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- >You awake in the middle of the day to the sound of knocking on your door.
- >Roll off the couch and faceplant on the floor.
- >Then you speed upstairs and take a shit, shave your face, shower, and get dressed in ten seconds flat.
- >Because you are Anon.
- >The fastest being in the universe!
- >You quickly open the door and Fluttershy is flying there.
- >She smiles.
- >"Wanna make a bet?"
- "Depends. What is it?"
- >She lands and looks up at you.
- >"If I can do something faster than you today, then you have to have sex with me. Deal?"
- >You stroke your chin in deep thought.
- "If I win, what do I get?"
- >"I won't come over for the next month."
- >She seems confident...
- "Fine. You're on."
- >She's brought you to Sweet Apple Acres.
- >Rainbow is with you guys.
- >"For round one, you must race to the barn!"
- "You're pretty stupid Fluttershy."
- >She sticks her tongue out to you.
- >Rainbow holds a whistle.
- >"On your mark..."
- >You bend down.
- >"Get set..."
- >She blows the whistle and you take off speeding through the fields of trees.
- >You get to the barn in a few seconds and have a nice meal cooked by Granny Smith while you wait for Shy.
- >A few minutes later, Fluttershy comes flying out of there fast and stops when she sees you eating apple pie.
- "Oh hi Fluttershy!"
- >You wave to her and she falls over panting.
- >You're now in SugarCube Corner
- >Rainbow speaks.
- >"For the second round, it is a speed eating competition!"
- >One cherry pie is put in front of each of you.
- >Shit...you're still pretty full from Granny Smith's amazing meal...
- >"Go!"
- >Fluttershy slams her head into the pastry and begins devouring it.
- >You scoop up handfulls at a time and shove them into your mouth.
- >This is messy as hell.
- >After a few scoops, you can't take it anymore and are about to quit.
- >Just then, Fluttershy pulls her head away from the clean plate.
- >Rainbow holds up her hoof.
- >"We have a winner!"
- >Some ponies look over at you confused.
- >"It looks like you're tied! Well I guess that means no pony wins."
- >You all leave the place and Rainbow goes home.
- >When you're about to walk into your house, Fluttershy stops you.
- >"Hey, at least it was fun. Right?"
- "I guess..."
- >You hold your stomach.
- >"High hoof!"
- >She puts a hoof up and you bump it.
- >"Down low!"
- >She puts the hoof down and you go to bump it.
- >But she pulls away at the last second.
- >You stare at your hand and realize what has just happened.
- >Sweat begins forming on your forehead.
- >Fluttershy flies up to your ear and whispers, "Too...slow..."
- >Guess tonight you'll be.
- >Fucking Fluttershy.
- Based off:
- http://resource.mmgn.com/Gallery/normal/Too-slow-sonic-1041428.jpg
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