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"Eladriel" is a Dire Insult | Don't Be An Eladriel!

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  1. Originally linked to me and everyone by Pluro, who was being an Eladriel: http://www.mortalonline.com/forums/threads/rekt-wardec-thank-you.135688/#post-2261041
  2. Concerning: Dunk Slammington, who isn't Eladriel but otherwise, no comment.
  3. This apparently took place in TS. Probably MO public TS (UNofficial) or some sub-channel of it.
  4. Number Two Rule in Aegis Imperium (my guild): NO ELADRIELS.
  5. Rule Number Three: You do not *talk* about Eladriel. He talks enough for everyone.
  6. Four: ???
  7. Five: Profit from this lesson.
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  11. *Kill 5 naked mages in Kranesh, and Dunk is 1*
  12. <21:00:21> You poked "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" with message: :O thank you for regs plubo
  13. <21:00:37> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: ?
  14. <21:00:44> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: what reags
  15. <21:03:08> You poked "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" with message: I guess Fooky donated the most :/
  16. <21:03:31> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: oh you talking about how these guys went pvping in kran?
  17. <21:03:43> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: soz kid i wasnt there i was farmin razorbacks
  18. <21:04:23> You poked "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" with message: Lol naked mage harrrrd
  19. <21:04:34> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: full pvp gear vs naked
  20. <21:04:39> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: you tell me whats more skilled
  21. <21:05:03> You poked "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" with message: In Kran? Please make more exucses, its funny! Look you are finally funny :D!!!
  22. <21:05:12> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: im just sayin
  23. <21:05:22> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: 4v6 nakeds vs geared
  24. <21:05:30> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: its more skilled to fooky and his whatever crew
  25. <21:05:46> You poked "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" with message: We have 6?
  26. <21:05:55> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: thats what i was told
  27. <21:06:06> You poked "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" with message: Well what you were told is bad as your lies
  28. <21:06:19> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: pluro,agile,thatgoon,bearmans,whatshisface
  29. <21:06:34> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: is the names i got
  30. <21:06:45> You poked "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" with message: Look like 6 to you?
  31. <21:06:55> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: im sorry i wasnt there to record all the names
  32. <21:07:00> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: im sorry im not as perfect as u
  33. <21:07:07> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: to submit a complaint dial 1800fooky.com
  34. <21:07:35> You poked "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" with message: Thanks for the compliment, but its pretty basic to count to 6 Dunk. Glad you found friends!
  35. <21:08:08> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: your wierd kid
  36. <21:08:22> You poked "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" with message: You're*
  37. <21:08:34> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: did you learn that at temple university or somethin
  38. <21:08:54> You poked "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" with message: Are you mad Eladriel?
  39. <21:09:05> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: who the hell is that
  40. <21:09:14> You poked "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" with message: You are Eladriel
  41. <21:09:21> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: pretty sure im not
  42. <21:09:29> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: first plubo now eladriel
  43. <21:09:34> You poked "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" with message: Trust me bud, you definitely are hahahahaha
  44. <21:09:45> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: alright whatever dude
  45. <21:09:57> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: just sayin man
  46. <21:10:03> You poked "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" with message: You are just too dumb to understand what I am saying Eladriel no worries
  47. <21:10:16> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: im pretty sure im not eladriel
  48. <21:10:53> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: but i am pretty sure of your dorm room
  49. <21:11:08> You poked "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" with message: Bud ask your friends who Eladriel is
  50. <21:11:38> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: https://www.google.com/search?q=eladriel&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8
  51. <21:11:46> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: not my fault i dont play shit games like that
  52. <21:11:53> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: what are you 12 nerd? card games really?
  53. <21:12:03> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: this is why your staying as a liberal arts student
  54. <21:12:09> You poked "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" with message: Nah its a joke at how pathetic you are for brining IRL info into this
  55. <21:12:27> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: im sorry i know a little bit of everything on all you nerds
  56. <21:12:38> You poked "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" with message: Doesn't make it any less pathetic
  57. <21:12:39> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: well all the important details at least
  58. <21:12:51> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: hey i dont care man, im not an elitest pridehound like yall are
  59. <21:12:57> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: im like a rhodriknight
  60. <21:13:22> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: i can hear your vagina quivering
  61. <21:13:23> You poked "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" with message: You are right, you are just an asshole who tries to insult people with IRL information. LMFAO
  62. <21:13:31> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: thats not very nice
  63. <21:13:55> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: i think you should apologize
  64. <21:14:04> You poked "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" with message: ?
  65. <21:14:30> You poked "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" with message: I understand it can be frustrating to not be able to do anything in game
  66. <21:14:46> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: except tl you kids down until you have to waste time logging in?
  67. <21:14:47> You poked "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" with message: But try to rise above the scum shit you are doing with the IRL info stuff
  68. <21:14:57> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: having to be 100% ready at all times because a bunch of naked doodoos comes?
  69. <21:15:22> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: its just a game dude
  70. <21:15:25> You poked "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" with message: You mean free regs? Be ready for free regs?.. lmao you think you are more than you are sport
  71. <21:15:27> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: dont have to get so mad over a game
  72. <21:15:37> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: sure you can have free reags
  73. <21:15:51> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: just saying, having to park ur pvp characters in kran in case someone actually gets killed bya tl
  74. <21:16:01> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: its gonna take 200 deaths to amount to the gear yall would lose
  75. <21:16:17> You poked "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" with message: http://pastebin.com/Q7xim3gS
  76. <21:16:25> You poked "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" with message: I can hear the tears falling dunk
  77. <21:16:30> You poked "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" with message: Thanks for your time
  78. <21:16:34> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: shit you recorded that too
  79. <21:16:40> You poked "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" with message: Eladriel you mad?
  80. <21:16:47> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: im not fkin eladriel
  81. <21:16:54> You poked "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" with message: Eladriel stop
  82. <21:17:02> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: dont make me get off my couch and shoot your school kid
  83. <21:17:32> You poked "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" with message: Lmfao you are so whacked in the head
  84. <21:17:36> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: u takin this game way too seriousl well i can take it a step further
  85. <21:17:42> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: two steps further
  86. <21:17:56> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: its ok to be triggered by one dunk trollington
  87. <21:18:24> You poked "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" with message: You just htreatened to shoot up my school. Why you gotta continue these steriotypes?
  88. <21:18:40> "PlurO": Dunk just threatened to shoot up my university hahahaha
  89. <21:18:45> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: kuz of my first and second amendment
  90. <21:19:03> You poked "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" with message: Eladriel give it a break, I can see the mad through the monitor
  91. <21:19:14> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: did rathtard tell u my name was that
  92. <21:19:18> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: ill give you a hint its not
  93. <21:19:22> You poked "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" with message: No you are Eladriel
  94. <21:19:23> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: at the least its joey moore
  95. <21:19:31> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: ya know if you ever check my youtube channel youd know
  96. <21:19:39> You poked "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" with message: No it is eladriel
  97. <21:19:46> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: alright john
  98. <21:19:58> You poked "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" with message: How mad are you right now Eladriel?
  99. <21:20:09> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: less mad than u, god damn flooding my chat
  100. <21:20:30> You poked "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" with message: You done Eladriel? Or you need the last word?
  101. <21:20:30> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: you're some kinda goddamn tumbr feminist that cant stop hitting the enter key
  102. <21:20:44> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: im just saying, spamming chat when i can walk two blocks down the street isnt a good idea
  103. <21:21:05> You poked "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" with message: To the health clinic to check your blood pressure?
  104. <21:21:11> You poked "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" with message: Mad?
  105. <21:21:11> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: yeah its pretty high
  106. <21:21:18> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: really? mad? thats so original
  107. <21:21:24> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: now i know ur balls are hurting
  108. <21:21:33> You poked "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" with message: Eladriel stop raging and just walk away
  109. <21:21:53> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: id rather not walk away from darkfall
  110. <21:22:02> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: id prefer if you walk away instead
  111. <21:22:09> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: u prob have school in 8 hours shud get some sleep
  112. <21:22:15> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: gotta attend that gender studies class
  113. <21:22:44> You poked "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" with message: Kk, enjoy dunk hahaha xD
  114. <21:22:58> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: damn this guy and his emoticons
  115. <21:23:07> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: fucking messaged me 2000 liens of text over a game
  116. <21:23:13> "Dunk Slammington,God of Meduli" pokes you: now i gotta beat his ass
  117. *Dunk Blocked*
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