<Presents Screen is still>
"Pyua, Hokkaido, Fantasy Fun Group."

<Title>
"Scarlet Devil Mansion Mario 2"
Reimu's Challenge

<Intro Text>
"What a crazy world huh?
This is pretty strange. That is to say,
I guess I have no choice but to play this hack!
Finally Mario actually gets to break into the
Scarlet Devil Mansion."
	-Reimu
"When is Ichiro finally gonna enter his age of glory?...
During the WBC!? (World Baseball Classic)
For me... for me it's now!!!"
	-Mario

-----------------World 1--------------------------------------------------------

	LEVEL 1-1
Yoshi's Counterattack

	<auto-text>
"Even after working so hard for you, you always cast us aside!
The ranks have assembled! This is our counter attack!
Charge!"
	-Supreme Commander Yoshi
Defeat every last yoshi!

	<after boss text>
"Hieeee, You beat us already!
It's regrettable, but it seems to be
destined that you're forever able
to cast us in the abyss..."
-Yoshi-domo

<the loading screen says "maidens are praying"
which is the normal loading screen message used in touhou>

	LEVEL 1-2
A Retrospective in Fog

	LEVEL 1-3
Fog, and Sky, and Yoshi, and...

	<textbox>
When close to the goal, enter the pipe marked by
the differently colored coins in order to return
to the midpoint.
You'd be wise to enter that pipe if Yoshi isn't around.
Levels with dragon coins(DC) will have a black circle
by the level name. Collect five DCs in those levels and
the DC mark will light up.

	<yoshi text>
"Neglect us, abandon us, or do whatever.
We'll do your bidding sir.
(Sure we're able to pretend for Long Stache.
However, it won't be long now! One day we'll do Stache in!)."
	-Yoshi

	LEVEL 1-4
Scarlet Devil Mansion~Gate~

	<textbox>
"Ku! This is as far as you go! ...mmn?
But wait, if I'm not mistaken, legend says
old man Stache is pretty good in a fight...
-Hong Meiling
	<It literaly says "Stache says, 'it's okay to eat,'"
	but to my understanding that doesn't fit the context
	so I'm guessing it's a euphamism>
Strike the Scarlet Devil Mansion's Gatekeeper, Hong Meiling,
3 times with a goomba to defeat her.

 <textbox 2>
"I'm sorry mistress..."
-China

----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

	LEVEL 2-.5
To Patchouli world

	<auto-text>
"Seems you defeated the gatekeeper.
If you want to go to Patchouli world,
you're gonna have ta beat up all of these guys."
	-A certain watchman

	<auto-text 2>
Please enjoy the world of the hacker's "wife."

<if you go to the next level up before beating pachu world,
 it says>

	LEVEL 3-.5
To Sakuya World

	<auto-text>
You haven't beaten Patchouli world yet
so I'm afraid I can't let you pass. Die!

------Pachy world------------------------------------------------------------------

	LEVEL 2-1
Within the Old Cave

	<auto-text>
Throughout this level, the magics of Moon (Phanto)
and Fire will be attacking Mario.
Phanto has undergone an upgrade for this level.
If you grab the key even one time, he will continue
chasing you until you get to a room with no key.
Both the regular goal and also the Key-Goal require keys.

	<textbox>
The Ruler of this World, the Great Unmoving Library,
the Young Girl of Intellect and Shadows, Patchouli Knowledge,
manipulates the magics of Fire, Water, Wood, Metal,
Earth, Sun, and Moon.
The upcoming levels are governed by these various magics.
This level contains the magics of Fire and Moon.

	LEVEL 2-2
Super XXX Land

	<auto-text>
This level contains the magics of Metal (Chainsaw)
and Earth (rocks).
Even though it doesn't look like it, you can spin jump.

	<bosstext>
-Reimu:  "Marisa why are you here?"
-Marisa: "Getting some books from Patchouli, ze."
-Pachy:  "Don't take my books."
-Marisa: "Well let's play ze"
Throw the Goombas in her face three times!

	LEVEL 2-3
Koakuma's Fortress

	<text>
The fortress' first room is governed by the magic of Water.
Bubbleman is invincible. Yoshi can eat fish but not bubbles.
The second room is governed by the magic of Wood.
If you collect any leaves you'll die.
Be careful of Koumei's trap. <don't know what that is>

	<text 2>
The fortress boss, Koakuma, can be defeated by throwing
three shells at her.
The third attack pattern can be spin-jumped,
but you can't spin jump any other attacks.
And you can't take yoshi with you.
???"KOAAAAAAAAAAA! HOAAAAAAAAAA!"

	LEVEL 2-4
Patchouli's castle

	<text>
The next room contains one enemy of each element--
fire, wood, metal, earth, sun, and moon.
Be careful of the sun.

	<text 2>
-Patchouli: "Stache, this is MY novel. Don't mess it up."
-Reimu:     "Well actually, the novel's hero is Stache, so..."
Hit Patchouli 4 times in the face with a throw block
to defeat her.

	<after boss text>
 "Mukyuun"
	-Patchouli
Reimu has figured out world 2 (Patchouli World).
But the chief pad... *pichuun* no, sorry the chief maid,
rules the third world by manipulating "time."
Even just by using it to play this game, your
time is already being manipulated...

-----------------------------------------------------------------------------

	LEVEL 3-.5
To Sakuya World

	LEVEL 3-1
Time's Chief

	<textbox>
This world's ruler, Chief Maid Izayoi Sakuya, has
the capability to skillfully manipulate time.
In this level, when the the counter reaches zero,
time will stop for Mario.

	<textbox 2>
You're saying you don't know anything about the other goal?
Well actually, you can enter the house near the start point.
"Maids! Knee socks! Pad Chief!" -??? *pichuun*
<^this is a reference to a touhou PV by Innocent Key>

<textbox after entering that "house near the start point"
says the same thing as the first textbox>

	LEVEL 3-2
RED SWEET PEA

	<textbox>
You can't get to the cave's exit pipe without
taking Indy* along.
And it's in your best interest to use "R"
when you reach the area with slanted lava.
From the midpoint on, Sakuya will stop time
and go on the offensive.
Press start to get time moving again.
<*Megamole, but I always liked the name 'Indy' better.>

	<switch text>
-You stomped the Red Switch!-

Using the magic of the red flowers, you've broken the red seal.
<dotted block get's replaced full block etc. etc.>

	LEVEL 3-3
Izayoi Castle

	<textbox>
"I'm in the middle of cleaning so your presence is a nuisance.
Allow me to take you back to the time of 'that' 'Trauma'
If you can make it through the tower on the other side of this
previously trodden door, I'll graciously become your opponent."
    -Sakuya

	<auto-text>
"So you've already come this far.
It looks like you're not going to allow me
to finish my cleaning.
Either way, I cannot allow you to see the mistress.
It'd be for the best if I just make a skewer of
you with my knives."
    -Sakuya
Let's hit her three times with a goomba!

	<after boss text>
???:    "Just who exactly is this guy who keeps saying
	'Pad Chief!?'"
Sakuya: "If you keep saying it that way, I'll kill you.
	Anyway...
	If you continue as you are now you'll be no match
	for my mistress. But regardless, my mistress
	instructed me to let you pass if I were defeated.


	LEVEL 4-1
Remilia's Treasure Storage

	LEVEL 4-2
-GOLDFINGER 2010

<Hiromi Go's GOLDFINGER '99 is a famous Japanese
cover of Ricky Martin's "livin la vida loca,"
using his own lyrics. Much of this level
references that song.>
<http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1I_Oi36QhbU
The song, if you're so inclined>

	<textbox>
??: "Achiichii Achii.* Have you caught fire!?"
Yes, I'm 'flaming.'
In this level, you always need to have a fireflower.
If you're caught too long without one, you'll die.
A Fire Fairy: "More! Make it hotter!"

<*Onomonopia for sizzling or getting burned>

	<switch text>
-You've stomped the Golden Switch!-

Using JAPAN's smokin' hotness, you've broken the yellow seal.

	LEVEL 4-3
Within the Fortress of Antiquity

	<textbox>
Arigatou Mario-san
Shikashi, nakama ga waruku ni narimashita.
Onegai anata no tasuke o!

	<boss text>
The vengeful spirits of all the yoshis who've died by the
hand of Mario have come together to possess a single Yoshi.

"Marioooo....... die........" -Evil Yoshi

	LEVEL 4-4
The Eternally Young, Red Moon

	<boss text>
-Remila Scarlet: "The moon is so red tonight,
		  it makes me REALLY wanna kill you.
		  Oh, and if you try something cheep like spin
		  jumping, I'm gonna make things really hard
		  on you. Looks like it's gonna be a fun night."
-Reimu Hakurei: "Looks like it's going to be a loooong night."
					<she ain't kiddin'>

	<after boss text>
Remilia:"Oh, you did pretty well"
Reimu:"You too"
	<press a>
Remilia:At this point you've cleared all the normal levels.
	Congratulations.
Reimu: Thanks. But this isn't the end right?
	<press a>
Remila: How perceptive of you.
	Life is a never ending journey after all.
	Next up, the extra levels are waiting.
	We might just meet again.
	<Press a>
Reimu: 	Sorry, but I'd rather we didn't.
Remilia: Fufufu.

	<warp star>
 To the extra levels

 -----------Extra Stages----------------------------------------------------------

	Level 1-1
Fog, and Sky, and Yoshi, and (EX)

	<text>
I'm going to tell you everything you need to know
about all the extra levels, including this one~.
Well first off, extra's a bit harder than normal,
and also know that the (EX) near a level name indicates
that it's an extra level.
	<press A>
For this level, if you're not riding yoshi, well,
you'll die. So try to get back on him right away.
If you go through a pipe, Yoshi will dissapear.
And also, if you press select you can skip this intro.
OK, I think that's everything! Good Luck!

<yoshi text says the same as the first yoshi text>

	LEVEL 1-2
Yoshi Galaxy (EX)

	<textbox>
???:"Yoshi? No it's Super Yoshi."
How to use yoshi in this level, part 1.
Once you're on the yoshi, if you get off you'll die.
You have wings so you can fly, but if yoshi has
something in his mouth or even just has his tongue out,
he won't fly.

	<textbox 2>
How to use yoshi in this level, part 2.
When the multicolored koopa shell is in his mouth,
he'll loose his wings, but when he lands, smoke will
come out.
If you spit it out, you'll breath three fireballs.
You'll also lose your wings if you stomp a P-switch.

	LEVEL 1-3 EX
Scarlet Devil Mansion ~Gate~ (EX)

	<auto-text>
Hong Meiling:"Ah...! Retreat!
Reimu:"I'm not letting you go!"
Meiling:"don't follow me~."

<in the vertical scrolling room, the tiles are
mahjong tiles>

China:"Oh, I wanted to thank you for last time."
Reimu:"Don't care. Just get out of my way!
China:"But I'm a gatekeeper. It's my job to
      be in your way.
Reimu:"What? I had no idea you were a gatekeeper.
China:"How rude! This time I won't let you go so easily.

-------------Patchy World EX----------------------------------

	Level 2-.5
To Patchouli World (EX)

"Looks like you got passed the Gatekeeper.
Defeat this guy within 15 seconds and I'll
open the path to Patchouli World (EX)."
		-A certain watchman

	<after boss text>
Please enjoy the world of the hacker's wife, again.

<If you go to the next level up before beating
patchy world, it basically says the same thing
as last time, but kills you a different way.>


	LEVEL 3-1 EX
The Ocean and the Shisuko Moon
<Shisuko normally means San Francisco but,
I'm lost on what it means here.>

<the blue kanji says 'water>

	<textbox>
This level is governed by the magics of
Water, Moon, Earth, and Sun.
So the level is rather chaotic.
Unlike in 'Normal' if you let go of 'that,' he
will stop this time, but something's still a bit off.

<in the midpoint room the kanji says
water, earth, sun, and moon>

<in the next room the kanji says moon and earth>

	<textbox 2>
??:There's five Mr. Moons?
	Do you really need the key?
	Well it should be obvious,
	so just think of it as an adventure right?

	-Secret Exit hint-
Check out the starting area more closely.

	LEVEL 2-2 EX
Tashiro's Residence

<Alright, bear with me with me here.
I had to do some digging for this one.
Tashiro seems to be a niconico douga pun/reference
involving the way you can time static auto-scrolling
levels to the music, so you can play them blind-folded.
But in the referenced DCK2 rail level, the music doesn't
flow and gets cut off which is similar to a way a
JENOVA's theme based FF7 PV sounds, who's artist is
named Tashiro. phew*.>

	<auto-text>
This level is governed by the magics of Fire
and Steel. You'll also be chased by the guy
'we were all traumatized' by. <nicovideo reference>
Mario starts with 7 points, and when he reaches zero,
you'll be eaten by the guy.
If you grab the blue point items, your point total
will increase by one. The red ones will decrease them.

	<boss text>
Reimu: "You're here again?"
Marisa:"Kamikourin" <I'm lost, but so is reimu>
Reimu:  What?
Marisa: "Oh nothing, forget I mentioned it."
	Patchouli told me to return her books,
	so I'd thought I'd grab a new one while I'm
	here."
Patchouli:"Don't steal my books."

	LEVEL 2-3
Koakuma's Fortress EX

	<textbox>
The first half is governed by the magic of Wood
and Earth, and Woodman is also invincible.
If you grab the leaves, of course you will die.
The later half is governed by the magics of Fire
and Water. If you're thinking "What? Fire in Water?"
well, then you'll lose.

	<textbox 2>
Patchouli: Even though Koakuma means devil
	   it has a cute ring to it doesn't it?
	   But they can be scary... those devils.
Koakuma: That's not always true... (evil smile)

	LEVEL 2-4
Patchouli's Castle (EX)

The skeletons have already died, so all this should
be obvious. The fire doens't work on them, and for some,
if you jump on them, they won't die. In last half, you'll
find the 'one week' elevator.
<Patchouli's magics are based off the days of the week>

Patchouli: What? You're back again?
Reimu:    "Doesn't matter. As long I'm in the area,
	   I might as well beat you over and over again.
Patchouli: Marisa's stealing my books again...
	   You're here again, and... Today is such a bad
	   day for me.

	<after boss text>

Patchouli: "We lost control of the younger sister today,
	   so from here on out, the SDM is in a state of chaos.
	   Don't become overconfident just because you've
           defeated me. Even more importantly, tell Marisa
	   I want my books back.
Reimu:     Tell her that yourself.
Patchouli: I would, but I'm feeling rather anemic today.
	   I also don't like going out.

------Sakuya World EX----------------------------------------------------------

	LEVEL 3-1
Two Sides to Everything (EX)

	<textbox>
1.When the world is 'ON,' Blue is safe and red is out.
  When the world is 'OFF,' it's the opposite.
2.When the counter reaches 0, time will stop for Mario.
3.This level has scrolling akin to Mario 1.
4.Time is of the essence.

	LEVEL 3-2
RAINY BLUE (EX)

The first half of this level is all rainy,
so please watch your step.
From the midpoint on, time will stop like in the
Red Switch Palace, and Sakuya will go on the offensive.
Press START to get it moving again.

	<Switch text>
-You stomped the Blue Switch!

Rainy Blue is over, so why still "rainy blue."
Why does <dotted> become replaced <full>


	LEVEL 3-3
Izayoi Castle (EX)

"You came back to disturb me again?
Well today I've got even more cleaning
than usual, so let me take you to back
to that time of trauma and make a skewer
of you with my knives, AND thorns."
	-Sakuya
As usual, press the B button to fire yourself
from cannons. The cannons are very old and worn-out,
so sometimes they don't respond right away.

	<boss text>
Sakuya Izayoi:"Today the Little Miss is running amuck
	      and things a bit chaotic, so you will be
	      stabbed and forced to leave immediately.
Reimu:  "If that's the case, I'll just defeat her for you."
Sakuya: "Impossible. Either way, your time is already mine.

	<after boss text>
Reimu:"I would never lose to a maid who would go so far
      as to deceive men. Liars will never prosper.
Sakuya:"Haven't I been saying the whole time
	that they're not PADS?!
	*sigh* why does everyone...
	Either way, I don't want to be lectured by a
	miko who seduces people with her armpits!
	That being said, you're still very strong.
	It might be difficult, but if anyone's able to
	stop the Little Miss, it's you.


---------------------------------------------------------

	<LEVEL 4-1>
GREEEEEEN! (EX)

	<textbox>
When you go through that pipe, all those green
jerks will reverse your 'left' and 'right' controls.
GREEN!
GREEEEN!!!!!!
GREEEEEEEEEN!!!!!!!

	<switch text>
The curse of those green jerks has ended, and..
<block replaces block etc.>

	LEVEL 4-2
Mechanic Fortress

	<textbox>
Alright, you only have a bit farther until
the middle gate! From here on, if you've
pressed the Green Switch, you'll be able to get
capes and, if you proceed cautiously, you'll DO FINE!*
If you touch an arrow block, you'll get blasted
away in that direction.

< * the only way this makes sense is if he misspelled
'daijoubu' in romanji, or is trying to make a joke
I don't get.>

		<boss text>
If you hit the Boss Boo five times with the
throw blocks, you'll defeat it. But different
from your regular boss boo battles, if you're
on the top after you beat it, you'll walk out
normally, but if you're on the bottom... well I
don't want even want to think about it, so let's
just make sure to end on the top.

	LEVEL 4-3
So is there anyone left or what?

	<textbox>
Flandre Scarlet:
Do you guys want to play with me?
Reimu:"What do you want to play?"
Flandre:Super Mario World! Or we could play
	Danmaku too. Either way, I want to
	see what you guys can do.

	<boss text>
"You seem pretty good, but with those kind of
skills, you're not ready for me yet. I'll be
waiting in the Lunatic World."
But before that, do you think you can beat my pet?"
	-Flandre Scarlet

	LEVEL 5-.5
To Lunatic World

------Lunatic World-------------------------------------------

	LEVEL 5-1
The Hakurei Shrine

	<auto-text>
Now it's finally time to take on the last world,
the Lunatic World! Gensokyo is great! It's got so
many fun places to see. The lunatic levels all have
an 'L' at the end, and this time you're actually forbidden
to use savestates, because the levels are so short.
<press A>
This course is designed so that you can beat it by going
either to your right or to your left. This intro can be
skipped by pressing select. Also in this level, you're
forbidden to use the L and R buttons.
You've already come this far, so if you don't finish the
game now, you'll be sentenced to death.

	LEVEL 5-2 (right path)
Control IN Lakeside (L)

	<textbox>
The P-switch here doesn't seem to end.
I don't really understand the function
of these 'control coins.' Is there actually
someone out there who's controlling out fate?
	-Daiyousei

	LEVEL 5-3 (right path)
Idiot Destiny (L)

"9ball? That means super powerful!
Because this course is super powerful!
And since this course is super powerful,
you won't stand a chance!
I'm a genius, ya know!

	LEVEL 5-2 (left path)
LUNATIC Apparitions Stalk the Night

"Welcome to the darkness of the night!
This level is sooooo dark.
Waaaa.
You can't use L or R in this level.
Oh, the night is so soothing~.
	-Rumia

	LEVEL 5-3 (left path)
Stardust Destiny

	<text>
Tsukasa: "Wow, a shooting star.
Reimu:   "A shooting star is not a level
Marisa Kirisame: "Well, there ARE shooting fairies, ze.
		You also have the ability to fly here."

	LEVEL 5-4
Take is easy (L)

"The scarlet sister is in the tower, but before
you do that, you think you can kill this creature.
If you kill it, I'll open the way."
	-Cluba

remirya:"Uuu Uuu"
Reimu:"You look like Remilia, but you're actually
       quite the bizarre creature there, aren't you"
Hit her in the mouth 3 times with a goomba, and you'll
be able to defeat her. And don't get too close to
remirya. It's for your own good.

	LEVEL 5-5
Scarlet Tower

"Chiwaa! It's the boss rush.
The glowing capsules will lead you to each room.
After you defeat the boss, return in the same capsule
to be warped back.
That's it, be careful."
	-???

	<boss text>
Reimu:"Thanks for waiting."
Flan: "Congrates on making it all the way here.
	I wanted to play with Mario too so I asked sis
	to make me this world.
Reimu:"So that's why Marisa and I got wrapped
	up in this mess."
Flan: "That's right. Have fun."

	<after boss text>
Remilia:"Did you enjoy my Mario World."
Flan:"Yeah, I had loads of fun, thank's sis."
Sakuya:"I also enjoyed it."
Patchouli:"I had fun, but I had a pretty hard time."
Meiling:"Parts were good, parts were bad, but
	overall, I had fun."
Team Cirno:"eye had fun t0"
Marisa: "I had fun ze."
Reimu:"Well, it was a good way to kill the boredom."
Remilia:"Fufu, when you guys put it that way,
	it makes the hacker and I very happy"
<press select>
In modern times, everything changes so rapidly.
New technologies are great and all that,
but you can't forget the good things from the past.
I hope playing this hack helped you come to understand that.

	LEVEL 5-?
?????

	<auto-text>
You really want to see the staff roll and
ordinary ending?
Well, then there's only one thing to do!

<Oh my god! That's finally it! This game had
so much more text than Hyper V!>