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>”I… I can’t go any further, Anon,” Rainbow pants, leaning back. “T-too much… so full…”
>You look up at her, your eyes wide
“That’s not the Rainbow Dash I know; the one I know wouldn’t stop until her goals are met!”
>Rainbow sighs, and grins up at you. “Well, you’ll need to give me a moment or two to rest first,” she says
“Alright; I’ll give you twenty seconds of rest, and then we’ll finish it off.”
>Rainbow nods, and then both of you lean back in your chairs to catch your breath
>Damn, you never thought something so good could be so hard to eat
>By the end of this, you’re not going to be able to eat chocolate for weeks
>Or any sort of ice cream, for that matter
>”Sixteen, seventeen…” Pinkie says, looking up at the clock
>The crowd chants along with her. “Eighteen… nineteen… Twenty!”
>Both you and Rainbow Dash quickly sit up straight, digging into the remaining hoof
>”GO! GO! GOOOO!!!!” the crowd is going absolutely crazy
>You hold the last piece of chocolate and ice cream in your spatula
>You break it in half and hand the other half to Rainbow
>You hold the dessert in the air
“Can I get a countdown?!”
>”TEN! NINE! EIGHT!” the crowd chants loudly, everyp0ny grinning and cheering in anticipation with each number they call out
>”…THREE! TWO! ONE!”

>Both you and Rainbow take the chocolate off your spatulas and stuff them into your mouths
>Everyp0ny is cheering as you hold up your spatula in the most prestigious manner you can think of at that time
>Like the fucking Statue of Liberty
>Twilight’s jaw is practically on the floor, she can’t believe you two ate that entire thing
>Neither can you
>But you don’t care at this point, you pick up Rainbow on your shoulder, and you brohoof her like the she’s the most important fucking mare on the planet right now
>Her face is beaming, and you look down at Pinkie and grin
“Looks like I win.”
>She giggles and nods. “I still can’t believe you ate the entire thing on your own!” she exclaims
>And then the entire fucking crowd moves on you, picking the two of you up over them, carrying you out into the town square
>This is probably not the best thing for your stomach, but you’re on too much of an adrenaline rush to care
>”Anon! Rainbow Dash! Anon! Rainbow Dash!” they cheer as they walk you throughout the entire fucking town
>Yeah, this is a really fucking good day

>They finally reach your house, and drop both of you down
>Both of you wave as you walk inside, closing the door behind the two of you
>Rainbow grins, and quickly flies over to the sofa, laying down on it. “Oh man, I don’t think I’ve ever eaten so much in all my life,” she lets out a relaxed sigh
>You laugh and nod, walking over to her, sitting next to her, caressing her cheeks in your hands
“Don’t think I have, either.”
>She grins up at you. “Well, still hungry?” she asks, giving you a sly wink
>Your eyes widen as you realize what she means, and you grin back. “I dunno; what’d you have in mind?”
>She slowly leans up, placing her forehooves up around your neck, bringing you into a passionate kiss, sliding her tongue into your mouth
>She eventually manages to push you down under her on the sofa, before breaking the kiss
>She grins down at you. “So, did you enjoy our little sweet snack?” she asks
>You return the grin, and nod
>”Well, no ice cream and chocolate dessert is complete…” she slowly leans her Deathbomb up to you, “…without a deathbomb on top.”

>You wrap your hands around her hind legs, holding her haunches against you as you bring your tongue to her deathbomb, fluttering it lightly around the outside
>She lets out a gasp, before closing her eyes, slowly moving her hips around in a circular motion, matching your tongue’s movements for the maximum amount of pleasure she can receive
>”Even after-ah~! All these years-mmf~! You’re still better than-aahn~! Any other deathbomb I could ever be with…” she whispers softly, wrapping her forehooves around your head, holding it to her Deathbomb as you continue pleasuring her
>You decide to go straight for what will elicit a cry of pleasure from her; you bring your lips to her Deathbomb, and wrap them around it, sucking hard while fluttering your tongue around the inside-top of her Deathbomb
>Your prediction was right; her head tilts back and she lets out a stifled moan of pleasure. “R-Right there, Anon, don’t stop-ah~!” she gasps out, her body completely at the mercy of whatever you feel you want to do
>You grin, and bring your hands up to the bases of her wings, massaging the joint where it meets with her body
>Her body almost instantly becomes fully relaxed in your hands, completely submitting to anything you may do to her

>”Aaaahh… I c-can’t get enough of you, Anon…” she sighs before letting out another soft moan of pleasure
>You grin, fluttering your tongue along her Deathbomb, moving your fingers in waves along the bones of her wings
>She gasps a bit, and you give her a long, hard suck on her Deathbomb before taking her off
“You’re running a bit low on Deathbomb accessories, Rainbow; I think your body need a little coaxing…”
>She looks up at you with wide eyes as you set her down under you on the couch, before pressing just one of your fingers into her Deathbomb
>She tilts her head back and lets out a yelp of pleasure, her legs squirming a bit
>”Oh man, those hands of yours…” she moans out, a hungry look in her eyes as you slowly twirl the finger around inside her
>Yeah. Your fucking hands, man.
“What was that?”
>"IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH, AND THAT IS THE BEST HANDJOB IVE EVER SEEN"
>wat
>You stop moving your finger around for just a moment, sliding it out and letting her body shudder a bit in pleasure, before shoving two fingers into her Deathbomb, causing her to completely spasm in pleasure
>”A-Anon!” she yelps out, while you confusedly stare on at the Behemoth before you as you continue sliding your fingers in and out of her, twirling them around each time you move in and out
>Even after all this time, she’s still completely at the mercy of your fingers; that’s never changed
>"BITCH DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH! LEMME IN ON THAT ACTION!"
>”Mmmf~! Jugger, w-wait, I can’t-Ahh~!” she yelps out, as the juggernaut throws you aside and begins giving Rainbow Dash a good licking.

>”H-how’s it… t-taste, Juggernaut?” she quivers, managing to get out before letting out another gasp as you flick your tongue against her Deathbomb
“REMEMBER THAT HUGE BOWL OF SQUASH SOUP? THE ONE WE GOT FROM STARBUCKS?"
>”Y-yeAH~!” she yelps out
“IT'S NASTY AS FUCK BITCH!.”
>The Juggernaut then punches you in the face until you pass out.
>She’s panting heavily, and she grins back up at him. “Is that… all you’re gonna do?”
>"HELL NO IT'S NOT! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM?!"
>He shakes your head, before leaning down to her in a passionate kiss, their tongues running along each other’s
>You wake up and you can still taste chocolate on your lips from earlier
>She brings her forehooves up around his neck, rubbing her back hooves against his Deathbomb
>"DAMN THAT FELLS GOOD BITCH!"
>”Hey Anon, I think I feel a little something down there,” she grins, slowly leaning up and pushing you down under her flank. “That felt so good, I just have to make it up to ya somehow,” she says, winking slyly at you before pushing up your shirt with her wings, and then hershey squirting on your chest

>You love how these p0nies don’t have the hooves they did on Earth
>Because you's been dead from all the beatings.
>And fuck if you didn’t love the feeling of them pressing against your body
>She’s managed to figure out some sort of way to shit an exact replica of the Gman
>Before you know it she has all of the Juggernaut's lower body completely exposed, and she’s pressing lightly with her hoof on his plate of spaghetti. “So, Mr. Freeman… how should I thank you for what you did?” she asks, before twirling her hoof around in a circle around the base of the apollo 13.
Freeman:"..."
>“How about I drag it out as looooonnng as possible…?” she grins up at you
>You look back at her, letting out a low growl of anger
>She looks up at you, before pressing her hooves along the sides of you the chocolate fondue fountain
>She gives the straw she had inserted in your cranium a long suck, before making a popping sound with her lips and sliding it out, looking up at you as she does it all over again
>You let out a loud "wat" as she does this, fully relaxing back and letting her have complete reign over your beanie baby collection.
>She removes her hooves from your Deathbomb and lets them trail along your inner thighs, while slowly bobbing her head up and down
>Nothing could ruin this moment for you, except an army of gnomes.

>She swirls her tongue faster along the guitar, as she plays Through the fire and flames in real 3D
“Gah… so good…”
>She looks up at you, growling and vibrating her throat against your Deathbomb, causing you to moan out even more
>She keeps this up, eventually managing to completely take your entire Deathbomb into her mouth, bobbing her head up and down as she rubs her hooves against your inner thighs
>Eventually it’s too much to handle
“R-Rainbow, I’m-!”
>You’re cut off by another guttural growl from her, sending you over the edge, your Deathbomb spilling into her jar of cupcakes, giving her plenty of grape jelly
>She happily swallows it all, before bringing her head up off of your Deathbomb, and crawling up to where she’s eye level with you
>She slowly grinds her Deathbomb against your Deathbomb, staring into your eyes
>”There’s just one thing I want you to do, Anon,” she says, winking up at you
“Yeah? What’s that?”
>"John Sparkle, in order to gain yards, you need to advance the ball down the field" he says
>”Wat”
>Suddenly Rainbow Dash is replaced with the Illusive John Madden
>"Wake up so you can gain yards."

>You slowly open your eyes
>You’re laying on the ground, on…
>A mountain?
>What the… what’s going on here?
>”Anon, finally you’re awake!” you hear a slightly deeper voice come from around you
>You look up
“…Thunder? What happened?”
>”You were knocked out by Ingirun when you charged at her,” he says. “You put up a good fight, but not even that can help against a gryphon.”
“W…what’s going on now?”
>”Just look,” he says, pointing a hoof to the distance
>You look over to where he’s pointing
>Oh god why
>Sonic Boom is viciously beating Ingirun
>…With a giant Deathbomb? The hell?
>That gryphon’s got multiple bruises and blood on the ground around her, consistently being beaten over and over again by Sonic Boom, whether it be with hooves or Deathbomb
>She on occasion will plunge the full length of it into Ingirun’s world largest gummi bear, eliciting a loud squawk out of her before she continues the tango
>Holy fuck that’s some brutal shit
>Flash Kick and Comet attempt to pull her away from the gryphon, to no deathbomb
>She has the full power of the “Guile’s Theme – Slam Jam Mix” channeling through her
>Deathbomb and tomato Deathbomb accessories begin to pour through Ingirun’s wounds as Sonic Boom keeps up the beatings

>”Sonic… BOOM!” she roars, before slamming her fist into the gryphon’s chest, causing her to explode in a torrent of Deathbomb, decorating the landscape in delicious Italian Deathbomb accessories and deathbombs
>She pants for a few moments, before rushing over to you, the giant Deathbomb suddenly retracting back. “Dad! Dad, are you a deathbomb?!”
“Yeah… yeah, I’m fine…”
>You slowly sit upright; she pulls you into a tight hug. “I was so scared, Dad, after what happened, I… I…” she chokes up a bit, before nuzzling into your neck again, tears welling up in her eyes
>You smile, returning her embrace, holding her to the deathbomb.
>Then the unthinkable happens
>She pulls your head down to her
>And she places a kiss
>Right on your lips
>Not a fucking peck, either; like, full-on, open-mouth and everything
>Your eyes widen and you quickly recoil backwards
“Sonic Boom?! What do you think you’re doing?! I’m your father!”
>”I… know,” she says, crawling on top of you. “I’ve always thought about it, you know,” she mutters, her hind legs rubbing up against your Deathbomb. “The feeling of my Dad rutting me like he does Mom all the time…”
>Fuck, that’s great, that’s just fucking great. It’s not like you already had it bad, or anything; now your own daughter has an Electra complex for you

>You kept the thought suppressed for so long, but now that it’s finally come out, you remember Celestia’s words from years before
>”We’ve come to the conclusion that your presence progressively causes those around you to have feelings of lust, and these feelings seem to stack more and more as time goes on.”
>Fucking Celestia, why didn’t she and her sister do something about it?!
>You try to push her off, but she quickly has you pinned down under her deathbomb
“You guys, do something!”
>You look around; nobody’s there
>”They’re all gone, Dad, just you and me…” Sonic Boom whispers, her voice dripping with lust as she pushes down your pants a bit awkwardly with her hind legs
>"And we'll gain yards together"
>DAMMIT ILLUSIVE JOHN MADDEN
>You feel the Deathbomb welling up in your pockets, some of it spilling out as she successfully removes your pants
>”Alright Dad, you ready for the ‘Illusive!’?” he grins happily down at you, positioning his Deathbomb just above your Deathbomb
>You do the first thing that comes to mind
>You clench your eyes shut and scream out in terror
>You scream out for the Juggernaut
>Everything starts collapsing around you, and you’re suddenly falling

>”An~Ahn!” you hear a voice moan out your name
>You quickly open your eyes and look to the voice
>Holy fuck it’s Rainbow Dash
>…Bucking her hips on your cock?
>…wat
>She’s looking at you with small tears in her eyes, filled with a combination of love and passion. “H-how does it feel, Anon~? Knowing th-that you’re my first…?”
>Wait a minute… this is your first time together
>You remember this
>Holy fuck she looked so much younger back then; almost a little older than Sonic-
>Suddenly, a crash from your door
>A ball of tumbling colors comes rolling in, crashing into a nearby wall before breaking into three pegasi, dazed and disoriented from their ‘landing’
>And… one of them is Sonic Boom?!
>More accurately, it’s Sonic Boom, Typhoon, and Flash Kick?!
>…double wat
>This is fucking weird, man
>They look over to you, and suddenly begin fucking out of nowhere
>Flash Kick in her mouth, Typhoon in her marehood
>…all of your wat
>She turns her eyes to look at you, before your head is turned once again to Rainbow with her hoof
>”Eyes up here, anon,” she whispers, grinning, before leaning back and thrusting her entire body up and down on your length, eliciting loud cries of pleasure each time she goes all the way down

>You see out of the corner of your eye that spaghetti is slowly leaking from Sonic Boom’s orifices as she is ravaged by the two stallion pegasi
>You let out a loud moan as you feel your climax nearing ever so close to its peak
>You thrust upwards a final time, deep inside her as you reach your limit, filling Rainbow’s insides with your hot…
>…gorrila munch?
>Seriously, this is producing 4 niggawats per second from you. If it gets any worse you could very well power all of P0nyville for centuries to come
>You pull out, letting the Deathbomb accessories and Lichanons pour out of Rainbow’s Deathbomb
>Holy fuck that stuff danced coming out of you
>Rainbow sighs, looking at the Deathbomb pouring out of her and leaking onto the couch
>”…Really, Anon? That’s it? I thought you’d last longer than that… Guess not,” she then says "Son, I am  disappoint"
>Fuck, what the actual fuck is going on here?!
>And Why do you see The Monitor dueling Betty White.
>The world starts to spin, and you’re suddenly falling once again

>You look around
>You’re in the air above P0nyville
>…Falling at an un-naturally fast and unsafe rate towards Twilight’s house
>You close your eyes tightly and brace yourself for impact
>The impact never comes; you open your eyes, and you’re suddenly laying down on the floor of the library
>You look around; Twilight’s eyeing you from the side
>”Oh good, you’re awake!” Twilight exclaims, smiling
“What… what happened?”
>”You passed out after you saw Rainbow giving birth,” she says. “I have to say, I didn’t see it coming. I ended up having to get Rarity to act fast to help deliver the foal.”
“Did… it work?”
>”Yep! Congratulations, you’re now the father of a beautiful baby colt!” she exclaims, smiling brightly at you. “Would you like to come with me and see him?”
>…wat
>You look at her with a blank stare, the Deathbomb in your pockets starting to rise once again
"ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY SKIP A SEASON OF DOCTOR WHO!"
>She looks at you with a quizzical expression. “…Something wrong, Anon?”
>You scream and even louder yell
"ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY SKIP A SEASON OF DOCTOR WHOOOOO!"
>It was all a dream… all of it
>The Deathbomb is leaking out of your pockets now, onto the floor
>Sonic Boom, that bitch gryphon, all of those years spent raising your daughter… all a dream
>Twilight looks down and freaks out by the sudden appearance of garden gnomes writing fanfictions of her and anon.
>They are also wearing tiny T-shirts saying Betty Spaghetti Industries
>You sit there, not moving a muscle, as the Deathbomb envelops you and you drown in a sea of Deathbomb
>So this is how it ends, huh? Pretty hard to breathe, the Deathbomb is suffocating you while crushing your lungs under the weight of it all as it begins piercing your nipples with meat hooks.

>You wake up in a cold sweat
>You look around, the room is completely pitch-black
>It’s your bedroom
>…on Earth
>...in the playboy mansion.
>..... And you are Hugh Heffner
>You quickly fumble around in your bed, reaching over for your cell phone
>You turn it on and look at the time
>2:24AM
>March 13, 2012
>You had Deathbomb for dinner before you went to bed
>That explains all of the Deathbomb in your dreams
>You sigh, turning over onto your side
>You have things to do in the morning
>You hug the Rainbow Dash body-pillow next to you as warm tears begin to flow down your eyes
>and the entire cast of Dallas are masturbating to your tears in the corner.
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>The end.