NOVEMBER 2014, BARNES -- A damning ONSTED report by Professor Goodwoman has today revealed the fact that pupils at a South West London private school are at risk of extremist views and radicalisation. Professor Goodwoman's report said that the school had being taken over by a right-wing radicalist who believes firmly in anti-immigration and the utter ruthlessness of timekeeping, and the sanctity of the registration system.

Whistleblowers from within the school revealed to this publication that 'Reichsleiter' Movement has been utilising the school's PA system to make dictatorial declamations each afternoon to spread propaganda relating to the nefarious programme of the 'iSAMS registration window.' It is further understood by this publication that Reichsleiter Movement (as he refers to himself) may be finding a promotion in the future. The fear that is prevalent amongst many of those concerned with the regime is that this will permit him to make scathing remarks in the mornings and afternoons. Plans leaked to this publication reveal that Movement is planning on having segregated notices in the morning, however, the groupings are not yet clear.

A spokesperson for the regime informed this publication that 'Tardiness is absolutely forbidden' and 'against the ethos of the school.' This publication is interested to learn, therefore, that the regime has done further research into John Colet's original wish for the school and must have unearthed evidence to show a lifelong dedication to punctuality. The spokesperson also revealed that the system known as 'Late Passes' would be potentially removed on the grounds that it is 'benefits claiming', and that the paper used to create the bureaucracy behind it would be reused to print, entirely in the UK and not in Europe at all, pro-regime content.

Meanwhile, rumours continue to circulate the area, and one of the most prevalent is that 'Reichsleiter' Movement is in fact a right-wing political version of the Terminator. Theorists point towards the recent appearance of a strange metallic device donned by Movement, suggesting that the 'accident' was nothing more but a cover-up for the fact that his exoskeleton is breaking down. Theorists further contend that Movement was sent back from a welfare-state supported, Labour dominated, multicultural, futuristic hell to ensure that the right-wing take control of the early 21st century within the UK before 'The Event' happens. They refused to answer any more of this publication's questions into their theory. A spokesperson for the regime also declined to comment.