/Hours in a year/

hourInYear = 24 * 7 * 52
puts hourInYear

/Minutes in a decade/

minInDecade = hourInYear * 10 * 60
puts minInDecade

/How many seconds old am I?/

secondsOld = 22 * hourInYear * 60 * 3600
puts secondsOld

/1,031,000 seconds old, how old am I?/
age = 1031000000/365/24/60/60
puts age


/Gets first name/
puts 'What\'s your first name?'
firstName = gets.chomp

/Gets middle name/
puts 'What\'s your middle name?'
middleName = gets.chomp

/Gets last name/
puts 'What\'s your last name?'
lastName = gets.chomp

/Greeting/
puts 'Hello, ' + firstName + ' ' + middleName + ' ' + lastName + '.'

/Favorite Number/
puts 'What\'s your favorite number?'
favNum = gets.chomp.to_i
puts "You picked #{favNum}? That's a good number but I think #{favNum + 1} is a much better number!"

/Angry Boss/

puts "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?!"
wants = gets.chomp
puts "WHADDAYA MEAN " + wants + "?! YOU'RE FIRED!!"