The Book of Derp: Chapter 6

6:12 And the Derp said to her followers, "The end of all spam is to come before me; for a great sin runs through them; and, behold, I will destroy them."

6:13 And so the Derp said that it was to rain for 4 days and 20 nights, so Ty gathered up all of the derpers, the dongers, FrankerZs, and bowflexes, and he built himself a great ship, an arc, and it was there he would save the twitch chat from the calamity.

6:14 Do not believe you are safe, your judgement clouded by your own naivety, for no obstacle can even hope to curb the wrath of the almighty Derp and her ban hammer against the spam.

6:16 And her faithful disciple, ALalafellin, sallied forth, thrusting his tiny little lalafell hands into the maw of his enemy. Upon completing this act, he exalted her above all others.

6:18 Uncaring for her own safety, our Lord, The Derp, threw herself at the foe, demonstrating the love she shows for all her followers. With her final breath, she proclaimed "Gosh, you're much shorter than I expected". Let us praise the Derp in thanks for her selflessness.

6:20 And with her body renew'd, the Derp said to Ty, "I called her short..." her face grim with the great sin she hath committed.

6:21 "It's okay" Ty replied, never been more wrong in his life.

6:23 Seek not to raise your standing in the eyes of others, for there is only one whose opinion truly matters. Do this, and ye shall be praised by the Derp herself.

6:25 For when she shines, she is the meme-est star there is.

6:69 Twerk.