845. >Day whatever in Equestria
  2846. >Get up in the morning, same as usual
  2847. >Go to door, need to check mail
  2848. >Step outside
  2849. >Mailbox is full
  2850. >You pick up the gigantic stack of letters, nothing out of the usual so far
  2851. >You eventually scramble back inside, get to checking what all this mail is for
  2852. >Every single note is from Fluttershy
  2853. >You checked the mail yesterday
  2854. >You skim through the notes, she details her day and how "worried" she is about you
  2855. >Skim through notes, until you find one that sticks out
  2856. >Inside is a few hairs from her tail, along with an obscene photo of her in a maid's outfit
  2857. >The letter also smells like her, or like small animals, rather
  2858. >You toss the letters in the trash
  2859. >Well this just keeps getting weirder
  2860. >Nap for a few more hours, spend some time reading the local newspaper
  2861. >Eventually decide to go outside
  2862. >She's right fucking there
  2863. "Oh, hi Anon! What're the chances of meeting you here..."
  2864. "It's my house."
  2865. "Oh, right! I had totally forgot, silly me. Did you get my letters?"
  2866. >Damn she gets right to the point
  2867. "Yeah, I saw them."
  2868. >She puts on a seductive leer, batting her eyelashes at you as she leans inward
  2869. "Did you... like what you saw?"
  2870. >You slam the door closed right there
  2871. >You hear her voice, muffled through the door
  2872. "Is that a... no?"
  2873. >Whatever. Outside can wait for another day
  2874.  
  2875. >It’s 2am in the morning
  2876. >Cant sleep, clown will eat me -- wait, what?
  2877. >No, It’s just that I know something’s lurking around outside
  2878. >It’s probably looking in through the window right now, watching me as I pretend to sleep
  2879. >It sends shivers down my side
  2880. >I wish it would just go away
  2881. “Luna, I can’t come out to play”
  2882. >It withdraws from my window and the lurking is no more
  2883. >Sigh of relief, but there’s one more thing:
  2884. “Fluttershy?”
  2885. >from somewhere in the darkness of my room comes the response:
  2886. “Yes?”
  2887. “Go home”
  2888. “Okay, anon. Good night”
  2889. >I hear her approach the bed, probably to give me a kiss goodnight
  2890. “Now.”
  2891. >she withdraws and the Fluttershy is no more
  2892. >It’s 2am in the morning
  2893. “Fuck my life.”
  2894. "A-anon, i can ex- *gulp*"
  2895. >Barely dodges alarmclock before going limp.
  2896. >Falls onto bed and is thrown out window. "Fucking Fluttershy" and a window slamming shut are the last things heard before blacking out.
  2897. >I'll get you next time, anon.
  2898.  
  2899.  
  2900. >wake up in the morning, day whatever in Equestria
  2901. >Get up, get dressed, get ready for the day
  2902. >Today's special: more so than others
  2903. >It's Fluttershy's birthday
  2904. >You know she's got something planned, no way she'd let this go
  2905. >Reguardless, everyone else is going to be there, doubtful she'd try something in the open
  2906. >Go to the Cake's, your responsibility to get the birthday cake
  2907. >get there, no sign yet of Fluttershy
  2908. >Notice Mrs. Cake behind the counter, she notices you too
  2909. "Oh Anon, why hello there! Come to get the cake?"
  2910. "Why yes, I'm the one who's picking it up."
  2911. "Well dear, let me go get that for you."
  2912. >She goes back into the kitchen
  2913. >Comes back out with a nice, big cake
  2914. >Even has the classic "happy birthday Fluttershy" on it: classic
  2915. >You grab the cake, thank the Mrs. on your way out
  2916. >See the other five on your way down the road, decide to all walk togeather
  2917. >Everything seems unusually normal, you're starting to get a bit suspicious
  2918. >You all finally arrive
  2919. >As you have your hands full, you let Applejack knock on the door
  2920. >It slowly opens
  2921. >Yellowquiet opens the door, seems cheerful you all made it
  2922. "Happy Birthday Fluttershy!"
  2923. >Everyone screams, Fluttershy seems rather pleased
  2924. "Oh, hi everyone. Please come inside, I have things ready inside."
  2925. >Usually this would be a red flag, but with all the others you think it should be fine
  2926. >You all enter, one by one through the door
  2927. >She greets everyone individually as they come in, you're the last to enter
  2928. >Instead of greeting you, she simply smiles
  2929. >Wellthat'sodd
  2930. >Getting a bit paranoid now, no way she doesn't have something planned today
  2931. >Get inside, set the cake down on the table
  2932. >Get everyone togeather
  2933. >Fluttershy starts to speak up, tells everyone what's planned for the party
  2934. >First off is a tickle game
  2935. >They're ponies, no reason to expect anything different
  2936. >First off is your turn
  2937. >Everyone suddenly turns on you, begins tickling you like crazy
  2938. >Ohgodyou'reticklish
  2939. >suddenly feel a slight nag at your pants
  2940. >Immediately sit up, stop laughing
  2941. >Fluttershy's blushing, simply wearing a silly grin
  2942. >You give a blank stare back at her, go on with the party festivities
  2943. >Next game involves turning off the lights, kind of like marco-polo
  2944. >You already know where this is going
  2945. >Lights go off, it's pitch black
  2946. >You balance yourself against the nearest wall, keeping yourself facing inward
  2947. >Everything's quiet
  2948. >Suddenly you hear heavy breathing next to your neck, you already know who it is
  2949. "Fluttershy."
  2950. >A small wimper squeaks next to you
  2951. "Yes, Anon?"
  2952. "When are you going to stop these games?"
  2953. "Oh, just wait. I have something special planned for tonight..."
  2954. >The breathing stops
  2955. >The lights go back on
  2956. >Everyone's really confused, no one really won the game
  2957. >Fluttershy apologizes, seems the game didn't really work out
  2958. >Yeah right
  2959. >A few more hours pass by, more games and general sillyness
  2960. >She seems to step down on the rape attempts recently, party continues
  2961. >Eventually, cake time
  2962. >Everyone chows down, delicious lemon cake is delicious
  2963. >Fluttershy excuses herself, comes back shortly after
  2964. >Last event of the night: rape.
  2965. >What
  2966. "What?"
  2967. >Everyone's really confused, feels really tired all of a sudden
  2968. >knew you should've checked the cake first, damnit
  2969. >Collapses to the floor with the rest of the group, except for Fluttershy who's grinning slyly at you
  2970. >Damnit
  2971. >Pass out
  2972. >...
  2973. >Awaken later in a dark room, bindings at your hand and feet, you're strapped to a table
  2974. >Nononononononononononono
  2975. >Lamp comes on, surroundings slightly revealed
  2976. >Bindings are rope, crudely tied
  2977. >Walls seem pretty solid, only one door in the room
  2978. >No windows
  2979. >Fluttershy enters through the door, ginning at you, batting her eyelashes
  2980. "Oh, hi there Anon. Fancy meeting you here."
  2981. "What do you mean 'fancy meeting you here?' You kidnapped me and brought me here!"
  2982. >She shrugs, ignores you
  2983. "Oh Anon, this is the BEST present I could've hoped for on my birthday, you offering yourself like this..."
  2984. >She's definitely lost it now
  2985. >She lays her hooves on you, she's holding scissors in her mouth
  2986. >She cuts your shirt open, dropping it to the floor
  2987. >She gasps
  2988. >"Oh Anon, you're such a tease..."
  2989. >Oh yeah, she's definitely lost it
  2990. >She proceeds to cut your pants open, only thing standing between you and her are your boxer shorts
  2991. >She licks her lips, she's so close to getting what she wants
  2992. >SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT
  2993. "Hey!"
  2994. >You scream towards the door, hoping someone will hear you
  2995. >"Is anyone there! You have to help me I'm-"
  2996. >You're immediately gagged by Angel
  2997. >Great, now you have an apple in your mouth
  2998. "Oh Anon, you really shouldn't yell. Besides, I'd like for this to be nice and quiet, just you and I."
  2999. >God freaking damnit, why didn't you just say no to the party invitation
  3000. >She begins to pull down your boxers, slowly sliding down your legs
  3001. >You're exposed
  3002. >FUCKFUCKFUCK
  3003. >You're trying to scream through the apple, but only muffled noises are coming out
  3004. "Are you ready Anon? I know I am. I've been waiting for this for a LONG time now..."
  3005. >She crawls up on the table, sliding herself up against her legs
  3006. >She even manages to do that lip bite you find so attractive, batting her eyelashes to you as she creeps closer to your manhood
  3007. >Stopitboner
  3008. >Boner happens anyway, fuck your shit
  3009. >Her face lights up, she seems genuinely happy
  3010. "Oh Anon, you really are excited!"
  3011. "Nodhskd8f"
  3012. >Well that didn't work, there's still the apple in your mouth
  3013. >Wait a tick, there's still the apple in your mouth
  3014. >You look quickly to your bindings, sure enough the rope isn't all to secure
  3015. "Ready Anon? This will be the one night you won't soon forget..."
  3016. >You have one shot, you need to make it count
  3017. >She leans in closer, bringing her mouth to your manhood
  3018. >You spit the apple as hard as you can at her, hitting her directly on the head and knocking her off the table
  3019. >You immediately get to work on the bindings, it doesn't take too long to get one arm free
  3020. >She gets back up after rubbing her sore head
  3021. "Oh no you don't!"
  3022. >She and Angel jump at you, you throw Angel across the room, immidietly defending yourself right after against Fluttershy's leap
  3023. >You toss her to the side, looks like she's going to get back up soon
  3024. >shitshitshit go faster
  3025. >Get the other binding off
  3026. >Untie legs
  3027. >Grab boxer shorts and head out the door
  3028. >You slam the door behind you, enter Everfree forest
  3029. >You grab a nearby rotting log, prop it up against the door
  3030. >Won't hold her for long, but it's the best you can do in the situation
  3031. >You notice that the makeshift prison isn't too far into the Everfree, just about half a mile out
  3032. >You book it, running faster than you though possible
  3033. >gottagofast
  3034.  
  3035. >Door starts making noises behind you as you run, you continue anyway
  3036. >Door slams open, she's pissed now
  3037. "YOU WILL LOVE ME!"
  3038. >God she can scream a long distance
  3039. >You at least have a head start, a good eighty feet
  3040. >She's flying right at you
  3041. >Well crap, should've thought of that earlier
  3042. >She tackles you to the ground, she's covered in bits of dirt from the crash, and you have a few nice bruises from the impact
  3043. "Why won't you accept my love?"
  3044. "BECAUSE YOU KEEP TRYING TO RAPE ME!"
  3045. >She backs off, stunned a bit from your words
  3046. >You manage to sit up, now that she's off you
  3047. "So, you understand how I feel, Fluttershy?"
  3048. "Oh, I understand perfectly Anon."
  3049. >She turns around, holding her ass up in the air, swinging it side to side
  3050. "You like girls who are submissive, don't you Anon?"
  3051. "THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT!"
  3052. >She's confused, she was sure she understood what you said correctly
  3053. "Oh well, then I'll just take what I want. It IS my birthday, after all. And the birthday girl ALWAYS gets what she wants."
  3054. >She turns towards you, prowling closer to you
  3055. >You start to backpedal slowly, trying not to encourage her to tackle you again
  3056. "Hang on there, sugarcube!"
  3057. >Oh thank god
  3058. >AJ and friends show up, Twilight and Rarity restraining Fluttershy with their magic
  3059. >Twilight turns to explain to you
  3060. "Sorry Anon, we all fell asleep after eating that cake. It took us a while to find you, sorry to keep you waiting."
  3061. >Rainbow Dash buts in, as usual
  3062. "Yeah, but once I saw a weird box in the middle of the forest, I knew you had to be there!"
  3063. >Well gee that was obvious
  3064. >Reguardless, you thank them all for their help, and proceed to travel back home
  3065. >No more fucking birthdays for this Anon
  3066.  
  3067. >It's evening and you're walking home
  3068. >You take a shortcut through a dark alley
  3069. >Three squirrels in ski masks step out of the shadows and block your way
  3070. >Two more step out from behind
  3071. >They brandish stubby twigs at you threateningly
  3072. >Oh god what
  3073. >A dark figure in a purple cape and mask swoops in and herds the squirrels away
  3074. >The figure turns to you and speaks in a poorly disguised voice
  3075. >"You're safe now, citizen."
  3076. >The figure pushes the lower part of their mask up and waits for a kiss.
  3077. >You walk past her without a second glance and continue home
  3078. >You hear her voice echo down the alley after you
  3079. >"Did... did I need to hang upside down first?"
  3080.  
  3081. > This weeks Equestrian history lesson ran several hours later than usual, due to a combination of you hoping that the rain would let up, and Twilight getting caught up discussing one of her favorite topics, Starswirl the Bearded.
  3082. > The rain didn't let up, however, and thus you hurry home in the dark, the heavy, December rain quickly soaking your clothes.
  3083. > It is so dark that you only notice the shapes on your lawn when you are a few feet away from them.
  3084. > One is a soggy pile carboard, with paint streaking down it's sides. No doubt the latest in a series of preposterous schemes to get into your pants, collapsed from the rain.
  3085. > The other is drenched mare, mane flattened with water, and head so low it almost touches the ground. Her shivvering is so violent you wonder how she remains standing. She doesn't seem to have noticed your approach.
  3086. > You are wary that this is just another trap, but it seems different this time. As hard as she can make your life, she is essentially a good pony, and you just couldn't bear to leave her out here.
  3087. > After halting for a moment, you speak.
  3088. > "Fluttershy?"
  3089. > All you can hear is the rain and the soft chattering of her teeth.
  3090. > "Fluttershy? Come in out of the rain and warm yourself up. You're freezing."
  3091. > You expect her to immediately spring to life, as she always does whenever you show her the least bit of kindness. This time, however, she only quietly asks,
  3092. Why?
  3093. > "Uh, because you're soaked and freezing?"
  3094. Why?
  3095. > Confused, you remember that you are home later than usual. She must have been waiting out here for hours.
  3096. > "Oh, I'm home late because Twi starting talking about Starswirl the Bearded, and you know how she ge..."
  3097. WHY?
  3098. > The uncharacteristic loudness of her interruption shocks you into silence. She's looking up at you know, and even in the rain you can tell she is crying.
  3099. Why can't I get you out of my head?
  3100. > Silence. It has been so long since anything she has said to you hasn't had an ulterior motive you aren't sure what to say. You avoid her gaze.
  3101. I'm not stupid. I know you aren't interested in me. But I can't help it. When I'm helping cute animals, I think about how cute you are. When I wake up in the morning, my head is full of the memories of dreams about you.
  3102. > She seems to have stopped crying, but she is shaking even more violently.
  3103. > "...Fluttershy, I...", but you aren't sure what to say. She looks away from you.
  3104. I only want to make you happy. Why is that so hard? Is the thought of being with me that repulsive?
  3105. > "No, Fluttershy...you are a beautiful pony. I'm sure lots of colts would be happy to be with you."
  3106. > You realize how cheesy your words sound even as you say them.
  3107. > "I'm flattered, but...I'm a human, and you're a pony."
  3108. > The rain continues to pound. You are shivering a little now, too.
  3109. So you can never love me?
  3110. > "I'm sorry, Fluttershy."
  3111. > You feel like shit.
  3112. > "I hope we can still be friends."
  3113. > Fluttershy is no longer crying. She doesn't even seem to be breathing. When she finally speaks, it sounds like every word is requiring immense efford for her to say.
  3114. I understand. I'm sorry I've bothered you. You'll never be bothered by me again.
  3115. > She turns and walks away, head low, mane dragging through the mud, legs trembling and stiff. You think about inviting her in to at least get warmed up before the walk home, but then you think about what just happened.
  3116. > She finally seems to get it. She'll finally leave you alone. You feel terrible, but you know that the sooner she gets over you, the better. Better for her, for you, for everybody.
  3117. > You tell yourself that over and over as you lie in bed.
  3118. > You awake the next morning, the events of the night before still replaying in your mind. The rain has stopped but it is still overcast, and the wind is blowing cold.
  3119. > True to her word, you see no sign of Fluttershy all morning. You catch yourself feeling lonely, and maybe even a bit sorry for yourself, but you go back to your mantra: better for everybody.
  3120. > When you hear a hoof knock on your door, your heart skips a beat. She couldn't be back already, could she? Opening the door reveals not Fluttershy, though, but Rainbow Dash.
  3121. Hey Anon, have you seen Fluttershy around? We had an emergency pegasus assembly this morning to deal with the storm, but she didn't show, and I thought that, you know, she might be hanging around here, like she always does.
  3122. > Your stomach sinks. You shouldn't have let her go home without warming up! Quickly, you tell Dash to search the paths between your home and Fluttershy's. Like lightning she tears off in search of her friend.
  3123. > You get dressed and search for her too. You run into RD and the other 4 of her friends outside Fluttershy's house. Dash says she searched up and down the paths but found nothing.
  3124. > You try her door and find it is unlocked. Inside, you see a pile of carrots on the floor. Angel is sitting before it, looking confused. A window is open, and a board has been placed sgainst the sill, presumably to allow Angel to climb out the window.
  3125. > The knot in your stomach transforms into a cold sweat.
  3126. > They finally find Fluttershy the following day. She was caught in the branches at the side of the river, several miles downstream of P0nyville.
  3127. > After dragging her body out of the river onto the grass, you stand around her in a circle with her friends. Most are crying.
  3128. > You think about the kind pony she was when you first met her.
  3129. > You think about the colt that has been deprived of a beautiful future wife.
  3130. > You think about the fillies that will never know this caring mother.
  3131. > But mostly you replay every word you said over and over again.
  3132. > Nothing could be worse than this. Far, far worse than
  3133. > fucking Fluttershy.
  3134.  
  3135.  
  3136. >day 69 in equestria
  3137. >strange sounds at door
  3138. >herewefuckinggoagain.jpg
  3139. >open door
  3140. >fluttershy is vigorously pleasuring herself on my doorknob
  3141. >"oh- anon, i didnt realise you were home"
  3142. >"fluttershy please never return here again
  3143. >"but anon i love you! I need to have you inside me"
  3144. >"I know"
  3145. >"do you love me?"
  3146. >"fuckoff ya dumb bitch"
  3147. >slam door
  3148. >hear muffled voice outside
  3149. >"I'll just have to wait untill you fall asleep, then you will be MINE!"
  3150. >close windows
  3151. >lock doors
  3152. >seal chimney
  3153. >cry in shower for the rest of the day because equestria is shit
  3154. >today was an ordinary day
  3155.  
  3156. >17,000 seconds into day 316
  3157. >going into town to pick up some groceries for tonight's dinner
  3158. >along the way I come across AJ's hat lying on the side of the road underneath a lone tree
  3159. "The hell? She would never leave her hat out like this. Something must be wrong"
  3160. >Without second guessing I go to retrieve it
  3161. >As I reach down a rustling from the branch above me
  3162. “Oh shi-”
  3163. >A net drops over my head
  3164. “Haha, I’ve got you now Anon”
  3165. >I stare at Fluttershy as she floats slightly above the ground holding the end of a rod attached to a butterfly net
  3166. “....”
  3167. >I lift the small net off my head and continue to stare at her
  3168. “O-okay, I’ll see you later maybe?”
  3169. >With that today’s attempt was thwarted and she disappears into some nearby hedges
  3170. >sigh, I head off to town to run my errand -- on the way I’ll have to drop off AJ’s hat
  3171. “Fucking Fluttershy”
  3172.  
  3173. >Living in constant paranoia.
  3174. >Waiting for Fluttershy's next ingenious idea as to how she can finally get you to love her.
  3175. >You realize that there hasn't been any Flutter related incidents today.
  3176. >You assume she's planning something even more devious than usual.
  3177. >You sit down, cross your legs, grit your teeth, and prepare your body and mind for what may be the most sickening attempt of all time.
  3178. >The seconds turn to minutes, the minutes to hours.
  3179. >Fluttershy never seems to come.
  3180. >The time is now 15 minutes past midnight.
  3181. >You actually feel yourself becoming concerned, this isn't like her at all. Maybe something happened to her?
  3182. >You try to shake off such feelings, remembering who she is and what she's done.
  3183. >Three gentle knocks at the door bring a halt to your thoughts.
  3184. >You hear hear sobbing, it sounds like Fluttershy, but her sobs sound genuinely pained, not like the usual crocodile tears she puts on to get in your pants.
  3185. >You open up the door without any hesitation, those feelings of concern now taking priority over everything else in your head.
  3186. >You look down at the crying yellow Pegasus.
  3187. "Whats wrong?" You question.
  3188. "I... give up Anon..." she splutters through her tears.
  3189. "I've tried everything.. I... I'm sorry... please forgive me... I promise to leave you alone now, forever... I've been so disgusting and... just looking at your hurts... I know now I'll never have you... goodbye Anon."
  3190. >You are seriously taken aback by this sudden regret she is showing.
  3191. >You almost feel sorrow for her. The look on her face is enough to make a hole in your heart.
  3192. >She turns around and begins to walk away, seeing you give no response was enough indication that its time to go in her mind.
  3193. "Fluttershy wait!" You yell out.
  3194. >She turns her head and faces you, her face even more contorted in sadness, the fur under her eyes drenched in tears.
  3195. >You feel like the worst person in the world, minus the fact you are the only person in this world.
  3196. >In an attempt to comfort her, you hold our your arms, signalling to her that you'll give her a hug.
  3197. >She smiles weakly and embraces you, very gently however, she thinks anything more will piss you right off.
  3198. >With your arms wrapped around her, you begin to notice how warm and soft she feels...
  3199. >And how her aroma fills your nose. It smells so beautiful.
  3200. >Your mind begins to fill with thoughts of love and lust. This is a girl who would try anything in the world to get you.
  3201. >You squeeze her tighter, and carry her inside.
  3202. >Fluttershy makes no protest as you do so, snuggling into your chest even more, her sobbing subsiding.
  3203. >You lay down on the couch, and wriggle yourself into a comfortable position, Fluttershy still nestled into you, seemingly content with the situation.
  3204. >Of course she is, you remind yourself.
  3205. >Your eyelids begin to get heavy, and the darkness around the edge of your vision begins to take over.
  3206. >You hear Fluttershy gently whisper "I love you..."
  3207. >You respond in kind.
  3208. >The last thoughts you have before drifting off to sleep are of how beautiful Fluttershy is.
  3209. >The next morning you wake up to see Fluttershy still fast asleep, nuzzling you tenderly.
  3210. "Godamn it Anon, you've fallen in love with your stalker" you scold yourself.
  3211. >Fluttershy stays over at your home that day.
  3212. >Most of it is spent cuddling, occasionally one of you muster the courage to kiss the other, and the night is spent much like the first.
  3213. >Days pass, and the routine continues. She is now officially your girlfriend, and you can't help but love her.
  3214. >Eventually, you both realize its time to get back into the swing of everyday life, but you swear to keep together, and to keep spending time with one another.
  3215. >You tell eachother how much you love eachother, and then start the day with a kiss.
  3216. ...
  3217. >The day progresses, and all you can think about is her. You're swooning, and everyone in town notices it verrrry easily.
  3218. >You see Fluttershy while out and about, and naturally, you begin to walk over to her, to ask her how her day has been, and maybe get some "sugar".
  3219. >You halt however. You see she is sneaking around, looking just as suspicious as she did during her days of stalking you.
  3220. >Something is amiss, so you follow her.
  3221. >You see her peering into the window of someponies house.
  3222. >From a distance, you strain your eyes to see who it is.
  3223. >It appears to be a stallion, you're not sure who exactly.
  3224. >Who quickly becomes irrelevant.
  3225. >Fluttershy has a look of lust on her face.
  3226. >She appears to be touching herself as she watches the stallion prepare for whatever he was going off to do.
  3227. >You don't understand.
  3228. >What is she doing?
  3229. >She loves you... right? She's been after you for months.
  3230. >Whats going on?!?!
  3231. >The scene infront of you gets even more incriminating, her staring never ceases, her touching quickening in pace.
  3232. >You begin to cry, you thought you had finally found love.
  3233. >It was just the fucking thrill of the hunt the whole time...
  3234. >Your heart aches for her.
  3235. >You know what you must do to fill the void she has created.
  3236. >You begin to follow her everywhere she goes, tracking every movement, pleasuring yourself every time she does something your mind finds arousing.
  3237. >This becomes a trend, and you realize now that the stalked has become the stalker.
  3238.  
  3239. >you were at fluttershy's glorious estate
  3240. >she was now rich off of the publishment of her book about marehoods and rape technique
  3241. >she was asking for critique from her friends
  3242. >Twi:"THIS BOOK IS AMAZING BECAUSE IT IS A BOOK!"
  3243. >AJ:"What is this new fangled PAGER thingie majig? It helps rape techniques?? I'm already the best, honest!"
  3244. >Rarity:"Honestly darling, this diagram of the marehood is brilliant! It fully shows the grace of my folds!"
  3245. >Spike:"I am 12 and what is marehood?"
  3246. >PP:"I don't need to rape! I give a bad review!"
  3247. >RD:"It's not like I used this book to rape Anon or anything *blush*"
  3248. >They all turn to you
  3249. >you didn't find it impressive, or a promotion of your future anal health
  3250. Honestly, it is not as entertaining as, say, the Ab Urbe Condita. It is merely an extension of her personal goals. This view makes clear the vanity of Fluttershy. When we use marxist theory, in particular the structures of feeling by Raymond Williams, it becomes even more clear that Fluttershy is a puppet of ideology. Her thoughts devolve from emergent superstructures into dominant ones around page 453. Her ideology on marehoods comes from antiquated notions and superstitions and her venture into banana republic politics was an odd, yet refreshing turn. However, we are all puppets of ideology according to Louis Althusser, so there is no use arguing this fact. What becomes readily apparent about Fluttershy's writings on rape is that she ignores the basic foundations of Plato's forms. In particular, she completely overlooked the allegory of the cave, a basic truth. In all, I think her book is shit.
  3251. >all of the ponies clap except Twilight
  3252. >FS:"I... I think you're right Anon... I think?
  3253. Of course I am.
  3254.  
  3255.  
  3256. >one day, you and flutterrapist (lol) were having a picinic
  3257. >when she opened the picininc basket laughing gas shot out
  3258. >oh no! rape!
  3259. >she doesnt get to tho
  3260. >the sky went dark and colored lights went everywhere
  3261. >a huge metal flying saucer came out of the clouds
  3262. >the ship lands next to you and flutterslutterrapistshy
  3263. >two BEINGS cum out
  3264.  
  3265. >they look like ponies but each of them has twelve dicks jutting out of their face
  3266. >you laugh immediately
  3267. >flutershy is shy
  3268. >Alien:"DO NOT LAUGH AT OUR SUPERIOR FORM!!!"
  3269. >you stop out of respect
  3270. >Alien:"We are known as Otomedius Copulantarum! We rule the galaxy in this quadrant! But you can just call us: OC."
  3271. >FS:"What is your species like OC?"
  3272. >shes curious because she likes animals so much
  3273. >OC:"We have these phalluses on our faces, see? they are for our superior communication!"
  3274. >the OC starts sucking a bunch of cocks on another OC's face
  3275. >the sound is overpowering
  3276. >it's wet and rhythmical, yet intricate and verbose
  3277. So this is what it's like to hear OCs communicate...
  3278. >that's my last FlutterRAPE story
  3279.  
  3280. >Day <XXX> in Equestria.
  3281. >Get up at dawn and go to work.
  3282. >You have a stall in the city square.
  3283. >A few minutes later, you get your first customer.
  3284. >It's Fluttershy.
  3285. >Of course.
  3286. >"H-hello, Anon..."
  3287. >You sigh.
  3288. "Morning Fluttershy. The usual?"
  3289. >She nods, blushing.
  3290. >With another deep sigh, you reach out and stick your fingers inside her.
  3291. >"Oh my! Oh, a little to the left."
  3292. >You groan as you comply.
  3293. >"Oh Anonymous, I love having your fingers inside me!"
  3294. >Shuddering, you finally hit your mark.
  3295. >You pull a large booger, followed by a trail of snot, from her nose.
  3296. >Your job is picking ponies noses, because they don't have fingers.
  3297. >Fluttershy tosses a few bits in front of you.
  3298. >"I'll make sure to come back soon!" She says with a wink.
  3299. >She doesn't use her eye.
  3300. >You vomit.
  3301. >Today was a bad day.
  3302.  
  3303.  
  3304. >be in equestria
  3305. >somebody knocking at the door
  3306. >it begins
  3307. >fluttershy, big surprise
  3308. >she offers me a sanwich
  3309. >has hay and is filled with pills of varying sizes
  3310. >"fuck you fluttershy"
  3311. >"oh would you really?"
  3312. >slam door
  3313. >"is that a no?"
  3314. >throw sandwich in bin
  3315. >fucking fluttershy
  3316.  
  3317. >Be in Equestria
  3318. >Going to Twilight's library, need to check out a book
  3319. >Get there
  3320. >Twilight welcomes you
  3321. "Oh hi Anon? Any book you're looking for in particular?"
  3322. >You tell her you want a good piece of fiction, she recommends a few
  3323. >You make your choice, but on the way out...
  3324. "Oh, and Anon? A particular... guest, wanted me to suggest some more reading to you."
  3325. >No idea who she's talking about, listen to suggestion
  3326. >The anatomy of ponies: The Reproductive System
  3327. >Oh hell no
  3328. >Say no thanks, turn out doorway
  3329. >Return outside
  3330. >Yellowquiet standing there, checking to see if you got the book
  3331. "Oh hi there Anon! I... um.... Did you get everything you needed?"
  3332. "Yeah, I got the book I wanted."
  3333. >She whimpers, disappointed
  3334. >Return home
  3335. >She (surprisingly) didn't follow, you. Strange.
  3336. >On the table is a poorly glued togeather copy of playbrony magazine, covered by (of course) Fluttershy.
  3337. >Toss magazine out
  3338. >IT GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON
  3339.  
  3340. >be summer in equestria
  3341. >go to the beach with mane-6
  3342. >swim in the ocean with swim shorts
  3343. >chillin in the waves
  3344. >feel something brush against my leg
  3345. >look down through clear water
  3346. >fluttershy perfectly still in the water staring up at me about to take off my pants
  3347. >kick her in the face
  3348. >go back to beach and build a sandcastle
  3349. >fluttershy comes back
  3350. >twilight asks what happened
  3351. >says she was dumped by a wave
  3352. >proceeds to sit next to me
  3353. >she says that she would be the queen of my sandcastle and i could be the king while rubbing my thigh
  3354. >stand up
  3355. >kick sandcastle in her face
  3356. >fucking fluttershy
  3357.  
  3358. >Day ohdayohdayoh in Equestria.
  3359. >Try to come up with a plan to get Flutterstalk off your back.
  3360. >It would help if there was some way to get inside her house, or even her head, for just a day.
  3361. >Retrieve Fluttershy's tail hair from the trash.
  3362. >Go to Zecorah for another transmogrify potion.
  3363. >She gives you a look that you don't understand, but sells you the potion at your demand.
  3364. >Drop the pink tail hair in, hold nose, close eyes, take a drink.
  3365. >Curl up in pain as your guts slide around inside you, your bones twist and bend, and yellow wings burst messily from your back.
  3366. >After an hour of torture, you now resemble Fluttershy.
  3367. >Stand up unsteadily and try to walk around on four huge toes, always wanting to grab something with the hands you don't have.
  3368. >Try flying instead and painfully hit a few trees.
  3369. >Give up and just practice walking on your way to Fluttershy's house.
  3370. >Walk boldly into her house, hoping to find some blueprints of her future plans, or even her diary.
  3371. >See yourself, your human body, standing next to the drained bottle of a transmogrify potion.
  3372. >Fluttershy must have had the same idea you had.
  3373. >(S)he stares at you in shock and seems about to faint.
  3374. >You identify yourself.
  3375. >Flutteryou kneels before you and begs for your forgiveness.
  3376. >She starts babbling about how she was hoping to get into your pants - heh, head - because she had to know how you thought in order to reach you.
  3377. >And now she understands completely; she feels no attraction for ponies at all while in your form.
  3378. >She was being so awful to you and it's horrible to try to force sexual affection on someone who doesn't feel it too and she's genuinely sorry and she'll leave you alone from now on.
  3379. >You can see in her eyes that she really means it.
  3380. >Mission fucking accomplished.
  3381. >You keep looking deep in those human eyes, the eyes of a creature cruelly trapped a universe away from its real home, never to see its own kind again.
  3382. >You just want to hug and console and comfort and love and...
  3383. >Shit, you're getting turned on.
  3384. >Potion did too good a job of turning you into Fluttershy.
  3385. >Flutteryou starts to realize what you're thinking, and backs away from you.
  3386. >You walk forward, trying to look reassuring, saying that you only want a hug, but your huge limpid eyes tell a different story.
  3387. >When these equine bodies get horny, they go full tilt, overwhelming rational control.
  3388. >Ponies have lifelong experience in reining in this intense animal lust.
  3389. >You're losing the battle.
  3390. >Flutteryou yells in panic and tries to run.
  3391. >Resistance only makes you wetter.
  3392. >In a bound you're on top of her, your equine genitals winking in a horse code of eager need.
  3393. >Flutteryou screams no, and some deep part of you realizes that she really means it, but you're too far gone to care.
  3394. >Blackout.
  3395. >You wake up in Fluttershy's bed, Twilight lecturing you in sorrow and anger as Dash and AJ grimly hold you down.
  3396. >Pinkie and Rarity are caring for an unconscious Flutteryou, trying to clean up gallons of lust-slime from the ravaged body.
  3397. >As you try to collect your thoughts, the potion wears off and you change back to Anon.
  3398. >It's a lot quicker this time, but hurts even worse.
  3399. >Twilight halts in mid-speech and starts stammering.
  3400. ''Anon? But if you're Anon, then that means... Oh, Celestia, NO!''
  3401. >Everyone shrinks back and stares at you in disgust and horror.
  3402. >You try to explain but it just makes things worse.
  3403. >You slink home.
  3404. >You just raped Fluttershy, and also raped yourself... and it doesn't end there.
  3405. >When Fluttershy recovers, all she'll remember is that when the situations were reversed, you de facto gave her your consent.
  3406. >Now you'll never stop her from trying to take you.
  3407. >You've lost any trust and sympathy that you had from her friends.
  3408. >You've fucked yourself over for the rest of your miserable life.
  3409. >Fucking you.
  3410.  
  3411.  
  3412. >I’m in the middle of a meadow looking slightly ahead of my footwear
  3413. >Before me is a candid and quite private picture of myself
  3414. >Every few meters another candid picture
  3415. >All set in a path that leads right up to a tree with a photo album lying underneath
  3416. “Goddamn it Fluttershy”
  3417. >I start collecting them one by one, closing the gap between me and the inevitable trap of the day
  3418. >I stop before the tree and survey the situation
  3419. >Nothing obvious jumps out at me
  3420. >I pick up a small stone and toss it on the album
  3421. “...”
  3422. >Nothing happens
  3423. >I stretch out a leg and slightly tap it
  3424. >Nothing again
  3425. “...the fuck?”
  3426. >I stoop down and pick it up
  3427. >Nothing once more
  3428. >i open the album to find that it contains the remaining photos
  3429. >Fuck it, I’m not going to let the lack of something happening get to me
  3430. “Fuck you Fluttershy”
  3431. >From behind me:
  3432. “No, fuck you”
  3433. >As I turn my head meets the end of a shovel
  3434. >...
  3435. >I drift in and out of consciousness
  3436. >I’m being transported somewhere
  3437. >I claw at the surroundings but to no avail, I no longer have the strength nor the presence of mind to save myself
  3438. >darkness envelops me once more
  3439. >...
  3440. >My hands and ankles are strapped down, I can hardly move an inch
  3441. >I can’t tell where I am, the room is pitch black
  3442. >A gag stuffed in my mouth prevents me from calling out or screaming
  3443. >All I can do is wait
  3444. >Wait for my captor to come for me
  3445. >...
  3446. >How long have I been here? Days? Weeks? Months?
  3447. >Probably just a few hours, the side of my head is aching
  3448. >My thoughts are interrupted by the sound of a door unlocking
  3449. >Enough light enters the room for me to make out that I’m in a basement
  3450. >Someone begins to walk toward me
  3451. >Try as I might I can’t really turn my head to catch a glimpse of whoever it is
  3452. >They stop directly behind me
  3453. “Anon.”
  3454. >!!!
  3455. >My gag is undone and removed -- I waste no time:
  3456. “What the FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUU--”
  3457. >I get a hoof across the face
  3458. “Shut the fuck up.”
  3459. >The taste of blood
  3460. >My captor rounds the edge of the metallic table I rest on and I come face to face with
  3461. “Pinkie.”
  3462. >It only took one look to see that there was something really wrong with this pink bitch today
  3463. >Here she was standing over me draped in a blood splattered apron, her mane straightened out, and a stoic expression
  3464. >A stark contrast to the Pinkie I know, guess that was just a facade or something because this before me looks like the anti-Pinkie
  3465. “Don’t worry Anon, I’ll give you your release soon enough”
  3466. >Her voice trails off as she walks away to the other side of the room
  3467. >She returns with what appears to be a scalpel
  3468. “But first let’s see what makes you *you*”
  3469. >Holy fuck, What!?
  3470. >I’m about let out the scream to end all screams but
  3471. >A Shadow blocks the lighting from the doorway
  3472. >Something runs in and Pinkie takes off toward it
  3473. >A brief struggle followed by the sound of someone falling down
  3474. >Fluttershy appears at my side
  3475. “Don’t worry, I’ll get you out of this”
  3476. >She bites free the bind at my left hand but before she can continue
  3477. >Pinkie tackles her over
  3478. >I hastily undo the rest of my bounds
  3479. >Just as I release the last one I turn to see Fluttershy giving Pinkie “The Stare”
  3480. >That’s short lived however as Pinkie bashes her over the head with a pan
  3481. >Before Pinkie goes in to finish the job I drive her into the wall
  3482. >I pick myself back up and notice that the other two aren’t moving
  3483. >Facing the light from the door I’m about to head out
  3484. “Urghhh”
  3485. >But I can’t leave Fluttershy here, not with this psycho bitch
  3486. >I lift her up and take her with me
  3487. >We emerge into a normal home in the outlier part of town, it’s no wonder no one heard or saw anything
  3488. >It’s dark out so without any attention I make it back to my home
  3489. >But what to do with Fluttershy?
  3490. >I set her up in the lounge area leaving her on the couch for the night
  3491. >Finally back in my own room my legs become heavy and I just drop dead onto my bed
  3492. >Sleep
  3493. >When I wake in the morning I find myself face to face with a sleeping Fluttershy
  3494. >I sigh but I can deal with this level of crazy later
  3495. “Fucking Fluttershy”
  3496. >Back to sleep
  3497.  
  3498. >Wake up from my hiding spot underneath the bed
  3499. >Slowly make my way out and glance over the room
  3500. >No intruders
  3501. >I quietly shy my way through the house
  3502. >At any moment a trap could be set off or someone could leap out at me
  3503. >I have to be careful
  3504. >With a bit of haste I ready the animals their food and set it out for them
  3505. >I sidle up next to a window and glance outside
  3506. >There’s a friendly turtle standing out on my lawn
  3507. >Excitedly head outside and trot over
  3508. >But wait, there’s something off about this turtle
  3509. >Like the fact that its face is painted on a ball and that its shell appears to be a sports helmet of some sort
  3510. “Oh no”
  3511. >Right on cue he leaps out and dashes toward me
  3512. >As always I just fly on up and over
  3513. >Once again he crashes into the dirt and lies there
  3514. >I would ask him if he’s okay but every time I’ve done so in the past he's feigned an injury to get me close enough for him to grab me
  3515. >I don’t like it when he grabs me
  3516. >Slowly I fly back on and inside my home
  3517. >He's recovered and is collecting his turtle friend
  3518. >I hope he takes care of it
  3519. >Even if it’s not real
  3520. “Fucking Anon”
  3521.  
  3522. >Wake up to banging and clattering in front of house, punctuated by an occasional quiet ''Oh, drat.''
  3523. >Throw on bathrobe and sneak out back window.
  3524. >Peer around front of house and see Fluttershy setting up a suspended cage trap outside your front door.
  3525. >She's trying to wire it to a xylophone.
  3526. >This is too good to pass up.
  3527. >Sneak back inside, get dressed, head out again, and visit Fluttershy's friends...
  3528. ]TIME PASSES[
  3529. >Fluttershy puts finishing touches on her trap, places sheet music for Those Endearing Young Charms on the music stand, wipes sweat from her brow, and steps back...
  3530. >Starts in shock to see you and all her friends standing nearby with encouraging smiles.
  3531. >Yours is the biggest smile of all.
  3532. ''Well, it looks as if Fluttershy is ready to play the xylophone for all of us, just as I told you!''
  3533. >Alfalfa spills from her saddlebags.
  3534. >She tries to stammer out some lame excuses.
  3535. >No one is buying it, just grinning and nodding.
  3536. >Trembling, she takes up the mallets...
  3537. fuckinghooveshowdotheywork.png
  3538. >Fluttershy laughs in a panicked way and asks if she can substitute another song for Those Endearing Young Charms.
  3539. >Tell her that everyone is expecting that song... but she can play Fair Harvard instead if she likes.
  3540. >She laughs louder and shoots you a horrible look.
  3541. yourtearsaredelicious.jpg
  3542. >Every pony shouts encouraging words to get her to start.
  3543. >Shivering, she lifts the mallets and begins to pick out the song.
  3544. >She's shaking so hard that the tremolo comes naturally.
  3545. >She rolls each note as long as she can to delay things.
  3546. >You drink deeply of her pain.
  3547. >She's too anal retentive about music; she can't play it wrong.
  3548. >All you have to do is wait...
  3549. >She works her way through "those-en-dear-ing" and is now at the critical notes.
  3550. >You eye the dangling cage above her and grin.
  3551. >Beads of sweat roll down her forehead fur.
  3552. >The mallets tremble as they hover over the right keys...
  3553. >And swing down...
  3554. >"young-charms"
  3555. >Nothing happens.
  3556. >Your grin becomes a frown.
  3557. >Did she wire the wrong note?
  3558. >She continues with the next line
  3559. >You bend over to sneak a look under the xylophone to check the wires...
  3560. >She swings into Come On Eileen.
  3561. >Pinkie shouts out "Party!" and rears up, belly bumping your ass and knocking you off balance.
  3562. >Every pony starts to dance happily.
  3563. >Fluttershy bumps the tempo.
  3564. >You fall and roll...
  3565. "toora-loora-torra-loo-"
  3566. >Under the xylophone...
  3567. "rye-aye"
  3568. >Cage triggers and crashes down around you and Fluttershy.
  3569. >It takes hours for the ponies to stop partying, more for them realize there's a problem, and even more for them to hunt for a blowtorch or jaws-of-life.
  3570. >Fluttershy has you trapped all up close and personal with her the whole damn time.
  3571. >Fucking Xanatos Fluttershy.
  3572.  
  3573. >wake up to silence. Not just quiet, but silence.
  3574. >Alarm clock broken.
  3575. >Open eyes.
  3576. >bedroom completely empty. Lying on floor.
  3577. wtf.jpg
  3578. >Look out window.
  3579. >all bedroom furniture is outside.
  3580. sigh.mp3
  3581. >One of /those/ days.
  3582. >Open bedroom door.
  3583. >Fluttershy.
  3584. “Oh h-h-hi, Anon. I th-think we’ve been foalnapped by aliens!”
  3585. >wat
  3586. “w-well, I d-don’t recognize where we are.”
  3587. “It’s my house, Fluttershy.”
  3588. >she starts to cry
  3589. >White rabbit looks around corner, he’s wearing a fishbowl on his head.
  3590. “Quick, Anon! We n-need to tie him up with something, like your clothes!”
  3591. attempted trousers.rar
  3592. >lolno
  3593. “o-or, I have a science smell! It c-c-could teleport us back home? We just sniff it”
  3594. >bottle says NOT CHLOROFORM on it.
  3595. seemslegit.docx
  3596. “A true gentleman couldn’t leave such a lovely mare as yourself behind, Fluttershy. I insist, you go first”
  3597. >beaming squee-smile. She sniffs bottle.
  3598. >collapses.
  3599. >fucking fluttershy
  3600.  
  3601. >be sleeping
  3602. >woken up by loud bang outside
  3603. >investigate
  3604. >its fluttershy who could've guessed?
  3605. >"oh anon, could you come over here for a second"
  3606. >anon checks for traps, rolls a 20
  3607. >anon discovers rope trap
  3608. >anon discovers pit-fall trap
  3609. >"OH MY GOD FLUTTERSHY IS THAT AN INJURED ANIMAL" you say pointing in front of the rope trap
  3610. >fluttershy gasps and rushes forward
  3611. >fluttershy falls is hung by her foot from the nearby tree
  3612. >you chuckle and turn around
  3613. >you fall into pit trap
  3614. >spend entire day fending off overtly sexual pick up lines because neither of you can escape
  3615. >fucking fluttershy
  3616.  
  3617. >constant fear of rape has driven you insane
  3618. >need to escape
  3619. >must make fluttershy not attracted to you anymore
  3620. >need to make her see you as completely and utterly repulsive
  3621. >an idea is born
  3622.  
  3623. >knock on fluttershy's door
  3624. >door opens a crack
  3625. >door is thrown open, she must have seen it was you
  3626. >"Oh anon, what ever could you want at this hour" she says seductively
  3627. >oh shit you were too busy being crazy to notice it was night time
  3628. >oh well who the fuck cares anyway
  3629. >"its because i really need your help fluttershy"
  3630. >she raises her eyebrows "what is it anon?"
  3631. >"could we go inside, its something private that i wouldnt want anyone to see"
  3632. >she blushes and smiles "of course we can anonymous"
  3633. >go inside
  3634. >"can we go to the bed room,? we'll be more comfortable doing it in there"
  3635. >she has the biggest smile on her face and is blushing like a strawberry
  3636. >"of course anon, anything you want"
  3637. >go to bedroom
  3638. >take off pants
  3639. >bend over at fluttershy
  3640. >she is blushing furiously
  3641. >"can you see it?" you ask
  3642. >"see what?"
  3643. >"go in closer"
  3644. >nervously she scoots in closer until her face is almost touching your bare ass
  3645. >"anon, i just want you to know that i have been waiting for thi-"
  3646. >with a rumbling, gurgling, squelching groan you let loose a torrent of diarrhea into fluttershy's face
  3647. >you waggle your backside around coating her bed and house interior with shit
  3648. >animals start to howl as the gut churning odour sears their nostrils
  3649. >with a watery shudder your crap fountain comes to an end
  3650. >everything is covered in shit
  3651. >all you can see is brown
  3652. >and the smell
  3653. >HOLY SHIT THE SMELL
  3654. >giant blue-green eyes appear in a pile of brown
  3655. >its fluttershy
  3656. >there is no way she could find you attractive now
  3657. >"oh my" she says
  3658. >success.gif
  3659. >"i just- i dont- i didnt-" she stammers
  3660. >your problems are fucking over now
  3661. >"i had no idea anybody loved shit as much as me" she says
  3662. >what.exe initialized
  3663. >rebooting
  3664. >10%...
  3665. >36%...
  3666. >99%...
  3667. >100%!
  3668. >rebooted
  3669. >...
  3670. >...fuck
  3671.  
  3672. >you're at a picnic with you friends
  3673. >you're playing catch with rainbow dash, and she tells you to go long
  3674. >check scanners
  3675. > fluttershy is looking at you, eating a sandwich
  3676. >"better not lose my guar....."
  3677. > you were so distracted you tripped into a mud puddle
  3678. >you hear wings coming toward you, but it's not RD
  3679. >"Oh no anon! We need to get you cleaned up!"
  3680. >she grabs your hand, and takes you somewhere
  3681. > you hear her whisper "you dirty boy" as she blushes a little
  3682. > "look anon, a public shower"
  3683. > "thats your house, fluttershy"
  3684. > she goes inside, and and few seconds later comes out with shampoo and soap,"but look anon, there's soap"
  3685. >relunctantly you go inside, but cautiously.
  3686. > You open the bathroom door, and you noticed that the towels have just been recently doused with what smells like chloroform.
  3687. >igotandidea.jpg
  3688. >"fluttershy, i think that im so dirty i might need someone to help me clean up"
  3689. >her were wings stiffen, and she's blushes like a mofo, breathing heavily.
  3690. >"why of course anon, i would gladly help you clean up"
  3691. >"now before i take off all my clothes here, can you get me a towel from the bathroom?"
  3692. >"why do you need one right now?"
  3693. > fuck she might be onto me
  3694. >"cause uhh... I want.. To really take off the dirt on my face. It's really bothering me."
  3695. > you take off your shirt, and she immediately gets a towel, no questions asked
  3696. > she grabs one, but there was so much chloroform that she passed out
  3697. > you make a run for it
  3698. > take a shower at your house
  3699. > you return to the picnic
  3700. >fucking fluttershy
  3701.  
  3702. >Be new to Equestria
  3703. >Be looking for a job
  3704. > decide to go to SAA they AJ and the gang look like they cud use sum hands on the farm
  3705. > on the way get weird feeling like someponies watching me
  3706. >act like im cracking my neck then quickly look over my left shoulder see a soft yellow blur out of the corner of my eye
  3707. > nope.avi
  3708. > keep walking feel doesn't go away
  3709. > finally get to Sweet Apple Acres and get hired on the spot
  3710. > My heart explodes twice you have no i dea how long i've been looking for a job
  3711. >after a long days work over and my first days pay jinglin in my pocket i start heading towards the Bar nearest to my house that the mayor let me occupy
  3712. > Turns out Berry-Punch, New and improved Cranky, and Bon Bon were there just chillin
  3713. > buy drinks for everyone feel like boss
  3714. > leave to use bathroom come back to see a tall glass of 130% Cider in front my seat
  3715. > a closer look reveals a fizzy pill at the bottom
  3716. > i look around and ask how ordered it but everyone was to hammered
  3717. > so i manned up grabbed my leather man and scooped the pill out and downed the rest of the drink
  3718. > I ain't t no punk bitch
  3719. > that one did it i was in over my head but loving it
  3720. > I waved by to everyone after wrestling Berry- Punch off me and started my twisting wobbly way hom
  3721. >first thing i noticed was that the front door was unlocked
  3722. > that killed my buzz
  3723. > walk in and then *FLASH* a bright light blinds me then i feel a small shape flitter past me smelling of brush and forestry
  3724. > I wiped my eyes and wondered what the fuck just happened
  3725. > "oh well buck it i said" then went to bed little did I know things were about to get a lot more interesting
  3726.  
  3727. > Tacked to your door this morning is a note. It reads, "I've captured Anon and am going to fuck him in the ass with a giant strap-on. Signed--Fluttershy."
  3728. > Strange approach for her. Also, you've seen a lot of her writing by now, and this doesn't look like hers.
  3729. > Before you can react, you hear something rapidly approach from behind and strike you in the head.
  3730. > Darkness.
  3731. > You slowly awake to more darkness. Something on head...oh, must be a blindfold.
  3732. > Rubbery thing in mouth. Eww. Hope it's just a ball gag. Try not to imagine where it has been.
  3733. > It's not in too tight, and you manage to push it onto your chin.
  3734. > Wood underneath and ropes lead you to believe you're bent over, tied to a stump.
  3735. > Knots way tighter than usual, no way you are going to wriggle out of them.
  3736. > Probably naked from the way the breeze feels on your skin.
  3737. > Rustling of leaves overhead, but lack of bird sounds. Everfree forest.
  3738. > Unlikely anyone could hear you shout, but you try anyway. No response.
  3739. > This is totally not good.
  3740. > After waiting a while you hear the sound of a pegasus pony's wings approaching.
  3741. > Scared, you beg, "Fluttershy, please, let me go."
  3742. Huh? Oh, um.....sorry, Anon, I'm too much of a scaredy pants to do that, I'm going to go play with some squirrels instead.
  3743. > Obviously Rainbow Dash trying to impersonate Fluttershy.
  3744. > "Dash! Oh thank god it's you. Hurry up and let me out of here!"
  3745. Sorry Anon, but I'm desperate. I haven't pulled off a Sonic Rainboom since last year.
  3746. > Wait, what? Dash wouldn't rape me, she's into chicks. And what does any of this have to do with Sonic Rainbooms.
  3747. Hey, why are you talking? Oh I see. There you go.
  3748. > The ball gag is put back into your mouth and it's cord is pulled extremely tightly.
  3749. > It hurts, and there is no way it's coming out now. Your drool begins to run down your chin.
  3750. > Dash isn't saying anything. Your heart races.
  3751. > You hear more pegasus pony wings approaching. Dash calls out.
  3752. Over here!
  3753. > The sound of several ponies landing.
  3754. > "Nice work, Dash." That was a colt's voice?!
  3755. So I can be in the Wonderbolts now?
  3756. > "Sure thing. Ya done good, kid."
  3757. > Oh no.
  3758. > You feel heavy hooves on your back, and something sliding up the inside of your thing.
  3759.  
  3760.  
  3761. >You put down your tea and grab some paper.
  3762. >You pick it back up and take a sip, noticing something off with the taste.
  3763. >You hold it in your mouth, and find Fluttershy hiding under the table.
  3764. >You point to your mouth, and make a kissing motion.
  3765. >She immediately goes for it, and you spit out the tea into her mouth.
  3766. >She immediately falls on the floor convulsing.
  3767. >You throw her into a nearby dumpster, and go make some more tea.
  3768.  
  3769. >Today will be different, you tell yourself
  3770. >Today you'll make sure she leaves you alone for good
  3771. >As she advances on you, you go on the offensive
  3772. >You close up the remaining space between you two
  3773. >With a suggestive tone
  3774. "Hey Fluttershy, how you doin'?"
  3775. >She's taken aback but before she can answer
  3776. "Say, let's head on over to that bush there and just go wild. Let's get crazy up in this bitch!"
  3777. >A cool breeze passes by
  3778. >Like a laggy YouTube video her face locks up into a huge grin
  3779. >Oh god what have I done?
  3780. >But it's too late for you now
  3781. >You've sealed your fate
  3782. >Into the bush with you
  3783. ...
  3784. >Fucking Fluttershy
  3785. Bad End
  3786.  
  3787. >Wake up
  3788. >Lay awake in bed for a few minutes pondering what today will bring
  3789. >Remember I was supposed to meet Twilight at her library in 30 minutes
  3790. >shiiiit
  3791. >Jump out of bed, throw on some clothes on take a quick piss before running downstairs
  3792. >Check time, got 25 minutes to spare so I can slow down a bit
  3793. >Open door ready to make my way there
  3794. >Suddenly something tiny hits me in the chest and falls to the floor
  3795. >Bend down and pick it up to see wtf it was
  3796. >A... tranquilizer?
  3797. >Suddenly hear rustling in the bushes
  3798. >OHIWONDERWHOTHATIS.jpg
  3799. >Fluttershy darts out of the bushes and flies away
  3800. >As she flies off I notice a blowpipe fall from her hands
  3801. >She fired the tranqulizer...
  3802. >...she put the dart in the pipe backwards.
  3803. >Fucking Fluttershy
  3804.  
  3805.  
  3806. >You have a sore throat coming on.
  3807. >Twilight has stopped by your house to invite you to a round-robin poetry reading.
  3808. "I'm sorry, but I can't attend - I'm feeling a little hoarse."
  3809. >From a nearby bush:
  3810. "Who? When? Can it be me? Pleeeease can it be me?!"
  3811. >Facepalm / facehoof.
  3812.  
  3813. >On /mlp/ writing flutterrape story
  3814. >Fluttershy bursts through my window
  3815. >Oh shit
  3816. >Minimize all tabs, put up tabs about gardening and pictures of vegetable garden porn
  3817. "What are you up to anon?"
  3818. >You fumble around for some words and spill your spaghetti dinner all over your lap and floor
  3819. "Oh dear, let me get that for you"
  3820. >Too much of a beta to tell her to get the hell out
  3821. >You run off to the shower room and lock yourself in
  3822. >Strip and jump into the shower
  3823. >Ball up and cry on the shower floor
  3824. >You shouldn't be writing these shitty stories
  3825. >You know better
  3826. >But you can't help yourself
  3827. >You can't stop thinking about
  3828. >Fucking Fluttershy
  3829.  
  3830. >You were so good at dodging her
  3831. >She could never get the jump on you anymore
  3832. >You could foresee all the traps
  3833. >All the tricks and charades
  3834. >She had nothing over you
  3835. >You were so in control
  3836. >So why is it that you are now lying here about to die?
  3837. >You had made her get desperate
  3838. >You had made her give up her clumsy and cute attempts
  3839. >You had left her with no choice
  3840. >So that's when she sprung out of no where and chased you into the everfree forest
  3841. >A non-stop race but you were quick, you were ready, you were actually having fun
  3842. >You should have slowed down when the branches and brush were too thick to continue at this pace, when you could no longer clearly see ahead
  3843. >You should have slowed down when you heard the timberwolves
  3844. >You should have ...so many things
  3845. >What will they say at your eulogy?
  3846. >Who will attend your funeral?
  3847. >The darkness is beginning to envelop you now
  3848. >Fluttershy didn't see where you ran off to
  3849. >She's the only one who could possibly save you
  3850. >You hear her screaming your name in a mad panic
  3851. >Flying around
  3852. >Too distant
  3853. >Not that it matters
  3854. >Your body broken from the sudden fall
  3855. >You have no energy, you've lost everything, and your voice is but a whimper
  3856. >So alone in the end, so alone
  3857. >You can't even muster your famous words
  3858. "Fu...ing Flu..."
  3859. >They would never find your body
  3860.  
  3861. > wake up in the morning
  3862. > don't feel like P.Diddy
  3863. > feel like another day, another attempt at rape
  3864. > morning goes normally, no peeking in windows, no door knocks
  3865. > suddenly, door knock
  3866. > surprise surprise, it's fluttershy
  3867. > wait, what's that she's go on?
  3868. > "hey anon, I visited twilight yesterday and did a little research"
  3869. > this should be good
  3870. > "I think I figured out why you won't love me"
  3871. Why's that?
  3872. > "I haven't been appealing to your sexuality"
  3873. You don't say
  3874. > "I learned humans can have things called....fotishes, and that these things attract humans a lot"
  3875. I think you mean fetishes
  3876. > "yea those"
  3877. So that's why you're in S&M gear?
  3878. > "yes.... I want you to dominate me"
  3879. yea.....no
  3880. >slam door in her face
  3881. > hear from behind door
  3882. > "ok...so that's not your fetish. Don't worry, I'll figure it out"
  3883. > Fucking fluttershy
  3884.  
  3885. >yellow horse says hello and has something
  3886. >what is it and she looks and says it is a beer in the bottle
  3887. >I drink beer but she gets more sad and says it was mine I didn't bring it for you and you drank it
  3888. >lol go home horse
  3889.  
  3890. >Fluttershy says that she's had enough and is going to take me by force.
  3891. >I giggle at her attempt to be dominating
  3892. >YOU LAUGH AT ME, I WRATH AT YOU!!!
  3893. >I black out
  3894. >Wake up 2 days later, with Fluttershy still grinding away on my crotch
  3895. >'Fluttershy, what are you....
  3896. >She turns round at stares at me
  3897. >Lie back and think of Trottingham.
  3898.  
  3899. > morning starts like any other
  3900. > knock at door
  3901. > this early in the morning, she must have something big planned
  3902. > open door, fluttershy
  3903. > "hey anon, I thought today we could just spend the day together"
  3904. something's up here
  3905. > despite better judgement, accept her offer
  3906. > walking about town
  3907. > fluttershy's acting funny
  3908. > not haha funny, more like raperape funny
  3909. > what is up with her?
  3910. > ".....how much longer...."
  3911. what's that fluttershy?
  3912. > "nothing anon"
  3913. chalk strangeness up to her trying to not rape me
  3914. > continue walking around, visit friends
  3915. > she keeps acting weird
  3916. > won't sit still, eyes are shifty
  3917. > make it back to my place
  3918. > still haven't been raped, still haven't dropped guard
  3919. > thank her, platonically as all possible
  3920. > she gives a muffled yelp
  3921. > " I can't take it any more"
  3922. > have door slamming arm ready
  3923. > "anon, can I please use your bathroom"
  3924. > oh god, don't tell me
  3925. > "I don't know how much longer I can hold it"
  3926. > she did
  3927. > not sure what to do, she could set a trap
  3928. > she gives another yelp
  3929. > see a few drops fall from between her legs
  3930. > let her go
  3931. > she moves with the stiffness of a tree
  3932. I swear if she pisses on my floor
  3933. > suddenly stops in the middle of the room
  3934. > "...can't hold it"
  3935. > quickly grab bucket
  3936. > estimate potential distance of stream
  3937. > right on target
  3938. > watch stream as it lands with a splash in bucket
  3939. > there's a horse pissing in a bucket in my house
  3940. > why the hell do I live here
  3941. > after she's regained her composure, she looks over
  3942. > "are you enjoying this, anon?"
  3943. can't say that I am
  3944. > after she's finished, get her out of my house
  3945. > dump pony piss in toilet
  3946.  
  3947. And that's how I learned how to estimate trajectory
  3948.  
  3949. > every morning the same shit
  3950. > open the door, it's fluttershy
  3951. > "hey anon, do you have a thing for feet?"
  3952. nope
  3953. > slam door
  3954. > more knocks
  3955. > open it again
  3956. > "how about hair"
  3957. yours is pretty, but no
  3958. > slam door again
  3959. > more knocks
  3960. > "how about......flank?"
  3961. no
  3962. > about to slam door
  3963. > idea dawns on me
  3964. how about you list all the body parts you want to try, and I'll answer
  3965. > "ok, sure"
  3966. > long list of nopes
  3967. > "ok...that's all of them"
  3968. > slams door
  3969. she's got to run out of fetishes eventually
  3970.  
  3971. > knock at door
  3972. dammit, how many of these fucking books is twilight giving her!?
  3973. > open it up
  3974. > fluttershy, wearing clothes, a dress
  3975. > this is different
  3976. > "hey anon, I thought we could spend the day again"
  3977. You don't have to pee do you?
  3978. > ".....no...."
  3979. or poo?
  3980. > "...no..."
  3981. alright then, I guess we can go
  3982. > We walk about town once again
  3983. > every once in a while, she puts herself in a compromising position
  3984. > notice panties
  3985. > ponies never wear panties
  3986. > can't call her out on it, lest she confront me for peeking
  3987. > leave it be
  3988. > day goes off without a hitch
  3989. > that was too easy
  3990. Shouldn't you be heading home?
  3991. > "why? it's still so early out"
  3992. > it's about 4 p.m.
  3993. I suppose
  3994. > invite her in
  3995. > talk about things, animals, recipes, subject turns to clothes
  3996. > "you seem to like wearing clothes"
  3997. I'd be naked without them
  3998. > "do you like my clothes?"
  3999. they're ok, I guess
  4000. > " Do you like this dress?"
  4001. it looks nice on you
  4002. > dress comes off
  4003. > she's also wearing a bra, along with panties
  4004. > do you like my socks?
  4005. they're a nice color of blue
  4006. > socks come off
  4007. > I don't like where this is going
  4008. > "do you like my bra?"
  4009. you don't even have breasts
  4010. > "what about my panties?"
  4011. fluttershy just go home
  4012. > she walks out the door
  4013. >slam door in her face
  4014. > hear from other side
  4015. > "right, so no clothes fetishes"
  4016.  
  4017. >Just finished your breakfast you go to collect what mail may await you
  4018. >A letter from the Equestrian Central Exchequer
  4019. >One addressed to... Carrot Top? Goddamnit Derpy...
  4020. >And an unusually large package
  4021. >No return address on it and you aren't expecting anything
  4022.  
  4023. >Decide to bring it in, anyway, who knows what it could be
  4024. >Open it up, inside is a veritable mountain of styrofoam
  4025. >Digging through you clasp something cylindrical
  4026. >Pull it out and- oh dear god
  4027. >There's no mistaking this thing, it's obviously some equestrian double-ended dildo
  4028. >Closer inspection reveals one end is moist
  4029.  
  4030. >In your haste to be rid of it you simply throw it through a window
  4031. >Muffled gasp followed by wingbeats
  4032. >Fluttershy's face appears at the now broken window
  4033. >"Anon? Did you want me slick it up more?"
  4034.  
  4035. >Fluttershy shows up at the door
  4036. >She has a bag of Taco Bell
  4037. >I look in the bag
  4038. >I see a taco supreme
  4039. >I see a beefy crunch burrito
  4040. >I see a Mexican pizza
  4041. >She brought mild sauce but no hot sauce
  4042. >how the hell did she forget the hot sauce?
  4043. >I can't eat this shit without hot sauce
  4044. >I ask her to go back to taco bell and bring me some hot sauce
  4045. >she explains that she doesn't want to drive across town again because her 1996 Corolla is already overdue for an oil change
  4046. >she also reminds me I have hot sauce in the fridge
  4047. >I explain the hot sauce in my fridge isn't taco bell hot sauce so putting it on taco bell would be against the terms of service
  4048. >She says she wouldn't want me to get in trouble for that and agrees to go get my hot sauce
  4049. >She eventually comes back with the hot sauce
  4050. >I start eating the Mexican pizza
  4051. >they were stingy as hell with the pizza sauce on top
  4052. >a lot of people don't even realize the red sauce on top is pizza sauce
  4053. >they're always fucking stingy with it
  4054. >I call the 800 number in the receipt
  4055. >I explain that I am in satisfied with my Mexican pizza
  4056. >they say the restaurant will replace it for free
  4057. >I send Fluttershy back to Taco Bell to gt my new Mexican pizza
  4058. >I eat the taco supreme while waiting for her to get back.
  4059. >she finally gets back with my new Mexican pizza (extra sauce!)
  4060. >I take it and thank her
  4061. >she asks if I have any fetishes
  4062. >I laugh and say nope, and eat my Mexican pizza
  4063. >She steps on my playstation controller
  4064. >she apologizes and I explain she owes me $50
  4065. >She gives me a seductive look and asks if there's any other way she can pay me
  4066. >no, I'd rather have the cash
  4067. >she leaves to go to the bank but she decides to also get an oil change while she's out
  4068.  
  4069. > the world is quiet
  4070. > knock at the door
  4071. one of these days, I'm gonna have to tell twilight to stop giving books to fluttershy
  4072. > wonder what fetish she'll touch on today
  4073. > open door
  4074. > nurse fluttershy
  4075. > roleplays
  4076. > "oh my, you look ill. let me take your temperature"
  4077. > huge thermometer, most likely anal
  4078. no fluttershy, I'm healthy
  4079. > "ok, so doesn't like the nurse"
  4080. > she leaves
  4081. > fifteen minutes later, knock on door again
  4082. > fluttershy, dressed up in something resembling colonial era clothing
  4083. > "arrgh, set full mast and prepare to plunder booty"
  4084. fluttershy, I'm not into pirates
  4085. > ".....ok"
  4086. > another fifteen minutes later
  4087. > knock on door
  4088. > fluttershy dressed in fairy outfit
  4089. > "come, we must perform the sacred ritual to restore order to the realm of maltaran"
  4090. not into fantasy either
  4091. > "oh ok, hold on, I've got one more"
  4092. > another knock on the door
  4093. > mysterious mare-do-well
  4094. > "We have to save the world.....with sex"
  4095. are you even trying any more?
  4096. > slam door on her face
  4097. one of these days, bang. zoom. straight to the moon
  4098.  
  4099. > knock at door
  4100. > it's a fox....thing
  4101. > "oh..hey anon"
  4102. fluttershy?
  4103. > "yeah"
  4104. what's with the get-up?
  4105. > I read about something called furries, and fursuits
  4106. I cannot even comprehend the irony in this
  4107. > "is it working?"
  4108. no, fluttershy, it's not
  4109. > shut door on her face
  4110.  
  4111. > finding fetish searching entertaining, if not a little irritating
  4112. > knock on door
  4113. speak of the devil
  4114. > fluttershy, in her usual naked ways
  4115. > "hey anon.....wanna go for a walk?"
  4116. I don't know fluttershy
  4117. > "please?"
  4118. I really don't know
  4119. > puppy dog eyes
  4120. > dammit
  4121. ok, let's go
  4122. > walking around, nothing funny, as the usual nowadays
  4123. > make a different turn than usual
  4124. > "umm....mind if we go by my house?"
  4125. sure I guess.
  4126. > god knows what awaits me there
  4127. > get to her cottage
  4128. > offers food
  4129. > suspiciously accept
  4130. > watch her cook, no funny business
  4131. > she notices me watch her cook, and gets a gleam in her eye
  4132. > what is she thinking?
  4133. > "d-do you like food?"
  4134. if I didn't I'd starve, now wouldn't I?
  4135. > "yeah...I guess so"
  4136. > sets food on table
  4137. > I sit, and being a proper gentleman, wait for hostess to take first bite
  4138. > she hounds that shit down
  4139. > food all over her face
  4140. > I watch in awe as she's covered from mane to muzzle in slop
  4141. > "am..am I sexy yet?"
  4142. no fluttershy, you're a pig
  4143. > "o-oh....ok"
  4144. > looking dejected, she canters her way to a room
  4145. > hear door creak, but not latch
  4146. > hear running water
  4147. > curious
  4148. > walk over
  4149. > sure enough, she's showering with the door open
  4150. > room is steamy
  4151. > glass shower door steamed up, but partly see-though
  4152. > as she's washing, pauses for a split second, and begins lathering her nethers
  4153. > "oh, anon, I didn't know you liked to peep, looks like I found your fetish"
  4154. > go home with her still thinking I'm watching
  4155.  
  4156. > been a long time since I've last seen a human
  4157. > maybe I should consider fluttershy
  4158. > knocking at the door
  4159. > let's see what fetish she's got today
  4160. > nothing out of norm
  4161. > "um....hey anon. Would you like to walk with me"
  4162. I don't know fluttershy, everytime I do, something weird happens
  4163. > "yea, but nothing will this time"
  4164. do you promise?
  4165. > "I promise"
  4166. ok then
  4167. > merrily strolling along
  4168. > glad to have fluttershy's word
  4169. > "hey...anon"
  4170. yea?
  4171. > "wha-what do you like?"
  4172. I knew something was going to happen
  4173. > "I know I promised, but I've been trying so hard and-"
  4174. shush
  4175. > "oh-ok"
  4176. > end walk back at my place
  4177. > we walk in together
  4178. so do you really want to know what I like?
  4179. > she perks up immediately
  4180. > "yes, so very much"
  4181. you have to stand near the door though
  4182. > "ok, whatever it takes"
  4183. I like.....humans
  4184. > before she can respond, slam the door on her
  4185. like a boss
  4186. (don't look at picture until cue)
  4187. > morning after telling off fluttershy for the upteenth time
  4188. > waiting for the fetish du jour
  4189. > knock at the door
  4190. hehe, wouldn't it be funny if fluttershy took my advice an-
  4191. > there's a woman at the door
  4192. > and she's......cute? (look at picture)
  4193. > she speaks with a soft, feminine voice
  4194. > "h-hey anon"
  4195. > I know that voice
  4196. fluttershy?
  4197. > "yes anon, after you finally told me your fetish, I changed myself to make you like me"
  4198. > feeling strange combination of touched and disturbed
  4199. > feels like indigestion
  4200. Wow, how'd you do it?
  4201. > "after I told twilight, she cast a spell"
  4202. > the effects are probably temporary
  4203. why'd you do it?
  4204. > "so you would finally want to be with me"
  4205. I-I don't know what to say
  4206. > "may I....come in?"
  4207. Yes, please do
  4208. > "so, anon, do you like me as a human"
  4209. > unsure of how to respond, physically I say yes, but mentally I scream no
  4210. I...I think I do
  4211. > dammit, why did I say that?
  4212. > she throws herself at you
  4213. > "oh anon, I'm so glad. Now we can finally be together"
  4214. > push her off
  4215. fluttershy, I wish I could, but you're still a pony, I know you are
  4216. > "oh, no, anon, this isn't an illusion, this is a transformation"
  4217. so....you really are a human?
  4218. > "yes"
  4219. and you'll stay a human
  4220. > "if that's what you want"
  4221. excuse me for a moment
  4222. > leave to other room
  4223. > what do I do? My body aches for the touch of a woman, but she's still fluttershy.
  4224. > body wins
  4225. > sit down next to fluttershy
  4226. > hand on her hand, feels real
  4227. I'm sorry about all those times I hurt you
  4228. > sincere as FUCK
  4229. > "oh, it's quite alright anon, I understand"
  4230. you've worked so hard for me, to try to make me happy. How about I give you what you want, just this once.
  4231. > her eyes light up faster than dead grass covered in gasoline (can you tell I'm from Texas?)
  4232. > "do...do you really mean it?"
  4233. yes
  4234. > she squeals with glee as she tackles me
  4235. > "are you ready, anon"
  4236. I suppose
  4237. > she begins to undo my pants
  4238. > hear a faint noise outside, pay it no mind
  4239. > she starts stroking me while sitting on top of me
  4240. > "does it feel good, anon?"
  4241. yes, fluttershy
  4242. > faint noise again, getting harder to ignore
  4243. > she bends down, giving me a lovely image of her cleavage as she starts to suck me off
  4244. > definitely heard a noise coming from outside
  4245. > start paying attention to it, sounds like moaning
  4246. > notice now human fluttershy has wings
  4247. > transformation spell is losing it's grip
  4248. > slowly, the yellowish clothing she was wearing sinks into her skin
  4249. > she's now a yellow human with wings
  4250. > twilight's outside, controlling spell
  4251. > and having fun time with herself
  4252. > moaning outside stops
  4253. > fluttershy is different now
  4254. > her proportions are all outta whack
  4255. > eyes on side of head
  4256. > mouth is on upside down
  4257. > what am I fucking?
  4258. get off!
  4259. > kick her off
  4260. > "what's wrong anon, don't you love me"
  4261. > she looks more like a scorpion than a human now
  4262. > she hops back on my junk with her deformed hand claw, trying to get it hard again
  4263. > violently throw her off
  4264. I'm not going to fuck a monster, please, leave
  4265. > she runs out, crying
  4266. > I fix my pants
  4267. > throw lamp out window, hear a satisfying clang
  4268. > twilight stumbles away
  4269.  
  4270. all the more power to you then
  4271. > be woken up by tapping at window
  4272. > guess who?
  4273. > the mailpony? nope, it's fluttershy
  4274. > except, something's off
  4275. > she's smaller
  4276. > let her in
  4277. > tiny fluttershy is tiny
  4278. > "hey anon"
  4279. > her voice is so adorably youthful
  4280. what did you do to yourself this time?
  4281. > I went to zecora
  4282. and?
  4283. > "she turned me into a filly!" she jumped up and down as she said it
  4284. Why did you do that?
  4285. > "because I figured that the reason you didn't like me was because you were.....well.....a filly fiddler"
  4286. You think I'm a pedofile?
  4287. > "you just gotta be!"
  4288. no, I don't
  4289. > "yes you do!"
  4290. > be the better man here, drop the arguement
  4291. > she prances around, waving her flank at you
  4292. > "I bet this drive you crazy, doesn't it"
  4293. I bet you're too young to even use that aren't you?
  4294. > "wha-but...I..."
  4295. > starts crying
  4296. > must have been right
  4297. > feelsbadman.jpg
  4298. > set her on my lap
  4299. > pet her, calm her down
  4300. > ignore grinding feeling on my leg
  4301. > she can have that one
  4302. > soon enough she's fast asleep
  4303. > build a pillow nest for her to sleep on
  4304. > go to bed
  4305. > wake up next morning
  4306. > note on couch
  4307. > "sorry about last night, I was acting a big immature"
  4308. you don't say
  4309.  
  4310. > woken up by nightmare
  4311. > what a god awful dream
  4312. > dreamt I was woken up by fluttershy
  4313. > she had a potion made to turn her into a dragon
  4314. > I don't know what fetish she was going for there
  4315. > She ate me
  4316. > I slid down her throat, the mucus lining making it impossible to keep my grip
  4317. > fell into stomach
  4318. > made impromptu raft out of piece of bread
  4319. > smells like puke in here
  4320. > slowly bread starts to dissolve
  4321. ohfuckohfuckohfuck
  4322. > say my prayers to Anubis to deliver me safely to the afterworld
  4323. > stomach acid burns like a bitch
  4324. > my skin dissolves slowly, revealing the muscle
  4325. > blood spewing from ruptured arteries and veins
  4326. > bone showing
  4327. > eye balls melt out of socket
  4328. > fall under acid
  4329. > dead
  4330. > wake up
  4331. > knock at door
  4332. > "hey anon, I was listening to you talk in your sleep"
  4333. > she wraps her mouth around my arm
  4334. > "am ah shekshy yeh?"
  4335. no fluttershy, you're not sexy
  4336. > push her off my arm
  4337. > close door
  4338. > take long shower to forget whole ordeal
  4339.  
  4340. > knock at door
  4341. > time for everybody's favorite part of the day!
  4342. > fluttershy's fetish of the day!
  4343. > open door
  4344. > shock!
  4345. > it's twilight
  4346. Oh, hey twilight, wasn't expecting to see you here
  4347. > "yea hey anon, mind if I come in for a second"
  4348. sure, come in
  4349. > "fluttershy's been asking me a lot about human sexuality"
  4350. really now?
  4351. > "yes, and I've been happy to give her information, it's great to see her learning"
  4352. > roll my eyes
  4353. knowledge is power
  4354. > "well anyway, she says that one thing in particular interests her, and you"
  4355. this can't be good
  4356. > "according to my book, human males are attracted at the idea of two females mating"
  4357. well....yea I suppose most of us are
  4358. > "she asked me to come over here, so we can confirm the validity of the statement"
  4359. > uh-oh
  4360. well, I assure you that it's true
  4361. > "I only like observable fact, now if you will just sit here"
  4362. > magically levitated to my couch
  4363. > fluttershy enters house
  4364. ok now twilight, no need to do something like this
  4365. > "nonsense, it's for research"
  4366. > fluttershy begin with steamy make-out session
  4367. > complete with out of mouth tongue play
  4368. > then fluttershy lies on the floor, belly up
  4369. > twilight mounts her
  4370. > grinds flank and haunches against fluttershy's
  4371. ok girls that's enough
  4372. > two are going at it like machines
  4373. girls
  4374. > ignore
  4375. giiiirlllsss
  4376. > ignore
  4377. GIRLS!!!!
  4378. > stop everything
  4379. you've made your point
  4380. > motion toward crotch
  4381. > stuffed sock in pants to simulate boner bulge
  4382. > twilight buys it
  4383. > "see fluttershy, men do like mare on mare"
  4384. > twilight leaves
  4385. > fluttershy stares at sock-bulge with, not hungry eyes, but starving eyes
  4386. > pull sock out from pants
  4387. > epic disappointment
  4388. > defeated, fluttershy walks out the door
  4389.  
  4390. > been a week since you let human fluttershy slightly into your pants
  4391. > feel sorry for her
  4392. > didn't mean to call her a monster
  4393. > didn't even apologize for it
  4394. > where is she anyway?
  4395. > half the day goes on, no fluttershy
  4396. where the hell is she?
  4397. > go looking around town for her
  4398. > don't see her anywhere
  4399. > turn back for home
  4400. > note on door:
  4401. > "dear anon, you've made it clear that I'm not the one for you. Please come by my place, I want to talk to you"
  4402. > wet spots on paper, most likely tear drops
  4403. > instant heart drop
  4404. > I never meant to hurt her feelings this much
  4405. > quickly head over to fluttershy's cottage
  4406. > knock on door
  4407. > door opens slightly
  4408. > near whisper voice:
  4409. > "oh, hello anon, please, come in"
  4410. > walk inside
  4411. > clean house, nice place
  4412. > I sit myself down on a chair, she the couch
  4413. > "anon, I want to apologize"
  4414. > "I tormented you for so long, every day I made up some new crazy tactic to get you to like me"
  4415. I always liked you fluttershy
  4416. > "wha-what?"
  4417. I always like you, I just didn't love you
  4418. > "oh"
  4419. > awkward silence in the room
  4420. > "well anyway, I just wanted to say I'm sorry"
  4421. > somehow, this feels legitimate
  4422. > not some crazy sad people fetish plot
  4423. I accept your apology
  4424. > walk over to couch
  4425. > sit next to her
  4426. > she's sniffling, tears in her eyes
  4427. > I go in for the hug
  4428. > she jumps, but graciously returns it
  4429. > tears rolling down my shoulder
  4430. > manly tears of manitude rolling down my cheek
  4431. > the embrace takes longer than it should have, but neither of us were complaining
  4432. I'm glad to see you dropped the schemes
  4433. > "all I ever wanted was you to love me"
  4434. I know, fluttershy, I know
  4435. > take a moment to gather ourselves
  4436. > we spend whole day talking, getting to know each-other
  4437. > can't get the feeling of that hug out of my mind
  4438. > could it be? do I actually have feelings for her?
  4439. > no, I can't....she's a pegasus
  4440. > and yet
  4441. > "anon"
  4442. yes fluttershy?
  4443. > "can I ask you a question?"
  4444. sure, fluttershy
  4445. > "what did you think of me, when I was doing all that stuff?"
  4446. > oh no, it's a minefield, gotta be careful
  4447. every morning, I would wake up, curious to know what fetish you were working on that day. Whenever you came by, I felt dread, my mind raced. How can I get out of this one? I would ask myself. I soon grew to accept it though, and, in a way, it was kinda like a game
  4448. > "oh"
  4449. > sounds upset, probably thinks I found her annoying
  4450. you know fluttershy
  4451. > "what anon?"
  4452. the only reason I didn't like those silly ideas you had, was because it wasn't really you. It was only you trying to impress me
  4453. > oh god, what am I doing?
  4454. > "is that so...?"
  4455. yes, had you actually taken the time to get to know me, and develop a connection, who knows.
  4456. > why am I saying this? Why give her the false hope?
  4457. > slow wing boner
  4458. > where am I planning to go with this?
  4459. > "well, anon....we could start now...I mean, if it isn't too late"
  4460. > look into her eyes
  4461. > saddest, most heart rendering thing I've ever seen
  4462. of course fluttershy, all I ever wanted was to get to know you
  4463. > look deeply into her eyes
  4464. > feel like I can almost see her soul
  4465. > she looks into mine
  4466. > our lips meet
  4467. > not sure if I like the feeling of kissing a horse
  4468. > doesn't matter, love is in the air
  4469. I'm sorry that I put you through so much
  4470. > "it's fine anon"
  4471. especially with the transformation thing. I felt so bad making you cry
  4472. > "I know you did anon, that's why I forgive you"
  4473. > start crying more manly tears of man man"
  4474. if you want, we can finish what we started
  4475. > "what.....what do you mean?"
  4476. well, when you were human, I felt a connection, and we went somewhere with it. I'm feeling the connection again, only it's with fluttershy, not humanshy.
  4477. > "do you really mean it?"
  4478. > mind and heart racing, I can't believe I'm doing this
  4479. yes, I do
  4480. > she plants a kiss on my cheek
  4481. > I help her with the button and zipper
  4482. > she quickly takes me in her mouth
  4483. > feels good....feels..right
  4484. > her head's bobbing up and down, her fluffy pink mane getting a little messed
  4485. > it's been so long since I've had someone
  4486. > she slows down
  4487. > "can...can we go further?"
  4488. of course
  4489. > she turns around and lifts her tail
  4490. > see her slit for the first time
  4491. > it's beautiful
  4492. > put it in
  4493. > a cute yelp from fluttershy
  4494. > she's shaking like a leaf
  4495. > begin thrusting
  4496. > slowly, the quick little yelps turn into seductive moans
  4497. > I'm feeling good
  4498. > start feeling her clench on me
  4499. > she's getting close
  4500. > each thrust, a little closer to the goal
  4501. > each thrust, she clamps more and more
  4502. > suddenly, she inhales sharply
  4503. > let's out a long, chesty moan as she seizes up
  4504. > I feel myself empty for the first time since moving to Equestria
  4505. > she stays clenched for a good minute and a half before she looses up.
  4506. > the whole time, she seemed in ecstasy
  4507. > damn, am I really that good?
  4508. > we clean up the sexy way
  4509. > she licks our cum off my junk
  4510. > bathe in the afterglow for a good fifteen minutes
  4511. > sheer silence
  4512. > after the glow loses it's luster, we go back to chatting
  4513. > "so, anon, which of the fetishes did you like the best?"
  4514. that's a tough call, the most appealing was when you and twilight started in my house. But i'm going to have to say that overall my favorite was when you had an accident in my house and peed in a bucket. That was quite entertaining
  4515. > big blush comes to her face
  4516. > "heh, yea....I held it all day, and I just couldn't hold it anymore. It was worse than the time pinkie forgot to use the bathroom on the way to the rodeo to find applejack"
  4517. > I giggle
  4518. > we spend the night at her place
  4519. > it was the start of a beautiful friendship
  4520.  
  4521. >another day in ponyville
  4522. >fluttershy ruins it by knocking on my door
  4523. >"hey Anon I read about another fetish"
  4524. >ohboyherewego.jpg
  4525. what is it this time Fluttershy
  4526. > Necrophiliac's
  4527. >She then takes out a gun and kills herself
  4528. >Fuck her dead body like there is never gonna be another day in ponyville
  4529.  
  4530. >Fillyshy comes in
  4531. >I got it, your filly fo-
  4532. Begins to violently kick her
  4533. >"Stop it! Wait!'
  4534. >Ignore begging, continue beating
  4535. >She is now half dead bleeding like a bitch
  4536. >Throw her in a full tub
  4537. >"But...i cant swim..."
  4538. > Throw on sunglasses "I dont give a fuck"
  4539. >She sinks
  4540. >Fetish bullshit stops
  4541. >I can live happy again
  4542.  
  4543. >door knock, Fluttershy's there.
  4544. >I sigh.
  4545. >"hey anon, look what I did."
  4546. >she turns around
  4547. >her left hind leg is a bandaged stump
  4548. What the fuck, Fluttershy?!?
  4549. >um, I read about this thing called an amputation fetish."
  4550. Is that permanent?!?
  4551. >she blushes
  4552. >"no, it's a spell by Twilight. Would you be into it if it were permanent?"
  4553. >her eagerness frightens me beyond belief
  4554. >how do I answer her?
  4555. Temporary is bad, permanent is far worse. Never do this to yourself again.
  4556. >she sniffles as I close door.
  4557. >I look down at Little Anon.
  4558. Why the fuck are you so perky? Go away.
  4559.  
  4560. > wake up in the morning
  4561. > head towards bathroom
  4562. > it's a window
  4563. > this isn't my house
  4564. > fluttershy in bed next to where I was
  4565. > quietly gather my things
  4566. > head home
  4567. > bathroom routine
  4568. > get clothes on
  4569. why did I do it?
  4570. > knock on door
  4571. > "hey anon...I was wondering if we could walk together today"
  4572. sorry fluttershy, not today. I've got to....go visit twilight
  4573. > "oh...ok...I guess I'll see you later"
  4574. > close door behind her
  4575. > feels weird not to be slamming it on her
  4576. > spend morning reflecting on last night
  4577. > was it a hypnosis spell?
  4578. no, because I was aware of what I was doing
  4579. > want-it need-it spell?
  4580. no, I didn't see hearts
  4581. > maybe there was an aphrodisiac from zecora
  4582. no, I saw her cooking the food, nothing funny in it
  4583. > at a total loss
  4584. > at any rate, I can't imagine doing it again
  4585. > head off to visit twilight as promised
  4586. > enter library
  4587. > always feels awesome to walk inside a giant tree
  4588. > call out for twilight
  4589. > "one moment!"
  4590. > browse through bookshelves, noting the selection's mostly based on magic
  4591. > can't do magic, feelsbadman.jpg
  4592. > "oh, hello anon, how are you?"
  4593. not bad, I need some reading material
  4594. > "anything in mind? I've got a great new book about mind control"
  4595. what's that?
  4596. > "oh yea, the spells in there work great, it makes it seem like your control is what they want"
  4597. .........you didn't
  4598. > "didn't what, anon?"
  4599. > she puts on worst poker-face in history of poker-faces
  4600. > feel overwhelming sense of defeat
  4601. I thought that love was genuine
  4602. > "are-are you ok, anon?"
  4603. no twilight, I can't say that I am
  4604. > walk back to my house
  4605. > close door
  4606. > deadbolt
  4607. > curl up on couch
  4608. it was all a lie, a trick. It never was true. I trusted her, and she throws it back at me.
  4609. > another knock at the door
  4610. > fluttershy again
  4611. > yell from couch
  4612. GO AWAY
  4613. > "oh...oh dear"
  4614. I know about your little trick fluttershy
  4615. > "I...I never..."
  4616. you never what? Thought that I'd find out, you never thought that I have emotions of my own!?
  4617. > she mumbles something
  4618. well!?
  4619. > "...so mind control isn't....your fetish?"
  4620. NO!
  4621. > she runs off
  4622. > I feel violated, more emotionally than physically
  4623. > cry myself to sleep
  4624. > wake up next morning
  4625. > on couch
  4626. > emotionally numb
  4627. > go about my business
  4628. > fluttershy at the door
  4629. > surprised she's got the guts to talk to me again
  4630. go away fluttershy
  4631. > "but...I have a surprise for you"
  4632. go away
  4633. > "oh....please just come out here"
  4634. > storm over to door
  4635. > open it with the force of a hurricane
  4636. > suddenly, powder in my face
  4637. > feel strange, like I'm stretching
  4638. > feel shorter
  4639. > fall over
  4640. > I've got hooves
  4641. > I'm a pony
  4642. > "there you go, anon"
  4643. fluttershy, what did you do this time
  4644. > zecora gave me this great stuff, it let's me change things into what I want them to be
  4645. well, want for me to be a human again
  4646. > "but anon, before I used the mind control because you didn't want to mate with a different species"
  4647. yes, this is a well established fact
  4648. > "now that we're the same species, we can be together"
  4649. > holy balls, logic
  4650. > manage to get up from floor
  4651. > wobbly balance
  4652. > consider the truth in her statement
  4653. > decide against it
  4654. but I'm mentally, still a human
  4655. > she looks aghast
  4656. > must not have thought of that
  4657. > shut door on her before she can mind control me again
  4658. god dammit fluttershy, now what do I do?
  4659. > wait for her to leave
  4660. > sneak out to everfree forest
  4661. > stumble around awkwardly with my newly acquired extra two legs
  4662. > eventually find zecora
  4663. > she changes me back
  4664. > go home
  4665. > another day done
  4666. > become depressed
  4667. > no chance of love
  4668. > only love you've felt in ages was actually a mind control spell
  4669. > pony constantly harasses you
  4670. > the life of a man in Equestria isn't all it's cracked up to be
  4671. what the hell do I do now?
  4672. > knock on the door
  4673. go away fluttershy, not again
  4674. > "it's not fluttershy, silly, it's me"
  4675. > high pitched, somewhat nasaly voice
  4676. > it's pinkie pie
  4677. > might as well see what she's got planned
  4678. > "I thought we might give you a party, for your anniversary in Equestria"
  4679. > really don't feel up to it
  4680. no, that's ok pinkie, really
  4681. > "oh come on, don't be a party-spoiler-pants"
  4682. > she always has the most interesting names
  4683. well, if you must, but keep it small ok
  4684. > she consents, though she's probably lieing
  4685. > party at applejack's barn, at 7
  4686. > day goes on fairly smoothly
  4687. > haven't seen hide nor tail of fluttershy
  4688. > time for the party arrives
  4689. > head on over, barn pitch black and dead silent
  4690. > double check time on invite
  4691. > suddenly, everybody
  4692. > 'happy anniversary!!"
  4693. > everyone I know, save for fluttershy, is here
  4694. > socializing, music, games, the works
  4695. > party's ok, but lack of human companions is still on my mind
  4696. > hide around a corner
  4697. > I'm not much of the partying type anyway
  4698. > notice fluttershy, getting down with herself
  4699. > in public
  4700. > she notices me, which only drives her to work herself harder and faster
  4701. > "mmm...I love doing naughty things in public"
  4702. somehow, I wasn't expecting this
  4703. > "I bet...mmhm.. it drives you wild..ahn..the idea of being caught like this"
  4704. not really fluttershy
  4705. > walk away
  4706. > enjoy rest of party, ignoring that corner for rest of night
  4707. > go home pondering whether public displays of sexuality are taboo in pony culture
  4708.  
  4709. > starting to get over trauma of fake love
  4710. > fluttershy's still trying, and her plans are getting more and more convoluted
  4711. > knock at the door
  4712. > no one there, just yellow balloon
  4713. well that's odd
  4714. > take balloon inside
  4715. > here chipper little giggle from bush
  4716. > walk around town
  4717. > can't be bothered to check weather
  4718. > judging by shade on ground, it's cloudy
  4719. > all the ponies are staring at the sky
  4720. > just what's so great about a few clo-
  4721. > fluttershy in the sky
  4722. > she's fat as fuck
  4723. fluttershy! what the heck are you doing?
  4724. > "inflation"
  4725. > when she speaks, she sinks toward the ground a little more
  4726. oh god fluttershy, just...deflate
  4727. > hear whooshing sound as gas escapes
  4728. > watch as she goes flying around like a loose balloon
  4729. > crashes into building
  4730. > rush over, make sure she's alright
  4731. > "owie"
  4732. > she's coddling one of her legs
  4733. are you ok
  4734. > "I think I broke my arm"
  4735. do you mind if I check for a second?
  4736. > "I guess not"
  4737. > press on arm
  4738. tell me when it hurts
  4739. > press on several places before she yelps
  4740. > fashion a makeshift sling out of shirt
  4741. you're going to be ok fluttershy
  4742. > she's staring intently at my now exposed chest
  4743. > "I know"
  4744. > using arm in sling, she grabs hold of me
  4745. .....you weren't hurt this whole time were you?
  4746. > "no...but judging by your concern, injuries must be your fetish"
  4747. no, no it's not, and if you would be so kind, please return my shirt
  4748. > snatch shirt from her
  4749. > put it on, return home
  4750. > leave fluttershy to deal with pony police for destruction of propery
  4751.  
  4752. > fetishes make the world go round
  4753. > or so fluttershy thinks
  4754. > knock at the door
  4755. > surprise, fluttershy
  4756. > "h-hey anon.... I was wondering if...maybe... you'd help me with my math homework?"
  4757. you go to school?
  4758. > "y-yes"
  4759. > just how old is she anyway?
  4760. well, I guess I could help
  4761. > it's a worksheet where you find the answer to a problem, and it's connected to a letter
  4762. > algebra stuff, parabolas, quadratics, a little trig
  4763. > she seems to not be focusing on it, while I do the work
  4764. So you see, you solve it by finding the inverse cos of 4/36
  4765. > "uh-hu"
  4766. > solved it
  4767. > put words it
  4768. > message says
  4769. > "is nerdy your fetish"
  4770. > look over to fluttershy
  4771. > she's in something like a catholic school uniform
  4772. > sitting like lyra
  4773. > showing up her skirt
  4774. fluttershy, you don't even go to school, do you?
  4775. > "no...I don't"
  4776. > tear up the "homework"
  4777. > get her out of my house
  4778.  
  4779. > next day
  4780. > fluttershy again
  4781. > thinking of moving houses so she can't find me
  4782. > she's got a small leather jacket
  4783. > a couple ear studs
  4784. > and an angry look in her eye
  4785. > in an obviously fake gruff voice
  4786. > "hey, anon, just coming over to say how uncool you are"
  4787. that's nice fluttershy
  4788. > "yea, me an my crew, we're gonna go take some hay hits"
  4789. > hay is apparently weed to ponies
  4790. ok fluttershy, whatever
  4791. > start shutting door
  4792. > "you feel like joining me"
  4793. not really, I don't smoke
  4794. > "what's the matter, too chicken?
  4795. no, I just don't know the medical repercussions of smoking hay
  4796. > "don't let the man get you down with all his lies, it's perfectly fine"
  4797. still not going to
  4798. > "psht, whatever man, your loss"
  4799. > shut the door, she's still there
  4800. > normal fluttershy voice
  4801. > "so you aren't into cool either?"
  4802. no fluttershy, I'm not
  4803.  
  4804.  
  4805.  
  4806.  
  4807. >wake up
  4808. >there is a satisfied goat in my bed
  4809. >why is there a goat in my bed
  4810. >sees Fluttershy looking discontentedly in the window to my bedroom with a whip
  4811. >rolls over, could be worse
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