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  1. Jasmine Clark at her two cats Mr. and Mrs. Cat meet up with their friends Mario and Zelda at the Hyrule Castle. They plan to take a look at the castle for a while and then head to the Green Hill Zone to meet up with Ogville Maurice the Hedgehog, but everyone just calls him Sonic.
  2. Then, the three friends discuss what they do as careers.
  3. “What do you all do for a living?”, asks Jasmine.
  4. “I am a plumber along with my twin brother, Luigi”, says Mario.
  5. “Well, what about you, Zelda?”, Jasmine asks.
  6. “I am the princess of Hyrule!!!”, Zelda exclaims.
  7. “You mean this place??”, Jasmine asks bewilderedly.
  8. “Yes, this place”, Zelda says.
  9. Then Mario and Zelda wonder to themselves what Jasmine does as a career, but they are too afraid to ask. After much deliberation, Mario finally summoned the courage to ask Jasmine the seemingly tough question.
  10. “Hello, Jasmine, wh-wh-what do you do for a living?”, Mario asks nervously.
  11. “Well, guys, I am a graphic designer at Black Bear Design in Atlanta”, Jasmine states.
  12. “It’s extremely important that we all know what each other does for a living just so we can possibly visit each other’s jobs and get a fill for what it is like to live as that one person”, says Princess Zelda.
  13. “Right”, says Mario, “but in the meantime, we must meet and defeat that hedgehog, Sonic!!!”
  14. Off to the Green Hill Zone they go. However, along the way, the pack gets lost. Somewhere in the distance, Jasmine notices a very sophisticated looking brown toad with glasses.
  15. “Excuse me, sir, do you know the quickest way to get to the Green Hill Zone?”, asks Jasmine.
  16. “First you take a left and you’ll be in the Mushroom Kingdom and from there, you should take a second left. After that, you should be in Green Hill Zone”, explains the toad.
  17. “One more thing. I need your name, sir”, says Jasmine.
  18. “My name? It’s Toadsworth and I, along with my Princess Peach, reside in Isle Delfino, which is slightly north from the Mushroom Kingdom”, says Toadsworth.
  19. “Can we meet this Princess Peach?”, says Jasmine.
  20. “Maybe later”, says Mario, “but right now, we have to pick a bone with Sonic”.
  21. Then, they continue their path to the Green Hill Zone. However, they are accosted by this evil scientist by the name of Dr. Ivo Robotnik.
  22. “Just what do you think you are doing here, plumber face?”, Dr. Robotnik says to Mario
  23. “Just who are you calling a plumber face?”, Mario retorts.
  24. “Let’s just go. This fat man is not worth our time, Mario”, Jasmine suggests.
  25. “Who do you think you are, you spiteful woman!!!”, Dr. Robotnik exclaims.
  26. “I am the best friend to Mario and Zelda!!! That’s who I think I am!!!”, Jasmine yells.
  27. “Anyway, where’s Sonic?”, Zelda asks.
  28. “No one has access to that blue thing but me”, Dr. Robotnik says. “However, I can allow you guys to meet Sonic, but only under one condition.”
  29. “Okay, what is it, Dr. Robotnik??”, Jasmine asks.
  30. “We must work together to defeat this blue blurby thing!!!”, Dr. Robotnik says.
  31. Now, they form a temporary alliance with each other and continue on their journey to the Green Hill Zone with Dr. Robotnik showing the way. Moments later, a blue hedgehog appears. They begin to wonder if it is the real Sonic the Hedgehog. In spite of their curiosity, they are reluctant to get too close to the hedgehog.
  32. “Is-is-is-is that S-S-Sonic??”, Mario asks fearfully.
  33. “I’m afraid it is, plumber”, says Dr. Robotnik.
  34. Though they were all scared, they summoned the courage and began checking out that hedgehog.
  35. “Oh my god, he’s fast!!! We can’t possibly catch up with that thing!!!”, Mario shrieks.
  36. “Well, that’s where I come in”, says Dr. Robotnik.
  37. “What do you plan to do, Doctor??”, asks Zelda.
  38. “You will see”, says Dr. Robotnik
  39. At this point, it is obvious that Dr. Robotnik has an evil trick up his sleeve. However, Jasmine and her unsuspecting friends do not know this.
  40. Eventually, they reach their destination along with Dr. Robotnik. Now, they prepare for battle.
  41. “What’s up, eggface!!!”, Sonic says to Dr. Robotnik
  42. “It’s Dr. Ivo Robotnik to you, you evil fool!!”, says Dr. Robotnik
  43. “This means war!!! And who are these guys? I’m pretty sure I know that plumber looking boy from somewhere”, says Sonic
  44. “It’s me, Mario!!!”, says Mario as he introduces himself
  45. “I am the Princess Zelda of Hyrule”, says Zelda as she introduces herself.
  46. “Zelda?? I do not recall a Zelda”, Sonic says confusedly
  47. “We met each other at the Super Smash Bros. Brawl tournament”, Zelda says as she attempts to refresh Sonic’s memory.
  48. “Okay, I see, we don’t know each other very well because we’ve only met twice in the past eight years. Well, three if you count today”, says Sonic.
  49. “Oh, I’m Jasmine, by the way”, says Jasmine as she introduces herself to Sonic.
  50. “Well, now that we all know each other, let’s go kick some hedgehog butt!!!”, Dr. Robotnik exclaims impatiently.
  51. “I think we all need partners in this fight”, says Mario.
  52. “W-Why??”, asks Jasmine.
  53. “Because it’s impossible for all three of us to conquer that fast little thing”, says Zelda.
  54. “Oh, okay”, says Jasmine.
  55. “I’ll go and get my partner Tails real fast. Get it?? Real fast??”, Sonic says menacingly.
  56. “In that case, I have to go back to the Super Show and grab my brother, Luigi”, says Mario.
  57. “I’ll go back to the Hyrule Castle to retrieve Link. What about you, Jasmine??”, says Zelda.
  58. “Well, I have two cats, so nothing to worry about for me!!!”, says Jasmine.
  59. Everyone in unison chants, “Team Battles!!! Team Battles!!!”
  60. Now, everyone goes about their separate ways to get their partners for battle.
  61. The pack finally makes it back with their respective partners.
  62. “Hello, this is my younger twin brother, Luigi”, says Mario.
  63. “Hello, this is my mentee, Link”, says Zelda.
  64. “Hello, babies, check out my homeboy, Tails”, says Sonic.
  65. “My name is Miles Prower, but in these mean streets, people call me Tails”, says Tails.
  66. “And these are my two cats, Mr. and Mrs. Cat”, says Jasmine
  67. “Now that we have officially gotten our introductions out of the way, let’s go ahead and get this tag tournament over with”, Sonic says impatiently.
  68. “Wow, that hedgehog has no patience”, says Jasmine.
  69. “Is anyone nervous at all??”, asks Zelda.
  70. “Nope, not at all”, says Jasmine.
  71. “I-I-I-I think I have to go back to my mansion”, Luigi says fearfully.
  72. “Why?? What’s wrong??”, asks Jasmine.
  73. “I don’t know that this is safe. Let’s just give up and let him win”, says Luigi.
  74. “Okay, Luigi, to make sure you or anyone else doesn’t get hurt, just suck up any stage hazards using your Poltergust 5000”, Zelda suggests to Luigi.
  75. “Is someone scared??”, Sonic retorts.
  76. “Nope, we are all ready. In fact, we were born ready, hedgehog”, says Jasmine.
  77. “Please stop calling me that, it’s just a costume”, says Sonic.
  78. “Lies”, says Mario.
  79. “Anywho, can we just get started?? I mean, what are we waiting on??”, asks Sonic.
  80. The battle is finally underway.
  81. “First up, we have Mario and Luigi vs. Sonic”, says the announcer coming from a megaphone.
  82. “Then we have Zelda and Link vs. Tails”, the announcer continued.
  83. “Last, but not least, we have Jasmine and the cats vs. Dr. Robotnik”, the announcer finishes announcing.
  84. Mario takes the first attack towards Sonic. Unfortunately, due to Sonic’s high speed, his attacks did not penetrate. Then, Mario and Luigi call for a timeout.
  85. “Luigi, let’s strategize for a second”, suggests Mario.
  86. “What should we do?”, asks Luigi.
  87. “I have an idea. Just use your Poltergust 5000 to blow him out of the way”, suggests Mario.
  88. “Sounds like a plan”, agrees Luigi.
  89. Luigi then unveils his high-technology vacuum, the Poltergust 5000.
  90. “Just what do you think you’re doing, Green Mario??”, Sonic asks Luigi.
  91. “Let’s do this”, says Luigi.
  92. Luigi then blows his Poltergust 5000 towards Sonic until he loses his balance. Sonic then gets pinned down and loses the battle.
  93. “Now that that is over, we now have Zelda and Link vs. Tails”, says the announcer.
  94. “Come on, Link, we can do this”, says Zelda.
  95. “Yeah, we can”, says Link.
  96. “You do know I have a jet propeller attached to me, right??”, asks Tails.
  97. “Who cares?? Because I’ve got a sword and a shield”, says Link.
  98. “Let’s go”, says Tails.
  99. Zelda and Link then proceed to attack Tails with their swords. Tails retaliates by intimidating them with his jet propeller. Tails then goes towards Link. However, Link successfully blocked off any attacks with his shield. Link then tosses his sword at Tails. Unfortunately, this creates a loss for Tails because the sword penetrated through Tails’ skin.
  100. “The final battle begins momentarily with Jasmine and The Cats vs. Dr. Robotnik”, says the announcer.
  101. Dr. Robotnik enters the field with a robotic jet.
  102. “Come on, you mortal humans and cats”, says Dr. Robotnik.
  103. “Whatever, let’s just get this over with”, says Jasmine.
  104. Dr. Robotnik shoots bombs out of his jet. As self-defense, the cats scratch Dr. Robotnik in the eye to obstruct his vision. At this point, things get more complicated.
  105. “You fools think you can defeat me? You’re tripping”, says Dr. Robotnik.
  106. “Rid yourself of that jet!!”, says Jasmine.
  107. “Okay, fair enough”, says Dr. Robotnik.
  108. “All right, cats. Attack!!!”, says Jasmine.
  109. The cats scratch Dr. Robotnik and Jasmine submerges him in water. As a result, Dr. Robotnik becomes weaker and loses the battle.
  110. “Yeah, we destroyed those fools!!!”, Jasmine and Mario say in unison.
  111. Jasmine and friends revel in their victory once and for all.
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