mr version

#include<stdio.h>
void main(){char*e="\nShe swallowed the cat to catch the bird,",*d="\nShe swallowed the bird to catch the spider,",*c="\nShe swallowed the spider to catch the fly,",*b="\nI don't know why she swallowed that fly,\nPerhaps she'll die.\n\n",*a="There was an old lady who swallowed a ";printf("%sfly.%s%sspider,\nThat wriggled and iggled and jiggled inside her.%s%s%sbird,\nHow absurd to swallow a bird.%s%s%s%scat,\nImagine that to swallow a cat.%s%s%s%s%sdog,\nWhat a hog to swallow a dog.\nShe swallowed the dog to catch the cat,%s%s%s%s%shorse,\nShe died of course.",a,b,a,c,b,a,d,c,b,a,e,d,c,b,a,e,d,c,b,a);}