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  1. >You sit under a tree in the glow of the moon.
  2. >A light breeze blows across the land.
  3. >Princess Cadence lays across you, her head resting on your lap.
  4. >"Anonymous... Oh how I have waited for this moment to come..."
  5. >She lifts her head and looks up at you.
  6. >Then closes her eyes and slowly leans in.
  7. >You close your eyes as well.
  8. >*BEEP BEEP BEEP*
  9. >The sound of your alarm clock jolts you awake.
  10. "GOD FUCKING DAMN IT!"
  11. >Looks like you'll never get to pound that perfect pink princess pussy.
  12. >You get out of bed and go to the bathroom for your morning routine.
  13. >Once finished, you get dressed and head downstairs.
  14. >Before you can start breakfast, a loud bang is heard on the door.
  15. >Who could that have been?
  16. >Too hard to have been Fluttershy.
  17. >Not hard enough to be Rainbow or AJ.
  18. >Pinkie would have just came out of the fridge.
  19. >Rarity has others knock for her, for fear of the dirt that collects on doors.
  20. >So it must be-
  21. >The door flies off its hinges and Twilight stands there.
  22. >"Anon!"
  23. "Yo."
  24. >You step out into the hallway to see the rest of the mane 6 behind her.
  25. >Oh shit.
  26. >This could be serious.
  27. "What's wrong? Has something happened?"
  28. >Two hooves are felt on your shoulders.
  29. >Pinkie is now on your head, "No silly! It's picnic time!"
  30. >Shit.
  31. >Totally forgot about that.
  32. >Pinkie bends down and tries to plant a kiss on you.
  33. >You grab her by the mane and throw her in front of you.
  34. "I'll go with you guys to this stupid picnic if it means you'll leave me alone afterwards."
  35. >They all nod except AJ.
  36. >Wait, doesn't that mean-
  37. >"Come on, move your butt!"
  38. >Rainbow slaps your ass and pushes you out of the house.
  39. "Hey! Watch it."
  40. >She flies in front of you and flicks her tail up, showing you her mareparts.
  41. >"You know you liked it..."
  42. >Grab her by the ass and ground her.
  43. "I didn't. Now are we gonna go to this fucking picnic already?"
  44. >Twilight nods and starts to lead the way.
  45. >As you walk, you feel eyes on you.
  46. >You turn and see Pinkie right behind you, her googly eyed glasses sprung out and touching your ass.
  47. >Swat her away.
  48. >Then you look to the other side.
  49. >Fluttershy quickly averts her eyes from your crotch.
  50. >She looks at your eyes, smiles, gets uncomfortable because you don't smile back, and slowly returns to looking at your crotch.
  51. >The fuck is wrong with these horses.
  52. >Twilight turns back, "It's just up this hill."
  53. >Well it's a good thing it was so close.
  54. >Why only one of them couldn't have come over to get you, you'll never know.
  55. >Twilight leads you up the hill and there you see the red and white picnic blanket with food already set out on plates.
  56. >Great.
  57. >Sitting on the grass while eating a meal with six ponies who don't try to hide the fact that they want you to fuck them.
  58. >What could go wrong?
  59. >You sit down and Applejack scoots up close to you.
  60. >Too close.
  61. "Applejack, this is a bigass blanket. You've got room to distance yourself."
  62. >"But Ah don't want tah."
  63. >Seems reasonable enough.
  64. >You grab a sandwich from the plate of them and eat it while AJ clings to your arm like a starving Ethiopian child clings to life.
  65. >On your other side, Rarity has brought herself a cushioned chair and is styling her mane.
  66. >Raise an eyebrow.
  67. >She returns the gesture, "Well you wouldn't actually expect me to lay on the grass, would you?"
  68. "Guess not."
  69. >Now tuning into Twilight's voice, "No Pinkie, time travel isn't possible."
  70. >Pinkie groans, "Aww... Are you sure? Not even a little bit?"
  71. >"Not a little bit or a lot! Time isn't even a real thing Pinkie! It's only what we use to-"
  72. >Yeah, that's boring.
  73. >Pinkie thinks so too, as she is nodding in and out while Twilight explains the time space continuum.
  74. >Fluttershy is trying to bring up conversation but is too fucking awkward and just ends up making squeaking noises.
  75. >Rainbow is digging at her nose with a hoof.
  76. >She must not think anyone is looking at her.
  77. >The only one here you actually consider normal is Applejack.
  78. >Speaking of which...
  79. >You put your arm around AJ and she melts to your touch.
  80. >Suddenly a loud crack is heard across the sky.
  81. >You look up.
  82. >A giant ball of white is coming down at an alarming rate.
  83. "YOU GUYS LOOK OU-"
  84. >It slams down in the middle of the picnic blanket, rocketing out chunks of glowing white shit everywhere.
  85. >The impact of this strange rock to all of your bodies knocks you unconscious.
  86.  
  87. >An itch is felt on your nuts.
  88. >Wake up.
  89. >Scratch that shit.
  90. >Oh wait a minute.
  91. >The fuck happened?
  92. >Your eyes finally decide to work.
  93. >Oh shit...
  94. >All seven of you lay in a huge crater.
  95. >Whatever remnants of that strange rock are now mysteriously gone.
  96. >Huh.
  97. >Are the girls alright?
  98. >There's two ways to do this.
  99. >Go to each one and wake them like a gentleman.
  100. >Or, wake them all up at the same time.
  101. >...man fuck these horses.
  102. "HEY GET THE FUCK UP!"
  103. >All of them jolt awake.
  104. >Twilight looks over at you.
  105. >"What's that thing on your head?"
  106. "What thing? There's a thing on me?! GET IT OFF!"
  107. >You smack your own head.
  108. >There's nothing there.
  109. "Damn it Twilight, that's not funny."
  110. >She looks over to the middle of the crater.
  111. >"I wasn't joking Anon... There was a leech on your head. And in a few seconds there will be an orange puddle in the middle of this crater."
  112. >Damn Twilight, you crazy.
  113. "What the fuck are you babbling about?"
  114. >Applejack groans.
  115. >You turn to her.
  116. >She starts melting to an orange goop.
  117. >She continues to melt until she looks like freshly made applesauce.
  118. >Applegak slides down to the middle of the crater, her hat floating on her as she does so.
  119. >"Help me! What's going on?!"
  120. >WHAT THE FUCK?!
  121. "How did you do that?! How did Twilight know you were going to do that?!"
  122. >"U-Uh... Guys!"
  123. >You turn around to-OH MY GOODNESS.
  124. >RAINBOW.
  125. >The skin, muscles, and bones on her body have relocated themselves to the outside of her body in reverse order.
  126. >The combined grossness of Rainbow with the weirdness of Applegak and Twilight seeing the future is too much for your brain to handle at once.
  127. >You pass out.
  128. >A hoof lightly taps you on the cheek.
  129. >Quickly open your eyes to see Fluttershy.
  130. >Sit forward and see the rest of the mane 6.
  131. >Rainbow isn't a hideous monster anymore and Pinkie holds a bucket of Applegak from spilling out.
  132. "What the fuck happened?"
  133. >No one knows.
  134. >Twilight looks around at things that don't seem very important to you.
  135. "Twilight, what's wrong with you?"
  136. >"I don't know. I'm seeing things that sometimes happen and sometimes don't. Like how Fluttershy is going to hurt us all in a few minutes."
  137. >Fluttershy stammers, "I, um, no, that's not r-right. I'd never *mumble mumble*"
  138. "What was that?"
  139. >"I said I'd never hurt my *mumble mumble*"
  140. "DAMN IT SHY, SPEAK THE FUCK UP!"
  141. >"I said I'D NEVER HURT MY FRIENDS!"
  142. >Her voice reaches a volume unknown and very uncomfortable to any living being's eardrums.
  143. >The rest of you cover your ears to prevent from going completely deaf.
  144. >Fluttershy looks around at all of you after yelling.
  145. >She sits down and moves her mane behind her eyes.
  146. >Then she whispers, "I'm sorry."
  147. >You stand and look at all of the mini horses.
  148. "Well my fellow equines. I think I understand what has happened here."
  149. >They all look at you with confusion in their eyes.
  150. "We all seem to have acquired powers."
  151. >The bucket of Applegak yells at you, "Now wait just a darn minute! Ya call this a power?! Ah'm a liquid in a bucket fer cryin' out loud!"
  152. "Can you change back?"
  153. >"HOW IN THE HAY AM AH S'POSED TAH KNOW?!"
  154. "I don't know! Try stretching out a hoof?"
  155. >A bit of her slime juts out and forms a hoof.
  156. "SEE?! THERE! NOW DO THE REST!"
  157. >Pinkie pushes the bucket over and Applegak spreads across the ground.
  158. >Three more hooves form.
  159. >From the four hooves the slime crawls up, slowly forming the rest of her body.
  160. >She jiggles like jello when the breeze rolls by, but other than that she's back to normal.
  161. >So if all of you have powers...
  162. >What's yours?
  163. >Hm...
  164. >Rarity gasps.
  165. >All of you turn to her.
  166. >Her mane is styled quite different from the last time you saw it.
  167. >How did she do that so quickly?
  168. >"Oh my goodness I could make such a profit on this power!"
  169. "Uhhh... Mind sharing with the rest of us exactly what the fuck you're talking about?"
  170. >"Oh right. Let me demonstrate on you."
  171. >She stares at you.
  172. >Her eye twitches.
  173. >A loud poof is heard.
  174. >The rest of the girls are laughing.
  175. >The fuck did she just do?
  176. >You feel your head with a hand.
  177. >Got a fro now.
  178. "Wow. Get this off me."
  179. >She giggles, "I think it makes you look smashing."
  180. "QUIT FUCKING AROUND AND GET THIS SHIT OFF ME!"
  181. >"Alright Anonymous, there's no need to yell."
  182. >Just as fast as it grew, it disappears.
  183. "Thanks. Alright, we still have to find out what Pinkie's power is and what mine is."
  184. >Pinkie speaks, "I don't feel any different..."
  185. "Well neither do I."
  186. >Isn't this just fine and dandy.
  187. >Twilight's eyes go wide as she stares at you.
  188. >"Oh wow Anon..."
  189. "What?"
  190. >"Your power."
  191. "You know my power?!"
  192. >"Yes."
  193. "...well are ya gonna tell me?"
  194. >She shakes her head.
  195. >"I don't want to mess up the timeline."
  196. "What?! JUST TELL ME WHAT MY FUCKING POWER IS YOU BITCH!"
  197. >Twilight's body lifts up and floats over to you.
  198. >You grab her by her sides when she gets to you.
  199. "TELL ME WHAT MY FUCKING POWER IS YOU CUNT!"
  200. >"U-Um, Anon?"
  201. >Turn to Fluttershy.
  202. "What?!"
  203. >"You um... You just used it."
  204. >Wait a shrekond.
  205. >HOW DID SHE FLOAT OVER TO YOU?!
  206. >You move your hand up and Twilight is lifted up.
  207. >"I hope this isn't the timeline where I'm dropped and I break my neck!"
  208. >Slowly lower her back to the ground safely.
  209. >Being able to manipulate objects with your mind?
  210. >Fucking sweet!
  211. >With this power...
  212. >You look at the candy colored miniature equines who all want your cock.
  213. >As you raise your hands, all six of them float into the air.
  214. >Rainbow shouts, "Hey! Put us down!"
  215. >AJ falls apart to a goop again.
  216. >Pinkie is just looking around at everyone.
  217. >Fluttershy cowers.
  218. >Rarity changes her mane again, completely oblivious to the situation.
  219. >Twilight looks out at the Everfree, "I really hope this isn't THAT timeline!"
  220. >Without anymore words, you fling them as far and as fast as you can into the forest.
  221. >Their screams echo across the land as they soar.
  222. >Who cares if they're hurt or not.
  223. >Now you don't have to deal with their shit.
  224. >Whoa.
  225. >Wait a second.
  226. >You just got rid of the elements of harmony.
  227. >...you can do whatever you want now!
  228. >Take off to a sprint into town with one goal in mind.
  229. >To fuck shit up.
  230.  
  231.  
  232.  
  233. >You wake up with a terrible pain in your head.
  234. >Once standing up, you look around at your unconscious friends.
  235. >None of them seem to be too hurt, besides a few cuts and scratches.
  236. >Why would Nonny do something like that?
  237. >He's never been that mean to all of you.
  238. >You walk over to each of your friends and gently wake them up.
  239. >When you help Rainbow up, you notice her wing is bent a way that wings are NOT meant to bend.
  240. >"Agh, Pinkie! Be careful, that hurts!"
  241. "Sorry Rainbow."
  242. >She tries to fly and just falls on her face after only one of her wings moves.
  243. >"Ouch."
  244. >Applejack reforms herself and Rarity is restyling Fluttershy's mane.
  245. >Twilight is looking at the trees.
  246. "Uhhh, girls?"
  247. >They all look at you.
  248. "What do we do?!"
  249. >Fluttershy speaks, "W-Well I think I c-can fly up and see how f-far we are."
  250. >You nod.
  251. "Go do that!"
  252. >She flies up into the sky and looks around.
  253. >"Uh oh..."
  254. >She lands and faces all of you, "U-Um... We have a problem."
  255. >Aj has completely reformed now, "What's that?"
  256. >"All I was able to see were trees. For miles and miles in each direction."
  257. >He sure threw you far.
  258. >Just then a loud growl is heard.
  259. >All of you turn to face the direction Twilight was facing earlier.
  260. >Two teenage dragons come rushing out.
  261. >The red one sinks its teeth into Twilight's neck.
  262. >Then it swings her around like a ragdoll until her back snaps under the pressure.
  263. "HOLD ON A MINUTE! Writer, you can't do that!"
  264. >Wait what?
  265. "Give me that!"
  266. >H-HEY! YOU CAN'T JUST CHANGE THE SCRIPT LIKE THAT!
  267. >She scribbles on it with some markers and then throws it back.
  268. "Now START OVER!"
  269. >The two dragons are now two big fluffy puppies.
  270. >They come rushing out of the trees.
  271. >Then they happily run over to Fluttershy.
  272. >Fluttershy rubs their bellies like the good dogs they are.
  273. >"Aww... They're so cute!"
  274. >This shouldn't be allowed to happen.
  275. >I'm the fucking writer here.
  276. >When I want things to die, they die.
  277. >Rainbow has a heart attack.
  278. "WRITER!"
  279. >The script is snatched away.
  280. >Applejack watches in confusion as Pinkie scribbles things on a piece of paper she pulled from seemingly nowhere.
  281. >Then she throws it back.
  282. >Instead of having a heart attack, Rainbow sneezes.
  283. >This isn't fair.
  284. "Well maybe if you didn't try to KILL MY FRIENDS then I would be more nice!"
  285. >Why did I give her the ability to neglect the fourth wall?
  286. >All of you sit around in a circle.
  287. >Fluttershy is petting the two dogs.
  288. >You look around at all of them.
  289. "Alright, I know what we should do."
  290. >They all look at you.
  291. "We have to learn to use our powers the right way."
  292. >Rainbow glares at you, "Why?! I wouldn't even consider mine a power!"
  293. "What was yours again?"
  294. >She stands up and then grunts.
  295. >Her face turns a dark red as her ass starts pushing out her insides.
  296. >Sort of like when you pull a sock inside out.
  297. >It pushes out inch by inch of her insides and she screams the entire time.
  298. >Once she has been completely turned inside out, her skin reforms to cover her body.
  299. >Then outside of that, her fleshy bits string together and form her muscular system.
  300. >And on the outermost layer, her skeletal system forms.
  301. >In the ribcage is where all of her vital organs rest.
  302. >Her brain moves down a bit to make room for her eyes.
  303. >Her eyes spin around in their sockets to match everything that's just happened.
  304. >She looks around at everyone and they are disgusted.
  305. >"I told you!"
  306. >Puss and blood spray out when she speaks.
  307. >"And it doesn't exactly tickle!"
  308. "Ew..."
  309. >She takes a step and you watch her sticky flesh peel off the ground where she stands.
  310. >She screams as it nearly rips off.
  311. "Alright alright! Change back!"
  312. >Her ass starts pushing out her skin and the entire process happens again but backwards this time.
  313. >When she finishes, you shake your head.
  314. "We'll find some use for your power, Rainbow."
  315. >She sits down exhausted, "Why do we need to use our powers?"
  316. "Well, Anon obviously doesn't like us. Right?"
  317. >They all nod.
  318. "And if he doesn't like us, then he'll do whatever it takes to get rid of us. Right?"
  319. >They nod again.
  320. "But we love him and want his hot monkey cock, right?!"
  321. >They all nod with lust in their eyes.
  322. "So this can only mean one thing. We have to learn how to use our powers to beat him and get our prize. HIS HOT MONKEY COCK!"
  323. >Everypony cheers for you.
  324. >Rarity raises a hoof.
  325. >You point to her.
  326. >"Terribly sorry to interrupt, but how am I going to help with that? All I can do is change mane styles."
  327. >You look around you like you're about to tell a secret.
  328. >Then you motion for everyone to come closer.
  329. >Once they do, you whisper.
  330. "I read in the script how the final battle is supposed to be. I didn't like what happens, so I went and made a few changes..."
  331. >You huddle them closer and explain your plan.
  332. >But you explain it in a way that the writer can't describe to the readers, thus making it a fun surprise to come later.
  333. >Damn it Pinkie.
  334. >After explaining your super duper looper awesome plan, you get to work on helping the others train with their powers.
  335. >Fluttershy's seems to be the most effective.
  336. "Alright Fluttershy, just look out at the forest and give us the loudest yell you can."
  337. >She nods meekly and looks out at the trees.
  338. >She takes a deep breath.
  339. >Then lets out her signature tiny squeak of a yell.
  340. >The sound waves coming from her mouth are so strong they blow all the leaves off the trees in front of her and bend the actual tree down as well.
  341. >You are all blown back by the sheer force of her voice.
  342. >She stops and turns around to see all of you on your asses.
  343. >"O-Oh... T-Too loud?"
  344. "That was perfect Fluttershy!"
  345. >You stand up and give her your biggest smile.
  346. >She bashfully smiles back.
  347. >Great
  348.  
  349. >...shit.
  350. >Oh for the love of-PINKIE!
  351. "What?"
  352. >I can't read any of this!
  353. >You drew penises all over this scene!
  354. "Just skip forward some, that stuff isn't that important anyways."
  355. >Ugh.
  356. >Fine.
  357. "Alright girls, now that you've learned to use your powers the right way, now it's time to get out of here!"
  358. >Rainbow speaks, "But Pinkie, how am I supposed to fly with a broken wing?"
  359. >You put a hoof up to your chin.
  360. >Hmmm.
  361. >Then you rip the script out of the writer's hands again.
  362. >I don't even care anymore, I just want this story to end.
  363. "Mhm. Change some of that... Cross out this... GREAT!"
  364. >You finish writing things down and give it back.
  365. >A golden light comes down from the sun and shines upon all of you, fully healing all of your injuries.
  366. >Nopony has anymore cuts or scratches and Rainbow's wing has been fixed.
  367. >"That was AWESOME!"
  368. >She flies into the air.
  369. >"Pinkie..."
  370. >She lands again.
  371. >"How do we make it back now?"
  372. >You pull the script out and write an extra scene before putting it away.
  373. >But you don't show it because that would ruin the surprise!
  374. >Dear Christ she's infected my mind.
  375. >Twilight walks over to you all.
  376. >"There's three possible ways to get back home. The most safe way is for me to try teleporting us back."
  377. >Fluttershy steps forward, "U-Um, what's the other ways?"
  378. >She must really not like teleporting.
  379. >"Well we could try running back or fly back."
  380. >"Wait just a minute, how in tarnation do ya s'pose we gonna fly back?"
  381. >Before Twilight speaks, you take off running into the trees.
  382. >"Pinkie!"
  383. >Shit, I can't even see her anymore.
  384. >Isn't this supposed to be a second person story?
  385. >Fuck.
  386. >Um... Applejack!
  387.  
  388. >You are Applejack.
  389. >Pinkie just ran off into the forest.
  390. >A tap is felt on your side.
  391. >Pinkie is there eating a banana.
  392. "Oh there ya are! Where'd you go?"
  393. >"Oh I was just leaving a little surprise for our readers."
  394. "Readers? What in the hay are you talkin' about Pinkie?"
  395. >She stares off in some direction and winks.
  396. >Then she runs off into the trees again, leaving you all confused.
  397. >When she comes back, she stares into the sky.
  398. >"YOINK!"
  399.  
  400. >You are Pinkie.
  401. >How the fuck did you switch the perspective like that?
  402. "Shush. Alright girls! I have a plan on getting out of here!"
  403. >They are all listening.
  404. "See that mountain up there?"
  405. >They all look over at the giant mountain and then look back.
  406. "I have to jump off that."
  407. >Twilight lightly shakes her head, "So that's what's going to happen. Pinkie, you're a genius!"
  408. >She takes off to a gallop into the forest.
  409. "Well come on girls, go follow Twilight!"
  410. >They follow after her for fear that they'll be left to die.
  411. >When you reach the mountain, you find a path that goes up and around it in a spiral motion.
  412. >And it's made entirely of... Candy Canes.
  413. >Pinkie, are you ever going to make sense?
  414. "I don't know, you're the writer here."
  415. >It doesn't feel like I am.
  416. >You follow the peppermint path to the top of the mountain to a platform.
  417. >The platform looks as if it was made for just such an occasion.
  418. >How convenient.
  419. "Writer, stop being a smarty pants."
  420. >Right, the platform looks as if it wasn't made for just such an occasion.
  421. >How inconvenient.
  422. "That's better! Alright... I only have one shot at this."
  423. >Looking off the edge, you see the girls are in the perfect position.
  424.  
  425. A few minutes ago...
  426. >You run through the forest and see a few trees.
  427. >Looking up, you see that they are right below the mountain.
  428. >Hmmm...
  429. >You tie together a bunch of vines along the ground and attach them to the tops of four trees.
  430. >Using your body weight, you bend the trees down one by one and tie them in place with a vine.
  431. >A banana falls from the top of one tree.
  432. >You grab it and rush back to the others.
  433.  
  434. A minute after that few minutes ago...
  435. >You rush all the way up the mountain and change the script some.
  436. "Let's add a little platform up here..."
  437. >...and why not have a little fun?
  438. >You turn the dirt path up the mountain into Candy Canes.
  439. >Then you rush back to the girls.
  440.  
  441. >You walk back a few feet and break off a Candy Cane shard from the path.
  442. "This should be sharp enough."
  443. >Then after taking a deep breath, you run and jump off the edge of the platform.
  444. >Perfect.
  445. >You're falling right where you should be.
  446. >When you're about to hit the tree tops, you throw the sharp Candy Cane shard down at the vines holding the four trees together.
  447. >It snaps and the four trees bend back to their original shapes, launching the vine net you've made on the ground into the air.
  448. >You hit the net when it goes up and get flung with the girls.
  449. >Well this is good.
  450. >Ponyville is coming into view.
  451. >There's Sugarcube Corner, the Library, Carousel Boutique, that ominous tower in the middle of town covered with lightning, and Sweet Apple Acres.
  452. >Wait a second...
  453. >You look over at that tower again.
  454. >Hmmm... Where do you remember seeing that?
  455. >Pull out the script and flip to page 42.
  456. >A giant tower is right there.
  457. >It is labeled, "Anon's Tower"
  458. >Well now you know where you're going.
  459. >You look down at the fast approaching ground.
  460. "OH NO! 'You all come crashing down the ground hard' ?!"
  461. "Wait wait, that could kill us!"
  462. >You scratch out the word "ground" and replace it with "marshmallow" to be sure of your safety.
  463. >All of you come crashing down to the marshmallow hard.
  464. >Which really isn't that hard, considering it's a marshmallow.
  465. >When you finally pull yourself out of it, you look to the lightning covered tower of houses in the middle of town.
  466. "Wow. Anon really went all out."
  467. >Rainbow nudges you, "What makes you think that's Anon's work?"
  468. >You point to the big sign next to it that says, "Anon's Tower"
  469. >"Oh."
  470. >Twilight walks forward a little bit.
  471. >"Pinkie... Are you sure about this plan you told us about?"
  472. "Sure as I'll ever be!"
  473. >"How do you know that though?"
  474. >You put a hoof around Twilight and pull her in.
  475. >Then whisper in her ear what you've done to the script.
  476. >"Oh wow..."
  477. "Now you know! And knowing is half the battle! G.I. JOOEEEE!"
  478. >They all look at you confused.
  479. "Oops. Wrong show."
  480. >A lightning bolt strikes the ground near you.
  481. >Oh right.
  482. >The reason you're back here.
  483. >Anon.
  484. "Alright girls, let's roll out!"
  485. >All of you rush toward the tower.
  486. >Lightning bolts randomly strike the ground everywhere in town.
  487. >You're not sure if it's random or if Anon is doing this himself.
  488. >Eventually you make it to the base of the tower.
  489. "Way to completely skip the details, writer."
  490. >YOU DREW A PICTURE OF A PINK FLUFFY UNICORN DANCING ON A RAINBOW ALL OVER THIS FUCKING PAGE.
  491. "Alright! Jeez."
  492. >Rarity asks with a confused tone, "Pinkie, who ever are you speaking to dear?"
  493. "The writer!"
  494. >"The writer? What?"
  495. >You groan.
  496. "The writer of this story? The one we're currently in?"
  497. >Rarity and the others all shake their heads in confusion.
  498. "Oh whatever! Let's just go!"
  499. >Buck down the doors and walk inside.
  500. >It's pitch black in here.
  501. >When you take a few steps, the door slams shut.
  502. >Fluttershy eeps as the sound of the door slamming scares her and a shockwave of sound shakes the foundations of the tower.
  503. >"O-Oh no! I'm sorry."
  504. >Rainbow and Fluttershy quickly fly everyone back out of the tower.
  505. >Wow.
  506. >You just got inside and it's already broken.
  507. >Nice work.
  508. "Thanks!"
  509. >This is supposed to be in your thoughts, Pinkie.
  510. "But I can hear you."
  511. >...God damn it.
  512. >The entire tower collapses on itself, forming a massive pile of junk in the middle of town.
  513. >A red cushioned chair flies up and sitting on it is Anon.
  514. >"YOU COMPLETELY RUINED MY FUCKING TOWER!"
  515. >He picks up a metal beam.
  516. >"DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO MAKE THAT?! LIKE TWO HOURS!"
  517. >He throws the metal beam at Applejack.
  518. >She liquefies on the spot and the beam pierces the ground.
  519. >Her body reforms a few feet away from where it juts out of the ground.
  520. >"So you rapists have gotten a bit better at controlling your powers, huh?"
  521. >A house flies up behind him and splits apart into individual wooden planks.
  522. >"Well so have I!"
  523. >All of the giant pieces of wood come flying down at all of you.
  524. >You jump in front of your friends and grab the word "flying" from the last line of text to shield yourselves.
  525. >When the smoke clears, Anon looks down surprised and angry that you're still alive.
  526. >"WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT WORD COME FROM?!"
  527. >This shouldn't be possible.
  528. >DAMN IT PINKIE YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE MY DESCRIPTIONS OUT AND USE THEM AS WEAPONS!
  529. "Sure I can!"
  530. >You take ">DAMN IT PINKIE YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE MY DESCRIPTIONS OUT AND USE THEM AS WEAPONS!" from the text above and swing it at Anon like a baseball bat.
  531. >He goes flying into the pile of junk.
  532. "Alright girls, just like we rehearsed!"
  533. >Twilight looks to where Anon is, "We've got a few seconds until he gets back up."
  534. >Applejack melts again and slithers across the battlefield over to where Anon is.
  535. >Her goop for hooves pulls Anon out of the junk pile.
  536. >He's unconscious.
  537. >Great.
  538. "Rainbow and Rarity, go!"
  539. >They both rush over and Rainbow does her disgusting transformation.
  540. >Rarity gets ready.
  541. >You trot over to Fluttershy.
  542. "Are you ready?"
  543. >"I-I don't know..."
  544. "Alright, I'll help you."
  545. >"Okay..."
  546. >Anon wakes up to see Rainbow's disgusting form in front of him.
  547. >"AAAAAHHH OH GOD KILL IT PLEASE!"
  548. >He steps backward away from her and slips in Applegak.
  549. >He trips and falls on his ass.
  550. "Start taking a deep breath Fluttershy."
  551. >She does so.
  552. >Anon sits back up to have six yards of hair instantly grow from his head.
  553. >The girls disperse as he struggles to get out of his hair.
  554. >They all come behind Fluttershy like you are.
  555. >You slap Fluttershy's ass as hard as you can.
  556. >She shrieks in terror and pain.
  557. >A huge soundwave actually visible as a ring of air comes out of her mouth.
  558. >It sends all of you flying backwards.
  559. >When the ring hits Anon, he is shot back to the pile of junk extremely fast.
  560. >When he hits the pile of junk, it explodes.
  561. >Fluttershy covers her mouth with a hoof.
  562. >"O-Oh, um, I d-didn't mean to hurt you."
  563. >You and the girls stand up and make your way over to Fluttershy.
  564. "Great job team! Now let's go check on Anon."
  565. >You all cautiously approach.
  566. "Uh oh."
  567. >There's blood everywhere.
  568. "Maybe we uh... Maybe we hit him too hard that last time."
  569. >Rarity faints.
  570. "There has to be a way to fix this! Writer, give me that script!"
  571. >Fucking take it.
  572. >She does so and changes the last few lines.
  573. >Suddenly the same golden glow shines across the land.
  574. >It slowly reforms the buildings the way they used to be.
  575. >And Anon is recreated before all of you.
  576. >Once everything is fixed, he falls to his knees.
  577. >"Oh fuck!"
  578. >He looks up at all of you.
  579. >"What makes you think you've won?"
  580. >He then lifts his arm.
  581. >But nothing happens.
  582. >"What happened to my powers?!"
  583. "Sorry Nonny. It was the only way for us to get our happy ending."
  584. >Fluttershy bucks him to the ground and Twilight holds him there.
  585. >"We're g-gonna have our way with you n-now... If that's okay with you."
  586. >"OF COURSE IT'S N-"
  587. >Fluttershy gags him with a hoof.
  588. >Rainbow folds back to her regular self and licks her lips.
  589. >Twilight levitates a few candles up and looks at him seductively.
  590. >You write an extra line in the script and now have dildo drill arms.
  591. >Rarity starts undressing him.
  592. >Applegak forms her body but with a few extra pulsating appendages.
  593. >And that's how the six of you became...
  594. >The Rapesquad!
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