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- >You sit under a tree in the glow of the moon.
- >A light breeze blows across the land.
- >Princess Cadence lays across you, her head resting on your lap.
- >"Anonymous... Oh how I have waited for this moment to come..."
- >She lifts her head and looks up at you.
- >Then closes her eyes and slowly leans in.
- >You close your eyes as well.
- >*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
- >The sound of your alarm clock jolts you awake.
- "GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!"
- >Looks like you'll never get to pound that perfect pink princess pussy.
- >You get out of bed and go to the bathroom for your morning routine.
- >Once finished, you get dressed and head downstairs.
- >Before you can start breakfast, a loud bang is heard on the door.
- >Who could that have been?
- >Too hard to have been Fluttershy.
- >Not hard enough to be Rainbow or AJ.
- >Pinkie would have just came out of the fridge.
- >Rarity has others knock for her, for fear of the dirt that collects on doors.
- >So it must be-
- >The door flies off its hinges and Twilight stands there.
- >"Anon!"
- "Yo."
- >You step out into the hallway to see the rest of the mane 6 behind her.
- >Oh shit.
- >This could be serious.
- "What's wrong? Has something happened?"
- >Two hooves are felt on your shoulders.
- >Pinkie is now on your head, "No silly! It's picnic time!"
- >Shit.
- >Totally forgot about that.
- >Pinkie bends down and tries to plant a kiss on you.
- >You grab her by the mane and throw her in front of you.
- "I'll go with you guys to this stupid picnic if it means you'll leave me alone afterwards."
- >They all nod except AJ.
- >Wait, doesn't that mean-
- >"Come on, move your butt!"
- >Rainbow slaps your ass and pushes you out of the house.
- "Hey! Watch it."
- >She flies in front of you and flicks her tail up, showing you her mareparts.
- >"You know you liked it..."
- >Grab her by the ass and ground her.
- "I didn't. Now are we gonna go to this fucking picnic already?"
- >Twilight nods and starts to lead the way.
- >As you walk, you feel eyes on you.
- >You turn and see Pinkie right behind you, her googly eyed glasses sprung out and touching your ass.
- >Swat her away.
- >Then you look to the other side.
- >Fluttershy quickly averts her eyes from your crotch.
- >She looks at your eyes, smiles, gets uncomfortable because you don't smile back, and slowly returns to looking at your crotch.
- >The fuck is wrong with these horses.
- >Twilight turns back, "It's just up this hill."
- >Well it's a good thing it was so close.
- >Why only one of them couldn't have come over to get you, you'll never know.
- >Twilight leads you up the hill and there you see the red and white picnic blanket with food already set out on plates.
- >Great.
- >Sitting on the grass while eating a meal with six ponies who don't try to hide the fact that they want you to fuck them.
- >What could go wrong?
- >You sit down and Applejack scoots up close to you.
- >Too close.
- "Applejack, this is a bigass blanket. You've got room to distance yourself."
- >"But Ah don't want tah."
- >Seems reasonable enough.
- >You grab a sandwich from the plate of them and eat it while AJ clings to your arm like a starving Ethiopian child clings to life.
- >On your other side, Rarity has brought herself a cushioned chair and is styling her mane.
- >Raise an eyebrow.
- >She returns the gesture, "Well you wouldn't actually expect me to lay on the grass, would you?"
- "Guess not."
- >Now tuning into Twilight's voice, "No Pinkie, time travel isn't possible."
- >Pinkie groans, "Aww... Are you sure? Not even a little bit?"
- >"Not a little bit or a lot! Time isn't even a real thing Pinkie! It's only what we use to-"
- >Yeah, that's boring.
- >Pinkie thinks so too, as she is nodding in and out while Twilight explains the time space continuum.
- >Fluttershy is trying to bring up conversation but is too fucking awkward and just ends up making squeaking noises.
- >Rainbow is digging at her nose with a hoof.
- >She must not think anyone is looking at her.
- >The only one here you actually consider normal is Applejack.
- >Speaking of which...
- >You put your arm around AJ and she melts to your touch.
- >Suddenly a loud crack is heard across the sky.
- >You look up.
- >A giant ball of white is coming down at an alarming rate.
- "YOU GUYS LOOK OU-"
- >It slams down in the middle of the picnic blanket, rocketing out chunks of glowing white shit everywhere.
- >The impact of this strange rock to all of your bodies knocks you unconscious.
- >An itch is felt on your nuts.
- >Wake up.
- >Scratch that shit.
- >Oh wait a minute.
- >The fuck happened?
- >Your eyes finally decide to work.
- >Oh shit...
- >All seven of you lay in a huge crater.
- >Whatever remnants of that strange rock are now mysteriously gone.
- >Huh.
- >Are the girls alright?
- >There's two ways to do this.
- >Go to each one and wake them like a gentleman.
- >Or, wake them all up at the same time.
- >...man fuck these horses.
- "HEY GET THE FUCK UP!"
- >All of them jolt awake.
- >Twilight looks over at you.
- >"What's that thing on your head?"
- "What thing? There's a thing on me?! GET IT OFF!"
- >You smack your own head.
- >There's nothing there.
- "Damn it Twilight, that's not funny."
- >She looks over to the middle of the crater.
- >"I wasn't joking Anon... There was a leech on your head. And in a few seconds there will be an orange puddle in the middle of this crater."
- >Damn Twilight, you crazy.
- "What the fuck are you babbling about?"
- >Applejack groans.
- >You turn to her.
- >She starts melting to an orange goop.
- >She continues to melt until she looks like freshly made applesauce.
- >Applegak slides down to the middle of the crater, her hat floating on her as she does so.
- >"Help me! What's going on?!"
- >WHAT THE FUCK?!
- "How did you do that?! How did Twilight know you were going to do that?!"
- >"U-Uh... Guys!"
- >You turn around to-OH MY GOODNESS.
- >RAINBOW.
- >The skin, muscles, and bones on her body have relocated themselves to the outside of her body in reverse order.
- >The combined grossness of Rainbow with the weirdness of Applegak and Twilight seeing the future is too much for your brain to handle at once.
- >You pass out.
- >A hoof lightly taps you on the cheek.
- >Quickly open your eyes to see Fluttershy.
- >Sit forward and see the rest of the mane 6.
- >Rainbow isn't a hideous monster anymore and Pinkie holds a bucket of Applegak from spilling out.
- "What the fuck happened?"
- >No one knows.
- >Twilight looks around at things that don't seem very important to you.
- "Twilight, what's wrong with you?"
- >"I don't know. I'm seeing things that sometimes happen and sometimes don't. Like how Fluttershy is going to hurt us all in a few minutes."
- >Fluttershy stammers, "I, um, no, that's not r-right. I'd never *mumble mumble*"
- "What was that?"
- >"I said I'd never hurt my *mumble mumble*"
- "DAMN IT SHY, SPEAK THE FUCK UP!"
- >"I said I'D NEVER HURT MY FRIENDS!"
- >Her voice reaches a volume unknown and very uncomfortable to any living being's eardrums.
- >The rest of you cover your ears to prevent from going completely deaf.
- >Fluttershy looks around at all of you after yelling.
- >She sits down and moves her mane behind her eyes.
- >Then she whispers, "I'm sorry."
- >You stand and look at all of the mini horses.
- "Well my fellow equines. I think I understand what has happened here."
- >They all look at you with confusion in their eyes.
- "We all seem to have acquired powers."
- >The bucket of Applegak yells at you, "Now wait just a darn minute! Ya call this a power?! Ah'm a liquid in a bucket fer cryin' out loud!"
- "Can you change back?"
- >"HOW IN THE HAY AM AH S'POSED TAH KNOW?!"
- "I don't know! Try stretching out a hoof?"
- >A bit of her slime juts out and forms a hoof.
- "SEE?! THERE! NOW DO THE REST!"
- >Pinkie pushes the bucket over and Applegak spreads across the ground.
- >Three more hooves form.
- >From the four hooves the slime crawls up, slowly forming the rest of her body.
- >She jiggles like jello when the breeze rolls by, but other than that she's back to normal.
- >So if all of you have powers...
- >What's yours?
- >Hm...
- >Rarity gasps.
- >All of you turn to her.
- >Her mane is styled quite different from the last time you saw it.
- >How did she do that so quickly?
- >"Oh my goodness I could make such a profit on this power!"
- "Uhhh... Mind sharing with the rest of us exactly what the fuck you're talking about?"
- >"Oh right. Let me demonstrate on you."
- >She stares at you.
- >Her eye twitches.
- >A loud poof is heard.
- >The rest of the girls are laughing.
- >The fuck did she just do?
- >You feel your head with a hand.
- >Got a fro now.
- "Wow. Get this off me."
- >She giggles, "I think it makes you look smashing."
- "QUIT FUCKING AROUND AND GET THIS SHIT OFF ME!"
- >"Alright Anonymous, there's no need to yell."
- >Just as fast as it grew, it disappears.
- "Thanks. Alright, we still have to find out what Pinkie's power is and what mine is."
- >Pinkie speaks, "I don't feel any different..."
- "Well neither do I."
- >Isn't this just fine and dandy.
- >Twilight's eyes go wide as she stares at you.
- >"Oh wow Anon..."
- "What?"
- >"Your power."
- "You know my power?!"
- >"Yes."
- "...well are ya gonna tell me?"
- >She shakes her head.
- >"I don't want to mess up the timeline."
- "What?! JUST TELL ME WHAT MY FUCKING POWER IS YOU BITCH!"
- >Twilight's body lifts up and floats over to you.
- >You grab her by her sides when she gets to you.
- "TELL ME WHAT MY FUCKING POWER IS YOU CUNT!"
- >"U-Um, Anon?"
- >Turn to Fluttershy.
- "What?!"
- >"You um... You just used it."
- >Wait a shrekond.
- >HOW DID SHE FLOAT OVER TO YOU?!
- >You move your hand up and Twilight is lifted up.
- >"I hope this isn't the timeline where I'm dropped and I break my neck!"
- >Slowly lower her back to the ground safely.
- >Being able to manipulate objects with your mind?
- >Fucking sweet!
- >With this power...
- >You look at the candy colored miniature equines who all want your cock.
- >As you raise your hands, all six of them float into the air.
- >Rainbow shouts, "Hey! Put us down!"
- >AJ falls apart to a goop again.
- >Pinkie is just looking around at everyone.
- >Fluttershy cowers.
- >Rarity changes her mane again, completely oblivious to the situation.
- >Twilight looks out at the Everfree, "I really hope this isn't THAT timeline!"
- >Without anymore words, you fling them as far and as fast as you can into the forest.
- >Their screams echo across the land as they soar.
- >Who cares if they're hurt or not.
- >Now you don't have to deal with their shit.
- >Whoa.
- >Wait a second.
- >You just got rid of the elements of harmony.
- >...you can do whatever you want now!
- >Take off to a sprint into town with one goal in mind.
- >To fuck shit up.
- >You wake up with a terrible pain in your head.
- >Once standing up, you look around at your unconscious friends.
- >None of them seem to be too hurt, besides a few cuts and scratches.
- >Why would Nonny do something like that?
- >He's never been that mean to all of you.
- >You walk over to each of your friends and gently wake them up.
- >When you help Rainbow up, you notice her wing is bent a way that wings are NOT meant to bend.
- >"Agh, Pinkie! Be careful, that hurts!"
- "Sorry Rainbow."
- >She tries to fly and just falls on her face after only one of her wings moves.
- >"Ouch."
- >Applejack reforms herself and Rarity is restyling Fluttershy's mane.
- >Twilight is looking at the trees.
- "Uhhh, girls?"
- >They all look at you.
- "What do we do?!"
- >Fluttershy speaks, "W-Well I think I c-can fly up and see how f-far we are."
- >You nod.
- "Go do that!"
- >She flies up into the sky and looks around.
- >"Uh oh..."
- >She lands and faces all of you, "U-Um... We have a problem."
- >Aj has completely reformed now, "What's that?"
- >"All I was able to see were trees. For miles and miles in each direction."
- >He sure threw you far.
- >Just then a loud growl is heard.
- >All of you turn to face the direction Twilight was facing earlier.
- >Two teenage dragons come rushing out.
- >The red one sinks its teeth into Twilight's neck.
- >Then it swings her around like a ragdoll until her back snaps under the pressure.
- "HOLD ON A MINUTE! Writer, you can't do that!"
- >Wait what?
- "Give me that!"
- >H-HEY! YOU CAN'T JUST CHANGE THE SCRIPT LIKE THAT!
- >She scribbles on it with some markers and then throws it back.
- "Now START OVER!"
- >The two dragons are now two big fluffy puppies.
- >They come rushing out of the trees.
- >Then they happily run over to Fluttershy.
- >Fluttershy rubs their bellies like the good dogs they are.
- >"Aww... They're so cute!"
- >This shouldn't be allowed to happen.
- >I'm the fucking writer here.
- >When I want things to die, they die.
- >Rainbow has a heart attack.
- "WRITER!"
- >The script is snatched away.
- >Applejack watches in confusion as Pinkie scribbles things on a piece of paper she pulled from seemingly nowhere.
- >Then she throws it back.
- >Instead of having a heart attack, Rainbow sneezes.
- >This isn't fair.
- "Well maybe if you didn't try to KILL MY FRIENDS then I would be more nice!"
- >Why did I give her the ability to neglect the fourth wall?
- >All of you sit around in a circle.
- >Fluttershy is petting the two dogs.
- >You look around at all of them.
- "Alright, I know what we should do."
- >They all look at you.
- "We have to learn to use our powers the right way."
- >Rainbow glares at you, "Why?! I wouldn't even consider mine a power!"
- "What was yours again?"
- >She stands up and then grunts.
- >Her face turns a dark red as her ass starts pushing out her insides.
- >Sort of like when you pull a sock inside out.
- >It pushes out inch by inch of her insides and she screams the entire time.
- >Once she has been completely turned inside out, her skin reforms to cover her body.
- >Then outside of that, her fleshy bits string together and form her muscular system.
- >And on the outermost layer, her skeletal system forms.
- >In the ribcage is where all of her vital organs rest.
- >Her brain moves down a bit to make room for her eyes.
- >Her eyes spin around in their sockets to match everything that's just happened.
- >She looks around at everyone and they are disgusted.
- >"I told you!"
- >Puss and blood spray out when she speaks.
- >"And it doesn't exactly tickle!"
- "Ew..."
- >She takes a step and you watch her sticky flesh peel off the ground where she stands.
- >She screams as it nearly rips off.
- "Alright alright! Change back!"
- >Her ass starts pushing out her skin and the entire process happens again but backwards this time.
- >When she finishes, you shake your head.
- "We'll find some use for your power, Rainbow."
- >She sits down exhausted, "Why do we need to use our powers?"
- "Well, Anon obviously doesn't like us. Right?"
- >They all nod.
- "And if he doesn't like us, then he'll do whatever it takes to get rid of us. Right?"
- >They nod again.
- "But we love him and want his hot monkey cock, right?!"
- >They all nod with lust in their eyes.
- "So this can only mean one thing. We have to learn how to use our powers to beat him and get our prize. HIS HOT MONKEY COCK!"
- >Everypony cheers for you.
- >Rarity raises a hoof.
- >You point to her.
- >"Terribly sorry to interrupt, but how am I going to help with that? All I can do is change mane styles."
- >You look around you like you're about to tell a secret.
- >Then you motion for everyone to come closer.
- >Once they do, you whisper.
- "I read in the script how the final battle is supposed to be. I didn't like what happens, so I went and made a few changes..."
- >You huddle them closer and explain your plan.
- >But you explain it in a way that the writer can't describe to the readers, thus making it a fun surprise to come later.
- >Damn it Pinkie.
- >After explaining your super duper looper awesome plan, you get to work on helping the others train with their powers.
- >Fluttershy's seems to be the most effective.
- "Alright Fluttershy, just look out at the forest and give us the loudest yell you can."
- >She nods meekly and looks out at the trees.
- >She takes a deep breath.
- >Then lets out her signature tiny squeak of a yell.
- >The sound waves coming from her mouth are so strong they blow all the leaves off the trees in front of her and bend the actual tree down as well.
- >You are all blown back by the sheer force of her voice.
- >She stops and turns around to see all of you on your asses.
- >"O-Oh... T-Too loud?"
- "That was perfect Fluttershy!"
- >You stand up and give her your biggest smile.
- >She bashfully smiles back.
- >Great
- >...shit.
- >Oh for the love of-PINKIE!
- "What?"
- >I can't read any of this!
- >You drew penises all over this scene!
- "Just skip forward some, that stuff isn't that important anyways."
- >Ugh.
- >Fine.
- "Alright girls, now that you've learned to use your powers the right way, now it's time to get out of here!"
- >Rainbow speaks, "But Pinkie, how am I supposed to fly with a broken wing?"
- >You put a hoof up to your chin.
- >Hmmm.
- >Then you rip the script out of the writer's hands again.
- >I don't even care anymore, I just want this story to end.
- "Mhm. Change some of that... Cross out this... GREAT!"
- >You finish writing things down and give it back.
- >A golden light comes down from the sun and shines upon all of you, fully healing all of your injuries.
- >Nopony has anymore cuts or scratches and Rainbow's wing has been fixed.
- >"That was AWESOME!"
- >She flies into the air.
- >"Pinkie..."
- >She lands again.
- >"How do we make it back now?"
- >You pull the script out and write an extra scene before putting it away.
- >But you don't show it because that would ruin the surprise!
- >Dear Christ she's infected my mind.
- >Twilight walks over to you all.
- >"There's three possible ways to get back home. The most safe way is for me to try teleporting us back."
- >Fluttershy steps forward, "U-Um, what's the other ways?"
- >She must really not like teleporting.
- >"Well we could try running back or fly back."
- >"Wait just a minute, how in tarnation do ya s'pose we gonna fly back?"
- >Before Twilight speaks, you take off running into the trees.
- >"Pinkie!"
- >Shit, I can't even see her anymore.
- >Isn't this supposed to be a second person story?
- >Fuck.
- >Um... Applejack!
- >You are Applejack.
- >Pinkie just ran off into the forest.
- >A tap is felt on your side.
- >Pinkie is there eating a banana.
- "Oh there ya are! Where'd you go?"
- >"Oh I was just leaving a little surprise for our readers."
- "Readers? What in the hay are you talkin' about Pinkie?"
- >She stares off in some direction and winks.
- >Then she runs off into the trees again, leaving you all confused.
- >When she comes back, she stares into the sky.
- >"YOINK!"
- >You are Pinkie.
- >How the fuck did you switch the perspective like that?
- "Shush. Alright girls! I have a plan on getting out of here!"
- >They are all listening.
- "See that mountain up there?"
- >They all look over at the giant mountain and then look back.
- "I have to jump off that."
- >Twilight lightly shakes her head, "So that's what's going to happen. Pinkie, you're a genius!"
- >She takes off to a gallop into the forest.
- "Well come on girls, go follow Twilight!"
- >They follow after her for fear that they'll be left to die.
- >When you reach the mountain, you find a path that goes up and around it in a spiral motion.
- >And it's made entirely of... Candy Canes.
- >Pinkie, are you ever going to make sense?
- "I don't know, you're the writer here."
- >It doesn't feel like I am.
- >You follow the peppermint path to the top of the mountain to a platform.
- >The platform looks as if it was made for just such an occasion.
- >How convenient.
- "Writer, stop being a smarty pants."
- >Right, the platform looks as if it wasn't made for just such an occasion.
- >How inconvenient.
- "That's better! Alright... I only have one shot at this."
- >Looking off the edge, you see the girls are in the perfect position.
- A few minutes ago...
- >You run through the forest and see a few trees.
- >Looking up, you see that they are right below the mountain.
- >Hmmm...
- >You tie together a bunch of vines along the ground and attach them to the tops of four trees.
- >Using your body weight, you bend the trees down one by one and tie them in place with a vine.
- >A banana falls from the top of one tree.
- >You grab it and rush back to the others.
- A minute after that few minutes ago...
- >You rush all the way up the mountain and change the script some.
- "Let's add a little platform up here..."
- >...and why not have a little fun?
- >You turn the dirt path up the mountain into Candy Canes.
- >Then you rush back to the girls.
- >You walk back a few feet and break off a Candy Cane shard from the path.
- "This should be sharp enough."
- >Then after taking a deep breath, you run and jump off the edge of the platform.
- >Perfect.
- >You're falling right where you should be.
- >When you're about to hit the tree tops, you throw the sharp Candy Cane shard down at the vines holding the four trees together.
- >It snaps and the four trees bend back to their original shapes, launching the vine net you've made on the ground into the air.
- >You hit the net when it goes up and get flung with the girls.
- >Well this is good.
- >Ponyville is coming into view.
- >There's Sugarcube Corner, the Library, Carousel Boutique, that ominous tower in the middle of town covered with lightning, and Sweet Apple Acres.
- >Wait a second...
- >You look over at that tower again.
- >Hmmm... Where do you remember seeing that?
- >Pull out the script and flip to page 42.
- >A giant tower is right there.
- >It is labeled, "Anon's Tower"
- >Well now you know where you're going.
- >You look down at the fast approaching ground.
- "OH NO! 'You all come crashing down the ground hard' ?!"
- "Wait wait, that could kill us!"
- >You scratch out the word "ground" and replace it with "marshmallow" to be sure of your safety.
- >All of you come crashing down to the marshmallow hard.
- >Which really isn't that hard, considering it's a marshmallow.
- >When you finally pull yourself out of it, you look to the lightning covered tower of houses in the middle of town.
- "Wow. Anon really went all out."
- >Rainbow nudges you, "What makes you think that's Anon's work?"
- >You point to the big sign next to it that says, "Anon's Tower"
- >"Oh."
- >Twilight walks forward a little bit.
- >"Pinkie... Are you sure about this plan you told us about?"
- "Sure as I'll ever be!"
- >"How do you know that though?"
- >You put a hoof around Twilight and pull her in.
- >Then whisper in her ear what you've done to the script.
- >"Oh wow..."
- "Now you know! And knowing is half the battle! G.I. JOOEEEE!"
- >They all look at you confused.
- "Oops. Wrong show."
- >A lightning bolt strikes the ground near you.
- >Oh right.
- >The reason you're back here.
- >Anon.
- "Alright girls, let's roll out!"
- >All of you rush toward the tower.
- >Lightning bolts randomly strike the ground everywhere in town.
- >You're not sure if it's random or if Anon is doing this himself.
- >Eventually you make it to the base of the tower.
- "Way to completely skip the details, writer."
- >YOU DREW A PICTURE OF A PINK FLUFFY UNICORN DANCING ON A RAINBOW ALL OVER THIS FUCKING PAGE.
- "Alright! Jeez."
- >Rarity asks with a confused tone, "Pinkie, who ever are you speaking to dear?"
- "The writer!"
- >"The writer? What?"
- >You groan.
- "The writer of this story? The one we're currently in?"
- >Rarity and the others all shake their heads in confusion.
- "Oh whatever! Let's just go!"
- >Buck down the doors and walk inside.
- >It's pitch black in here.
- >When you take a few steps, the door slams shut.
- >Fluttershy eeps as the sound of the door slamming scares her and a shockwave of sound shakes the foundations of the tower.
- >"O-Oh no! I'm sorry."
- >Rainbow and Fluttershy quickly fly everyone back out of the tower.
- >Wow.
- >You just got inside and it's already broken.
- >Nice work.
- "Thanks!"
- >This is supposed to be in your thoughts, Pinkie.
- "But I can hear you."
- >...God damn it.
- >The entire tower collapses on itself, forming a massive pile of junk in the middle of town.
- >A red cushioned chair flies up and sitting on it is Anon.
- >"YOU COMPLETELY RUINED MY FUCKING TOWER!"
- >He picks up a metal beam.
- >"DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO MAKE THAT?! LIKE TWO HOURS!"
- >He throws the metal beam at Applejack.
- >She liquefies on the spot and the beam pierces the ground.
- >Her body reforms a few feet away from where it juts out of the ground.
- >"So you rapists have gotten a bit better at controlling your powers, huh?"
- >A house flies up behind him and splits apart into individual wooden planks.
- >"Well so have I!"
- >All of the giant pieces of wood come flying down at all of you.
- >You jump in front of your friends and grab the word "flying" from the last line of text to shield yourselves.
- >When the smoke clears, Anon looks down surprised and angry that you're still alive.
- >"WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT WORD COME FROM?!"
- >This shouldn't be possible.
- >DAMN IT PINKIE YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE MY DESCRIPTIONS OUT AND USE THEM AS WEAPONS!
- "Sure I can!"
- >You take ">DAMN IT PINKIE YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE MY DESCRIPTIONS OUT AND USE THEM AS WEAPONS!" from the text above and swing it at Anon like a baseball bat.
- >He goes flying into the pile of junk.
- "Alright girls, just like we rehearsed!"
- >Twilight looks to where Anon is, "We've got a few seconds until he gets back up."
- >Applejack melts again and slithers across the battlefield over to where Anon is.
- >Her goop for hooves pulls Anon out of the junk pile.
- >He's unconscious.
- >Great.
- "Rainbow and Rarity, go!"
- >They both rush over and Rainbow does her disgusting transformation.
- >Rarity gets ready.
- >You trot over to Fluttershy.
- "Are you ready?"
- >"I-I don't know..."
- "Alright, I'll help you."
- >"Okay..."
- >Anon wakes up to see Rainbow's disgusting form in front of him.
- >"AAAAAHHH OH GOD KILL IT PLEASE!"
- >He steps backward away from her and slips in Applegak.
- >He trips and falls on his ass.
- "Start taking a deep breath Fluttershy."
- >She does so.
- >Anon sits back up to have six yards of hair instantly grow from his head.
- >The girls disperse as he struggles to get out of his hair.
- >They all come behind Fluttershy like you are.
- >You slap Fluttershy's ass as hard as you can.
- >She shrieks in terror and pain.
- >A huge soundwave actually visible as a ring of air comes out of her mouth.
- >It sends all of you flying backwards.
- >When the ring hits Anon, he is shot back to the pile of junk extremely fast.
- >When he hits the pile of junk, it explodes.
- >Fluttershy covers her mouth with a hoof.
- >"O-Oh, um, I d-didn't mean to hurt you."
- >You and the girls stand up and make your way over to Fluttershy.
- "Great job team! Now let's go check on Anon."
- >You all cautiously approach.
- "Uh oh."
- >There's blood everywhere.
- "Maybe we uh... Maybe we hit him too hard that last time."
- >Rarity faints.
- "There has to be a way to fix this! Writer, give me that script!"
- >Fucking take it.
- >She does so and changes the last few lines.
- >Suddenly the same golden glow shines across the land.
- >It slowly reforms the buildings the way they used to be.
- >And Anon is recreated before all of you.
- >Once everything is fixed, he falls to his knees.
- >"Oh fuck!"
- >He looks up at all of you.
- >"What makes you think you've won?"
- >He then lifts his arm.
- >But nothing happens.
- >"What happened to my powers?!"
- "Sorry Nonny. It was the only way for us to get our happy ending."
- >Fluttershy bucks him to the ground and Twilight holds him there.
- >"We're g-gonna have our way with you n-now... If that's okay with you."
- >"OF COURSE IT'S N-"
- >Fluttershy gags him with a hoof.
- >Rainbow folds back to her regular self and licks her lips.
- >Twilight levitates a few candles up and looks at him seductively.
- >You write an extra line in the script and now have dildo drill arms.
- >Rarity starts undressing him.
- >Applegak forms her body but with a few extra pulsating appendages.
- >And that's how the six of you became...
- >The Rapesquad!
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