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Aug 7th, 2015
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  1. [World]mutat:I just look at my enormous pEnis and all my troubles start..
  2. [World]mutat:fading away
  3. [World]Drock:I was told it was so long that no amount of astroglide can
  4. [World]Drock:reach the summit
  5. [World]mutat:I just look at my enormous pEnis and it sure does brighten..
  6. [World]Dark_RR:hang on, lemme get dat microscope to see yours.
  7. [World]mutat:my day
  8. [World]Dark_RR:Seems to me like you need a tweezer to jerk off xD
  9. [World]mutat:LMAO that isn't a very good come back
  10. [World]Dark_RR:*owned.
  11. [World]Drock:my joke was way funnier than your Dark _RR
  12. [World]mutat:wtf RR lol
  13. [World]Dark_RR:._. Fine, lets make teams.
  14. [World]AceLerator:RIP in piece Dark RR
  15. [World]Dark_RR:Me and Drock vs mutat and Blood
  16. [World]mutat:Damn you will lose in wit and penIs size
  17. [World]Dark_RR:mutat's team goes first.
  18. [World]Drock:This better not be a penIle sword fight is never an
  19. [World]Drock:option for me.
  20. [World]BloodSwoRd:rr u cant use lego blocks to gain extra length on
  21. [World]BloodSwoRd:your inverted coCk
  22. [World]Dark_RR:LOL wtf
  23. [World]mutat:burn
  24. [World]RailGun™:anyone got some water
  25. [World]Dark_RR:LOL
  26. [World]BloodSwoRd:i luv u RR. learn tantra
  27. [World]Drock:starts to sing, 'Burn, baby burn, it's alright...."
  28. [World]Dark_RR:TOo bad Blood waters his CoCk everyday and gives it sunlight
  29. [World]Dark_RR:hoping for it to grow
  30. [World]BloodSwoRd:yeah. it's maxed out at 10 inch..12 inch is 2 hard to extend
  31. [World]mutat:Well at least your mom does it for free
  32. [World]Dark_RR:Q_Q Gahh
  33. [World]Dark_RR:okay okay so I got a joke for you guys
  34. [World]Dark_RR:but first, what do you call that guy who cir***sizes again?
  35. [World]Dark_RR:I forgot ._.
  36. [World]mutat:Your Dad
  37. [World]Dark_RR:=_= you dumb ShIt.
  38. [World]Dark_RR:Anyways we'll go with a priest for now.
  39. [World]Drock:A jewish Rabbi was asked, "why do you circuMsize?"
  40. [World]Drock:The Rabbis Reply, "So, I can keep the tips."
  41. [World]Dark_RR:he said because he gets to keep the tips xD
  42. [World]Dark_RR:LOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOL
  43. [World]mutat:LOL so gross
  44. [World]mutat:RR was hoping to graph the tips onto his to hit 3in
  45. [World]Dark_RR:LOL shut up.
  46. [World]Drock:That is a circuMsion joke
  47. [World]mutat:What did RR do when his GF asked him to give her 12in and
  48. [World]mutat:hurt her
  49. [World]Dark_RR:mutat inserts his D!ck into his **** just self satisfaction
  50. [World]Dark_RR:just for*
  51. [World]Dark_RR:AsS
  52. [World]mutat:he ****Ed her 6 times and hit her with a brick
  53. [World]mutat:fUcked*
  54. [World]Dark_RR:LOL wtf?
  55. [World]Dark_RR:I don't get it ._.
  56. [World]mutat:That makes it even more funny
  57. [World]Dark_RR:=_=
  58. [World]Dark_RR:mutat tried licking his ***** cat once, because its the only
  59. [World]Dark_RR:***** he'll get.
  60. [World]Dark_RR:PuSSy*
  61. [World]mutat:RR repect don't talk about your grandma like that
  62. [World]Dark_RR:you're my grandma? xD
  63. [World]BloodSwoRd:fcak, rr is wb beater
  64. [World]Dark_RR:moriah has been getting 0 damage alot LOL
  65. [World]Dark_RR:I hit 200k almost 4 times in a row
  66. [World]BloodSwoRd:fcak
  67. [World]Dark_RR:mutat's d!ck soggier than a krabby patty.
  68. [World]mutat:1 of RR's 2in is just a mole on the end
  69. [World]Dark_RR:mutat's entire d!ck is a growing flesh.
  70. [World]mutat:Yes, yes it is growing flesh grows quite large :)
  71. [World]Dark_RR:aha! so you confessed
  72. [World]Drock:The thing is back!!
  73. [World]Drock:finally Mihawk has a higher P.Pierfce now
  74. [World]mutat:lol RR everyone's dIck is growing flesh LMAO
  75. [World]Dark_RR:Q_Q no its not
  76. [World]mutat:if your's doesn't grow maybe that is why it is so small
  77. [World]mutat:I burned you with your own burn wkwkwk
  78. [World]Dark_RR:=_= your wife's cliT is bigger than your d!ck
  79. [World]mutat:yeah she does support about 14in
  80. [World]Drock:The cl!t is an inside out diCk
  81. [World]mutat:nothing to be ashamed of not matching that only 2in shy
  82. [World]Dark_RR:damn, I bet you let her give you anaL with that cliT
  83. [World]Dark_RR:these burns, I feel like roasted turkey
  84. [World]mutat:no she saves that for your GF
  85. [World]mutat:and doesn't she love it
  86. [World]Dark_RR:no wonder I see you buying nuggets at mcdonals everyday
  87. [World]Dark_RR:stuffing them in your aSS to break a record
  88. [World]Dark_RR:and you're McLovin it
  89. [World]mutat:I will never beat your record though RR
  90. [World]mutat:McNugget Master RR
  91. [World]Dark_RR:D; stahp using my burns against me.
  92. [World]Dark_RR:that's cheating
  93. [World]mutat:the biggest anal cavity in Trinidad
  94. [World]mutat:maybe the world
  95. [World]mutat:it is not you have to phrase is so it can't be used against
  96. [World]mutat:you
  97. [World]mutat:you are setting yourself up LOL
  98. [World]Dark_RR:mutat's wife is a vaccuum, it only does 2 jobs Blow and SuCk
  99. [World]mutat:And ever man alive is jealous :)
  100. [World]mutat:every*
  101. [World]Dark_RR:mutat making my jokes look stale Q_Q
  102. [World]mutat:they wish they had wives like that
  103. [World]mutat:they only time she opens her mouth is to insert my dIck
  104. [World]BloodSwoRd:rr so stronk
  105. [World]mutat:I know I am lucky!
  106. [World]Dark_RR:oh that reminds me
  107. [World]mutat:Okay RR I am done with this game you can take the last shot
  108. [World]Dark_RR:search a video named "one man one screwdriver" on google
  109. [World]Dark_RR:LOL I'm shot down xD I ain't got no more burns
  110. [World]mutat:okay lol
  111. [World]Dark_RR:did you search it? xD
  112. [World]Drock:Roger, " And just like that I am working for the Chinese
  113. [World]Drock:again."
  114. [World]mutat:no I didn't
  115. [World]Dark_RR:search it mutat :D you will enjoy it
  116. [World]mutat:LOL RR you got your revenge by taking my arena rank
  117. [World]Dark_RR:or else search 2 girls 1 cup
  118. [World]mutat:bully me with DRR account
  119. [World]Dark_RR:LOL my bad
  120. [World]mutat:sorry I don't need to go to some sketchy site and make my PC
  121. [World]mutat:sick
  122. [World]Dark_RR:I even defended against you in shichi
  123. [World]Dark_RR:lol its safe
  124. [World]mutat:yeah well your franky is way faster
  125. [World]mutat:but your over all TP isn't
  126. [World]BloodSwoRd:i can soo fall in love with Blake Lively
  127. [World]Dark_RR:brb gonna pisS
  128. [World]Dark_RR:wait... hold up
  129. [World]mutat:I will beat that account sooner or later
  130. [World]Dark_RR:did blood say he's turning gey
  131. [World]Dark_RR:lol mutat finished enhancing?
  132. [World]BloodSwoRd:i'm a romantics at heart. with a sluTty heart
  133. [World]Drock:2 girls one cup is old news
  134. [World]mutat:warship? haven't started lol
  135. [World]mutat:just got RF the other day
  136. [World]Dark_RR:back
  137. [World]Dark_RR:and lol yeah Drock
  138. [World]Dark_RR:but mutat how did you get so much hp
  139. [World]Drock:Wow I had Red Force three weeks ago
  140. [World]mutat:hahahahaha
  141. [World]Dark_RR:mutat hax hp
  142. [World]Drock:I have alot more HP NOW
  143. [World]mutat:nice Drock
  144. [World]mutat:your marco is the ony crew to beat me in HP drock
  145. [World]mutat:RR if you look at my crew you can figure it out lol
  146. [World]Dark_RR:hp shells
  147. [World]mutat:When I have max enhance RF I will switch to marco
  148. [World]Dark_RR:star seals LOL
  149. [World]mutat:some of it yeah RR
  150. [World]mutat:and star seals yes
  151. [World]Drock:just gained 420 more HP
  152. [World]Dark_RR:mutat. I need some shells man.
  153. [World]Drock:12k more HP to go on Marco
  154. [World]Dark_RR:Been saving for a while now
  155. [World]Dark_RR:do you save the teamfight shells too?
  156. [World]mutat:At max enhance Rf I should be able to give marco at least
  157. [World]mutat:500k HP
  158. [World]Dark_RR:or use them asap?
  159. [World]Dark_RR:mutat i doubt that
  160. [World]Dark_RR:you might give him around 480k
  161. [World]Dark_RR:unless you have OP hp shells
  162. [World]mutat:I do save team fight chests but only till I have 100 regular
  163. [World]mutat:shell chests it takes too long to get 100 fight chests
  164. [World]mutat:the other thing to save is navi chests
  165. [World]Dark_RR:oh i see
  166. [World]mutat:because they give fury shells directly
  167. [World]Dark_RR:psh I use navi chests asap T_T
  168. [World]mutat:no don't
  169. [World]mutat:especially if you want 2nd T1
  170. [World]Dark_RR:.*. how much to save
  171. [World]Drock:100
  172. [World]mutat:100 of course
  173. [World]Drock:8000 copper
  174. [World]mutat:I am only 128 lvl 1 fury away form 3rd
  175. [World]mutat:from
  176. [World]Drock:quarntess for 1000
  177. [World]Drock:quarnatees
  178. [World]Ninjits:i dont understand this of 100 chest
  179. [World]Dark_RR:._.
  180. [World]Drock:guarantees
  181. [World]Dark_RR:saving is the key huh
  182. [World]Drock:That is to long for me
  183. [World]Ninjits:you save 100 chest then you use?
  184. [World]Drock:1000 days for 150 copper gesh
  185. [World]Kennard:anyone want shicibukai ***le
  186. [World]BloodSwoRd:i did for silver but u took it b4 i can
  187. [World]Kennard:no
  188. [World]Dark_RR:candy xD you got rank 85 from me?
  189. [World]Kennard:yeah thank RR
  190. [World]Dark_RR:Drock, what's this copper you speak of?
  191. [World]Dark_RR:lol np man
  192. [World]Kennard:if u want i will put off my crews
  193. [World]BloodSwoRd:rr take shichi n drive traffic
  194. [World]BloodSwoRd:i'm silver poor
  195. [World]Kennard:go
  196. [World]Kennard:only prot
  197. [World]BloodSwoRd:hurry rr dont be gai shy
  198. [World]Dark_RR:I lost
  199. [World]Dark_RR:go naked.
  200. [World]Kennard:rr 200k power
  201. [World]mutat:Master Kennard so kind
  202. [World]Dark_RR:lol I'm weak
  203. [World]Dark_RR:rank 27 Q_Q
  204. [World]mutat:lol DRR
  205. [World]mutat:which you took from your friend lol
  206. [World]BloodSwoRd:idol ken,
  207. [World]Kennard:still rank 85
  208. [World]Dark_RR:actually I was his pilot for a long time
  209. [World]BloodSwoRd:what is your 136 fury shells look like?
  210. [World]Kennard:who has rank 84?
  211. [World]Dark_RR:I think ii saw someone with that rank earlier Candy
  212. [World]Dark_RR:can't remember though
  213. [World]Dark_RR:Q_Q your haki tho
  214. [World]mutat:LOL so that does any good how RR
  215. [World]Dark_RR:lol no idea mutat xD
  216. [World]Dark_RR:jozu 600k hp xD without df
  217. [World]Dark_RR:far from max dev Q_Q
  218. [World]Kennard:RR beat 1 enemy lol
  219. [World]LakeCoby:всем привет
  220. [World]BloodSwoRd:1punch took it
  221. [World]mutat:Is joza better str or con dev?
  222. [World]Dark_RR:welp, bye bye shichi
  223. [World]BloodSwoRd:jozu need hp only
  224. [World]Dark_RR:cons dev mutat
  225. [World]Dark_RR:LOL kennard gave me silver how kind
  226. [World]Dark_RR:i luv you candy
  227. [World]Dark_RR:Psh, Kennard can beat 1Punch, show em kenny :D
  228. [World]Kennard:i have 500mil
  229. [World]mutat:careful RR loving candy will make you fat
  230. [World]Kennard:to lazy
  231. [World]Dark_RR:I'm skinny as hell in real life.
  232. [World]mutat:Kennard what your TP with best crew?
  233. [World]Dark_RR:jk xD
  234. [World]Kennard:280k
  235. [World]Dark_RR:._. so wait... Kennard can really beat 1Punch?
  236. [World]mutat:I so weak :(
  237. [World]Kennard:if he use 1 crew RR
  238. [World]Dark_RR:damn, what about 3?
  239. [World]Kennard:if he use marco no change to beat him
  240. [World]Dark_RR:wow.
  241. [World]Kennard:if he use prot, healer and marco i must wait min 10 or 20
  242. [World]mutat:867k marco hard to beat
  243. [World]Dark_RR:remember when you used to pilot me? :*
  244. [World]Kennard:hahaha
  245. [World]Dark_RR:master cand was my idol
  246. [World]mutat:Kennard could you drop to one man so I can duel
  247. [World]mutat:see how long I can last lol
  248. [World]Kennard:ok
  249. [World]Kennard:i cant do anything because my prot is doctor
  250. [World]Dark_RR:if you last for 100 rounds without losing, its a draw
  251. [World]mutat:Thanks done now
  252. [World]mutat:honestly thought I would lose
  253. [World]mutat:lose to doc protag regualrly sadly with OP folks
  254. [World]Dark_RR:i take it you lost against hebe xD
  255. [World]mutat:no I can win against Hebe one man
  256. [World]mutat:probably no if he adds on attacker
  257. [World]mutat:What about your RR
  258. [World]Dark_RR:lose.
  259. [World]mutat:DRR?
  260. [World]Dark_RR:win
  261. [World]Dark_RR:KingHaris so OP xD
  262. [World]Dark_RR:won him tho must be luck
  263. [World]mutat:okay later guys
  264. [World]Dark_RR:later mutat :D
  265. [World]Muneeb™:yeah how can you beat him
  266. [World]Dark_RR:Muneeeeeb :D
  267. [World]Dark_RR:simple, get a 102 fury garp xD
  268. [World]Dark_RR:and automatic win lol
  269. [World]Dark_RR:he used the strategy I was working on long ago
  270. [World]Dark_RR:luckily I know its counters
  271. [World]Vithril:finally 1 more fury shell upgrade till i get my robin t1
  272. [World]Romero.s005:damn
  273. [World]Muneeb™:Cant wait for Vith to get it :)
  274. [World]Romero.s005:you will become stronger than me again then D:
  275. [World]Dark_RR:Vith is strong though
  276. [World]Romero.s005:yup
  277. [World]Romero.s005:but without T1
  278. [World]Muneeb™:im finally lvl 138
  279. [World]Romero.s005:a weakling like me was able to
  280. [World]Romero.s005:beat him, just with T1 :D
  281. [World]Dark_RR:muneeb I saw xD
  282. [World]Muneeb™:dude you drunk ? weakling is OP
  283. [World]Muneeb™:hopefully ill be lvl 140 in an year or so lmao
  284. [World]Romero.s005:weakling the word, not the nickname
  285. [World]Vithril:o wow i actually beat extreme
  286. [World]clgt:*Luffy*
  287. [World]shikone:*Luffy*
  288. [World]Dark_RR:stahp guys
  289. [World]Dark_RR:making me jaelous
  290. [World]Dark_RR:jealous*
  291. [World]Muneeb™:damn luffy makes me jelly too
  292. [World]Dark_RR:lol wanna go for him Muneeb?
  293. [World]Dark_RR:we can race xD
  294. [World]Muneeb™:no imma get sanji and then be happy forever
  295. [World]Dark_RR:lololol good luck
  296. [World]Dark_RR:Yayyy good events
  297. [World]Dark_RR:thanks to Ogden I saved up alot of WUC
  298. [World]Muneeb™:i got only 120
  299. [World]Dark_RR:I got less.
  300. [World]Dark_RR:103 i think
  301. [World]ElDirecto:hey guys how's things?
  302. [World]Dark_RR:w***up Monica
  303. [World]Dark_RR:Wazzup*
  304. [World]Dark_RR:Monica= white guy way of saying "my Nigga"
  305. [World]ElDirecto:lol monica?
  306. [World]ElDirecto:lol
  307. [World]ElDirecto:not much i havent logged in all day
  308. [World]Dark_RR:then reset is in a few minutes
  309. [World]Dark_RR:lol so too bad on that dailies
  310. [World]ElDirecto:yeah bummer.
  311. [World]ElDirecto:im in middle f el
  312. [World]Dark_RR:lol me too
  313. [World]ElDirecto:when reset happens can i duel you but don't put any crew in
  314. [World]ElDirecto:the bottom row please.
  315. [World]Dark_RR:okay
  316. [World]Dark_RR:in this account or my RolandRock?
  317. [World]ElDirecto:either one i just want to see something
  318. [World]Dark_RR:okay after I do El gimme 10 mins
  319. [World]ElDirecto:whenever your ready
  320. [World]Dark_RR:okay fine one minute
  321. [World]Dark_RR:gonna hurry this up and reload the battle
  322. [World]ElDirecto:ok
  323. [World]Dark_RR:okay go ahead
  324. [World]ElDirecto:on it loading.....
  325. [World]ElDirecto:im gonna lose just how much dodge does your prot have
  326. [World]Dark_RR:ElD. always donate to your legion daily
  327. [World]ElDirecto:ok will do
  328. [World]Dark_RR:105.6 dodge
  329. [World]Dark_RR:my jozu has all the good dodge xD
  330. [Notice]Congrats to PABLO:JOB for getting Advanced crew member Marco!
  331. [World]ElDirecto:then i just have no hit
  332. [World]BloodSwoRd:dont listen 2 him eid
  333. [World]SirMike:will have my 2nd t1 tomorrow so excited
  334. [World]ElDirecto:i have 164.6 dodge and you still didn't miss
  335. [World]ElDirecto:but i kept missing
  336. [World]BloodSwoRd:sirMIke, dont bully us
  337. [World]Dark_RR:.*. Blood I'm giving him good advice xD
  338. [World]Dark_RR:lol I have high hit
  339. [World]BloodSwoRd:to donate 2 legion?
  340. [World]BloodSwoRd:yes donate all u can! then donate me GBs
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