How to build Blue-Eyes for Retards

Okay, so Blue-Eyes. I play a different variant of the deck, but even I know how to build the STANDARD variant, unlike a lot of retards.

3 Blue-Eyes
3 Alternative (And play 3, you retards!)
3 Sage
3 White Stone of Ancients
1 White Stone of Legends
1-2 Master (And yes, this card is fucking mandatory; it's amazing Late-Game, because you can summon back a Spirit Dragon or Dragon Spirit, both of which are stupidly good cards, and it also adds back Veiler)
1-2 Veiler
1-2 Dragon Spirit of White (Don't play more than 1 unless your meta is particularly trap-heavy)
0-2 Maxx "C"

2-3 Dragon Shrine (you can replace this with a Ravine engine if you want, but it's probably better than Ravine, which is just a shitty tech of mine with a one-star Tuner)
3 Return of the Dragon Lords and 0-2 Silver's Cry (Silver's Cry is because the OCG has Monster Reborn while the TCG doesn't; that's also another reason for Master; also Return protects face-up Blue-Eyes from Strike if they use their effects.)
2-3 Desires (Play this at 3, you retards, unless you feel like a pussy and would rather play 2 for fear of drawing 2 off the first)
3 Melody of the Awakening Dragon (PLAY 3, RETARDS; it's to increase consistency)
3 Trade-In & 0-3 Cards of Consonance (Consonance is mandatory in some builds but shit in others; play this, it's good.)
2-3 Twin Twisters (Mandatory, because you want shit to be in your graveyard. Like, if you draw it, you can use its effect to discard a Dragon Spirit or Blue-Eyes in the Draw phase if you have Azure-Eyes.)
1 Soul Charge (THE BEST CARD. PLAY THIS, NO EXCEPTIONS. It wins GAMES)

From there you can either play retarded builds with shit like Brilliant and Malefic or Felgrand/Goliath, or just play traps for reactive purposes, mainly Strike and Anti-Spell, or Wing Blast if you feel like it. You want to also play some retarded Extra Deck cards; stuff like Dragluon, Cipher, Full Armour, that type of shit. Also, play Twin Burst; it's better than Prime Photon because if your opponent has both something like Dark Planet and something else, or Chaos MAX with Return in grave, you can get over it instead of just dying to shit. However, you can play Prime if you want, but it's not advisable, even if it has more attack, just because Twin Burst is non-destruction non-target, something Blue-Eyes don't have aside from Enterblathnir if you play it which you shouldn't.