Byron freaks out

[17:10]  * solemnsketcher adds masterfulshooter
[17:10] <visceralVanguard> I'm not so sure that is a wise idea at the moment
[17:10] <visceralVanguard> Very well.
[17:10] <solemnsketcher> he needs to hear it
[17:11] <solemnsketcher> byron are you there?
[17:12] <IcyByron> Uh, Nick, the tower thingy you built...IT FUCKING SUCKS
[17:12] <solemnsketcher> as i was saying
[17:12] <solemnsketcher> the byron i found
[17:12] <IcyByron> it's falling the SHIT DOWN
[17:12] <solemnsketcher> in a jail of obsidian and blood
[17:12] <visceralVanguard> Byron, now is not the moment for this.
[17:12] <IcyByron> huh
[17:12] <IcyByron> wait the fuck
[17:12] <IcyByron> WAIT THE FUCK
[17:12] <visceralVanguard> Nick has some very serious topics to discuss.
[17:12] <solemnsketcher> a shadow of former self
[17:12] <IcyByron> NO NO NO
[17:12] <IcyByron> I JUST GOT  HERE
[17:12] <solemnsketcher> ... a shapeless blob of sadness and fear
[17:12] <IcyByron> NO NOOOO NO
[17:12] <ATtheorytime[Huelicopter]> <Faerzen, Nick's new theme http://youtu.be/wXUloVYbchg somewhat relevant>
[17:12] <IcyByron> YOU HAVE TO FILL ME THE FUCK IN
[17:13] <solemnsketcher> ... long story short... i found a mask
[17:13] <solemnsketcher> ((damm))
[17:13] <IcyByron> YOU CAN'T JUST FUCKING JAIL OBSIDIAN BLOOD ME
[17:13] <IcyByron> FUCK YOU
[17:13] <IcyByron> MASKS?!
[17:13] <solemnsketcher> LISTEN HERE
[17:13] <visceralVanguard> Long story short, Nick is elaborating on some experiences he believes relate to an alternate timeline version of himself.
[17:13] <IcyByron> FUCK
[17:13] <IcyByron> FUCK FUCK FUCK
[17:13] <IcyByron> what
[17:13] <solemnsketcher> WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY HERE
[17:13] <IcyByron> alternate timelines?
[17:13] <IcyByron> the fuck
[17:13] <visceralVanguard> Apparently there are some very serious matters he wishes to tell us
[17:14] <solemnsketcher> IS THAT YOU HAVE TO KEEP ME IN HERE
[17:14] <visceralVanguard> And it is our duty to respectfully listen.
[17:14] <visceralVanguard> I know not what he will say
[17:14] <visceralVanguard> Be we need to listen.
[17:14] <solemnsketcher> ... there is something wrong with A nick
[17:14] <IcyByron> ((fuck AT that is a good theme))
[17:14] <IcyByron> A?
[17:14] <solemnsketcher> ...yes
[17:14] <IcyByron> was that capped on purpose?
[17:14] <solemnsketcher> maybe all of them
[17:14] <IcyByron> eh?
[17:14] <visceralVanguard> You are saying you physically met an alternate version of yourself?
[17:15] <solemnsketcher> ... a different version of me
[17:15] <solemnsketcher> ...a murderer
[17:15] <IcyByron> WHAT
[17:15] <solemnsketcher> a psychotic bastar
[17:15] <solemnsketcher> d
[17:15] <IcyByron> WHAT
[17:15] <IcyByron> THE FUCK
[17:15] <solemnsketcher> *bastard
[17:15] <solemnsketcher> a fucking freak
[17:15] <IcyByron> SHIT YO
[17:15] <IcyByron> FUCK IM OUT
[17:15] <solemnsketcher> WAIT
[17:15] <visceralVanguard> Byron, please!
[17:15] <solemnsketcher> who told me this?
[17:15] <solemnsketcher> YOU DID
[17:15] <IcyByron> NOPE
[17:15] <visceralVanguard> Can you just calm down for once!?!
[17:15] <IcyByron> FIRST MASKS
[17:15] <IcyByron> THEN MURDER
[17:15] <IcyByron> AND ALSO ME AT SOME POINT
[17:15] <IcyByron> WHAT
[17:16] <IcyByron> WAAAAIT
[17:16] <IcyByron> WHAT
[17:16] <visceralVanguard> What's the matter?
[17:16] <solemnsketcher> no
[17:16] <solemnsketcher> not you at some point
[17:16] <solemnsketcher> alternate you
[17:16] <solemnsketcher> at some point
[17:16] <solemnsketcher> ...
[17:16] <IcyByron> HAHAHAAHAHA WHATTHEFUCKD   OYO UMEAN  BY THAT
[17:16] <solemnsketcher> if im telling you this
[17:16] <IcyByron> SHIT
[17:16] <visceralVanguard> How can you be sure that this was an alternate Byron?
[17:16] <IcyByron> IM FUCKING FREAKING OUT HERE
[17:16] <IcyByron> DUUDE NO
[17:16] <solemnsketcher> is because i want you to prevent me from walking that path
[17:17] <visceralVanguard> This game has many times before created false realities solely for the purpose of tormenting its players
[17:17] <visceralVanguard> In an unbelievably twisted manner too, I might add.
[17:17] <solemnsketcher> ...i dont know about that
[17:17] <solemnsketcher> for i  retrieved a piece of that timeline
[17:17] <IcyByron> how the fuck would i do that
[17:17] <solemnsketcher> ... someone... to be more exact
[17:17] <visceralVanguard> OH.
[17:17] <visceralVanguard> THAT'S what that is.
[17:??] <visceralVanguard> Ummmmmmmm
[17:??] <visceralVanguard> Okay then.
[17:??] <visceralVanguard> Hmm.
[17:??] <visceralVanguard> I'm still not sure I completely understand.
[17:??] <visceralVanguard> But if you do not wish to go into the details on that particular matter, you do not need to.
[17:17] <solemnsketcher> you see byron
[17:18] <solemnsketcher> ... the you that was there... was afraid of me
[17:18] <solemnsketcher> for the monster i became
[17:18] <solemnsketcher> for the things i did to you
[17:18] <solemnsketcher> for the things i did to everyone
[17:19] <solemnsketcher> FOR THE BLOOD THAT PAVED MY ROAD
[17:19] <solemnsketcher> ...
[17:20] <Bindeer> Kekeke
[17:20] <Bindeer> What did I say Master?
[17:20]  * Bindeer leaves memo
[17:34] <IcyByron> no nick
[17:34] <IcyByron> that's bullshit
[17:34] <IcyByron> was that just your fantasy or something??
[17:34] <IcyByron> weirdo
[17:34] <visceralVanguard> Though I still stand by my statement that it is entirely possible the game produced all of this with the purpose of agitating and tormenting you.
[17:34] <solemnsketcher> DO YOU EAT TO COMPENSATE FOR STRESS?
[17:34] <visceralVanguard> This screwed up nightmare of a game has created living people solely for them to be horrifically murdered
[17:34] <visceralVanguard> And has left them around to torment their murderers.
[17:35] <IcyByron> uh
[17:35] <IcyByron> ...
[17:35] <solemnsketcher> you killed yourself byron
[17:35] <solemnsketcher> i saw it
[17:35] <IcyByron> :/
[17:35] <IcyByron> yeah, i guess
[17:35] <IcyByron> FUCK
[17:35] <IcyByron> WHAT
[17:35] <IcyByron> THE SHIT
[17:35] <solemnsketcher> he was afraid
[17:35] <solemnsketcher> ... he hated me
[17:35] <IcyByron> fuck was he real!?
[17:35] <solemnsketcher> more than you
[17:35] <IcyByron> AM I REAL
17:35] <IcyByron> SSHIT
[17:36] <IcyByron> NICK HOW CAN I KNOW THAT YOU AREN'T FAKE
[17:36] <IcyByron> SHIT
[17:36] <IcyByron> I KNEW IT
[17:36] <solemnsketcher> is anything real anymore?
[17:36] <visceralVanguard> But it is nigh impossible to tell what is created by this game and what is not.
[17:36] <visceralVanguard> This is yet another reason why it is so twisted!
[17:36] <visceralVanguard> I can attest to the fact that I am real, but that means nothing to you, logically speaking.
[17:37] <IcyByron> well fuck
[17:37] <visceralVanguard>  For that is also precisely what a copy of me generated by the game would say as well.
[17:37] <IcyByron> i mean
[17:37] <IcyByron> i think i am like
[17:37] <IcyByron> from the original world
[17:37] <IcyByron> but fuck
[17:37] <IcyByron> how do i even know
[17:37] <IcyByron> i didnt know faerzen really
[17:37] <solemnsketcher> ...
[17:37] <visceralVanguard> The only thing I can grasp onto is that, though
[17:37] <IcyByron> so i dont even know if were from the same universe or some shit
[17:37] <visceralVanguard> We did not really know each other
[17:37] <IcyByron> and nick
[17:37] <visceralVanguard> But we were acquainted.
[17:38] <IcyByron> fuck how do you even
[17:38] <IcyByron> your like from some old fuck time
[17:38] <solemnsketcher> ....
[17:38] <solemnsketcher> faerzen
[17:38] <IcyByron> how did you even get this game
[17:38] <solemnsketcher> you were there too
[17:38] <IcyByron> like
[17:38] <IcyByron> shit
[17:38] <IcyByron> we are dead
[17:38] <IcyByron> so so soooo dead
[17:38] <IcyByron> fuck
[17:38] <visceralVanguard> He got the game because I gave it to him in my game.
[17:38] <IcyByron> what
[17:38] <solemnsketcher> not really
[17:38] <solemnsketcher> we arent dead
[17:38] <IcyByron> WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO THAT
[17:38] <visceralVanguard> My copy of the game brought him up on the screen.
[17:38] <solemnsketcher> as long as we keep ME on line
[17:39] <visceralVanguard> And I was playing, just as you were with Yakuza dude.
[17:39] <IcyByron> I MEAN TECHNICALLY I AM
[17:39] <IcyByron> FUCK
[17:39] <IcyByron> I AM DEAD YO
[17:39] <IcyByron> SHIT
[17:39] <visceralVanguard> Byron, please calm down!
[17:39] <solemnsketcher> CALM THIS FUCKING INSTANT
[17:39] <visceralVanguard> I know this is very unsettling and uncertain, but flipping out isn't going to get us anywhere!
[17:39] <solemnsketcher> IM TRYING TO PREVENT A MASSACRE
[17:39] <solemnsketcher> OR WORSE
[17:40] <solemnsketcher> so you see...
[17:40] <visceralVanguard> You say that this is a possibility because of your interactions with "alternate Byron"?
[17:40] <solemnsketcher> apparently... my mind is only going to go worse
[17:40] <IcyByron> WAIT DIDNT YOU DO THE MASSACRE DUD
[17:40] <IcyByron> DUDE
[17:40] <IcyByron> SHIT DUDE FUCK
[17:40] <solemnsketcher> and alternate faerzen
[17:40] <IcyByron> FUCK FUUUUCK FUCK
[17:40] <visceralVanguard> Byron, WILL YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!?!?
[17:40] <visceralVanguard> Please!
[17:40] <IcyByron> DID YOU PUT THE MASK ON OR SOMETHING JESUS
[17:40] <visceralVanguard> Get a hold of yourself!
[17:40] <solemnsketcher> ... no
[17:41] <IcyByron> MASKS ARE FUCKING EVIL
[17:41] <IcyByron> FUCK
[17:41] <solemnsketcher> i havent
[17:41] <IcyByron> MASKS
[17:41] <visceralVanguard> Need I dish out the same words you gave me not several hours ago???
[17:41] <solemnsketcher> STOP YOU TWO
[17:41] <IcyByron> SHIT DUDE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
[17:41] <IcyByron> IM FREAKING THE FUCK OUT
[17:41] <solemnsketcher> this can be easily prevented
[17:43] <solemnsketcher> this thing can be easily prevented i think
[17:43] <solemnsketcher> .. i just need to stop going mad!
[17:43] <masterfulShooter> how
[17:43] <masterfulShooter> HOW DO I NOT
[17:43] <masterfulShooter> OH FUCK ME
[17:43] <masterfulShooter> GOD DAMNIT
[17:43] <solemnsketcher> that's were you come in
[17:43] <masterfulShooter> I DONT THINK THATS HOW IT WOOOOOORKS
[17:44] <masterfulShooter> who me?
[17:44] <solemnsketcher> and faerzen
[17:44] <visceralVanguard> I'm afraid that's not something you can just accomplish so easily. Do you have a proposal?
[17:44] <solemnsketcher> ...yes
[17:44] <solemnsketcher> the room on top of my house faerzen?
[17:44] <solemnsketcher> dont built anything further that i get access to
[17:45] <visceralVanguard> How will that be effective?
[17:45] <solemnsketcher> just a really tall pillar and platforms
[17:45] <visceralVanguard> I just conferred with my sprite, and building is necessary for us to make any progress in this game!
[17:45] <visceralVanguard> He is, for some reason, quite adamant that we must do this!
[17:45] <solemnsketcher> from this point onwards im permanently in the land of crows and makeup
[17:45] <masterfulShooter> uh
[17:45] <masterfulShooter> duh
[17:45] <masterfulShooter> it keeps him from fucking us up
[17:45] <solemnsketcher> no
[17:46] <masterfulShooter> AS IN KEEPS HIM IN THE FUCKING CELL
[17:46] <visceralVanguard> So you are essentially asking me to imprison you?
[17:46] <masterfulShooter> AS IN NOT MURDERING US
[17:46] <masterfulShooter> FUCK
[17:46] <solemnsketcher> he IS going to fuck us up
[17:46] <masterfulShooter> YES
[17:46] <masterfulShooter> ITS NOT HARD
[17:46] <solemnsketcher> yes
[17:46] <solemnsketcher> keep me on the planet
[17:46] <solemnsketcher> ((gimme a second
[17:46] <masterfulShooter> shit
[17:46] <masterfulShooter> oh fuck
[17:46] <masterfulShooter> oh FUCK
[17:46] <masterfulShooter> WHAT IF THE ONE ON MINE LEADS TO YOURS
[17:46] <masterfulShooter> SHIT SHIT SHIT
[17:47] <visceralVanguard> I would estimate a 50% probability that it does
[17:47] <solemnsketcher> it does
[17:47] <visceralVanguard> Actually, I would estimate higher than that.
[17:47] <solemnsketcher> i just know it
[17:47] <visceralVanguard> It would seem advantageous to provide connections in the opposite directions of the ones we formed ourselves when we started playing
[17:47] <masterfulShooter> WHAT
[17:47] <masterfulShooter> NO
[17:47] <masterfulShooter> FUCK THAT
[17:47] <solemnsketcher> built a tower.... unreachable to me
[17:47] <masterfulShooter> ITS A GOOD THING ITS BREAKING THEN
[17:47] <masterfulShooter> HAHAHAHAHA
[17:48] <Bindeer> <Bad luck Brian has never been more relevant>
[17:48] <solemnsketcher> yet for the ones that come trough gates
[17:48] <solemnsketcher> easily travesable
[19:41] <visceralVanguard> Byron, will you please GET A FUCKING HOLD OF YOURSELF!
[19:41] <visceralVanguard> PLEASE!
[19:41] <visceralVanguard> I know this is really confusing, but freaking out ISN'T GOING TO HELP ONE DAMN BIT
[19:42] <solemnSketcher> freaking out is natural
[19:42] <visceralVanguard> You're only making all the more difficult for Nick to ACTUALLY say what he's trying to say
[19:42] <visceralVanguard> I'll talk to you individually, Byron. Please wait until you can stop interrupting every single time anyone says ANYTHING.
[19:42] <solemnSketcher> ...
[19:42] <visceralVanguard> -- visceralVanguard [VV] has BANNED masterfulShooter [MS] from the memo --