Lemon Cookies (WIP)

>It was that time of day again
>Lunch time
>Every weekday you go to the same place to eat a quick lunch and chit chat with the baker behind the counter
>Pinkie Pie, a sweet, adorable, over excited mare, and childish at times who made you laugh
>She helpes out the Cakes with their business and personal lives
>She bakes tasty cupcakes but the one thing you love are her lemon cookies
>Sour and sweet
>It reminded you of your mother and grandmother's lemon cookies
>You would always rub the powdered sugar under your nose
>'look ma, I got a mustache like grandapa'
>Both of them would laugh except for when you got older and called it cocaine. No more mustache jokes since grandpa died
>"Hey Anonymous are you gonna stand there all day or come in?"
>You look down at the voice and see Mrs. Cake standing there with the door open
"Oh sorry Mrs. Cake, just kind of zoned out"
>She giggles and passes by you
>MC: "It's fine, just be careful"
>She walks away with a bag on her back
>You enter the shop and see a huge fucking grin on Pinkie's face
>PP: "Hey Anon! Is it lunch time already?"
"Yeah Pinkie, give me my usual please"
>PP: "Okie dokie Lokie"
>She hides behind the counter for a second then reappears with a bag in her mouth
>PP: "Mere ma goat"
"Thanks Pinkie"
1/2

>You grab the bag from her mouth and place some bits on the counter
>You sit down at a table and...wait you forgot the milk
>Pinkie places a glass of milk on the table as soon as you thought of that
>PP: "Seems you forgot the milk"
>You reach in your pocket
>PP: "No need to pay, its just a glass of milk"
"Thanks Pinkie, I can be a bit of an air head sometimes"
>She just gives you a smile and goes behind the counter again
>You take a bite out of the cookie
>Oh man here comes your mouthgasm
"Oh God...Pinkie...it tastes so good..."
>PP: "Thanks Anon, they're super duper extra fresh today"
"*mumble* herm *you drink some milk* ah...so good Pinkie"
>She just rests her head on her hoof
"So Pinkie, anything new in your life?"
>Pinkie thinks for a second
>PP: "Well...I am planning a party for this weekend"
"Oh who's party is it?"
>You bite another cookie
>PP: "It's my party, its gonna be SO much fun. Thereisgoingtobegames,dancing,andsomuchcupcakes!"
>Man sometimes you can't understand her so you just nod your head
"Sounds like fun"
>PP: "It will be Anon...as long as you come..."
"Oh Am I invited?"
>PP: "Of course you are you silly billy"
"Pinkie I'm not a goat"
>PP: "Just come please?"
"Of course I will go, I always go"
>You eat another cookie, Pinkie has a big smile on her face
"So whats this party about?"
>Pinkie gets a nervous look on her face
>PP: "I-It's about something...I have a crush...my first one...SO I thought I should throw a PARTY!"
>Odd, Pinkie being nervous, that's something new
>But you now wonder who she has a crush on
"So Pinkie...who is your crush?"
>You eat the last cookie
2/x

>Pinkie rubs her hooves together nervously
>PP: "It's somep[spoiler][/spoiler]ony you know..."
"Who is it? I won't tell"
>PP: "Anonymous...its a secret crush...so its a secret"
"Oh Pinkie, I can Pinkie Promise™ that I won't tell anybody about him...or her"
>Is Pinkie into girls?
>PP: "No Anonymous...oh look at the time. Your lunch break is over"
"Okay okay, I know when I am unwanted"
>You get up and roll the bag and toss it away
>PP: "Oh Anonymous, you are always wanted here, who else will eat all our lemon cookies?"
>She giggles and you laugh, you wave goodbye to her and head back to work

*Days later*

>Today is Pinkie's party and you are ready
>You had your usual outfit, a tee shirt with some pants. But this was a party so today you had a bow tie
"Bow ties are cool"
>As once said by Time Turner, who now has started to wear ties after his sudden physical change. You blame Derpy since she always is with him
>You walk out of your apartment and head over to Applejack's barn
>On your way there you join in a group of ponies heading over to Pinkie's Party
>You joined in the conversation, it was idle chit chat
>"So Anonymous who do you think Pinkie has the hots for?"
>You think for a second about who you have seen Pinkie happy with
"Well she is friendly to everyone...so I have no idea"
>"Come on now, I always see both of you laughing it up from my shop"
>"Hey maybe it's Anonymous"
>You stop dead in your tracks
>You and Pinkie
>Human and a pony
>What?
>"Anon, I was kidding"
>You snap out of it and blush hard
"Yeah...just thought about mixing in with your species"
>"Oh I bet there are some out there, I wouldn't be surprised if it was Fluttershy, I mean she was pretty close to that minotaur"
>You all laugh, god ponies can be cunts sometimes
>You finally arrived at the party
>You gave a nod to Big MacIntosh, he returns it
>You spot Pinkie Pie surrounded by her usual group of friends
"Hey Pinkie Pie"
>All girls turned their attention to you and stop their conversation
>PP: "Hey Anonymous! Glad you could make it"
"Well Pinkie I really can't miss a party about your...uh crush"
>Shit its something really weird to throw a party about actually
3/x

>Pinkie hugs you and you pat her name which for some odd reason causes her friends to d'aww
>She lets go and blushes...you think. Pink and red don't mix well sometimes
"So Pinkie are you going to reveal who do you like?"
>Pinkie rubs her hooves nervously
>PP: "Uh No Anon, its still a secret"
"Haha Okay"
>Suddenly Rainbow Dash wraps her hoof around Pinkie and drags her away whispering something in her ear
>Now came the awkward silence between you and Pinkie's four best bestest best friends
"Sooo...do you girls like lemon cookies?"
>Rarity: "I actually don't, I find the taste a bit...tart"
"That's what I enjoy about it actually, its like something unwanted yet it can taste good"
>Twilight: "I actaully never tried one"
"You should try Pinkie's, I find them to be delicious. They remind me the kind my mom and grandmother baked back on Earth"
>Applejack: "Eeeyeah, Pinkie told us about that"
"Really? Pinkie talks about me?"
>Applejack gets a nervous look on her face
>AJ: "Y-Yeah...nothing but good things"
>You hope its always good things. You are an alien on their world, can't have anything bad about yourself or else you're screwed
"So what else does she say about me? I always wonder what ponies think about me"
>Applejack has beads of sweat dropping down her forehead
>AJ: "Uh.."
>Rarity: "She says you are quite a comedian, and in my opinion you seem like a nice fellow"
>Comedian? Well you do joke around with her but you never really thought of yourself as a funny guy
"We do joke around a lot. Hey, do any of you know who Pinkie's crush is? I'm just curious"
>All four mares freeze up and give each other nervous glances
>Twilight: "We Pinkie Promised to not tell anyp[spoiler][/spoiler]ony who he is"
>Its "he"
"OH a guy huh? Okay won't say a thing"
>Twilight facehoofs as Pinkie arrives back with Rainbow Dash
>PP: "Hey Anon want to dance?"
>You figure why not
"Yeah sure"
>You follow Pinkie Pie to where the music was at
>You try to dance to this music but it is kind of hard
>Pinkie is dancing and enjoying herself at least which makes you happy
4/x

>After a while the song changes to a slow dance type of song
>Pinkie gets on her hind legs and you quickly grab her front hooves
>She leans against you and the two of you dance slow from side to side
>She closes her eyes and rests her head against your chest
>PP: "Thank you Anonymous"
"Thank you for what?"
>PP:"For coming"
"Pinkie, its a party. I know its your talent"
>You two continue on and stay quiet. It feels good dancing with Pinkie
>The song ended and you went to get punch
>You brought an extra cup in case Pinkie or anyone wanted some
>You let a group of friends pass by you
>"Did you tell him yet?"
>PP: "No I haven't"
>You decided to stay where you are since you were hidden by a post
>"Why haven't you told him yet?"
>PP: "Its kind of hard to tell somep[spoiler][/spoiler]ony you really like them"
>"Just tell him I bet he will accept"
>PP: "I can't I'm afraid of being rejected"
>Okay maybe you should stop eavesdropping
>You make an appearance causing the girls to stop their conversation
"Hey Pinkie want some punch?"
>PP: "SURE! Thanks Anon"
>She grabs the cup and chugs it down quickly
>Twilight: "So Anonymous, are you enjoying the party?"
"Yeah, not so bad. Drinking punch, danced with Pinkie, talked with some ponies. Its all good"
>Twilight nods
>Twilight: "So Anonymous do you have a crush on somep[spoiler][/spoiler]ony?
"Actually no I don't. Sort of living my life right now. Each week is the same thing"
>Pinkie looks a little sad
"Oh don't worry about me Pinkie, I'll find someone to love"
>Pinkie gives off a small smile
>She hugs your leg and you pat her head
>You decide its best to mingle wit the other ponies. Pinkie's crush may be watching and who knows he could be the jealous or shy type
>You hang around chit chatting with other ponies, drinking punch, dance with a mare or two, and just eat all those lemon cookies
>The party is ending leaving you alone with Pinkie and her friends
"Hey, great party Pinkie. I had a good time"
>PP: "Glad you liked it Anon"
5/x

>Pinkie looks at her friends and they all give her nudges and hoof signs. Rainbow Dash for some odd reason was thrusting her hoof into a her tail shaped as an "O" giving a wink to Pinkie
"Well good night Pinkie, see ya girls"
>You were about to walk out that door when Pinkie calls you
>PP: "HEY! Anonymous wait, can you walk with me?"
"Sure"
>You let Pinkie say good-bye to her friends and walk with her down the road
>Wait...Pinkie threw the party yet she's leaving her friends to clean up the mess...fuck it
>PP: "Hey Anonymous?"
"Yeah?"
>PP: "Do you like ponies?"
"Of course I do"
>PP: "I meant 'like like' ponies"
"Oh well...I think if the right one comes then I'll try to love her with all my heart"
>PP: "So you can't love us?"
"Well...I can its just...well right now is not the right time?"
>PP: "Then when is?"
>She stops and stares at you
"Well when it happens I'll tell you"
>PP: "Okay..."
>You noticed that you two actually stopped in front of Sugarcube Corner
"Goodnight Pinkie"
>PP: "Goodnight Anonymous"
>She opens her door and goes in
>Man, ponies sure are nosy in other people's love life

*A week and a half later*

>Lunch time
>The best time of the day for you to eat cookies, lemon cookies
>You walk into the bakery with a smile on your face
>Pinkie, the wonderful mare who makes your favorite baked goods, also has a huge fucking grin on her face
>PP: "Hey Anon, are you ready for some cookies?"
"Yeah, are they fresh?"
>PP: "You betcha!"
>You bite one
"Oh...so good"
>Its like she bakes them with cocaine or something
6/x

"Hey Pinkie?"
>PP: "Yeah Anon?"
"What do you put into these cookies that make them taste so good?"
>Pinkie just giggles at you
>PP: "Its a secret ingredient"
"You can trust me"
>PP: "Nah, maybe one day I'll tell you"
"Okay"
>You finish your lunch and talk to Pinkie about random things; video games, books, ponies, party, and cities in Equestria
>Another day goes by in Equestria
>A few days later you ask Pinkie about what makes her lemon cookies so good
>PP: "No, its a secret"
"Okay, okay I'll stop"
>You go back to eating your cookies
>PP: "Hey Anonymous, why do you like lemon cookies so much?"
"I like them because they remind me of good things in my life. My mom and grandma would bake them whenever they had the chance. It would be a real life Kodak moment whenever we got around to eat those cookies. It was special every time, they are moments that will be with me forever. I remember once when they were baking I asked them what made them taste so good. They told me it was love, love was the secret ingredient that made their lemon cookies so good. That's why I love eating your cookies Pinkie, they make happy no matter what."
>Pinkie Pie hug attack out of no where
>PP: "Love! Thats my secret"
"What?"
>Pinkie looks up at you with tears in her eyes
>PP: "I make my lemon cookies with love, I make them basically for you. I love you Anonymous"
>Woah, you are Pinkie's crush
>Pinkie Pie has a crush on you
>Pinkie loves you
>Love
"Uh"
>Pinkie stares into your eyes
>The cookies she makes, they're baked with love like home
>You don't miss home that much since you eat her cookies
>Pinkie turns away
>PP: "You don't love me back...its not the right time isn't it?"
"Pinkie..."
>This crazy mare loves you, and she shows it everyday
"Pinkie I think its time"
>Fucking huge grin on her pink face again
>PP: "I really really really-"
>She goes on for five minutes saying 'really' until finally she says the words
>PP: "-really really love you Anon"
"...okay. I love you too Pinkie"
>Pinkie just smiles and reaches your head up puckering her lips
>Yeah, you're not ready for that. You are still getting past the part you are being in love with a talking pony
"Uh"
>You bend down and let her lips kiss your cheek
>You look and see she is confused
"Too soon Pinkie...just little by little"
>PP: "Okie dokie lokie"
7/x

>She has a neutral look on her face
"I do like you Pinkie...its just this is all new to me and I want to take it slow"
>PP: "Its okay, I understand. This is new to me too"
>You gently pat her head
>Pinkie looks up to you with a blush on he face
>PP: "Rainbow Dash said...that going all the way makes things happen quicker"
>No
>Nope not even going there
"Uh..."
>PP: "Too soon?"
"Very"
>Fucking Rainbow Dash
>PP: "So...are you my special somehuman?"
>Are you this mare's boyfriend?
"Yes and you are my special somep[spoiler][/spoiler]ony"
>Oh God...you're a horse fucker now...well soon to be one
>PP: "*GASP* I HAVE TO THROW A PARTY!"
>You went back to work leaving a party planning Pinkie thinking of how to celebrate your new relationship

*Months later*

>Today you were going to an expensive dinner in Manhattan
>You put on a nice suit and head over to the restaurant
>Arriving at the restaurant you are greeted right away and led to your table
>Pinkie was already at the table
>You sit down with her and kiss her on the cheek
"Hey, you beat me"
>Pinkie gives a soft laugh, you noticed she had some white powder in her mane
>You dust it off
"You had something in your mane"
>PP: "Oh it was just some sugar. I baked some lemon cookies!"
"But Pinkie...we came here to eat"
>PP: "Yeah but they don't bake my lemon cookies!"
>Now you do love her cookies but its ghetto bringing your own food
"Pinkie, don't tell me you have cookies in your mane again"
>PP: "Silly Anon, I baked them in their kitchen. They didn't mind"
8/x

>She gives off a huge grin but the workers in the place give off annoyed looks towards her direction
>She probably pestered them or something, fuck it
>You eat a wonderful dinner with Pinkie Pie, now came the desert
"So Pinkie, I am ready for desert"
>Pinkie disappears under the table for a second and brings out a platter of cookies
>PP: "Eat up"
>Both of you gorge like animals and end up having powered faces
"Delicious as always Pinkie"
>Pinkie goes to kiss your cheek as usual but suddenly you felt like something new
>You kiss Pinkie on her lips causing her to be shock
>She has a shock expression which grows to a big grin
>She tightens her body and starts trembling
"Uh Pinkie? Are you okay?"
>You may have just broke your marefriend
>Suddenly Pinkie flys into the air with a rocket on her back. She goes around the room flying into tables and flipping them and their occupants
>Pinkie flys at you in which results in a big confetti explosion covering everyone in confetti and food
>She has a big smile on her face and has confetti in her mane
>Pinkie: "I LOVE YOU ANON! I SUPER DUPER LOOOOOOOVVEEEE YOOOUU!"
>She plants one on your lips
"And I love you too Pinkie"
>You hug her close to you
>As much as adorable your moment was with Pinkie, thatdn't stop the waiter
>Waiter: "Excuse me...but...