[FLUTTERRAPE] Anon and Discord's Magnificent Adventures

>Day Estrus in Equestria
>Be Anon
>Stood on your roof
>House is surrounded by a horde of lusty mares
>The air smells horrible
>Like mouldy hay
Alright, Discord. Any ideas?
>"Survive, obviously"
Obviously
>"Obviously"
How.
>"I don't know! Start throwing spells everywhere, assert your dominance or whatever it is humans do"
>You take the hint and start throwing random spells into the crowd
>The ponies ignore the various colourful balls of energy hitting them and sending them flying, and start to form a ladder of ponies to get onto the roof
Oh my god
>"Oh me"
Very funny
>"Thankyou"
>You start throwing spell after spell at the rising Pone Pillar, ignoring the faces of your friends as they reach towards you in an almost zombie-like trance
Discord! It's not working! I can't hold them back much longer!
>Discord yawns and lazily starts giving advice
>"Watch out for the pegasi, darling."
JESUS!
>You narrowly avoid an incoming pegasi, turning him into a sheep as he passes you
>"AAaaaht laaaasht! My fetish! Baaaaa!"
What.
>More and more ponies pile on top each other, until eventually one of them grabs onto the thatched roof of your house
>It groans and looks at you, the hearts in it's eyes swelling and turning a deeper shade of red
>"Now that's interesting. I didn't know that would happen to them"
NOW ISN'T THE TIME, DISCORD
>You turn the mare into a rubber duck
>"Hey, I'm just saying, in light of these unfortunate circumstances-"
>You scream as a Pegasi slams into you, but before she can do anything you remove it's limbs and watch it roll off your house and into the swarm below
>"-It's interesting to see what happens to ponies when they get overtaken by lust"
DISCORD FOR FUCKS SAKE SAY SOMETHING USEFUL!
>"The square root of 100 is 10."
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

1/?

>You emit a shockwave outwards, sending several ponies crawling onto the roof back down to the ground
>"Here's a tip: They can't rape what they can't see"
FINALLY!
>You concentrate for a while, straining yourself
>"Easy, Anon. This one is challenging, but you can do it."
>After a while you see your hands and feet dissapear from sight
>The mare running towards you along the roof stops, a confused expression on her face
>She looks straight through you, murmurs start to arise
>"Huh?"
>"Where'd he go?"
>"Anon! I love you! Come back!"
>"Anon? I thought we were chasing Big Mac"
>You silently breathe a sigh of relief
>"Well done, Anon. Now turn them all to ash"
Oh shut up Discord- Whoops.
>"I HeARD HIM! HE'S STILL THERE!"
>The Mare infront of you sniffs the air frantically
>"I CAN SMELL HIM! FOLLOW YOUR NOSES, GIRLS!"
FUCK.
>"YES, WE WILL!"
DISCORD. WHAT DO?
>"TELEPORT, YOU IDIOT! TELEPORT!"
>You quickly think of a location and blink out of existence, away from your roof and the swarm of lust-driven ponies
>You arrive in a dark room
Whew. That was a close one. Good call, Discord
>"I honestly have no idea why you didn't think of it sooner"
Neither do I
>"Where are we, anyway? Where did you send us?"
>You don't reply
>"Anon?"
Uh oh.
>"Anon. What did you do?"

2/?

>You hear him rapidly shuffling through papers
>"It's gotta be around here somewhere... Ah! Here we are, last nights memories. The ones you experienced while I wasn't here."
>He chuckles
>"Didn't really have time to read them given todays events, Mares, eh, Anon?"
>He laughs again
>"Right? Anon?... Anon?"
I'm a fucking moron.
>Discord reads for a while
>"You truly are the stupidest of all living creatures."
I'm sorry! The memory was still fresh and it's all I could think of when I was teleporting!
>"BUT YOU COULD HAVE THOUGHT OF SOMEWHERE ELSE! EVEN APPLEJACK'S BEDROOM WOULD HAVE BEEN A BETTER CHOICE THAN-"
>"Hello? Is Anyp0ny there?"
>Twilight Sparkle opens the closet you had teleported into and you fall out into the Library
>You look at her in panic
>She stares at you confused for a while
>Slowly
>Surely
>Her shocked expression turns into a malevolent smirk
>Her eyes roll into the back of her head and come back up from the bottom
>Replaced with big red hearts
>Discord starts praying
>"Gods? It's me, Discord, I know we don't talk much anymore, but I was just wondering it- ANON TURN HER INTO JELLY!"
>You turn that bitch into Jelly
>Jellylight Sparkle blinks, her eyes making a funny squishing noise
>She looks at her hooves in shock
>"Anon. Why am I jelly?"
Uhh. Because I'm so cool?
>Discord gives you a complimentary rimshot
>"Nice one"
Thanks.
>Jellylight stares at you, then smiles
>"Well then. I guess we don't need to worry about lubricant!"
AWW HELL NAW

3/?

>She fires a beam of jelly out of her horn and sends you flying across the room
>You find yourself stuck fast against the wall by the sticky purple mess
>Jellylight walks closer to you, her hooves making weird squelching noises and her entire body jiggling with each hooffall
>Discord sighs in defeat
>"Well. Here we are, Anon. You're about to get raped and I'm going to have to watch as my new most hated pony gets off."
I thought you hated Celestia more?
>"At least Celestia put out"
What?
>"Nothing."
>Jellylight stops infront of you, using her Jellymagic to part the jelly near your jelly covered crotch
>Discord groans
>"Why did it have to be JELLY?"
I dunno.
>Jellylight starts to undo your pants, with you still stuck fast to the wall
>"Ok ok, Anon. We're not out of this yet. Brainstorm time."
I'm listening?
>"What if, you turned the Jelly, into FIRE."
I'm not setting fire to TWilight, Discord
>"Fine... How about, you turn Twilight into a sock."
A sock.
>"A sock."
I don't think I can.
>"Are your hands covered?"
>You turn your head to look at them
Oh hey! They aren't!
>"THEN GET US THE HELL OUT OF HERE"
>Before Twilight can start sucking you off, you snap freeze the jelly and shatter it, sending razor sharp pieces of frozen jelly everywhere
>Twilight also shatters, her face a look of confusion
>You pull your pants up and pick up all the pieces of Twilight that you can
>You place her into a bucket and melt her, filling the bucket with purple goo
>You write "TWILIGHT" on the bucket and leave it there in the Library as you head out the door with Discord crying with laughter

4/?

>"Y-YOU BLEW HER UP! AHAHAHA!"
Yeah, I did. I hope she'll be ok.
>This only makes Discord laugh harder
>"Oh Anon. I didn't think you had it in you to blow up Celestia's prized student"
Oh man, she's gonna be pissed, isn't she?
>"More than you can imagine"
Great. Do I have to leave Ponyville now?
>"She can't make you leave, Anon. I won't allow her too"
Wow, really?
>"Sure. I like it here. So many horrible little ponies to play with"
I don't know whether or not I should be scared of that
>"You should be scared. Very scared"
Eek.
>Discord laughs again
So what now?
>"We find a place to stay until Estrus season blows over, or we go back to your house and snap-freeze every single pony there."
I vote for option one
>"Boring."
>Since every mare seemed to be around your house at the far end of town, it was safe to assume that Ponyville was abandoned for a while
>Twilight was at home though. That struck you as odd
>You pass it off as her being a massive shut-in and head towards Sugarcube Corner
>"Why Sugarcube Corner? Won't Pinkie Pie be there?"
I think I saw her in the crowd at my house, we should be ok to get some food and hide out there
>You arrive at the shop and look around to see if anyone followed you before entering
>The shop is dark, and quiet
>"Hmm... Be wary, Anon. They could be upon us at any moment"
It'll be fine, Discord. We're only here for a bit. I just need something to eat...
>You creep through the shop and behind the counter towards the kitchen
>A floorboard creaks
>Discord gasps and you freeze
Are we clear? I can't see too well.
>"Looks fine from up here. They should keep food in that fridge over the far side of the room"
>You nod and tip-toe closer to it
>You pass a counter where the food is prepared and glance down momentarily
>You suppress a scream and bring your foot back
>Discord hisses through his teeth
>"This just got bad"
>You nod in agreement as you stare at the Pink mare snoozing on the floor infront of the fridge

5/?

>You whisper as silently as you can
Discord? What now?
>"Ok ok, be very careful. Step over her and open the fridge"
What if she wakes up?
>"Kill her"
I'm not killing Pinkie Pie, you maniac!
>"Boring."
>You try not to growl
>"Well what do you recommend?"
I don't know... Turning her into stone?
>Discord is silent
>Then he speaks up in a surprised voice
>"Anon that's brilliant"
Really?
>"Yes! Do it now!"
>You point a hand at Pinkie Pie
Sorry, Pinkie...
>Your hand flashes gold as Pinkie Pie's skin slowly turns grey and turns more solid
>You tenderly reach out and poke her
>Hard as a rock
>You let out a sigh of relief
Another close one
>"Agreed"
>You step over Pinkie Pie and open the fridge
>It's crammed full of treats and delights
>"OOoh, chocolate milk. My favourite."
>You grab a jug of it out and pour yourself a glass before chugging it down
Ahhh... That's better
>"I missed this stuff."
>You reach back into the fridge and grab a couple of cupcakes, holding them with your arm you shut the fridge and munch on one, peeking out of the kitchen window curtain, which, like all the curtains in Sugarcube Corner, were shut
>"Ok, Anon. It's time to move. Lets get out of here"
>You turn around step over the still frozen Pinkie Pie and head for the door
>Looking back over your shoulder you frown back at Pinkie Pie
>Or you would
>If she was still there
>Your blood runs ice cold
Oh shit.

6/?

>"Anon. RUN. RUN NOW!"
>You roll over the main counter and run towards the door
>Using your magic you tear the door of it's hinges and fling it over your shoulder
>Your hear it collide with something solid, and then a cold laugh follows you
>It sounds like Pinkie Pie's laugh, only it's distorted and chills you to the core instead of making you feel happy
>You sprint away from the shop, then turn back to look at the dark entrance
>Pinkie Pie stands there on all fours, grinning at you
>It's not the happy grin you've come to expect from her
>It's absolutely horrifying, almost like she's saying "I'm going to kill you and rape the corpse"
>You turn back around and run like hell
DISCORD! WHAT THE HELL?
>"I THOUGHT IT WOULD WORK JUST AS MUCH AS YOU DID. IS SHE FOLLOWING US?"
>You look over your shoulder as you run
>Pinkie Pie has moved from the entrance to the middle of the street, still facing you in the exact same position with that nightmarish smile
>"Heh. NightMARE"
SHUT THE FUCK UP, DISCORD
>You run towards the one place you can think of that's safe
>"It won't be safe, Anon."
I have to try!
>"Big Mac won't be there to protect you if things go south."
I think I can look after myself, Discord.
>"Really? Then deal with Pinkie Pie."
>You grind to a halt and turn around
>Pinkie Pie is on the path behind you, facing you. Unmoving. That cursed smile still adorning her face
>You blink
>She gets a bit closer
Holy fuck
>"Now that's just unfair. Anon? Blast her"
>You raise your hand and let loose a bolt of concentrated water
>It collides with Stonie Pie's face
>Nothing, not even a crack
>You blink again
>She gets closer

7/?

Oh god why do I feel like I've seen this before!
>"Because you have! Memories, Anon! Use them!"
Ok ok. How do you deal with something that moves when you blink?
>"..."
...
>"Blow her up?"
Hell that's good enough for me
>You snap freeze Pinkie Pie and shatter her into a thousand pieces
>Discord laughs again
>"Oh that never gets old!"
It will
>"You're right. It will. Next time, make all the pieces turn into paint!"
No.
>You magic a bucket into existence and start placing Pinkie's pieces in it
>You pick up a faction of her smiling face and shudder
>Once it's all in the bucket you write "PINKIE PIE" on the side, and set it next to a tree on the side of the road
>Then you dust yourself off and carry on towards Applejack's farm
>There's silence between you and Discord
>"Anon?"
Yeah, Discord?
>"Do you think Applebloom will be affected by this?"
I dunno. She's 8, isn't she?
>"I hope she doesn't try anything"
>You smile
Do you like Applebloom, Discord?
>You like teasing him
>"Knock it off, Anon. I want to make sure that my future right hand minion of chaos is mentally and physically fit for duty when I bring Canterlot to it's knees"
Can't you do that anyway? You ARE a god.
>"Yes, Anon. I can do that. But you can't. Yet."
...What do you mean by that?
>"Nothing. Be quiet"
>You think nothing of it and move on
>Sweet Apple Acres comes into view
>You're about to step over the border when something yellow and fluffy slams into your side
>"Oh no, not again."

8/?

>Fluttershy stands over you, grinning maniacally and licking her lips
>"I-I have you now, Anon!"
>She giggles like a schoolgirl and tries to get your pants off
>You lie there and nurse your head while she fumbles with the buttons
>Discord speaks up
>"Anon?"
Yeah?
>"Think you should do something about this?"
I'm just thinking. We've got Jelly and Stone. How can we top that?
>"Hmm. That's a damn good question"
>You and Discord get to work trying to think of a suitable solution to Fluttershy
>Meanwhile, the mare has managed to get your pants half way down your legs and is trying to pull down your boxers as well
Turn her to ice?
>"Ehh. We need something more funny. Didn't we turn her into a monkey once?"
Oh yeah! Yesterday. But that was only funny once
>"True... True..."
>Fluttershy gets your boxers off and starts licking your flaccid dick, moaning while she does it
>The sudden warm air and tongue makes it stand to attention and Fluttershy squeals happily, then begins taking your entire length
>"Ok. Ok. Hows about this. We turn her into 6 different Fluttershys, 2 pegasi, 2 unicorns, 2 earth ponies, we give them each special talents, we FILM it, and release it to the public under the name "My Little Rapist"
Hmm... Wait. No. I have it
>"Go on?"
How about: We make her attracted her HERSELF
>"Genius"
>Before Fluttershy finish sucking you off you raise your hand at her and clear your throat
Hey Fluttershy
>She looks up, precum on her lips
>"Yes?"
Suck on this.
>You flash her with magic and she stumbles backwards
>Discord groans
>"That was terrible"
I know...

9/?

>Fluttershy shakes her head
>You take this time to pull your pants back up and dust yourself work
>After a while Fluttershy stares at you
>Then at her hooves
>Upon seeing her own hooves she blushes
>"O-oh my. H-hello!"
>"H-Hello..."
>"Umm... D-do you have a special somep0ny?"
>"N-no... Do you?"
>"No. Oh my goodness! Do you... umm. Want to me mine?"
>"Okay!"
>You watch in amazement as Fluttershy does the impossible
>She pounces on HERSELF and continue to literally go fuck herself.
>Discord starts clapping
>"Bravo, Anon! Bravo! You've managed to hurt even my chaotic mind! I don't fully understand how this is happening, but it is! Well done!"
>You beam proudly as Fluttershy fucks herself into orgasm then starts again, still managing to hurt your eyes and brain the longer you stare at it
How is she even...
>"Just don't, Anon. I'll need a moment to study these memories to make sense of it all."
>You shrug and leave the Fluttershy x Fluttershy OTP to fuck themselves into submission on the side of the road as you head towards Applejack's house
>The orchard is silent
>An ominous breezes rolls through, rustling the leaves and causing you to shudder
>Discord speaks up
>"Ok, I think I've finally figured it out. In order for Fluttershy to literally go and ahh, "do" herself, she created somekind of quantum field where physics don't apply."
So, like magic?
>"No, even magic has to abide by physics. Fluttershy actually broke the laws of the universe in order to fornicate herself. It's quite remarkable really."
Wait, magic abide by physics? Are you having me on?
>"Not at all. If you levitate a rock, it abides by physics because it's being held up by a magical field. Magic is just energy, Anon. Highly changable energy that taps into the thoughts and emotions of the user. It can do anything based off the brainwaves of the person or pony using the magic. Places a lot of strain on the mind if you use too much, hence why you get headaches when you overexert yourself"
...Huh. You'd have to go into more detail there.
>"Later. We're here"
>You stop walking
>The farmhouse stands infront of you. It's windows covered with curtains, like Sugarcube Corner
>"You still sure you want to do this?"
We'll be fine, Discord. It's just Applejack. Hell we'll probably end up screwing each other.
>"RIGHT. WE'RE GOING BACK HOME. I'LL TAKE MY CHANCES WITH THE SWARM"

10/?

>Laugh
Relax, Discord. We're just going to hide out here. I trust Applehjack. And this place is far away from Ponyville. They won't think to look here
>"Yes they will."
Quiet, you.
>You knock on the door
>Granny Smith's voice comes from within
>"Wuzzat? Who is it?"
Uhh, It's Anon, Ms Smith!
>"Anon?! What're ya' doin' in Ponyville? It's not safe!"
Yeah, I know. Can I come in?
>"One secon'. Lemmie just unlock the door!"
>You hear 25 different locks get undone
>The door opens and Granny Smith peers out at you
>"Well colour me shocked! It IS you!"
>Discord decides to pitch in
>"You really should colour her. Colour her... Oh lets saaay... Black."
>Ignore him and step into the house
>Granny Smith smiles at you, her coat still green.
>"What can I get for ya', sonny?"
Nothing, thankyou. Is Applejack around?
>Granny Smith's face darkens
>"Now you listen here, boy. That girl is nothin' but trouble this time a' the year! You stay away from her. For both ye' sakes."
>She grumbles and shuffles into the kitchen
What was that all about?
>"Well she probably thinks that if you and Applejack get together today, you'll either bring down the house with your lovemaking, or conceive a child, or both. I don't think she wants Applejack getting pregnant. This is ESTRUS after all, Anon."
Well yeah, but we can't have babies! We're not even the same species!
>"Neither were my parents."
>Ah.
>"Do you really want to take the risk? I sure don't. Mainly because I don't want to see what kind of horrific spawn of Tirec comes out of Applejack when she gives birth, and also because I would rather die than see you two go at it again."
>Sit down on the sofa

11/?

So what do we do?
>"Stick to the plan. Stay down here and lay low."
>You hear some frantic steps come down the stairs
>A little yellow face peeks out from the banisters
>Her face lights up
>Discord squeals
>You smile
>"Ahnon!"
>Applebloom runs up to you and throws herself into your arms
>You cuddle her while Discord has a heart-attack
>"OOoooh she's so delightfully evil! Look at the way she masks her hatred for all that is good!"
>You tickle her belly and she giggles, then gets the hiccups
>Her face is shocked as she hiccups again
>"D'aww. She's trying to breathe fire!"
You have a messed up perception of how kids work.
>"Shut up. She's evil."
>"Ahnon? Who are ya talkin' to?"
The demon locked in my head.
>She stares at you
>Then starts giggling again
>"Oh Ahnon! You're so silly!"
>She hops off your lap and waddles into the kitchen to help Granny Smith with something
>Discord cries out
>"Wait! Don't go! We can teach you how to raise the dead!... Aww. She's gone..."
If you ever do get out of my head, I'm never letting you within a mile of that kid
>"You won't be able to stop me."

12/?

>You sit on that sofa for hours
>Applebloom draws you pictures, and Discord tries to interpret them as something else
>She draws you a picture of a stick man and a stick pony with a hat on, with a large pink heart over you both
>You smile at it
It's wonderful, Applebloom.
>Discord coos
>"Look! There's you and Applejack! And the giant flaming fireball coming from the sky about to incinerate you!"
That's a heart, Discord.
>"When I'm in charge again, all fireballs will look like that"
Why?
>"Give ponies a false sense of security before it hits them"
>He puts on a remarkably good impression of Twilight
>"Oh my! Look at that giant heart speeding towards me! I hope it loves me as much as I love my books! I'm such a dork! Books books books- BOOOOM."
>You try your hardest not to laugh
>Applebloom grins up at you
>Granny Smith is asleep and Applebloom finds you talking to Discord hilarious
>"Oh oh! Now what's he sayin'?"
I don't know! Discord? What are you saying?
>"I will take her under my wing and raise her to become the herald of the apocalypse. All shall tremble before her."
He says he likes your drawings
>Applebloom blushes
>Discord tuts
>"Why do you lie to children, Anon. What kind of sick monster are you?"
Shut up, Discord.
>Applebloom giggles
>You both D'awww
>Look at the clock
>8 o clock
>Applebloom yawns

13/?

>Discord gasps
>"She's suffering the effects of fatigue! Anon. It is your duty to raise this child as an agent of chaos. Get that child to bed and do NOT let me down."
>You sigh and shake your head, picking up a tired looking Applebloom from the floor
>She cuddles up to your chest as you climb the stairs on the way to her bedroom
You can't decide on whether or not you want to be serious, can you Discord? One minute you're all jokes the next you're all "Oooh lets indoctrinate this child!"
>"They don't call me DISCORD for nothing, Anon."
>Applebloom stirs
>"Ahnon? What's an indockynayshon?"
Nothing, dear. You just try and get some sleep
>You nudge open her door and lay her on her bed
>Smile down at her
>"Don't forget to tuck her in!"
You're a softy, Discord
>"THIS CHILD WILL BE RAISED PROPERLY IF SHE'S GOING TO BRING DOWN SOCIETY!"
>Applebloom's eyes are half closed
>She smiles sleepily at you
>"G'night, Ahnon..."
>"G'night... Discord..."
>Discord squee-gasms and you hear a slight thump in your head, indicating that he must have fall off his office chair
>You creep back out the door and gently close it
>Heading back towards the stairs you pass a door
>Applejack's room.
>Discord is silent. Must have passed out from how "evil" Applebloom was. You have to admit. She was incredibly "evil" when she was tired.
>You fiddle with your fingers and nervously look at the door
>Your reach towards the doorknob
>"What did ah tell ya', sonny?"
>You gasp and look towards the stairs
>Granny Smith is regarding you with an unnerving stare
>Stupid old people and their experienced glares
>You apologise again and head back downstairs
>She stops you on the way past
>She frowns at you
>"Ya'll can stay downstairs on the sofa. You an' uhh-"
>She points at your forehead
>"Him"
>She trots upstairs and into her own room
>You walk the rest of the way downstairs and lie on the sofa, thinking about the Apple family before you fall asleep

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