More Trill More Problems

[NPC] Desperate Trill: Excuse me, I've got directions to your heart, could you double check that they're correct?

[NPC] Turndown Woman: Take a walk.

[NPC] Ensign Engineering Officer: Welcome to Club 47!

[NPC] Desperate Trill: ... okay.

[NPC] Desperate Trill: Are you tired? Because you've been transporting in my mind all day. ... Wait, no, running!

[NPC] Turndown Woman: Please go away.

[NPC] Turndown Woman: That's the worst line I've ever heard.

[NPC] Desperate Trill: Noted, that line didn't work.

[NPC] Bartender Nelan: Linnea's looking better since she came back from vacation.

[NPC] Bartender Nelan: So, how's your day going?

[NPC] Desperate Trill: You know, the more Romulan Ale you drink, the better I look.

[NPC] Turndown Woman: Go take a spacewalk without an EV suit.

[NPC] Desperate Trill: Okay, so that one was bad.

[NPC] Bartender Nelan: Captain Sulu told me about the Dysons Spheres. Amazing!

[NPC] Desperate Trill: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

[NPC] Turndown Woman: Take a walk.

[NPC] Desperate Trill: Noted, that line didn't work.

[NPC] Bartender Nelan: I can't believe old Egg was an Undine! I served that lousy guy a lot of free drinks.

[NPC] Bartender Nelan: Captain Sulu told me about the Dysons Spheres. Amazing!

[NPC] Desperate Trill: Excuse me, has anyone told you that you look... bright? Like the sun?

[NPC] Turndown Woman: You do realize you're talking to a superior officer, don't you?

[NPC] Desperate Trill: Noted, that line didn't work.

[NPC] Bartender Nelan: Tell me your problems. I'm here to listen.

[NPC] Desperate Trill: Hrm... I think I need some new lines...

[NPC] Bouncer: I think it's time you take a walk outside. No more pick up lines.

[NPC] Bartender Nelan: Travel to the Delta Quadrant in a few hours? It's incredible!

[NPC] Desperate Trill: Okay! Okay... I'll come back when I've got something better.