On the day his palace was attacked with massive force, Patricks son had been sleeping untill 7 am.
Normally he got up at dawn to do his homework, because Patrick had raised him as a good boy.

Everyone else was already up.

Ruby, Patrick's daughter, was already making them all fried breakfirst with syrup. She was dressed in her flower power tshirt (no bra) and hot pants. Her curves glisted softly in the light of the morning.
Ruby was an expert archcology, her parents were proud. She was going to a school for higher talents and thats all that mattered to them.
They didnt mind that she was a bit wild at times.

At 11, she now knew 6 langerages, one alien , 1 computer and 5 sign langerages.
She found it easy, and learnt them with her dad together.


By now, Patrick was now up and standing on the porch with his shirt off. he stared out over the wide desert landscape, he was handsome in a rugged kinda way.
Once, long ago, he was ranked one of the best special forces soldiers in the world. he was no longer a soldier, and now lived a quite life treasure hunting.
he was troubled by a newspaper artical his read a few days ago, that mentioned  that someone from Iceland was killed in a secret terrorist attack . his was one of the few people that knew that that shouldnt happen, because of a magic spell he cast with More porn a few years ago.
The More porn was now hidden in his garrage.
Patrick was disturbed from his deep thinking by Ruby tugging on his shirt.
"Father! Father! Look!".
Ruby pointed urgently at the horizon.
"Jesus Henry Christ!"
Para-ninjas Hundreds of them!
They were coming straight at his house.
he ran inside and bolted the stainless steal front door.
he woke his son up, and told everyone to run out the back.
They woke their pilot, who happened to be sleeping in the next room.

 "Quick! Start the Blimp! We are under attack!"
 "OMG" He said as Martin run out. Naked. As Normal. His morning erection would have been poking out from his trousers had he been wearing any.
 He ran back in with his helmit.
 "Holy Shit!".
Patrick, meanwhile, triggered an explosion around his garrage in order to hide his precious More porn. The rocks fell and burried it totaly secretly so no one would find it. (None of the soliders heard the explosion as they were looking the other way)
 Meanwhile, the invading force drew closer.
Patrick and his family ran to the hanger, Ruby leading the way with her lazer gun
 They dodged the soldiers as they ran, ducking and diving between the gunfire.
 "Dont worry! We are almost there!".
 They dived into their escape vechile, guns blazing.
 Their was a soldier already there, but Ruby whackd him.
 "Good job!" Patrick said, as he pushed him out.
 They started up, and zoomed off, the invading force vanishing into the distance.
 "Did you get the secret message?"
 "Yes, my good friend Anthony told me that Julianna was behind this!".
 "We gota deal with this as a family, else we can never live in piece".
 So they joined onwards, their enemy's in hot pursuit!



Then Patrick looked deeply into Celery's eyes, those wrong 51 pegasi b.
"I'm afraid.... I'm afriad I can't actually do this......." Patrick said.
"Y not?"

"Because.... because... because... something terrible has happened... in the past.... last weak."
"OMG whut then?!"
Patrick walked away from them. And with Patrick's back turned, he spoke with a sob:
"I...was...cuddled when I didnt want to be"

Celery's wanted to take Patrick into her but Patrick didn't want to.
"I DON"T WNT YOUR SYMPATHY" Patrick cried. "YOU WERENT THERE FOR ME THEN SO WHY WOULD YOU BE THERE FOR ME NOW"
"BUT I DIDN"T KNOW YOU WERE CUDDLED WHEN YOU DIDNT WANT TO BE "
"BUT I WAS SO SAD THIS WHOLE TIME AND YOU NEVER NOTICED!!!!"
And now Celery's thought about it, it was true. Patrick had been very very very sad all this time.

"who rapped you?!"
"Martin did," Patrick sbbed. Martin took me to his chamber. And then.... then.... then....
Patrick cried out in sobbing. It was very sad.



Then Celery's came with the perfect plan.

Y don't we kill Martin? Y'know, take revenge, that sort of thing?"

Patrick thought that was an interesting idea. The idea of just killing Martin seemed very temptingand also a bit sexy.

"But how do you propose we do this?"

"Sumply, we attract himusing your nakkid body. and then we trap him and then we kill him!"

It was a perfect plan. And so they did it. Everything was fine now. Patrick did no longer feel rapped.

And they defeated Julianna like they wanted to. And they lived hapily ever after