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- [World]mutat:I just look at my enormous pEnis and all my troubles start..
- [World]mutat:fading away
- [World]Drock:I was told it was so long that no amount of astroglide can
- [World]Drock:reach the summit
- [World]mutat:I just look at my enormous pEnis and it sure does brighten..
- [World]Dark_RR:hang on, lemme get dat microscope to see yours.
- [World]mutat:my day
- [World]Dark_RR:Seems to me like you need a tweezer to jerk off xD
- [World]mutat:LMAO that isn't a very good come back
- [World]Dark_RR:*owned.
- [World]Drock:my joke was way funnier than your Dark _RR
- [World]mutat:wtf RR lol
- [World]Dark_RR:._. Fine, lets make teams.
- [World]AceLerator:RIP in piece Dark RR
- [World]Dark_RR:Me and Drock vs mutat and Blood
- [World]mutat:Damn you will lose in wit and penIs size
- [World]Dark_RR:mutat's team goes first.
- [World]Drock:This better not be a penIle sword fight is never an
- [World]Drock:option for me.
- [World]BloodSwoRd:rr u cant use lego blocks to gain extra length on
- [World]BloodSwoRd:your inverted coCk
- [World]Dark_RR:LOL wtf
- [World]mutat:burn
- [World]RailGun™:anyone got some water
- [World]Dark_RR:LOL
- [World]BloodSwoRd:i luv u RR. learn tantra
- [World]Drock:starts to sing, 'Burn, baby burn, it's alright...."
- [World]Dark_RR:TOo bad Blood waters his CoCk everyday and gives it sunlight
- [World]Dark_RR:hoping for it to grow
- [World]BloodSwoRd:yeah. it's maxed out at 10 inch..12 inch is 2 hard to extend
- [World]mutat:Well at least your mom does it for free
- [World]Dark_RR:Q_Q Gahh
- [World]Dark_RR:okay okay so I got a joke for you guys
- [World]Dark_RR:but first, what do you call that guy who cir***sizes again?
- [World]Dark_RR:I forgot ._.
- [World]mutat:Your Dad
- [World]Dark_RR:=_= you dumb ShIt.
- [World]Dark_RR:Anyways we'll go with a priest for now.
- [World]Drock:A jewish Rabbi was asked, "why do you circuMsize?"
- [World]Drock:The Rabbis Reply, "So, I can keep the tips."
- [World]Dark_RR:he said because he gets to keep the tips xD
- [World]Dark_RR:LOLOLOLOLOLOOLLOLOL
- [World]mutat:LOL so gross
- [World]mutat:RR was hoping to graph the tips onto his to hit 3in
- [World]Dark_RR:LOL shut up.
- [World]Drock:That is a circuMsion joke
- [World]mutat:What did RR do when his GF asked him to give her 12in and
- [World]mutat:hurt her
- [World]Dark_RR:mutat inserts his D!ck into his **** just self satisfaction
- [World]Dark_RR:just for*
- [World]Dark_RR:AsS
- [World]mutat:he ****Ed her 6 times and hit her with a brick
- [World]mutat:fUcked*
- [World]Dark_RR:LOL wtf?
- [World]Dark_RR:I don't get it ._.
- [World]mutat:That makes it even more funny
- [World]Dark_RR:=_=
- [World]Dark_RR:mutat tried licking his ***** cat once, because its the only
- [World]Dark_RR:***** he'll get.
- [World]Dark_RR:PuSSy*
- [World]mutat:RR repect don't talk about your grandma like that
- [World]Dark_RR:you're my grandma? xD
- [World]BloodSwoRd:fcak, rr is wb beater
- [World]Dark_RR:moriah has been getting 0 damage alot LOL
- [World]Dark_RR:I hit 200k almost 4 times in a row
- [World]BloodSwoRd:fcak
- [World]Dark_RR:mutat's d!ck soggier than a krabby patty.
- [World]mutat:1 of RR's 2in is just a mole on the end
- [World]Dark_RR:mutat's entire d!ck is a growing flesh.
- [World]mutat:Yes, yes it is growing flesh grows quite large :)
- [World]Dark_RR:aha! so you confessed
- [World]Drock:The thing is back!!
- [World]Drock:finally Mihawk has a higher P.Pierfce now
- [World]mutat:lol RR everyone's dIck is growing flesh LMAO
- [World]Dark_RR:Q_Q no its not
- [World]mutat:if your's doesn't grow maybe that is why it is so small
- [World]mutat:I burned you with your own burn wkwkwk
- [World]Dark_RR:=_= your wife's cliT is bigger than your d!ck
- [World]mutat:yeah she does support about 14in
- [World]Drock:The cl!t is an inside out diCk
- [World]mutat:nothing to be ashamed of not matching that only 2in shy
- [World]Dark_RR:damn, I bet you let her give you anaL with that cliT
- [World]Dark_RR:these burns, I feel like roasted turkey
- [World]mutat:no she saves that for your GF
- [World]mutat:and doesn't she love it
- [World]Dark_RR:no wonder I see you buying nuggets at mcdonals everyday
- [World]Dark_RR:stuffing them in your aSS to break a record
- [World]Dark_RR:and you're McLovin it
- [World]mutat:I will never beat your record though RR
- [World]mutat:McNugget Master RR
- [World]Dark_RR:D; stahp using my burns against me.
- [World]Dark_RR:that's cheating
- [World]mutat:the biggest anal cavity in Trinidad
- [World]mutat:maybe the world
- [World]mutat:it is not you have to phrase is so it can't be used against
- [World]mutat:you
- [World]mutat:you are setting yourself up LOL
- [World]Dark_RR:mutat's wife is a vaccuum, it only does 2 jobs Blow and SuCk
- [World]mutat:And ever man alive is jealous :)
- [World]mutat:every*
- [World]Dark_RR:mutat making my jokes look stale Q_Q
- [World]mutat:they wish they had wives like that
- [World]mutat:they only time she opens her mouth is to insert my dIck
- [World]BloodSwoRd:rr so stronk
- [World]mutat:I know I am lucky!
- [World]Dark_RR:oh that reminds me
- [World]mutat:Okay RR I am done with this game you can take the last shot
- [World]Dark_RR:search a video named "one man one screwdriver" on google
- [World]Dark_RR:LOL I'm shot down xD I ain't got no more burns
- [World]mutat:okay lol
- [World]Dark_RR:did you search it? xD
- [World]Drock:Roger, " And just like that I am working for the Chinese
- [World]Drock:again."
- [World]mutat:no I didn't
- [World]Dark_RR:search it mutat :D you will enjoy it
- [World]mutat:LOL RR you got your revenge by taking my arena rank
- [World]Dark_RR:or else search 2 girls 1 cup
- [World]mutat:bully me with DRR account
- [World]Dark_RR:LOL my bad
- [World]mutat:sorry I don't need to go to some sketchy site and make my PC
- [World]mutat:sick
- [World]Dark_RR:I even defended against you in shichi
- [World]Dark_RR:lol its safe
- [World]mutat:yeah well your franky is way faster
- [World]mutat:but your over all TP isn't
- [World]BloodSwoRd:i can soo fall in love with Blake Lively
- [World]Dark_RR:brb gonna pisS
- [World]Dark_RR:wait... hold up
- [World]mutat:I will beat that account sooner or later
- [World]Dark_RR:did blood say he's turning gey
- [World]Dark_RR:lol mutat finished enhancing?
- [World]BloodSwoRd:i'm a romantics at heart. with a sluTty heart
- [World]Drock:2 girls one cup is old news
- [World]mutat:warship? haven't started lol
- [World]mutat:just got RF the other day
- [World]Dark_RR:back
- [World]Dark_RR:and lol yeah Drock
- [World]Dark_RR:but mutat how did you get so much hp
- [World]Drock:Wow I had Red Force three weeks ago
- [World]mutat:hahahahaha
- [World]Dark_RR:mutat hax hp
- [World]Drock:I have alot more HP NOW
- [World]mutat:nice Drock
- [World]mutat:your marco is the ony crew to beat me in HP drock
- [World]mutat:RR if you look at my crew you can figure it out lol
- [World]Dark_RR:hp shells
- [World]mutat:When I have max enhance RF I will switch to marco
- [World]Dark_RR:star seals LOL
- [World]mutat:some of it yeah RR
- [World]mutat:and star seals yes
- [World]Drock:just gained 420 more HP
- [World]Dark_RR:mutat. I need some shells man.
- [World]Drock:12k more HP to go on Marco
- [World]Dark_RR:Been saving for a while now
- [World]Dark_RR:do you save the teamfight shells too?
- [World]mutat:At max enhance Rf I should be able to give marco at least
- [World]mutat:500k HP
- [World]Dark_RR:or use them asap?
- [World]Dark_RR:mutat i doubt that
- [World]Dark_RR:you might give him around 480k
- [World]Dark_RR:unless you have OP hp shells
- [World]mutat:I do save team fight chests but only till I have 100 regular
- [World]mutat:shell chests it takes too long to get 100 fight chests
- [World]mutat:the other thing to save is navi chests
- [World]Dark_RR:oh i see
- [World]mutat:because they give fury shells directly
- [World]Dark_RR:psh I use navi chests asap T_T
- [World]mutat:no don't
- [World]mutat:especially if you want 2nd T1
- [World]Dark_RR:.*. how much to save
- [World]Drock:100
- [World]mutat:100 of course
- [World]Drock:8000 copper
- [World]mutat:I am only 128 lvl 1 fury away form 3rd
- [World]mutat:from
- [World]Drock:quarntess for 1000
- [World]Drock:quarnatees
- [World]Ninjits:i dont understand this of 100 chest
- [World]Dark_RR:._.
- [World]Drock:guarantees
- [World]Dark_RR:saving is the key huh
- [World]Drock:That is to long for me
- [World]Ninjits:you save 100 chest then you use?
- [World]Drock:1000 days for 150 copper gesh
- [World]Kennard:anyone want shicibukai ***le
- [World]BloodSwoRd:i did for silver but u took it b4 i can
- [World]Kennard:no
- [World]Dark_RR:candy xD you got rank 85 from me?
- [World]Kennard:yeah thank RR
- [World]Dark_RR:Drock, what's this copper you speak of?
- [World]Dark_RR:lol np man
- [World]Kennard:if u want i will put off my crews
- [World]BloodSwoRd:rr take shichi n drive traffic
- [World]BloodSwoRd:i'm silver poor
- [World]Kennard:go
- [World]Kennard:only prot
- [World]BloodSwoRd:hurry rr dont be gai shy
- [World]Dark_RR:I lost
- [World]Dark_RR:go naked.
- [World]Kennard:rr 200k power
- [World]mutat:Master Kennard so kind
- [World]Dark_RR:lol I'm weak
- [World]Dark_RR:rank 27 Q_Q
- [World]mutat:lol DRR
- [World]mutat:which you took from your friend lol
- [World]BloodSwoRd:idol ken,
- [World]Kennard:still rank 85
- [World]Dark_RR:actually I was his pilot for a long time
- [World]BloodSwoRd:what is your 136 fury shells look like?
- [World]Kennard:who has rank 84?
- [World]Dark_RR:I think ii saw someone with that rank earlier Candy
- [World]Dark_RR:can't remember though
- [World]Dark_RR:Q_Q your haki tho
- [World]mutat:LOL so that does any good how RR
- [World]Dark_RR:lol no idea mutat xD
- [World]Dark_RR:jozu 600k hp xD without df
- [World]Dark_RR:far from max dev Q_Q
- [World]Kennard:RR beat 1 enemy lol
- [World]LakeCoby:всем привет
- [World]BloodSwoRd:1punch took it
- [World]mutat:Is joza better str or con dev?
- [World]Dark_RR:welp, bye bye shichi
- [World]BloodSwoRd:jozu need hp only
- [World]Dark_RR:cons dev mutat
- [World]Dark_RR:LOL kennard gave me silver how kind
- [World]Dark_RR:i luv you candy
- [World]Dark_RR:Psh, Kennard can beat 1Punch, show em kenny :D
- [World]Kennard:i have 500mil
- [World]mutat:careful RR loving candy will make you fat
- [World]Kennard:to lazy
- [World]Dark_RR:I'm skinny as hell in real life.
- [World]mutat:Kennard what your TP with best crew?
- [World]Dark_RR:jk xD
- [World]Kennard:280k
- [World]Dark_RR:._. so wait... Kennard can really beat 1Punch?
- [World]mutat:I so weak :(
- [World]Kennard:if he use 1 crew RR
- [World]Dark_RR:damn, what about 3?
- [World]Kennard:if he use marco no change to beat him
- [World]Dark_RR:wow.
- [World]Kennard:if he use prot, healer and marco i must wait min 10 or 20
- [World]mutat:867k marco hard to beat
- [World]Dark_RR:remember when you used to pilot me? :*
- [World]Kennard:hahaha
- [World]Dark_RR:master cand was my idol
- [World]mutat:Kennard could you drop to one man so I can duel
- [World]mutat:see how long I can last lol
- [World]Kennard:ok
- [World]Kennard:i cant do anything because my prot is doctor
- [World]Dark_RR:if you last for 100 rounds without losing, its a draw
- [World]mutat:Thanks done now
- [World]mutat:honestly thought I would lose
- [World]mutat:lose to doc protag regualrly sadly with OP folks
- [World]Dark_RR:i take it you lost against hebe xD
- [World]mutat:no I can win against Hebe one man
- [World]mutat:probably no if he adds on attacker
- [World]mutat:What about your RR
- [World]Dark_RR:lose.
- [World]mutat:DRR?
- [World]Dark_RR:win
- [World]Dark_RR:KingHaris so OP xD
- [World]Dark_RR:won him tho must be luck
- [World]mutat:okay later guys
- [World]Dark_RR:later mutat :D
- [World]Muneeb™:yeah how can you beat him
- [World]Dark_RR:Muneeeeeb :D
- [World]Dark_RR:simple, get a 102 fury garp xD
- [World]Dark_RR:and automatic win lol
- [World]Dark_RR:he used the strategy I was working on long ago
- [World]Dark_RR:luckily I know its counters
- [World]Vithril:finally 1 more fury shell upgrade till i get my robin t1
- [World]Romero.s005:damn
- [World]Muneeb™:Cant wait for Vith to get it :)
- [World]Romero.s005:you will become stronger than me again then D:
- [World]Dark_RR:Vith is strong though
- [World]Romero.s005:yup
- [World]Romero.s005:but without T1
- [World]Muneeb™:im finally lvl 138
- [World]Romero.s005:a weakling like me was able to
- [World]Romero.s005:beat him, just with T1 :D
- [World]Dark_RR:muneeb I saw xD
- [World]Muneeb™:dude you drunk ? weakling is OP
- [World]Muneeb™:hopefully ill be lvl 140 in an year or so lmao
- [World]Romero.s005:weakling the word, not the nickname
- [World]Vithril:o wow i actually beat extreme
- [World]clgt:*Luffy*
- [World]shikone:*Luffy*
- [World]Dark_RR:stahp guys
- [World]Dark_RR:making me jaelous
- [World]Dark_RR:jealous*
- [World]Muneeb™:damn luffy makes me jelly too
- [World]Dark_RR:lol wanna go for him Muneeb?
- [World]Dark_RR:we can race xD
- [World]Muneeb™:no imma get sanji and then be happy forever
- [World]Dark_RR:lololol good luck
- [World]Dark_RR:Yayyy good events
- [World]Dark_RR:thanks to Ogden I saved up alot of WUC
- [World]Muneeb™:i got only 120
- [World]Dark_RR:I got less.
- [World]Dark_RR:103 i think
- [World]ElDirecto:hey guys how's things?
- [World]Dark_RR:w***up Monica
- [World]Dark_RR:Wazzup*
- [World]Dark_RR:Monica= white guy way of saying "my Nigga"
- [World]ElDirecto:lol monica?
- [World]ElDirecto:lol
- [World]ElDirecto:not much i havent logged in all day
- [World]Dark_RR:then reset is in a few minutes
- [World]Dark_RR:lol so too bad on that dailies
- [World]ElDirecto:yeah bummer.
- [World]ElDirecto:im in middle f el
- [World]Dark_RR:lol me too
- [World]ElDirecto:when reset happens can i duel you but don't put any crew in
- [World]ElDirecto:the bottom row please.
- [World]Dark_RR:okay
- [World]Dark_RR:in this account or my RolandRock?
- [World]ElDirecto:either one i just want to see something
- [World]Dark_RR:okay after I do El gimme 10 mins
- [World]ElDirecto:whenever your ready
- [World]Dark_RR:okay fine one minute
- [World]Dark_RR:gonna hurry this up and reload the battle
- [World]ElDirecto:ok
- [World]Dark_RR:okay go ahead
- [World]ElDirecto:on it loading.....
- [World]ElDirecto:im gonna lose just how much dodge does your prot have
- [World]Dark_RR:ElD. always donate to your legion daily
- [World]ElDirecto:ok will do
- [World]Dark_RR:105.6 dodge
- [World]Dark_RR:my jozu has all the good dodge xD
- [Notice]Congrats to PABLO:JOB for getting Advanced crew member Marco!
- [World]ElDirecto:then i just have no hit
- [World]BloodSwoRd:dont listen 2 him eid
- [World]SirMike:will have my 2nd t1 tomorrow so excited
- [World]ElDirecto:i have 164.6 dodge and you still didn't miss
- [World]ElDirecto:but i kept missing
- [World]BloodSwoRd:sirMIke, dont bully us
- [World]Dark_RR:.*. Blood I'm giving him good advice xD
- [World]Dark_RR:lol I have high hit
- [World]BloodSwoRd:to donate 2 legion?
- [World]BloodSwoRd:yes donate all u can! then donate me GBs
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