Fishie had one too many sauce

[20:32] == Fishie [[email protected]] has joined #notes
[20:32] <Fishie> OMG HI GUYS
[20:32] <Fishie> I'M SO WASTED
[20:33] == Koori_Renchuu [[email protected]] has joined #notes
[20:33] <Gatewr> drunk high or tired?
[20:33] <Fishie> AND I GOT THIS REALLY CUTE KOREAN GIRL PASSED OUT ON MY BED
[20:33] <Fishie> DRUUUUUUUUUNK
[20:33] <Hoster> Heya Fishie
[20:33] <Fishie> HI HOSTER
[20:33] <Fishie> I MADE HER EXHAUSTED
[20:33] <Fishie> IT WAS GREAT
[20:33] <Hoster> Exhausted...?
[20:33] <Fishie> MAKED HER PASSED OUT
[20:33] <Fishie> AND STUFF
[20:33] <Fishie> BY DOING STUFF
[20:33] <Hoster> Sounds like an interesting scene.
[20:34] <Fishie> ITS ONLY 830 PM
[20:34] <Fishie> HA
[20:34] <Hoster> Ha ha ha
[20:34]  * Hoster rubs Fishie's head
[20:34] <Gatewr> What The Fuck
[20:34] <Fishie> SHES GOT THIS REALLY PRETTY DYE
[20:34] <Fishie> LIKE
[20:34] <Hoster> What colour?
[20:34] <Gatewr> yeah what color?
[20:34] <Fishie> YOU KNOW ASIAN GIRLS WITH THE ORANGE REDDISH DYE
[20:34] <Hoster> Uh...
[20:34] <Hoster> No, not really
[20:34] <Fishie> BUT LIKE, NOT ALL OF HER HAIR
[20:34] <Fishie> JUST LIKE
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[20:34] <Hoster> Pictures, Fishie, pictures!
[20:34] <Fishie> STRIPS AND STUFF
[20:34] <Fishie> ITS CUTE
[20:34] <Fishie> I LIKE IT
[20:35] <Gatewr> I am tempted to use a meme
[20:35] <Hoster> Of her hair, only, of course
[20:35] <Fishie> SHE HAS REALLY NICE SKIN TOO
[20:35] <Gatewr> Pics or it didn't happen...there I said it
[20:35] <Fishie> ITS REALLY SOFTY AND BOUNCY AND WARM
[20:35] <Hoster> Bouncy, huh...
[20:35] <Gatewr> good lord....
[20:35] <Fallacy> ohoihoi fishie o.o
[20:35] <Fishie> AND SHE MAKES THIS CUTE SOUND WHEN SHE PASSED OUT
[20:35] <Fishie> HI FALLATAN
[20:35] <Fishie> NO TIME TO RAPE YOU TONIGHT
[20:35] <Hoster> Fishie, did you press CAPS-LOCK?
[20:35] <Fishie> YES
[20:35] <Fishie> ITS SHINY
[20:36] <Hoster> Can you press it again?
[20:36] <Fishie> NO
[20:36] <Hoster> Just once?
[20:36] <Hoster> Aw...
[20:36] <Fishie> IT WON'T BE SHINY
[20:36] <Gatewr> what?
[20:36] <Hoster> Wait, why is it shiny?
[20:36] <Fishie> THE CAPS LOCK
[20:36] <Gatewr> you're drunk fishie, take some water
[20:36] <Fishie> IT GLOWSSS
[20:36] <Hoster> Oh
[20:36] <Hoster> That.
[20:36] <Gatewr> ah
[20:36] <Fishie> I HAVE SOME CHATEAU LAFAET ROTHSCHILDE
[20:36] <Fishie> THIS SHIT IS GOOD RED WINE
[20:37] <Fishie> IT COSTED A PRETTY PENNY THOUGH
[20:37]  * Hoster wants to bait Fishie onto Skype right now
[20:37] <Hoster> But shitty internet, ho!
[20:37] <Fishie> I STUCK MOSTLY EMPTY BOTTLE UP HER
[20:38] <Gatewr> wait wait wait.
[20:38] <Fishie> IT WAS LIKE 12K RMB
[20:38] <Hoster> Did you now
[20:38] <Fishie> THIS BTTLE
[20:38] <Fishie> WHICH IS LIKE 2K USD I GUESS
[20:38] <Gatewr> By "stuck most of bottle up her" do you mean it like how I interpreted it?
[20:38] <Fishie> SO NOT THAT BAD
[20:38] <Fishie> NO I ONLY STUCK THE TOP THIN PART
[20:38] <Gatewr> ...
[20:38] <Hoster> "Up her", Gate, not "Down her", so probably.
[20:38] <Fishie> SHE PASSED OUT AND THAT WOULD BE A WASTE OF GOOD WINE
[20:39] <Fishie> SO I MIGHT AS WELL DRINJ KT THE RES
[20:39] <Hoster> Heh
[20:39] <Fishie> I'MA GO PUT HER UNDEREWAR ON MY HEAD LIKE A SALARY PERSON
[20:39] <Fishie> HEH
[20:39] <Fishie> ITLL BE HILROUS
[20:39] <Gatewr> this is shaping up to be siggie material, please continue...
[20:39] <Hoster> Fishie, you're not Homura
[20:39] <Hoster> You need long hair for that
[20:39] <Fishie> YOU WANT
[20:40] <Fishie> WHAT
[20:40] <Fishie> YOU KNOW WHAT
[20:40] <Fishie> *
[20:40] <Fishie> DAMNIT
[20:40] <Fishie> CANT DTYPE DRUNK
[20:40] <Fishie> TYPE
[20:40] <Fishie> YOU KNOW WHAT HOSTER
[20:40] <Hoster> What?
[20:40] <Fishie> I WANT A CUTE MIDDLE SHCOL GIRL WITH PINK HAIR
[20:40] <Fishie> BUT I COULDNT FIND ONE
[20:40] <Fishie> SADNES
[20:40]  * Hoster pats Fishie
[20:40] <Hoster> How unfortunate...
[20:40]  * Gatewr watches with popcorn
[20:41] <Fishie> ONLY GIRLS FROM SOME CATHOLIS SCHOL ALREAD GRATUDATED FROM MID SCHOL
[20:41] <Fishie> THEY RE GONG TO FRESMN IN HIH SCHOL THIS YER
[20:41] <Fishie> KINDA CUTE
[20:41] <Fishie> BUT NOT PINK HAIR
[20:41] <Fishie> WHY
[20:41] <Fishie> WHY HOSTERRRRRR
[20:41] <Hoster> Because pink doesn't look good in reality!
[20:41] <Hoster> More often than not.
[20:41] <Fishie> WHY DON ALL GIRLS HAV PIN K HARI
[20:42] <Fishie> BUT
[20:42] <Fishie> PINK IS PRETTY
[20:42] <Gatewr> but there's no such thing as natural pink hair fishie
[20:43] <Fishie> BAH
[20:44] <Fishie> GENETICAL Y ENGINER IT
[20:44] <Fishie> WE CAN MAKE IT HAPEN
[20:44] <Gatewr> SCIENCE
[20:44] <Fishie> AND MAKEIT A DOMINATN TRAIT SO EVERYWONE WIL PINK HAIR
[20:44] <Hoster> You'll have to do with this, Fishie: http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/1333224/2girls-akemi_homura-artist_request-black_hair-hair
[20:44] <Gatewr> but seriously that would hurt my eyes
[20:45] <Hoster> Short-haired Homu: http://danbooru.donmai.us/post/show/1333157/ace_-hyper_otintin_time-akemi_homura-alternate_hai
[20:45] <Fishie> IMA GO CUDLE UP HER AN PASS OUT NWO
[20:45] <Dant> Hoster, I hope you're logging all of this
[20:45] <Fishie> CYA LARET
[20:45] <Dant> G'night Fishie
[20:45] <Dant> Sweet dreams
[20:45] <Fishie> BYE WHOATEVER YOU ARE
[20:45] <Gatewr> night fishie
[20:45] <Fishie> AND NO
[20:46] <Fishie> DREAMSR IS ICKY
[20:46] <Dant> lol
[20:46] <Fishie> BYE
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