grumpy anon gets bear food

due to writers block I'm just writing random shit so here it'll probably suck

>Doing a favor for Fluttershy.
>Wants me to run and pick up some bear food.
>Apparently bear food is a thing I don't fucking know, I just need bits and she offered to pay so whatever.
>Get to store and wander the isles as ponies stare at the shaved ape talking in hushed tones.
>"I can fucking hear you, not deaf or stupid."
>Ponies trot away and comment on how rude I am.
>Whatever
>Pick up a fucking huge bag of bear food and carry it, god damn thing is heavy.
>No wonder she sent me to do it thing be lighter if you filled it with bricks.
>Carry the bag to the cashier and she nervously gives me the total.
>Pay her the bits Fluttershy gave me and haul this thing off.
>Carry this thing across town, actually thankful I did all that work helping Applejack harvest apples or I wouldn't have the strength or endurance to carry this thing.
>See a pink blur bouncing my way.
>Fuck not Pinkie>
>"HI ANONNY NON!"
>"Do you have any volume control?"
>She just giggles and keeps bouncing around me.
>"What you up to?"
>"What does it look like I'm doing?"
>Again she just giggles like she always does.
>"I came to invite you to a party!"
>Joy of joys.
>She stuffs an envelope in my pocket some how while I'm still walking and she bouncing.
>Before can even ask her what made up shit she's throwing a party for this time, she's already off to annoy someone else.
>Finally arrive at Fluttershy's place.
>Place this heavy ass bag down and head inside.
>She's wearing some thin see through veil thingy.
>She's trying to seduce me again.
>"Oh h-hello anon, thank you for getting that bear food for me, the money is on the table, if you like you can also come over here and s-sit with me."
>She tries to strike a sexy pose on the couch.
>I face palm and grab the money and quickly head out the door.
>"Bye."
>"A-Anon, wait!"
>I don't wait I just keep walking back home.
>Stupid horny Fluttershy