7:37:58 PMAmaryn
"What arre you thinking about tharre, Daemus? Trying to get the buttarr to melt even fastarr with just yoarr mind? :PX"
7:39:57 PMDaemus
"Vell... I'll be honest, it's Piirst."
7:40:44 PMAmaryn
"That extarrtbitionist? What about harr?"
7:42:50 PMDaemus
"Eh... I just don't know vhat to do, if anything. You remember how you vound me a vew nights ago, yeah? Vhen you vere off 'explarrring'?"
7:56:00 PMAmaryn
"Naked and beat up with something like a smile and a grimace on yoarr face?"
7:57:54 PMDaemus
"... vell, yes."
7:58:33 PMAmaryn
"What even happened to yoarr clothes then? Arr do I not want to know?"
7:58:48 PMDaemus
"Piirst happened. You know her. [ :P ]"
7:59:11 PMAmaryn
"That's probably all I want to know. Anyway, please continue."
8:02:13 PMDaemus
"Vell... I haven't spoken to her since. I just... idunno. Nothing could have prepared me for this."
8:05:30 PMAmaryn
"I'm not sarre anything can really prepare anybody for Piarrst, to be honest. You're in a position wharre it really hits hard."
8:11:52 PMDaemus
"Hah! That's certainly true. Still, it's not that I vant to break things off vith her, I just have no idea vhat the proper course of action is- if there even is one."
8:17:18 PMAmaryn
"Kismesissitude ain't easy, that's farr sarre." The INCINDARY CUBE sounds a COMPLETION ALARM and you take out the butter, pulling the DELICIOUS CLAWBEAST MEAT off the heat as well. You plate up some for you and your moiraill and pull up a chair. "I'm sarre fate will show you the carrect path in time. You just need to be patient."
8:19:04 PMDaemus
"I've claimed many things as my middle name over the sweeps. Patience has never been one of them. [ :\ ]"
8:20:33 PMAmaryn
"Which is why you have ME!" You chuckle and poke him playfully with a MINIATURE SHELLBEAST RATION TRIDENT.
8:28:01 PMDaemus
"Hah! Thank goodness for that! I don't know vhat I'd do vithout you. [ :D ]"
8:33:58 PMAmaryn
"Rush off into who-knows-what kind of insane "adventarres" and get yoarrself killed is what you'd do :PX"
8:45:03 PMDaemus
"Yes, yes I vould [ :P]"
8:57:44 PMAmaryn
"Back to the point, though. If you really arre too impatient to let fate show you what it has in starre and you're not content to just have brawls that devolve into sloppy makeouts, then I'd suggest doing some introspection. She's able to needle you into hating her in all the right ways. What do the ways she does that say about you? What do they sa
8:57:44 PM
y about harr? You ended up in a swarrling black wharrpool of romance with harr for a reason. Maybe it's to improve yoarrself."
8:58:02 PM
"Maybe, just maybe, fate is preparring you for an even greatarr trial."
9:03:22 PMDaemus
"Y'know, I think you're right. Thank you, Amaryn. [ :) ]"
9:05:38 PMAmaryn
"Anytime, Daemus. Just remember: You and I arre destined farr great things. I can feel it. All the starrms we weatharr up to that point are just shaping us to preparre for it. Though, it doesn't harrt to do a bit of preparring oarrrselves ;PX"
9:07:54 PMDaemus
"Agreed! Vell then, lets not let this clawbeast meat get cold on account of my romantic nonsense, aye?"
9:17:34 PMAmaryn
"Aye!" And with that the two of you dig into the still-delicious meal