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- >Go outside one morning
- >Herd of fluffy ponies on your back lawn
- >One of them sees you and puffs his cheeks at you
- >'Go 'way munsta! Dis fwuffy wands now!'
- >You mull that over for a bit
- >Grab the cheeky fluffy that sassed you, then turn around and start walking back inside
- >The rest of the herd protests, demanding you return their friend
- >You turn around and look at them
- >'Go away fluffies! This is monster's fluffy now!'
- >The herd sits dumbfounded by this statement
- >'WHAT NOW, FAGGOTS?!'
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